This is Bruce, the father of Rookie. Please excuse my son for his behavior - we have been dating and hooking up for years and he is upset because I recently dumped him. Although I love him, his butthole has become far too loose and stretched out for my taste. He'll feel better when he finds another guy to date.
I'm speaking to the person defending me Vet. Vet you are bar far the most repulsive human being to walk the earth. I literally cant stop laughing at you! Vet, are you able to recite your ABCs and 123s?
Rook why are you now pretending to talk to your Dad? Did he drop ass on you as a child damaging your brain? You have promised multiple times now that you would leave. Please do so, or agree to meet up so I can take a massive dump on your head followed my some heave Arabian goggles!
Rook, why are you still here? How many damn times are you going to say that you are gone for good only to post an hour later? I would love to have so much hot anal sex with you that you end up needing a colostomy bag!
Dad?!? Please don't do anything illegal. They're mentally I'll. It took getting past the blind rage to see it. They're literally sitting home on valentines day cataloging sadistic gay porn fantasies because they don't have any other life. I prayed for the strength to ignore it, I finally found it, and I'm happier than ever. Just ignore them. They're beyond desperate for attention. They have no lives. Thank you for stepping in. But keep that zone legal at all times. The people need you. =)
Rook I want you to dress up as the "Zoink Man". This is where you wear a Jew fro and Zubaz and yell "zoinks" repeatedly while I give you a nice plowing while other dudes piss on you and fart in your face. I know the idea of this is turning you on big time so let me know what Taco Bell dumpster you would like to meet up at!
Rook, I will allow you to eat my ass, suck me off, and possibly have anal sex with me. However, I will never allow you to "assrape" me. Not my style - if anyone is on the receiving end of rough anal sex, it will be YOU, not me! I want to degrade you - e.g., use you as a toilet, fart receptacle, and cum dumpster. You can be my bitch!
Hi vet, I think Rook is!
He has obviously got very aroused at these erotic stories and now he is testing the waters.
Next he will be eyeing up grape soda, leafing through the MLB sticker books and eating pepperoni in public urinals!
Rook, you have reneged yet again on your promise to permanently leave this forum!
Since you are still here, I have to ask - are you offering to have anal sex with me? If so, I'm game! We can take turns doing each other in the ass. We can also shit and piss on each other - I think you'd enjoy if I shit on the floor and then rolled around on top of it. You must be creaming your pants just thinking about this tremendous offer - let's have sex!
Vet do you dream about taking it up the ass? I'm starting to wonder. You are very invested in your gay tales. There are safe spaces if you need to come out. Set it free. Do you hide under the bleachers hoping to get it on with your teammates?
Rook, how many times are you going to write that you are permanently leaving this forum? If you want to go, then go. Please leave us so that we can share gay Anthony Rizzo fantasies to read while jerking off vigorously.
Being intimidated that there is a hot girl that hates you therefore takes to an online forum to copy all of their tweets and encourage people tell tales of kicking and raping them day in and day out is not only sad, but actionable. Im sorry you weren't able to break me though. And im sorry that youre so insecure and miserable that you feel the need to do this. I will not allow some low lives like you to every bring me down to their level like this ever again. My life is primeee RN. Obviously anyone who has the time to do this is not.
Rook you have brought nothing to this board. We queers for Anthony need to hear tales of fart contests, ass eating, and dumpster sex. Real men, like Steve Anus, and John Pepperoni are hero's in here. Pretending to be a girl is sad.
You was right niggas *clears throat* want you be miserable with em'... Anyway, I aint tryna hear it... I've been touched... Gotta learn to live with regrets. I'm zen. I'm peaceful. I'm thankful, and lastly, I am done. This could not be more irrelevant to me and unlike others, I am disappointed in myself that it ever occurred. Im taking the lesson, apologizing for my part and I'm turning the final page. Its baseball/ocean season. Aint nobody on my end got time for this. One bitches.
