Saturday, December 19, 2015

Image from a SBTB Storyboard!

I heard that the following image was taken from a storyboard for an episode from the 7th season of Saved By The Bell: The New Class.  Apparently the scene called for a transfer student to pull down his pants so that Screech could tongue his anus.  However, the protagonist was to rip a powerful fart in Screech's face before the anus tonguing was to begin!  I bet that greedy fart sniffer, Dustin Diamond, wrote the script for this episode!

Does anyone else have additional information regarding whether this really was from a SBTB storyboard?



Thursday, May 07, 2015

Demented Weirdos Caught Hanging Out in Outhouse Toilets

I recently heard about a couple weirdos who were arrested after being caught hanging out in the toilet water in outhouses. Apparently they wanted to stand in the filthy water while random strangers pissed and shit on them! Both of these demented freaks make me think of Screech, as it sounds like something he would have done on Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

The first story is about Gary Moody, a man arrested in 2005 in New Hampshire:

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet


POSTED: 4:56 pm EDT June 28, 2005
UPDATED: 6:18 pm EDT June 28, 2005

ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.

Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.

"It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material."

Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn.

"He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.

Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there.

"I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said.

Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.

The second story is about Donald H. Baker, a man arrested in 1987 in California:

My Two Cents
by Hosey R. Horton


It takes all kinds of people, but...

It may just be my imagination, or maybe it's all due to the fact that since I'm not over the mid-century mark, I just don't remember all that well how things were when I was a youth.

Whatever the truth of the matter, it does seem as if there are far more than two but crooks around than there ever were. And it also seems as if there's more weirdos around, too; some of them just weird and some of them somewhat dangerous.  

New depths - no pun intended - were reached recently by a California man who, dressed in plastic with surgical gloves, was dragged out from beneath a woman's outhouse at Montana de Oro State Park and arrested.

Donald H. Baker, San Luis Obispo County officials said, was sitting on crates beneath a woman's outhouse up to this waist in muck, ostensibly in an effort to get his kicks by watching women go to the bathroom,

Rangers at the park, after forcibly removing Baker from the outhouse, hosed him off with a garden hose and then turned him over to deputies who arrested him.

Can you imagine how that poor deputy felt with Baker smelling up the back seat during the drive to the jail house? Gas masks will probably take on a new meaning in San Luis Obispo County.

When last heard of, Baker was whiling away his time in jail on charges of loitering.  You can almost imagine a jailhouse conversation. "What are you in for?" someone asks Baker. "Loitering,: he replies.

Topping the story of someone who's weird enough to crawl under an outhouse will be tough, maybe impossible, but there's a lot of other weirdness around, and we're not even talking about the two clowns now doing their best to make Spokane Rape City U.S.A. on the city's northside.

Consider for example the saga of singer Michael Jackson ...



Thursday, April 23, 2015

Classic "Remember When" Spankworthy Posts

Rocco informed me that he recently discovered the following classic "Remember When"posts when he searched for the phrase "screech mr. b spray fart" on google.com! These posts are from 2007 - I believe that the first post was authored by Dner and the second was authored by Rocco.


"Screech's workout"

Hey Scrotum, remember that episode that started with Slater throwing you into the stagnant, shit-filled duckpond for the umpteenth time because he hated your face? Remember how all your peers laughed at you as crawled out of the muck? Remember how that black nerd threw a rock at your chin and snorted with laughter til his nose started running and his glasses fell off? Remember how you decided you would learn how to stand up for yourself? Remember how you went to Coach Sonski and asked if he would train you up? Remember when he said "No problem, Samual, I'll make a real man of you, just be back here tomorrow, but be ready for some serious blood, sweat and tears"

