Queer Posts From Another Forum - Part 2

I found more hot spank-tastic posts in another forum:

23/08/2020 06:25:28
I went to high school with Dustin Diamond, the guy who played Screech on Saved By The Bell. He was an even bigger loser in real-life than he was on Saved By The Bell, if you can believe that! He was also really creepy and a huge queer. He caught him trying to stare at my cock while I peed at a urinal a couple times and several other classmates had similar experience. I also heard that he would eavesdrop on other guys going #2 on the toilet. During a senior class awards presentation he was voted “Most Likely To Suck A Cock”. He also took a 45-year-old Mr Belding as his date to the prom and I saw them sneak into a bathroom stall. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but I heard some loud farts and moaning followed by what sounded like rough butt-slamming. I then saw the stall door open and Mr Belding and Diamond were both sweaty and disheveled- Screech was limping in apparent pain while Belding was walking normally. Belding saw me and then grabbed Diamond by his Jew-fro and shoved Diamond’s head up against his ass and ripped an insanely loud fart - I think Belding was just showing off because he saw me!
Tom

22/08/2020 01:24:06
I want to sing Polka Music while making love to Screech’s butthole. Then I will put on a concert while my friends and family dance and stomp on Screech’s nude body. My youngest fan is 83 years old and the oldest is 103. They will all dance and stomp on Screech as they enjoy my polka music. Those who wear diapers will dump them on Screech’s head. It will be a huge success for everyone! Screech please contact me to make this event happen soon!
Jan Levan

21/08/2020 07:34:26
Hey Screech! Pencil me in for tomorrow night at 10:45pm in the dumpster behind the Medieval Times in Kissimmee. I will spray diarrhea on you, fart in you face, and shoe you up the ass before giving you the buttslamming of a lifetime. I will be dressed as Zack. Don’t let me down faggot!
Jack the Ass Ripper

20/08/2020 08:19:29
Steve, that is one highly erotic idea! I bet Screech would love having his tiny bean bag whipped by a car antenna. While you whipped his nuts I could give him further pleasure by teabagging him and ripping wet farts in his face. I’m not gay either, but I think this would be a fun filled adventure. Does anyone know if he’s sporting an enormous Jew Fro again? I would love to take a dump on him then wipe my ass with his Jew Fro!
Billy McFiddle

20/08/2020 07:46:57
Is Screech into S&M? I think it would be really cool to whip his balls with a belt or car antenna. I would also like to kick him up the ass and then fart in his face. I would eat a large deep dish pizza with extra sausage, pepperoni, and cheese and would wash it down with several glasses of Mountain Dew. This concoction would allow me to produce some nasty, disgusting farts and some epic belches! Don’t get me wrong - I’m not gay or anything like that, but the mere thought of making Screech from Saved by the Bell inhale noxious odors expelled from my anus is highly interesting to me. After he tries recovering from a fart in his face, leaning in to belch loudly in his face would be the cherry on top!
Steve McBallbag

20/08/2020 02:39:43
I worked on The New Class with Screech and man that guy was the worst. By this time he had a real dressing room. He constantly had dudes waiting to see him. Now in the industry it’s normally not a big deal for an actor to have a meeting in their dressing room, or have a friend drop by etc. Screech used it for a different purpose. One day I remember seeing a really weird looking guy wandering around. He was looking for Screech’s dressing room and said Screech had “penciled him in” whatever the hell that meant. This guy was wearing leather pants and a shirt with Corey Haim’s picture on it. I showed him where Screech’s dressing room was and he knocked and Screech seemed thrilled to meet him when he opened the door. This guy went into Screech’s dressing room and the next thing I know we hear enormous farts, belches, and the sounds of buttslamming followed by repeated “Zoinks”. The entire hallway outside his dressing room stank of anus. We figured this was a one time thing and ignored it. But then it happened the next day with a totally new weirdo. After that it happened every single day, some days 4 or 5 dudes would show up. When we confronted Screech he claimed they were all potential business opportunities people were proposing to him since he was so rich and famous. We knew this was garbage and even confronted him with a website where people would schedule gay sex with him! When we showed it to him he yelled “double Zoinks” and threatened to stab my co-worker who showed it to him. Screech was one deranged guy.
Tom