Gang... As my final farewell to you, I'm departing with a melody that means a great deal to me. NANA, BITCHES. But no. I can assure you. I did not sell it all from crack to opium as you have probably been fraudulently circulating about me. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ifsQOFiPw
Soph and gang, do you fail to see the beauty in this glorious life/universe so you spend all day writing novels about raping super fly women that would not touch you with a ten foot pole if an asteroid was raining down on planet earth and the state of the universe depended on it. Please confirm.
Gang, please confirm this will be going on until 2089. I need to pencil in the time to swat you away each day. If you could provide an estimated date of completion, I would be forever grateful. TYSM. Smooches.
Now now little boys, gather your pillows round for nap time. Ill read you each a book of your choice on how how to process your anger and insecurities. Im willing to help you work through the deep seeded mental illnesses that you're fighting against. Call me a modern day Jesus.
I was there at the 1983 contest. One fart from bill buckner was so concentrated and precise that it blew the top off my zubaz off. My brother was also there. He was so inspired by what he saw that he dumped his girlfriend that evening, changed his name to 'Rocco' and then moved to Europe to be a dancer in Amsterdam, Milano and Berlin
Those two individuals are writing responses pretending to be me. True are false, none of you are relevant without mentioning my name and thats why you do it every day? Please confirm. Who is this Rook that you speak of, write stories about, then write responses to the stories pretending to be? Nobody knows what you speak of. Must be a lucid dream!
Anthony Rizzo was seen at the Grammys yesterday! He was with his "beard" - http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chicagoinc/ct-anthony-rizzo-grammy-awards-girlfriend-20170213-story.html
I bet he has a hot 3-way in the men's room with Elton John and Clay Aiken!
Hey Rook, remember that time you went to Wrigley Field to watch the Cubs play back in August 2015? Remember when you had to go to the bathroom and had to stand in a long line? Remember how you said, "Zoinks!" when you saw how long the line was? Remember how you kept whining for several minutes and were annoying everyone else in line? Remember how the two guys behind you in line were raging homosexuals? Remember how they had enough of your whining and yanked down your pants? Remember how everyone saw how tiny your cock was and started laughing? Remember when one of the mentally deranged gay men punched you in the guy and you doubled over in pain? Remember when they started viciously ass-raping and spitroasting you? Remember how everyone in line clapped and cheered them on because they thought you deserved this for being so annoying? Remember when a trash can tipped over and you turned your head and realized that Anthony Rizzo had been hiding behind the trash can? Remember how relieved you were because you assumed that he was going to save you? Remember when your relief turned to horror as you looked down and realized that Anthony was naked from the waist down and was masturbating vigorously at the sight of you being anally violated? Remember how Anthony blew his load and then everyone started cheering? Remember when Anthony walked over and cut a pepperoni fart right in your face? Remember when his fart caused you to lose consciousness? Remember when you woke up 10 minutes later in a puddle of blood, semen, and urine? Remember when the Cubs sent you a bill for $300 for damage caused to the bathroom? The Cubs fans really got you good that time, Rook!
Hey gang, starting in April, you can get into the Pepperoni Fart Hall of Fame for free on Tuesdays throughout the spring if you rip a pepperoni fart of at least 70dB in the face of the security guard!!
Damn. This board is always full of new and hot queer tidbits! I remember when a young ESPN carried the 1983 Pepperoni Fart contest at 3am in a Wed night. I remember because I watched it and was shocked to see hardcore gay sex going on all over the place. I not remember who won but it was never on ESPN again. Which sucks.
Sophomore, I was last there in August 2016 whey had that Groupon deal for admission and a commemorative mug for $7.50 apiece, a great deal. I believe that the announcer to whom you refer was named Bill something. Unfortunately, I heard that he died of colon cancer, the curse of so many pepperoni fart contestants. :(
Yeah I went there to pay my respects. I remember getting so excited I slopped ass juice in a long spurt over the entrance door.
Within seconds, a guy in a leather jacket, with his wang out was tounging around the door frame and moaning frenzily.
The competition itself is always so rowdy, and so full of baseball players with their jocksraps showing their brown gussets!
Does that guy with the afro still do the commentary on the loudspeaker?
John Pepperoni is one of the first inductees to the "Pepperoni Fart Hall of Fame." I don't know whether any of you have visited, but it is located in Naperville, IL, about 30 miles west of Chicago. There is a Lou Malnati's across the street and a gay bar next door. John Pepperoni's plaque indicates that he won his first pepperoni fart contest in 1987 and was a champion pepperoni garter for 25 years until retiring in 2012. He came out of retirement in 2014 when he heard about Anthony Rizzo, who was an up and coming star on the circuit! He lost to Rizzo in the most recent contest, but he'll put up a better showing next time!
Rook, I am trying to take you seriously. Hooking up with a legend like John Pepperoni, while not as awesome as hooking up with Steve Anus, is still pretty cool. It would be the first cool thing you've done in here. Please confirm this hookup and provide Uber hot details!
Hey rook, is it true that John Pepperoni also competed with Steve Anus and rawhide in the Seafood fart contest in the 2015 round robin competition held in Dallas?
I have only seen grainy video footage, but wasn't he the mystery candidate who combined to make one erotic fart with the other two that got the whole (mainly male) crowd romping with each other wildly?
I heard that he was never seen or heard (or smelled) from again after that hot fart!
If he is back on the scene then this is BIG news!
Congratulations to Anthony on that fart fest victory! I've heard he said that victory was much more satisfying then the World Series win! Anthony is a true craftsman when it comes to ripping loud, and rank farts!
There was a "pepperoni fart" contest at the Wrigleyville John Barleycorn on Friday night. Anthony ate three deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizzas from Gino's East beforehand and ripped some thunderous pepperoni farts in the face of the judge to win! A visible brown stain appeared on Anthony's khanki Dockers pants when he ripped his winning fart that the judge passed out and later claimed that Anthony's farts hit him like a freight train!! Way to go, buddy!
I know Anthony Rizzo. He does like sports and things. He allows me to troll his player forum writing demented fantasies about Rook all day. We're in this together. Like normal sane people who do sports and things are.
So in other words, you will not accept any of my six offers. Uhh. Fine. Ill call Mark Fogg, Alex Trabec, Holk Hogan and ABDC to tell them that you have declined. I dont know how ill break this delicate news to them, but oll manage to do my best. TYSM. Namaste.
Rook, how many conversations with yourself are going to have??? Nobody here believes that there is some girl you know being harassed on Twitter, in a gaming forum, or here. Also, nobody know "Legends of The Hidden Temple" is or even care about it. Instead, 98% of the people my frequent this forum, including Anthony Rizzo himself, are here for one simple reasons - to find hardcore queer fantasies about Anthony Rizzo.
After rimming me last night, Anthony told me that he has a prison fantasy about you where you are cell-mates and he makes you his bitch. He told me that in his fantasy that you are serving a sentence for child porn or something along those lines and after you serve a six-month sentence, you walk with a permanent limp and have to use a colostomy bag a result of him really giving it to you every night in your cell!
Soph and Vet I am going to make you one last and final offer. Would you be willing to settle this via Legends of The Hidden Temple face off? Ill let you choose your color jersey first. Please be advised, I hear the Zombie that pops out mid obstacle course is even scarier than you! You have 30 minutes to respond. I know you two share a brain, so ill take you one two against one. Please discuss and let me know. Save face.
Dear Journal: At approximately 11:42 on Sunday evening, Rook liked a tweet. How dare that wh*re like a tweet about the most famous sport in the world!! It made me break a sweat out of rage and insecurity, so I instantaneously followed, blogged and podcasted about that person to show her that IM THE KING IN CHARGE AROUND HERE. When I stopped being able to harass her on twitter, I started copying everything she tweeted onto an online player forum and made sure that it mysteriously feel in peoples laps. Now that shes gone and could care less, I sit here all day with my dick in my hand writing about her. Don't worry, I wore white gloves to cover my tracks. Please keep this between you and me.
