A-Rod was recently given the opportunity to test out a new double-decker airplane seat prototype. He brought Corky and Corky's best friend, Mr. Belding, with him. Mr. Belding and Corky sat on the upper level and A-Rod sat in between them on the lower level. Mr. Belding chowed down on a deep dish pepperoni pizza, which he washed down with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew. While testing the prototype, Mr. Belding ripped a nasty fart right in A-Rod's face, as depicted in the GIF image below!
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A Rod is a jackass. The other day Mr. Belding was reading this fine board and saw that SBF was using his hook nose to clean dudes anus’s. He told Corky they should head to the Bahamas in the next few weeks to get their anus’s cleaned and pleasured by SBF’d hooknose. He told Corky he takes pride in getting a deep anus cleaning at least once a year. Corky got all excited and they began planning a trip for next week. Corky even stole A Rod’s Net Jets card and booked a private jet for he and his best buddy. Then disaster struck when they found out that idiot SBF was tossed in jail. Not wanting to let his best friend in the universe down Corky approached A Rod, who he had told to grow a hook nose many times before, and asked him politely to grow one. Now we know A Rod cannot grow a hook nose, but he definitely could have plastic surgery and have a hook nose rhinoplasty implant. Instead he refused to meet his lovers needs, and Corky rightfully tossed him a beating and rape. I’m hopeful that A Rod sees the light and gets a hooknose. If he doesn’t it’s likely Corky and Mr. Belding will scour the Synagogues looking for a dude with a massive hooknose to pleasure their anus’s.
They should film a reality show with hidden camera footage from an airplane ride with this seat arrangement. Mr. Belding would constantly rip pepperoni farts in A-Rod’s face and most of the dialogue would consist of A-Rod uttering, “Zoinks!” which Corky laughs and calls him a fag. The entire cabin would reek of the stench of anus after a few minutes. It would also be funny if the aroma of stake farts was so heinous that the oxygen masks dropped, but only Mr. B and Corky have oxygen masks because the one for A-Rod’s seat is broken!
Larry, I love your idea for a reality show. But I feel it would be even funnier if the oxygen masks dropped and A Rod did get one. The look on his face would be pure happiness as he believed he would be getting some fresh oxygen. Imagine his dismay when he put the mask to his face and then heard a massive fart, followed by the mask filling up with a cloud of flatulence? He would then look up to see that Mr. Belding had torn off the oxygen tube and shoved it into his filthy asshole! A Rod would of course yell Zoinks and Corky would howl with laughter.
Barf, A-Rod would also put on a headphone to watch an in-flight movie. However, instead of hearing the movie, Mr. Belding would be holding a microphone into which he would belch and fart loudly! Also, the only movies playing on the flight would be home movies or Corky raping A-Rod or Mr. Belding taking dumps in A-Rod’s sock drawer and closet.
It would be cool if the flight attendants were JM J Bullock and former Olympic diver,Greg Louganis. Each of them would stop the beverage cart in front of A-Rod’s seat and would then pull down their pants to rip wet HIV+ farts in A-Rod’s face! Corky, of course, would take delight in watching these farts and A-Rod’s disgusted reaction to them.
Corky's penis and farts would have me flying high in no time at all, and my rock-hard fuckstick would be squirting its gooey load of creamy man-milk right down his 'tard throat in mere seconds - :)
Good morning sirs, I would much like do the needful with the biggest bopper Mr. B. He have a sexual energy I cannot deny! Let me do the needful please!
Please sirs contact me at this web address as I shit in street! I be in touch.
Hey there sailor! Are any seats available on the next flight on the double decker airplane? I am so gay for Alex Rodriguez right now - I jerk off constantly while thinking about him spreading Corky’s filthy ass cheeks and then licking Corky’s stinky balloon knot. I want to feel A-Rod chin on the crack of my ass. I want him to wrap his lips around my butthole and then I will fill up his mouth with an enormous fart. I think he would instantly creak his pants from the odor!!!!!!!
Let then eat cake(boy's ass)!!!
I just saw a super hot episode of SBTB the New Class. It was late in the series because Corky had just taken over Screech’s role as Mr. Beldings assistant, with Screech being demoted to unpaid bathroom attendant intern. As this meant Screech no longer was paid he could no longer afford his apartment and was evicted by Gem Diamond who owned the apartment building. Screech then went to his Mothers home and begged to be allowed to move back in. As he was speaking to her at the front door Mr. Belding suddenly appeared next to Mrs. Powers while wolfing down a huge bag or Doritos. He asked what was going on and when Mrs. Powers said Screech wanted to move back in he shoved a handful of Doritos in his mouth, took a few bites, then belched directly into Screech’s face, spraying an enormous amount of dorito particle into Screech’s face. This made Screech yell “Zoinks” which really annoyed Mr. B and Mrs. Powers. Mrs. Powers then told Screech that Zack’s Dad now lived in his old bedroom and Hound Dog lived in the guest bedroom. She told Screech Hound Dog hated him and Zack’s Dad had moved in after Mrs. Morris found out he knocked up Kelly Kapowski and made her get a back alley abortion because he was too cheap to pay for a normal one. Screech whined that he had no where else to go and Mrs. Powers begrudgingly allowed him to move into the garage next to her car. That night as Screech was sleeping in some shoddy pink Zubaz brand sleeping bag he was woken up by two asses being pressed to his face. He woke up to find that Zack’s Dad and Mr. Belding had their asses pressed to his face. Simultaneously they ripped ass in his face, causing him to yell Zoinks. Mr. Belding then ripped off Screech’s Zubaz brand pajamas that had little dicks all over them and he and Zack’s Dad spitroasted him while Zack’s Dad sold 1,200 computers to the North Koreans. Mr. Belding really railed Screech and tore out chunks of his jewfro at the same time. Screech then noticed Mrs. Powers watching and vigorously fingering herself while enjoying seeing Screech being assaulted. Mr. B and Zack’s Dad both jizzed all over Screech then went off to bang Mrs. Powers. As Screech lay in a heap of piss, shit, jizz, and blood, he could hear them double teaming her her. Thinking things couldn’t possibly get worse Hound Dog came running into her he garage, lifted his leg, and pissed in Screech’s Jew fro, then ran back inside. Someone then slammed the door from the inside and locked it, leaving Screech moaning in the floor. Screech sure learned about being a mooch that time!
Yeah he did.. 😒😞😥😃💩
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