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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 28 Feb 2019 17:39:00 GMT
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 28 Feb 2019 11:54:41 GMT
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 27 Feb 2019 23:46:18 GMT
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 27 Feb 2019 23:44:49 GMT
Get a life idiots |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Feb 2019 22:06:54 GMT
Into this recently - https://www.avclub.com/dustin-diamond-s-behind-the-bell-1798226153 |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Feb 2019 20:45:27 GMT
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Feb 2019 19:44:26 GMT
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Feb 2019 18:45:43 GMT
Commenter. I have to admit that is a hot and searching question! For sure I would like to hear that response as soon as possible, as a matter of urgency |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Feb 2019 18:44:09 GMT
You Like to blast gas. Do tell, do you prefer to control the exhaust valve when you are farting, or do you prefer to drop it raw? Secondly, where do you prefer your lovers nose? Up against the cleft? Far enough back so they can see your brown eye, or mouth pressed up close to give you a Russian trombone? Get back to me soon buddy as I will likely post your response on the DD Queer fantasies board! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 27 Feb 2019 00:44:36 GMT
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 26 Feb 2019 09:33:46 GMT
Damn legend! A character from the 1929s has resurrected and challenging you to a fight! You sure have a way with long dead men! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 25 Feb 2019 09:04:06 GMT
yo this be Leroy the Nigger. i herd dat some muthafugga named legedn called me a nigger. u gone git a beating from ol leroy, yuz honkey biatch. lorey gone git hiz on yo white azz muthafugga. iz herd dat u be sayin raciss shiit on dis here web site and be gone to da jail soon. u gone room with ol leroy and iz gone teach u a lsesson!!!!1 yo azzhole gone pay muthafugga!!!!!!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 25 Feb 2019 04:13:12 GMT
Legend, I can’t believe you lost “biggest faggot” to Chris Burrous! I felt your overall body of work was much gayer then his. I think his death pushed him over the edge. I loved how they did a re-enactment of his last sexual encounter, and had Corky as his love interest, while they had you and Mongo re-enact one of your hot Pizza Hut encounters! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 25 Feb 2019 01:54:51 GMT
Legend, please confirm that you are up for an Oscar this evening? I think it’s awesome they have created a category for “biggest faggot”! You’re a total shoe in buddy!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:30:37 GMT
Soph 11:47 heading to prison. Will enjoy Leroy the nigger raping you. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 24 Feb 2019 11:47:20 GMT
Legend, why do you enjoy eating feces? What is it about a smelly turd that makes you feel hungry? Is it true that one of the available toppings at the Troy Little Caesar’s is a “meaty turd”?? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 24 Feb 2019 00:35:36 GMT
Nookie licked a goats asshole |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 24 Feb 2019 00:35:10 GMT
Corky is dead from Ebola |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 24 Feb 2019 00:34:50 GMT
Fags need to die |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 23:06:53 GMT
Legend, please confirm that Mongo was that werido’s gay lover and was really railing his ass when he died. An unknown fact is the coroner found amazingly high levels of methane in that guys blood! I know that’s from Mongo’s amazingly potent farts!! Please confirm that you were in the closet dressed as a gimp and spied on the entire encounter while massaging your tiny wiener! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 20:34:44 GMT
Legend, I heard a rumor that you were the queer with that demented news reporter when he died. How many drugs did you insert into your own anus that night? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 19:25:24 GMT
All going to prison. FBI notified. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 19:25:04 GMT
Rook 09:06 got aids from sex with a turtle and a giraffe |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 19:24:31 GMT
Soph 08:31 time for the octagon. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 09:06:34 GMT
Damn Soph 08:31 that is one true party animal! I bet he frequented this board and got some tips from Legend’s crazy sexual antics! Unfortunately for him he didn’t take classes in how to live the deviant lifestyle like Legend did, and it cost him his life. Legend, please create an online class for all of those super queers who need your tips on how to live the decadent queer lifestyle you do without dying! It would be a true public service. Also, please include a few spankworthy scenes of Mongo really giving it to you in the ass! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 08:31:17 GMT
Legend, I just read about a Los Angeles KTLA news anchor Chris Burrous who died last December after overdosing while apparently having rough anal sex with some random dude he met on a queer dating app. Apparently this guy was married to a woman and had a kid, yet he engaged in S&M with that random dude and also inserted a rock of crystal method right into his anus! That sicko reminds me of you as he liked to get down Troy-style!!!. Read about all of the nasty salacious details in this article: https://theblast.com/ktla-anchor-chris-burrous-died-overdose-crystal-meth-anus/ |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 05:28:09 GMT
Rook 08:04 Has jungle aids |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 05:27:22 GMT
Soph 10:03 reported to FBI |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Feb 2019 05:26:49 GMT
Soph 10:07 raped a goat and a turtle |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 10:07:32 GMT
Rookie (5:20), why do you hate the gay community? What have we ever done to you? And why do you routinely deny all of the homosexual activities we know you regularly engage in? |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 10:05:37 GMT
Rookie (00:42), I know I would pay big money for a hot calendar of Corky flexing his muscles while sitting on a toilet taking a dump! That would be so hot! It would also be awesome if Corky was standing up doing a posedown which wearing a diaper overflowing with dookie and urine!! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 10:03:03 GMT
Rookie (4:29), when does the new Magnum PI air? That’s great that Corky and A-Rod made an appearance! Did you ever see the episode of The A-Team in which Corky appeared as a drug smuggler? I think it originally aired in 1986. Corky was maybe 20 or 21 at the time and looked very buff with a hot body! He was wearing skin tight jeans and you could really see the outline of his massive package underneath those jeans! I don’t remember all of the details, but I’m pretty sure that Corky and Face pulled a train on Mr. T in a men’s room about halfway through the episode! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 08:04:01 GMT
