More Posts From the "Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum" (December 7, 2016 - December 16, 2016)

Here are comments from the Alex Rodriguez Sucks Forum between December 7, 2016 and December 16, 2016:

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Dec 2016 04:27:00 GMT Everyone has heard the infamous Access Hollywood secret recording where Donald Trump was talking to Billy Bush and said that women let me grab them by the pussy because he's rich. I heard that Access Hollywood has been sitting on another secret recording where A-Rod talked to Billy Bush and mentioned that because he's a famous baseball player, he can walk into any Gay bar, pick a guy,and "grab him by the Anus!!" Has anyone else heard about this secret recording?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Dec 2016 01:36:27 GMT 💩💩💩💩💩FAAAAAAACKING FAAAAGGOTS FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩-rod

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Dec 2016 01:36:27 GMT 💩💩💩💩💩These faaaagots should be put in a mental institution 4 faaaacking faaaagots💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 16 Dec 2016 01:34:09 GMT Because these faaaacking faaaagots think arod sucks dicks and they're sick n their faggy meth fueled pea brains.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 16 Dec 2016 00:30:53 GMT Why are so many faggots posting here? Is ARod really that popular among you sick freaks?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 15 Dec 2016 20:07:43 GMT wow, it's so erotic to see two grizzled veterans go at each other like hammer tongs! I picture you both as looking like Kevin James from king of queens. maybe one day, you will meet in person and argue a bit too enthusiastically with your tops off! mmmm

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 15 Dec 2016 17:50:21 GMT Reply-to:hey there, sailor! i wanna suck your pants off and eat your ass for dinner. i will suck ur cock while farting in ur face. i think im in luv with u and want to 69 with you. looking forward to sharing lots of semen and farts with u!!!!!!!!!!! F***ing kill yourself, dickhead!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 15 Dec 2016 10:12:07 GMT hey there, sailor! i wanna suck your pants off and eat your ass for dinner. i will suck ur cock while farting in ur face. i think i'm in luv with u and want to 69 with you. looking forward to sharing lots of semen and farts with u!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 15 Dec 2016 05:31:14 GMT Faggy f uckturds on the loose

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 15 Dec 2016 05:25:20 GMT 💩💩💩💩💩FAAAAAAACKING FAAAAGGOTS💩💩💩💩💩

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 15 Dec 2016 01:00:03 GMT I was out last night and saw A Rod snuggling with a man by a dumpster. There were some homeless guys around and they started having hot man love when A Arod left a really loud fart! This really turned them on and the guy A Rod was with started going to town on him! Not totally sure but I believe it was Steve Anus!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 14 Dec 2016 22:43:15 GMT Stop spreading these absurd rumors about A Rod. He is flaming gay and worshiped by the LGBT community! I believe he is currently dating an amazing man named Steve Anus.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 14 Dec 2016 00:22:30 GMT Damn Steve Anus that story got me hard! I've always heard of female groupies but now I see that the vast majority of the players are raging queers and male groupies dominate! What an amazing secret World you have introduced us to! I heard that pre steroids Conseco had a monster dong, but he shrank considerably due to steroid abuse. I wonder which A Rod got?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 13 Dec 2016 22:12:52 GMT My name is Steve Anus and I am a baseball groupie. I have met many baseball players over the years, including the great Alex Rodriguez! I was dating Jason Giambi during the 2008 season and he would often let me into the Yankees clubhouse so that we could have sex in the showers in front of other players after games. Alex Rodriguez took particular interest in us and would often leer and us while we went at it in the steamy showers mere feet away. Jason Giambi and I broke up near the end of the season after I found out he had been cheating on me with Robinson Cano. After the breakup, Alex Rodriguez sent me a text and asked if we could get together. Alex and I dated for a few months after that. He is a passionate man and a great lover. He's a good rimmer and gets turned on by farts and being peed on. He told me that he lost his anal virginity to Jose Canseco in 1992. Alex is a great ball player and all-around great guy!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 13 Dec 2016 14:27:21 GMT Hey vet, when do you think A-rod lost his 'mudflap' virginity? And do you know what TV show he was watching at the time? All I heard was that Sisqo was on the radio station at the time..

