Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 12)

09th July 2004 - 01:11:47 AM
8384 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please tell the fascists over at savedbythebellnow.com to stop editting the queer fantasies contributed by the homosexuals who frequent this board.

Twyla 16, please stop posting here. As both the guestbook moderator and I have said many times before, this is a queers-only board! Only male queers should post here. This webpage was set up to provide Diamond's queer fans with a forum for (a) exchanging gay fantasies involving Diamond; (b) telling Diamond how much he sucks; and (c) scheduling gay sex with Diamond. If your post doesn't relate to any of these things, the guestbook moderator will probably delete your message.

There are many Internet fan pages for Diamond, and they all have homosexual themes!

- Kurt Steinberg

07th July 2004 - 01:29:25 AM
8275 : Kurt Steinberg
Elliot, let's have "saved by the bell sex." (It's kind of like "make-up sex," except that it's between dudes and is extremely dirty.) Maybe Slater can join us and drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your head while you peruse the SavedByTheBellNow.com message boards!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

30th June 2004 - 12:19:42 AM
8101 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you want to get together for hot manly love? I learned a new move last night at the local gas station bathroom - it's called the "walrus"!! It will give you much queer pleasure. First, you'll need to suck me off until I cum in your mouth. Then I will hold your mouth shut and jab you in the stomach while the load is still resting on your tongue!!! This will knock the wind out of you and cause the semen to come out your nose while you groan, creating the appearance of two tusks and a sound like a walrus!!! Let me know if you want me to try out this move with you.

- Kurt Steinberg

29th June 2004 - 12:30:58 AM
8074 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this board? It's become immensely popular among Diamond's queer fan base over the past few weeks! I don't post very much anymore - I've been hanging out in a local gas station bathroom having unprotected butt sex with other dudes whose names I don't even know! We like to role play - I put on a permed mullet wig and play "Slater," and the dude I'm ass-slamming wears an "white man's afro" wig and plays "Screech"!!! Yesterday I also dropped a Cleveland Steamer on a stranger dressed up as Belding!! It's been quite an erotic adventure!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th June 2004 - 12:27:15 AM
7991 : Kurt Steinberg
What happened to this website? The last time I posted here most of the messages were heterosexual and lame! But now they are erotically queer! In fact, I'd better cut this post short - I need to crack one off right now!!

- Kurt Steinberg

16th June 2004 - 10:07:36 AM
7742 : Kurt Steinberg
HappyGoLucky,

I haven't posted here recently because I found a new source of masturbation material! Check this out: http://www.hot92jamz.com/mornings.html

You can listen to Mario Lopez hosting a radio show. I like to tape the shows and then play them back in a loop while smacking around my ding-dong! You might want to do the same!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

07th June 2004 - 09:48:39 PM
7685 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, here's some new masturabtory fodder for you - http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=1637

It comes out on August 17th.

- Kurt Steinberg

31st May 2004 - 10:13:07 AM
7628 : Kurt Steinberg
J. Zanden, please post your gay fantasies in English only! Few, if any, of the regulars here can read Swedish.

- Kurt Steinberg

27th May 2004 - 04:55:11 PM
7576 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, maybe we should join forces to rid this board of Princess Puessie - that dude has never posted anything even remotely funny or arousing.

After Pricess Peussie is gone, I'll show you the teabagging move that you are always asking about. If you want, I can also give you a relaxing pair of Arabian Goggles.

- Kurt Steinberg

25th May 2004 - 09:26:43 PM
7561 :
Diamond, why do you think people make fun of you and post queer fantasies here? It's because of your career choices. The Screech character was an incredibly annoying dork. It was bad enough that you played that character during the original series. However, you chose to come back and play the character for another 6 or 7 years as Belding's assistant. What's amazing is that after playing Screech for over 10 years, now you can't understand why you've been typecast as a dork forever!

Also, from what I understand you tell people during your "comedy" shows that Zack and Slater were homos. Have you committed slander by saying that during your show?

25th May 2004 - 09:14:51 PM
7560 :
Diamond, everyone knows this is a parody website. Nobody here has (a) invaded your privacy; (b) defamed you; or (c) intentionally inflicted emotional distress upon you.

There's no doubt that you are a public figure. In your own brief filed with the ICANN arbitrator you certainly argue that you are. People are entitled to post social commentary here - it's an unmoderated, public forum. Based on the Hustler case, it's clear that nobody here has committed intentional infliction of emotional distress. Also, nobody here has defamed you - this website has not harmed your reputation at all because everyone knows it is a parody!