Rook 05.20, I recently put up an item on eBay you may be interested in. It is an old life goes on calendar from 1992 where on the September page, completely out of keeping with the rest of the months,is a topless corky, Leaning back on a 1984 mercury cougar with his pringles can sized song peeking out of his breeches. I remember my dad seeing it and angrily taking it off me, calling it filth and taking it with him to the garage before locking the door. I found it again recently when clearing out on of his boxes. I have had it independently valued at over a million dollars! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 07:34:39 GMT
Pig Pen smells like shit |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 07:34:04 GMT
Corky’s ass fell off from aids |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 07:29:23 GMT
Corky gave Mongo and Nookie aids |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 05:20:59 GMT
Vet 10:06 going to jail |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 05:20:27 GMT
Fags need to jump in a volcano |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 05:20:04 GMT
Rook 06:59 Didn’t happen |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 00:42:58 GMT
Corky is a stud he should really sell some beefcake poster of himself for us raging queers! I’d love to see him oiled up and shirtless. Flexing his muscles. And possibly taking a dump. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 22 Feb 2019 00:41:20 GMT
Soph, 04:22 Corky’s latest idea is just another goldmine! I can’t wait to wear a sew through diaper so my lover can watch me expel piss and shit into it! A Rod is a terrible businessman who never understands Corky’s genius. He deserved to be ass raped and have his money stolen. By the time Corky has fully grown his empire he will be worth billions and A Rod will be broke! It will be awesome when A Rod has to beg Corky for a few bucks. I bet Corky will just rip a nasty fart in his face and tell him to “keep the change”! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Feb 2019 04:29:00 GMT
I was just watching the show Magnum PI (the current version) and found it boring until I saw Corky! He was lurking in the bushes going dookie and masturbating during a game of Hide and go Seek he was playing with A Rod. I’m not sure why the game was being played at the home of Magnum but it was, and all of a sudden A Rod appeared and yelled I found you. This startled lovable Corky who seemed to have totally forgotten he was playing Hide and go seek! Seconds later Corky went into a ‘tard rage and attacked A Rod and accused him of spying on him during a private moment. When A Rod tried to explain it was a game Corky sat on his head and began ripping ass. Magnum came around at this point and joined in when Corky began spitroasting A Rod. During the spitroasting Corky told Magnum how A Rod had been spying on him and Magnum said he had connections and would have A rod tossed in jail for that. They then blew their loads all over A Rod and after the cops came and drug A Rod to jail Corky and Magnum decided to get some ice cream. Unfortunately Magnum let Corky drive the Ferrari and Corky drive it right into a brick wall by the front gate. Corky then began yelling that Magnum had distracted him and gave him a very rough buttslamming. After jizzing on him Corky ran off into the mountains and the show ended. It was quite erotic. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 21 Feb 2019 04:22:15 GMT
Corky has invented a see-through diaper! It is bound to be a huge hit within the gay community! Corky was going dookie in A-Rod’s coat closet the other day when the idea came to him. Excited, be wiped his ass on A-Rod’s grey Armani suit, put on a new diaper, and ran down to the den where A-Rod was watching a basketball game with J-Lo. Corky told them about the see-through diaper idea and A-Rod replied that it was a stupid idea which nobody would want. When Corky heard A-Rod’s rude comment, he flew into a ‘tard rage! Corky kickedA-Rod in the Adam’s apple and then yanked down his Yankees uniform pants which A-Rod was wearing for some reason. Corky when started viciously butt-slamming A-Rod whole J-Lo watched while vigorously fingering herself! This went on for several more minutes as A-Rod moaned in ecstasy until he pulled out and jizzed on A-Rod’s head! J-Lo then passionately made out with Corky right in front of A-Rod to humiliate him. Corky and A-Rod then each pressed their bare asses up against A-Rod’s face and simultaneously ripped ass! Then Corky stole $3 million from A-Rod’s bank account to develop and market his see-through diapers! They are supposed to be on store shelves by mid-June!!!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Feb 2019 12:46:06 GMT
I personally enjoy it when legend and sophomore burst into the McDonald’s on Troy’s retail park and strip saucily to MJ’s ‘Dirty Diana’ there’s always flecks of bum juice flying about when he and mongo start gyrating that Most men cannot resist the urge to get their hands on them and roughly manhandle them! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Feb 2019 07:42:38 GMT
I have seen it! Every time the gas turns on, an lcd display boots up where different characters from the show ‘diffrnt strokes’ appear as 16 bit pixels telling legend how cool he is. After this, the theme tunes from gilmore girls, sbtb, life goes on, or man about the house play in order to whip up a sexual frenzy amongst the dudes who regularly huddle around the tank as well as the day trippers and out of towners |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Feb 2019 06:59:54 GMT
Legend, I have a lot of gas today. It’s truly ashame you aren’t here to sniff and huff it. Can you confirm that you have a tank outside your home that contains farts? Is it true that much like a propane delivery and bunch of obese men eating pepperoni pizza and Taco Bell come by every few weeks to fill your tank with farts? Is it true you use this constantly to arouse yourself into a fart frenzy? You truly are demented Legend. I believe Troy is the only city on earth that has a fart delivery service like that! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 19 Feb 2019 10:06:06 GMT
Legend, I need an anal tonguebath immediately! My anus has itched ever since I took a dump a few hours ago and I need you to lick doodoo particles out of my asscrack! Please also jerk me off while doing this. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Feb 2019 07:13:16 GMT
Legend and soph, I am a reporter for the Bangalore based Hindustan times and this board has millions of followers back in India. There are reams of fan fiction both online and in print of legend, nookie, corky and sophomore and my editor has asked if I can set up an interview? I would post a set of 5 questions if you could kindly answer them? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Feb 2019 06:39:35 GMT
Legend, please belch into my asshole. I will repay this by blasting ass in your face. I bet you’re turned on reading this aren’t you you goblin! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 19 Feb 2019 01:07:03 GMT
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 18 Feb 2019 21:15:53 GMT
Sick scumbags |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 Feb 2019 17:39:42 GMT
Soph, did you call the police on the end? What did they say? I sure hope they are taking your complaint seriously! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 Feb 2019 14:22:09 GMT
*peeks my bum cleft through the boards open window* ppfpffffffftttttthhhhtt quack! Quack! Pfffffttt.....*rubs bum hole on the curtain and withdraws bum cleft* |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 18 Feb 2019 08:47:20 GMT
