Sunday, September 20, 2020

Queer Posts From Another Forum - Part 4

 I found more spank-tastic posts from another forum!

20/09/2020 08:54:40  

Mr. Morris you’re a hero of mine. It’s so cool how you took an interest in butt slamming your sons friend on a regular basis, while also hanging out with Mr. Belding. You showed capitalism at its finest by making Screech service your penis and ass needs while selling computers so you could send Zack to college so he could nail tons of hot coeds. It shows true dedication that 25 years later you’re still giving Screech anal poundings regularly, and even in your 70’s are still providing computer services to your customers. Screech hasn’t worked an honest days living in his life. I’d say that’s why he gets buttslammed, while you do the buttslamming. Well done sir.

Timmy

20/09/2020 08:24:41  

I closed a sale of 15 laptops, a high speed copier/fax machine, and 10 cloud IP phones to a Mazda dealership while I jizzing into Screech’s mouth in a Burger King bathroom down the street from Bayside High School last week. I may be 75 now, but I can still really give it to Screech. My son, Zack, and I used to spit-roast Screech while Zack’s black friend would watch and finger herself. She was pretty smelly down there

Derek Morris

19/09/2020 11:09:33  

Ronald, that is a crazy story! It’s amazing that Zack’s dad was able to sell computers over the phone at the same time as he was farting and having got anal sex with Screech! Zack was lucky to have such a talented father!

Ass Plunderer

18/09/2020 15:11:36  

I visited Troy, OH last year and ate at a Denny's. When my buddy and I sat down to eat, we were shocked that Screech was out waiter! He said that he had moved to Ohio because he had fallen behind on his mortgage payments on a house in Wisconsin. He also said that he had been supplementing his income by working as an unpaid bathroom attendant at a "leather bar" in Dayton. I'm not sure what a leather bar is, but I'm guessing it is some type of gay bar.

Screech was not a good waiter as he forgot to tell the chef not to put butter on my pancakes and he brought out the wrong flavor of jelly for my buddy's toast. But I felt sorry for Screech, so when he brought out the bill, I slipped him a $2 tip along with my phone number and a nude photo of myself. That night I received an obscene phone call from someone who sounded like he was being butt-slammed - I have to assume it was Screech!

Bruce

18/09/2020 07:54:55  

I hate that Screech guy. My son attended Bayside and had a promising future as an auto mechanic. When he dropped out of school to be a mechanic I sought the help of Mr. Belding and Screech. I felt Tommy needed a high school education. They talked me into kicking Tommy out of the house so Screech could swoop in and offer to let Tommy stay with him. He would charge him rent and show him how hard the real world was. I followed this goblins plan, and took a suitcase to Tommy at the Max. I kicked him out of the house, and with no where to go Tommy agreed to be Screech’s roommate. The plan did work and Tommy went back to school and moved back home. But he dropped out of football and being a mechanic and started going to dumpster parties with Mr. Belding and Screech. He caught many STD’s and the final straw was the night I walked into his bedroom and found he and Mr. Belding present their asses to Screech’s face and ripping farts while that hideous goblin moaned in delight. Those freaks, mostly Screech, turned my son into a raging queer! Unfortunately Tommy died of super AIDS about 10 years ago. I’ve longed for revenge ever since!

Mr. DeLuca

18/09/2020 06:11:40  

Last week I went to the Drive In to see a double feature of “Ernest Goes to Camp” and “Saved by the Bell Hawaiian Style”. The car next to mine was some ****ty old Gremlin and the windows in it were steamed up even before the first movie started. I kept hearing ridiculously loud farts, moaning, and someone every now and then yelling “Zoinks”. They also kept beeping the horn randomly really annoying everyone trying to watch the movies. After awhile I got fed up and knocked on the door of the car. When the window rolled down the stench of ass hit me like a Mack truck. I could then see that Dustin Diamond was in the car, and was getting hot and heavy with Zack’s Dad AND Mr. Belding. I could see Mr. B’s bare ass up against Screech’s face, and Zack’s Dad was on some huge cellphone selling computers to some school district. Needless to say I got out of there quickly and just seconds before I heard and enormous fart and a “Zoinks”. Why after all these years those guys were having a sex fest together I couldn’t understand.

Ronald

18/09/2020 01:41:20  

I paid $5 to pound Screech’s butthole a few nights ago. We did it in a dumpster behind a Taco Bell near West Palm Beach. It wasn’t worth it. His butthole is so loose and diseased I resorted to seeking pleasure by ripping farts on his hooknose, and making him rub his hooknose on my butthole.

Bob

17/09/2020 21:15:17  

What an awesome tale.. A true Hollywood rise and fall of one huge gargoyle. Imagine becoming a Gigilo and your prices were so low that “homeless” men were your clientele? What do they pay him with? Coupons? Old newspaper? Cans? Screech really should have entered gay porn years ago and made money off of his enormous queer fan base. Now that fan base has dwindled and Screech is an over 40 loser banging homeless men for cans.

Vic Tayback

17/09/2020 10:14:38  

I live in West Palm Beach, FL. Last weekend I drove to a Burger King near where I live and was in the drive-thru lane when I heard a commotion in the alley nearby. I looked over and saw what appeared to be two homeless men having sex - an older heavyset bum was really giving it to the other bum, right in the ass! I was disgusted so I turned up my car radio to drown out the noise and waited for my turn at the pickup window. When I got there and paid for my meal, I informed the girl at the window about the two bums and she said that one of the bums was Screech from Saved By The Bell! She said that she heard that he lost a house he used to own in Wisconsin and was working the streets in southern Florida. She also says that Screech has as been turning tricks in the alley as a male prostitute for the past couple months! I joked that the guy really giving it to him was probably Mr Belding. She laughed but informed me that it wasn’t Mr B, but they Screech had a long stable of clients whom he regularly meets in the alley to service their homosexual needs! She then handed me my meal and I drove off as I heard Screech utter “Zoinks!” while they other bum really pounded away at Screech’s anus!

Rubber Duck

17/09/2020 07:43:36  

My son is giant hook nosed faggot! I hate him so much.

Mrs. Power

17/09/2020 07:41:34  

I want everyone here to know that Mr. Belding was my bitch! He may have dunked his wrinkled nuts in my mouth a few times, but I got to pick the tandem bike seat of my choice! I also farted in his face once when he was asleep. I did this because he said I snored and made me sleep in the hallway. You losers didn’t know I was the stud in that relationship. I also hooked up with nearly 3,000 extras. Yes, they were dudes, but it still counts! I’m now living my dream living the free life of a stud machine living at a truck stop in his trusty 1978 Gremlin. My fame reaches new heights daily! Today I got a call from NBC wanting to give me the role of Hannibal in an A Team reboot. I said I’d think about it if Mr. B was given a role as well. Screech is back in the saddle!

Screech Powers

17/09/2020 05:42:27  

I want to have donkey sex with Screech. Here’s how it works. I ass ram him doggy style, and right before I cum I do a leapfrog, spraying jizz everywhere as I fly. When I land my ass is mere inches in front of Screech’s hooksnose. I will then rip a nice wet fart in his face giving him exquisite pleasure. Then I will finish him off by moving up a few steps and firing my back legs out, ensuring my feet kick him square in the face, just like a donkey! He will left crumbled on the ground covered in blood, jizz, and smelling like a fart. Try and tell me this isn’t highly erotic!

Jack LaLane

16/09/2020 10:17:32  

I am a gay man and I grew up watching Saved By The Bell. Screech was my favorite character. I would watch the episodes and then pleasure myself while fantasizing about watching an orgy where Zack, Slater, Zack's dad, Maxwell Nerdstrom, and several homeless bums take turns using Screech's orifices.

I would like to hook up with Screech in the near future. I will pay him $5 to let me tie him to my bed. We will both be naked and I will have bad flatulence after gorging on greasy Mexican food. I will sit with my ass an inch from Screech's massive hook nose and will rip fart after fart into his face, forcing him to smell them. Screech will crinkle his nose and gasp for fresh air. Then I will kick Screech in the junk and play hackysack with his per-pubescient beanbag. Then I will roll Screech over and we will play "prison" where he is my prison bitch. This will last for several minutes until my penis needs hae been satisfied with Screech's anal orifice. I will proceed to drink a Mountain Dew and then then **** all over Screech's curly fro. I will then tip Screech $1 and untie him. Screech is probably creaming his pants just thinking of this tremendous opportunity to make a few bucks and satisfy his own notorious humiliation kink fetish.

