There has been some buzz on the Internet in recent months about the possibility that Screech may have faked his own death to evade his creditors and that he may still be alive. Here are some photos I discovered. I have not yet been able to confirm whether any of these photos are legitimate photos of Screech, although they do look like him.
Here is a photo of Screech working as an unpaid bathroom attendant in the men's room at a seedy bar:
Here is a photo of Screech eating garbage out of a dumpster: :
Here is a photo of Screech apparently locked in an animal cage:
Update - I have discovered additional photos of possible Screech sightings. However, I have to confess that I am unable to verify the authenticity of any of these photos. This photo is of Screech sniffing a pair of men's underwear which has a very conspicuous doodoo stain on it:
This is a photo of Screech hanging out with his new best friend, Oscar the Grouch, in a dumpster where they both eat garbage.
This is apparently a photo of Screech dressed up as a woman to hide his identity:
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Screech looks so happy in that second photo as he shoves garbage into his mouth! I bet he acquired a taste for it while living off the grid in the Pacific Northwest for awhile.
You can tell he was really trying to blend in and hide as he isn’t wearing his normal fruity Zubaz pants!
I used to work a trash route in the Pacific Northwest for a few months last year. I remember when our garbage truck picked up a dumpster behind a bar one night to dump it into the back of the truck and we heard something which sounded like “Zoinks!” and then something jumped out of the back of our truck and ran off into the woods. It was dark and around 5AM at the time, so it was hard to see exactly what ran off. I could tell it was some type of biped, like either a monkey or a homeless bum. Could it have been Screech, hiding in the dumpster eating garbage or sleeping after eating a large meal of garbage???
Garbage Man, these reports make us seem very likely Screech faked his death to throw off his numerous creditors. It seems he would rather live in dumpsters, eating trash, instead of having to work and pay bills like most people. If this turns out to be the case I hope Screech returns and mans the many rest stop and truck stop bathrooms he is needed at. Life for many long haul truckers, and degenerate travelers, just hasn’t been the same since his “passing”.
Screech is amazing - he must have an incredible stomach! It looks like he is eating used tissues or food wrappers in that dumpster photo. Most people would get really sick eating dirty garbage, but Screech somehow manages to live off this. He has the diet of a Billy goat! I wonder if he also eats grass and weeds?
Gay Screech Fan, I’m really not that surprised. Screech for a period of time lived off of Mr. Beldings farts! His diet of random rubbish is likely healthier now then when he was gobbling up farts and feces as his only source of sustenance!
Screech looks like he is in ecstasy while smelling that pair of soiled underwear!
FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!... (I just came..)
What kind of underwear is Screech holding up in that photo? There is a hole where the person’s dong would be! Could you imagine Corky wearing a diaper while had a hole in the front so his massive dong would hang out? Despite years of potty training classes, Corky still hasn’t learned how to control his bladder, so he would be pissing all over A-Rod’s mansion even while filling the back of his diaper with doodie.
Screech is so disgusting. It’s shocking he would fake his death to hide from creditors, then live in the woods harassing Sasquatch’s, now take pictures of him huffing soiled pairs of underwear. I for one hope President Trump restores Alcatraz prison and locks up Screech in it! It would be awesome if they kept the tours going so for a few bucks tourists could walk past his cell and rip ass, or throw garbage at him!
Screech has spent a good portion of his life around smelly dumpsters filled with rotting garbage. I think he started hanging out in alleys filled with dumpsters after go got locked out of “The Attic” dance club in the early 1990s. He encountered a group of random dudes butt-slamming each other while farting in each other’s faces and he was hooked. I guess it makes sense that after being in close proximity to dumpster full of garbage, Screech would eventually develop a taste for eating garbage!
Gary, that was such a hot episode. I loved when the obese pig that had been chasing Screech caught up with him at the dumpsters and turned out to be a Tranny! At first Screech seemed afraid as he pinned him to some trash and pounded away at his butthole, but then Screech started loving it! Especially when some derelict who was drinking some Mad Dog 20/20 ripped some nasty farts in his face. After that Screech was hooked!
Hey gang, I just found some incredibly hot spank material! Many of you have probably heard of the 2001 video, “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess.” I had only seen short trailer clips of this video myself until a couple days ago when I discovered that someone uploaded the entire nearly four hour long video to YouTube.