Legend, hate crime proceedings have been initiated for your defamatory posts on this forum against the gay community. How dare you attack us for what we enjoy doing in our spare time? We were born this way and our lives should be celebrated. Why must you persist in negatively judging those of us who want some homosexual ass-play with a random stranger? We all have fantasies and this is normal. Just because it is my fantasy for you to tie me up naked and then lick my dirty anus for hours on end does not mean I deserve your scorn. I also fantasize about watching Corky from Life Goes On have anal sex with you before making you eat feces from his overflowed diaper. This really needs to be a judgement-free zone. I thought that we were past this as a society... |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 18 Feb 2019 03:13:34 GMT
Deranged morons. Mrs. Peabody here once again. Today I was at Walmart with my sister doing our weekly shopping. I rounded an aisle and of course found your previous Legend on his knees trying to belch into the asshole of every man who tried to walk past him. It was repulsive. When he saw me he just grinned and began grabbing his crotch, before belching loudly into an obese mans anus. Then an elderly man riding a cart came by. Legend lifted the man off his seat and belched loudly into his asshole. The man began protesting and beating Legend with a cane, but Legend continued on belching in his anus until the old man had a heart attack and collapse. Of course a few demented weirdos enjoyed these ass belches and got aroused and farted into a Legends mouth which of course is what he wanted. He is a disgrace to Troy and everyone here needs to stop talking about him. |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 18 Feb 2019 00:04:00 GMT
You all will be going to jail |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 18 Feb 2019 00:01:39 GMT
06;42 that's not even funny I'm reporting you |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 18 Feb 2019 00:01:07 GMT
Rookie you are sick in the head |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 17 Feb 2019 22:19:29 GMT
Legend, you stink. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Feb 2019 10:02:14 GMT
Legend, there have been a voluminous amount of hot spankworthy posts during the past few days! How many times have you masturbated vigorously during the past week while fantasizing about the queer stories posted here? I bet your computer keyboard is coated in your semen right now!!! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 17 Feb 2019 06:42:41 GMT
hi mr. legend, my name is billy. i am 13 years old. i met u at a rest stop in ohio last summer. u were peeing at the urinal next to me. u kept staring at my peepee and said u liked it. then u started sucking my peepee. my peepee got hard and then u put in in ur butthole. i thought it was gross at first but then it felt good and i came in ur butt. i want u to know that my peepee was itchy so i went to the doctor. i have herpees. u should go to see the doctor, u faget!!!!!1 |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 23:39:47 GMT
Buuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppp! Soph 09:43. There was a bit of a mess, but that’s normal for one of my truck parties. I just hose the cab out in the truckers wash bay, wash everything down with bleach, and I’m good to go. That Bartman character did a pretty good job gobbling up all the feces and jizz, so it was an easy cleanup. |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 09:43:27 GMT
Pig Pen, what a fantastic story! Did you and Rizzo make a mess inside your cab? Did you get any doo doo or jizz on the seat? If so, did that Bartman character lick the seat clean??? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 08:17:46 GMT
Buuuuurrrrpppppp! Pig Pen here boys. Last night good ole Pig Pen had a nice little Valentines Day party. I had parked my big rig at a fine truck stop. I was a little bummed I didn’t have anyone to take in the noxious farts I’d been ripping since eating an all you can eat bufffet 6 hours earlier. To my surprise once I opened the door the stench of my cab immediately attracted these two dudes who were in an old Geo Metro. One was named Anthony Rizzo and the other was his boyfriend Steve Bartman. They asked if they could join me in my cab and I said yes. Then things got interesting. It was obvious Bartman was a total weirdo and he was huffing the air trying to breath in every fart molecule. They explained they were enroute to Arizona where Anthony plays baseball. Anthony was eating a large deep dish pepperoni pizza and offered me a slice. He then ripped a ridiculously loud fart in Bartman’s face causing Bartman to moan. Bartman then pulled down our pants and began tounging both our assholes. He was a total pro! We then crawled into the sleeper compartment and I ripped a massive fart causing the entire cab to stink. That Bartman guy began moaning again and the Rizzo guy began buttslamming him while continuing to chow down on some pizza. I got in front of Bartman’s face and ripped a mighty blast, then felt Bartman expertly tounging my asshole. I felt a bit of a rumbling in my belly and instantly decided to go with it. Seconds later I was releasing a massive diarrhea spray right into Bartman’s face. It was an amazing release and included some enormous farts. Bartman by now was moaning as he gobbled up all my dookie. Bartman then began sucking me off and I found myself being part of a nice spitroasting. Minutes later Anthony and I jizzed all over Bartman. Anthony then presented me with a heart shaped box of chocolates and he and Bartman wished me a happy Valentines Day before joining hands and skipping away. Just another day in the life of a trucker! Ughgghhh! I just lost a load writing about that amazing encounter! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 16 Feb 2019 01:47:09 GMT
Legend, there is no reason to be embarrassed that you enjoy huffing another mans exhuast. It’s not for me personally, but I do love ripping backfires into my lovers faces. I think you need to come clean on here and admit to all of your demented behaviors. Your enjoyment of farts is well documented as is your proclivity to then have a seizure and jizz your pants. I say whatever makes you happy buddy. |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 22:17:59 GMT
Alex is trapped in the closet |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 22:16:48 GMT
Gays think it's ok to screw little kids thats sick you probably are all lazy and fat |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 22:15:16 GMT
You are all sick evil |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 19:46:34 GMT
Rook (16:00), I’m a giver, not a receiver of farts during my gay encounters. The thought of someone farting in my face doesn’t turn me on. However, I enjoy doing the farting! The mere thought of humiliating my lover by farting in his face and making him smell it is a huge turn-on for me! Once I entered this scene, it initially shocked me that so many gay guys, like Legend and A-Rod, actually enjoy being in the receiving end of this! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 19:06:00 GMT
I just watched “Bohemian Rhapsody” last night. There’s actually a scene where Freddy Mercury is talking on a public phone outside of a men’s room at a truck stop. All of a sudden, a truck driver parks his Mack truck and is eyeballing Freddy Mercury as he walks over to the men’s room and Freddy looks over curiously! It isn’t clear whether Freddy Mercury followed that horny trucker into the men’s room that time, although obviously he did so with many other gay dudes over the years as he eventually died from AIDS. Legend, please regale us with your own tales of rest stop love with horny truck drivers! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 16:06:20 GMT