Remember how you showed up bright and enthusiastic to the gym the next day, fitted it in your finest zubaz and feeling that your life was finally taking a turn for the better? Remember how Coach Sonski swaggered into the gym from the changing room, wearing only a filthy bathmat for a loincloth, absolutely dripping with sweat? Remember how he explained he'd just sat in the changing room, surrounded by used jockstraps, with the radiators turned up full, for three hours in advance of your appointment? Remember how you screwed up your face in that stupid, confused way that was supposed to be funny? Remember how you said "I'm sorry, Coach Sonski, I don't understand?" Remember how he said "Does this make sense, FAGNUTS?" and bodyslammed you into a box of shotputts? Remember how he wrenched you up by your jewfro and started wiping down his sweaty taint, ass, inner-thighs and bald head with your pursed lips, taking extra care to make sure that your Gonzo nose sampled the aromatic delights of his pungent essence? Remember how he said "Well, that's the sweat and tears dealt with, now for the blood,"? Remember how he sat on your chest and aimed his stump of an erection at your face? Remember how he rampantly pounded his parson until he shot some well-matured daddy batter all over your face? Remember how the seed was laced with blood because Sonski had had untreated testicular cancer for months? Remember how Sonski picked you up and rammed you into the basketball hoop so that you dangled from your shoulders? Remember how he left the gym and you thought it was all finally over? Remember how he returned a few minutes later with a stepladder, accompanied by Tuttle and Belding, who were grinning like a pair of demented goons? Remember how they each took it turn to climb the stepladder and 'slam dunk' their nuts into your gasping mouth? Remember how Sonski got overexcited and jumped into the air, landing ass-first on your head and sending you crashing to the floor? Remember how you suffered multiple fractures and damn near broke your neck? Remember how Belding wrote a letter to your mother, telling her you'd broken into the gym after school hours and taken it upon youself to start horsing around with the equipment? Remember how he explained that you'd injured yourself in the process, on account of being an incompetant dumbass? Remember how she naturally believed him and confiscated your computer, keyboard and the few remaining things that afforded you some happiness in life as a punishment? You sure learned the true value of sportsmanship that day!


"Malibu Sands"

Screech,
Remember when you and the gang spent the summer at the Malibu Sands beach club? Remember how you were constantly trying to sneak away from your job as a waiter so you could check out Slater in his lifeguard outfit? Remember how mean your new boss Mr. Corosi was to you? Remeber how mad he got when he caught you spying on Slater while rubbing your crotch? Remember how he punched you in the back of your jew fro and began grinding his obese body against you. Remember how his breath smelled of hot dogs and onions as he yelled "Powers!!! Get your fucking scrawny ass back to work!!! I'm not paying you to check out Slaters muscles you fucking faggot!" Remember how Slater heard this and looked back while giving Mr. Corosi a thumbs up sign? Remember how you urinated in your pants and ran back into the clubhouse and into the locker room?

Remember how once in the locker room you ran into Zack? Remember how Zack was scheming to get Mr. Corosi to sell him his Mustang convertible on the cheap? Remember when Zack saw you crying you became even more upset that he didn't ask you what was wrong? Instead Zack kept talking about his plan to get the Mustang and when you sat down next to him he farted on you? Remember how you smelled Zack's fart and instantly forget about how Mr. Corosi had treated you? Remember how aroused you became as the meaty fart smell wafted into the nostrils of your gonzo nose? Remember how Zack told you his master plan was to play volleyball against a rival club, while making a large wager that you would win? Remember how he wanted all of the gang to play, even you! Remember how strange you found it that the club seemed to have competitions that always seemed to have predominentely staff involved in them, unlike any other country club in the world? Remember how at first you wanted to beg off playing volleyball but instead began to picture Slater playing, his muscles flexing while he jumped in the air to hit the ball? Remember how you pictured yourself finally having an all access pass to stand behind Slater and stare at his ass without anyone like Mr. Corosi to yell at you! Remember how excited you got and you told Zack you would do it? Remember how Zack farted on you again and said, "Great Screech, I've gotta get the rest of the team together you piece of shit!" Remember how for some reasons that comment didn't even bother you?

Remember later that day while hanging out in the employee lounge Zack came in with some gangly looking cocksucker? Remember how excited you got when you saw the 6 ft 7 giant? Remember how he was sitting right next to you as Zack explained that he was going to be your teams ringer? Remember how all you could focus on was the new guys enormous feet and how close they were to your ass? Remember how you tried to move your ass over slowly so that your ass would rub up against his foot? Remember how excited you got thinking that maybe one of his big toes would penetrated your ass and give you extereme pleasure? Remember when your plan as always went awry and you rolled onto the new guys foot? Remember how he yelped in pain and you yelled "Zoinks!" as the gang rushed to the new guys aid? Remember how you said "Oopsie, my mistake" in that cutesy voice you used to try to sound like a retarded child? Remember how it didn't work and you quickly found Zack and Slater standing over you with anger in their eyes. Remember how the girls hovered over you as well? Remember when you thought you were in for a pummeling but instead Zack stepped in and said it was just a mistake and that everyone forgave you? Remember how happy you were to have such great friends?

