@Roccodumpster Corky has a weird look on his face - he's laughing to himself thinking, "my mom is wearing the bra I jerked off onto!"@Roccodumpster There's a time and place for shitting one's pants, and that is at the dumpsters or a rest stop, not in a public elevator!!Just saw the ep of SBTB where Screech fell in mud and Belding cleaned off the mud with a golden shower!I dropped some nasty ass on the train to work this morning and then pretended that the bum sleeping on the train near me had done it!I saw the "April Fools" ep of SBTB where Belding lied and told Screech he was wearing a condom while having anal sex. Screech caught AIDS!Ordered a delivery pizza from Domino's. When the deliveryman came, I pulled a $20 out of my ass to pay the bill! Deliveryman was not happy!My black and white Zubaz pants smell like ass. I'm wearing them to the Burger King bathroom party tonight!The song "Love Child" by the Supremes reminds me of when Belding anally impregnated Screech and left Screech to raise Zoinks by himself!Was in a public elevator today. The dude standing next to me smelled like he shit his pants.Hopefully I'll see him by the dumpsters tonight!@jimmyfallon Set up a SBTB reunion on your show! I want to hear about Belding's off-screen sexual relationship with Screech.teabagged a random dude in the bathroom stall men's room at Exxon gas station near me! He rested his head on the shit-covered toilet seat!Mr. Horton was an innocent bike shop owner who was set up by Mr. Drummond to take the fall for Drummond's child-molesting proclivities!@Roccodumpster Great article! They should have kept the scene with Mr. Horton sniffing the used bicycle seats!!!Took a shit in a sink at a Burger King bathroom today and then wiped my ass clean on the door knob. The janitor must have been pissed!
@Roccodumpster I wish Mr. Horton from Diff'rent Strokes and Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street spit-roasted Katana and pumped him full of STDs!!@QueerMeNow You should do a Saved By the Bell-themed gay porn involving a Mr. Belding manhandling a Screech! That would be hot!Just saw the episode where Kevin the Robot made love to Screech for the first time. Kevin really drained his oil into Screech's brownpipe!
Just saw ep where Belding's old college roommate, Mr. Horton, visits Bayside. Belding showed Horton some new moves while violating Screech!Saw the episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Dudley's dad traded Dudley to Mr. Horton in exchange for a dirt bike and a carton of cigarettes!I read the for Olympic swimmer Greg Louganis used to get beaten up by his gay lover. I wonder whether he's still into the rough stuff?Saw the ep of Life Goes On where Corky got mad and tried to drive over football players with the Driver's Ed car!!Just saw the episode of Sesame Street where Mr. Hooper and Snuffleupagus doubled-up on Kermit the Frog while Miss Piggy played with herself!Rocco reminded me that the child molester on Diff'rent Strokes is "Mr. Horton," not "Mr. Hooper"! Zoinks!
@Roccodumpster Nice of Mr. D to invite Mr. Hooper over after he finished his prison term. He caught up on old times with Arnold right away!@Roccodumpster Just saw the episode where Mr. Drummond tea-bagged Sam for the first time. He really dunked his wrinkled balls into Sam!!Saw the ep of Life Goes On where Corky climbed up the water tower and started shooting at people with a sniper rifle!Just saw the ep of Saved By The Bell where Mr. Belding jerked off into Screech's bowl of Fruit Loops.Just saw the episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Mr. Drummond hired Mr. Hooper, the child-molesting bicycle shop guy, as his housekeeper!Just saw the episode where Slater and Belding took turns kicking Diamond in his tiny balls until Diamond passed out from pain!!!Just saw the episode of SBTB where Belding overflowed the toilet and blamed it on Screech. Belding punished Screech with a violent teabag!Just saw "The Fight" episode where Slater and Zack had a fistfight. Screech tried to break it up by fondling their crotches!Just saw the episode where Diamond's real father, singer Neil Diamond, teamed with Belding to double up on Diamond on the rowdy SBTB set!!!@Roccodumpster Those buttplug matches where awesome. I also liked the steel cage "teabag" match between Hulk and Bad News Brown!!I just watched the movie, "Anal Cum Buckets," where Dustin Diamond played "Jizz Bucket #2." Belding really gave it to Diamond!!!Saw the episode of "Good Morning Miss Bliss" today where Mr. Belding fired his seed down Screech's throat for the first time.Just saw the episode of "Good Morning Miss Bliss" where Mylo the janitor mops up barf with Screech's Jew-fro!!!Just fired my seed into the Jew-fro of a random dude using the gloryhole at the rest stop off the I-15 in Las Vegas!!!
Just watched the ep of SBTB where Corky wandered over from the "Life Goes On" set and violated Screech while Belding pleasured himself!@Roccodumpster I just saw a mongoloid ass-slamming a ginger dude with mullet! I think it may have been Chris Burke and Michael Oliver!!!
@originalzubaz I sometimes work out in Zubaz. Unfortunately, they smell like ass after awhile because they trap farts when I sweat. :(I worked out commando and accidentally shit in my Zubaz at the gym today. (bad Taco Bell). I threw the soiled Zubaz in a random locker.@Roccodumpster I walked past an alley and heard an illiterate man yelling "Mylo's gone git his!!" as he slammed someone against a dumpster.
Just saw a homeless man teabagging a guy dressed up as Screech from SBTB. That bum also ripped ass right in the Screech's face! So hot!!@Roccodumpster I just whipped a homeless man in the nuts with a car antenna while two other dudes jerking off at the spectacle!@PerezHilton You should post some pictures of Screech making out with Mr. Belding. I heard they've been dating since the early 1990s.@Roccodumpster I plan on spraying green diarrhea into my neighbor's pool to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!@Roccodumpster I went into a McDonald's bathroom, shit on a toilet seat, and used French fries to smear it all over the mirror and walls!Is laughing while thinking about all of the times he farted on on his college roommate's pillowcase!@jimmyfallon Jimmy, you should have Dennis Haskins and Dustin Diamond on your show before their upcoming gay marriage.I dropped a steaming turd directly into the mouth of a homeless man tonight - that was the best meal that dudes has had in years!@Roccodumpster + I saw the episode where Tuttle tea-bagged Screech on the Spice channel yesterday!@Roccodumpster The best Diff'rent Strokes ep was where the Bicycle Man and Arnold spit-roasted Dudley while Dudley's dad watched!
Tuesday, September 09, 2014
My Tweets from March 2009
I have a Twitter account where I occasionally post hot Tweets about Screech and Saved By the Bell. Here are some of my old Tweets from March 2009:
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