19/08/2020 21:46:47
I discovered that my cable service provides free access to the Peacock Network. I discovered an old episode of “Murder, She Wrote” from the mid-1990s which guest-started Corky! Corky seemed like such a lovable ‘Tard during the first 45 minutes of the show as Angela Lansbury tried to determine who was a serial killer who had been strangling truck drivers with diapers! Corky seemed so innocent in the beginning as he was shown primarily watching He-Man cartoons and eating Cheetos and sucking down cans of Pepsi. But with about 15 minutes left in the episode, Angela Lansbury walked in on Corky peeing in a closet and saw that he was hung like a horse, so she had sex with him. She relaxed after climaxing and looked in the floor and saw two of Corky’s diapers filled with doodoo - the entire bedroom must have smelled like feces! But she also saw blood on the sides of the diapers and thought he may have used the diapers to strangle someone. Then she realized that there was a dead trucker driver in the closet whose body Corky had been sodomizing for weeks after his death. Then she called the police and had Corky arrested. He was so angry that he overflowed his diaper with dookie! It was a great episode
Diesel

19/08/2020 05:29:11
I worked on the original version of Saved by the Bell as a security guard. All of the stars of the show had nice dressing rooms with their names on the doors. Screech was a different story. At first he didn’t have a dressing room at all. He just had a little corner of Mr. Tuttles dressing room. But Screech complained so much they finally cleaned out a janitors closet and gave it to him. They put “Troll” on the door which everyone found funny but Screech. Many times when someone had to fart they would open the door to his dressing room and rip ass into it. Screech complained his door didn’t have a lock but they never did give him one. It was pretty funny.
Vinnie

18/08/2020 15:49:08
Screech sure annoyed everyone in came in contact with. Many people just hated him. But he also had a large homosexual fan base that hated him, but also wanted to pound his every orifice while doing unimaginable things to him. I bet after that Burger King escapade Diamond later met up with that guy in a dumpster out back for some hot man love. Back then Diamond was known to allow fans to schedule gay sex with him by writing to him and demanding he “pencil them in” for a certain time slot. I’ve heard he no longer responds to those requests, and one now has to run into him. Unlike every other person on earth it is acceptable if one runs into Screech to violently attack and sexually assault him.
Burrito Supreme

18/08/2020 10:54:24
I was eating lunch at a Burger King in the spring of 1998 in Burbank, CA near the NBC lot. Screech walked in with some of the other actors on The New Class. I saw Screech order from the Value Menu and heard him try to order a "Big Mac" and uttered "zoinks" when he was informed that they didn't sell those at Burger King. He and his fellow actors then sat down to eat. After eating a Whopper for a couple minutes, I saw a big fat guy go up to get a refill on a Coke from the soda machine and then walked right up to Screech. I thought he was going to ask for an autograph but instead he belched right in Screech's face - it was so loud! I and several other people started laughing and then the fat guy ripped an insanely loud fart in Screech's face before belching again and walking away. It was hilarious!
Bob

17/08/2020 05:41:49
That was a great episode of Saved By The Bell and you just know that Brian Dennehy ad-libbed most of his lines and jizz scene! I also liked the episode where JM J Bullock guest starred as a school bus driver. JM J Bullock was known to be HIV+ at the time of his appearance. During the episode, Zack, Slater, Jessie, Kelley, Screech, Scud, Ox, and the rest of the gang got on the bus to school, as did Mr Belding! It was strange that a high school principal making $200k+ per year would ride a school bus with a bunch of kids, but that was what happened. At one point, Mr. Belding stood up and walked down the aisle to where Screech was sitting and the jumps around so his ass was in Screech’s face and then ripped ass, causing everyone of the bus to clap and laugh while cheering on Mr. B as Screech yelled out “Zoinks!!” Then bus driver JM J Bullock yelled at Screech to shut up and that he’d give Screech something to zoink about. Then he pulled the bus off to the side of the road and grabbed Screech bbbthe Jew fro and pulled him off the bus. Then JM J Bullock yanked down Screech’s Zubaz pants and started viciously ass-raping Screech while everyone on the bus cheered him on and started pleasuring themselves! Lisa and Kelly fingered each other vigorously at the sight of Screech being anally violated! Zack and Slater started jerking off Mr Belding until he blew his load into Screech’s book bag! Then JM J Bullock said Screech was going to get AIDS before bellowing like a hippopotamus as his jizzed into Screech’s torn anus! That was a fantastic guest appearance and it really taught fans about the danger of AIDS.
Ass Plunderer