Remember as you went to leave with a smile on your face Zack even opened and held the door for you? Remember how that smile quickly faded when you got into the doorway and Zack slamed the door on you, crushing your body in the doorway? Remeber how Zack repeatedly tried to close the door as you screamed in pain? Remember how Slater came over and ripped off your employee uniform pants exposing your ass and miniscule penis? Remember how Jessie rushed over and you thought for sure she would help you as you dangled in the doorway, with your face on one side and your ass and legs still in the employee lounge? Remember when to your horror Jessie started helping Zack crush you in the doorway? Remember how you screamed even louder as you heard a rib or two crack? Remember when you felt intense pain coming from your ass and realized that Slater was fucking you unmercifully? Remember how your screams brought an angry Mr. Corosi down the hall to see what all the noise was about? Remember when he saw you sticking out of the doorway and he became aroused? Remember when you noticed that walking behind him was his good friend Mr. Belding. Remember when Mr. B said "hey hey hey what is going on here?" And you believed that he would save you? Remember when he said to Mr. Corosi, "I deal with this all the time at Bayside, let me take care of this." Remember how greatfull you were to hear this because Lisa and Kelly had joined Zack and Jessie in forcing their weight on the door in an attempt to crush you? Remember how Mr. B stepped up to your face which was at the same height as his crotch? Remember how he said he was going to pull you through the doorway, but you became concerned when he dropped his pants? Remember when your experience got much worse when the obese Mr. Corosi also dropped his pants and Mr. B and he began shoving their cocks into your mouth while yanking the shit out of your jewfro? Remember how they laughed while yelling "Pull, Pull, Pull" while ripping the hair out of your head? Remember the laughter you heard from everyone while your entire body felt as though it was being hit with a flamethrower? Remember how the tall guy hobbled over and somehow began having a swordfight with Slater in your ass? Remember how you thought how horrible this all was, two men were tearing up your ass, two men were fucking your mouth and ripping out your hair, and four people were still crushing you with a door? Remember when you noticed a plant moving and realized that behind it Mr. Tuttle was vigoriously jacking off? Remember how he popped out from behind the plant and rushed over in time for Mr. Belding, Corosi, and Tuttle to all jizz all over your damaged jew fro and face? Remember how at the same time Slater and tall guy came in your ass? Remember how the girls and Zack kept slamming the door on you? Remember how you figured it was all over, but Mr. Tuttle bent over and coated you in a mucus filled diareahh spray? Remember how you felt the most intense pain coming from your ass and realized that Slater had stuck a volleyball in your ass? Remember how everyone started to laugh and high five each other and the door slamming finally stopped and you collapsed to the floor?

Remember when the next thing you remembered you were waking up in the hospital after having the volleyball surgically removed from your ass? Remember how the gang and the doctors were all there smiling at you as you woke up and how they pointed at you and called you a faggot over and over again? Remember how you realized how Belding had told the hospital that you were a complete faggot and had stuck the ball up your ass yourself? Remember how you begain to cry as the gang walked out of your hospital room? Remember how Zack peeled off from the gang and walked over to you? Remember how you thought for sure he was going to apologize? Remember how wrong you were when instead he aimed his ass at your face and farted? Remember him saying,"That will teach you to fuck up my car deal your gonzo nozed faggot!" Remember his walking out the door laughing while you tried to tried to smell the fart? Remember how you began to cry even harder when you realized that Belding and Corosi had broken your nose and you couldn't smell? You sure learned not to mess with a guys car deal that day!





Sunday, December 28, 2014

Dustin Diamond was Arrested for Stabbing a Man at a Bar

Dustin Diamond was arrested for stabbing a man at a bar in Wisconsin with a switchblade because the other man was allegedly taking a photograph of Diamond and his girlfriend.  Perhaps Diamond will be sentenced to prison and get some of the hot man-on-man action he craves?



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Five-Minute Loop of the "Who's Kurt Steinberg" Clip from the Young Turks Show

Here is a 5:49 loop of the "Who's Kurt Steinberg?" clip embedded into a video showing different relevant pics - a new pic about every 23 seconds.