Oooof! That is one hell of a conundrum for soph! I know what a rod would say - if he ever had balls out of his mouth that is! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 16:00:12 GMT
Soph 07.45, I was reading your post then a super urgent, pressing issue cam to mind. Would you prefer to huff a fart from a clean ass, perhaps with a hint of cologne, a baked ass that has been strutting all day in acid washed jeans, or a juicy smooth bubble butt, just taken out of a diaper with a smear of Hershey’s looking diarrhoea? Get back to me soon! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 09:26:49 GMT
Rookie that is super steamy! Didn’t mr bending once served up hound dog at a thanksgiving dinner years ago as well? I recall the episode having slater and Zack pounding at screeches anus and giving him a lesson in etiquette that time as well. It was a hot episode! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 08:09:04 GMT
Damn Soph that is a super erotic offer you gave Legend. Hopefully he responds in the affirmative and allows you to tape and distribute that hot action! Today I watched a Valentines Special of ‘Love in Bayside’! In it Mr. Belding cooks up Screech a lovely valentines dinner while Screech is hard at work smelling the farts and being a human urinal for the students of Bayside High! When he gets home he is so happy when Mr. B tells him he’s cooked a special Valentines Dinner. Mr. B then brings out a covered silver platter. Mr. B was wearing an amazing tuxedo top with no pants on. When Screech took off the cover he was shocked to see that Mr. B had once again cooked up the latest version of Screech’s beloved Hound Dog! Mr. B began laughing hysterically while Screech began crying. Mr. B then told Screech that would teach Hound Dog a lesson for crapping in his slippers. Mr. B then ripped a wet fart in Screech’s face before ripping off his Zubaz pants and having some hot Valentines Day buttsex, shredding Screech’s anus in the process. What lovebirds!! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 07:45:05 GMT
Legend, I want to film a video of us with a high definition video camera. In the video, I am just eaten 8 greasy tacos from Taco Bell and I’m starting to get indigestion and have gas. I walk into your studio apartment and you are waiting for me naked - your baby dick is standing at attention. Then you lay down on your couch with your face pointing toward the ceiling and I drop my pants and then squat over your face bare-assed. Then I slowly start to expel a meaty turd into your mouth! When the turd is halfway out of my butthole, I rip a ridiculously loud and heinous-smelling fart! The turd lands in your mouth as your are coated with a thick film of diarrhea! Then I rip several more farts in your face which you deeply inhale! Then your mouth starts salivating as you are in homosexual ecstasy while sniffing my fart! You then jizz your pants from all of the homosexual fun you are having and then pull off your pants and beg me for some hot anal and say that you need my seed! Then I insert my erect penis into your anus and start pumping away...UUGGHH!!! I just blew my load!!!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 15 Feb 2019 05:13:09 GMT
Legend, you stood me up at the Arby’s! And on Valentine’s Day!! Now my ass is super itchy and has flies circling it you bastard. Are you too good for your fans now that you got back your Legend moniker? You better meet me behind the Edward Jones in two hours so you can take care of my penis and ass needs! Don’t be late Legend. |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 21:30:25 GMT
Sane old assholes saying the sane gay shit faggots are evil |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 21:29:47 GMT
Gays are a problem |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 18:25:26 GMT
Mmmmm! this is milo the janitor. !this hot news makes me gotsta drop trou! I GOTSTA drop trou!!! you hip L? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 16:46:26 GMT
Hey mahng! This is cholo, lover of the brown baron (not to be confused with screech’s mid noughties nickname) and we both want to congratulate big legend on his status. Drop one for me baby! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 16:24:16 GMT
Damn legend! This is demanding! How did you get your mojo back? Was it when you welded a cheese cutter to your ass so your stools could split in two on your lovers face during intercourse? It was one of the most erotic things I ever saw when you bent over to show that shiny metallic contraption up your ass! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 16:16:26 GMT
Chad? Chad! This is your mother! Know I hear you are calling Yourself legend and going with men 4 times your age? Your father, myself and your gran are very |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:21:57 GMT
This is the ghost of Hugo chavez. I don’t usuallyPost on this side of the board but be it know. This is big news! Well done legend, now let me see your balloon knot Ghirl! I’m rabid! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:16:25 GMT
This is indeed a red letter day for Troy and legend. Congrats bud! Now let me hog tie you and beat your bum cheeks red raw! Goldberg |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:15:25 GMT
Kenneth here, you guys suck, but we’ll done legend! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 12:57:44 GMT
Rocco here, well done legend, you are a credit to Troy. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 12:53:20 GMT
Everyone, this is the mayor. Look smart! I hear corky is going to make a historic comment on this board later today on legends new found status. This is certInly an honour, both for the board and for legend. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 12:51:47 GMT
Legend this is a middle manageratedward Jones called Clive. Remember when you looked after me during my diarrhoea illness? You were so kind to follow me everywhere on all fours and let me rip deuce on your bird chest. I’m so proud of your new status! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 12:50:10 GMT
Awww gee boss, you said I had a job for life! I’ve been doing what you want since 1998 and now you are ready to fire me? Zoinks! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 12:45:41 GMT
Coo-ee! It’s R. Constant here to say hi to legend after hearing all this hullabaloo! I’m so jealous of your fame right now hun! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 12:40:28 GMT
Hey hey hey what’s going On here?! This is the big bopper checking in to congratulate legend on His status. There’s an opening Coming Up as my assistant soon if you are interested? Don’t keep me hanging boy! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 11:55:36 GMT
Legend, this is the guild of janitors and we have just heard the great news. Congratulations buddy! When is the big party as we have a rotating wheels, bum sized glory hold, hose, zubaz and a mixtape of sbtb, Zak attack, eerie Indiana and power rangers tunes for this special event! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 11:53:30 GMT
Wow, this is ass plunderer, I have just been told by the chief Of police that legend is now ‘legend’ again! Is it true?!? I think we need to lock him up for revealing his final form! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 09:50:35 GMT
