Quick Questions For Rick Bawls

These are questions that I asked my stalker, Rick Bawls,over at the now-defunct Dustin Diamond Love Forum:

Posted: Jul 28 2010, 04:52 AM
Hey Rick, please confirm that you spend more time masturbating while thinking about Randy Constan and homeless men than you do looking for employment. You truly are a welfare queen, aren't you?



Posted: Jul 28 2010, 09:28 PM
Rick, remember that time when you got kicked out of "The Attic," your favorite dance club, after you got caught watching random dudes pissing at the urinal in the bathroom? Remember when you were thrown into an alley and landed in a puddle of barf and urine? Remember when you woke up some homeless men who started yelling at you? Remember when the homeless man doubled-up on you? Remember how much you enjoyed their smelly cocks? Remember when one of the homeless men fired his diseased seed into your mouth and said, "Here's a little HIV juice for Rick!" Remember when you contracted AIDS and have cut your life expectancy by 35 years? Remember how much this turns you on because you are a deranged bug chaser? You sure had a fucked-up experience that time!



Posted: Jul 29 2010, 06:14 AM
Hey Rick, please confirm that you are the biological son of serial killer and necrophiliac Jeffrey Dahmer.




Posted: Jul 30 2010, 05:26 AM
Rick, remember when your dad, Jeffrey Dahlmer, killed all of those people and had sex with their corpses? Please confirm that you feltched your dad's semen out of the corpses after he was done. You sure were one sick, deranged faggot that time!



Posted: Jul 30 2010, 11:10 PM
Rick, please confirm that the "n" key on your computer keyboard no longer works because you ruined it when you blew your little load on it while you were masturbating vigorously the other day when you posted under your 20 different logins on Facebook.



Posted: Aug 10 2010, 09:21 PM
Rick Bawls, you fucking faggot, I am going to fire my seed down your throat after you finish sucking off the 17 bums in front of me in line at the gloryhole.



Posted: Aug 11 2010, 08:03 AM
Rick Bawls, how many terabytes of gay porn are stored on your computer's hard drive? Remember that time you uncle caught you having sex with the little holes in the serial port of your 1992 Packard Bell? Remember when your uncle molested you when he caught you? Remember how that was your happiest childhood memory? Your life sure sucks, Rick!



Posted: Aug 16 2010, 10:33 PM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that you moved to Canada in 1991 after the arrest of your biological father, Jeffrey Dahmer? Remember how you lived in Canada with your uncle Cletus, a convicted child molester who was permitted to molest children at will with no repercussions due to the criminal-friendly laws of Canada? Remember how your uncle was also a cowardly draft dodger and had moved to Canada during the Vietnam War so that he could avoid mandatory conscription into the U.S. army? Remember when Cletus woke you up one night by shoving a sweaty jock strap into your mouth and then viciously raped you? Remember how that was the single most homoerotic moment of your life and you still think about it while pleasuring yourself today? Remember how Uncle Cletus ass-raped every day until you moved away to become a janitor at the shopping mall? Remember how his ass-rapings permanently damaged your colon and now you have to use a colostomy bag to take a dump? You've sure had a shitty life!



Posted: Aug 17 2010, 11:01 PM
Rick Bawls, remember when you were a teenager and started worked for that company that laundered dirty cloth baby diapers? Remember how this was a dream job for you because you got to smell shit and piss all day? Remember how you would rub the soiled diapers on your face while jerking off? Remember when you were caught masturbating while rolling around on the floor on top of several dirty diapers? Remember when you were fired, ending your 15 year career at the company? Remember when you were arrested for lewd conduct? Remember how disappointed that made you? Remember how less disappointed you were when you shared a cell with an HIV+ homosexual Puerto Rican prisoner who would pump you full of his diseased seed every night? You sure were perverted that time!




Posted: Aug 18 2010, 07:09 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that you are currently driving to Hunstville, AL to meet up with Antoine Dodson, the guy at 1:00 in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZKXAFqdlC4





Posted: Aug 18 2010, 05:34 PM
Rick Bawls, remember when your father, serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, would murder male prostitutes and drill holes in the the heads of their corpses? Remember when you would eat out the murdered victims' asses after they had died? Remember how your dad would then have sex with the corpses while you cheered him on? You sure are one sick fuck!



Posted: Aug 19 2010, 12:45 AM
Rick Bawls, did you produce this video for Antoine Dodson, the object of your homosexual affections? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWu13Uh2Yw

You and Antoine make such a cute couple. I bet he'll really give it to you right in the ass in front of Antoine's masturbating homies when you visit him in the projects!



Posted: Aug 19 2010, 07:12 PM
Remember when I sent out that evite to let people know about the gay dumpster party in the alley behind the McDonald's on 5th Street last week? Rick Bawls RSVPed for himself, Timmy Woods, the fake John Dado, the fake Kurt Steinberg, Tiffany Powell, and Megan Stonehouse? However, Rick Bawls was the only one of that group to show up, although he claimed that the spirit of his imaginary friends were there with him. Rocco and I made sure that Rick felt some real, not imaginary, pain in his groin as we both to town on his tiny nuts with those rusty car antennas! Rick deserved this for causing me to over-order Taco Bell tacos for the get-together. Normally I order enough tacos ahead of time so that we can each eat three during the gay orgy. However, this time some of the food went to waste! I almost gave some of the extra tacos to a bum, but instead I decided to throw them down the storm sewer.

Remember when Rick Bawls started coughing up blood while his balls were being whipped and then thanked Rocco and me for giving him the most pleasurable experience of his life? Rick sure was a sick fuck that time!




Posted: Aug 19 2010, 08:51 PM
I liked when Rick's Velcro Wallet fell out of his pants while we were whipping his nuts and a picture of his father, Jeffrey Dahmer, sodomizing a black mans corpse could be seen. I was amazed at the amount of semen that coated the picture! Rick you owe Kurt $25.00 American Dollars for those taco's that went to waste! And don't even think about trying to pay in that Canadian Monopoly Money!!!


ROCCO



Posted: Aug 19 2010, 09:42 PM
Remember how it was a pink "Hello Kitty" wallet? What a homo! And that photograph was absolutely coated in about 1/2 inch of dried semen. I wonder why Rick Bawls didn't get extra copies made so he could jerk off onto a new copy of the photograph from time to time. Maybe Rick gets turned on when he sees cum stains on that photograph?



Posted: Sep 7 2010, 08:04 PM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that you have permanent grooves on your face that formed over the years as you attempted to roughly wipe all of the skidmarks off your face after random dudes squatted over you and dropped shit logs onto your face? You must have rubbed so hard that you permanently damaged layers of skin. Nice going, shithead!



Posted: Sep 13 2010, 04:28 AM
Rick Bawls, remember when you flunked out of high school after your junior year because you failed your Health class? Remember how Health class grade was based on the following percentages:
10% - class participation
25% - final examination
15% - mandatory research paper
50% - cock length

Remember how you poorly you performed on the cock length portion of the class because your 1-cm long cock was so small, resulting in an F for the course?

Man, Canada sure has a fucked-up grading system!