Q-Bert

16/09/2020 07:56:27  

I just watched a really erotic episode of Saved by the Bell where the old lady who asked “Where’s the Beef” showed up in an episode, walked over the Screech, queefed in his face, then walked off the set to a bunch of canned cheering and laughter. Truly a classic SBTB moment.

Ted Bundy

15/09/2020 19:59:15  

I agree with the Reaper! I came here to find queer Lord of the Rings tales. Ones where Frodo hangs out in a public bathroom and then has hot man love with a few dozen trolls. Instead I find tales of a washed up actor from the 1990’s who may have tried out for LOTR! And I know that Belding guy definitely didn’t even try out! I want to have gay sex with a Hobbit!

Barf

15/09/2020 09:51:16  

There are some sick people in the world and they have ruined this guesbook. I visited for the first time in a couple years and wanted to see what tidbits people had left, but was shocked to see what has been written here. What is wrong with you people?

Why would anyone want to read gay fan fiction about Screech from Saved By The Bell? Why would you think that anyone would be interesting in reading about Screech eating out Mr. Belding's anus or being his bitch? Why would you want to give someone the visual of a sweaty, overweight middle-aged man having rough anal sex with his poofy-haired dorky Jewish student? Why would the image of Screech being butt-slammed be of such interest .... UUGGGHHHH - I just blew my load all over my computer thinking about this.

The Reaper

15/09/2020 08:43:39  

This board is disgrace and insult to Iran. In our country Screech Powers is beloved homosexual icon. We would treat him like a King and introduce his mouth and anus to our mighty tunic snakes! Our grand leader watches Saved by the Bell all day long and pleasures his manhood whenever Screech makes love to Mr. Belding. We are very interested in bringing this beloved TV icon to Iran!

Mullah of Iran

15/09/2020 07:20:11  

Lady I own this board and don’t appreciate your homophobic comment. This is a safe place for queer LOTR fans to post erotic tales. Next to Brian Bonsall’s band “Thruster” Screech Powers is the queerest thing on earth and I love it! Most people don’t know that LOTR was originally about a gay guys cock ring!

Brutus

14/09/2020 23:54:55  

Thusia, your comments are very homophobic and unappreciated. It is well known that Tolkien enjoyed the homoerotic Saved by the Bell episodes and despised Screech. Many of the elements of Lord of the Rings came from this. One time he even got together with Mr. Belding and Screech. They tag teamed Screech’s butthole. Then spitroast him. All while dressed as characters from LOTR! Now that is some erotic activities!

Burrito Supreme

14/09/2020 23:53:17  

Thusia, your comments are very homophobic and unappreciated. It is well known that Tolkien enjoyed the homoerotic Saved by the Bell episodes and despised Screech. Many of the elements of Lord of the Rings came from this. One time he even got together with Mr. Belding and Screech. They tag teamed Screech’s butthole. Then spitroast him. All while dressed as characters from LOTR! Now that is some erotic activities!

Burrito Supreme

14/09/2020 21:29:16  

I want to meet up with Screech at a hotel in Moscow. Screech and I will then tongue each other’s anuses and have cock sword fights until we are each doused in semen and feces.

Peter Strzok

14/09/2020 20:01:08  

Really sad to see what's happen here, I hope those running Burping Troll are able to clean this up if they happen to check in on it.... I came across this site through other old lotr fan sites, looking for fics and art. Going through the fanfiction on here made me smile, I just rewatched the films with a friend who had never seen them. Always wish I was a bit older when the movies came out and could have been apart of cool communities like this! :P

Wishing everyone else who might be here for actual lord of the rings content a good day, horrible that the guess board has been taken over like this. But alas, I'm glad the rest of the site is filled with fans having fun :)

Thusia Saphira

Thusia Saphira
  Canada

14/09/2020 10:40:55  

I saw an episode from the third season of Saved By The Bell where Mr. Belding was walking through the Bayside cafeteria during lunchtime. Mr. Belding was chomping on pretzel rods and he has so many pretzels in his mouth that he cheeks were all puffed up. He snuck up behind Screech and then spit an entire mouth full of semi-chewed pretzels into Screech’s Jew fro! Screech exclaimed “Zoinks!” and then turned around where Mr. Belding unleashed an epic belch in Screech’s face! This episode was filmed in front of a live studio audience and Mr. Belding apparently ad-libbed this scene. When Mr. Belding belched in Screech’s face, the entire audience burst out in cheers and laughter! Screech started crying and Mr. Belding used Screech’s tears to live up his cock before yanking down Screech’s Zubaz pants and started viciously ass-raping Screech as the audience loudly cheered him on!! This went on for a few more minutes before Mr. Belding pulled out and blew a huge load of semen into Screech’s mouth. Mr. Belding then turned around and ripped a wet fart into Screech’s face! Mr. Belding then said that it was his 10th wedding anniversary that night and that he was taking his wife out to a fancy restaurant that evening. That sure was a strange episode!

Diesel

14/09/2020 10:27:51  

Brad, Screech and Belding always got into some crazy homosexual situations! I remember that New Class episode where there was a class trip to Paris but only about 10 kids went in the trip along with Screech and Belding. They paraded around on a tandem bike like a couple of fairies. Then they went to the top of the Eiffel Tower where Mr. Belding really gave it to Screech right in the ass while Screech kept uttering “Zoinks” in front of hundreds of tourists!

Diesel

14/09/2020 07:04:18  

I was on the cruise during the New Class where for some reason Mr. Belding took about 8 students, as well as Screech, on a semester abroad. What happened the rest of the school, or even the remainder of the students in the same grade as the kids who went on the cruise, didn’t seem to matter. Now on the cruise Mr. B and Screech shared a room as lovers. One morning I was jogging on the boat and happened past their balcony. Mr. B had Screech bent over the railing and was really giving it to Screech in the ass! Screech was in ecstasy and kept yelling Zoinks. Why a school principal and his assistant would find this behavior acceptable on a class trip is beyond my comprehension. After blowing his load all over Screech Mr. B picked Screech up like Hercules and tossed him over the balcony, dropping him into the ocean! Mr. Belding then went back to bed. Someone else must have seen this as an alarm sounded and the boat stopped while they bailed that poofy headed faggot out of the ocean. The crazy thing was this happened a couple more times during the cruise! Those two lovebirds really were annoying.

Brad

12/09/2020 09:34:39  

I saw that Screech guy at the truckstop last night. He was hanging out in the bathroom leering at dudes at the urinals. He was also whining about how he had been left out of the new reboot. Saying that without he and Mr. B there couldn’t be a real reboot. He also said that Zack was a loser, and Slater was a stupid spic whose farts always smelled like burritos. He rambled on and on about how he was on the show the most and all the reboot characters abandoned the show. Thankfully a bus load of midgets came in to use the bathroom. When Screech lamented that he wished he were a midget the little guys took offence. Next thing I knew Screech’s Zubaz pants were being ripped off and a dozen or so midgets were ass raping him. He endured numerous farts to the face, a guy took a dump on his head as well. I jerked off a bit while watching this scene, then headed back to my big rig. That Screech guy really is a downer.

Willy

11/09/2020 11:34:10  

I am a tv producer. My company is filming a reality show involving Screech. It isn’t like those Housewives shows or the Khardasian shows were you learn about the daily lives of the main subject. Instead it will be a show filming random strangers ripping ass in Screech’s face! This actually happens every time Screech is out in public as everyone still hates him for being such a huge loser of Saved By The Bell!