Have fun pleasuring yourself to this hot video. Everyone remembers how Screech got more annoying and more gay during each season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class until that show was cancelled in 2000. Screech’s chess video must have been filmed shortly after that, so he had honed his acting abilities to be as annoying as possible by the time this was filmed.
https://youtu.be/L079qlzjw3g?si=NIAoFxLokhUqjR8Z
Frank, I used to frequent The Attic and hung out near the dumpsters at the end of each night. I remember witnessing Screech get farted on quite often. For some reason, the farts made him hungry and at 2AM back then in that area, there weren’t any restaurants open. So Screech would eat garbage- every so often he would hit the jackpot, finding a half eaten pizza crust. Eventually, he developed a craving for used tissues and napkins!
Gay Screech Fan, thanks for posting that link to Diamond’s chess video. I’d been looking for it for years. I’ve already lost a couple loads while pleasuring myself with it playing in the background this evening.
Hey everyone. I owned a stake in The Attic and was very angry at Screech. He used a fake ID to gain entrance, and we got shut down for a month when the police found out Screech had been let in. After that Screech was never allowed inside the club, but would hang out back by the dumpsters as he’d met numerous weirdos who liked buttslamming each other while farting in each others faces. Most of them were homeless derelicts who enjoyed buttslamming to the bass of the clubs music. Screech was more depraved and got into eating garbage, and farts, while getting butt slammed. One time I went to check on the dumpster and saw that little fruit. He was getting buttslammed by a really fat Mexican guy. I took a nice piss in his Jew fro as thanks for getting my club shut down!
Gay Screech Fan, thank you for posting that video! I have been looking for it for years on eBay and YouTube. I ripped a copy so I can use it as spank material even if it gets taken down. I quickly scanned through it and saw the first half seems to be Screech, but the second half is someone else? Does anyone know if that was Screech’s lover at the time? I could see them playing chess by shoving pieces up each others buttholes!
Hey gang, I just looked that the review of this video on the IMDB website. There is a nice review from “Hardon_Thicke” from 2005 which discusses the impact this video has had on his life.
Barf, the review I mentioned actually discusses a scene in which Screech showed a rectal chess move!
Gay Screech Fan, it’s amazing how even 20 years ago deranged fans of Screech were finding his homoerotic Chess video and reviewing it. I’m so glad someone finally uploaded it for the rest of us to enjoy. I’ve cleared my calendar for the entire weekend so I can watch that video over and over while pleasuring myself. I can’t wait until Screech and his weird lover show us how to play chess with one’s anus!
Only nerds and turds play chess - which one are you?... 🤨
My agent told me if it weren’t for my cameo in “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess” I would long ago have been inducted into the MLB Hall of Fame.
I like the scene at 2 hours and 37 minutes into the video where Screech talked about the importance of maintaining focus during a chess match. Mr. Belding walked in and started ripping ass in Screech’s face while Screech contemplated his next move in the chess match while maintaining focus!
After a little research I found that Screech’s partner in this endeavor was David Glicksman. It seems he was so disgusted by the final product he changed his name! He is now known as David Lucky. I wonder if he and Screech had a lovers quarrel, or if Mr. Belding strutting around the set, ripping nasty farts in Screech’s face, while decked out in a thong speedo, wasn’t David’s idea of a professional chess video?
I was a cameraman during the filming of “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess.” The filming was pretty typical until one scene in the original cut. In it, Screech wanted to show that anyone could master chess, so he had a scene where he was playing Corky from “Life Goes On.” Screech kept telling Corky where he could move his chess pieces to win, but Corky wasn’t paying attention. Instead Corky was drinking from a 2-liter of Mountain Dew while munching on Cheetos. At one point, Screech asked Corky where he wanted to move a chess piece and Corky replied by belching in Screech’s face! Screech responded that Corky was being rude and that maybe teaching a retard how to play chess was a mistake. Corky heard this and flew into a ‘tard rage! Corky hit Screech with a flurry of slaps and then pulled down his sweatpants and took off his diaper, which he then used to strangle Screech while viciously butt-slamming him! David Glicksman was shocked and said, “I guess this is a my lucky day!” as he unzipped his trousers, pulled down his underwear and started rubbing one out! David Glicksman blew a huge load of semen into Screech’s Jew-fro as Corky kept anally pounding Screech. Mr. Glicksman then went home for the day and we all showed up the next day without Corky and pretended that the event had never happened. However, David did change his name from Glicksman to Lucky after that event, as he thought it was super hot!