25th May 2004 - 08:56:51 PM
7559 :
Parody and Satire

Parody or satire is difficult to deal with, but if applied to a public figure is clearly protected by the First Amendment because the exaggeration or distortions of the truth are not intended to be taken as fact.

The case of Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Fallwell is an example. In that case, Hustler Magazine printed a fake advertisement that parodied a Campari Liquer advertising campaign. In the Hustler publication, the advertisement contained a make-believe interview with Jerry Falwell, founder of the Moral Majority and a television evangelist, in which he talked about his "first time" to experience sexual intercourse. The vulgar "recounting" of Falwell's "first sexual encounter" was set in an outhouse with him having sex with his mother. Falwell, a teetotaler, was also portrayed as being drunk.

Falwell was outraged by this caricature, so outraged, in fact, that he sued. His lawsuit for libel, invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress went to trial. At the close of the evidence, the district court said that even if everything Falwell claimed were true there were no legal grounds upon which he could claim relief. The balance of the case was submitted to the jury, which returned a verdict for Falwell for intentional infliction of emotional distress, although the jury disallowed the libel claim.

On appeal, the Supreme Court heard the case on the First Amendment question of whether a state has authority to protect its citizens from the intentional infliction of emotional distress and whether a public figure may recover damages for his or her distress.

Specifically, the Chief Justice said the issue was whether a state may protect its citizens from patently offensive speech, and he said the First Amendment provided a safe haven for even that mode of speech. The Chief Justice reasoned that even though Falwell was not a public figure who held elective office, he was a public figure who had influence on public affairs and, as such, only had limited capacity to be distressed. The Chief Justice wrote that: "robust political debate encouraged by the First Amendment is bound to produce speech that is critical of those that hold public office or those public figures who are 'intimately involved in the resolution of important public questions or by reason of their fame, shape events in area of concern to society at large.'"

The Chief Justice ruled that even so outrageous a rogue, or impish rascal, depending on your point of view, as Larry Flynt is entitled to exercise his First Amendment freedoms in a manner best determined by Flynt, rather than being restricted by any state action.

25th May 2004 - 08:50:44 PM
7558 :
Diamond, have you ever heard of the U.S. Supreme Court case Hustler Magazine, Inc. et al. v. Jerry Falwell?

The U.S. Supreme Court held:

In order to protect the free flow of ideas and opinions on matters of public interest and concern, the First and Fourteenth Amendments prohibit public figures and public officials from recovering damages for the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress by reason of the publication of a caricature such as the ad parody at issue without showing in addition that the publication contains a false statement of fact which was made with "actual malice," i.e., with knowledge that the statement was false or with reckless disregard as to whether or not it was true. The State's interest in protecting public figures from emotional distress is not sufficient to deny First Amendment protection to speech that is patently offensive and is intended to inflict emotional injury when that speech could not reasonably have been interpreted as stating actual facts about the public figure involved. Here, respondent is clearly a "public figure" for First Amendment purposes, and the lower courts' finding that the ad parody was not reasonably believable must be accepted. "Outrageousness" [47] in the area of political and social discourse has an inherent subjectiveness about it which would allow a jury to impose liability on the basis of the jurors' tastes or views, or perhaps on the basis of their dislike of a particular _________________expression, and cannot, consistently with the First Amendment, form a basis for the award of damages for conduct such as that involved here. Pp. 50-57

http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/comm/free_speech/hustler.html

25th May 2004 - 08:37:03 PM
7557 : Kurt Steinberg
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

- Kurt Steinberg

09th May 2004 - 08:55:27 PM
7417 : Kurt Steinberg
Mr. Diamond,

This will be my last post here as I do feel sorry for you. However, I can assure you that I have not violated any laws or damaged your career in any way. I have never once posted any lies about you - I only posted questions and I never posted anything derogatory about your band on this website. I also never posted anything on your band's website and I never would.

I should point out that nobody takes this website seriously. Nobody really thinks you are gay. As the arbitrator stated in the ICANN decision, this is clearly a parody website and nobody seriously believes that you are affiliated with this website. If anything, this website actually helps your career because people post things about what you are currently doing. People who would have never heard of your chess videos or band before now know about it because of what other people have posted here.

Good luck to you Mr. Diamond. Godspeed Screech.

09th May 2004 - 08:04:20 PM
7415 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please post some of your own queer fantasies in this guestbook. Your gay fans all post their perverted thoughts, you should reciprocate! Also, which fantasies are your favorite? Do you like the ones involving Balding manhandling you?

I personally like this fantasy involving you, Mr. Belding, and Mr. Belding's brother, Rod: http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=6356

- Kurt Steinberg

09th May 2004 - 01:55:40 PM
7412 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you remember the group of nerds at Baysdide who looked up to you? One of them had huge glasses and a big "white man's afro" just like you!!! Did you ever have sex with him? Did Belding ever watch and videotape the encounters? If so, can I buy a copy?

- Kurt Steinberg

08th May 2004 - 04:37:13 PM
7402 : Kurt Steinberg
Lustin, here's another verse to add to your poem:

Let's meet up today
So that I can spray
My diarrhea on your head
And then put you to bed



- Kurt Steinberg

07th May 2004 - 11:11:48 PM
7396 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

Let's hook up for queer sex!!! I recently learned a new gay sex move - it's called the "Angry Pirate"!!!! You need to get on you knees and suck me off. When I'm about to blow my load, I'll pull out and squirt my load in one of your eyes and then I'll kick you in the shin!!! You'll probably then chase after me, limping around seeing out of only one eye, just like a pirate!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th May 2004 - 11:51:34 PM
7385 : Kurt Steinberg
It's heartening to see that this guestbook has really queered up over the past few days. Keep up the good work, fellow homosexuals!!! However, I'm a little disappointed that "N" (message 7378) posted a long pointless message. What does the alleged New World Order have to do with queer Diamond- and SBTB-related fantasies??? Nothing!!! Someone needs to beat him over the head with a penis and fart in his mouth!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th May 2004 - 10:03:42 AM
7376 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, have you ever seen those magicians who inhale lighter fluid and then spit it out next to a match, igniting a fireball? I have a new twist on that trick that I'd like to test out with you!!! To test this out, I'll need eat some Mexican food and then get naked and fart directly into your mouth!! Then you can exhale my ass gas next to a match, igniting it!!! Do you want to try this out with me??????

- Kurt Steinberg

05th May 2004 - 11:33:42 PM
7369 : Kurt Steinberg
Leaky Ass Queer and Chachi, I don't intend to post queer messages on Diamond's band's website, and I don't think you should either. You need to remember that this guestbook is a "free speech forum," but Diamond's band's website is not - so Diamond's band's webmaster will probably delete all queer messages posted over there. Actually, maybe the webmaster will save the queer fantasies to an internal Intranet that is not publicly accessable, so Diamond will have all the queer fantasies to himself, which would be completely unacceptable!!!

There are also additional reasons why I won't post there that I don't want to get into now.

Chachi, you also need to remember that this guestbook was created to provide Diamond's queer fans will a centralized location for Saved By The Bell gay fantasies. When I need to masturbate, I want to quickly find my Diamond-related queer fantasies - I don't want to have to go to a bunch of different websites to find them!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

05th May 2004 - 01:42:31 AM
7353 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, I found some good queer spanking material for you - http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw101.shtml

You should contact him and ask him to teabag you and give you a heavy pair of Arabian goggles!

- Kurt Steinberg

05th May 2004 - 01:29:21 AM
7351 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

I have newfound respect for you after reading this article: http://www.perfectpitchonline.com/v02i02/dustin_diamond.php

It sounds like Horshack is a little bitch!!!

Even though I give you "props," I still want to take a dump into your mouth, for your pleasure!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd May 2004 - 10:50:05 PM
7336 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I still want to drop my nuts on your eyes to give you "Arabian goggles." However, when I was at my local gay bar getting sucked off in a bathroom stall last weekend, I was told about a new twist to the "Arabian goggles" move. I want you to come over and test the move with me!!! I still want drop my nuts on your eyelids, but I'm going to position my ass directly above your mouth and drop some nasty ass - this move is called the "Arabian sandstorm"!!!!!!!! Afterward, I'll give you a hot lunch!

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd May 2004 - 12:15:17 AM
7318 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please clean up your guestbook - there are many messages posted here which have nothing to do with queer fantasies! Please remind the posters that this is a queers-only message board!

- Kurt Steinberg

02nd May 2004 - 02:27:13 PM
7315 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond,

I just watched the "Murder Mystery" episode on the new DVD with your commentary tracks - did it really hurt when Jessie slapped you hard? That gave me an idea - have you ever received a "mushroom tattoo" from some dude? We need to hook up and I'll smack you in the face with my ding-dong, leaving the imprint on my wang on you for all to see!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

01st May 2004 - 05:39:32 PM
7301 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember when..." guy, please post more queer recaps! Do you remember the robot that Screech had during the early years of SBTB? I think it would be funny if you did a recap where he thought that Belding was anally penetrating him, only to turn on the light and realize that it was his robot the whole time!

- Kurt Steinberg

01st May 2004 - 01:21:46 PM
7296 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I did not post message 7293. All of the homosexuals who post here know that there's no way you'd ever wash tits for a living!

