"Family Guy" apparently aired an episode years ago which included this clip about a reality entitled, "Who Wants to Marry Corky from 'Life Goes On'?" I think that this is a great idea and would be a huge hit!
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Larry Dong
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Corky should have a bunch of reality shows. I would like to see a show where he and Mr. Belding attempt to remodel A-Rod’s mansion while A-Rod is out of town, only to completely screw it up because they are lazy and don’t know what the hell they are doing.
I believe that was a real show but unfortunately it never aired. From rumblings I’ve heard that that’s where Corky was introduced to A Rod. A Rod was annoying and haughty and Corky ripped off his baseball uniform and raped him. The show was designed where A Rod was supposed to be Corky’s “wing man” in that episode, instead Corky made A Rod his bitch. Years later A Rod still recalled Corky turning him flaming gay and looked him up. Now Corky and Mr. Belding live with A Rod and fart and shit all over his home!
Larry, I love your idea. Just imagine Corky and Mr. Belding deciding to remodel the main entryways double spiral staircase, with Corky saying he wants less steps for he and his obese best friends to climb. They would take a sledgehammer to it a bunch of times then lose interest. When A Rod arrived home and tried to go up the stairs with his luggage they would collapse, causing hilarity and mayhem.
Corky needs a hidden video camera tv show where he and his friends engage in various pranks. I could see A-Rod playing the guy at a dine-in pizza restaurant who sits customers at tables and hands them menus. Mr. Belding would play a waiter. I could see Mr. Belding delivering deep dish pizzas to a table only to have the customers discover that Mr. Belding has already taken a huge bite out of the pizza. When they complain, Mr. Belding would fart in their faces! The customers then get up to complain to A-Rod at the front of the restaurant and A-Rod tries to calm them down by offering to give them free bread sticks. Not surprisingly, the customers are still unhappy and are yelling at A-Rod when the manager of the restaurant comes out. Corky, of course, plays the restaurant manager and tells the customers that A-Rod is from Mexico and doesn't understand how to serve customers. Corky then apologizes to the customers and says that their meal is free and that it will be paid from A-Rod's paycheck. When A-Rod complains, Corky belts him in the gut and then viciously ass-rapes him while every customer and waiter in the restaurant starts laughing hysterically! After blowing a huge load of his diseased 'tard semen into A-Rod, Corky points out the hidden cameras and then the formerly irate customer falls over laughing and then hugs Corky and tells him it was a good prank while A-Rod whimpers on the ground!
Smiddy, that is a phenomenal idea. I would think there could be a channel that would play non stop reality shows that involve Corky, or are ideas of his. Corky is a genius and his ideas that don’t star him would be shown during non peak times. Corky’s shows would all be shown in prime time, with everything also on demand.
I would love to see a reality tv show where Mr. B, Corky, and A Rod were a garbage man crew with the show being named “Men at Work” after the Charlie Sheen/Emilio Estevez movie. Mr. B would drive the garbage truck, with Corky being his co pilot. They would be in the air conditioned cab gobbling up pizza and all kinds of junk food and soda. A Rod would work on the back of the truck because Corky would claim that’s a job for Mexicans. They would take tons of breaks to get more Pizza and snacks. When A Rod would complain that two people should ride on the back and Mr. Belding didn’t need a “co-pilot” Corky would become infuriated. Corky would yell at A Rod for being a lazy Mexican and tell him he and Mr. B were doing all the hard work navigating the truck through Miami and all A Rod had to do was toss all the trash in the back. When A Rod whined that his job was really hard Corky would punch him in the face, then ass rape him while Mr. B chugged Mountain Dew and ripped ass in A Rod’s face. Corky and Mr. B would then toss A Rod in the back of the garbage truck and try to crush him. The laugh track would of course roll the entire time.
Crotch, a show about Corky, Mr. B, and A-Rod as garbage men would be a huge hit. I could see Mr. Belding getting out of the front of the garbage truck when they stop in front of a big building with a lot of trash cans. A-Rod is initially happy because he assumes that Mr. B is going to help him dump the garbage into the truck only to quickly change his mind when Mr. B starts ripping heinous farts in his face instead of offering assistance!
I have another idea for a show starring Corky. It is a quiz-type of game where questions are displayed then the contestants have to buzz in to provide the corresponding answers. The twist is that Corky comes up with the questions and answers and much of the answers are completely wrong! For example, one question would be “This is the birthplace of Alex Rodriguez” and the answer, according to Corky, is “Mexico.” Of course, A-Rod was actually born in New York. Another question would be “What injury caused Alex Rodriguez to go on the disabled list in 2011?” Corky’s answer is “AIDS,” when, in reality, A-Rod had a knee injury that year!
Mr. Belding would be Corky’s assistant/sidekick on the show. Mr. Belding would sit at a table off to the side eating bags of Doritos and M&M’s - he would be mic’ed up so they everyone could hear the crunching sound when he chews as well as all of his frequent farts!
Smiddy, I believe your idea is a fantastic one! I think we could take your idea and transfer it to the show “Wheel of Fortune”. I saw that Pat Sajack is retiring and Vanna White is way past her prime. I could see Mr. Belding hosting with Corky turning letters that light up. Corky would be an incredible beef cake and the number of queers watching would skyrocket. Corky would write the puzzles, with most of them referring to A Rod being a huge faggot and cheater. A Rod would be a permanent contestant who would have to read answers out that called him a piece of shit or other funny things. Corky would be a delight and would get confused and would turn over the wrong letter regularly, as well as going Dookie loudly. Mr. B would sit in a large recliner as host and would munch on chips and other snacks, with his microphone always left hot. A Rod would regularly anger Corky when he guessed wrong, or complained when Corky turned the wrong letter. This would cause Corky to ass rape A Rod as Mr. B belched and ripped loud farts into his microphone. The other contestants (always degenerate queer dudes) would jerk off and buttslam each other! I think this would be a major hit and the ratings would skyrocket!
Crotch, there are potentially endless ideas for game shows and reality shows starring Corky, Mr. Belding, and A-Rod! Mr. Belding would be a great Wheel of Fortune host and people would tune in just to watch him go something disgusting to keep everyone entertained. I could see him having several 2-liter bottles of soda and periodically belching and farting during otherwise boring parts of the show, much to the delight of his best buddy, Corky.
Another great game show idea is a “Name That Tune” show with a bit of a twist. There would be game show contestants standing at podiums with buzzers. Mr. Belding would be shown stuffing his face with deep dish pizza while Corky introduces the contestants. Then Mr. Belding would fart in A-Rod’s face repeatedly while a band starts playing a song until one of the contestants buzzes in to name the song. A-Rod complained about this idea and questioned what Mr. Belding farting in his face had to do with the band playing the song. Corky replied that obviously Mr. Belding was farting in A-Rod’s face to distract the contestants and make everyone laugh. A-Rod started crying and said that he wouldn’t be laughing at this abuse. Corky then said he’d give A-Rod something to cry about and then ass-raped him!
Smiddy, I think we are missing the big game show that needs revamping. Jeopardy has been disgraceful since Alex Trebeck died. Just imagine a setup where Corky wrote the answers and questions, and was the judge, while Mr. Belding was the host. The answers would all be like “this former baseball player is a cheater with a tiny dick”. The answer of course would be A Rod and nearly every answer would have A Rod as the answer. Mr. B would eat pizza and guzzle Mountain Dew as he asked questions. He would also fart and belch into the microphone when an annoying player took too long, or in the middle of their answer just for laughs. If there was a question about an acceptable answer judge Corky would come out and make a final judgment. During final jeopardy Corky and Mr. Belding would press their bare asses to the contestants faces as their questions were revealed. If they got it wrong Corky and Mr. B would rip enormous stinky farts in the contestants face. This would really spice the show up and get it back on track! There would also be a ‘tard week where all the contestants would be ‘tards like Corky.
Crotch, I have heard that Corky also has an idea for a sports documentary show. It would be kind of like 30-for-30 sports documentaries. However, the host would be Mr. Belding and Corky would be his sidekick. Mr. Belding would sit at a large table on which bags of candy, cakes, tacos, deep dish pizzas, and 2-liters if Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper would be located and he would interview sports people as well as people involved in various sporting events. He would interview people such as Michael Jordan, Carl Lewis, Mark McGwire, A-Rod, and even Steve Bartman. Mr. Belding’s mic would pick up the sounds of him chewing, gulping, belching, and farting! While interviewing Steve Bartman, Mr. Belding would belch and fart in Bartman’s face if Bartman started to get boring. Corky would also loudly go dookie and then throw his diaper at boring guests, such as A-Rod, and would also tape the more annoying guests. Corky believes that this show will be a huge hit and thinks he should have his own cable network, the Corky Channel!
I would like to be a contestant on Jeopardy. If final Jeopardy had Mr. B and Corky press their bulbous asses to my face I would get the question wrong intentionally. I would then wait for their exquisite farts to pummel my face, before falling to the ground and jizzing my pants. Please make these game shows and reality shows happen. Ughhhhhhh I just lost a load thinking about this.
I would like to be a contestant on Jeopardy. If final Jeopardy had Mr. B and Corky press their bulbous asses to my face I would get the question wrong intentionally. I would then wait for their exquisite farts to pummel my face, before falling to the ground and jizzing my pants. Please make these game shows and reality shows happen. Ughhhhhhh I just lost a load thinking about this.