Rook, Anthony has offered to let you eat pita chips out of his asshole if you please seek professional help. He told me that he enjoys masturbating while reading the gay posts and is annoyed at your posts. He did mention, however, that you can get back on his good side by posting some hot gay fantasies, particularly if they involve him! I gave him a Hot Karl a few minutes after he said this to me
I have solid information that Anthony's off season diet of deep dish pepperoni pizza's has caused his weight to balloon to 350 lbs. I bet he has a filthy asshole and can rip some really nasty pepperoni farts. I for one hope that Rook gets downwind of a few of these farts and this helps cure his diseased brain.
I was with Anthony at the Manhole gay bar last night. We were each wearing assless leather chaps with nothing on underneath. We were looking at this webpage on my phone and Anthony remarked that Rook seemed like "an annoying little faggot." Anthony then ate out of ass in front of a crowd of leering men.
Damn Rook, you are having yet another conversation with yourself on this forum? What is wrong with you? Maybe so much semen has been deposited into your ass that it has backed up into your brain and given you a form of adult-onset Down's Syndrome...
Nah bro, you don't get it. Society isn't having this. That's why so many people have jumped to her defense. You thought you would be able to degrade her with your trash month and nobody would step in? I hope it was worth it because your reputation is shot to hell where it matters. This is someone who would know. Trust.
Rook, nobody knows to what you are referring. This alleged girl and you are the same person - a mentally deranged homosexual! You seem to get off on having weird conversations with yourself in the posts below. I think you need to go see a psychiatrist. But before you do so, please tongue the anuses of each of the queers who post here as a peace offering since you have been wasting our time the past week.
Ill clarify something for her. Shes worked for her most recent employer for 3 years. I can see how a porn star tweeting a hiku, as she calls it, about aborted fetuses and using her name for relevancy would be jealous, but again, we're not interested. (Seriously, take a look at that twitter tho...)
I cant lol. I love her too. In the little sister you never wanted to be responsible for but don't want to see anyone mess with type of way. I want access to the new twitter. Heard its locked up tighter than the White house lol.
Run rook, run! Was this the porn star?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Feb 2017 05:53:13 GMT reply
From him. Take YOUR meds guy. Rook, I love you. One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 10:28:10 GMT
Hey Rook, do you remember that time when you were in high school and your class took a field trip to the zoo? Remember when you were eating lunch at a picnic table with your teacher , Mr. Smith, and several classmates who were cooler than you? Remember when Mr. Smth pulled out a bag of potato chips and started eating them? Remember when he shared his potato chips with the cool kids? Remember how you had forgotten to pack a lunch that day and were very hungry? Remember when you kept staring at the potato chip bag until you finally asked Mr. Smith if you could have some chips? Remember when he replied "Rook, do you really want some chips? Well then I'll give you some, good buddy!" Remember when one of the cool kids jumped over the table and slugged you in the gut and you doubled over struggling to breathe? Remember when another kid picked you up and threw you on top of the table and held you down with assistance from the other kids? Remember when Mr. Smith stood up on the picnic table and stepped on your nuts? Remember when he dropped trow and said "Rook, here come the chips, enjoy them, you STUPID COCKSUCKING FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when Mr. Smith then began shaking his matted ass hair, loosening dried up fecal chips that fell down into onto your face and into your mouth? Remember how he hadn't washing his ass for months, and he shook loose the fecal chips for about half an hour until he got tired and stopped? Remember how everyone attending the field trip were laughing their asses off as Mr. Smith coated you with his "chips?" Remember when Mr. Smith put his pants back on and then he and a cool kid from the wrestling team tore off your clothes and carried you over to the Zebra cage and threw you in? Remember how the Zebra was a horny male who proceeded to assrape you? Remember when all of the other students on the field trip laughed hysterically as you cried out in pain? You sure got screwed over that time!!
This is the person telling Rook to take her meds.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:01:01 GMT
"Black history month." FFS. If there was a white history month the niggers would riot about it. Who gives a shit. Get that Al Sharpton bullshit out of here because nobody cares
From him. Take YOUR meds guy. Rook, I love you. One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Feb 2017 10:28:10 GMT
Hey Rook, do you remember that time when you were in high school and your class took a field trip to the zoo? Remember when you were eating lunch at a picnic table with your teacher , Mr. Smith, and several classmates who were cooler than you? Remember when Mr. Smth pulled out a bag of potato chips and started eating them? Remember when he shared his potato chips with the cool kids? Remember how you had forgotten to pack a lunch that day and were very hungry? Remember when you kept staring at the potato chip bag until you finally asked Mr. Smith if you could have some chips? Remember when he replied "Rook, do you really want some chips? Well then I'll give you some, good buddy!" Remember when one of the cool kids jumped over the table and slugged you in the gut and you doubled over struggling to breathe? Remember when another kid picked you up and threw you on top of the table and held you down with assistance from the other kids? Remember when Mr. Smith stood up on the picnic table and stepped on your nuts? Remember when he dropped trow and said "Rook, here come the chips, enjoy them, you STUPID COCKSUCKING FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when Mr. Smith then began shaking his matted ass hair, loosening dried up fecal chips that fell down into onto your face and into your mouth? Remember how he hadn't washing his ass for months, and he shook loose the fecal chips for about half an hour until he got tired and stopped? Remember how everyone attending the field trip were laughing their asses off as Mr. Smith coated you with his "chips?" Remember when Mr. Smith put his pants back on and then he and a cool kid from the wrestling team tore off your clothes and carried you over to the Zebra cage and threw you in? Remember how the Zebra was a horny male who proceeded to assrape you? Remember when all of the other students on the field trip laughed hysterically as you cried out in pain? You sure got screwed over that time!!!
Soph and Vet. Would you be willing to settle this via free style dance off? I've been in touch with Americas Best Dance Crew. They would willing to moderate and loan us their neon glow sticks. You have ten minutes to respond before they book another gig. Consult each other and LMK.
Wait wait wait. I take it back. Stalking actually requires human interaction. Obsess is the better word. I have a tendency to always have to have the last word, so this could go on foreverrr, which you obviously want it to. I'm going to rise up and formally end it. For real this time. Swear to G. Go wilddd.
Stalking and disseminating lies about a random girl you dont know who wouldn't give you the time of day in the real world is pretty sad too, Vet. Do you sniff my dirty undies as you catalog on here every night Vet and Soph? Be honest here... I have now made you FOUR valid offers and I have not heard back on any of them! Not a single one! How flippin rude!
You cant excessively bait someone for a year and then say oh look I told you so when they finally snap. Thats not how life works. Get off of me. Im all set with having an obsessed fan club, and I have been for the past year. No mental abuse or lies that you subject me to is going to affect me or make me second guess who I am, which is good person that looks and feels fly AF. Get the F*** off me. You look like a fool.
What do you want from me, blood? Leave your address. Ill send you a vile of it engraved with the words you win, because I have a feeling thats what you're looking for. Its old. Move on. Not for my sake, but for all of the innocent people being affected.
I ask you this, why I am the one thats so willing to come out from behind my screen to settle this, yet youre so eager to stay behind yours? Id offer to have an adult conversation with you to end it, as I have tried many times before, but I know. This is more your think. Stalk on, I suppose.
Rook, there is a simple solution to settle your obsessive conspiracy theories designed to secure my attention. Meet me at the corner of Park and 5th for a rapid fire round of are you smarter than a 5th grader. Something tells me that I've got a pretty decent shot at winning this one. By the way, I've updated my avi. I'm going send you a fresh iron on for your pillow to save you the time of tracking down someone who knew someone who knew someone who knew someone that knew me back in 1998.
I met Rook at wrestling camp back in the summer of 2006. We were both 14 years old and were partners on the mat. Rook would wear his wrestling singlet without any underwear underneath. I swear he had a boner the entire time! After the third day I said he need to put on some underwear, as his pre-cum was soaking the crotch of his singlet. He then smiled, yanked down my wrestling singlet and started licking my sweaty asshole! He gave me a reach-around while doing this - I'm not gay, but I climaxed within a minute or so. He serviced my penis and ass needs a few more times before wrestling camp ended. I hadn't heard from him in years until I discovered he was posting on this website. He's a strange one!