Benjamin

10/09/2020 21:09:34  

Joe, I have no idea why he auditioned, or even how he got the audition. He asked all kinds of weird questions truly believing he was going to get the part. He wanted to know about his dressing room, and if he’d have a trailer, and if “The Chief” could have unlimited access to the set. He wanted to know how secure his dressing room would be and to let us know that if we heard farts and moaning coming from his room it was normal as that’s how he got into “actor mode”. He asked if someone would get Taco Bell for him and any “guests” each day. I’d say he really wanted the part, but I’m not sure if it was so he could have a dressing room he obviously wished to use for some sort of deranged homosexual antics, or a combination of that and money. I believe finding him in the men’s room an hour after the audition wasn’t part of his plan, but one that he stumbled onto. From what I understand he was in there for hours after I saw him there and security eventually tossed him out after getting numerous complaints.

Chuck Lorre

10/09/2020 20:57:08  

That Screech guy is jackass. Does he think he’s some kind of British critic, judging people’s food choices and farts with nonsense like “well played”? What kind of weirdo hangs around a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut judging people’s meals and huffing their farts? This guy sounds completely deranged. This Screech guy may be the worst thing to hit Florida since Ted Bundt!

Charles

10/09/2020 09:48:24  

I am the manager at the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut combo restaurant in Fort Myers, Florida. Screech comes into the restaurant periodically and he still wears those fruity pants like he did on Saved By The Bell and has huge Jew-fro. His fro reminds me of a clown’s hair and it looks greasy and is fairly gray. A few months ago, he walked into the restaurant and walked over to the line and was listening in as a big fat guy ordered both a pepperoni pizza and a value meal of greasy tacos and received a big cup to fill with Mountain Dew. Screech walked over to the fat guy and said “well played!” The fat dude gave Screech a dirty look and walked a few feet away. Screech just ordered an order of cinnamon twists and sat down leering at the fat guy eat. A few minutes later, the fat guy leaned to the side of his chair and cut a smelly fart. Screech immediately uttered “Zoinks!” and then jumped out of his chair and ran over to sniff the air near the fat guy’s ass! Screech said, “we’ll done, good man!” The fat guy was wearing shorts which did not fit properly and you could see his ass crack through a gap in the top of his shorts, just like as if he were a plumber. All of a sudden, Screech stuck his nose right into the fat guy’s sweaty ass crack! Screech’s massive hook nose fit right into that ass crack and he inhaled some deep breaths. Suddenly, the fat guy ripped a ridiculously loud wet into Screech’s nostrils! Screech fell back into the ground and started convulsing while jizzing his pants in ecstasy. Needless to say, I banned Screech from the restaurant, although I have caught him leering into the restaurant windows from outside - he was actually with his gay robot, Kevin, the last time!

Jose

10/09/2020 09:09:26  

Chuck, I’ve never seen your show, but Screech sure sounds like a gigantic faggot. Do you suspect that he only showed up at the audition so that he could easily gain access to the men’s room where he could leer at random strangers peeing and the urinals?

Joe

10/09/2020 08:20:33  

Hey everyone. I had an experience with Screech. While casting The Big Bang Theory he came in to try out for the Sheldon Cooper role. For some reason this idiot felt that Sheldon was gay. He arrived for his audition in tight leather pants and a Hawaiian shirt. I never understood this. He is obese so he looked repulsive in the leather pants. He also felt Sheldon, in a TV comedy for families, would have his microscopic dick hanging out of his pants. At first I didn’t notice as it’s so tiny. But one of my assistants finally did and pointed it out. This guy really felt he had the character down pat. To show us how an off the charts IQ Sheldon would speak we asked him to interact with another actor and ad lib a few lines. To every damn line he either said, or yelled, “Zoinks”. I have no idea how that guy got an audition but I think it may have been a prank. He brought some headshots from his one role on Saved by the Bell and tried to claim his role as nerdy Screech had set him up to be Sheldon. He even brought a highlight reel on a VHS tape that we immediately discovered contained scenes he had taped himself from TBS reruns. They included him yelling “Zoinks”, him riding a tandem bike with Mr. Belding, and him rubbing lotion all over Mr. Belding. There was also a scene where he was much younger and got “hit by lightning”. It was probably the worst audition ever. Later on that day I found him lurking in the bathroom by the urinals watching people ****. What a freak!

Chuck Lorre

09/09/2020 17:07:11  

That Screech guy showed up at my Zoo looking for a job as a bathroom attendant. I told him no one wanted some poofy headed faggot leering at their cock while they took a ****. He got all mad at this and tried to produce some references that claimed he’d been trained as a bathroom attendant at “Bayside High”. The damn document looked like it had semen and diarrhea on it! He annoyed so many people my guys wanted to feed him to a tiger but I didn’t want any trouble. So we just farted on him a few times, and I ran him over with a 4 wheeler. He kept yelling Zoinks whenever anything happened to him. He also tried to get me to let him do some stupid comedy act like my zoo is a nightclub or something. That guy only wanted jobs where he could stand around leering at dudes ****, or standing there telling unfunny jokes. He’s the laziest sack of dung I’d ever seen. To get rid of him I whipped him with a bull whip and shoed him up the ass with my boots. But he kept coming back. When I caught him tounging the anus of one of my husbands I had enough and locked him in a cage and had a buddy dump him in Florida. He seems to be up to the same old stuff in Florida. That guy is one demented faggot.

Joe Exotic

09/09/2020 11:14:03  

I met Screech at a highway rest stop last summer. Screech was loitering in there and every time someone would fart or expel feces into a toilet, Screech would utter “Zoinks!” At one point, a short bus filled with kids with Downs Syndrome stopped at the rest stop on their way to a field trip at the zoo. Those lovable ‘tards did not take kindly to Screech interrupting their farts and they threw him a beating before ass-raping Screech while a group of truckers cheered them on. Screech was easily overpowered by those uncoordinated ‘tards. What a giant faggot!

Larry Bolton

09/09/2020 10:50:15  

Angry Dad, what is with that demented freak? You should have thrown Screech a beating, although that weirdo would probably get off on getting his ass kicked! I ran into Screech at Disney World in January. I took my wife and kids to Epcot one day and as we were waiting in line to get though the turnstile, I saw a guy sweeping up garbage on the ground and I thought he looked familiar. After taking I second look, I realized it was Screech. So I yelled out “Hi, Screech,” and he walked over. I told him that I grew up watching Saved By The Bell and asked if he was filming a hidden camera show while pretending to be street sweeper. Screech relied that it was his real job because his acting fortune had been stolen by his parents, ex-girlfriends, Mario Lopez, and various shady mortgage brokers and banks. I said that was too bad and asked if he would take a photo with my wife, kids, and me. He said ok and I gave my iPhone to the guy behind us in line to take the photo. Right as I smiled for the photo, Screech dropped to his knees and tried burying his nose in the ass crease on my shorts! I ripped a fart to try to get him off me as I was disgusted and I hoped it would scare him away. Instead, Screech loved the fart and started jizzing his pants in ecstasy! I then kicked that faggot in the ribs and told him to go to hell. Anyhow, my wife and kids and I then walked through the turnstile. A few hours later, we went to the Mexico Epcot attraction and rode that crappy ride that they have there. Afterwards, I walked to the men’s room to take a leak. Once in there I saw Screech again! He was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant, so apparently he has two different jobs there. Screech then pulled down my shorts and started tonguing my anus! My ass was so sweaty from walking around in the heat al day, so it must have smelled really ripe down there. I’m not gay or anything like that, but he really went to town on my sweaty butthole like a champion! He’s a greedy little rim goblin and a damn weirdo, but I have to say that he really knows how to tongue an anus!


Ass Plunderer

09/09/2020 08:09:38  

Hey all cool dudes. It’s me. Presidential candidate Joe Biden. I know all the cool kids want to be “ridin with Biden” like that cool cat Screech. Don’t be a square and vote for Trump. Vote for me Pat Buchanan. Whoops. I mean Cool Joe Biden. Right now I’m beating my flaccid dong to the episode of Saved Bell Boy where Screech makes spaghetti sauce. What a kooky guy. That young Hispanic man just raped him for breaking all the bottles of sauce. I wish my wiener would get hard. That was hot.