I would like to see a game show where regular people competed against Mr. Belding and Corky in farting and belching competitions. A Rod would be the target, and everyone would burp and fart in his face. The contestants would attempt to devour as much garbage as Corky and Mr. B, then would compete by belching and farting in A Rod’s face. Both belches and farts would primarily be judged by length and decibel levels with points given out during each burping/farting competition. If someone at the end of the completion had more points than Corky and Mr. Belding they would win some prizes Corky stoke from A Rod’s mansion. A Rod would of course complain about constantly being burped and farted on but by the end of each show his pants would be covered in his jizz. Corky would see this and accuse A Rod of cheating on him with other dudes burps and farts and the closing credits would always happen as Corky ass raped A Rod.
Another of Corky’s ideas includes a “money booth” where contestants are locked inside and a fan on the floor below them blows money up in the air and the contestants try to grab as much as they can. Corky’s twist on this concept is that there are holes in the sides of the booth for he and Mr. Belding to position their bare asses so that they can rip powerful and stinky farts into the money booth. Corky also thinks that A-Rod should be the one who goes onto the money booth during each episode to grab money for contestants while he and Mr. Belding rip nasty farts in his face.
Smiddy that idea is genius. Just imagine A Rod in the money booth and Corky and Mr. B rip noxious farts that fill the booth with rancid odors. The contestants A Rod was grabbing money for would cheer A Rod on and then get angry when he dropped all the money and fell to the floor of the booth while jizzing his pants. It would also be spectacular when Corky or Mr. B pushed to hard and let a dookie slide out of their ass, and into the booth. Corky would likely accidentally spray diarrhea as well, coating the money and dousing A Rod. When A Rod complained Corky would kick open the door to the booth and ass rape while the contestants and audience went crazy, cheering him on, and jerking off wildly.
I heard that Corky has another idea for a reality show. The name of the show is “Car Wash” and in it, Corky and A-Rod work at a car wash. Mr. Belding is supposed to be a shift manager who sits behind a desk eating bags and greasy fast food and bags of chips and candy. There will be a microphone on Mr. Belding’s shirt to pick up the sounds of his chewing and belching, and there will be a a second microphone on his chair to pick up each of his many loud farts. Corky will unscrew the car antennas from all of the older cars which come to the car wash so that they don’t get damaged by the car wash brushes or the heavy mutter curtains which clean the top of the cars. A-Rod will hand wax the cars at the end. Corky thinks it will be funny to take a car antenna which he has unscrewed and then sneak up behind A-Rod and crack him in the anus with it! After A-Rod screams “Zoinks!” in pain, Corky will pull down A-Rod’s pants and whip him in the nuts with the car antenna! Corky will then rape A-Rod for comic relief while Mr. Belding belches and farts away! If the show is a big hit, Corky plans on opening a chain of car washes in real life. Corky is a marketing genius!!
I would love to go to a car wash and would by a car with a rusty antenna just to watch Corky beat A Rod’s balls with it. This is of course another surefire, fun for the whole family, kind of show. Mr. Belding would blame A Rod for horsing around as Corky ass raped him and rip nasty farts in his face to teach him a lesson.
Corky and Mr. Belding were watching TV today and stumbled onto a news report about the submersible that has been lost near the titanic. A Rod came in the room and Corky said he’d just had a brilliant idea. He said now that that company was going out of business it was time for Corky to get involved. He said that he would be safe by just using larger sub that would only go a few feet under the water like the 20,000 leagues under the sea ride at Disney world. He said that the boat would have lots of peepholes set up with telescopes so people could look at the titanic if they felt like it. He stated the billionaires would likely be more interested in the buffet he would put out from Taco Bell, and that to entertain them he and Mr. Belding would burp and fart constantly. At this Mr. B let loose a 12 second belch in approval. Corky said billionaires were really dumb and he would charge them a million dollars each. At this A Rod said this was the all time dumbest idea ever. He informed Corky no one would get on anything a ‘tard like Corky designed. He also said the ocean is dark and deep and a telescope wouldn’t let anyone see anything under the water, especially not the titanic which is over 2.5 miles below the surface. He then said no billionaire would want to be in tight quarters with two obese guys eating Taco Bell and ripping ass and belching. At this Corky grew angry and said he’d make extra money by turning it into a reality show, and A Rod interrupted and said no one wanted to watch he and Mr. Belding float around a few feet down in the ocean, while burping and farting. At this Corky smacked A Rod in the face and told him he was just mad because he never had any good ideas like Corky did. Corky then ass raped A Rod while Mr. B waddled over and ripped farts in A Rod’s face. After Corky fired a load all over A Rod’s head he and Mr. B went into the garage and A Rod could hear hammering and the sounds of his electric drill as Corky and Mr. B began building their “submarine”.
Crotch, Corky is a genius! Corky’s idea reminds me of an episode of “Get A Life” in which Chris Elliot built a submarine in his own tub and then got stuck in it with his father.
I’m sure that Corky’s submarine idea with be a huge hit. Corky is smart to only have his submarine go a few feet under water so that it is easier to find in the case of an emergency. Corky’s idea of serving a Taco Bell buffet on the submarine is also a cost-effective way to feed the passengers. He should have A-Rod dress as the Skipper from “Gilligan’s Island” and serve as a waiter on the submarine. I have no doubt that many rich people would pay up to experience A-list superstars such as Corky and Mr. Belding belching and farting in A-Rod’s face. I recently saw a photo of George Soros’s son and he looks extremely gay, so I’m sure he would pay for the opportunity to experience such a crazy scene which he could masturbate while thinking about for years afterwards!
Have you all heard the story about singer John Mayer? Apparently he has had come out of the closet as a homosexual. It is hard to believe as he was supposed to be some type of ladies man. But now he’s turned gay, just like A-Rod did!
Corky has been working on his submarine for nearly 24 hours straight. He even made A Rod drag a massive recliner into the garage so his best buddy in the universe, Mr. Belding, could rest when necessary without having to leave the project. Corky told A Rod that he’s decided for safety the sub will never be entirely under water. He said this will make it safer for the billionaires, as well as ensure easy delivery of extra Taco Bell if supplies start to run low. He said the hatch will close for real though so that his billionaire customers can get the full experience of he and Mr. Beldings farts and belches. He said that A Rod will be an employee and that since space will be limited A Rod will be a human toilet for everyone on board. He said A Rod will dress in fruity Titanic clothing from the old days and will prance around until someone needs to piss or shit in his mouth. He said this will be an unpaid job but that he would allow A Rod to have a little cup in case someone wants to tip him. At this A Rod got annoyed and said this was out of hand and that Corky was making a huge mess in his garage. He said he knew some billionaires and none of them wanted to go on a submarine that didn’t even go under the water and had a Taco Bell buffet. He then said he did not want to be a bathroom for anyone. At this Mr. Belding got up from his recliner and clotheslined A Rod, then squatted over his face and ripped a 12 second fart. Corky laughed at this and ripped of A Rod’s clothes before ass raping him and telling him he wasn’t going to crush his surefire business idea that would make he and Mr. Belding trillionaires. After ass raping him Corky and Mr. B went into the house to eat some pizza and used A Rod’s credit card to buy stuff for their submarine on Amazon.
Crotch, Corky truly is a brilliant businessman and I’m sure this venture will be highly profitable.
Last night, Corky told A-Rod that he wanted to entertain the passengers by acting out a skit in which the sinking of the Titanic is re-enacted. In the skit, A-Rod will be the Titanic cruise liner, Mr. Belding will be the Atlantic Ocean, and Corky will be a cloud. Corky said that Mr. Belding will be naked during this skit and will be devouring pizza and tacos. Corky on the other hand, will be drinking 2-liters of Mountain Dew. Corky will also be naked from the waist down. All of a sudden, Mr. Belding will say, “Hey, it looks like a storm is coming. Look at that rain cloud.” Corky will then turn toward A-Rod’s Titanic cruise liner character and will pee in A-Rod’s face! After soaking A-Rod, Mr. Belding will take a huge dump on the floor and say, “Turn starboard! Full rudder! There is an iceberg ahead!” Corky and A-Rod will then pick up Mr. Belding’s massive turd and throw it at A-Rod as Mr. Belding says, “The Titanic has been hit! It is going down!” Corky will then slug A-Rod right in the gut, causing him to double over in immense pain! Mr. Belding will say, “The Titanic is breaking apart! Oh, the humanity of it all!” Meanwhile, Corky will ass-rape A-Rod to represent the sinking of the Titanic.
A-Rod replied that he had heard enough and that it was another doozy. He pointed out that he made over $300 million during his baseball career, so why would he degrade himself by allowing Corky and Mr. Belding to pee on him and pelt him with feces? A-Rod also said that he didn’t want to be ass-raped by a gay ‘tard. He additionally said that the submarine is small and would reek of the stench of urine, feces, and farts. Corky replied that the only thing anyone would smell is the yummy Taco Bell from the buffet. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding devoured a can of cake frosting and laughed hysterically!