Legend woah you are back! Why is that radiant glow around you? Am I in the presence of stickiness? I need to know, how did you become a legend again? Bartman is here next to me convulsing in his loose y fronts!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 07:53:38 GMT
Legend. All these studs are after you but I have a better offer! I’d like to dress up in full leather, then get on my Harley and back it onto your crotch. I’d then hold I’m the breaks and do a massive burnout right on your cock, tearing through your pants and shredding your dick! There would be smoke, burnt rubber, and burnt dick! I would then hang my ass off the bike and take a dump on your burnt up crotch before burning out one last time and driving away. Let me know if this tickles your fancy Legend! Let’s hook up! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 05:44:52 GMT
Legend I must have you. You are far too good for Mongo. I would like to spend the weekend with you at a truck stop bathroom, exploring our every carnal delight, and me dousing you with diarrhea and piss. Let me know how we can make this happen. I think I’m falling in love with you. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 05:37:01 GMT
Legend, please meet me in the Arby’s bathroom tonight before your date with Mongo. I need my penis and ass needs serviced! I will be in the first stall, and will greet you with an enormous diarrhea blast the moment you enter! Form there you may go to town tounging my filthy anus! See you tonight! |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 02:12:38 GMT
You all are sick in the head |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 02:12:19 GMT
23:35 you are a rappist |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 14 Feb 2019 02:11:34 GMT
I would love to see you go to jail |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 23:35:50 GMT
Legend, I would love to spray diarrhea all over your face during some hot, kinky homosexual sex! |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:31:14 GMT
Alex is a idiot |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:27:17 GMT
21:25 you are sick in the head |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:26:25 GMT
21:25 you gays think it's ok to screw little kids that's sick keep your hands to your self scumbag |
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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:25:20 GMT
Scumbags |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:25:17 GMT
Just got off a conference call with John madden, a-rod, Jason heuwars and Kevin james. They have told the Troy mayor that ‘legend’ no longer deserves his monicker. It has been months since he posted as ‘legend’ and it looks like he will lose his fame and celebrity. Shame, as this board was getting juicy :( |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 16:52:18 GMT
04:41 you are sexual harassment written all over it |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 16:51:50 GMT
04:41 you make no sense |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 16:50:12 GMT
You all need to grow up you all.are gross |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 16:40:29 GMT
Yes he does. Mongo has previously been engaged around 10-15 tines, most recently to two men at the same time! They were older me who drove an ‘82 Chevy camaro and were folk singers. Rumour is that Corky has rejected each blessing violently! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 12:12:59 GMT
And doesn’t he have to ask for corkys blessing first? Being mongos uncle? (And lover) |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 12:11:59 GMT
Rook that is one hot gift. I can imagine when legend takes mongo to the dance ( in the adult rec centre ‘sunshine group ball’ at lunchtime) the necklace will slowly melt, staining his gilet and blue T-shirt. I for one, would not be able to contain my animal list if I was legend! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 05:16:14 GMT
Legend can you confirm that for Valentines you have made Mongo a necklace made of rolled up balls of your shit? Is it true you are preparing to ask him to marry you when you give it to him? You are truly a Casanova Legend! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 04:41:12 GMT
Legend, I am not surprised that you have been demoted to Rookie status again. And we have taken screenshots of your anti-gay slurs! Just because it is my gay fantasy to to fart in your mouth while you tongue my anus doesn’t give you the right to slander us by calling us “fags.” How dare you! Enjoy though you were a big Obama supporter, you certainly are not very welcoming of members of the gay community |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 04:31:38 GMT
03:56 Fag POS time for the octagon |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 04:31:00 GMT
23:17 Fags need to be tossed in a volcano |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 04:30:34 GMT
Screenshot. FBI notified. All going to prison. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 13 Feb 2019 03:56:00 GMT
Legend I have a business matter I’d like to discuss. I am currently having issues with my septic tank. I got a quote a new one, and let’s just say for the price thet want I could keep myself in gay porn and KY jelly for the rest of my life! I came up with an amazing idea. Instead of paying for pricey septic tank repairs you can be my septic system! You could lay outside my home under the sewer pipes and gobble up all my waste! I would be willing to occasionally get you an Arby’s feces burger for your services. I bet this offer is turning you on. Get back to me soon! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 23:17:28 GMT
Legend, where are you taking Mongo for dinner on Valentine’s Day? Will it be a romantic lover’s dinner at the Chuck E. Cheese’s in Springfield, Ohio and then then rough anal sex at the bottom of the ball slide? |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 18:35:34 GMT
Oook ahhh ehhhhhh 💩 🦍 |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 11:25:56 GMT
And mango and mongo! I demand you treat me as your own personal toilet roll. Two ply, soft textured and perfumes for your comfort! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 11:24:21 GMT
Diarrhoea, not forehead! I am so busy losing load after load and going cross eyed gripping my beanus that I cannot type straight! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 11:16:34 GMT
This urine slide....has potential. I went to Oklahoma once and partook in a diarrhoea slide - the stench was foul as multitudes of rowdy truckers and overweight middle aged blokes who had recently turned gay frolicked in the stench. Admittedly it was only a small slide and it flowed into an outdoor chlorinated pool which disgusted the locals and they threw the men out. A city like Troy shouldn’t be subject to the same illiberal harassment about their sexuality! Set up a forehead slide alongside the urine slide and I assure you - convoy afterconvoy of middle aged dude will descend on the strawberry festival |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 08:41:14 GMT
Legend, I would like to take you up on your offer to mix it up in the octogon. I propose a wrestling match where where we each wear g-strings while buttplugs are in our anuses. I will pin you and then will pull down my g-string to teabag you while farting in your face. After you’ve sufficiently tongued my anus and inhaled numerous wet farts, we can have hot anal until I blow my load into you! Are you rock hard while reading this??? I sure am - UUUGGGHHJJ!!!’ I just blew my load... |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 08:14:21 GMT
2:50 was gunned down today trying to kill corky and a goat |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 07:54:51 GMT
02:50 you are a worthless lying sack of gay dog shit |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 02:50:27 GMT
Legend, can you confirm that the Troy Chamber of Commerce plans on prominently featuring you in an advertisement for the city? Can you confirm that will be using a picture of you fellating a bum behind a dumpster, while another bum farted on your head? Is it true the tag line for this amazing ad will be “Come get your cock sucked by Legend, only in amazing Troy, Ohio”. That’s a surefire winner Buddy! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 00:19:50 GMT
21:06 I'll beat your ass faggot liberal POS |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 00:19:03 GMT
Fags need to be dropped in the ocean |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 12 Feb 2019 00:18:44 GMT
The m and m boys mongo and mango fukked 08:44 in the ass then all where shot to death fags are evil |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 11 Feb 2019 08:44:52 GMT
Legend, I’m looking forward to riding on the new “Urine Slide” at the Troy Aquatic Park in the spring! According to industry publications, the liquid on the slide and in the pool at the end comprises 3% purified water and 97% piss! The gay community spoke and the Troy Aquatic Park management listened! It will be a huge hit!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Feb 2019 06:23:20 GMT
Stay away from my water park fags |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Feb 2019 06:23:05 GMT
Fags need to move to China |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Feb 2019 06:22:40 GMT
23:48 we are going to to fight in the octagon. I’m going to put you in a wheelchair |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:54:30 GMT
20:21 is a huge fag |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:53:59 GMT
21:06 licked a goats taint |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Feb 2019 00:53:27 GMT
23:48 Stay out of my business. I’ll curb stomp your old crusty ass. Fags suck. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 23:48:17 GMT
You people need to stop all this nonsense. Mrs. Peabody here. Today I was driving my car down Main Street to go visit my sister. I saw your fancy pants Legend. He wasn’t wearing a shirt, and had on one of those Mexican Sombrero’s. He was eating a giant turd out of the buttocks of an enormous black was the most disturbing sight I’ve ever seen. I nearly lost control of my car! When I reported this incident to the police I could hear the officer talking to me unzip his pants and begin fondling himself! What kind of world do we live in! Please stop encouraging Legend! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 21:06:04 GMT
Legend you should be pretty grateful for that $5 tip! Everyone knows you normally eat ass for free! I want to take a dump in your mouth. Let me know your scheduled buddy. |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 20:08:08 GMT
Alex owns a bunch of gyms so he can have gay sex |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 20:07:28 GMT
Fukk Alex he is gay |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 20:07:07 GMT
03:54 I'll beat your ass fag boy |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 20:06:22 GMT
LGBT community is sick |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 10 Feb 2019 03:54:48 GMT
I was driving my Kenworth hauling logs across Ohio when I stopped at the Speedway gas station on Main Street in Troy a few hours ago. A young man in tight pink yoga pants and a faux fur jacket pranced over and asked if I needed a fill-up. Strange, as I didn't think it was a full-service gas station. The young man said that his nickname was "Legend" and that he offered a wide range of services, from filling up a gas tank, to washing my windshield, to munching on my butthole. I am a long-haul trucker and often drive 14-hours a day. As such, I sit on my butt all day and it does get sore. So even though I''m not gay, I allowed this Legend character to lick my butthole and he did like an expert - he must have a PhD in anus licking Dayton Community College or something like that! He even inhaled a loud fart I accidentally unleashed in his face. After several minutes, Legend had filled up my truck with diesel, washed my windshield, tongued my butthole, and inhaled several nasty farts! Legend had also made me lose a couple loads of semen! So I paid my gas bill and gave Legend a nice crisp $5 bill for his services! He's a great gas station attendant! I gave that Speedway a 5-star Yelp rating! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Feb 2019 20:51:02 GMT
Rookie, Burger King is such an innovative company and they obviously know how to cater to the gay community! They probably did some market-testing to know this would be a successful idea before they implemented it. I’m sure there will be a Harvard Business School case study in this Burger King strategy in Troy! The Troy McDonalds is supposed to release a new menu item on Feb 15th called the “McAnus Special”! I’m not sure what is in that item, but I’m sure Legend is really looking forward to it! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Feb 2019 07:34:34 GMT
Tonight I was waiting in line at the Troy Burger King Drive Through. Legend was in front of me and wasn’t in a car. He was wearing a pink mesh top and some shit crusted sweat pants. I didn’t hear what he ordered and placed my order then followed him around to the window. At the window I saw Legend give someone a few dollars. Then an enormous ass came from inside the restaurant and was partially out of the drive through window. Legend turned his face towards the ass. I then heard a huge fart and Legend immediately fell to the ground and began convulsing and jizzed his pants. He laid there for awhile which annoyed me. I began beeeping my horn and after a few minutes he crawled out of the drive through lane. I then got my order and left. I had never heard of someone ordering up a fart at a Burger King window but it seems one can in Troy! Legend is truly a raging faggot! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 09 Feb 2019 07:29:12 GMT
Wow! Soph 06:45 that is one hot story! A Rod is a total idiot for thinking that an “ass massage” involved Corky rubbing his ass and giving him pleasure. He should know by now that Corky is the only one who is allowed any pleasure during their hot lovemaking sessions! A Rod is lucky enough that Corky provides him with some hot farts! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 09 Feb 2019 06:45:58 GMT
For his Cristmas present, Corky told A-Rod he was going to give him an “ass massage.” When A-Rod heard this, his eyes lit up and he got a big smile on face as he was so happy! A-Rod quickly dropped his pants so that Corky could massage his ass. When Corky saw this he got really mad and kicked A-Rod up the ass before shoving his urine and dookie-soaked diaper into A-Rod’s face! Corky then pressed his bare ass up against A-Rod’s face and ripped ass! Corky then started running his stinky unwashed ass crack all over A-Rod’s chest and head, ripping wet farts every couple seconds! Corky asked A-Rod how he liked his ass massage as he continued to rub his ass against A-Rod! Corky then ripped off A-Rod’s underwear before having rough anal sex, tearing A-Rod’s anus in the process!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 08 Feb 2019 07:51:02 GMT
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 08 Feb 2019 03:01:57 GMT