Joe Biden

08/09/2020 07:59:46  

Angry Dad, what is with that demented freak? You should have thrown Screech a beating, although that weirdo would probably get off on getting his ass kicked! I ran into Screech at Disney World in January. I took my wife and kids to Epcot one day and as we were waiting in line to get though the turnstile, I saw a guy sweeping up garbage on the ground and I thought he looked familiar. After taking I second look, I realized it was Screech. So I yelled out “Hi, Screech,” and he walked over. I told him that I grew up watching Saved By The Bell and asked if he was filming a hidden camera show while pretending to be street sweeper. Screech relied that it was his real job because his acting fortune had been stolen by his parents, ex-girlfriends, Mario Lopez, and various shady mortgage brokers and banks. I said that was too bad and asked if he would take a photo with my wife, kids, and me. He said ok and I gave my iPhone to the guy behind us in line to take the photo. Right as I smiled for the photo, Screech dropped to his knees and tried burying his nose in the ass crease on my shorts! I ripped a fart to try to get him off me as I was disgusted and I hoped it would scare him away. Instead, Screech loved the fart and started jizzing his pants in ecstasy! I then kicked that faggot in the ribs and told him to go to hell. Anyhow, my wife and kids and I then walked through the turnstile. A few hours later, we went to the Mexico Epcot attraction and rode that crappy ride that they have there. Afterwards, I walked to the men’s room to take a leak. Once in there I saw Screech again! He was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant, so apparently he has two different jobs there. Screech then pulled down my shorts and started tonguing my anus! My ass was so sweaty from walking around in the heat al day, so it must have smelled really ripe down there. I’m not gay or anything like that, but he really went to town on my sweaty butthole like a champion! He’s a greedy little rim goblin and a damn weirdo, but I have to say that he really knows how to tongue an anus!


Ass Plunderer

08/09/2020 00:21:48  

I attended the early show at the Kissimmee Medieval Times today and ran into that goblin Screech in the bathroom. I was there with my family and we were having a great time. That is until I hit up the bathroom. Screech was in there as a bathroom attendant. He was leering at dudes at the urinals and as a cover when one finished ****ing he would offer to flush the urinal. He was wearing white butler gloves. It was so weird. After taking a **** I washed my hands and decided to try one of his little bottles of cologne. He came prancing over to assist me and picked out what he called his “favorite scent”. He spritzed me with it and I immediately smelled the scent of ****. When I asked him what kind of cologne it was he told me it was his own scent called “ass juice”. He told me it was his favorite scent and that dudes would be crawling all over me. As a hetero dude with a wife and kids I don’t want to smell like **** or have “dudes all over me”. I wanted to punch that weirdo so bad, but I didn’t. I wiped as much of the “ass juice” off me then went back to my seat. My wife made a face and told me I stank like ass, and I had to tell her of my strange experience with Screech. That guy is one huge faggot.

Angry Dad

07/09/2020 11:14:51  

Heroo, I met Screech-san in my karate dojo in 1991. He wanted to learn karate to defend himself against rape by high school classmates. I gave up on Screech-san after two sessions as he is a faggot. In Okinawa when I was child, we would whip homosexuals as punishment and would make them suck off ox tired after a long day in the rice paddies. I pretend to be is and trick Screech-san into believing that sucking my elderly cock and licking my wrinkled ball bag is part of karate training. What a stupid faggot Jew!!!

Mr. Miyagi

07/09/2020 03:13:18  

Pushy pushy move your Tushy everyone! Most people know me as the morbidly obese Drivers Ed teacher. What many don’t know is I was a Navy Seal in Vietnam. I used those tactics to my advantage to lurk and spy on Screech getting attacked numerous times daily. I was a voyeur who enjoyed jerking off while watching Screech get abused. Unfortunately my large girth would cause me to fall from my various hiding places and many times caused severe injuries. The never say die Navy Seal in me would always allow me to complete my mission of blowing my load before passing out from blood loss etc. the few times I did invoke myself directly I would make that goblin eat my enormous ass and suffocate him between my asscheeks. There have been rumors of my demise, but I can tell you I am very much alive and still trail that hook nosed goblin all over the country, watching random people attack and violate his anus, and masturbate vigorously while watching like a chameleon!

Mr. Tuttle

06/09/2020 20:05:46  

Hey! I come here to jerk off while selling computers, NOT see some stupid story about a bitcoin scam! Maybe you need to buy one of my 1995 Packard Bell 486 computers. Then you won’t get scammed loser! I used to occasional fart on and anally pummel that loser Screech. I couldn’t even be bothered to stop selling computers. I would ass pound that idiot, and make some cash by selling a few dozen computers to the local library. Now that’s multitasking! I also enjoyed giving Mrs. Powers a ride now and then. She was a crack smoking fiend who loved the anal action and hated her hook nosed loser of a son. Many times Belding and I would double team her and catch that beak nosed goblin trying to catch a peek through a cracked door. When I would notice many time I’d press my ass to the crack and treat his nose to some heinous gas. What good times!

Zack’s Dad

06/09/2020 15:43:14  



Telegran User : @Parwar then changed to @panel102

He has 2 telegram channels, he is the admin of Channels @ t.me/PARWARCVV and @ t.me/Swooshify

He Cheated me and Stole my 170$ BTC. I asked him lots of times to refund, but now he deleted the msgs on telegram and blocked me.

I sent money to him to buy a Phone for me.

Video Screen Record attached as evidence

 Srv11.net-Gub
  Scam

06/09/2020 10:35:23  

My son, Screech, is a huge loser. He would always ask out a black girl, Lisa Turtle, who was a total slut who would constantly reject him and would then hook up with everyone else at his school. One time he asked her out and was rejected for like the 50th time. When he got him, he walked in on Lisa and I bumping tacos - we were intensely dyking out and that little rim goblin interrupted us! He then started crying like a huge faggot!!

Mrs. Powers

06/09/2020 07:41:16  

I was Mr. Powers on the show Saved by the Bell. However I was so disgusted with my faggot son Screech I refused to be seen. Instead I changed my name and traveled the world as a stewardess. I got AIDS and helped transmit it all over the United States. Compared to my son Screech I’m a hero.

Gaëtan Dugas

06/09/2020 06:47:57  

I banged Mrs. Powers while Mr. Belding presses Screech’s face up against my ass. When I was about to cum, I pulled out and jizzed into Screech’s mouth while Mrs. Powers fingered herself. Mr. Tuttle his behind a potted plant while jerking off during this incident.

Zack Morris

05/09/2020 09:36:06  

I was in my early 30s when Saved By The Bell aired. I thought Screech was really hot and I was so jealous of Mr. Belding on that show. I would fantasize about peeing and going dookie in Screech’s Jewish afro. I wondered how many of my bodily fluids Screech’s fro could absorb. I also dreamed of holding Screech’s face against my naked ass and then spraying diarrhea into his mouth for sexual purposes. I would strangle him with my thong underwear and would run the skidmarks all over his head and would then kick him in the junk and up the ass in front of everyone at the Max. Zacks dad would be standing in the corner of the Max on his huge cellular phone selling computers to the nearby businesses while sporting a massive erection watching me humiliate Screech. Then I would give Screech anal followed by Corky from Life Goes On who would pump a huge load of his diseased semen into Screech’s anus, infecting Screech with a bad strain of Down’s Syndrome and other dangerous STDs

Gay Dude

Thursday, September 03, 2020

Queer Posts From Another Forum - Part 3

 I found more spank-worthy posts from another forum:

03/09/2020 10:28:09  

I stopped at the Taco Bell in Reno, Nevada on 4th Street last night for dinner after 10 hours of driving a truckload of goods to a Walmart warehouse on the outskirts of town. The AC in my big rig was busted and I drove through done intense heat. Needless to say, I sweated through my clothes and was soaked with sweat by the time I reached the Taco Bell. I had eaten a pepperoni pizza for lunch and washed it down with a couple two-liters of Mountain Dew which I gulped from during the long trip and had a bit of gas. Anyhow, I got to the Taco Bell and heard some type of commotion coming from the men’s room as I ate some super greasy tacos for dinner. I heard some loud farts and moaning coming from the men’s room, which was a bit unsettling! I also drank my a big cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast so quickly that I kept belching while eating. It was a little embarrassing as some other patrons in the restaurant kept looking over while I repeatedly belched and also farted. Anyhow, I walked over to the men’s room and opened the door - I was immediately hit by the stench of anus! I looked in and was amazed to see Screech by the Bell! It appeared as though he was working there as an unpaid bathroom attendant as he had a stack of paper towel and some breath mints and small bottles of cologne. He also had a poofy Jew-from and was wearing rainbow colored Zubaz. So I walked to a stall and Screech asked if I needed any help pulling down my pants or wiping. I was disgusting and told Screech I wasn’t a faggot and that he needed to leave me alone. So I walked into the stall and pulled down my pants and sat down and loudly sprayed diarrhea. Screech uttered “Zoinks!!!” and congratulated me and said that the sound of my feces hitting the toilet water was “really hot.” I was totally freaked out by this point and then I heard the stall door shaking as Screech tried to open it from the outside even though it was locked. The next thing I knew, Screech managed to open the door and as I stood up to beat his faggot ass, he did a juke move and somehow ended up behind me. Then he pressed his mouth up against my sweaty ass and started tonguing my anus! Although I was disgusted I have to admit that as a straight man, Screech can really give a pleasurable anal toungue bath! Screech licked my anus clean and also used his Jew fro to knock away little bits of feces! He kept uttering “Zoinks” throughout this entire incident. I then got up, tipped Screech a quarter for his bathroom attendant services and then went on my way. I have to say that although he was a horrible actor and is still incredibly annoying, he’s finally found his calling as an unpaid bathroom attendant!

Johnny Lawrence
 

03/09/2020 06:32:36  

I also got AIDS from that faggot Screech’s Jew Fro. I ain’t no homo or nothin. I’m a long haul trucker. One time I was coming though Reno and stopped off to take a dump. I had recently eaten at the Waffle House and their hash browns covered in chili and jalapeños were making my bowels growl. When I entered the bathroom I ran into a stall and immediately began spraying diarrhea and ripping loud farts. Seconds later I hear this guy yell “Zoinks” and start clapping, telling me how amazing my dump and farts were. He kept up this nonsense as I sat there grunting out more diarrhea and farts. That’s when I noticed there was no toilet paper. I had to think quick and I stood up and kicked open the stall. The door cracked that weirdo right in his giant nose, causing him to yell “ double Zoinks” and fall over. I dragged him into the stall and used his giant poofy Jew Fro as toilet paper. I then got the hell out of dodge. Next time I went for my truckers physical my doc tells me I have AIDS! It had to be that faggots Jew Fro! It was probably caked in all kinds of bodily fluids and diseases! I hate that guy and he better watch out for Buffalo Bill!

Buffalo Bill

03/09/2020 06:20:38  

I got AIDS from wiping my ass on Screech’s Jew-Fro!

Jm J Bullock

02/09/2020 23:15:15  

Hi this is Troy Fromin coming at you. I played Ox and Scud on Saved By The Bell. Let me tell you that Screech was such a total loser and one of the biggest faggots I have ever met. I was in the men's room smoking crack with Johnny Dakota during lunchtime one day when Screech walked in and gayed up the bathroom - he just oozes homosexuality! He coughed when he smelled the smoke from Johnny's crack pipe and totally killed our buzz. So I slugged Screech in the gut and Johnny burned Screech's neck with a hot crack pipe. Then Johnny shoved Screech's face into my ass crack and I farted on his hook nose! Then all of a sudden, I heard someone say "Hay, hey hey, what is going on here" and looked over and saw Mr. Belding exiting a stall where he had apparently been lifting weights for some reason. I'm not sure why Mr. B lifted weights in the boys bathroom instead of in a gym like a normal person, but it is what it is. Mr. B was wearing an extra small Bayside shirt on his obese XXL body and was sweating profusely from doing forearm curls while sitting on the toilet. Mr. B was really angry and slapped Screech right in the head so hard that Screech's Jew fro shook. Then Mr. B shoved Screech's head into his ass crack and made Screech eat every fecal chip which was down there. I don't know how Screech did this as Mr. B's ass smelled heinous - I was standing 10 feet away and almost keeled over from the stench but Screech went to town like a greedy little rim goblin! Mr. B, Johnny, and I then proceeded to triple-team Screech until he was covered in about a gallon of semen and a pound of feces! It was a good time!!!

Troy Fromin

02/09/2020 01:36:32  

I hate Screech. He is national disgrace to USA.

Kim Jong Un

02/09/2020 01:20:52  

Hey everyone. It’s your friendly weirdo restaurant owner who also does magic tricks. I used to make my dick disappear into Screech’s butthole on a regular basis. I hated Screech. He was always annoying my customers and yelling “Zoinks”. The men’s room toilets were always overflowing from people shoving Screch’s head into them and flushing them. The men’s room was like a bordello with dudes constantly butt slamming Screech (including Mr. Belding and Zack’s Dad). It always reeked of ass. When he wasn’t getting ass reamed I would get constant complaints from customers who would use the bathroom and find Screech leering at them taking a ****, or cheering on a really smelly dump. That guy was the worst.

Max

01/09/2020 09:05:31  

Volleyball Mike, I also want a piece of Screech’s anus! Screech was so annoying when he workwe at my Malibu Sands resort! I also caught him loitering in the men’s room spying on strangers peeing and going doodoo, like a mentally deranged cock goblin. I want to grab that Jew-froed faggot by his hook nose and the shove his head in between my large sweaty asscheeks! His head will get stuck and I will rip fart after fart into his face as he struggles to breathe. His head will remain stuck between my asscheeks until I make a dookie which is so massive that it pushes Screech’s head from the crack of my ass! He will smell like my anus by this point and then I will give him some rough anal sex in front of the resort staff where Zack and Slater will jerk each other off!

Mr. Carosi

01/09/2020 07:08:55  

That idiot Screech broke my foot keeping me out of the big Malibu Sands volleyball game. I had my eye on Kelly and planned on banging her after the game. Screech crushed that dream and I could no longer play volleyball. I had a scholarship to Stanford that I lost because of that butthead. I’ve been waiting decades to get my revenge. I need to ravage Screech’s anus while setting his giant Jew fro on fire. Hopefully Leah Remini will help me out and queef on his giant hook nose, then rub her asshole on it. I need payback!

Volleyball Mike

01/09/2020 07:08:55  

That idiot Screech broke my foot keeping me out of the big Malibu Sands volleyball game. I had my eye on Kelly and planned on banging her after the game. Screech crushed that dream and I could no longer play volleyball. I had a scholarship to Stanford that I lost because of that butthead. I’ve been waiting decades to get my revenge. I need to ravage Screech’s anus while setting his giant Jew fro on fire. Hopefully Leah Remini will help me out and queef on his giant hook nose, then rub her asshole on it. I need payback!

Volleyball Mike

01/09/2020 07:08:54  

That idiot Screech broke my foot keeping me out of the big Malibu Sands volleyball game. I had my eye on Kelly and planned on banging her after the game. Screech crushed that dream and I could no longer play volleyball. I had a scholarship to Stanford that I lost because of that butthead. I’ve been waiting decades to get my revenge. I need to ravage Screech’s anus while setting his giant Jew fro on fire. Hopefully Leah Remini will help me out and queef on his giant hook nose, then rub her asshole on it. I need payback!

Volleyball Mike

31/08/2020 09:51:31  

Leah, you should have jumped in and queefed in Screech’s gargoyle like face. His hook nose would have sucked it up like a Hoover. I heard that when the girls on the show got annoyed with him they would do funny things like have their periods on his face, and queef on him. No one liked Screech. Even Mr. B hated him and they dated for awhile!