Gary, Corky is really locked on to this submarine/Titanic idea of his and I’m hopeful it works. Today Corky laughed and Mr. Belding lifted his leg and ripped a solid 9 second wet fart when A Rod told them the sub had imploded. Corky said he was happy as his sub wasn’t even going below the water because no one wanted to get crushed in a tin can. He said the company whose sub imploded was now out of business, leaving less competition for his new company. He said that people would have the same titanic experience looking through telescopes in his sub, but without getting crushed into a pancake. He also said the billionaires were going to love the all you can eat Taco Bell and Mountain Dew buffet as well as he and Mr. B entertaining them with burps and farts. He told A Rod he was appointing him first mate and not only would he be the subs human toilet, but he would also get to service everyone’s penis and ass needs. He said he would put A Rod’s picture and role in the company on the flyers he intended to post around their neighborhood in order to drum up business. As A Rod began to complain an Amazon delivery truck pulled up and delivered a dozen crappy telescopes. Corky was super excited and made a huge dookie in his diaper. He explained to A Rod since the telescopes could see the moon, they could easily see the Titanic through the peepholes he was making on his submarine. He then told A Rod to use his connections to get them some free advertising by having news companies like CNN or Fox News to talk about his awesome company while covering the stupid company’s imploded sub. He then belched in A Rod’s face before A Rod walked away shaking his head.
I personally think Corky is brilliant. There are plenty of billionaires who would pay for a safe party submarine voyage on top of the ocean with Mr. B, Corky, and A Rod. I’m not sure the telescope idea will work but maybe Corky can have some divers wear funny costumes or hold up a waterproof picture of the titanic so it looks like they are right there.
Hey everyone. I’m a billionaire and have followed this board for years now. Normally my pants are around my ankles as I read these erotic posts, but right now I’m intrigued by Corky’s latest project. I for one would gladly pay a million dollars to go on a safe party sub that’s tethered to a ship miles above the Titanic wreckage. I would love nothing more than being sealed in a submarine with a Taco Bell buffet, non stop belching and farting, as well as A Rod servicing both my bathroom needs and penis and ass desires. I for one believe I can speak for most of Silicon Valley, who are nearly all raging, deranged, queers, and say this would be an enormous success. Silicon Valley billionaires like nothing more than to be somewhere super exclusive, while huffing farts and watching an obese 70 year old and a ‘tard in a diaper having belching contests while scarfing down a Taco Bell buffet. I’ve already had my people reach out to Corky to get my deposit down!
Corky was recently watching "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" with A-Rod and Mr. Belding. At the end of the movie, Corky enjoyed the scene where the government generates and emits a loud audible code comprised of high pitched musical notes and then an alien spaceship repeats them back. Corky said that he had another idea to entertain guests on his submarine. Corky then stood up and ripped several farts. Mr. Belding said, "Check this out - I'm the going to repeat the code which Corky just sent" and then ripped several farts of his own which sounded just like Corky's. Corky laughed and then ripped another series of five high pitched wet farts and Mr. Belding parroted them back with his own series of wet farts! Corky then ripped a series of seven high pitched farts and Mr. Belding lifted his leg and repeated the series of seven farts in sync with Corky's. At this point, A-Rod said, "I've had enough. It reeks of the stench of anus in here! I need to open the window to air out my house." Corky got mad that A-Rod didn't appreciate his performance art skit and slugged A-Rod in the gut and then ass-raped him! While raping A-Rod, Corky released a sequence of heinous farts and Mr. Belding lifted his leg and parroted back a similar sequence of his own farts while also drinking a large bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup!
I am very mad my last post was removed in some fashion. I hope this fine board accepts weirdo billionaires. Gary, your latest post has me rock hard and ready to plunk down up to $1.5 million on a trip to Corky’s sub. Where else can one find amazing top level entertainment like that? I will huff their stink and jerk off in the corner. Hopefully onto A-Rod’s head. I can almost taste the Taco Bell buffet and smell Mr. Belding putrid wet farts! Where do I sign up?
Yesterday afternoon, Mr. Belding stuffed his face with several large jars of honey roasted peanuts. He also ate a few ears of corn-on-the-cob while he was out at a street festival with his best buddy, Corky. Mr. Belding told Corky that they should preview another skit to entertain guests on Corky’s submarine. Mr. B told Corky to gather A-Rod and then they would meet him back at A-Rod’s mansion. Corky did so and told A-Rod that Mr. B wanted to do a science- and astronomy-related skit to entertain everyone. A-Rod was skeptical because he found it difficult to believe that a ‘tard like Corky would be able to teach anyone anything about science or astronomy. However, A-Rod is deeply in love with Corky and enjoys being around the lovable ‘tard, so he agreed. Back in A-Rod’s den, A-Rod sat on the couch and Corky sat in a chair on the far side of the room. Corky said, “Mr. Belding is going to do his skit now.” Mr. Belding said that he was going to demonstrate the Big Bang Theory. Mr. Belding then said, “Scientists think this is how the universe was formed. There was a Big Bang and then particles flew across the universe.” Mr. Belding suddenly dropped his pants and turned around so that his bare ass was facing A-Rod. Mr. Belding then ripped a window-rattling wet fart in which pieces of undigested peanuts and corn flew out of his anus and landed all over A-Rod and his couch! A-Rod replied, “Zoinks! I think you scratched my eyeballs with those peanut chunks! You idiots also ruined my couch!” Corky got mad because he was expecting A-Rod to thank he and Mr. B for the skit. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding took a dump in A-Rod’s coat closet!
Guys, I have my deposit in and am confirmed for the first mission! I spoke to Mr. Belding today who is running the business end and when I asked if he’d received my wire transfer he belched loudly. He then ripped a 17 second fart into the phone which I have to say got me pretty aroused. I’m so excited they are already past the build phase of the sub and are focusing on the entertainment. I’m certain with the combined minds of Corky and Mr. Belding they have produced a hearty, seaworthy vessel. I’m excited for the trip and have been told there will be 10 people total including A Rod, Corky, and Mr. Belding. Most of the time we will be on a “big ship” according to Corky. But for a few hours we will get to go into the submarine they’ve builds where there will be non stop entertainment, and all you can eat Taco Bell buffet, with unlimited Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and numerous telescopes set up so we can see the titanic! There will be belching and farting competitions and Corky the brochure I received says A Rod will be there as first mate, and will be our “human toilet” as well as “P & A” needs servicer. I can’t wait to get the date!
I think it would be cool to film a gay porno on Corky’s sub. There will be gallons of semen flying around the submarine, so it only makes sense to get this on film. As is typical in gay pornos, there will be lots of farts and feces eating (by A-Rod) and, of course, rough anal of which A-Rod will be the recipient. Weirdo gays will enjoy watching this while jerking off vigorously, and baseball fans who dislike A-Rod will watch this to laugh at A-Rod humiliation! I’m getting turned on just thinking about this experience. I got so hard thinking about being on a submarine which reeks of the stench of both stinky diarrhea buttholes and semen! I can’t afford to buy a ticket for the sub, but I can certainly afford to pay for a copy of the video!
Candy Ass, the issue with your idea is we billionaires enjoy our depravity stay private. We are paying $1.5M each for that purpose. Maybe Corky could also have a group of deranged queers on his jizz sub for filming purposes? I was contacted by Corky today and he told me we are setting sail tomorrow. I could hear A Rod yelling in the background that they are still there trying to bring up the remains of the imploded sub, and Corky yelled back that made it the perfect time as we could watch them with telescopes as they work under water. I then heard Corky punch A Rod, then the unmistakable sounds of buttslamming. I will admit I jerked off to this. My man servant has my bags packed and I’m ready to travel on a moments notice!
I am a neighbor of A Rod and can confirm I saw some giant contraption being moved from A Rod’s garage today and being put on a giant truck. It sure as hell didn’t look sea worthy at all. There are flyers all over our neighborhood advertising this submarine (that doesn’t go below the water for safety) party at $1.5 million per guest. The flyer has a picture of A Rod’s face with two giant bare asses pressed to it, as well as random pictures of the Titanic, a diaper, some tacos, and a big turd. I have no idea why anyone would go on some kind of submarine contraption with those idiots.
Corky just called me personally to let me know he had arranged for the submarine party to have unlimited Taco Bell, unlimited Mountain Dew Baja Blast, as well as unlimited candy. He said there will be a large assortment of candy. I then heard a loud fart that I believe lasted about 13 seconds, followed by someone yelling “Zoinks” then the phone went dead.
We would love to to the soda supplier for Corky’s submarine. We will stock the sub for free for the maiden voyage if you can provide a video of Mr. Belding and/or Corky drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and then belching in A-Rod’s face! Our parent company, Pepsico, also owns Frito-Lay, the company which sells Doritos. If you could get a video of Mr. Belding stuffing his face with Doritos after drinking the Mountain Dew and then producing a powerful belch in A-Rod’s face which entails tiny chunks of partially chewed Dorito chips flying into A-Rod’s face and hair, we will also stick to it submarine with an unlimited supply of Doritos and Fritos! We want to incorporate this requested video into a marketing campaign aimed at an obese audience in order to encourage their continued obesity and consumption of Mountain Dew and Doritos!
My sources tell me that Corky, A Rod, Mr. Belding, and a few lucky billionaires are on their way to Newfoundland where their ship with Corky’s submarine will launch. Corky is planning on doing two submarine missions. A very private and high class affair for the billionaires with the all you can eat Taco Bell buffet. The second mission will be to film their expedition to show off Corky’s sub and he and Mr. B’s scientific skills. There will of course be a number of special guests like Pepperoni Pete, Anthony Rizzo, Steve Bartman, and others. The jizz will defintiely fly and will be caught on film that Corky plans to sell to his raging queer, and horny fans.
