My "Remember When..." Queer Fantasies - Part I

Here are some of my "Remember When..." queer fantasies involving Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang:

"Diamond's holiday hand towels" recap
Posted: Jun 14 2008, 09:19 PM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where Mr. Belding snuck into your house to make passionate homosexual love to you at midnight during your senior year at Bayside? Remember how he did you in the ass several times and shot his loads up your brownpipe but refused to touch your tiny penis? Remember how you enjoyed being his bitch? Remember when he went into your bathroom to clean up? Remember how it was near the end of December and your mother had placed Hanukkah-themed towels in your bathroom? Remember how mad Belding got when he saw the Hanaukkah towels, because he hated jews? Remember when Belding grabbed the handtowel off the rack and put it in the toilet and flushed? Remember when it got stuck in the pipes and caused thousands of dollars of damage? Remmeber when you mom on the show, Mrs. Powers, assumed that you must have accidently knocked the handtowel into the toilet and blamed you for the damage? Remember when she made you work off the debt by tossing her salad and letting her do you in the ass when a strap-on dildo? Belding really taught you about religious tolerance that time!



"Diamond's Fetus Fear" recap
Posted: Jun 6 2008, 06:11 AM

Diamond, remember that time when you were a fetus growing in the womb of your mom on SBTB, Mrs. Powers? Remember how your dad on the show was a fag and liked to get it in the ass from Mr. Belding? Remember how Belding would pull out of your dad's ass and stick his massive shit-encrusted cock into Mrs. Powers' gaping used-up pussy? Remember how even though you were just a little fetus, you would see Belding's shit-covered cock rapidly moving in and out of Mrs. Powers and were afraid that Belding was trying to poke your eye out with his cock? Remember when you were a student at Bayside many years later and had a flashback and went to Belding's office to talk to him about it? Remember when Belding gave you a tender hug and held you tightly? Remember when you felt a massive bulge forming in Belding's pants? Remember how Belding wasn't wearing any underwear and his pre-cum was soaking through his 46-inch waist Sears polyesther pants? Remember when Belding pulled down his pants and said, "Hey Diamond, so you were afraid that I was going to poke your eye out with my cock when you were a fetus? Thank's for the idea, shithead!" Remember when Belding grabbed your jew-fro and slammed his cock against your right eyeball? Remember how Belding did this was such force that your right eye popped out of its socket and onto the ground? Remember when Belding started fucking your eye socket and and said, "Diamond, let me stop that annoying bleeding!" and then shot his load into your eye socket? Remember when his semen quickly crusted over? Remember when Slater saw your eyeball on the ground and kicked it out into the hallway? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom picked up your eyeball and played marbles with it against the other nerds? The Bayside gang got you good that time!



"Diamond Plays Foosball" recap
Posted: Jun 4 2008, 05:40 AM

Diamond, do you remember that time when you went over to Belding's house to play foosball? Remember how you thought that you were a great foosball player? Remember how Belding scored the first goal and you yelled "Zoinks!" really loudly and started to piss off Belding? Remember how you kept spinning your rows of foosball men, in violation of foosball rules? Remember when you scored a goal after spinning and told Belding that he sucked at foosball and that you were the greatest player at Bayside High School? Remember when Belding got really mad and said he wanted to play "Faggot Foosball" with you? Remember how you agreed to play, even though you didn't know what it was? Remember when Belding said "Let the games begin!" and then tipped the foosball table over onto you, knocking you down? Remember when Belding ripped out one of the bars on which your foosball men were located and then smacked you in the face with it, drawing blood? Remember when he started sodomizing you with the bar and said, "Hey Diamond, who's the motherfucker now, bitch!! The Big Bopper kicks ass at Faggot Foosball!" Remember when blood was gushing out of your anus and Belding sat on your face and dropped ass and shit on top of your nose? Remember when you looked over and noticed that Belding's pool cue rack was shaking and saw that Mr. Tuttle was hiding behind it while rapidly masturbating? Remember how Tuttle shot a load down your throat and then Belding and Tuttle dropped you off at the curb with the rest of the trash? Remember when you had to wear a diaper for the next 3 months while your torn butthole recovered from this violent attack? Belding really got you good that time!



"Diamond Learns About Electricity" recap
Posted: Jun 2 2008, 06:44 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where Belding purchase a 10,000 Volt stun gun and shocked you in the zoinker with it several times? Remember one of your tiny balls was burnt so badly with a shock that it fell off your nutsack and onto the ground? Remember when Belding gave you a detention for "littering" and ass-raped you in the detention hall? You sure learned about electricity that time!



"Belding's Gift to Diamond" episode recap
Posted: May 29 2008, 06:12 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where Mr. Belding took you to Magic Mountain to show his appreciation for being his assistant? Remember how it was a 100 degree summer day and you two were out in the sun all day? Remember how Belding refused to go on any water rides and was sweaty profusely the entire day as you two waited in long roller coaster lines all day? Remember how Belding's air conditioner was broken and his windows wouldn't roll down in his rusty 1978 Ford Pinto? Remember when you two stopped at a Taco Bell on the way home and Belding ate a few greasy burritoes? Remember how Belding ripped numerous farts on the drive home as you both sweated profusely? Remember how Belding said you should thank him for farting because it helped cool down the interior of the car? Remember how Belding drove you straight to his house and you said "Zoinks, Mr. B! You missed my turn!" Remember how Belding said he had some ice cream for you at his place? Remember when you said that would be nice and he drove you up to his place? Remember when you both walked inside and Belding requested that you provide him with sexual favors because he was horny? Remember when Belding took off his 50-inch waist polyester shorts and underwear? Remember how sweaty and smelly his ass was? Remember when you asked Belding to take a shower first? Remember when Belding got mad and said, "Diamond, quit whining you JEW BASTARD and start tossing my salad, you stupid COCKSUCKER!" Remember when Belding grabbed you by the Jew-fro and shoved your face in his taint and you starting licking his butthole and his nutsack? Remember how sweaty he was? Remember how his groin was super-salty and you started to feel sick? Remember when you went into cardiac arrest and suffered blood poisoning from all of the salt on his taint? Remeber when you started to lose consciousness and begged Belding to call a paramedic? Remember when Belding instead decided to stick his cock up your ass and anally pound you for several minutes while you were passed out? Remember when Belding eventually called an ambulance after having sex with you another time and ordering a pizza from Dominos? Remember how you needed to get a liver transplant because Belding's salty taint juice had permanently damaged your liver? Belding really got you good that time!