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp!! Vet 07:58 I cannot wait for the Strawberry Festival! From stories and pictures I’ve seen last year Legend jammed 1,000’s of strawberries up his asshole then shoved a pipe up his ass. The pipe was connected to a fountain. Legend then let loose a massive shit which caused the fountain to spray red shit water everywhere! I’ve heard tales of up to a million strawberries were up his ass, but I’m certain that is an exaggeration. I can’t wait to attend the strawberry festival so I can see Legend’s wild antics. I’ve heard that many “chocolate covered strawberries” can be found, each one lovingly coated in diarrhea and ass juice. I called today and was able to reserve a spot in a gas station bathroom where I was assured a lot of “hot action” would be taking place! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 07 Feb 2019 09:23:57 GMT
5 or 6 puerto ricans * |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 07 Feb 2019 09:23:00 GMT
I’m going! For those who don’t know, last years event was where legend first moved to ‘sophomore’ status from rookie. It was his first backdoor Burger King gangbang with 5 or 6 pier to rivals and an elderly, obese guy that looked like Raymond from ‘sister sister’ there is still some spanktastic footage on youporn of it. I hear legend will be holding a solemn rememberance service of this deed at 12pm on the first day. I, along with dozens of others at my trailer park in Alberto will be in attendance |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 07 Feb 2019 07:58:53 GMT
Hey gang, is anyone else planning on attending the Troy Strawberry Festival on June 1st and 2nd this year? I heard that last year Legend dressed up as a strawberry and has hot anal sex near the fountain. I’m sure that the 2019 celebration will be off the hook! https://www.troystrawberryfest.com |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 07 Feb 2019 07:51:55 GMT
I wonder whether any queers eat special food before hooking up with Legend for a hot rim job. Taco Bell is obviously a very popular food to eat as it is practically guaranteed to cause the production of watery diarrhea. However, I have found that drinking cheap beer can also give me gas and think it would be hot to drink a few Pabst Blue Ribbon beers before ripping ass in Legend’s face while he’s tonguing my anus. I sometimes also get gas from overeating spaghetti in a bolognese sauce. I’ve also found that eating thick deep dish pepperoni pizza before hooking up with Legend cause also give me serious gas. The mere thought of ripping incredibly noxious wet farts in Legend’s face as he’s tonguing my anus really turns me on! And as Greg Goldberg and Noah would attest, Legend loves it as well! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 07 Feb 2019 04:09:53 GMT
Legend sure does enjoy having dirty sex at filthy gas stations! Every time I’ve filled up my car at a Troy area gas station and have used the men’s room, I’m practically overcome by the stench of urine and feces after opening the bathroom door. I think that instead of mopping the floor with a bucket of soap and water, Troy janitors instead clean the men’s rooms by peeing on the floor. I’m not sure how that cleans anything, although it certainly does make those bathrooms reek of piss! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 07 Feb 2019 01:18:56 GMT
Today I saw Legend and Mongo at the gas station. They were tickling each other and farting on each other. Then Mongo bent Legend over and shoved a gas pump into Legend’s anus! He pumped about a half gallon of gasoline into Legends asshole, then set it on fire! Legend being spraying liquid fire from his asshole while dancing around in pain. He was screaming at Mongo to help him, so Mongo did by pissing all over him. Finally the fire was out but Legend was pretty burned up! Mongo then went inside to get some candy while Legend laid on the ground moaning in pain. He saw me watching and begged me to fart in his face. I don’t like Legend so I declined and left. It was funny to watch those two lovebirds in action! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 06 Feb 2019 16:12:07 GMT
Don’t talk to me BB me and Carl are over. I don’t want to talk about it, are all men such jerks? I’m going to go straight, I no longer like men in tight shorts and cute little tops |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 06 Feb 2019 08:48:31 GMT
Damn Rook 05:48 that story gave me a raging hard on! Legend is one demented faggot! It’s amazing how the most demented in the queer population are the most attracted to other dudes nasty farts! I’m still surprised that with Legend it causes convulsions and seizures! I wonder how much brain damage he’s suffered? He’s posts on here lead me to believe he functions at about a second grade level! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 06 Feb 2019 05:48:47 GMT
Fellow faggots, I went up with Legend last night in an Exxon gas station men’s room. He gave me so much pleasure when he licked my anus - after about ten minutes of this, he begged me to do him in his ass! I complied and blew a huge load of semen onto his butthole! Then I pulled out and ripped multiple stinky wet farts in his face until he fell over and had a seizure from the exquisite pleasure he was receiving! He’s a sicko!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 06 Feb 2019 00:48:03 GMT
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp! Fellow deranged ass goblins. Pig Pen here! I just got my hog sucked at the Iowa 80 truck stop! Some guy wearing a diaper and a crappy pink mesh jersey with “Legend” on the back of it! The guy told me he was a huge fan of this board and of “Legend”. Once he sucked me off I farted in his mouth and he fell out of my truck cab, onto the ground, then began jizzing his pants! Legend, you have at least one fan! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 05 Feb 2019 20:21:28 GMT
So how did it go Kenneth? B.B. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 05 Feb 2019 05:02:01 GMT
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppp! Pig Pen here fellow Corky lovers. On a recent cross country run I picked up a lovable ‘tard who was hitch hiking. We got to talking (he mostly grunted) and found that we both enjoy Corky brand diapers! Next thing I knew things got busy in the sleeper compartment of my cab! I was getting my ass tounged while ripping ass. Then next thing I knew I was getting manhandled by Mongoloid Mike! He then disappeared into the night. It was a short lived but highly erotic love affair. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 14:22:43 GMT
Kenneth, this is the brown baron. My advise is that you do not rush it. It should happen naturally. Try eating greasy food the night before you invite your lover off, then ten minutes before he knocks, expel your bowels in a slapdash and messy way around the rim and up the sides of the toilet bowl; do not flush! When he arrives this should drive him wild, then take this opportunity to drop Trou in front of him and reveal some soiled corky diapers. It works on vanilla bro’s all the time. Lemme know how you get on! |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 12:05:41 GMT
17:52 posted pics of gay Nazis and shit |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 12:04:06 GMT
10:25 cops are coming for you're gay ass |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 10:25:37 GMT
We aim to reply within 24 hours of your initial query. |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 10:25:07 GMT