Mountain Dew, I believe the second voyage will contain the footage you desire, and I’m certain if you supply Mr. Belding and Corky with a years supply of Doritos and Mountain Dew they will let you use it in that smart campaign to attract more obese people to your fine products. I can’t imagine a better spokesperson than Mr. Belding, and him belchjng and spewing Dorito particles in the despised A Rod’s face will bring many new customers.
Does anyone know how big Corky’s submarine is going to be? I hope it has a lounge room where A-Rod can rest. The lounge room would have a single door which can only be opened from outside of the lounge room. Corky should trick A-Rod into believing that he’s getting his own lounge room because he’s s big star. However, once aboard the submarine, while A-Rod is lying down on a cot in the lounge room, Mr. Belding, Corky, and any other interested passengers would open the door, drop their pants, and then rip wet farts into the lounge room, causing A-Rod to utter, “Zoinks!” A-Rod would get up, hoping to inhale fresh air from the cabin before Corky suddenly shuts and locks the door, trapping A-Rod in the lounge room with the stinky farts! Perhaps there could be a thick and unbreakable glass window on the door so that passengers in the cabin can watch A-Rod gasp for air as they laugh hysterically!
And I'll have you disgusting cretins know that there has already been an agreement ironed out between the two entities (Corky L.L.C. & my own group, Fremantle Media) to fast-track and distribute this pure gold to any depraved queers who may be thirsting for it!..
Last night, Corky told A-Rod to come join he and Mr. Belding in the den to watch a fireworks spectacular. A-Rod said that he would love to and that it sounded fun even though A-Rod thought it was odd that there was a fireworks show on July 2nd instead of July 4th. When he got down to the den, A-Rod asked why the shades were down if they were going to watch a fireworks show. Corky said that he and Mr. Belding were going to entertain A-Rod with an indoors celebration. A-Rod replied that it was dangerous to shoot off fireworks inside the house and that it would be dangerous to light fire crackers and whatnot inside of the house. A-Rod also asked why there were so many empty pizza boxes on the floor. Corky told A-Rod to shut up and stop being such a faggot. A-Rod then asked why there weren’t any fireworks in the den, so how could they possible have a fireworks show? Corky replied that obviously they aren’t to to shoot off real fireworks and that A-Rod was an idiot for even thinking they would. Corky then said that he and Mr. Belding had prepared their own homemade fireworks. Mr. Belding pressed the play button on a CD player to start playing “William Tell Overture” and said that the show is starting so A-Rod needed to be quiet. Corky then dropped his pants and diaper and sprayed diarrhea all over the room! Mr. Belding turned around so that his ass faced A-Rod - Mr. Belding was wearing Zubaz-brand yoga pants at the time. Mr. Belding then ripped a window-rattling fart which was so powerful that his Zubaz yoga pants disintegrated and diarrhea went flying everywhere! Corky and Mr. Belding continued spraying diarrhea all over A-Rod for another 10 minutes while A-Rod sobbed. Afterwards, Corky asked A-Rod if he enjoyed the show. A-Rod whimpered that he did not enjoy it and that Corky had ruined the den with that weirdo performance. Corky got mad and slugged A-Rod in the gut before ass-raping him while Mr. Belding stuffed a huge cake in his mouth!
The trip was a lot of fun but unfortunately the sub was not a success. After riding from Newfoundland on a large explorer ship we reached the site of the titanic. Corky was all excited and made a massive dookie in his diaper, while A Rod complained and Mr. Belding chowed down on a Pizza Hut meat lovers pizza. They then took the tarp off the submarine and I could see it was a mishmash of a Cadillac Escalade and a Bentley. A Rod was super annoyed when he saw it and said Corky had ruined his vehicles. Corky threatened A Rod with a knuckle sandwich and a crane picked it up and got ready to lower it in the water. I could see Corky expected us to use the Escalades moon roof (which is large) to get in an out of the sub. The sub also had a ton of those arm floaties that little kids use attached to it. Corky was super excited and Mr. Belding let loose a 9 second belch that nearly blew a crew member overboard. When the crane lowered it into the water Corky jumped up and down and yelled that he got to get on it first as he was the captain. Unfortunately when the crane released the sub it immediately sank, plummeting to the bottom of the ocean. A Rod chirped that he knew it would sink, and the entire trip was stupid, and Corky and Mr. Belding had no idea how to design a submarine and they owed him two new cars. Corky grunted and made another doodie, then clotheslined A Rod, causing all the billionaires to cheer. Corky ripped off A Rod’s yankees uniform (which he wore the entire trip for some reason) and ass raped him as he strangled him with a filthy diaper. Many of the crew and billionaires, myself included, jerked off to this sight, and Mr. Belding kept pigging out on pizza, then leaned towards A Rod’s head and left a fart that lasted at least 15 seconds and shook the ship. It was so loud a coast guard boat heard it and came to check on us thinking it may have been a distress signal. When we explained it was a fart they laughed and many got an autograph from Mr. Belding or jerked off while watching Corky buttslam A Rod. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky stood up and said it was time to party. He then had the crew bring down a plexiglass box with some holes in it that divers use to watch sharks. Corky tossed A Rod in it, plugged the holes with some kind of tape and epoxy, and then ripped ass into the box and pulled it shut. He then used a padlock to lock it. A Rod started coughing and begged to be let out. Everyone laughed and for the rest of the trip whenever someone had a fart Corky unlocked it, so we could fart on A Rod. A Rod would scream in terror when Mr. B would waddle over and rip a 10-20 second wet fart into the sealed chamber. Corky then held the all you eat Taco Bell buffet in the explorer ships dining room and we partied the rest of the trip. I was disappointed the sub sank. But getting to fart on A Rod, and party with Corky and Mr. B made it money well spent!
Billionaire Weirdo, Corky certainly entertained everyone on that trip. The passengers may not have gotten to ride on a submarine, but I bet it was fun to watch the half-assed attempt of Corky and Mr. Belding to weld a submarine from A-Rod’s expensive cars sink to the bottom of the ocean. A-Rod’s angry reaction must have been priceless! But the highlight of the trip had to be trapping A-Rod in the plexiglass shark observation box and watching his reaction as he breathed in the noxious fumes from everyone’s nasty farts!
A-Rod has owned shares of Berkshire Hathaway for a number of years and went to Omaha Nebraska to attend the Berkshire Hathaway annual meeting last May. He took Corky and Corky’s best buddy, Mr. Belding, with him on this trip. After sitting through a couple days of shareholder meetings, A-Rod’s agent arranged for A-Rod, Corky, and Mr. Belding to have a private meeting with Warren Buffett, the 92-year-old CEO of the company and one of the wealthiest people in the world. A-Rod, Corky, and Mr. B met Warren Buffett at his office during the afternoon one day. When they walked into the office, they also met Charlie Munger, the 99 year old Vice Chairman of Berkshire. A-Rod said that he’d wanted to meet Warren Buffett ever since he was a superstar baseball player on the Yankees. Warren Buffett replied that he didn’t care because baseball was boring and said that the only reason he agreed to the meeting was to meet Corky, as he is a big fan of “Life Goes On.” A-Rod asked whether the stories about Warren Buffett drinking a can of Coca-Cola daily were true and Warren Buffett replied that he actually drinks a 2-liter of Coke per day. Warren Buffett then grabbed a 2-liter, took a big swig and then expelled a loud 8-second belch in A-Rod’s face which was powerful enough to rattle the windows! Corky started laughing with glee and quickly filled his diaper with dookie! Warren Buffett started laughing and then smacked A-Rod in the face with the 2-liter bottle! Mr. Belding snuck up behind A-Rod and ripped a 12-second fart behind A-Rod’s head! A-Rod was a bit dazed from the heinous stench as Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger snuck up on opposing sides of A-Rod, pulled down their pants, pressed their elderly bare asses up against each side of A-Rod’s face, and each ripped wet “old man” farts! Corky then took off his overflowing diaper and used it to strangle A-Rod while raping him! Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger said this was more fun than a typical shareholder meeting and started masturbating vigorously while Mr. Belding ate a huge bag of peanut M&M’s while periodically belching and farting! Corky learned about successful investing that time!
Gary, I was at that conference and can confirm your story. Corky and Mr. Belding impressed all of us with their belching and farting, and Mr. Belding had some of us invest based off his non stop chowing down on Pizza Hut Pizza and Taco Bell (Yum Brands), and Doritos and Mountain Dew (PepsiCo). Warren Buffet even tried Mountain Dew, and let loose a small belch that everyone clapped for. Mr. Belding then took a huge swig that consumed half a two liter and let loose a 9 second belch that also sprayed Doritos across the room. Many of us also noticed Corky and Mr. Beldings enormous trouser snakes. For some reason both of them had on leather pants. A Rod tried to give a speech about investment strategies and Corky and Mr. B entertained us during the speech by interrupting it by having belching and farting contests. During the second day A Rod was wearing a giant ‘fro wig and Zubaz pants which seemed to please Corky.
I always enjoy it when Mr. Belding unleashes a powerful belch while he’s in the middle of chewing on a handful of Doritos! I remember an episode from the last season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where his mouth was stuffed with either Doritos or Cheetos when he suddenly belched right in Screech’s face! Screech sported an enormous Jewish Afro at the time and it got coated in semi-chewed pieces of Doritos or Cheetos which had flown out of Mr. B’s mouth. That scene was one of the few highlights from an otherwise crappy season.
