Here are a couple AI-generated images of Mr. Horton, the lovable bicycle shop owner from "Diff'rent Strokes" who ended up dating Dudley, the best friend of Arnold Drummond.
In the first image, Mr. Horton and Dudley are walking past a men's room in a public park while Mr. Horton is holding a banana split in one hand and a bottle of pills in the other hand.
In the second image, Mr. Horton is playing chess with Screech while Screech gazes lovingly into Mr. Horton's eyes. Mr. Horton has a bottle of pills on the table, making it seem as though he is waiting for the prime opportunity to shove a handful of those pills down Screech's throat!
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Mr. Horton really packed on a few pounds. I love how he wears shirts with his name on them! That picture of him playing chess with Screech is amazing. Screech definitely should have used Mr. Horton in his chess video. I for one would have loved to see Screech with a belly full of pills, then forced to play a few rounds of “Neptune King of the Sea” with Mr. H! If Screech had catered more to his queer fans that chess video could have been a smash hit!
Dudley must be in his 50s by now, yet he still looks like he’s maybe just 10 or 12 years old?
Also, Screech looks like he’s deeply in love with Mr. Horton in that chess photo. Did Mr. Horton show Screech a new chess move which involved Screech’s anus in the shower?
Back in 2015 I had the displeasure of having Screech as a client. He came in because he had a number of teeth that were hurting, and told my staff he hadn’t been to a dentist in over 15 years. When I examined him I noticed his breath smelled like a ripe butthole, and his teeth were in terrible shape. When I asked him how often he brushed his teeth he said never, then told me that “Mr. Belding regularly farted into his mouth and he had told him that was like a dental cleaning”. I told him I’d never heard that before and there was no truth to it. I then told him his mouth was ridden with cavities and he would need a ton of work if he wanted to save his teeth. He then asked how much money it would cost as he had no insurance. When I told him I couldn’t give him a total, but that he was looking at many thousands of dollars just to get started he yelled “Zoinks” then asked if he could pay me in autographed “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess” DVD’s. When I told him I couldn’t, but that we did accept credit cards, he told me the only credit card he had was the “Zubaz Card” and it only had a $15 limit. At that I gave him some info on a dental clinic that I knew did work for the indignant. He thanked me and I never saw him again.
Steve, I’m not surprised that Screech would tell you that eating Mr. Belding’s farts would prevent tooth decay. Do you that Screech actually believed that, or did he say that because he was embarrassed about enjoying swallowing fart meals??
No, he feasted on those farts, savoring the flavor for all it was worth and then wanking his limp noodle and cumming all over mr. drummond's old, sagging and liver-spotted ass-cheeks.
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