Posted: Sep 14 2010, 06:24 AM
Rick Bawls, which swing technique do you prefer when being whipped in your tiny balls with a car antenna? Do you prefer a level stroke similar to the batting swing of a line drive baseball hitter? Or do you prefer a rising stroke similar to the way one would swing a golf club?



Posted: Sep 16 2010, 06:35 AM
Rick, remember when you legally changed your name from "Rich Dahmer" to "Rick Bawls" after your dad, serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested and exposed as a homosexual serial killer? Remember when you drove to the courthouse to change your name and couldn't stop thinking about thinking about cock and thought to yourself that you would love to suck on some hairy and sweaty balls at that moment? Is that why you chose "Bawls" as your new last name? I bet you initially were going to change your name to "Rick Balls" but you thought that was too obviously queer and instead settled on the last name "Bawls." You sure are a faggot!



Posted: Sep 16 2010, 11:05 PM
Rick Bawls, why did you plan the 9/11 attacks? You are one sick fuck!



Posted: Sep 22 2010, 11:05 PM
Rick Bawls, is it true that men in Canada are known for their tiny cocks? Please confirm that a large influx of baby dicked men occurred during the 1960s and 1970s as Canada allowed military draft dodgers to enter the country and gay up Canada. Please confirm that your 1/4 cm long micro-penis is considered to be large by Canadian standards. However, with your microscopic cock, you must feel grossly inadequate when you partake in the gay rest stop scene in the United States!



Posted: Sep 23 2010, 02:00 AM
Rick Bawls probably also flosses his teeth with random pubes he finds on the floor of the rest stop, as is customary in Canada.



Posted: Sep 23 2010, 11:18 PM
Rick Bawls, are faggots allowed to adopt children in Canada? Do you and your gay lover plan to adopt any kids? Is it true that Canada endorses molestation of male children by gay men as a necessary part of the learning and maturing process for boys? Man, Canada sure is a fucked-up country - I cannot believe that they give free reign to deviant queers such as yourself to molest children!



Posted: Sep 24 2010, 04:50 AM
Rick Bawls, how do you sleep when you are at your home in the bathroom stall at the rest stop? Have you installed a hammock or do you sleep right in the floor? Have you made a make-shift blanket from discarded soiled toilet paper? Do you use the toilet seat as a pillow? Does inhaling the stench from the piss and shit stains on the toilet seat help you drift off to sleep? How many men walk into an adjacent stall to take a piss all over the floor? I bet you're soaked with piss by the time you wake up the next morning!

Is it true that the janitor comes in to clean the men's room at 7:00 AM and sweeps pubes and other garbage from the floor under the door of your stall and onto your face?



Posted: Sep 25 2010, 04:13 AM
Rick Bawls, you have probably heard that baseball is America's national pastime. Please confirm that tossing a random stranger's salad is Canada's national pastime.



Posted: Sep 26 2010, 10:33 PM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that you have fallen in love with Rocco, Fagbusters, Dner, and me. Is it true that last month you were in your rest stop stall cracking one off while fantasizing that Rocco and I were spit-roasting you while Fagbusters and Dner took turns kicking you in the ribs and masturbating? Remember how you started moaning and the guy taking a piss at the urinal next to your bathroom stall became irate because you were interrupting his piss? Remember how he was a truck driver and was wearing cowboy boots? Remember when he kicked in the door on your bathroom stall and then kicked you right in the face with his boot? Remember when you started crying and he said he'd give you something to cry about and when shoved your face into the toilet in your stall and started viciously raping you? Remember how the toilet was clogged with several days worth of shit and piss from various drivers? Remember when you inhaled about a gallon of piss and turds as you struggled to breathe? Remember when everyone else in the bathroom started clapping and cheering him on? Remember when the truck driver thrusted harder and harder until he finally pulled out and blew a huge diseased load in your jew-fro? Remember when he then dragged you onto the floor area in front of the urinals? Remember how your ass was bleeding and your hot pink Hypercolor t-shirt was soaked with piss and diarrhea? Remember how a huge turd had dried and was stuck to your forehead? Remember when everyone started pissing on you for the next several minutes? Remember when a Mexican man said, "Hey, he's had enough. Let's dry him off!" Remember when the Mexican man dropped his pants and farted in your face? Remember when he said, "Hey mang, do you like how I just blow-dried your face with my fart?" Remember when several other dudes also ripped ass on you? Remember how the farts did not dry you off and actually made you more soaked than before because they were wet farts?

Remember how despite the violent nature of the attack, you loved every minute of it and have masturbated several times while thinking about when these random men did to you? You sure are a deviant and deranged faggot!



Posted: Sep 27 2010, 07:21 AM
Rick Bawls, have any of your many gay lovers ever used a shoe horn when sliding a table leg into your asshole?



Posted: Sep 30 2010, 06:25 AM
Rick Bawls, remember that time when you contracted the Bubonic plague when you were at the dumpster party behind the Burger King in downtown Toronto last year? Remember when two random dudes were doubling up on you and one of the dudes blew his load in your ass and then grabbed a sewer rat that was in the alley and shoved it up your ass? Remember how the sewer rat was scared when it was shoved up your ass and started clawing as it struggled to breath while trapped in your colon? Remember how much you enjoyed it as the sewer rat moved around inside you and you blew a couple loads with your tiny cock? Remember when the sewer rat eventually suffocated and you shit it out several hours later? Remember how the sewer rat was infected with many diseases, including rabies and the Bubonic plague? Remember when you became deathly ill several days later and told they homeless men in the alley where you were living at the time that you thought you were going to die? Remember how annoying you were being and they raped you completely against your will and farted right in your face and made you eat out their filthy assholes? Remember when a Canadian mountie eventually found you in the alley? Remember how you were asleep at the time? Remember how the mountie woke you up by letting his horse take a huge piss on you? Remember when the mountie then walked you past a house and turned a garden hose on you to clean you up? Remember when he eventually took you to a Canadian hospital for treatment? Remember how the Canadian universal health care program handled your treatment? Remember how glad you were that you lived in a country with "free" health care? Remember how less glad you were when the doctors gave you shots with rusty needles that had just been in a homosexual black crackhead's arm? Remember how you eventually survived the Bubonic plague but became infected with HIV and Ebola as a result of the rusty used needles? You sure had a shitty experience that time!



Posted: Oct 1 2010, 04:36 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that you are a child molester, you sick fuck! Is it true that child molestation is permitted and even encouraged in Canada? Remember when your landlord entered your apartment because your toilet was clogged and was dripping down to the floor below? Remember when your landlord noticed pictures of child porn on your computer and called the Canadian mounties to arrest you because she thought that the pictures were illegal? Remember when the mounties arrived and you found out that the pictures were perfectly legal in politically liberal Canada? Remember when you licked the mountie's asshole while he rubbed one out while looking at the child porn? Remember when the mountie blew his load on the floor and you licked it up? Remember when the mountie left and then you went over to your computer and downloaded hardcore gay porn and added it to your blog? Remember when you claimed that the pictures were of Rocco and me? Remember how you assumed that accusing Rocco and me of appearing in the gay porn on your blog gave you a "legitimate" excuse for denying your own latent homosexuality? Remember how you didn't fool anyone, as everyone has known for years that you are a raging queer? You sure were a dirty HIV+ child-molesting faggot that time!