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Corky should have a bunch of reality shows. I would like to see a show where he and Mr. Belding attempt to remodel A-Rod’s mansion while A-Rod is out of town, only to completely screw it up because they are lazy and don’t know what the hell they are doing.
I believe that was a real show but unfortunately it never aired. From rumblings I’ve heard that that’s where Corky was introduced to A Rod. A Rod was annoying and haughty and Corky ripped off his baseball uniform and raped him. The show was designed where A Rod was supposed to be Corky’s “wing man” in that episode, instead Corky made A Rod his bitch. Years later A Rod still recalled Corky turning him flaming gay and looked him up. Now Corky and Mr. Belding live with A Rod and fart and shit all over his home!
Larry, I love your idea. Just imagine Corky and Mr. Belding deciding to remodel the main entryways double spiral staircase, with Corky saying he wants less steps for he and his obese best friends to climb. They would take a sledgehammer to it a bunch of times then lose interest. When A Rod arrived home and tried to go up the stairs with his luggage they would collapse, causing hilarity and mayhem.
Corky needs a hidden video camera tv show where he and his friends engage in various pranks. I could see A-Rod playing the guy at a dine-in pizza restaurant who sits customers at tables and hands them menus. Mr. Belding would play a waiter. I could see Mr. Belding delivering deep dish pizzas to a table only to have the customers discover that Mr. Belding has already taken a huge bite out of the pizza. When they complain, Mr. Belding would fart in their faces! The customers then get up to complain to A-Rod at the front of the restaurant and A-Rod tries to calm them down by offering to give them free bread sticks. Not surprisingly, the customers are still unhappy and are yelling at A-Rod when the manager of the restaurant comes out. Corky, of course, plays the restaurant manager and tells the customers that A-Rod is from Mexico and doesn't understand how to serve customers. Corky then apologizes to the customers and says that their meal is free and that it will be paid from A-Rod's paycheck. When A-Rod complains, Corky belts him in the gut and then viciously ass-rapes him while every customer and waiter in the restaurant starts laughing hysterically! After blowing a huge load of his diseased 'tard semen into A-Rod, Corky points out the hidden cameras and then the formerly irate customer falls over laughing and then hugs Corky and tells him it was a good prank while A-Rod whimpers on the ground!
Smiddy, that is a phenomenal idea. I would think there could be a channel that would play non stop reality shows that involve Corky, or are ideas of his. Corky is a genius and his ideas that don’t star him would be shown during non peak times. Corky’s shows would all be shown in prime time, with everything also on demand.
I would love to see a reality tv show where Mr. B, Corky, and A Rod were a garbage man crew with the show being named “Men at Work” after the Charlie Sheen/Emilio Estevez movie. Mr. B would drive the garbage truck, with Corky being his co pilot. They would be in the air conditioned cab gobbling up pizza and all kinds of junk food and soda. A Rod would work on the back of the truck because Corky would claim that’s a job for Mexicans. They would take tons of breaks to get more Pizza and snacks. When A Rod would complain that two people should ride on the back and Mr. Belding didn’t need a “co-pilot” Corky would become infuriated. Corky would yell at A Rod for being a lazy Mexican and tell him he and Mr. B were doing all the hard work navigating the truck through Miami and all A Rod had to do was toss all the trash in the back. When A Rod whined that his job was really hard Corky would punch him in the face, then ass rape him while Mr. B chugged Mountain Dew and ripped ass in A Rod’s face. Corky and Mr. B would then toss A Rod in the back of the garbage truck and try to crush him. The laugh track would of course roll the entire time.
Crotch, a show about Corky, Mr. B, and A-Rod as garbage men would be a huge hit. I could see Mr. Belding getting out of the front of the garbage truck when they stop in front of a big building with a lot of trash cans. A-Rod is initially happy because he assumes that Mr. B is going to help him dump the garbage into the truck only to quickly change his mind when Mr. B starts ripping heinous farts in his face instead of offering assistance!
I have another idea for a show starring Corky. It is a quiz-type of game where questions are displayed then the contestants have to buzz in to provide the corresponding answers. The twist is that Corky comes up with the questions and answers and much of the answers are completely wrong! For example, one question would be “This is the birthplace of Alex Rodriguez” and the answer, according to Corky, is “Mexico.” Of course, A-Rod was actually born in New York. Another question would be “What injury caused Alex Rodriguez to go on the disabled list in 2011?” Corky’s answer is “AIDS,” when, in reality, A-Rod had a knee injury that year!
Mr. Belding would be Corky’s assistant/sidekick on the show. Mr. Belding would sit at a table off to the side eating bags of Doritos and M&M’s - he would be mic’ed up so they everyone could hear the crunching sound when he chews as well as all of his frequent farts!
Smiddy, I believe your idea is a fantastic one! I think we could take your idea and transfer it to the show “Wheel of Fortune”. I saw that Pat Sajack is retiring and Vanna White is way past her prime. I could see Mr. Belding hosting with Corky turning letters that light up. Corky would be an incredible beef cake and the number of queers watching would skyrocket. Corky would write the puzzles, with most of them referring to A Rod being a huge faggot and cheater. A Rod would be a permanent contestant who would have to read answers out that called him a piece of shit or other funny things. Corky would be a delight and would get confused and would turn over the wrong letter regularly, as well as going Dookie loudly. Mr. B would sit in a large recliner as host and would munch on chips and other snacks, with his microphone always left hot. A Rod would regularly anger Corky when he guessed wrong, or complained when Corky turned the wrong letter. This would cause Corky to ass rape A Rod as Mr. B belched and ripped loud farts into his microphone. The other contestants (always degenerate queer dudes) would jerk off and buttslam each other! I think this would be a major hit and the ratings would skyrocket!
Crotch, there are potentially endless ideas for game shows and reality shows starring Corky, Mr. Belding, and A-Rod! Mr. Belding would be a great Wheel of Fortune host and people would tune in just to watch him go something disgusting to keep everyone entertained. I could see him having several 2-liter bottles of soda and periodically belching and farting during otherwise boring parts of the show, much to the delight of his best buddy, Corky.
Another great game show idea is a “Name That Tune” show with a bit of a twist. There would be game show contestants standing at podiums with buzzers. Mr. Belding would be shown stuffing his face with deep dish pizza while Corky introduces the contestants. Then Mr. Belding would fart in A-Rod’s face repeatedly while a band starts playing a song until one of the contestants buzzes in to name the song. A-Rod complained about this idea and questioned what Mr. Belding farting in his face had to do with the band playing the song. Corky replied that obviously Mr. Belding was farting in A-Rod’s face to distract the contestants and make everyone laugh. A-Rod started crying and said that he wouldn’t be laughing at this abuse. Corky then said he’d give A-Rod something to cry about and then ass-raped him!
Smiddy, I think we are missing the big game show that needs revamping. Jeopardy has been disgraceful since Alex Trebeck died. Just imagine a setup where Corky wrote the answers and questions, and was the judge, while Mr. Belding was the host. The answers would all be like “this former baseball player is a cheater with a tiny dick”. The answer of course would be A Rod and nearly every answer would have A Rod as the answer. Mr. B would eat pizza and guzzle Mountain Dew as he asked questions. He would also fart and belch into the microphone when an annoying player took too long, or in the middle of their answer just for laughs. If there was a question about an acceptable answer judge Corky would come out and make a final judgment. During final jeopardy Corky and Mr. Belding would press their bare asses to the contestants faces as their questions were revealed. If they got it wrong Corky and Mr. B would rip enormous stinky farts in the contestants face. This would really spice the show up and get it back on track! There would also be a ‘tard week where all the contestants would be ‘tards like Corky.
Crotch, I have heard that Corky also has an idea for a sports documentary show. It would be kind of like 30-for-30 sports documentaries. However, the host would be Mr. Belding and Corky would be his sidekick. Mr. Belding would sit at a large table on which bags of candy, cakes, tacos, deep dish pizzas, and 2-liters if Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper would be located and he would interview sports people as well as people involved in various sporting events. He would interview people such as Michael Jordan, Carl Lewis, Mark McGwire, A-Rod, and even Steve Bartman. Mr. Belding’s mic would pick up the sounds of him chewing, gulping, belching, and farting! While interviewing Steve Bartman, Mr. Belding would belch and fart in Bartman’s face if Bartman started to get boring. Corky would also loudly go dookie and then throw his diaper at boring guests, such as A-Rod, and would also tape the more annoying guests. Corky believes that this show will be a huge hit and thinks he should have his own cable network, the Corky Channel!
I would like to be a contestant on Jeopardy. If final Jeopardy had Mr. B and Corky press their bulbous asses to my face I would get the question wrong intentionally. I would then wait for their exquisite farts to pummel my face, before falling to the ground and jizzing my pants. Please make these game shows and reality shows happen. Ughhhhhhh I just lost a load thinking about this.
I would like to be a contestant on Jeopardy. If final Jeopardy had Mr. B and Corky press their bulbous asses to my face I would get the question wrong intentionally. I would then wait for their exquisite farts to pummel my face, before falling to the ground and jizzing my pants. Please make these game shows and reality shows happen. Ughhhhhhh I just lost a load thinking about this.