Mike Goblin

31/08/2020 08:45:52  

Hi, I just found this guestbook when I was searching for information on Dustin “Screech” Diamond. I played “Stacey Carosi” on the “Malibu Sands” episode arc during the third season of Saved By The Bell. I want to tell you that Screech is a creepy weirdo! He was dating Dennis Haskins in real life at the time, but he was always coming onto Ernie Sabella, the a for who played my father, Leon Carosi, during those episodes. I guess that Dustin Diamond has a thing for fat middle-ages men! Everyone on the set thought that Dustin was a Brillo-headed faggot. One time Dennis Haskins Drive over to the set and caught Dustin in the men’s room eating out Ernie’s ass! Dennis then dragged Dustin onto the beach and dropped his shorts and ripped ass into Dustin’s face! Then Ernie waddled over and did the same! I was shocked when Dennis and Ernie each pressed their bare asses up against opposing sides of Dustin’s face and simultaneously ripped ass! And let me tell you, those two fatties produced some stinky farts! Then Dennis started doing Dustin in the ass while Dusting sucked off Ernie! Ernie and Dennis were giving each other high-fives while giving it to Dustin! I bet that Dustin is still a creeper nearly 30 later and that is probably why they didn’t want him on that a Peacock series

Leah Remini

31/08/2020 04:03:18  

Dennis Haskins I’m a huge fan! I always loved when you would teach that poofy headed Screeh a nice lesson. Yet he never seemed to learn anything. At what point did you decide that the repeated lessons had made Screech less intelligent then Corky? When did you realize Corky would make a better assistant while Screech belonged in the boys bathroom as an unpaid bathroom attendant intern? I think it’s criminal you weren’t invited back for the reboot. Do you think it’s because you’re so obese that the food you eat creates the most foul smelling dumps known to man?

Ash

30/08/2020 07:24:48  

Screech was my bitch when we were on Saved By The Bell. I enjoyed rubbing his Jewish Afro all over my balls and anus. Screech was my sex slave and it is quite obvious to anyone who paid attention as there were several episodes of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where there were inside jokes about our real-life gay relationship. For example, Screech oiled me up at a country club during one episode - after filming that scene i oiled up my cock and had rough anal sex with Screech! I would also cut farts during some of our scenes to see if Screech would break character - one time that little faggot fell over and jizzed himself after sniffing one of my potent farts

Dennis Haskins

27/08/2020 22:42:54  

Paul, those early episodes where Mylo smoked crack and had his way with Screech were fantastic. It was so strange that a janitor would wear a sport coat and tie while pouring that smelly sawdust substance on barf in the school hallways, but I suppose that was for comic relief.

I would very much like to meet Screech. I’m as straight as an arrow, but I think it would be cool to jizz into Screech’s Jew fro. I would watch some hot porn of lesbians dyking out while I masturbate before blowing a huge load of semen onto Screech’s poofy ‘fro! As a straight man, I have to admit that jizzing onto Screech would be very fun!

The Booty Burglar

27/08/2020 03:19:47  

Paul Bunyan here. I’m not gay or nothin but I really want to put my man meat into Screech’s poop chute! That fruitcake has angered me ever since I saw him on Saved by the Bell. I remember it was season 1 with Mylo the Janitor who for some reason they tried to class up by having him wear a suit. In this episode good ole Mylo was smoking crack in the boiler room when Screech came in whining that he didn’t have any friends. Next thing you know Mylo is taking a dump on Screech and putting his crack pipe out in Screech’s ass. Screech kept yelling Zoinks over and over again until Mr. Belding heard him and came running in. Instead of helping the kid Mr. Belding ripped fart after fart in Screech’s face while partaking in Mylo’s crack. Of course that idiot Screech sat there yelling Zoinks over and over. You’d think after being assaulted the idiot would have reported them to the police. But that clown kept coming back for more abuse, thinking the janitor was his best buddy. What a jackass. Now many years later I need to fire my seed down that guys throat so he can’t yell “Zoinks” anymore!

Paul Bunyan

26/08/2020 06:44:59  

Biggest Bopper. I Jan Lewan was disgraced and had to spend time in Big House. I learned “prison rules” while in Big House, which say no one is gay who has prison rule sex with gay man like Screech. I am knowing you are familiar with this as well. I believe he may been your assistant and you gave him ass and mouth delights. That no make you gay. We need to team to do this spitroast thing I learn about. I will accept either end, and my fans will dance in joy while we make Screech our pleasure machine. Many people do not know that elderly fans of Jan Lewan are all not only lovers of polka music but also lovers of man like Screech. They will make eyes water with diaper farts and will dance on Screech tiny ding dong. I excited to see this happen!

Jan Lewan

26/08/2020 06:32:31  

Wow, I’m so glad I found this comment forum. You guys have posted some interesting stories about this Screech character. I would like to partake! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gay or anything, but I would enjoy standing bare-asses naked in front of Screech as he sits in a chair with my anus positioned about a foot or so from Screech’s giant hook nose. I will stand at a counter while eating a large number of greasy tacos from Taco Bell while drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew. Then I will rip some meaty and repugnant wet farts right into Screech’s face. I will then turn around and belch in his face. I will watch as a homeless man proceeds to strangle Screech with a jock strap which has been soaked in urine. I will get a good laugh in before peeing into Screech’s ‘fro before pulling up my pants and driving back home to see my girlfriend for some hot sex while the “Miss Bayside” episode plays in the background!

Big Bopper

26/08/2020 01:06:01  

Hello all new fans. I Jan Lewan am very much enjoy this sexy talk about Screech. As I write I come up with new Polka Songs. All involve Screech and having sex or going doo doo on him. These are sure to be polka smash hits. I am currently writing “Polka Spitroast” which will tell the story of me Jan Lewan and a fan providing exquisite pleasures to Screech mouth and butthole while elderly people dance to polka music and eat kielbasa and pirogies. The fans will dance and the food make them **** and fart all over the place. What fun! I am so happy to have new fans. This country number 1! If you would like to meet me Jan Lewan and participate in Screech love during concert write in here. Be warned it will be much fun but there will thousands of horny farting and ****ting old people doing boogie dance!

Jan Lewan

25/08/2020 10:17:50  

Hey guys, I am 100% heterosexual and have a hot girlfriend. However, as a straight man I have to say that I would enjoy squatting over Screech's face and then taking a massive dump into his mouth, just like Mr. Belding used to do after wrapping each episode. I would also like to wipe my ass clean with Screech's Jew-fro

Joe

25/08/2020 06:43:20  

I would like to meet the Screech character and abuse him as so many others have. I would enjoy peeing onto a plate on which his bologna sandwich is laying. I would totally soak it with urine and then make him eat it. I’m not gay or anything like that, but humiliating Screech in this way would be a barrel of fun and I’m sure I’d think about it while having sex with my girlfriend afterwards. I would also love to rip a smelly fart in his face as he chomps down on his sandwich!

The General

24/08/2020 10:33:48  

Jan, that is a hot story! You have me an idea - I think several guys from a street fest should each each some type of sausage, wash it down with cheap beer and Mountain Dew, and then rip ass into Screech’s face. Screech is a raging homosexual, so I think he would enjoy this and would willingly be tied to the interior of a Port-a-Potty with cable ties. Then each dude would eat a different type of sausage, such as Kielbasa, Bratwurst, Liverwurst, Salami, or Pepperoni. After eating, each guy would drink a couple beers and suck down a 32-Oz Mountain Dew before entering the Port-a-Potty and then ripping ass in Screech’s face. We will also duct tape the vent on the Port-a-Potty to trap the farts in with Screech! After a couple farts, it will smell like anuses in the Port-a-Potty and Screech will function as a human air filter to inhale the farts and exhale carbon dioxide. Also, each guy can take turns ****ing into Screech’s poofy Jew-fro! After we’re done, we can prank Screech by tipping the Port-a-Potty over, covering Screech in the blue toilet water which is filled to the brim with pee and faces! Screech is a demented faggot, so he’ll jizz his Zubaz pants repeatedly during this encounter!!!!!!!

Quake

24/08/2020 02:12:16  

Hello everyone who also likes Screech butthole. I am Jan Lewan, famous polka singer. I want you to buy my new polka album where I Jan Lewan sing amazing tunes while giving Screech anal delights. Funny part happens when my accordion player plays the accordion on Screech ding a ling and crushes it. Another orchestra player who had too much of the kielbasa and sauerkraut rips smelly farts in Screech’s face, bringing everyone joy. Please buy my new album Jan Lewan Invades Screeech. See I add extra “e” so I have no copyright problem. Haha. Soon tickets will go on sale for the album tour. Screchy will be joining us so everyone can have good times with his butthole and pubic fro.