Posted: Oct 1 2010, 04:59 PM
Rick Bawls, when do you think you will finally succumb to the deadly AIDS virus? You must have been anally infected with about 800 different strains by now, you nasty faggot!



Posted: Oct 5 2010, 08:47 AM
Rick Bawls, remember when you were in high school and your dad, Jeffrey Dahmer, would fire his demon seed into your asshole every night during an anal sex session? Remember how much you enjoyed having sex with your dad even though he refused to give you any reach-arounds? Remember that time when he anally impregnated you with a butt baby? Remember how mad that made your dad and he yelled at you and told you that you should have eaten greasy Taco Bell after he blew his load in your ass? Remember when he explained that Taco Bell food would give you diarrhea and the force by which your colon would expel the diarrhea would effectively abort any early stage anal fetuses growing in your asshole? Remember how your dad said he had no other option other than killing the butt baby himself? Remember when he took a coat hanger, unwound the metal, and then started jamming it up your ass in an effort to kill the butt baby? Remember how your dad lacerated your colon and caused your asshole to bleed all over the floor? Remember how mad that made your dad? Remember when he stabbed you in the eye with the coat hanger to teach you not to bleed on his precious floor? Remember how the butt baby eventually dropped out of your colon? Remember when your dad cooked the butt baby in a pot of boiling water and then you and he ate it for dinner? Remember how you are now permanently blind in your left eye and have to wear a diaper at all times as a result of your dad's actions during the abortion procedure? You sure learned not to get pregnant that time!



Posted: Oct 8 2010, 06:58 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that the third bathroom stall at the Toronto-area rest stop where you live doubles as a gloryhole. Is it true that hundreds of queers stick their cocks through the holes every day and you suck them off and swallow their loads? Is it true that you also drilled some big holes so that random dudes could stick their filthy sphincters up against the holes for you to toss their salads and lick their assholes clean after they have taking dumps? Do some dudes also fart right in your face while you are licking their dirty buttholes? How many men stick their cocks through the holes and piss on you while you are trying to take a nap? Man, you sure live a shitty life, you dirty fucking STD-ridden faggot!!!



Posted: Oct 17 2010, 07:56 AM
I demand that you answer Rocco's important questions, you Canadian cocksucker!! Also, please confirm that your winter igloo is made from ice blocks that are comprised of 90% piss and 10% fecal matter. I bet you enjoy licking the ice blocks in your igloo from time to time, don't you!!!! Do you even realize that you are comprising the structural integrity of your igloo when you lick the ice block? One day you are going to be crushed under a pile of worn down blocks of frozen piss and shit!



Posted: Oct 18 2010, 07:13 AM
Hey Rick Bawls, remember when you were in swim class in high school and had to shower naked at the end of class? Remember when everyone saw how tiny your cock was and started laughing? Remember when you blamed the cold water and said that your penis is normally huge? Remember when the swim teacher called you "Baby Dick Rick" and everyone started laughing even harder? Remember when the swim teacher started hi-fiving the other kids in the class as you cried in the showers? Remember how every day for the next two years the kids would chant "Baby Dick Rick" whenever you would walk down the school halls? Remember when you finally graduated from high school and were still distraught years later about the nickname and your tiny cock? Remember when you were searching the Internet for gay porn one day and discovered Randy Constan's homepage? Remember how you assumed that he was the one man almost as gay as you who could sympathize with your high school experience? Remember when you began visiting Randy's homepage and jerking off at the homoerotic pictures on that website? Remember how you continued this practice for the next 8 years until you discovered this forum? Remember how you are trying to wean yourself off of Randy Constan and lately have been vigorously jerking off while thinking about Rocco, Fagbusters, Dner, Assvomit, your dad, your uncle, and me? You sure are a demented Canadian faggot!!! Seek professional help immediately!



Posted: Oct 19 2010, 09:04 PM
Rick Bawls, what is your Halloween costume going to be this year? Please confirm that you are going to dress up a urinal again, just like you have done several times since you were a child. When was this childhood picture of you taken?





Posted: Oct 20 2010, 03:57 AM
Rick Bawls, do you remember that scene in "There's Something About Mary" where Chris Elliot told Ben Stiller that he needed to jerk off and lose his load before any big date so that his mind was clear? Please confirm that you follow your own pre-date ritual. Is it true that you shit your pants while on your way to a new date so that you feel relaxed and confident? Man, you are one demented faggot!



Posted: Oct 21 2010, 05:51 PM
Rick, remember when you celebrated your 12th birthday? Remember when you asked for a pinata at your birthday party? Remember how you invited kids from your school but nobody showed because they all hated you? Remember how the only people at your party were your parents and several homeless men who lived in the alleys near your home? Remember when you but on a blindfold and began swinging at the pinata with a stick? Remember how you assumed that the pinata was filled with candy and that you would soon be showered in a sea of Jolly Ranchers and candy bars? Remember when your broke the pinata and were instead showered with piss, semen, and diarrhea? Remember when you took off your blindfold and realize that your parents have given you a fecal jizz pinata? Remember how happy this made you as you started licking a puddle of piss and diarrhea that had dripped out of the pinata? Remember how this was the best birthday party you have ever had? Man, you are one fucked-up Canadian faggot!



Posted: Oct 22 2010, 07:30 AM
Bawls, there was a trend in the U.S. during the late 1980s when everyone wore acid-washed jeans that had a whitish hue as the result of bleaching. Please confirm that Canada has had its own jeans trend. Is it true that the current trend is to wear shit-stained jeans? Is it true the the jeans are manufactured in Mexico at a factory next to the largest Taco Bell in the world? Is it also true that there is no toilet paper in the factory and that the workers are instructed to wipe their asses with denim jeans after taking massive shits so that the jeans will have authentic shit stains? Man, raging queers really set the trends in Canada, don't they, ASS-FUCK!!!



Posted: Oct 25 2010, 07:36 AM
Rick Bawls, how often do you have wet dreams? Do you think about being ass-raped at rest stops during your wet dreams? When you wake up during your wet dreams, are your jammies soaked with your cum stains as a result of being so turned on during those dreams, or are they instead soaked with your piss because you are so frightened during the dreams? Please contact me to discuss.



Posted: Nov 23 2010, 07:31 AM
Rick Bawls, are you going to celebrate Christmas at the rest stop this year? Do you plan on taking a break from eating feces and sucking cock to enjoy a hearty turkey dinner? It must be nice to eat a plate of turkey while sitting in a puddle of piss and pubic hair on the bathroom floor while toilet bugs fly around your plate. It sounds yummy!



Posted: Nov 28 2010, 05:40 PM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that the Canadian government operates its own airline called "Canadian Airlines." Is it true that Canadian Airlines is the largest air carrier in Canada? I heard that Canadian Airlines operates at a huge profit by cutting corners. Please confirm that instead of using heaters to provide heated air to passengers, the airline instead employs a gay man who sitting in the back of the plane while eating Taco Bell tacos. Is it true that a metal pipe is lodged up that man's ass so that when he farts, his warm and wet farts are evenly distributed throughout the passenger cabin to warm everyone? Is it further true that Canadian Airlines is ranked #1 in Queer Bait Quarterly's recent ranking of gay-friendly airlines?



Posted: Nov 29 2010, 11:22 PM
Rick Bawls, is it true that in Canada it is perfectly legal and socially acceptable to marry a fart? What is that all about???



Posted: Nov 30 2010, 02:31 AM
A major source of the recently published classified documents is Bradley Manning, a U.S. soldier who was an intelligence analyst. Manning is a raging homosexual and reportedly wants to have a sex change because he feels like he is a woman trapped in a man's body. This traitorous faggot deserves to be executed for putting American lives and American foreign policy in jeopardy.

Anyway, the descriptions of Bradley Manning remind me of Rick Bawls. Is it possible that Rick Bawls = Bradley Manning? Perhaps this explains Rick Bawls' absence from his pathetic excuse for a blog over the past six weeks.



Posted: Nov 30 2010, 06:29 PM
Hey ass-fuck, please confirm that you enjoy sucking off men suffering from Down's Syndrome. Do you also enjoy it when a couple retards are viciously ass-raping you? Is it true that in Canada the current "hip" trend is to adopt a Down's syndrome man and service the Downer's various penis and ass needs? Man, Canada sure is one fucked-up cesspool!



Posted: Dec 1 2010, 07:39 PM
Rick Bawls, is it true that 95% of Canadians hibernate like bears during the winter? Do you and several other random dudes get naked and pile into an igloo and then wrap a blanket around yourselves? Please confirm that all of the dudes in the igloo form an erotic mishmash of intertwined legs, arms, and crotches. Do you guys rest for a few months while pissing and shitting all over the "man pile" during the hibernation? Is it true that the hibernation period ends in March when the members of the Canadian Parliament piss on the igloo until the ice walls melt? Please get back to me soon, buddy!



Posted: Dec 2 2010, 10:48 AM
Rick Bawls, have you moved bedroom dresser into the men's room where you are living? Is it true that you sit in a stall while sucking cocks inserted through a gloryhole in the stall wall? Is it also true that the door to your stall remains open so that random truckers and other dudes can spray diarrhea and fart and piss on you while you are sucking off other dudes? Is it true that some of the dudes get mad when there is a long line? Please confirm that when the line is very long, some of the truckers enjoy pissing and shitting in the sock drawer of your dresser? Do you like it when a random dude wipes his ass clean with your pillow case - do you have pleasant dreams while sleeping on the floor with your face laying directly on top of a crusty shit stain on the pillow case?



Posted: Feb 8 2011, 07:47 PM
Rick Bawls, how many times a day do you fantasize about sucking off Randy Constan? Do you fantasize about watching Randy have rough anal sex with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper and then pulling out of Harper's ass and blowing his diseased load in your face? Man, you are one demented Canadian faggot!



Posted: Feb 16 2011, 03:17 AM
Rick Bawls, where have you been for the past few months? Please confirm that one of your trucker clients at the gloryhole where you sell blowjobs and rimjobs kidnapped you, held you captive for 3 months, and made you his sexual slave. Is it true that this was the best and most pleasurable experience in your entire life? Why did you enjoy it so much when he would piss on your face to wake you up and then viciously ass-raped you? Is this type of experience known as a common rite of passage among the large gay population in Canada? Man, you are one dirty faggot!!!



Posted: Feb 17 2011, 04:03 PM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that you were recently promoted to the head cheerleader position at the Highway 401 rest stop in Ontario. Is it true that your job requires you to give encouragement to constipated men walking into stalls and to congratulate men in the middle of taking dumps? Is it true that you say things like "well played, sir," "nicely done," "nice fart," and "that was a lovely diarrhea spray!" Do you ever lick the buttholes of constipated men to help loosen them up to take a shit? Do you enjoy it when some of those dudes "accidentally" expel the contents of their bowels into your mouth while you are licking their nether regions? Please contact me to discuss!



Posted: Feb 18 2011, 10:29 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that Toronto has banned urinals at rest stops and in gas station bathrooms. Is it true that men who need to take a leak are supposed to piss on the floor? Is it further true that nobody mops up the piss and that it collects in puddles on the floor until it either evaporates or someone slips on the piss and soaks up piss with their pants? Is it also true that you enjoy sitting on a puddle of piss while random truckers piss on your face and hair? Have you contacted Randy Constan to convince him to piss on you and then anally rape you in front of your uncle and a crowd of random queers gathered at a rest stop bathroom? Please get back to me PRONTO with answers to these important questions, buddy!



Posted: Feb 20 2011, 09:17 AM
Rick Bawls, how often do you prance around in green tights like your hero, Randy Constan? Is it true that you enjoy soaking your tights in a clogged toilet bowl full of piss and shit for 45 minutes prior to wearing them out in public? Does the putrid smell of shit and shit on your tights really turn on the massive gay community of Canada? On average, how long can you wear the piss- and shit-soaked tights in public before you are anally raped? Please get back to me with answers to these important questions, ass-fuck!!!



Posted: Feb 21 2011, 07:52 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that the top selling item on eBay in Canada last year was a bag filled with farts. Is it true that over 75 million bags of farts were shipped to different Canadian queers from the factory down in Mexico? Is it true that Mexican men fill up the bags with farts after eating greasy Mexican food? Sounds hot! Man, Canada sure is chock-full of demented faggots!!!



Posted: Feb 23 2011, 10:07 AM
Rick Bawls, how often do you fall asleep and fantasize about riding around on a broomstick with the object of your homosexual affections, Randy Constan? Do these fantasies end with Randy ass-raping you and infecting you with STDs? When you wake up do you discover that you've blown your tiny load in your pants? Please get back to me soon, you dirty faggot!





Posted: Feb 24 2011, 08:03 PM
Rick Bawls, remember that time when you were in high school and were taking your written final examination for Driver's Ed? Remember when your teacher dropped his pants and pissed on your head as you filled out your Scantron sheet with answers to the test? Remember when you asked him to stop and the teacher got mad at you for interrupting the other kids taking the test and gave you a failing grade? Remember when he said that drivers need to learn to focus despite distractions, such as being pissed on, and that his piss was an important part of the class? Remember when you went home crying after receiving your grade and told your dad, Jeffrey Dahmer, that you had failed Driver's Ed? Remember when your dad got upset with you for being such a loser and took out his aggressions by becoming a notorious cannibalistic homosexual serial killer? You really fucked up that time!!



Posted: Mar 1 2011, 07:12 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that the gallons of semen that have been pumped up your asshole have backed up into your brain. Is it true that your brain has absorbed the STD-ridden semen resulting in the destruction of many brain cells? Is this why you now have a learning disability? Please get back to me soon, buddy!



Posted: Mar 1 2011, 11:56 PM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that that #1 movie in Canada right now is an art film entitled, "Dudes Taking Dumps." Is it true that this is a 2-hour long film filled with clips of random dudes farting and taking dumps in public rest rooms? Is it also true that 98% of the people who watch this movie in public theaters masturbate during the movie? I further heard that the movie theater operators encourage masturbation by providing free hand lotion samples and instructing patrons to use popcorn grease as lubrication? Do you enjoy watching this movie while sitting on a semen-soaked cushion? Man, Canada sure is a backward country chock-full of deviant queers!