"Diamond Contracts Bird Flu" recap
Posted: May 22 2008, 06:59 AM

Diamond, do you remember the episode where you fondled Becky the Duck because none of the girls at Bayside would let you fondle them? Remember when Becky the Ducky bit you and you contracted bird flu and went into a coma? Remember when you almost died and woke up a week later in a hospital while Slater and Belding were giving you a golden shower and Mr. Tuttle masurbated while hiding behind a curtain separating your bed from the other bed in your hospital room? The animal kingdom sure got you good that time!



"Diamond Goes to Disneyland" recap
Posted: May 22 2008, 03:59 AM

Hey Diamond, remember that time where Belding took you to Disneyland with some tickets he stole out of Maxwell Nerdstrom's locker? Remember when you and Belding made out on that crappy "Haunted Mansion" ride? Remember when he put his thumb up your ass while you two were on the "Its a Small World" boat ride and then made you lick his thumb clean? Remember when you two rode the teacups ride together and you tried to spin the teacup to make it go really fast? Remember when Belding got mad because you made the teacup spin too fast? Remember when Belding pulled down his pants and took an enormous shit in your teacup, filling it to the top, and then lept into a nearby teacup that was empty? Remmeber when the ride stopped and the door on your teacup opened and you couldn't get out because Belding's feces had started to harden? Remember when Goofy and Mickey Mouse were walking by and got really mad and accused you of taking a shit in the teacup? Remember when Goofy and Mickey Mouse began kicking you in the junk and ribs while Pluto began having anal sex with you, tearing up your ass? Remember when the Dinsey CEO at the time, Michael Eisner, banned you for life for causing a disturbance and "Jewing up" the park? Remember how odd that seemed because Eisner himself was a jew? You really had a shitty experience at Disneyland that time!



"The Coke Machine" recap
Posted: May 7 2008, 07:03 AM

Diamond, remember that episode where Belding purchased a new Coca-Cola vending machine for the Bayside cafeteria? Remember how it was a vintage Coke machine that vended Coke in 16-oz glass bottles? Remember how you were Belding's assistant at the time and he asked you if you wanted to go grab a Coke with him? Remember when you two walked to the cafeteria together? Remember when Mr. Belding pinched your butt as you walked through the hall and you blushed because you had a huge crush on Belding? Remember when Belding asked you for 35 cents for the machine to purchase a Coke? Remember how you were still blushing and quickly handed over the change to Belding? Remember when Belding purchased a Coke and then said, "Hey Diamond, I need a can opener to get off the cap!" and then pulled down your Zubaz sweatpants and used your asshole to pop off the cap, tearing it horribly in the process and causing anal bleeding? Remember when Belding got mad because you were bleeding on the floor and smashed the glass Coke bottle over your head and then viciously sodomized you with the bottle while laughing his ass off? Remember when Milo the janitor emerged from behind a table and walked over and robbed you? Remember when Belding walked back to his office and Milo left to mop the gym floor, leaving you laying in a pool of your own blood on the floor? Remember when the front door of the Coke machine swung open and Mr. Tuttle fell out? Remember how Mr. Tuttle was completely naked and had jizzed all over the Coke bottles in the machine? Diamond, you sure learned about the dangers of drinking too much soda in that episode!!!!!!



"Diamond Takes a Shower" recap
Posted: Apr 25 2008, 06:40 AM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where there was a water shortage and nobody could shower after gym class? Remember when you complained because you got sweaty playing basketball and had b.o. and therefore needed a shower to clean up? Remember when Coach Sonski got really mad at you because you were being annoying and eventually agreed to let you have a shower? Remember when you got naked and walked into the shower room and saw that everyone else from class was naked and also standing in the shower room? Remember how Mr. Belding was also standing naked in the shower room for some unknown reason even though he had nothing to do with your gym class? Remember when Coach Sonski told everyone to give you a shower and then every pissed on you and then jerked off and blew their loads all over you? You sure became an expert on golden showers and cum showers in that episode!



"Rectal Bleeding" episode recap
Posted: Apr 24 2008, 07:27 PM

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were being viciously raped in the shower of the Bayside boy's locker room after gym class? Remember how AC Slater, Ox, Mr. Belding, Milo and janitor, and Coach Rizzo all took turns tagging your ass? Remember when Belding pulled his cock out of your ass and shoved it into your mouth and said "yeah, take that load, Diamond!" as he shot his cum down your throat? Remember when the producer yelled "cut" and the scene had to be reshot because Belding had accidently called you "Diamond" instead of "Screech"? You sure experienced rectal bleeding in that episode!



Remember when...
Posted: October 22, 2006 10:04 PM

Diamond, remember when you were born with a jew-fro and grotesquely large gonzo nose? Remember how you're so ugly that the best girl you can get is obese and addicted to Arby's Beef 'n Cheddars? God really got you good that time!