17/08/2020 02:54:39
I just saw an episode of Saved by the Bell the New Class where Brain Dennehy guest starred as the wrestling coach. When Screech kept interrupting his practices Dennehy got angry and decided to show the team some special moves. He grabbed Screech by the neck, and ripped off his Zubaz before body slamming Screech to the mat. He then violently tea bagged Screech while dangling his nuts from his wrestling singlet. He then farted right in Screech’s face before dropping an elbow onto screech’s hook nose. He then pulled off his single and flipped Screech over before giving Screech some rough anal sex. When Screech began yelling “Zoinks” Dennehy started punching him in the back of the head, and tearing it large chunks of his jew fro. Dennehy then blew his load all over Screech’s head before giving him a pile driver, snapping Screech’s neck. After that he finally went for the pin, and the entire team broke out cheering. Coach Dennehy then took the team to The Max for some burgers while Screech lay on the mat covered in jizz, unable to move his body. Screech did keep yelling “Zoinks” even though he was paralyzed which I found funny. What a great episode!
Pete

17/08/2020 02:36:20
I saw that Screech guy at Medieval Times today. It seems he has two jobs there now. Before the show I saw him cleaning up horse **** in the stables. It was pretty funny as the horse was right there and kicked him right in the bean bag making Screech fly backwards and fall into a pile of ****. Later I saw Screech in the bathroom doing his usual bathroom attendant duties. He hadn’t bathed and stank of horse ****. It was pretty disgusting, but he was still giving it his all leering at dudes, clapping for farts etc. His tip hat even had a few quarters in it along with the normal turd or two. Screech seems to really be moving up at Medieval Times.
Crotch

15/08/2020 02:51:45
I worked on Saved by the Bell the New Class during the mid nineties and watched Screech’s stupid antics. Someone asked where his money went. He spent his money on ridiculous garbage. One item I remember well. In the mid nineties cell phones were no longer the huge phones Zack had, but were still pretty large. They were still a bit of a status symbol as not many people had them. Screech, thinking he was a major celebrity not only had a cellphone, he had a custom cellphone. He had a cellphone designed by Nokia just for him in the shape of a penis. He liked to brag that he spent $50k on it and it was a one of a kind. The ringtone was him yelling “Zoinks”. That phone was absurd and he carried it everywhere. No one ever called him on it unless someone was pranking him. A few times myself and others on the show would call him and he would get excited only to answer the phone and hear a wet fart on the other end. He had no friends to call so he was always trying to call Mr. Belding. One time I was standing close enough to hear Mr. Belding scream at him calling Screech a “hook nosed, douchebag, loser” and to never call him again. Later that day a Screech did call him again and Mr. Belding came running down the hall and clotheslined Screech. He then grabbed Screech’s penis cell phone and pulled down his Zubaz pants. It was hilarious when Mr. Belding shoved the penis cellphone up Screech’s ass, then trudged back down the hall. Almost immediately people began calling the phone and we could hear Screech’s ass yelling “Zoinks” every time someone called. I never saw that penis cellphone again after that day, but that was the type of stuff Screech wasted his money on. I think one time he paid like $10k for a pair of Webster’s underoos that had some huge skid marks in them. He was a really stupid guy.
Greg