Back in 2003 I purchased a copy of Dustin Diamond Teaches chess as I was a SBTB fan, and wanted to learn to play what seemed like a complicated game. After watching the video I signed up to play at a local church that was hosting a chess club. I went with great anticipation, knowing that Screech wouldn’t let me down, and everyone would be impressed with my knowledge. Imagine my surprise when as my first opponent was close to victory and I used one of Screech’s “secret moves”. I dropped my pants, bent over, and grunted, squeezing out a shit caked queen I had hidden in my anus. I then yelled “checkmate” as the queen landed on the board with a nice thud, and left a small shit stain. I expected people to clap at my chess prowess. Instead I heard gasps, and someone came over and told me to leave before they called the police!! Only later did I realize I had been duped by the demented Screech, and that shoving pieces up one’s ass, then firing them onto a chess board, was not a regulation chess move, but one of a deranged weirdo who had scammed me out of $20!
I want to thank the person who uploaded the “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess” video to YouTube. I owned a DVD version of this video, although it got misplaced/stolen when I moved back in 2015. The DVD version had a fantastic Easter Egg hidden video on it. In the hidden video, Mr. Belding emerges from behind a curtain and walks over to Screech. Screech smiled because he was happy to see his buddy until Mr. Belding slugged him in the gut and then farted in his face! David Glicksman walked over and pulled down his pants and underwear and then turned to the camera and said, “I’ve morphed into David Lucky, if you know what I’m saying!” David Lucky yanked off Screech’s Zubaz and said, “Here’s a new chess move I’ve been working on, and then started butt-slamming Screech while pushing Screech’s face into the chess board on a nearby table. This scene went on for ten minutes until David “Lucky” climaxed and Mr. Belding sprayed diarrhea all over Screech’s Jew-fro!
God, you guys are disgusting..
Dan Hodges, how dare you come to this forum to post your anti-gay diatribe! You have just committed a hate crime. I thought that we had moved past this in our society, but I guess I was wrong. You have violated the civil rights of the regulars who come here to find hot spank material to read while pleasuring themselves. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Gay Chess Fan, I’m really glad someone finally uploaded this long sought after spank material, but I do wish they had also uploaded the Easter eggs you mentioned. I’ve never owned a copy of this, but have heard underground rumblings at various dumpster parties going back decades. Why was Mr. Belding even in the video? He has no chess experience and doesn’t even seem to know how to play the game? It seems he just showed up and assumed it was some SBTB spinoff. Being the professional that he is he went to town on Screech and hosed him down with a nice diarrhea spray. I certainly hope he was compensated for this, as I could see that worm Screech trying to cheat him. Also, is it possible the set of this abomination is where Corky and Mr. Belding first hit it off and become BFF’s?
Angry Chess Player, those moves Screech taught were only meant for use in the rabid world of queer chess. Screech should have made this well known, but he is a moron. Queer chess revolves around hiding pieces in one’s anus, and making the game as gay as possible. One of the supreme moves is the ability to use one’s butthole to suck up another players piece. If accomplished without any of the piece being visible that counts as a piece being taken. Just keep in mind this isn’t easy, and if the piece falls back to the table, or is still visible from your butthole, you lose your turn!
Gas Passer, when I was in high school, I was in a chess club. I graduated from high school in 2002, so I had grown up watching Saved By The Bell and The New Class. As a gay kid, I looked up to Screech for being himself and engaging in an openly gay relationship with the much older Mr. Belding. Most of the members in my chess club were gay, although there were a few guys who might have been straight, but they were so weird that it was hard to tell. Anyhow, one time before a big chess match, we were over at a club member’s house and we all engaged in a nice circle jerk while watching Screech’s chess video. I had brought a Jew-fro Halloween costume wig and we all jizzed on it for good luck. We ended up winning the chess match the next day, so maybe it helped! Afterward, we looked up Screech’s address and sent him the soiled Jew-fro wig along with a letter telling him about our chess match victory and how we had jizzed on the wig. We actually received a package from Screech a couple weeks later. Screech said that he had swiped a pair of Mr. Belding’s Hershey-stained underwear back in 1996 and had been sniffing it for years for good luck. He included the actually soiled underwear in a box! We were so touched that we framed the underwear and hung it up in our chess trophy display box at the school. It is still there to this day!