Jan Lewan

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Queer Posts From Another Forum - Part 2

I found more hot spank-tastic posts in another forum:

23/08/2020 06:25:28  

I went to high school with Dustin Diamond, the guy who played Screech on Saved By The Bell. He was an even bigger loser in real-life than he was on Saved By The Bell, if you can believe that! He was also really creepy and a huge queer. He caught him trying to stare at my cock while I peed at a urinal a couple times and several other classmates had similar experience. I also heard that he would eavesdrop on other guys going #2 on the toilet. During a senior class awards presentation he was voted “Most Likely To Suck A Cock”. He also took a 45-year-old Mr Belding as his date to the prom and I saw them sneak into a bathroom stall. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but I heard some loud farts and moaning followed by what sounded like rough butt-slamming. I then saw the stall door open and Mr Belding and Diamond were both sweaty and disheveled- Screech was limping in apparent pain while Belding was walking normally. Belding saw me and then grabbed Diamond by his Jew-fro and shoved Diamond’s head up against his ass and ripped an insanely loud fart - I think Belding was just showing off because he saw me!

Tom

22/08/2020 01:24:06  

I want to sing Polka Music while making love to Screech’s butthole. Then I will put on a concert while my friends and family dance and stomp on Screech’s nude body. My youngest fan is 83 years old and the oldest is 103. They will all dance and stomp on Screech as they enjoy my polka music. Those who wear diapers will dump them on Screech’s head. It will be a huge success for everyone! Screech please contact me to make this event happen soon!

Jan Levan

21/08/2020 07:34:26  

Hey Screech! Pencil me in for tomorrow night at 10:45pm in the dumpster behind the Medieval Times in Kissimmee. I will spray diarrhea on you, fart in you face, and shoe you up the ass before giving you the buttslamming of a lifetime. I will be dressed as Zack. Don’t let me down faggot!

Jack the Ass Ripper

20/08/2020 08:19:29  

Steve, that is one highly erotic idea! I bet Screech would love having his tiny bean bag whipped by a car antenna. While you whipped his nuts I could give him further pleasure by teabagging him and ripping wet farts in his face. I’m not gay either, but I think this would be a fun filled adventure. Does anyone know if he’s sporting an enormous Jew Fro again? I would love to take a dump on him then wipe my ass with his Jew Fro!

Billy McFiddle

20/08/2020 07:46:57  

Is Screech into S&M? I think it would be really cool to whip his balls with a belt or car antenna. I would also like to kick him up the ass and then fart in his face. I would eat a large deep dish pizza with extra sausage, pepperoni, and cheese and would wash it down with several glasses of Mountain Dew. This concoction would allow me to produce some nasty, disgusting farts and some epic belches! Don’t get me wrong - I’m not gay or anything like that, but the mere thought of making Screech from Saved by the Bell inhale noxious odors expelled from my anus is highly interesting to me. After he tries recovering from a fart in his face, leaning in to belch loudly in his face would be the cherry on top!

Steve McBallbag

20/08/2020 02:39:43  

I worked on The New Class with Screech and man that guy was the worst. By this time he had a real dressing room. He constantly had dudes waiting to see him. Now in the industry it’s normally not a big deal for an actor to have a meeting in their dressing room, or have a friend drop by etc. Screech used it for a different purpose. One day I remember seeing a really weird looking guy wandering around. He was looking for Screech’s dressing room and said Screech had “penciled him in” whatever the hell that meant. This guy was wearing leather pants and a shirt with Corey Haim’s picture on it. I showed him where Screech’s dressing room was and he knocked and Screech seemed thrilled to meet him when he opened the door. This guy went into Screech’s dressing room and the next thing I know we hear enormous farts, belches, and the sounds of buttslamming followed by repeated “Zoinks”. The entire hallway outside his dressing room stank of anus. We figured this was a one time thing and ignored it. But then it happened the next day with a totally new weirdo. After that it happened every single day, some days 4 or 5 dudes would show up. When we confronted Screech he claimed they were all potential business opportunities people were proposing to him since he was so rich and famous. We knew this was garbage and even confronted him with a website where people would schedule gay sex with him! When we showed it to him he yelled “double Zoinks” and threatened to stab my co-worker who showed it to him. Screech was one deranged guy.

Tom

19/08/2020 21:46:47  

I discovered that my cable service provides free access to the Peacock Network. I discovered an old episode of “Murder, She Wrote” from the mid-1990s which guest-started Corky! Corky seemed like such a lovable ‘Tard during the first 45 minutes of the show as Angela Lansbury tried to determine who was a serial killer who had been strangling truck drivers with diapers! Corky seemed so innocent in the beginning as he was shown primarily watching He-Man cartoons and eating Cheetos and sucking down cans of Pepsi. But with about 15 minutes left in the episode, Angela Lansbury walked in on Corky peeing in a closet and saw that he was hung like a horse, so she had sex with him. She relaxed after climaxing and looked in the floor and saw two of Corky’s diapers filled with doodoo - the entire bedroom must have smelled like feces! But she also saw blood on the sides of the diapers and thought he may have used the diapers to strangle someone. Then she realized that there was a dead trucker driver in the closet whose body Corky had been sodomizing for weeks after his death. Then she called the police and had Corky arrested. He was so angry that he overflowed his diaper with dookie! It was a great episode

Diesel

19/08/2020 05:29:11  

I worked on the original version of Saved by the Bell as a security guard. All of the stars of the show had nice dressing rooms with their names on the doors. Screech was a different story. At first he didn’t have a dressing room at all. He just had a little corner of Mr. Tuttles dressing room. But Screech complained so much they finally cleaned out a janitors closet and gave it to him. They put “Troll” on the door which everyone found funny but Screech. Many times when someone had to fart they would open the door to his dressing room and rip ass into it. Screech complained his door didn’t have a lock but they never did give him one. It was pretty funny.

Vinnie

18/08/2020 15:49:08  

Screech sure annoyed everyone in came in contact with. Many people just hated him. But he also had a large homosexual fan base that hated him, but also wanted to pound his every orifice while doing unimaginable things to him. I bet after that Burger King escapade Diamond later met up with that guy in a dumpster out back for some hot man love. Back then Diamond was known to allow fans to schedule gay sex with him by writing to him and demanding he “pencil them in” for a certain time slot. I’ve heard he no longer responds to those requests, and one now has to run into him. Unlike every other person on earth it is acceptable if one runs into Screech to violently attack and sexually assault him.

Burrito Supreme

18/08/2020 10:54:24  

I was eating lunch at a Burger King in the spring of 1998 in Burbank, CA near the NBC lot. Screech walked in with some of the other actors on The New Class. I saw Screech order from the Value Menu and heard him try to order a "Big Mac" and uttered "zoinks" when he was informed that they didn't sell those at Burger King.

He and his fellow actors then sat down to eat. After eating a Whopper for a couple minutes, I saw a big fat guy go up to get a refill on a Coke from the soda machine and then walked right up to Screech. I thought he was going to ask for an autograph but instead he belched right in Screech's face - it was so loud! I and several other people started laughing and then the fat guy ripped an insanely loud fart in Screech's face before belching again and walking away. It was hilarious!