I would like to see a game show where regular people competed against Mr. Belding and Corky in farting and belching competitions. A Rod would be the target, and everyone would burp and fart in his face. The contestants would attempt to devour as much garbage as Corky and Mr. B, then would compete by belching and farting in A Rod’s face. Both belches and farts would primarily be judged by length and decibel levels with points given out during each burping/farting competition. If someone at the end of the completion had more points than Corky and Mr. Belding they would win some prizes Corky stoke from A Rod’s mansion. A Rod would of course complain about constantly being burped and farted on but by the end of each show his pants would be covered in his jizz. Corky would see this and accuse A Rod of cheating on him with other dudes burps and farts and the closing credits would always happen as Corky ass raped A Rod.
Another of Corky’s ideas includes a “money booth” where contestants are locked inside and a fan on the floor below them blows money up in the air and the contestants try to grab as much as they can. Corky’s twist on this concept is that there are holes in the sides of the booth for he and Mr. Belding to position their bare asses so that they can rip powerful and stinky farts into the money booth. Corky also thinks that A-Rod should be the one who goes onto the money booth during each episode to grab money for contestants while he and Mr. Belding rip nasty farts in his face.
Smiddy that idea is genius. Just imagine A Rod in the money booth and Corky and Mr. B rip noxious farts that fill the booth with rancid odors. The contestants A Rod was grabbing money for would cheer A Rod on and then get angry when he dropped all the money and fell to the floor of the booth while jizzing his pants. It would also be spectacular when Corky or Mr. B pushed to hard and let a dookie slide out of their ass, and into the booth. Corky would likely accidentally spray diarrhea as well, coating the money and dousing A Rod. When A Rod complained Corky would kick open the door to the booth and ass rape while the contestants and audience went crazy, cheering him on, and jerking off wildly.
I heard that Corky has another idea for a reality show. The name of the show is “Car Wash” and in it, Corky and A-Rod work at a car wash. Mr. Belding is supposed to be a shift manager who sits behind a desk eating bags and greasy fast food and bags of chips and candy. There will be a microphone on Mr. Belding’s shirt to pick up the sounds of his chewing and belching, and there will be a a second microphone on his chair to pick up each of his many loud farts. Corky will unscrew the car antennas from all of the older cars which come to the car wash so that they don’t get damaged by the car wash brushes or the heavy mutter curtains which clean the top of the cars. A-Rod will hand wax the cars at the end. Corky thinks it will be funny to take a car antenna which he has unscrewed and then sneak up behind A-Rod and crack him in the anus with it! After A-Rod screams “Zoinks!” in pain, Corky will pull down A-Rod’s pants and whip him in the nuts with the car antenna! Corky will then rape A-Rod for comic relief while Mr. Belding belches and farts away! If the show is a big hit, Corky plans on opening a chain of car washes in real life. Corky is a marketing genius!!
I would love to go to a car wash and would by a car with a rusty antenna just to watch Corky beat A Rod’s balls with it. This is of course another surefire, fun for the whole family, kind of show. Mr. Belding would blame A Rod for horsing around as Corky ass raped him and rip nasty farts in his face to teach him a lesson.
Corky and Mr. Belding were watching TV today and stumbled onto a news report about the submersible that has been lost near the titanic. A Rod came in the room and Corky said he’d just had a brilliant idea. He said now that that company was going out of business it was time for Corky to get involved. He said that he would be safe by just using larger sub that would only go a few feet under the water like the 20,000 leagues under the sea ride at Disney world. He said that the boat would have lots of peepholes set up with telescopes so people could look at the titanic if they felt like it. He stated the billionaires would likely be more interested in the buffet he would put out from Taco Bell, and that to entertain them he and Mr. Belding would burp and fart constantly. At this Mr. B let loose a 12 second belch in approval. Corky said billionaires were really dumb and he would charge them a million dollars each. At this A Rod said this was the all time dumbest idea ever. He informed Corky no one would get on anything a ‘tard like Corky designed. He also said the ocean is dark and deep and a telescope wouldn’t let anyone see anything under the water, especially not the titanic which is over 2.5 miles below the surface. He then said no billionaire would want to be in tight quarters with two obese guys eating Taco Bell and ripping ass and belching. At this Corky grew angry and said he’d make extra money by turning it into a reality show, and A Rod interrupted and said no one wanted to watch he and Mr. Belding float around a few feet down in the ocean, while burping and farting. At this Corky smacked A Rod in the face and told him he was just mad because he never had any good ideas like Corky did. Corky then ass raped A Rod while Mr. B waddled over and ripped farts in A Rod’s face. After Corky fired a load all over A Rod’s head he and Mr. B went into the garage and A Rod could hear hammering and the sounds of his electric drill as Corky and Mr. B began building their “submarine”.
Crotch, Corky is a genius! Corky’s idea reminds me of an episode of “Get A Life” in which Chris Elliot built a submarine in his own tub and then got stuck in it with his father.
I’m sure that Corky’s submarine idea with be a huge hit. Corky is smart to only have his submarine go a few feet under water so that it is easier to find in the case of an emergency. Corky’s idea of serving a Taco Bell buffet on the submarine is also a cost-effective way to feed the passengers. He should have A-Rod dress as the Skipper from “Gilligan’s Island” and serve as a waiter on the submarine. I have no doubt that many rich people would pay up to experience A-list superstars such as Corky and Mr. Belding belching and farting in A-Rod’s face. I recently saw a photo of George Soros’s son and he looks extremely gay, so I’m sure he would pay for the opportunity to experience such a crazy scene which he could masturbate while thinking about for years afterwards!
Have you all heard the story about singer John Mayer? Apparently he has had come out of the closet as a homosexual. It is hard to believe as he was supposed to be some type of ladies man. But now he’s turned gay, just like A-Rod did!
Corky has been working on his submarine for nearly 24 hours straight. He even made A Rod drag a massive recliner into the garage so his best buddy in the universe, Mr. Belding, could rest when necessary without having to leave the project. Corky told A Rod that he’s decided for safety the sub will never be entirely under water. He said this will make it safer for the billionaires, as well as ensure easy delivery of extra Taco Bell if supplies start to run low. He said the hatch will close for real though so that his billionaire customers can get the full experience of he and Mr. Beldings farts and belches. He said that A Rod will be an employee and that since space will be limited A Rod will be a human toilet for everyone on board. He said A Rod will dress in fruity Titanic clothing from the old days and will prance around until someone needs to piss or shit in his mouth. He said this will be an unpaid job but that he would allow A Rod to have a little cup in case someone wants to tip him. At this A Rod got annoyed and said this was out of hand and that Corky was making a huge mess in his garage. He said he knew some billionaires and none of them wanted to go on a submarine that didn’t even go under the water and had a Taco Bell buffet. He then said he did not want to be a bathroom for anyone. At this Mr. Belding got up from his recliner and clotheslined A Rod, then squatted over his face and ripped a 12 second fart. Corky laughed at this and ripped of A Rod’s clothes before ass raping him and telling him he wasn’t going to crush his surefire business idea that would make he and Mr. Belding trillionaires. After ass raping him Corky and Mr. B went into the house to eat some pizza and used A Rod’s credit card to buy stuff for their submarine on Amazon.
Crotch, Corky truly is a brilliant businessman and I’m sure this venture will be highly profitable.
Last night, Corky told A-Rod that he wanted to entertain the passengers by acting out a skit in which the sinking of the Titanic is re-enacted. In the skit, A-Rod will be the Titanic cruise liner, Mr. Belding will be the Atlantic Ocean, and Corky will be a cloud. Corky said that Mr. Belding will be naked during this skit and will be devouring pizza and tacos. Corky on the other hand, will be drinking 2-liters of Mountain Dew. Corky will also be naked from the waist down. All of a sudden, Mr. Belding will say, “Hey, it looks like a storm is coming. Look at that rain cloud.” Corky will then turn toward A-Rod’s Titanic cruise liner character and will pee in A-Rod’s face! After soaking A-Rod, Mr. Belding will take a huge dump on the floor and say, “Turn starboard! Full rudder! There is an iceberg ahead!” Corky and A-Rod will then pick up Mr. Belding’s massive turd and throw it at A-Rod as Mr. Belding says, “The Titanic has been hit! It is going down!” Corky will then slug A-Rod right in the gut, causing him to double over in immense pain! Mr. Belding will say, “The Titanic is breaking apart! Oh, the humanity of it all!” Meanwhile, Corky will ass-rape A-Rod to represent the sinking of the Titanic.
A-Rod replied that he had heard enough and that it was another doozy. He pointed out that he made over $300 million during his baseball career, so why would he degrade himself by allowing Corky and Mr. Belding to pee on him and pelt him with feces? A-Rod also said that he didn’t want to be ass-raped by a gay ‘tard. He additionally said that the submarine is small and would reek of the stench of urine, feces, and farts. Corky replied that the only thing anyone would smell is the yummy Taco Bell from the buffet. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding devoured a can of cake frosting and laughed hysterically!