Hi guys. I’m loving this chess discussion. When I was in high school I was in the chess club. This would have been around 2005. The teacher who ran the club was a total weirdo and made us watch “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess” over and over again. He really worshipped Mr. Belding and told us that we needed to use “guerrilla” tactics to win matches. Instead of teaching us better openings, or defensive postures, he instead focused on how we should eat a lot of Taco Bell and Brussels Sprouts so we would produce rancid gas that would distract our opponent. He also focused on training us to be able to withstand opponents farting and did so by having us play practice matches and then jumping around until he’d rip a fart right in one of our faces. It was totally gross and didn’t improve any of our games. None of our opponents ever tried to fart on us, yet that, and farting in our opponents faces were his sole focus. We had a few newbies who went to matches barely knowing how to play. Needless to say we lost all of our matches, and our coach would just stand there yelling about letting loose farts. One match a real skinny kid stood up to try and fart on his opponent and when he pushed to rip a fart he sharted. The smell was so noxious his opponent nearly vomited and quit the game. Our teacher called this a major victory and told that kid Mr. Belding would have been proud of him. After that year the school closed down the chess club and I think the teacher retired as I never saw him again.
Fuck you all..
Robert, I graduated from high school in the late 1990s, before Screech’s chess video was released. However, my high school had a chess club where you could learn how to play and could play against other kids. I had never played chess before, so I decided to try it out in the winter season because I played soccer in the fall and baseball in the spring, so I needed something to do after school in the winter. I signed up thinking that maybe there might be a cute girl I could meet who was into chess. However, it was a huge sausage fest of weird guys, most of whom were flaming queers! Our faculty club sponsor was an effeminate man who brought in an early 1980s Atari 2600 and showed us how to play with a Chess game cartridge ln that Atari. The graphics were terrible and i could barely even tell which chess pieces were supposed to be kings, queens, or those horse pieces. After playing a couple games on the Atari, our faculty sponsor said he wanted to show us a new chess move and then he dropped his pants and underwear and sat naked on the game console’s joy stick! He started moving around with the joystick up his anus while moaning in exquisite pleasure as he moved his chess pieces in the game, eventually winning after a couple minutes! I didn’t learn anything about chess and I got up and left and never went to another chess club meeting. Oddly enough, the name of our faculty sponsor was Mr. Hodges. Could he be related to Dan Hodges?
This conversation is amazing as I thought I was the only person who had a strange experience with a chess club in High School. My high school chess club had a real weirdo for a teacher. He loved “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess” and had us do a candy bar fundraiser so we could pay Screech a few hundred dollars to come meet with us. Screech was super annoying and when someone called him Screech he got angry and said “that’s Grandmaster Screech to you!” My teacher laughed at this crappy joke, then announced one lucky student would get to play Screech. Somehow I was chosen and found myself sitting across from him. I was a decent player and found Screech was terrible. He also stank of BO and his breath smelled like an anus. After I’d move a piece he would yell “Zoinks” every single time. He was a horrible chess player, and I beat him in 13 moves. When I said “checkmate” he yelled “Double Zoinks”, then claimed he’d let me win. We learned absolutely nothing from Screech, yet our teacher, who ran the chess club, was thrilled. Later that day I came back to talk to the teacher and found the door to the classroom close. I could hear what I knew was buttslamming going on inside the classroom, and could hear a number of “Zoinks” being yelled. Through the frosted glass on the door I could see the person getting buttslammed had a massive Jew fro and knew it was Screech. I got out of there in a hurry and told all my buddies about it. Even stranger was a rumor that for the next few weeks Screech was randomly spotted around our school. Rumor had it he was “manning” the teachers lounge bathroom as an unpaid bathroom attendant!