14/08/2020 08:19:48
Rob, that was one hot and erotic episode! Everything is so PC and stupid today. An episode like that would never be allowed. The 80’s was full of amazing shows. I remember an episode of Mr. Belvedere where Screech was Wesley’s friend and came over for a sleepover. He annoyed the entire family so much that George made him sleep in Mr. Belvedere’s room. Mr. Belvedere had a bad case of hemmorhoids at the time and to relieve them he sat on Screech’s face bare assed and made Screech tongue his filthy, hemmorhoid ridden anus. After Screech passed out from lack of oxygen Mr. Belvedere took a dump in his Jew Fro, then tossed him out the window. The laugh track was off the hook during this amazing scene. After tossing him out the window Mr. Belvedere drank some tea while writing his his little diary, then went to bed. Such an amazing episode that would never be allowed on TV today.
Spankie

14/08/2020 06:32:35
Screech deserved that for dating a man 50 years older than him! Dudley and Mr. Horton made a better couple anyway. At the end of that episode, Screech ran into the loving arms of the guy with the beard who kidnapped Sam and they played a loving round of “Neptune: King of the Sea”! I recently watched another episode from the 8th season - it was the episode where Mr. Drummond got married and Sam shares a bunk bed with Arnold. Arnold kept peeing in the bed, which caused a rift with Arnold as the bedroom reeked of the smell of urine! So Sam’s classmate, Screech, cane over to play and then stayed for dinner. Screech complained that the bread on his dinner sandwich had a crust on it and Mr Drummond said “shut up, you HOOK-NOSED RIM GOBLIN! I’LL GIVE YOU A CRUST, FAGGOT!” And then Mr Drummond pulled down his trousers and pulled off his underwear, revealing a yellow pee stain on the front and dark doodoo stains encrusted on the back! Mr Drummond proceeded to rub the doodoo crust stain in Screech’s hook nose before pressing his 70-year-old bare ass against Screech’s face and then ripped ass! Pearl fingered herself at the sight before spraying period blood onto Screech’s Jew-fro. Then the Gooch made his first, and only, appearance on the show where he raped Screech. It was odd as the laugh track was running during this rape scene... Finally, the short elderly housekeeper from the second season showed up and queefed right in Screech’s face - it was the first time she’d been on the show in years and I think she was around years old!!! What a great episode!
Rob

14/08/2020 05:33:22
I remember when that Screech guy showed up on the set of “Diff’rent Strokes” to see “his boyfriend” Mr. Horton. Screech was so upset when he saw Mr. Horton was now dating Dudley. He began to cry, which annoyed everyone including Pearl the Housekeeper. She queefed right in his crying face, flattening his Jew fro and making the air stink like garbage. Mr. Drummond also farted on the little troll while Mr. Horton and Dudley road bicycles around the house nude!
Willis

12/08/2020 07:01:38
What the hell is wrong with Screech? Just because he’s some type of demented faggot and thinks of himself as Mr. Belding’s cock-sucking rim goblin does not mean he deserves a role in a Lord of the Rings movie! My buddy saw him at Disneyland in the summer of 1996. He had an enormous point Jew-fro at the time. He thought it looked cool and would go up to girls and try to hit on them, but was always rejected except by the women who were pushing 350lb. But my buddy did see him in the men’s room. My buddy walked in and caught him eating out Corky’s filthy anus! Corky has literally just filled up his diaper with dookie and then took it off and Screech ate out his anus and licked it clean! Then the guy who played Corky’s dad shoved Screech’s head in between Corky’s sweaty butt cheeks and Corky proceeded to rip a loud fart - it was a bit muffled by Screwch’s Jew-fro, yet it was still quite loud. Then, all of a sudden, Jim Edmonds, a baseball player on the California Angeles, walked out of a stall while wearing his full Angel’s uniform. Jim Edmonds then filled down Screech’s Zubaz pants and really started giving it to Screech, right in the ass!!! After several minutes, Corky, Corky’s dad, and Jim Edmonds and all blown their loads into Screech and were all farting in Screech’s face repeatedly until Screech rolled over and jizzed himself in ecstasy!!
Beef