Five-minute loop of the discussion of "Kurt Steinberg" on The Young Turks

Here is a five-minute loop of a discussion on The Young Turks where I was mentioned in regards to the Ebola nurse who whined about being quarantined, apparently for political purposes.  Notice how the commentators mischaracterize the occupation of nurse Kaci Hickox, referring to her as a "doctor."

One-Minute Loop of the "Who's Kurt Steinberg" Clip from the Young Turks Show

I was mentioned in The Young Turk's show published on Monday, October 27, 2014, as discussed in a previous post.  I extracted the portion of the clip where one of the commentators said, "Who's Kurt Steinberg?" and looped it for one minute in the video embedded below!


Kurt Steinberg Mentioned on The Young Turks Show!

I was mentioned during the episode of The Young Turks which was published on Monday, October 27, 2014.  Nurse Kaci Hickox has been in the news this week because she was subjected to mandatory quarantine after returnin to the United States from treating Ebola patients in Sieraa Leone.  Hickox whined that she should not be quarantined even though there is a chance, albeit small, that she could have the disease and may transmit it.

I wrote on my Twitter account that she is a selfish cunt for putting her own personal desires above the safety of other Americans.  Apparently Hickox is a left-wing liberal and it is highly likely that she is raising a stink about the quarantine simply for political purposes, as the governor of New Jersey, where Hickox was being held, is Republican Chris Christie.

The Young Turks mentioned me in this clip below starting at 5:59.  Keen viewers may notice that the objectivity of the speakers on the show is questionable as they continue to refer to Hickox as a "doctor," even though she is just a nurse.


Monday, October 27, 2014

Another Sexy Photo of Diamond!

I just discovered this hot photo of Diamond!  He absolutely radiates homosexuality in this photo.  He probably posed like this as a service to his legion of queer fans!


Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Homosexual Screech shirt

I recently discovered this Screech shirt for sale.  This is possibly the gayest shirt I have ever seen!  This is a shirt of Screech wearing an AC Slater shirt!



"Screech Contracts Down's Syndrome" episode recap

Screech, remember back in 1990 when Saved By The Bell was being filmed on the lot next to the Life Goes On set?  Remember when Corky from Life Goes On wandered onto the Saved By The Bell set one day while a Bayside scene was being filmed?  Remember how the producers decided to write Corky into the scene because they felt sorry for him and they thought he was a lovable 'tard?  Remember how the script called for you to take the Driver's Ed golf cart for a test drive through the hall?  Remember when Corky saw you get behind the wheel and he thought you were trying to steal the golf cart?  Remember how Corky ran toward you and used his mongo-strength to throw you into a locker?  Remember how you hit your head against the back of the metal locker and fell to the floor?  Remember how overpowering you turned on Corky and he started taking his clothes off because he was now horny for you?  Remember how Corky pulled off his jeans and then took off his diaper?  Remember how he had taken two shits in the diaper since he put on the diaper?  Remember when he shoved the diaper in your face and then yanked off your Zubaz and started viciously raping you?

Remember you heard heard a cracking noise coming from the golf cart and looked over and saw that Mr. Tuttle was laying on the top of the golf cart?  Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating vigorously?  Remember when the roof of the gold cart collapsed under Mr. Tuttle's 450-lb frame?  Remember how Tuttle became impaled on a metal shard from the roof of the golf cart?  Remember how blood started gushing out of the wound, and Tuttle kept masturbating until he jizzed on the floor and then passed out from the blood loss?  Remember how Corky kept viciously thrusting himself into your zoink-hole?  Remember when Mr. Belding walked out of his office and you thought he was coming to save you?  Remember how you quickly discovered that he was not going to save you when he pulled down his pants, pressed his bare ass against your face and ripped a wet fart, and then went back into his office to eat a large cake by himself?  Remember how you heard applause and assumed that someone must have accidentally hit a laugh-track button?  Remember how you looked over and instead discovered that the entire audience was clapping, laughing, and cheering on Corky?  Remember how sad this made you feel?  Remember when Corky blew a huge load in you, infecting you with a virulent strain of Down's Syndrome?  You sure got screwed over that time!


Thursday, October 09, 2014

Hot Twitter Posts

Saw ep where Screech saw yellow pee stains on Mr.B's undies.He said that the "mustard stains" went with his juicy "weiner." Mr. B raped him!