Posted: Mar 5 2011, 09:34 AM
Rick Bawls, when you used to watch your father, serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, raping a corpse, is it true that you would masturbate vigorously? Is it true that you would fantasize that your dad was having anal sex with you instead of the rotting corpse? Would you come within seconds during while jerking it during your sick homosexual fantasy? Man, you are one demented faggot, but I guess it is par for the course in the homosexual utopia known as Canada!!!



Posted: Mar 7 2011, 06:58 PM
Rick Bawls, is it true that you collaborated with Dustin Diamond and the Muslim community to plan the 9/11 attacks? Man, you are one vile piece of shit!



Posted: Mar 10 2011, 11:29 AM
Rick Bawls, when are you going to come clean and admit that your are an HIV bug chaser? It's already been established that you enjoy listening to random men take dumps and also like it when random queers piss and shit on you and blow their diseased loads into your mouth and ass. I also heard that you like to lick clean the dirty toilet seats at rest stops that have not previously been cleaned in years. You have also made it clear that you have a voluminous collection of hardcore gay pornography that you enjoy reviewing with your uncle with you are both naked and his cock is buried deep in your ass. However, I need you to update us on your quest to contract the deadly HIV virus. Have you made any progress toward your lifelong goal of dying from full-blown AIDS? Please get back to me soon, ass-fuck!!!



Posted: Mar 10 2011, 05:47 PM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that you are one of the faggots dressed up as a woman who is fighting in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2ehhySasc

Is it true that you and those other queers were brawls over who got to receive the first diarrhea spray next to the dumpster in the alley adjacent to that taco restaurant?



Posted: Mar 13 2011, 09:34 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that 78% of all of the men in Canada are HIV+. Is it true that the 22% of men who are not HIV+ are treated as outcasts and are shunned by society? Is it true that you and the other men in the 78% of HIV+ group frequently throw rocks and shout anti-heterosexual slurs at the 22% who are not HIV+ even though a majority of men in the 22% are also raging homosexuals like yourself? Please confirm that men without HIV are forced to wear a patch on their clothing identifying themselves as such are are routinely sent to concentration camps for "heterosexual cleansing?" Is it true that the inspiration for the concentration camps was the concentration camps in which Russians, Jews and other political enemies of the Axis Powers were held during WWII? Man, Canada sure is one fucked-up shit hole!!



Posted: Mar 14 2011, 01:26 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that only 0.10% of all babies in Canada are born gay. Is it true that the Canadian doctors test for homosexuality? Is it also true that the non-gay babies are sent to re-education camps and are molested until they turn gay? Is this how Canada manages to maintain a homosexuality percentage of 98% within the male population? Is it also true that 99.6% of all babies born in Canada since 1983 have been test tube babies? Is it further true that Canada has banned the birth of women and sells test tube babies containing females to McDonalds, where they are ground up and used within Chicken McNuggets? Please confirm that the test tube babies are raised within the assholes of men until birth.

Man, Canada sure is a queer's utopian paradise!!!



Posted: Mar 14 2011, 07:32 PM
Rick Bawls, why are you such a cum-guzzler?



Posted: Mar 14 2011, 09:23 PM
Bawls, why are you such a piece of shit? Why are you so obsessed with flamboyant queers such as Randy Constan? Why do you lick dirty toilet seats at rest stops after truckers have sat on them while taking massive smelly dumps? When are you going to come out of the closet and admit that you are a homosexual? I know that you feel embarrassed when you get an erection when you hear a random man ripping ass, but you need to be true to yourself and your homosexual desires. You need to stop obsessing over the dudes who post here and go live out your deranged HIV bug-chasing queer fantasies!



Posted: Mar 15 2011, 06:51 AM
Ass-fuck, please describe what went through your mind the first time you were in a public restroom and you saw a strange man watching you piss at the urinal. Remember when he farted and you achieved your first erection? Remember when he pulled down your pants and anally violated you until he blew his load in your ass? Remember how you contracted your first STD from this encounter? Remember when you turned around and saw your dad, Jeffrey Dahmer, jerking off at the sight? Remember when you also noticed your grandmother, who was sitting on a sink while fingering herself? Please confirm that being raped by a stranger at a public restroom is a celebrated "rite of passage" in Canada.

Man, Canada sure is a backward shit-hole!!!



Posted: Mar 16 2011, 09:40 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that Canada has banned the use of certain college entrance exams, such as the SAT, designed to measure intelligence and logical reasoning. Is it true that the college entrance exam in Canada consists entirely of the test taker drawing doodles of cocks and gay sex positions while the test proctor rips ass in the test-taker's face. Please confirm that the test concludes when the test proctor takes a dump on the test taker's face. Is the test taker's grade an entirely subjective measure determined by the test proctor based on the test taker's reaction to having a load of warm feces dumped on his/her head? Can the test takers receive extra credit by sucking off the test proctor or letting the proctor piss in their faces? Please get back to me soon, buddy!



Posted: Apr 10 2011, 09:34 PM
Rick Bawls, why won't you deviant Canadian faggots let Corey Haim's body rest in peace? What is wrong with you morons???



Rocco
Posted: Apr 13 2011, 02:25 AM
Rick Bawls, please confirm that there are many different terms for how people use urinals in Canadian bathrooms? Is it true when a dude takes a piss then turns around and takes a shit in a urinal it's called a "double"? Is it true when two dudes both piss in a urinal at the same time while a dude stands in the middle of them and drops a chud into the urinal it's called a "triple"? Please confirm that eating out of a urinal is totally normal in Canada and that if a dude pisses on your head while you're gobbling up a turd out of a urinal it's called a "squirt surprise"? Please confirm that eating a Mexican turd out of a urinal is known as a "hot tamale"? Is it true when a urinal overflows because turds block the urinal drain it's known as a "turd dam" and immediately invokes a slip and slide party in any bathroom where this occurs? What's up with this Rick Bawls? Why is Canada so full of demented faggots?



Posted: Apr 13 2011, 02:37 AM
Man, I need to visit Canada soon to partake in a triple! That would be so hot if another dude and I pissed all over a random stranger who was shitting in a urinal!

I heard that Canadians often use the liquid hand soap dispensers that are large and see-through and are typically glued onto a wall. The big thing now is for someone to drop a deuce into the hand soap dispenser so that random people in the bathroom can see the deuce when they are lathering up their hands with the hand soap. Canadians often shit into hand soap dispensers like the one shown in this picture:





Posted: Apr 13 2011, 07:18 PM
Rick Bawls, what is the hold-up? Why haven't you answered any of the questions in this thread? 463 messages have been posted and almost all of them contain important and serious questions that need to be answered ASAP!

Also, please make the arrangements for Rocco and me to give you a "triple." You need to drop a chocolate hot dog into a urinal while Rocco and I piss all over you! After we are done, we will shove your face into the piss/shit puddle in the urinal to see how long you can hold your breath.



Rocco
Posted: Apr 14 2011, 05:20 AM
Rick Bawls, I demand you promptly respond to Kurt's proposition! Kurt and I will each down multiple 2 liters of soda, while eating massive amounts of Taco Bell before participating in the Triple with you. This way we will have plenty of urine to really coat you with piss while you take a dump in the rest stop urinal! Then as an added bonus I will kick you into the urinal causing your head to land in your turd and our piss. Kurt and I will then execute a "double double" when we both drop trough and fire diarrhea onto your head in the urinal! I imagine this uber hot move will really show you Canadians a thing or two! A quick confirmation would be greatly appreciated as Kurt and my schedule fills up quickly come the summer time!

ROCCO



Posted: Apr 14 2011, 06:36 AM
Rick Bawls, please arrange for this to happen in the men's room at the next Toronto-area wrestling event in which Diamond is scheduled to appear. I heard that things got really hot and nasty with Diamond after he stepped out of the wrestling ring to take a piss after his Toronto wrestling match last month!



Posted: Apr 17 2011, 09:37 PM
Rick Bawls, I just read about one of your beloved former Canadian Air Force Colonel Russel Williams. Not only is he now a convited rapist and murderer, he is also a cross-dresser. Please confirm that he is the most revered man in all of Canada.
http://weirdnewsfiles.com/tag/russell-williams-air-force-colonel/

Video of Rick Bawls on a Train

Check out this video of Rick Bawls on a train ride. Man, he is one deranged weirdo!

Hitoshi, the Japanese "Dustin Diamond"

Several years ago I discovered a website for a Japanese man who wanted to proclaim his love of milk, women, and country music. His name is Hitoshi and his website hit the big time in 2005-2006, primarily because of the misspellings and the unusual content of this website. One of the best parts of his website was a guestbook where he allowed his gay fans to post queer messages/fantasies.

Some screenshots from his homepage are shown below. Hitoshi is well-known for his catch-phrase, "I LIEK MILK!!!" Unfortunately, Hitoshi took down his website a few years ago for unknown reasons.:(


Here are some of the better guestbook posts that I have been able to locate from the guestbook on Hitoshi's former website:

Ox » Hitoshi, remember when I gave you a milk enema? Remember when a fat, balding middle-aged high school princiapl named "Mr. Belding" tied you up and had unprotected buttsex with you, completely against your will? Remember when he unloaded his HIV+ sperm in your ass? Remember when he said "welcome to my HIV world, Hitoshi, you stupid FAGGOT!!!" Remember when you went the free clinic the next day and discovered you had had not only contracted HIV from Mr. Belding, but you also discovered that he had given you herpes as well? Belding and I sure got you good that time!


Ox » Hitoshi, remember that time when I stuck my finger in your butthole and you spilled the milk you were drinking? Remember when I dropped trow and cleaned you up with a golden shower? Remember when I "accidently" knocked over your milk glass and it shattered on your floor? Remember when you bend over to clean it up and I ripped a nasty fart mere inches from your face? Remember when I knocked you over and then took a shit in your mouth? I sure got you good that time.


Screech » Zoinks Slater, do you think I can have some of your infested protein, just like old times. Hitoshi, you get off my Kool-Aid, all these queers used to be my fans, you remember that Hitoshi. I've let Slater and Zack cum all over me while you were still drinking milk.Maybe we can hook up for some unprotected butt sex?
A.C. Slater » Hitoshi, I just found out that I have the AIDS virus. I want to come over to your place and have buttsex with you. I want to do this even if you're not into this kind of thing. Also, I will do this with no protection because I want to make sure that you contract AIDS.


Dustins Jew Fro » hey Hitoshi I want you to shoot your man milk all over my jew fro after I suck you off while I'm on my knees looking like a circus seal. You are one hot bitch who needs a lot of cock! I've got to go jerk off while looking at your pictures, talk to you later.


Screech » Hitoshi you are in need of a Russian trombone. It's were I suck on your ass as I jerk you off. I'll pretend I'm in a gay parade and you can sing a song about bonsai or something. I'd pretend to play some smooth jazz on your ass. The vibration of my lips on your ass would bring you to extacy. I would even tickle your taint and continue to play your trombone. I can't wait to meet up at the sushi bar where you hang out in the rest room waiting for your regulars to come in and be serviced by you. Maybe you'll think about having your ass this time because I hate sucking on a hairy shit stained ass. Please shave and use some sort of after shave - it will make it such a beautiful experience.


Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, I just ate some spicy tacos and would love to spray diarrhea right on your hairy taint... Does it look like your Gradma's chin? Mine does! I love you and your taint. OHHHHHH "TAINT"ED LOVE!

- Kurt Steinberg


Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, I want to rub wasabi sauce on your taint while you eat sushi out of my ass crack. I will then insert my eggroll into your sexy butt and unload my "soy sauce" from my wang directly into your mouth.

- Kurt Steinberg


Mario Lopez » Hey Hitoshi, hows it going? I'll get straight to the point - have you ever experienced the touch of another man? I'd love to teach how to play gay baseball - it involves my special flesh bat and your balls. I'm looking to hit a homerun.


Gaylord Zack » Hitoshi remember when we started having gay cyber sex and you used to shove a web cam up your puckered little rectum? I remember the time you shipped some of your semen to me and I lapped it up as you jerked off on the webcam. Remember how I told you that I was going to shove a pineapple up you ass and it turned you on? I think I also would like to shove a milk bottle up your ass, with the lid off so you can spray some diarrhea in the milk and we can shake it up and make some chocolate milk to give to some unsuspecting bum to drink in exchange for a hummer. They do give the best blow jobs when food is involved, huh Hitoshi?


Gaylord Zack » Hey Hitoshi, I'm a regular on the dumpster scene and I'm known worldwide for my drunken dragon rimming technique. I'm also the author of "If a man shits in his zubaz and no one is around, does it make a smell?", it's gaining in popularity as we speak! My reason for writing is to tell you that I will be in Japan to promote my book and I would like to take you on as a student to teach my drunken dragon rimming technique. You will never be lonely again if you choose to be my student, yours analy, Gaylord Zack.


Gaylord Zack » Hitoshi it's been such a long time since I've talked to you. Remember the time that you wanted me to give you an enema with a pot of coffee and I shoved a tube up your ass and used a funnel to pour an entire pot of hot coffee in your rectum? Remember how at first you jumped when the heat touched your prostate? Remember how once it numbed you it felt good and you shot your load of Japanese spunk all over my face. Remember how all that coffee came out of your ass and there was a lot of shit that came out with it? Remember how we played around in it and smelled like coffee and shit? That was one of the greatest times in my life.




Paul Daanen » Do you like pudding as much as you like milk? I want to eat a chocolate pudding pop out of your asshole. That will satisfy my gay cravings.


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Rect-Al » Hitoshi need assfuck up his poop-chute because it make him happi-happi!!!! His face looks like a combination between a gonnorreah-infected asshole and a syphillitic vagina and he likes to fuck his mother in the ass... Could we fuck sometime?


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Gaylord Zack » Hitoshi, I don't know if you got a chance to read my message since your guestbook is gettig spammed by some fuckhole. Here it is again.

Hitoshi it's been such a long time since I've talked to you. Remember the time that you wanted me to give you an enema with a pot of coffee and I shoved a tube up your ass and used a funnel to pour an entire pot of hot coffee in your rectum? Remember how at first you jumped when the heat touched your prostate? Remember how once it numbed you it felt good and you shot your load of Japanese spunk all over my face. Remember how all that coffee came out of your ass and there was a lot of shit that came out with it? Remember how we played around in it and smelled like coffee and shit? That was one of the greatest times in my life.