Bob

17/08/2020 05:41:49  

That was a great episode of Saved By The Bell and you just know that Brian Dennehy ad-libbed most of his lines and jizz scene! I also liked the episode where JM J Bullock guest starred as a school bus driver. JM J Bullock was known to be HIV+ at the time of his appearance. During the episode, Zack, Slater, Jessie, Kelley, Screech, Scud, Ox, and the rest of the gang got on the bus to school, as did Mr Belding! It was strange that a high school principal making $200k+ per year would ride a school bus with a bunch of kids, but that was what happened. At one point, Mr. Belding stood up and walked down the aisle to where Screech was sitting and the jumps around so his ass was in Screech’s face and then ripped ass, causing everyone of the bus to clap and laugh while cheering on Mr. B as Screech yelled out “Zoinks!!” Then bus driver JM J Bullock yelled at Screech to shut up and that he’d give Screech something to zoink about. Then he pulled the bus off to the side of the road and grabbed Screech bbbthe Jew fro and pulled him off the bus. Then JM J Bullock yanked down Screech’s Zubaz pants and started viciously ass-raping Screech while everyone on the bus cheered him on and started pleasuring themselves! Lisa and Kelly fingered each other vigorously at the sight of Screech being anally violated! Zack and Slater started jerking off Mr Belding until he blew his load into Screech’s book bag! Then JM J Bullock said Screech was going to get AIDS before bellowing like a hippopotamus as his jizzed into Screech’s torn anus! That was a fantastic guest appearance and it really taught fans about the danger of AIDS.

Ass Plunderer

17/08/2020 02:54:39  

I just saw an episode of Saved by the Bell the New Class where Brain Dennehy guest starred as the wrestling coach. When Screech kept interrupting his practices Dennehy got angry and decided to show the team some special moves. He grabbed Screech by the neck, and ripped off his Zubaz before body slamming Screech to the mat. He then violently tea bagged Screech while dangling his nuts from his wrestling singlet. He then farted right in Screech’s face before dropping an elbow onto screech’s hook nose. He then pulled off his single and flipped Screech over before giving Screech some rough anal sex. When Screech began yelling “Zoinks” Dennehy started punching him in the back of the head, and tearing it large chunks of his jew fro. Dennehy then blew his load all over Screech’s head before giving him a pile driver, snapping Screech’s neck. After that he finally went for the pin, and the entire team broke out cheering. Coach Dennehy then took the team to The Max for some burgers while Screech lay on the mat covered in jizz, unable to move his body. Screech did keep yelling “Zoinks” even though he was paralyzed which I found funny. What a great episode!

Pete

17/08/2020 02:36:20  

I saw that Screech guy at Medieval Times today. It seems he has two jobs there now. Before the show I saw him cleaning up horse **** in the stables. It was pretty funny as the horse was right there and kicked him right in the bean bag making Screech fly backwards and fall into a pile of ****. Later I saw Screech in the bathroom doing his usual bathroom attendant duties. He hadn’t bathed and stank of horse ****. It was pretty disgusting, but he was still giving it his all leering at dudes, clapping for farts etc. His tip hat even had a few quarters in it along with the normal turd or two. Screech seems to really be moving up at Medieval Times.

Crotch

15/08/2020 02:51:45  

I worked on Saved by the Bell the New Class during the mid nineties and watched Screech’s stupid antics. Someone asked where his money went. He spent his money on ridiculous garbage. One item I remember well. In the mid nineties cell phones were no longer the huge phones Zack had, but were still pretty large. They were still a bit of a status symbol as not many people had them. Screech, thinking he was a major celebrity not only had a cellphone, he had a custom cellphone. He had a cellphone designed by Nokia just for him in the shape of a penis. He liked to brag that he spent $50k on it and it was a one of a kind. The ringtone was him yelling “Zoinks”. That phone was absurd and he carried it everywhere. No one ever called him on it unless someone was pranking him. A few times myself and others on the show would call him and he would get excited only to answer the phone and hear a wet fart on the other end. He had no friends to call so he was always trying to call Mr. Belding. One time I was standing close enough to hear Mr. Belding scream at him calling Screech a “hook nosed, douchebag, loser” and to never call him again. Later that day a Screech did call him again and Mr. Belding came running down the hall and clotheslined Screech. He then grabbed Screech’s penis cell phone and pulled down his Zubaz pants. It was hilarious when Mr. Belding shoved the penis cellphone up Screech’s ass, then trudged back down the hall. Almost immediately people began calling the phone and we could hear Screech’s ass yelling “Zoinks” every time someone called. I never saw that penis cellphone again after that day, but that was the type of stuff Screech wasted his money on. I think one time he paid like $10k for a pair of Webster’s underoos that had some huge skid marks in them. He was a really stupid guy.

Greg

14/08/2020 08:19:48  

Rob, that was one hot and erotic episode! Everything is so PC and stupid today. An episode like that would never be allowed. The 80’s was full of amazing shows. I remember an episode of Mr. Belvedere where Screech was Wesley’s friend and came over for a sleepover. He annoyed the entire family so much that George made him sleep in Mr. Belvedere’s room. Mr. Belvedere had a bad case of hemmorhoids at the time and to relieve them he sat on Screech’s face bare assed and made Screech tongue his filthy, hemmorhoid ridden anus. After Screech passed out from lack of oxygen Mr. Belvedere took a dump in his Jew Fro, then tossed him out the window. The laugh track was off the hook during this amazing scene. After tossing him out the window Mr. Belvedere drank some tea while writing his his little diary, then went to bed. Such an amazing episode that would never be allowed on TV today.

Spankie

14/08/2020 06:32:35  

Screech deserved that for dating a man 50 years older than him! Dudley and Mr. Horton made a better couple anyway. At the end of that episode, Screech ran into the loving arms of the guy with the beard who kidnapped Sam and they played a loving round of “Neptune: King of the Sea”!

I recently watched another episode from the 8th season - it was the episode where Mr. Drummond got married and Sam shares a bunk bed with Arnold. Arnold kept peeing in the bed, which caused a rift with Arnold as the bedroom reeked of the smell of urine! So Sam’s classmate, Screech, cane over to play and then stayed for dinner. Screech complained that the bread on his dinner sandwich had a crust on it and Mr Drummond said “shut up, you HOOK-NOSED RIM GOBLIN! I’LL GIVE YOU A CRUST, FAGGOT!” And then Mr Drummond pulled down his trousers and pulled off his underwear, revealing a yellow pee stain on the front and dark
doodoo stains encrusted on the back! Mr Drummond proceeded to rub the doodoo crust stain in Screech’s hook nose before pressing his 70-year-old bare ass against Screech’s face and then ripped ass! Pearl fingered herself at the sight before spraying period blood onto Screech’s Jew-fro. Then the Gooch made his first, and only, appearance on the show where he raped Screech. It was odd as the laugh track was running during this rape scene... Finally, the short elderly housekeeper from the second season showed up and queefed right in Screech’s face - it was the first time she’d been on the show in years and I think she was around years old!!! What a great episode!

Rob

14/08/2020 05:33:22  

I remember when that Screech guy showed up on the set of “Diff’rent Strokes” to see “his boyfriend” Mr. Horton. Screech was so upset when he saw Mr. Horton was now dating Dudley. He began to cry, which annoyed everyone including Pearl the Housekeeper. She queefed right in his crying face, flattening his Jew fro and making the air stink like garbage. Mr. Drummond also farted on the little troll while Mr. Horton and Dudley road bicycles around the house nude!

Willis

12/08/2020 07:01:38  

What the hell is wrong with Screech? Just because he’s some type of demented faggot and thinks of himself as Mr. Belding’s cock-sucking rim goblin does not mean he deserves a role in a Lord of the Rings movie! My buddy saw him at Disneyland in the summer of 1996. He had an enormous point Jew-fro at the time. He thought it looked cool and would go up to girls and try to hit on them, but was always rejected except by the women who were pushing 350lb. But my buddy did see him in the men’s room. My buddy walked in and caught him eating out Corky’s filthy anus! Corky has literally just filled up his diaper with dookie and then took it off and Screech ate out his anus and licked it clean! Then the guy who played Corky’s dad shoved Screech’s head in between Corky’s sweaty butt cheeks and Corky proceeded to rip a loud fart - it was a bit muffled by Screwch’s Jew-fro, yet it was still quite loud. Then, all of a sudden, Jim Edmonds, a baseball player on the California Angeles, walked out of a stall while wearing his full Angel’s uniform. Jim Edmonds then filled down Screech’s Zubaz pants and really started giving it to Screech, right in the ass!!! After several minutes, Corky, Corky’s dad, and Jim Edmonds and all blown their loads into Screech and were all farting in Screech’s face repeatedly until Screech rolled over and jizzed himself in ecstasy!!

Beef