What the fuck was wrong with Screech? Mr. B was embarrassed about those stains, and that idiot is pointing them out!


Remember when Screech said that the skidmarks in Mr. B's undies were his "dessert" after the main-course wiener?What a sicko!



I liked when Belding yelled "Ill give you some skidmarks" then drug his filthy ass across Screech's jewfro and face!

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Pictures of Herbert Hotus

Herbert Hotus was one of the most recognizable nerds at Bayside. He was also one of Screech's many gay lovers. In the top picture below it appears as though Screech is just below the frame sucking Herbert off - Herbert has a look of homosexual ecstasy on his face!



Sunday, September 21, 2014

Cartoon of Screech and Kevin the Robot

Here is a nice cartoon of Screech and Kevin the Robot.  It looks like Kevin is really giving it to Screech here!



Tuesday, September 09, 2014

My Tweets from March 2009

I have a Twitter account where I occasionally post hot Tweets about Screech and Saved By the Bell.  Here are some of my old Tweets from March 2009:
@Roccodumpster Corky has a weird look on his face - he's laughing to himself thinking, "my mom is wearing the bra I jerked off onto!"
@Roccodumpster There's a time and place for shitting one's pants, and that is at the dumpsters or a rest stop, not in a public elevator!!
Just saw the ep of SBTB where Screech fell in mud and Belding cleaned off the mud with a golden shower!
I dropped some nasty ass on the train to work this morning and then pretended that the bum sleeping on the train near me had done it!
I saw the "April Fools" ep of SBTB where Belding lied and told Screech he was wearing a condom while having anal sex. Screech caught AIDS!
Ordered a delivery pizza from Domino's. When the deliveryman came, I pulled a $20 out of my ass to pay the bill! Deliveryman was not happy!
My black and white Zubaz pants smell like ass. I'm wearing them to the Burger King bathroom party tonight!
The song "Love Child" by the Supremes reminds me of when Belding anally impregnated Screech and left Screech to raise Zoinks by himself!

Was in a public elevator today. The dude standing next to me smelled like he shit his pants.Hopefully I'll see him by the dumpsters tonight!

@jimmyfallon Set up a SBTB reunion on your show! I want to hear about Belding's off-screen sexual relationship with Screech.
teabagged a random dude in the bathroom stall men's room at Exxon gas station near me! He rested his head on the shit-covered toilet seat!
My sweaty balls belong in Screech's mouth!
Just saw two dudes having a homosexual "sword fight" in the piss-soaked alley behind my building!
Mr. Horton was an innocent bike shop owner who was set up by Mr. Drummond to take the fall for Drummond's child-molesting proclivities!
@Roccodumpster Great article! They should have kept the scene with Mr. Horton sniffing the used bicycle seats!!!
Took a shit in a sink at a Burger King bathroom today and then wiped my ass clean on the door knob. The janitor must have been pissed!

With his new name, "Mr. Horton" exacted revenge on little black kids, by "getting his."

@Roccodumpster I wish Mr. Horton from Diff'rent Strokes and Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street spit-roasted Katana and pumped him full of STDs!!
@QueerMeNow You should do a Saved By the Bell-themed gay porn involving a Mr. Belding manhandling a Screech! That would be hot!

Just saw the episode where Kevin the Robot made love to Screech for the first time. Kevin really drained his oil into Screech's brownpipe!

I loved Dustin Diamond in "HIV Bug Chasers," where he played the role "Cum Bucket #2."
Just saw ep where Belding's old college roommate, Mr. Horton, visits Bayside. Belding showed Horton some new moves while violating Screech!
Saw the episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Dudley's dad traded Dudley to Mr. Horton in exchange for a dirt bike and a carton of cigarettes!

I read the for Olympic swimmer Greg Louganis used to get beaten up by his gay lover. I wonder whether he's still into the rough stuff?
Saw the ep of Life Goes On where Corky got mad and tried to drive over football players with the Driver's Ed car!!

Just saw the episode of Sesame Street where Mr. Hooper and Snuffleupagus doubled-up on Kermit the Frog while Miss Piggy played with herself!
Just saw the SBTB episode where the Hamburglar robs Screech of his anal virginity.

Rocco reminded me that the child molester on Diff'rent Strokes is "Mr. Horton," not "Mr. Hooper"! Zoinks!
Just saw the episode where Mr. D made love to Willis in the shower!