This is legebds PA. he hired me because he is too busy putting on events and servicing the needs of his city and because I am a hot shot comms graduate. My uncle used to date legend and recommended him and boy am I happy! Sophomore, your query has been fielded and I would Like to enquire whether this includes the cheese under your bellend? |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 08:38:51 GMT
Legend, I want you to consume every waste product produced by my body! Every time I fart, I want to look down and see you inhaling it! Every time I take a dump or piss, I want it to be into your mouth or at least somewhere on your head! Every time I jerk off to gay porn, I want to jizz in your face!Every time I get sick and puke, I want you to eat it as your meal! I know that your beloved Hillary Clinton would approve of these environmentally friendly actions by you. Let’s have dirty sex in one of the many fine Troy gay bathhouses soon! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 08:25:06 GMT
Buuuuurrrrrpppppp! Kenneth you rectal wart! I believe Corky was reminding us this board is for discussing his boyfriend A Rod, not Legend! I’m just about to hit the road after a wonderful weekend in Troy. Ugggghh. I just shit my pants! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 06:56:46 GMT
....by the way, do you have any tips on being intimate with a man for the first time? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 Feb 2019 06:55:58 GMT
Corky. Your nephew is dating legend, so why are you calling him your man? It’s not worth breaking a beautiful relationship up just for sex hun.my name is Kenneth and I am with Carl, my soulmate. We still haven’t made love as he said he wants the first time to be special. Anyhoo, I am off for a soy latte now. Tell pigpen if you see him, he can go to hell! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 03 Feb 2019 02:01:31 GMT
DIS iS CoRKY! stoP TaKiNG boAT LiGEnd. he IZ a FaGGIt! DiS is OnlY Fo TaLK boAT MY MaN! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 02 Feb 2019 20:24:42 GMT
Legend, I am a reporter and am tracing down a story involving Virginia Governor Ralph Northam. You may be aware he is involved in a scandal where a photo of has been found on his medical school yearbook page where two men posed for a picture. One in blackface and the other in a KKK outfit. I have sources that tell me during this period you and the Governor were hot lovers and it was you in blackface, while Northam was in the KKK costume. I believe there are further, more erotic picture to be found that will show moments after that picture Northam bent you over and went to town on your ass before ripping a mighty fart in your face! Do you admit or deny these amazing allegations? |
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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 02 Feb 2019 12:29:07 GMT
Legend, I could use an anal tongue bath right about now. I've had some type of intestinal flu which is causing me to go diarrhea constantly. Instead of using a toilet, I would expel the contents of my colon into your mouth. I think it would be good for the environment and reduce my carbon footprint to go doodoo in your mouth. Can you eat out an anus as well as someone from Dayton? It's time to put you to the test and prove that Troy is gayer than Dayton! I think I'm falling in love with you |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 02 Feb 2019 05:44:07 GMT
Legend are you attempting to set up a UFC fight against an old lady? Just because she got mad you tounged her dogs anus? You are really weird. |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 02 Feb 2019 01:15:26 GMT
Rookie let's set up a ufc fight you coward |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 02 Feb 2019 01:13:41 GMT
At least one of you cretins has a brain. This is once again Mrs. Peabody. Why after reading the police chiefs posts praising Legend and admitting to having homosexual relations with him would I expect the Troy police to do anything about Legend licking my dogs behind?! I have lived in Troy for over 50 years and it used to be a nice town. Now it’s a den of debauchary with all kinds of seedy antics going on in every nook and cranny of this town! Legend has only sped this decay up as he has taken what used to occur behind closed doors out into the open! The last thing the few normal remaining citizens of Troy need are idiots on the internet holding that deranged, unemployed, loser, as some kind of hero! |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 02 Feb 2019 01:12:30 GMT
Sophomore is disgusting they are a POS |
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 02 Feb 2019 01:11:23 GMT
Screen shot all going to jail |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 01 Feb 2019 08:41:15 GMT
Mrs Peabody, I am a Canadian called rick bawls. You are barking up the wrong tree if you think they will do anything. Get out of Troy! It is a big military industrial complex of flaming Liberace men who have took over the turn. Look on this board! The university primarily focuses on anus based degrees, the police officers investigate bum crimes as a priority and the majority of men are in the fire service. You cannot sin, especially when the high street has 5 Edward Jones shops in a row and the other 99% of retail space is reserved for fast food stops. Open your eyes! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 01 Feb 2019 08:20:54 GMT
Mrs Peabody, have you went to the police? Although I live in Wyoming, I understand that this is a matter for the authorities? |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 01 Feb 2019 07:00:43 GMT
Dear deranged weirdos. My name is Mrs. Peabody. I want to complain about you idiots holding up this buffoon Legend as some kind of hero. Today I was walking my golden retriever. I stopped so my dog could relieve himself and heard a car pull up aside of us. As my dog took a dump I heard the cars door open then I saw the poofy headed jackass you call Legend. He first gobbled up my dogs fresh feces, then began licking my dogs asshole! My dog barked and squealed in displeasure as this deranged maniac licked my dogs asshole!! He then began convulsing and rolled around on the ground. It was obvious he was fully aroused and jizzed his pants! I yanked my dog by his leash and we ran away. Please stop praising this monster! Every normal human in Troy hates him!! |
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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 01 Feb 2019 03:53:24 GMT
Last night I was lurking until in the alley behind the Edward Jones hoping to hookup with a bum. The cold weather made it slim pickings. Then a crappy Gremlin showed up and out popped Legend and Mongo! I peered from behind the dumpster as I watched Mongo spray water on Legend causing him to freeze up in a coating of ice! Then Mongo ripped the rusty antenna off Legend’s car and began whipping him with it, smashing the ice. Legend moaned in some weird delight. Mongo then dropped his pants and sprayed diarrhea all over Legend, creating a human diarrhea popsicle! By this time I was jerking off furiously as Mongo really went to town whipping Legend again with the car antennna. Mongo then bent over and ripped a heinous fart right in Legends face melting some of the diarrhea ice and causing Legend to go into convulsions then jizzing his pants! This cracked the remainder of the ice. I myself jizzed all over the side of the dumpster. The two lovebirds then got back in the Gremlin and drove away! It was extremely erotic! Thanks Legend! |
