More Posts From the "Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum" (February 8, 2017 - February 15, 2017)

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There is a New Book About Screech Entitled "The Price of Pansies"

There is a new book about Screech entitled "The Price of Pansies."  It is about his life after being fired from his unpaid job as Mr. Belding's assistant on Saved By The Bell: The New Class.  This book tells stories about Screech's early years as a male prostitute.

A New "Choose Your Own Adventure" Book About Screech and Corky!

In the mid 1980s, there was a popular line of children's paperback books entitled "Choose Your Own Adventure." In each book, the reader was presented with at least two choices every few pages and based on the reader's choice selection, the reader was instructed to turn to a particular page to continue the story so that the reader had a feeling like he or she was choosing the outcome of the story.

In an apparently effort to revive his floundering career, Screech is appearing in a series of "Choose Your Own Adventure" books with Corky from Life Goes On!  I'm sure these books will be quite popular, particularly within the gay community. Based on a particular choice selection, will Screech end up with Corky's diaper being rubbed on his face or will he be slapped around by Corky??? The result will be based on the reader's choices!!!

Here is a picture of one of their books, entitled "Screech and Corky Visit the Bronx Zoo."  I bet that Corky goes into a frenzied rage when he enters the zoo, as he reportedly loves the zoo!

Important Anthony Rizzo Equation

Anthony Rizzo is the first baseman on the Chicago Cubs and one of the best young players in the game. He has finished fourth in the National League MVP vote for the past two seasons. He is apparently also well-known for his pepperoni farts which he reportedly occasionally rips in the face of the catcher on an opposing team in order to gain an advantage when he is in the batter's box!

Here is an important Anthony Rizzo equation: