Tuesday, March 28, 2017

More Posts From the "Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum" (February 8, 2017 - February 15, 2017)

Here are comments from the Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum between February 8, 2017 and February 15, 2017:





Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 11:16:47 GMT
This is Bruce, the father of Rookie. Please excuse my son for his behavior - we have been dating and hooking up for years and he is upset because I recently dumped him. Although I love him, his butthole has become far too loose and stretched out for my taste. He'll feel better when he finds another guy to date.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 09:38:22 GMT
Haha sounds good to me. Music to my ears. Thank you! So much! Bless you lol

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 09:26:08 GMT
You get it now haha. We know how to handle it. (Psychologically, not physically.) Let us take it from here. We gotchu girl. No pun intended haha.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 08:54:00 GMT
I take it back Dad. Have at him haha =)

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 08:52:36 GMT
Vet, can you spell cat? Ill give you 5 minutes to figure it out. Readyyy. Go.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 08:51:02 GMT
I'm speaking to the person defending me Vet. Vet you are bar far the most repulsive human being to walk the earth. I literally cant stop laughing at you! Vet, are you able to recite your ABCs and 123s?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 08:40:28 GMT
Rook why are you now pretending to talk to your Dad? Did he drop ass on you as a child damaging your brain? You have promised multiple times now that you would leave. Please do so, or agree to meet up so I can take a massive dump on your head followed my some heave Arabian goggles!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 08:19:34 GMT
Rook, why are you still here? How many damn times are you going to say that you are gone for good only to post an hour later? I would love to have so much hot anal sex with you that you end up needing a colostomy bag!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 07:33:15 GMT
First class losers.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 07:31:30 GMT
Dad?!? Please don't do anything illegal. They're mentally I'll. It took getting past the blind rage to see it. They're literally sitting home on valentines day cataloging sadistic gay porn fantasies because they don't have any other life. I prayed for the strength to ignore it, I finally found it, and I'm happier than ever. Just ignore them. They're beyond desperate for attention. They have no lives. Thank you for stepping in. But keep that zone legal at all times. The people need you. =)

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 07:22:38 GMT
Dad?!? Please don't do anything illegal. They're mentally I'll. It took getting past the blind rage to see it. They're literally

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 06:46:16 GMT
Rook. I must evacuate my bowels onto your bird chest. I will then squat down and release a wet fart on your face before allowing you to tongue my anus. Hopefully Anthony can join us!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 06:44:16 GMT
Like the comma usage? Just for you.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 06:31:59 GMT
For the minions, aren't you banned from all MLB events for the disgracful behavior you're displaying here? Not even allowed at a press podium, right?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 06:27:30 GMT
Vet I'm not the one. I'll chuck you full face clocking 100. FOH. Your a sick man.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 06:00:02 GMT
I have good information that Anthony has been hooking up with both Steve Anus and legendary fart machine John Pepperoni!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 05:53:16 GMT
Rook I want you to dress up as the "Zoink Man". This is where you wear a Jew fro and Zubaz and yell "zoinks" repeatedly while I give you a nice plowing while other dudes piss on you and fart in your face. I know the idea of this is turning you on big time so let me know what Taco Bell dumpster you would like to meet up at!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 05:43:04 GMT
Its getting scary. Whoever is Vets keeper help your boy out. Not kidding. Help him out. Its embarrassing.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 05:31:11 GMT
We're you forced to appear on scared straight in your early teens? We're here for you buddy. Try yoga.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 05:28:16 GMT
Vet did your mother have to place you on a 51/50 when you were a child for early signs of psychosis?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 05:09:06 GMT
Rook, I will allow you to eat my ass, suck me off, and possibly have anal sex with me. However, I will never allow you to "assrape" me. Not my style - if anyone is on the receiving end of rough anal sex, it will be YOU, not me! I want to degrade you - e.g., use you as a toilet, fart receptacle, and cum dumpster. You can be my bitch!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 04:05:03 GMT
I want the Supreme Dago Anthony Rizzo to bake me a fresh pepperoni pizza like his ancestors used to make, which I will eat before I shit in his mouth

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 03:57:21 GMT
There's a video of the two of them that some paparazzi got from them leaving the Grammys and Emily couldn't even walk in her dress. It was kinda embarrassing. Why wear something you can't walk in.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 02:57:42 GMT
How do you guys know what she does on social media? I requested to follow her and she hasn't replied ha!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 Feb 2017 00:03:54 GMT
ll let you suck my giant cock if you ask nicely

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 23:58:20 GMT
Vet bend over so I can assrape you and smear your face in my jizz.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 23:34:22 GMT
Rook you promised you were leaving. I came in here excited to read some new hot posts and instead see more of your garbage. Please go away or post some erotic queer fantisies about Anthony!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 20:43:27 GMT
Please don't roll up and try to suck my dick when I'm showering in private.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 20:31:03 GMT
You can't hide behind a "Rook" at the plate. We'll see whats real then.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 20:27:01 GMT
Rizz, its going to be an exciting season for you. Buckle up baby.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 12:45:17 GMT
Hi vet, I think Rook is!
He has obviously got very aroused at these erotic stories and now he is testing the waters.
Next he will be eyeing up grape soda, leafing through the MLB sticker books and eating pepperoni in public urinals!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 12:03:01 GMT
Rook, you have reneged yet again on your promise to permanently leave this forum!
Since you are still here, I have to ask - are you offering to have anal sex with me? If so, I'm game! We can take turns doing each other in the ass. We can also shit and piss on each other - I think you'd enjoy if I shit on the floor and then rolled around on top of it. You must be creaming your pants just thinking about this tremendous offer - let's have sex!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 10:01:40 GMT
I'm wearing 2 cups next time. That extra protection could go a long way.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 09:49:38 GMT
Vet do you dream about taking it up the ass? I'm starting to wonder. You are very invested in your gay tales. There are safe spaces if you need to come out. Set it free. Do you hide under the bleachers hoping to get it on with your teammates?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 08:38:39 GMT
Rook, how many times are you going to write that you are permanently leaving this forum? If you want to go, then go. Please leave us so that we can share gay Anthony Rizzo fantasies to read while jerking off vigorously.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 08:29:39 GMT
Yuckkk. Going to take a 9 hour shower yo erase the memory of this filth off of me. Yikesss feel like I'm being freed from the twilight zone. Yucky. Yikes.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 08:27:57 GMT
No thanks soph. I'm good.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 07:54:35 GMT
I'm on rookies side.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 07:10:42 GMT
Silly silly silly. Good luck with all of that pent up rage though.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 07:07:03 GMT
I have a strong feeling that you fellas really want to do that stuff which is the silly part.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 06:22:46 GMT
I want to tag team Steve Bartman with Anthony, Steve Anus, and John Pepperoni! Ugh! I just lost a load thinking about this.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 06:16:03 GMT
Nobody say anything else in my defense either. Its officially a dead issue to me. Praise Jesus.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 06:12:10 GMT
Maybe he needed an escape this year. Who knows? Maybe she is cooler and nicer than she seems on social media. No one knows much about her.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 06:04:15 GMT
But I can for once can confirm. You are the trashiest group of folks I have ever encountered. Likely the dumbest too, if we're being honest.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 05:51:55 GMT
This is my personal closure to your 2 month long shared of being unequivocally the biggest waste of brain cells that I have ever encountered. Toodles. Bless up MFs.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 05:46:00 GMT
Being intimidated that there is a hot girl that hates you therefore takes to an online forum to copy all of their tweets and encourage people tell tales of kicking and raping them day in and day out is not only sad, but actionable. Im sorry you weren't able to break me though. And im sorry that youre so insecure and miserable that you feel the need to do this. I will not allow some low lives like you to every bring me down to their level like this ever again. My life is primeee RN. Obviously anyone who has the time to do this is not.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 05:32:50 GMT
Rook, first you have all of those weird conversations with yourself in this forum and pretend to be a girl. Now you are writing a rambling post about niggers? Please seek help!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 05:19:15 GMT
I bet that hose hound can really tongue an anus!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 05:18:40 GMT
Rook you have brought nothing to this board. We queers for Anthony need to hear tales of fart contests, ass eating, and dumpster sex. Real men, like Steve Anus, and John Pepperoni are hero's in here. Pretending to be a girl is sad.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 05:10:25 GMT
You go left I go right is the wisest solution I've heard.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 05:09:41 GMT
You was right niggas *clears throat* want you be miserable with em'... Anyway, I aint tryna hear it... I've been touched... Gotta learn to live with regrets. I'm zen. I'm peaceful. I'm thankful, and lastly, I am done. This could not be more irrelevant to me and unlike others, I am disappointed in myself that it ever occurred. Im taking the lesson, apologizing for my part and I'm turning the final page. Its baseball/ocean season. Aint nobody on my end got time for this. One bitches.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 05:02:18 GMT
Gang... As my final farewell to you, I'm departing with a melody that means a great deal to me. NANA, BITCHES. But no. I can assure you. I did not sell it all from crack to opium as you have probably been fraudulently circulating about me. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ifsQOFiPw

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 04:09:21 GMT
Can't believe he chose such a young society girl with no motivation in life other than to follow him around.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 03:50:42 GMT
Still mad he is still with this gal. Doesn't he know we were supposed to fall in love at Spring Training this year! Gosh Anthony get a clue. LOL

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 03:42:48 GMT
Rook, please confirm that when you are being banged in the ass by a homeless man, you are fantasizing that you are a random girl being harassed by Anthony Rizzo's queer fanbase

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 02:41:14 GMT
A girl from New York

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 02:40:28 GMT
Aahley from Chicago

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 Feb 2017 01:22:34 GMT
Chelsea from Fla.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 22:37:01 GMT
Rook, are you a chef? I ask because I heard you are an expert at tossing salad!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:39:04 GMT
Rookie, the only rape stories I've seen in here are about you, a gay man, and do not involve any women, despite your claims to the contrary! Your attempt to flip the script has failed miserably

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:16:06 GMT

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:42:36 GMT
Who was the girl he was with before?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:28:57 GMT
My offer to help arrange for you to seek mental health still stands. Like I said, call a modern day Jesus because I really am that great.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:26:31 GMT
Soph and gang, do you fail to see the beauty in this glorious life/universe so you spend all day writing novels about raping super fly women that would not touch you with a ten foot pole if an asteroid was raining down on planet earth and the state of the universe depended on it. Please confirm.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:19:02 GMT
Rook had a freudian slip dreaming about deep seeding John Pepperoni, Rizz, Rawhide and Steve Anus on the bounce!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:17:10 GMT
Rook, the correct phrase is "deep seated," not "deep seeded." You can mull this over while munching on my butthole!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:13:28 GMT
Gang, please confirm this will be going on until 2089. I need to pencil in the time to swat you away each day. If you could provide an estimated date of completion, I would be forever grateful. TYSM. Smooches.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 20:00:56 GMT
Now now little boys, gather your pillows round for nap time. Ill read you each a book of your choice on how how to process your anger and insecurities. Im willing to help you work through the deep seeded mental illnesses that you're fighting against. Call me a modern day Jesus.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:40:50 GMT
Rook, are you having more weird conversations with yourself here? Please seek help

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:38:40 GMT
Zoinkman (19.14) is that you?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:38:00 GMT
I was there at the 1983 contest. One fart from bill buckner was so concentrated and precise that it blew the top off my zubaz off. My brother was also there. He was so inspired by what he saw that he dumped his girlfriend that evening, changed his name to 'Rocco' and then moved to Europe to be a dancer in Amsterdam, Milano and Berlin

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:14:27 GMT
Lets address the real issue. You did this thinking I would look like a fool, everyone saw through it, and now you look like the fools that you are. Thats what you're really mad at, correct?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:07:06 GMT
Those two individuals are writing responses pretending to be me. True are false, none of you are relevant without mentioning my name and thats why you do it every day? Please confirm. Who is this Rook that you speak of, write stories about, then write responses to the stories pretending to be? Nobody knows what you speak of. Must be a lucid dream!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 18:40:01 GMT
Anthony Rizzo was seen at the Grammys yesterday! He was with his "beard" - http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chicagoinc/ct-anthony-rizzo-grammy-awards-girlfriend-20170213-story.html
I bet he has a hot 3-way in the men's room with Elton John and Clay Aiken!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:08:03 GMT
I bet that dress she wore to the grammys cost Anthony a good buck. You can dress her up, but she's still a golddigger. He deserves her. He had a classy woman, but gave her up for a money hungry 'b'.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 15:46:58 GMT
And yes, I am like a rook, smart, with a huge wingspan and capable of advanced strategy. Bwa ha ha. You are not on my level

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 15:39:36 GMT
Your time will come vet. A sadcase. You wish I was doing all these stupid things don't you? But.i can categorically say, as is my right, that nonw of the below happened and never will.idiot.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 10:26:40 GMT
Rook, did you contract any STDs from that gay encounter?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 09:09:55 GMT
You really were an inconsiderate jackass that time Rook! The Cubs should have banned you forever!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 08:56:56 GMT
Rook, remember how you still think about this incident everyday? Remember how it turns you on because you are a mentally-deranged homosexual?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 08:55:17 GMT
Hey Rook, remember that time you went to Wrigley Field to watch the Cubs play back in August 2015? Remember when you had to go to the bathroom and had to stand in a long line? Remember how you said, "Zoinks!" when you saw how long the line was? Remember how you kept whining for several minutes and were annoying everyone else in line? Remember how the two guys behind you in line were raging homosexuals? Remember how they had enough of your whining and yanked down your pants? Remember how everyone saw how tiny your cock was and started laughing? Remember when one of the mentally deranged gay men punched you in the guy and you doubled over in pain? Remember when they started viciously ass-raping and spitroasting you? Remember how everyone in line clapped and cheered them on because they thought you deserved this for being so annoying? Remember when a trash can tipped over and you turned your head and realized that Anthony Rizzo had been hiding behind the trash can? Remember how relieved you were because you assumed that he was going to save you? Remember when your relief turned to horror as you looked down and realized that Anthony was naked from the waist down and was masturbating vigorously at the sight of you being anally violated? Remember how Anthony blew his load and then everyone started cheering? Remember when Anthony walked over and cut a pepperoni fart right in your face? Remember when his fart caused you to lose consciousness? Remember when you woke up 10 minutes later in a puddle of blood, semen, and urine? Remember when the Cubs sent you a bill for $300 for damage caused to the bathroom? The Cubs fans really got you good that time, Rook!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 05:57:22 GMT
It has been estimated that if Deputy Dago Anthony Rizzo trapped a sample of his ass-gas in a mason jar and dropped it in a public place, it could level several square blocks

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 05:39:52 GMT
Dad?!?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 04:36:36 GMT
The other mental midget doesn't leave his mommys basement unless his cousin begs to get him a guest spot on one of the shows he works for, so no surprise there.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 04:30:41 GMT
Damn Rizz. The Grammys and your hot date must be a total bust if you're spending the time whacking it to the thought of Jonny Pepperoni.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 Feb 2017 02:45:50 GMT
Hey gang, starting in April, you can get into the Pepperoni Fart Hall of Fame for free on Tuesdays throughout the spring if you rip a pepperoni fart of at least 70dB in the face of the security guard!!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 23:56:57 GMT
Damn. This board is always full of new and hot queer tidbits! I remember when a young ESPN carried the 1983 Pepperoni Fart contest at 3am in a Wed night. I remember because I watched it and was shocked to see hardcore gay sex going on all over the place. I not remember who won but it was never on ESPN again. Which sucks.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 21:39:09 GMT
Sophomore, I was last there in August 2016 whey had that Groupon deal for admission and a commemorative mug for $7.50 apiece, a great deal. I believe that the announcer to whom you refer was named Bill something. Unfortunately, I heard that he died of colon cancer, the curse of so many pepperoni fart contestants. :(