Gary,
Corky is really locked on to this submarine/Titanic idea of his and I’m hopeful it works. Today Corky laughed and Mr. Belding lifted his leg and ripped a solid 9 second wet fart when A Rod told them the sub had imploded. Corky said he was happy as his sub wasn’t even going below the water because no one wanted to get crushed in a tin can. He said the company whose sub imploded was now out of business, leaving less competition for his new company. He said that people would have the same titanic experience looking through telescopes in his sub, but without getting crushed into a pancake. He also said the billionaires were going to love the all you can eat Taco Bell and Mountain Dew buffet as well as he and Mr. B entertaining them with burps and farts. He told A Rod he was appointing him first mate and not only would he be the subs human toilet, but he would also get to service everyone’s penis and ass needs. He said he would put A Rod’s picture and role in the company on the flyers he intended to post around their neighborhood in order to drum up business. As A Rod began to complain an Amazon delivery truck pulled up and delivered a dozen crappy telescopes. Corky was super excited and made a huge dookie in his diaper. He explained to A Rod since the telescopes could see the moon, they could easily see the Titanic through the peepholes he was making on his submarine. He then told A Rod to use his connections to get them some free advertising by having news companies like CNN or Fox News to talk about his awesome company while covering the stupid company’s imploded sub. He then belched in A Rod’s face before A Rod walked away shaking his head.
I personally think Corky is brilliant. There are plenty of billionaires who would pay for a safe party submarine voyage on top of the ocean with Mr. B, Corky, and A Rod. I’m not sure the telescope idea will work but maybe Corky can have some divers wear funny costumes or hold up a waterproof picture of the titanic so it looks like they are right there.
Hey everyone. I’m a billionaire and have followed this board for years now. Normally my pants are around my ankles as I read these erotic posts, but right now I’m intrigued by Corky’s latest project. I for one would gladly pay a million dollars to go on a safe party sub that’s tethered to a ship miles above the Titanic wreckage. I would love nothing more than being sealed in a submarine with a Taco Bell buffet, non stop belching and farting, as well as A Rod servicing both my bathroom needs and penis and ass desires. I for one believe I can speak for most of Silicon Valley, who are nearly all raging, deranged, queers, and say this would be an enormous success. Silicon Valley billionaires like nothing more than to be somewhere super exclusive, while huffing farts and watching an obese 70 year old and a ‘tard in a diaper having belching contests while scarfing down a Taco Bell buffet. I’ve already had my people reach out to Corky to get my deposit down!
Corky was recently watching "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" with A-Rod and Mr. Belding. At the end of the movie, Corky enjoyed the scene where the government generates and emits a loud audible code comprised of high pitched musical notes and then an alien spaceship repeats them back. Corky said that he had another idea to entertain guests on his submarine. Corky then stood up and ripped several farts. Mr. Belding said, "Check this out - I'm the going to repeat the code which Corky just sent" and then ripped several farts of his own which sounded just like Corky's. Corky laughed and then ripped another series of five high pitched wet farts and Mr. Belding parroted them back with his own series of wet farts! Corky then ripped a series of seven high pitched farts and Mr. Belding lifted his leg and repeated the series of seven farts in sync with Corky's. At this point, A-Rod said, "I've had enough. It reeks of the stench of anus in here! I need to open the window to air out my house." Corky got mad that A-Rod didn't appreciate his performance art skit and slugged A-Rod in the gut and then ass-raped him! While raping A-Rod, Corky released a sequence of heinous farts and Mr. Belding lifted his leg and parroted back a similar sequence of his own farts while also drinking a large bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup!
I am very mad my last post was removed in some fashion. I hope this fine board accepts weirdo billionaires. Gary, your latest post has me rock hard and ready to plunk down up to $1.5 million on a trip to Corky’s sub. Where else can one find amazing top level entertainment like that? I will huff their stink and jerk off in the corner. Hopefully onto A-Rod’s head. I can almost taste the Taco Bell buffet and smell Mr. Belding putrid wet farts! Where do I sign up?
Yesterday afternoon, Mr. Belding stuffed his face with several large jars of honey roasted peanuts. He also ate a few ears of corn-on-the-cob while he was out at a street festival with his best buddy, Corky. Mr. Belding told Corky that they should preview another skit to entertain guests on Corky’s submarine. Mr. B told Corky to gather A-Rod and then they would meet him back at A-Rod’s mansion. Corky did so and told A-Rod that Mr. B wanted to do a science- and astronomy-related skit to entertain everyone. A-Rod was skeptical because he found it difficult to believe that a ‘tard like Corky would be able to teach anyone anything about science or astronomy. However, A-Rod is deeply in love with Corky and enjoys being around the lovable ‘tard, so he agreed. Back in A-Rod’s den, A-Rod sat on the couch and Corky sat in a chair on the far side of the room. Corky said, “Mr. Belding is going to do his skit now.” Mr. Belding said that he was going to demonstrate the Big Bang Theory. Mr. Belding then said, “Scientists think this is how the universe was formed. There was a Big Bang and then particles flew across the universe.” Mr. Belding suddenly dropped his pants and turned around so that his bare ass was facing A-Rod. Mr. Belding then ripped a window-rattling wet fart in which pieces of undigested peanuts and corn flew out of his anus and landed all over A-Rod and his couch! A-Rod replied, “Zoinks! I think you scratched my eyeballs with those peanut chunks! You idiots also ruined my couch!” Corky got mad because he was expecting A-Rod to thank he and Mr. B for the skit. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod while Mr. Belding took a dump in A-Rod’s coat closet!
Guys, I have my deposit in and am confirmed for the first mission! I spoke to Mr. Belding today who is running the business end and when I asked if he’d received my wire transfer he belched loudly. He then ripped a 17 second fart into the phone which I have to say got me pretty aroused. I’m so excited they are already past the build phase of the sub and are focusing on the entertainment. I’m certain with the combined minds of Corky and Mr. Belding they have produced a hearty, seaworthy vessel. I’m excited for the trip and have been told there will be 10 people total including A Rod, Corky, and Mr. Belding. Most of the time we will be on a “big ship” according to Corky. But for a few hours we will get to go into the submarine they’ve builds where there will be non stop entertainment, and all you can eat Taco Bell buffet, with unlimited Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and numerous telescopes set up so we can see the titanic! There will be belching and farting competitions and Corky the brochure I received says A Rod will be there as first mate, and will be our “human toilet” as well as “P & A” needs servicer. I can’t wait to get the date!
You guys can all suck my anus-hoal.
I think it would be cool to film a gay porno on Corky’s sub. There will be gallons of semen flying around the submarine, so it only makes sense to get this on film. As is typical in gay pornos, there will be lots of farts and feces eating (by A-Rod) and, of course, rough anal of which A-Rod will be the recipient. Weirdo gays will enjoy watching this while jerking off vigorously, and baseball fans who dislike A-Rod will watch this to laugh at A-Rod humiliation! I’m getting turned on just thinking about this experience. I got so hard thinking about being on a submarine which reeks of the stench of both stinky diarrhea buttholes and semen! I can’t afford to buy a ticket for the sub, but I can certainly afford to pay for a copy of the video!
Candy Ass, the issue with your idea is we billionaires enjoy our depravity stay private. We are paying $1.5M each for that purpose. Maybe Corky could also have a group of deranged queers on his jizz sub for filming purposes? I was contacted by Corky today and he told me we are setting sail tomorrow. I could hear A Rod yelling in the background that they are still there trying to bring up the remains of the imploded sub, and Corky yelled back that made it the perfect time as we could watch them with telescopes as they work under water. I then heard Corky punch A Rod, then the unmistakable sounds of buttslamming. I will admit I jerked off to this. My man servant has my bags packed and I’m ready to travel on a moments notice!
I am a neighbor of A Rod and can confirm I saw some giant contraption being moved from A Rod’s garage today and being put on a giant truck. It sure as hell didn’t look sea worthy at all. There are flyers all over our neighborhood advertising this submarine (that doesn’t go below the water for safety) party at $1.5 million per guest. The flyer has a picture of A Rod’s face with two giant bare asses pressed to it, as well as random pictures of the Titanic, a diaper, some tacos, and a big turd. I have no idea why anyone would go on some kind of submarine contraption with those idiots.
Corky just called me personally to let me know he had arranged for the submarine party to have unlimited Taco Bell, unlimited Mountain Dew Baja Blast, as well as unlimited candy. He said there will be a large assortment of candy. I then heard a loud fart that I believe lasted about 13 seconds, followed by someone yelling “Zoinks” then the phone went dead.
Korkie's Kock is King.. (always will be..)
We would love to to the soda supplier for Corky’s submarine. We will stock the sub for free for the maiden voyage if you can provide a video of Mr. Belding and/or Corky drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and then belching in A-Rod’s face! Our parent company, Pepsico, also owns Frito-Lay, the company which sells Doritos. If you could get a video of Mr. Belding stuffing his face with Doritos after drinking the Mountain Dew and then producing a powerful belch in A-Rod’s face which entails tiny chunks of partially chewed Dorito chips flying into A-Rod’s face and hair, we will also stick to it submarine with an unlimited supply of Doritos and Fritos! We want to incorporate this requested video into a marketing campaign aimed at an obese audience in order to encourage their continued obesity and consumption of Mountain Dew and Doritos!
My sources tell me that Corky, A Rod, Mr. Belding, and a few lucky billionaires are on their way to Newfoundland where their ship with Corky’s submarine will launch. Corky is planning on doing two submarine missions. A very private and high class affair for the billionaires with the all you can eat Taco Bell buffet. The second mission will be to film their expedition to show off Corky’s sub and he and Mr. B’s scientific skills. There will of course be a number of special guests like Pepperoni Pete, Anthony Rizzo, Steve Bartman, and others. The jizz will defintiely fly and will be caught on film that Corky plans to sell to his raging queer, and horny fans.
Mountain Dew, I believe the second voyage will contain the footage you desire, and I’m certain if you supply Mr. Belding and Corky with a years supply of Doritos and Mountain Dew they will let you use it in that smart campaign to attract more obese people to your fine products. I can’t imagine a better spokesperson than Mr. Belding, and him belchjng and spewing Dorito particles in the despised A Rod’s face will bring many new customers.
Does anyone know how big Corky’s submarine is going to be? I hope it has a lounge room where A-Rod can rest. The lounge room would have a single door which can only be opened from outside of the lounge room. Corky should trick A-Rod into believing that he’s getting his own lounge room because he’s s big star. However, once aboard the submarine, while A-Rod is lying down on a cot in the lounge room, Mr. Belding, Corky, and any other interested passengers would open the door, drop their pants, and then rip wet farts into the lounge room, causing A-Rod to utter, “Zoinks!” A-Rod would get up, hoping to inhale fresh air from the cabin before Corky suddenly shuts and locks the door, trapping A-Rod in the lounge room with the stinky farts! Perhaps there could be a thick and unbreakable glass window on the door so that passengers in the cabin can watch A-Rod gasp for air as they laugh hysterically!
And I'll have you disgusting cretins know that there has already been an agreement ironed out between the two entities (Corky L.L.C. & my own group, Fremantle Media) to fast-track and distribute this pure gold to any depraved queers who may be thirsting for it!..
Last night, Corky told A-Rod to come join he and Mr. Belding in the den to watch a fireworks spectacular. A-Rod said that he would love to and that it sounded fun even though A-Rod thought it was odd that there was a fireworks show on July 2nd instead of July 4th. When he got down to the den, A-Rod asked why the shades were down if they were going to watch a fireworks show. Corky said that he and Mr. Belding were going to entertain A-Rod with an indoors celebration. A-Rod replied that it was dangerous to shoot off fireworks inside the house and that it would be dangerous to light fire crackers and whatnot inside of the house. A-Rod also asked why there were so many empty pizza boxes on the floor. Corky told A-Rod to shut up and stop being such a faggot. A-Rod then asked why there weren’t any fireworks in the den, so how could they possible have a fireworks show? Corky replied that obviously they aren’t to to shoot off real fireworks and that A-Rod was an idiot for even thinking they would. Corky then said that he and Mr. Belding had prepared their own homemade fireworks. Mr. Belding pressed the play button on a CD player to start playing “William Tell Overture” and said that the show is starting so A-Rod needed to be quiet. Corky then dropped his pants and diaper and sprayed diarrhea all over the room! Mr. Belding turned around so that his ass faced A-Rod - Mr. Belding was wearing Zubaz-brand yoga pants at the time. Mr. Belding then ripped a window-rattling fart which was so powerful that his Zubaz yoga pants disintegrated and diarrhea went flying everywhere! Corky and Mr. Belding continued spraying diarrhea all over A-Rod for another 10 minutes while A-Rod sobbed. Afterwards, Corky asked A-Rod if he enjoyed the show. A-Rod whimpered that he did not enjoy it and that Corky had ruined the den with that weirdo performance. Corky got mad and slugged A-Rod in the gut before ass-raping him while Mr. Belding stuffed a huge cake in his mouth!
SHUT UP SIMON.
The trip was a lot of fun but unfortunately the sub was not a success. After riding from Newfoundland on a large explorer ship we reached the site of the titanic. Corky was all excited and made a massive dookie in his diaper, while A Rod complained and Mr. Belding chowed down on a Pizza Hut meat lovers pizza. They then took the tarp off the submarine and I could see it was a mishmash of a Cadillac Escalade and a Bentley. A Rod was super annoyed when he saw it and said Corky had ruined his vehicles. Corky threatened A Rod with a knuckle sandwich and a crane picked it up and got ready to lower it in the water. I could see Corky expected us to use the Escalades moon roof (which is large) to get in an out of the sub. The sub also had a ton of those arm floaties that little kids use attached to it. Corky was super excited and Mr. Belding let loose a 9 second belch that nearly blew a crew member overboard. When the crane lowered it into the water Corky jumped up and down and yelled that he got to get on it first as he was the captain. Unfortunately when the crane released the sub it immediately sank, plummeting to the bottom of the ocean. A Rod chirped that he knew it would sink, and the entire trip was stupid, and Corky and Mr. Belding had no idea how to design a submarine and they owed him two new cars. Corky grunted and made another doodie, then clotheslined A Rod, causing all the billionaires to cheer. Corky ripped off A Rod’s yankees uniform (which he wore the entire trip for some reason) and ass raped him as he strangled him with a filthy diaper. Many of the crew and billionaires, myself included, jerked off to this sight, and Mr. Belding kept pigging out on pizza, then leaned towards A Rod’s head and left a fart that lasted at least 15 seconds and shook the ship. It was so loud a coast guard boat heard it and came to check on us thinking it may have been a distress signal. When we explained it was a fart they laughed and many got an autograph from Mr. Belding or jerked off while watching Corky buttslam A Rod. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky stood up and said it was time to party. He then had the crew bring down a plexiglass box with some holes in it that divers use to watch sharks. Corky tossed A Rod in it, plugged the holes with some kind of tape and epoxy, and then ripped ass into the box and pulled it shut. He then used a padlock to lock it. A Rod started coughing and begged to be let out. Everyone laughed and for the rest of the trip whenever someone had a fart Corky unlocked it, so we could fart on A Rod. A Rod would scream in terror when Mr. B would waddle over and rip a 10-20 second wet fart into the sealed chamber. Corky then held the all you eat Taco Bell buffet in the explorer ships dining room and we partied the rest of the trip. I was disappointed the sub sank. But getting to fart on A Rod, and party with Corky and Mr. B made it money well spent!
Billionaire Weirdo, Corky certainly entertained everyone on that trip. The passengers may not have gotten to ride on a submarine, but I bet it was fun to watch the half-assed attempt of Corky and Mr. Belding to weld a submarine from A-Rod’s expensive cars sink to the bottom of the ocean. A-Rod’s angry reaction must have been priceless! But the highlight of the trip had to be trapping A-Rod in the plexiglass shark observation box and watching his reaction as he breathed in the noxious fumes from everyone’s nasty farts!
A-Rod has owned shares of Berkshire Hathaway for a number of years and went to Omaha Nebraska to attend the Berkshire Hathaway annual meeting last May. He took Corky and Corky’s best buddy, Mr. Belding, with him on this trip. After sitting through a couple days of shareholder meetings, A-Rod’s agent arranged for A-Rod, Corky, and Mr. Belding to have a private meeting with Warren Buffett, the 92-year-old CEO of the company and one of the wealthiest people in the world. A-Rod, Corky, and Mr. B met Warren Buffett at his office during the afternoon one day. When they walked into the office, they also met Charlie Munger, the 99 year old Vice Chairman of Berkshire. A-Rod said that he’d wanted to meet Warren Buffett ever since he was a superstar baseball player on the Yankees. Warren Buffett replied that he didn’t care because baseball was boring and said that the only reason he agreed to the meeting was to meet Corky, as he is a big fan of “Life Goes On.” A-Rod asked whether the stories about Warren Buffett drinking a can of Coca-Cola daily were true and Warren Buffett replied that he actually drinks a 2-liter of Coke per day. Warren Buffett then grabbed a 2-liter, took a big swig and then expelled a loud 8-second belch in A-Rod’s face which was powerful enough to rattle the windows! Corky started laughing with glee and quickly filled his diaper with dookie! Warren Buffett started laughing and then smacked A-Rod in the face with the 2-liter bottle! Mr. Belding snuck up behind A-Rod and ripped a 12-second fart behind A-Rod’s head! A-Rod was a bit dazed from the heinous stench as Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger snuck up on opposing sides of A-Rod, pulled down their pants, pressed their elderly bare asses up against each side of A-Rod’s face, and each ripped wet “old man” farts! Corky then took off his overflowing diaper and used it to strangle A-Rod while raping him! Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger said this was more fun than a typical shareholder meeting and started masturbating vigorously while Mr. Belding ate a huge bag of peanut M&M’s while periodically belching and farting! Corky learned about successful investing that time!
Gary, I was at that conference and can confirm your story. Corky and Mr. Belding impressed all of us with their belching and farting, and Mr. Belding had some of us invest based off his non stop chowing down on Pizza Hut Pizza and Taco Bell (Yum Brands), and Doritos and Mountain Dew (PepsiCo). Warren Buffet even tried Mountain Dew, and let loose a small belch that everyone clapped for. Mr. Belding then took a huge swig that consumed half a two liter and let loose a 9 second belch that also sprayed Doritos across the room. Many of us also noticed Corky and Mr. Beldings enormous trouser snakes. For some reason both of them had on leather pants. A Rod tried to give a speech about investment strategies and Corky and Mr. B entertained us during the speech by interrupting it by having belching and farting contests. During the second day A Rod was wearing a giant ‘fro wig and Zubaz pants which seemed to please Corky.
I always enjoy it when Mr. Belding unleashes a powerful belch while he’s in the middle of chewing on a handful of Doritos! I remember an episode from the last season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where his mouth was stuffed with either Doritos or Cheetos when he suddenly belched right in Screech’s face! Screech sported an enormous Jewish Afro at the time and it got coated in semi-chewed pieces of Doritos or Cheetos which had flown out of Mr. B’s mouth. That scene was one of the few highlights from an otherwise crappy season.
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