Love, your friend Gay Zack

Dongsmoker » SPAMMING CUNTS, FUCK OFF!

Gaylord Zack » I want to fuck off with you Dongsmoker ;) maybe Hitoshi will join us and show us his ancient Japanese gay sex moves.

Dongsmoker » Gaylord Zack, that sounds like fun, but I think instead we should form a queer crime-fighting duo that hunts down spammers and anally rapes them to death. Maybe Hitoshi could be our comedy sidekick.

Gaylord Zack » I like your thinking dongsmoker, maybe I can tea bag them before we rape them and you can attack them with a round of heavey fart blasts after eating taco bell. I also like the idea of Hitsohi being the comic sidekick, but only if he dresses in gimp gear and we can whip him.


Freddie Diarrha » Hey Lew, I'd like to get together with you. Maybe I can take a healthy shit in your mouth as you jerk me off into a milk glass which we would send over to Hitoshi overnight FedEx so it will still be warm. I'd also eat lots of Taco Bell and get the shits so I could spray feces all over your body, than I'd rub it into your skin so you look lke you have a sunless tan. We than could go out on the town to my favorite bar, the Manhole, you'd have a great time, I promise.


some little boy » my name is Echi and I live in Japan. I play baseball for littel league and I know of Histoshi. He followed me into the baseball field bathroom and told me to touch him. I did, and he touched me. He also put his penis in my butt and made it bleed. I cried but he wouldn't stop, he was done and he left. He did this for the couse of the basball seeson and I told no one until now. I am 25 years old and he molests me, I am also retarded, very retarded. My mom says it's not molest because I am an adult and tell him to do this stuff to me. I once wore my shit stained underwear on my head while Hitoshi touched me.


Dustin Diamond » Hitoshi, you can drink my man-milk, and then I'll bend over, spread my ass-cheeks and spray you with my hot "miso soup"!!! Sounds like quite a feast!


Freddie » hey Dustin, I REALLY want to unload a gallon of my spunk in your chcolate caveran of love, which would form stalagmites and stalagtites in your ass.


random guy » please send help, I am trapped in Hitoshi's anus were I have been living off his corn shit and drinking semen. I have tried to grab unto penis that has been up his ass, but I couldn't get pulled out - I imagined that if I did it would look like on Poltergiest when they brought back the little girl. I would be covered in all that crap and they'd have to put me in a tub to clean me off. Please refer to the movie to find out how to get me out of Hitoshi's ass. You are my only hope.


Suckian Penis » Hitoshi, do you ever go to bath houses in Japan? I go to them all the time in San Francisco. I like to sit in the hot tub and fart and watch all the cum from my ass rise to the top. Sometimes a guy will eat it up, if he does that's the sign that me and him will go somewhere to fuck. Sometimes we just do it in the tub with the other guys watching. One time while I was getting pounded, another guy shoved his ass in my face and I ate out his ass while an old guy, who looked like Wilford Brimley jerked me off. It was a lot of fun. You should come out to San Francisco to meet me. I will take you to all the hot bath houses and hook you up with some hot guys. Hitoshi, I think I love you.


Screech » Hitoshi, I have sent you a pair of cum stained zubaz. I want for you to smell the ass area and lick the dried cum off them as you jerk off into your baseball uniform. Than you will send me your cum stained uniform and I will do the same, only this time I will send you back some shit stained zubaz and we will continue this until one day we will meet and I will show you what a dirty sanchez is.


Dustins Jew Fro » hey Hitoshi I want you to shoot your man milk all over my jew fro after I suck you off while I'm on my knees looking like a circus seal. You are one hot bitch who needs a lot of cock! I've got to go jerk off while looking at your pictures, talk to you later.


Assplunderer » Hitoshi, you look so hot in those pictures on the main page! I have some white liquid for you to drink, but it's not milk! Instead it's my sperm, straight from my penis. When I think about your asian ass, loads just squirt out of my wang!


Lance Dikstrong » Hey buddy I'm starting production on a new gay porn called Lord of the Queens, starring myself as Frodo and in the works to have Dustin "Screech" Diamond play Gollum. I think you'd be a perfect Hobbit, would you like to star in this movie with us, we have a few more hot dudes signed on, they are all unknowns right now, but are hung like bulls. We will be starting up in the next few months, we have to write out a storyline, and conceptualize all the sex positions and acts we will do, I can tell you bukkake, glass bottom boat and hot carls are on the top of my list.


Yoshida » I am wanting to hook up for gay sex with you. I will shove a star fruit up your ass as I skull fuck you until my milk runs out your eyes and nose. Have you ever been donkey punched before? I'd love to donkey punch you and shit on your pastey white chest, you gay stud you.


Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, from perusing your website, it is obvious to me that you are a flaming homosexual. However, I wonder why a Japanese man has a ".nl" website address located in the Netherlands. What's the deal? We should get together and talk about this while you lick eggrolls out of my ass.

- Kurt Steinberg


Mr. Belding » hitoshi, have you ever rimmed an overweight middle-aged white man?


Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, have you ever received an "R. Kelly"? It's where someone pisses all over you and uses your face as a toilet seat. I'd like to give you an R. Kelly and then finish you off with a Cleveland Steamer!

- Kurt Steinberg


Sammy Shitstain » hitoshi i wanna fuck you in the ass, you stupid japanese fuckhole. i also wanna piss in your ass and unleash a thick spray of gooey diarreah in your face you steaming assfuck


Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, do homosexual men have sex in alleys next to dumpsters in Japan like they do in the USA? I would love to ass-slam you while you lean against a dumpster filled with rotting food!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


Yoshi » Hitoshi, I live in Kobe where I work as a janitor in a gay sex club. It is very hot the smells I cum across. We should hang out sometime, I could show you a good time in Kobe. If I visit you, I won't need the extra bedroom, because I will sleep in your bed with you. In Germany you would be called uber hot! I want to put my wang in your mouth and shoot my wasabi all over you.


Gay Zack » Hey Hitoshi, I really like the pics of you in the baseball uniform - I bet you have a hot ass. I'd love for you to drink my man milk and let it run on your lip like a milk ad. I love little Japanese men - let's hook up for queer sex.


Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, you are a Japanese Dustin Diamond! I want to squirt my salty load in your mouth and then toss your salad!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


gaywad » hitoshi, which men have the best-tasting assholes? Chinese, Japanese, or Australian? Please let your homo fans know as soon as possible.


Paul Daanen » Hitoshi, I want to eat sushi out of your asshole and will prepare crab cakes for you from the crabs in my crotch.


p. diddy » i poured milk into my underwear. drnk the expired milk off my taint


Hitoshi » I want to defecate, do caca on myself, i want a 10 year old boy to rub milk on my caca, and lick it off, i want him to shit on my face, and i want to eat sushi from his asshole, i liek milk


Kurt Steinberg » Hitoshi, let's hook up for some hot man-on-man action! I will teabag you and then give you a sweaty pair of Arabian Goggles. Next, I will sit on your face and drop ass. Finally, I will rub my erect penis all over your face and then squirt my load in your mouth!