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 13 Dec 2016 08:45:27 GMT I heard that he has a sign in the window of his new store that says "men only"!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Dec 2016 01:23:59 GMT A-Rod just opened a clothing cleaning shop, although it does not use dry cleaning solutions to keep fabrics clean. Instead, A-Rod's new shop specializes in cleaning underwear, pants, and shorts. He advertised his speciality as "removing dookie stains and smells from clothing." He uses his expertly trained tongue to remove these stains and charges $3/item. He obviously does not need the money, but this is a labor of love as he enjoys being near items of clothing which smell like ass.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 12 Dec 2016 08:03:37 GMT I had set a date with Mr. Rodriguez. We were to meet behind an Applebee's where we would have hot man action. He stood me up. I later saw him with Urkel on TMZ! He will forever be know to me as. A Rude!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 12 Dec 2016 07:20:39 GMT I need A Rod to suck a large fart from my anus. I have been eating nothing but Taco Bell, deep dish pepperoni pizza, and chili dogs with sauerkraut. I now have an immense pain in my stomach caused by an enormous amount of gas. This gas is ready to create one of the most horrendous farts ever. I must share this with A Rod! I am quite certain it will be an extra wet fart which will require A Rod tongue my anus afterwards. Hurry A Rod p, hit me up so we can make this happen!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 11 Dec 2016 06:34:45 GMT alex rodriugez i want to suck ur cock. i bet it is big and smelly from being in the asses of so many other men over the year. what is ur tongue like? u must have licked so many buttholes over the years, lucky guy. :) i think about what it would feel like with ur tongue in my ass sniffing my underwear. i need to meet u soon at an arby's rest room for sex. lets get together soon. i luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 11 Dec 2016 06:04:51 GMT Damn dude that's pretty hot! A guy named Pedro definitely would release a spicy shit sandwich along with many eye watering, tear gas like farts! I'm jealous!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 11 Dec 2016 02:03:19 GMT Heyyyyy guyyyys! Me and my boy Pedro were getting hawt to some pet shop boy beats. And next thing I know I was opening my mouth to receive a crisp cupcake off him, mouth to bumflap...he told me A Rod showed him how to do it, but does it have a name?

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 10 Dec 2016 21:35:47 GMT I just took a massive Taco Bell shit! I wish A-Rod had been here to gobble it down

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Dec 2016 17:00:36 GMT I want to huff a fart from A Rod's butthole.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 10 Dec 2016 07:01:30 GMT I would love pissing in his mouth and watching that breath mint melt. Then, to thank A Rod, I would turn around and rip ass in his face!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 09 Dec 2016 00:42:23 GMT A-Rod is notorious for his "ass breath." Giving him a breath mint and then pissing in his mouth would be a huge improvement!!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Dec 2016 17:15:18 GMT That's a good idea! I would enjoy it if A Rod had a breathmint in his mouth while I pissed in it. Kind of like a urinal cake! A Rod, please make this happen!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 08 Dec 2016 10:08:20 GMT I think it would be really fun to use A-Rod's mouth as a urinal

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Dec 2016 08:06:59 GMT Tonight I grunted out a nice brown chud into a homeless men's mouth. He seemed to really enjoy the meal and thanked me by licking my anus clean.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 08 Dec 2016 05:48:20 GMT You're a hyper mythomaniac troll who's life is so trivial and empty that you luster on pseudo comical tales about a washed up athlete. You cannot rival my intellect thus you rely on shock rubbish in order to satisfy your empty soul. Its sad but still....

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 08 Dec 2016 05:32:34 GMT I'm sure you have an impressive collection of feces from different species. I noticed that you talk a lot about filthy encounters in fast food bathrooms, dumpsters and alleys which gives me the impression that you are an obese cocrophile who's hell bent on crusty scrotums and nauseating flatulence . You sir are so disgraceful and simple minded, a dark stain in the gay community.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Dec 2016 05:09:55 GMT A Rod dressed up as an Alolan form Exeggutor ann then proceeded to rape my anus with his dragon tail.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 08 Dec 2016 00:23:12 GMT Hey Sophomore (now Veteran!), if you haven't awoken from a nap to find some random dude with his face in your crotch, you don't know what pleasure truly is! I remember being at my buddy's house party when i was in college and I was tried from staying up late studying for a final exam and took a nap during the party. I remember that I was wearing my Zubaz pants at the time as they were quite comfortable. I woke up maybe 20 minutes into the nap because I felt someone touching my crotch. I turned on a lamp expecting it to be a girl, but instead it was a random guy I'd never met before. Initially I was disgusted, but then I felt sorry for the guy as he started crying. One thing led to another and before I knew it he was yanking down my Zubaz. I don't know whether you have ever worn Zubaz, but they tend to trap in heat and moisture, so when he pulled down my Zubaz, the smell of my crotch and ass must have hit him like a freight train! However, this guy was not deterred and instead was even more turned on by the smell. He started sucking me off and I was surprised that I enjoyed it. During this, I accidentally farted as the pizza I ate for dinner the night before was not sitting well. The guy got a deranged look on his face when I farted and then crawled behind me and started sniffing my ass and asked if I could fart again. So I said, "ok," and started forcing out wet farts right in this guys face, which he readily inhaled. After about 10 farts, he said he enjoyed his "fart meal" and that it fulfilled the requirements of the USDA's food pyramid. He then sucked me off until I came, ate out my ass, and then left the room. I never saw the guy again but after that moment I became far more open-minded about sexual issues.