Hooked up with a couple bums in a dumpster behind the bowling alley on Friday night.

@Roccodumpster Nice of Mr. D to invite Mr. Hooper over after he finished his prison term. He caught up on old times with Arnold right away!
@Roccodumpster Just saw the episode where Mr. Drummond tea-bagged Sam for the first time. He really dunked his wrinkled balls into Sam!!

Saw the ep of Life Goes On where Corky climbed up the water tower and started shooting at people with a sniper rifle!
Just saw the ep of Saved By The Bell where Mr. Belding jerked off into Screech's bowl of Fruit Loops.

Just saw the episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Mr. Drummond hired Mr. Hooper, the child-molesting bicycle shop guy, as his housekeeper!
Just saw the episode where Slater and Belding took turns kicking Diamond in his tiny balls until Diamond passed out from pain!!!

Just saw the episode of SBTB where Belding overflowed the toilet and blamed it on Screech. Belding punished Screech with a violent teabag!

Just saw "The Fight" episode where Slater and Zack had a fistfight. Screech tried to break it up by fondling their crotches!
Just saw the episode where Diamond's real father, singer Neil Diamond, teamed with Belding to double up on Diamond on the rowdy SBTB set!!!

@Roccodumpster Those buttplug matches where awesome. I also liked the steel cage "teabag" match between Hulk and Bad News Brown!!

I just watched the movie, "Anal Cum Buckets," where Dustin Diamond played "Jizz Bucket #2." Belding really gave it to Diamond!!!

Saw the episode of "Good Morning Miss Bliss" today where Mr. Belding fired his seed down Screech's throat for the first time.
Just saw the episode of "Good Morning Miss Bliss" where Mylo the janitor mops up barf with Screech's Jew-fro!!!
Just fired my seed into the Jew-fro of a random dude using the gloryhole at the rest stop off the I-15 in Las Vegas!!!

Tossing off watching the episode of SBTB where Mr. Belding infects Screech with the HIV virus!

Just watched the ep of SBTB where Corky wandered over from the "Life Goes On" set and violated Screech while Belding pleasured himself!
@Roccodumpster I just saw a mongoloid ass-slamming a ginger dude with mullet! I think it may have been Chris Burke and Michael Oliver!!!
Dustin Diamond was the top gay icon of the 1990s - he was the "Liberace" of his time...

I would love to fire my seed down Dustin Diamond's throat and then fart right in his face!!!
@originalzubaz I sometimes work out in Zubaz. Unfortunately, they smell like ass after awhile because they trap farts when I sweat. :(

I worked out commando and accidentally shit in my Zubaz at the gym today. (bad Taco Bell). I threw the soiled Zubaz in a random locker.
@Roccodumpster I walked past an alley and heard an illiterate man yelling "Mylo's gone git his!!" as he slammed someone against a dumpster.

Confucius say "Mr. Belding's pubic hair can predict the future!"

Just saw a homeless man teabagging a guy dressed up as Screech from SBTB. That bum also ripped ass right in the Screech's face! So hot!!
Just saw the SBTB episode where Hound Dog and Kevin the robot double-teamed Screech!
@Roccodumpster I just whipped a homeless man in the nuts with a car antenna while two other dudes jerking off at the spectacle!

@PerezHilton You should post some pictures of Screech making out with Mr. Belding. I heard they've been dating since the early 1990s.

@Roccodumpster I plan on spraying green diarrhea into my neighbor's pool to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!
@Roccodumpster I went into a McDonald's bathroom, shit on a toilet seat, and used French fries to smear it all over the mirror and walls!

Is laughing while thinking about all of the times he farted on on his college roommate's pillowcase!

@jimmyfallon Jimmy, you should have Dennis Haskins and Dustin Diamond on your show before their upcoming gay marriage.
I dropped a steaming turd directly into the mouth of a homeless man tonight - that was the best meal that dudes has had in years!
@Roccodumpster + I saw the episode where Tuttle tea-bagged Screech on the Spice channel yesterday!

@Roccodumpster The best Diff'rent Strokes ep was where the Bicycle Man and Arnold spit-roasted Dudley while Dudley's dad watched!
Masturbating while fantasizing about Mr. Belding and AC Slater tag-teaming Screech on Saved By The Bell!