Rim Goblin, that is one erotic tale! You should have stuck with that chess club to see what other homoerotic antics that teacher would have gotten up to. Most people may not realize that in the 90’s a teacher sticking a joystick up his ass in order to teach a group of high schoolers some deranged form and of chess was frowned upon, and outside a few places in California would likely have cost that teacher his job. Today that behavior is cheered on by administrators across the country and if you called a teacher out on it you’d be labeled a bigot, or homophobic. I am fascinated by the idea the very teacher who did this depraved act in the 1990’s may be now posting homophobic slurs on this very board!
Does anybody here wanna cream in my cornhole and then felch it out of my hot ass?..
Mark Taint, when did Screech visit your chess club? I remember that he went on a tour of high school chess clubs to promote his video in 2001 or 2002, although I hadn’t heard about him getting butt-slammed by any high school chess teachers! Screech probably got butt-slammed by more teachers during his tour than the total number of instructional chess videos he managed to sell!
Gay Chess Fan, this was in 2002. He brought a bunch of DVD copies of his chess video and offered to autograph any that we bought. Other than my teacher purchasing a copy I don’t think he sold any others. The video was really bad and other than some funny appearances by Corky and Mr. Belding (who offered 0 chess advice but belched and farted on Screech) it stank. We asked Screech if David Glicksman was his boyfriend, but he claimed to be straight and tried telling us how much ass he pulled on the set of SBTB. This was a mere hour or so before I saw my teacher buttslamming him.
My neighbor’s cousin works in the advertising industry. In the early 2000s, he helped promote instructional video which were typically difficult to market to consumers. In 2002, Screech’s chess video was not selling well, so he advised Screech to visit high schools and meet members of chess teams/clubs at those schools with the idea that if the kids met Screech, they’d probably want to buy his video. However, sales were still incredibly poor, so Screech took the marketing a step further and offered to let school faculty members butt-slam him if they would buy at least one copy of his video! This was a unique example of guerrilla marketing, although it didn’t really generate all that many sales because most schools only purchased one copy of Screech’s video so so the typical weirdo chess club faculty advisor could butt-slam Screech!
Butt Stench, that’s some interesting information. Instead of an infomercial campaign, or advertisements during shows that might have potential chess players watching, Screech instead offered to let faculty members overseeing chess clubs butt-slam him with the stupid idea the kids would spend their limited funds on his chess video. I would love to know how Screech, or his representatives, made that offer known? Were flyers sent out, or did Screech call known faculty advisers himself? I might try and look up Mr. Anderson who was my faculty advisor who I caught butt-slamming Screech to ask him how Screech offered up his ass for the opportunity to sell a few of his crappy chess DVD’s.
Hi everyone. I can confirm that in 2001 Screech contacted Billy Mays about doing an infomercial for his chess video. At first we thought it sounded like a decent idea as many people were selling videos on topics like real estate, gambling, and other topics. We also assumed Screech was just a character who must have had some degree of business acumen. Instead we found a total idiot who had a budget of under $1,000. He wrote an absurd script that had Billy talking to Screech and Screech explaining how awesome someone could be at chess if they bought his videos. Billy for some reason was expected to wear Zubaz pants during this, and pretend to be amazed by Screech moving a few pieces around a chessboard. Then Billy would yell, “but wait, there’s more” and Mr. Belding would appear and begin butt-slamming Screech while Billy demanded the viewers dial some 1-800 number to buy the stupid video. As a “special gift” if one called right away they would get a free video of Mr. Belding belching and ripping ass, as a well as a video of Screech’s “top secret” chess moves that all involved shoving pieces up his ass. Needless to say Billy wanted nothing to do with the project, and Screech had no money to buy airtime even if we had come up with some idea that actually could have aired.
I’m not into chess. However, a video of Mr. Belding butt-slamming Screech and belching and farting in his face sounds pretty hot! That’s the video Screech should have been selling instead of a stupid chess video. There should have been an instructional video to teach people about the human digestive process which could have been shown to students taking Biology classes. I could see Mr. Belding wolfing down huge slices of deep dish pepperoni pizza and washing it down with large gulps of Mountain Dew. Then there would be an animation of explaining how food is digested by stomach acids and turned into energy with noxious gases being a byproduct. At the end of the animation, Mr. Belding would pull down his pants and stained underwear, grab Screech by the Jew-fro, and hold Screech’s head up to his ass before ripping a nasty 12-second wet fart in Screech’s face! Everyone could have learned a lot by watching a video like that.