We need to have a Mexican-themed queer party - I'll put my beef in your male taco and then drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on you head.

- Kurt Steinberg

30th April 2004 - 09:29:58 PM
7289 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, do you wash cars for a living now that your music career seems pretty much over? Have you ever put your thumb over the end of the hose when the water is turned on? If you have, then you must have noticed that the water sprays in every direction. I did that the other day and got a great queer idea! We need to hook up - I'll eat 4 burritoes from Taco Bell along with 3 Ex-Laxes. Then, I'll get naked, position myself 6 inches from your head, and then let loose!!! My watery diarrhea will spray out of my ass and completely coat your head with excrement!!! I'll bet your getting hard just reading this queer fantasy!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

30th April 2004 - 02:02:08 AM
7275 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm glad that your website has really "queered up" recently! Greg (message 7266), that's a great perverted idea! It's hard not to Diamond and excrement - they just mix perfectly, kind of like peanut butter and jelly!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

30th April 2004 - 12:38:59 AM
7274 : Kurt Steinberg
Message 7272, great link! Even the Iraqis think Diamond is queer!!!!!!!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

29th April 2004 - 12:49:39 AM
7260 : Kurt Steinberg
Bert, how dare you post disgusting pictures of women in thong bikinis! Yuck! Pictures of those firm, toned, luscious female asses do not belong in a queer Dustin Diamond guestbook!

Rimmer, thanks for the link to the Diamond picture! There's only one reason why anyone would purchase that picture - as a target for shooting one's load!

- Kurt Steinberg

P.S. I love http://www.ytmnd.com/

28th April 2004 - 12:45:33 AM
7247 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, please link some current pictures to your guestbook so that your gay fans can have some new masturbation material! Your neatly trimmed beard always give me "lift-off," if you know what I mean! I'd really like for you to rub your little beard and stubble all over my nut-sack!!! I also have a question for you - do you like bathing in hot tubs and/or spas with a bunch of other dudes? Do you like it when one of those dudes takes a huge dump and feces are floating in the water???? Inquiring minds want to know!

- Kurt Steinberg

26th April 2004 - 10:45:41 PM
7232 : Kurt Steinberg
Fagbusters, nice work on cleaning up the board. There's simply no excuse for posting heterosexual links to a queer Dustin Diamond webpage!!!

"Spa owner" (message 7215), where is your spa located? I think Diamond would like to partake in a spa orgy, especially if there's a few "floaters" in the spa water!

Goldberg, how about creating a queer Belding webpage? The queers who post here would undoubtedly also queer up a Belding webpage!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th April 2004 - 12:41:47 PM
7208 : Kurt Steinberg
Hiroshi Fujiyama, why are you posting communist propaganda on a queer Dustin Diamond fan page??? You're a total cocksucker, and I want to have perverted gay sex with you! First, I'll eat some burritoes and then spray warm, watery diarrhea all over your head. Then I will piss all over your head and do you in poop-chute. Finally, I'll lodge Diamond's chess pieces and his chess video up your cornhole!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th April 2004 - 01:09:26 AM
7199 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I found this T-shirt with your picture: http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_by_the_Bell_Ladies_Man_t-shirt.asp

Awesome shirt - it gave me a woodrow! When are you going to start selling underwear on which your picture is imprinted???? If I were to sleep in G-string underwear with a picture of you and your neatly trimmed beard, when I were to awaken, my underwear and bedsheets would undoubtedly be soaked with several loads of man juice!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

23rd April 2004 - 03:46:35 PM
7190 : Kurt Steinberg
Goldberg,

I saw your press release - it's too bad that the Wall Street Journal didn't get it off the news wires and print it - http://www.prweb.com/releases/2004/4/prweb118385.htm

I think it would have been funnier if you included one of my posts where I said I wanted to take a dump on Diamond's head!

- Kurt Steinberg

21st April 2004 - 10:17:16 PM
7176 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up for queer sex. I want to do you from behind and give you a "Jersey Turnpike"!!! You'll love it, you sick fecal-mucher!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jersey+Turnpike&b=1

- Kurt Steinberg

21st April 2004 - 12:40:10 AM
7166 : Kurt Steinberg
Someone (message 7163), what do you think this is? It's a Dustin Diamond webpage dedicated to Diamond's many, many, many, many, many queer fans!!! People come here to exchange homosexual fantasies about Diamond and the rest of the Saved By The Bell gang! In fact, if you haven't touched yourself in the last 24 hours while thinking impure thoughts about Diamond, then you probably shouldn't post here anymore - instead, you should post on a heterosexual Dustin Diamond webpage. This is primarily a queers-only forum!

- Kurt Steinberg