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 21:03:22 GMT
Yeah I went there to pay my respects. I remember getting so excited I slopped ass juice in a long spurt over the entrance door.
Within seconds, a guy in a leather jacket, with his wang out was tounging around the door frame and moaning frenzily.
The competition itself is always so rowdy, and so full of baseball players with their jocksraps showing their brown gussets!
Does that guy with the afro still do the commentary on the loudspeaker?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 20:52:11 GMT
John Pepperoni is one of the first inductees to the "Pepperoni Fart Hall of Fame." I don't know whether any of you have visited, but it is located in Naperville, IL, about 30 miles west of Chicago. There is a Lou Malnati's across the street and a gay bar next door. John Pepperoni's plaque indicates that he won his first pepperoni fart contest in 1987 and was a champion pepperoni garter for 25 years until retiring in 2012. He came out of retirement in 2014 when he heard about Anthony Rizzo, who was an up and coming star on the circuit! He lost to Rizzo in the most recent contest, but he'll put up a better showing next time!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 11:16:15 GMT
On the video footage I saw, there was a guy in a leather jacket with his wang out in the corner jumping around excitedly as the competition was climaxing....was this you rook?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 06:23:07 GMT
Rizz, focus on your girlfriend instead of beating off to photos of John Pepperoni and Steve Anus.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 03:52:48 GMT
Rook, I am trying to take you seriously. Hooking up with a legend like John Pepperoni, while not as awesome as hooking up with Steve Anus, is still pretty cool. It would be the first cool thing you've done in here. Please confirm this hookup and provide Uber hot details!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 02:28:38 GMT
Is it true that you're proud to be the ignorant poo poo heads that you are. Please confirm.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 Feb 2017 00:30:57 GMT
Damn Rook. Is it true you were with the legendary John Pepperoni? This could be the first interesting thing you've done.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 23:48:08 GMT
60 feet 6 inches.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 21:45:10 GMT
Hey rook, is it true that John Pepperoni also competed with Steve Anus and rawhide in the Seafood fart contest in the 2015 round robin competition held in Dallas?
I have only seen grainy video footage, but wasn't he the mystery candidate who combined to make one erotic fart with the other two that got the whole (mainly male) crowd romping with each other wildly?
I heard that he was never seen or heard (or smelled) from again after that hot fart!
If he is back on the scene then this is BIG news!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 21:11:56 GMT
Damn Vet are you talking to yourself again?

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 20:48:47 GMT
Does anyone have a pic of of Anthony's taint? I must find this!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 20:47:43 GMT
Damn Rook! Tell us all of the sordid details about your affair with John Pepperoni!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 09:31:45 GMT
Rook was also at that bar and was making out with a guy named "John Pepperoni" who produced some rank pepperoni farts, but was no match for Rizzo

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 08:55:54 GMT
Anthony Rizzo took too many fastballs to the dome. I have a feeling hes going to see a couple more this season.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 07:55:47 GMT
Congratulations to Anthony on that fart fest victory! I've heard he said that victory was much more satisfying then the World Series win! Anthony is a true craftsman when it comes to ripping loud, and rank farts!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 07:45:35 GMT
And to echo Soph's sentiments below, congrats on fudging your pants Rizzo, you silly goomba

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 07:44:29 GMT
I guess not surprisingly, the preferred musical style of MLB greaser Anthony Rizzo is doo-wop

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 07:29:38 GMT
There was a "pepperoni fart" contest at the Wrigleyville John Barleycorn on Friday night. Anthony ate three deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizzas from Gino's East beforehand and ripped some thunderous pepperoni farts in the face of the judge to win! A visible brown stain appeared on Anthony's khanki Dockers pants when he ripped his winning fart that the judge passed out and later claimed that Anthony's farts hit him like a freight train!! Way to go, buddy!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 06:15:51 GMT
I want the Supreme Dago Anthony Rizzo to admit that he has an IQ below zero.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 06:00:09 GMT
I want the Supreme Dago Anthony Rizzo to meticulously pick the kernels from my shit as I watch in amusement

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 01:44:48 GMT
I know Anthony Rizzo. He does like sports and things. He allows me to troll his player forum writing demented fantasies about Rook all day. We're in this together. Like normal sane people who do sports and things are.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 01:18:41 GMT
If anyone has pics of Anthony's dong they better share them in here!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 11 Feb 2017 01:17:55 GMT
Man Rook you are one demented weirdo. This board is only for posting hot queer fantistsies. I for one wish Anthony was rimming me right now. I'd squeeze out a few hefty ass blasts to thank him.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 23:30:49 GMT
So in other words, you will not accept any of my six offers. Uhh. Fine. Ill call Mark Fogg, Alex Trabec, Holk Hogan and ABDC to tell them that you have declined. I dont know how ill break this delicate news to them, but oll manage to do my best. TYSM. Namaste.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 22:49:36 GMT
Rook, how many conversations with yourself are going to have??? Nobody here believes that there is some girl you know being harassed on Twitter, in a gaming forum, or here. Also, nobody know "Legends of The Hidden Temple" is or even care about it. Instead, 98% of the people my frequent this forum, including Anthony Rizzo himself, are here for one simple reasons - to find hardcore queer fantasies about Anthony Rizzo.
After rimming me last night, Anthony told me that he has a prison fantasy about you where you are cell-mates and he makes you his bitch. He told me that in his fantasy that you are serving a sentence for child porn or something along those lines and after you serve a six-month sentence, you walk with a permanent limp and have to use a colostomy bag a result of him really giving it to you every night in your cell!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 21:36:43 GMT
This will now be my SIXTH offer. If you do not agree to the terms, I just dont know what to tell you Soph and Vet.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 21:33:27 GMT
Soph and Vet I am going to make you one last and final offer. Would you be willing to settle this via Legends of The Hidden Temple face off? Ill let you choose your color jersey first. Please be advised, I hear the Zombie that pops out mid obstacle course is even scarier than you! You have 30 minutes to respond. I know you two share a brain, so ill take you one two against one. Please discuss and let me know. Save face.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 21:24:24 GMT
Dear Journal: At approximately 11:42 on Sunday evening, Rook liked a tweet. How dare that wh*re like a tweet about the most famous sport in the world!! It made me break a sweat out of rage and insecurity, so I instantaneously followed, blogged and podcasted about that person to show her that IM THE KING IN CHARGE AROUND HERE. When I stopped being able to harass her on twitter, I started copying everything she tweeted onto an online player forum and made sure that it mysteriously feel in peoples laps. Now that shes gone and could care less, I sit here all day with my dick in my hand writing about her. Don't worry, I wore white gloves to cover my tracks. Please keep this between you and me.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 14:11:40 GMT
Rook, Anthony has offered to let you eat pita chips out of his asshole if you please seek professional help. He told me that he enjoys masturbating while reading the gay posts and is annoyed at your posts. He did mention, however, that you can get back on his good side by posting some hot gay fantasies, particularly if they involve him! I gave him a Hot Karl a few minutes after he said this to me

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 08:54:27 GMT
I have solid information that Anthony's off season diet of deep dish pepperoni pizza's has caused his weight to balloon to 350 lbs. I bet he has a filthy asshole and can rip some really nasty pepperoni farts. I for one hope that Rook gets downwind of a few of these farts and this helps cure his diseased brain.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 05:40:06 GMT
How do people post pictures on this page?

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 05:27:36 GMT
Please soomebody tell me. Where in the world is Rook. I cant and I wont live without her.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 04:13:32 GMT
I was with Anthony at the Manhole gay bar last night. We were each wearing assless leather chaps with nothing on underneath. We were looking at this webpage on my phone and Anthony remarked that Rook seemed like "an annoying little faggot." Anthony then ate out of ass in front of a crowd of leering men.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 03:55:39 GMT
I saw Soph and Vet sniffing rooks dirty panties and trying to track her whereabouts. I snaped a pic and uploaded it below.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 03:52:38 GMT
Soph and Vet is that you as you sniff Rooks dirty panties and "catalog" about her every night? Be real.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 Feb 2017 03:16:22 GMT
How many people on this board besides closet rook are pizza-niggers like Anthony? Not that it matters

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 23:11:57 GMT
Rook is one mentally deranged nut. I come here for hot queer stories and requests for Anthony Rizzo. Not some fruitcake pretending to be a girl and having a conversation with himself!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:52:10 GMT
Damn Rook, you are having yet another conversation with yourself on this forum? What is wrong with you? Maybe so much semen has been deposited into your ass that it has backed up into your brain and given you a form of adult-onset Down's Syndrome...

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:41:00 GMT
On behalf of a few of us.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:27:28 GMT
Nah bro, you don't get it. Society isn't having this. That's why so many people have jumped to her defense. You thought you would be able to degrade her with your trash month and nobody would step in? I hope it was worth it because your reputation is shot to hell where it matters. This is someone who would know. Trust.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 16:28:32 GMT
Give us your number, we'll facetime you and read you some 5th grade history while we're on vacation this weekend.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 16:25:38 GMT
Remember soph, books books books! Hooked on phonix worked for me!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 09:54:59 GMT
Rook, nobody knows to what you are referring. This alleged girl and you are the same person - a mentally deranged homosexual! You seem to get off on having weird conversations with yourself in the posts below. I think you need to go see a psychiatrist. But before you do so, please tongue the anuses of each of the queers who post here as a peace offering since you have been wasting our time the past week.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 08:59:08 GMT
With that, I'm sweeping her away on a weekend getaway and making sure that she never looks back here again. As she has said, we'll pray for you.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 08:44:49 GMT
Ill clarify something for her. Shes worked for her most recent employer for 3 years. I can see how a porn star tweeting a hiku, as she calls it, about aborted fetuses and using her name for relevancy would be jealous, but again, we're not interested. (Seriously, take a look at that twitter tho...)

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 07:38:50 GMT
I cant lol. I love her too. In the little sister you never wanted to be responsible for but don't want to see anyone mess with type of way. I want access to the new twitter. Heard its locked up tighter than the White house lol.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 06:51:42 GMT
Rook please confirm that highly erotic field trip happened. Do you think it about it often and jerk off while thinking about Mr. Smith dropping matted fecal chips on you while all the kids laughed?

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 06:07:31 GMT
Run rook, run! Was this the porn star?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 05:53:13 GMT reply
From him. Take YOUR meds guy. Rook, I love you. One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 10:28:10 GMT
Hey Rook, do you remember that time when you were in high school and your class took a field trip to the zoo? Remember when you were eating lunch at a picnic table with your teacher , Mr. Smith, and several classmates who were cooler than you? Remember when Mr. Smth pulled out a bag of potato chips and started eating them? Remember when he shared his potato chips with the cool kids? Remember how you had forgotten to pack a lunch that day and were very hungry? Remember when you kept staring at the potato chip bag until you finally asked Mr. Smith if you could have some chips? Remember when he replied "Rook, do you really want some chips? Well then I'll give you some, good buddy!" Remember when one of the cool kids jumped over the table and slugged you in the gut and you doubled over struggling to breathe? Remember when another kid picked you up and threw you on top of the table and held you down with assistance from the other kids? Remember when Mr. Smith stood up on the picnic table and stepped on your nuts? Remember when he dropped trow and said "Rook, here come the chips, enjoy them, you STUPID COCKSUCKING FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when Mr. Smith then began shaking his matted ass hair, loosening dried up fecal chips that fell down into onto your face and into your mouth? Remember how he hadn't washing his ass for months, and he shook loose the fecal chips for about half an hour until he got tired and stopped? Remember how everyone attending the field trip were laughing their asses off as Mr. Smith coated you with his "chips?" Remember when Mr. Smith put his pants back on and then he and a cool kid from the wrestling team tore off your clothes and carried you over to the Zebra cage and threw you in? Remember how the Zebra was a horny male who proceeded to assrape you? Remember when all of the other students on the field trip laughed hysterically as you cried out in pain? You sure got screwed over that time!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 05:56:47 GMT
This is the person telling Rook to take her meds.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:01:01 GMT
"Black history month." FFS. If there was a white history month the niggers would riot about it. Who gives a shit. Get that Al Sharpton bullshit out of here because nobody cares

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 05:53:13 GMT
From him. Take YOUR meds guy. Rook, I love you. One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 10:28:10 GMT
Hey Rook, do you remember that time when you were in high school and your class took a field trip to the zoo? Remember when you were eating lunch at a picnic table with your teacher , Mr. Smith, and several classmates who were cooler than you? Remember when Mr. Smth pulled out a bag of potato chips and started eating them? Remember when he shared his potato chips with the cool kids? Remember how you had forgotten to pack a lunch that day and were very hungry? Remember when you kept staring at the potato chip bag until you finally asked Mr. Smith if you could have some chips? Remember when he replied "Rook, do you really want some chips? Well then I'll give you some, good buddy!" Remember when one of the cool kids jumped over the table and slugged you in the gut and you doubled over struggling to breathe? Remember when another kid picked you up and threw you on top of the table and held you down with assistance from the other kids? Remember when Mr. Smith stood up on the picnic table and stepped on your nuts? Remember when he dropped trow and said "Rook, here come the chips, enjoy them, you STUPID COCKSUCKING FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when Mr. Smith then began shaking his matted ass hair, loosening dried up fecal chips that fell down into onto your face and into your mouth? Remember how he hadn't washing his ass for months, and he shook loose the fecal chips for about half an hour until he got tired and stopped? Remember how everyone attending the field trip were laughing their asses off as Mr. Smith coated you with his "chips?" Remember when Mr. Smith put his pants back on and then he and a cool kid from the wrestling team tore off your clothes and carried you over to the Zebra cage and threw you in? Remember how the Zebra was a horny male who proceeded to assrape you? Remember when all of the other students on the field trip laughed hysterically as you cried out in pain? You sure got screwed over that time!!!

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 04:08:16 GMT
My Flintstone vitamins!? Every morning with my coffee. Will do. Thanks dad.

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 04:01:22 GMT
Rook make sure you take your meds.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 03:31:13 GMT
Soph and Vet. Would you be willing to settle this via free style dance off? I've been in touch with Americas Best Dance Crew. They would willing to moderate and loan us their neon glow sticks. You have ten minutes to respond before they book another gig. Consult each other and LMK.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 03:19:43 GMT
Wait wait wait. I take it back. Stalking actually requires human interaction. Obsess is the better word. I have a tendency to always have to have the last word, so this could go on foreverrr, which you obviously want it to. I'm going to rise up and formally end it. For real this time. Swear to G. Go wilddd.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 03:11:33 GMT
Stalking and disseminating lies about a random girl you dont know who wouldn't give you the time of day in the real world is pretty sad too, Vet. Do you sniff my dirty undies as you catalog on here every night Vet and Soph? Be honest here... I have now made you FOUR valid offers and I have not heard back on any of them! Not a single one! How flippin rude!

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 02:08:01 GMT
Rook. Tell us all of your adventures. Remember that time you found a pair of filthy underpants in a dumpster? Remember how you said that was the greatest day of your life? That's pretty sad.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 01:00:05 GMT
Cosigned, her man. We've been posting from the same IP for a specific reason. Want to cough up IPs and see who did what? Doubt it. Bye.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 00:34:27 GMT
You cant excessively bait someone for a year and then say oh look I told you so when they finally snap. Thats not how life works. Get off of me. Im all set with having an obsessed fan club, and I have been for the past year. No mental abuse or lies that you subject me to is going to affect me or make me second guess who I am, which is good person that looks and feels fly AF. Get the F*** off me. You look like a fool.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 00:07:19 GMT
What do you want from me, blood? Leave your address. Ill send you a vile of it engraved with the words you win, because I have a feeling thats what you're looking for. Its old. Move on. Not for my sake, but for all of the innocent people being affected.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 23:50:26 GMT
I ask you this, why I am the one thats so willing to come out from behind my screen to settle this, yet youre so eager to stay behind yours? Id offer to have an adult conversation with you to end it, as I have tried many times before, but I know. This is more your think. Stalk on, I suppose.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 23:46:08 GMT
Please be advised. The offer to settle this by means of a foam ninja weaponry duel is still on the table. LMK.

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 23:39:35 GMT
Rook, there is a simple solution to settle your obsessive conspiracy theories designed to secure my attention. Meet me at the corner of Park and 5th for a rapid fire round of are you smarter than a 5th grader. Something tells me that I've got a pretty decent shot at winning this one. By the way, I've updated my avi. I'm going send you a fresh iron on for your pillow to save you the time of tracking down someone who knew someone who knew someone who knew someone that knew me back in 1998.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 22:43:32 GMT
I met Rook at wrestling camp back in the summer of 2006. We were both 14 years old and were partners on the mat. Rook would wear his wrestling singlet without any underwear underneath. I swear he had a boner the entire time! After the third day I said he need to put on some underwear, as his pre-cum was soaking the crotch of his singlet. He then smiled, yanked down my wrestling singlet and started licking my sweaty asshole! He gave me a reach-around while doing this - I'm not gay, but I climaxed within a minute or so. He serviced my penis and ass needs a few more times before wrestling camp ended. I hadn't heard from him in years until I discovered he was posting on this website. He's a strange one!

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 08 Feb 2017 20:43:54 GMT
Yeah, almost as hypocritical as someone posting that he is male and then posting that he is female




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