Fruitcake, Billy and I felt the same way you did. We told Screech very few people would care about his chess video, and he should instead create a gay porn video of himself and Mr. Belding. Since Screech was going to have Mr. Belding butt-slam him in the chess infomercial we assumed he would like the idea. Instead he got upset and told us he was 100 percent hetero. When we asked him why he would have Mr. Belding ass slamming him in his chess video if he was “hetero” he claimed his audience would love it as he and Mr. Belding were comedic actors. I had no idea what the hell this meant, or how watching Mr. Belding butt-slam Screech would be “funny” for a late night infomercial. I’m not surprised to see that he went on to work men’s bathrooms as some kind of deranged attendant. I do wish he had taken our idea to put out a SBTB parody with Mr. Belding butt-slamming him. That would have made some real money.
Billy Mays Producer, I know that Screech is a big fan of chess. So it would have been fine with me if he was playing chess in his video while a pants-less Mr. Belding was ripping wet farts or spraying diarrhea in his face. Watching Screech thinking about a chess move while his face gets covered with a thin film of diarrhea juice would have made for a highly entertaining video. It would have also been highly erotic to watch Screech move a chess piece across the board while Mr. Belding was loudly butt-slamming him. It would have also been funny if Mr. Belding rested a large slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza on top of Screech's Jew-fro while butt-slamming him and also ripped a loud fart while having his way with Screech's ass. When asked if this type of behavior meant that Screech was gay, Screech would reply that it did not and that he was obviously just acting a playing a role and only an idiot would think otherwise.
Back in the early 2000’s I worked at a facility that printed DVD’s for retailers. I recall one of those being an order for “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess”. We printed 500 copies of it, and never received payment. He kept telling us he would pay as soon as he sold his DVD’s. I remember contacting him and he answered his phone by yelling “Zoinks” which annoyed the hell out of me. He then claimed he couldn’t talk because he was “at Arby’s”. He somehow thought this would impress me. Later on he came to us to print his stupid fake porn video and my boss ripped ass into the phone.
I would have preferred to see a video of Mr. Belding doing more to keep Screech in line by degrading him. For example, the video could start out with Mr. Belding waddling in while carrying a huge bag of Cheetos, a deep dish pepperoni pizza, and a 2-liter of Mountain Dew. Mr. Belding would be super sweaty from walking outside in 95 degree heat for a couple blocks. Mr. Belding would mention that he’s sweating profusely and hasn’t showered for weeks. He would take off his shirt and lift up his arm, at which point he would rub his sweaty and stinky arm pit in Screech’s face for a few minutes. Mr. Belding would then gulp down the Mountain Dew and proceed to stuff handfuls of Cheetos into his mouth. The Mountain Dew would cause Mr. Belding to release a 10-second belch into Screech’s face, which would result in Screech being coated in Cheetos dust and partially chewed Cheetos. Next, Mr. Belding would blow his nose into Screech’s Jew-fro. Mr. Belding would proceed to yank down Screech’s Zubaz and butt-slam him while Zack and Slater walk into the room and fall over laughing! After blowing his demon seed into Screech, Mr. Belding would grab Screech’s nose and stick it in between his sweaty butt-cheeks and rip a 12-second wet fart. Mr. Belding would turn to Screech and tell him that now he’s warmed up and can proceed with talking about his stupid chess moves.
This would have been a much better video which would have been a huge hit!
A-Rod likes to lick doo-doo and drink piss - he also likes to sniff the anuses of young retarded guinea pigs to get his rocks off when corky isn't looking. Sickening.
Hey cliff, how come you're always at the bar getting shithouse drunk & never at work??... those publisher's clearinghouse mailouts aren't gonna deliver themselves, fuckface!!..
Screech should have included Mr. Horton in his chess video, like in the image in the new post. Is there any doubt that Mr. Horton would shove a handful of pills down Screech's throat when he saw an opportunity to do so??
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