- Kurt Steinberg


Paul Daanen » Hitoshi, i'm gonna eat sushi out of your asshole while giving you my eggroll.


Lance Dikstrong » I want to take a steamy shit on your chest while you spit milk all over me as we watch a lemon party happen in front of us. I can give you a warm milk enema, if it'll turn you on. I'd even drink the milk once it came out your ass. We can bottle it and sell it to queers around the world. Damn I want to bend you over and give you my long staff. I bet you like to get donkey punched. I plan on doing that to you, as well as lighting your pubes on fire and putting it out with my cum. You're such a sexy little bitch. I come to see you soon and we can share your futon and stain the matress with anal juices and feces.


Tommy Chode » Hitoshi I want for you to nibble on my nut sack like a good Jap should. Lets seriously hook up in some reststop for queer loving. I want to shave off your pubes while you sleep and glue them to your face with my cum to make a Abe Lincoln beard. I'd than stove pipe my dick in your ass and you'd be startled and me friend would take your picture. Also one night I will get you drunk so you pass out. I will put myself in your mouth and have my friend take a picture, which I will post for all to see.


Suckian Penis » Hitoshi, do you ever go to bath houses in Japan? I go to them all the time in San Francisco. I like to sit in the hot tub and fart and watch all the cum from my ass rise to the top. Sometimes a guy will eat it up, if he does that's the sign that me and him will go somewhere to fuck. Sometimes we just do it in the tub with the other guys watching. One time while I was getting pounded, another guy shoved his ass in my face and I ate out his ass while an old guy, who looked like Wilford Brimley jerked me off. It was a lot of fun. You should come out to San Francisco to meet me. I will take you to all the hot bath houses and hook you up with some hot guys. Hitoshi, I think I love you.


Remember when.. » Hitoshi, remember when I was fucking your ass as your drank milk and I make you laugh when I tickled your balls and milk came out your nose. Remember how we both started laughing and we stopped and gazed in each others eyes. remember how I tongue kissed you and we started rimming each other. remember how your anus was dripping juices from being so turned on. remember how I put my dick inside you and pounded you with such force your futon broke. remember how we kept going at it anyway. remember how I donkey punched you right before I came and you passed out so I kept fucking you. remember how you woke up the next day to find your head and balls shaved and penises drawn all over your body in permanant marker. damn I got you good that time.


Yoshida » Hitoshi, wearing Arabian goggles will protect your eyes from jizz. I once wore a Roman helmut, you should try it sometime. I love you Hitoshi you silly fag you.


Ox » Hitoshi, remember when I was over at your place and you asked me to get you a glass of milk? Remember when I poured it into a glass for you and then walked over and threw it in your face and said "here's your milk, BITCH!" Remember when I yanked down your pants and had some sweaty man-on-man action with you? Remember when I blew my load in your face? Remember when I sat on your face and unleashed a smelly Cleveland Steamer? I sure got you good that time!


Tommy Chode » Hitoshi, I'm going to stuff my cum/ shit stained underwear in your mouth and I'll tape it in place with duct tape so no one can hear you scream with joy as I plunger your ass with my dick. I bet this is turning you on and making your anus leak with love juices. When I plunger you, it will sound like someone making macaroni and cheese. You are so hot, I can't wait to see you and hang out, you still will show me all your favorite gay hangouts right? Did your anus stop bleeding from the last guy to have you? I'll talk to you later sweety.


Ox » Hitoshi, remember when I gave you a milk enema? Remember when a fat, balding middle-aged high school princiapl named "Mr. Belding" tied you up and had unprotected buttsex with you, completely against your will? Remember when he unloaded his HIV+ sperm in your ass? Remember when he said "welcome to my HIV world, Hitoshi, you stupid FAGGOT!!!" Remember when you went the free clinic the next day and discovered you had had not only contracted HIV from Mr. Belding, but you also discovered that he had given you herpes as well? Belding and I sure got you good that time!


Ted Taint » Hitoshi, tickle my taint with your asian tongue. Pretend it is a tasty eggroll and lick it clean.


EmperorHirohito » Hitoshi, you are a disgrace to the Japanese people. I need to punish you (and please myself) by taking an enormous shit in your mouth after eating some tuna sushi.


Remember when.. » Hitoshi, remember the time you decided to go and get some milk direct from a cow? Remember how you broke into a field behind a dairy farm, slid underneath the nearest cow, put its udder in your mouth and began to suck? Remember how suprised you were when the udder started going hard? Remember how you realised it was a bull you were sucking on, not a cow? Remember how you thought "oh well" and just kept sucking on the bull's big, hard cock? Remember how the bull went "hmmmmMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and started firing thick, ropey cords of bovine jizzom down your throat? Remember how you snarfed down so much steaming bull-cum that your belly bloated out like a balloon filled with rancid mayonnaise? Remember how you couldn't move and lay there groaning as the bull dropped a steaming pile of manure on your supine form and walked off? You sure got owned that time!!


Hey Hitoshi, remember the time that you "won" a free trip to America from a local radio station? Remember when the tickets were sent to you in the mail and the return address was from Los Angeles? Remember how you found this to be kinda odd? Remember when you packed your bags and brought 3 gallons of milk with you? Remember when you hopped on the flight and headed to LAX? Remember when you arrived and you saw a man in a wrestling singlet and a greasy mullet wig holding a sign with your name on it? Remember when you approched him and he led you to a limo? Remember when he took you to your "hotel room?" Remember when on the way there you asked the driver what his name was? Remember when he said "just call me Gay Zack?" Remember when you arrived at your hotel room but it was a shithole in a total dive that charged by the hour? Remember when Gay Zack followed you into your room? Remember when you flipped the switch and there were other men, including me, in your room dressed up in zubaz was assflaps? Remember when Gay Zack locked the door behind you? Remember when you felt the pain of someone cracking you in the back of the head with a monkey wrench? Remember when some guy dressed as Screech said "GET HIM KURT STEINBERG!" Remember when Kurt Steinberg said "YOU GOT IT ROCCO!!" Remember when Gay Zack ripped off your clothes? Remember when Kurt Steinberg and Gay Zack started to double team your ass? Remember what it felt like to have them swordfighting in your rectum? Remember when Rocco and I squatted over you and started to give you a nice taco tsunami? Remember when Gay Zack and Kurt Steinberg pulled out and Rocco and I took their place and gave you one of our world famous spit-roasts? Remember when I donkey punched you as I unloaded my salami seed into your asshole? Remember when Rocco poked you in the eyes as he gagged you with his sperm? Remember when a man that Kurt Steinberg called Ox came over to you and gave you a golden shower while Kurt Steinberg and Gay Zack jacked off over you? Remember when Gay Zack and Kurt Steinberg started stomping on your head until you passed out? Remember when Ox rolled you up in a rug? Remember when Rocco and I threw you in back of Rocco's queermobile? Remember when we all jumped in and hit the dumpster scene pretty hard with your body? That'll teach you to fall for those silly radio station contests!!


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Hey Hitoshi, remember when you got a letter from a girl in America? Remember when it said that she really liked you and that she wants to meet up with you? Remember when she gave you an address to a shitty hotel? Remember when you got so excited that you started chugging a gallon of milk? Remember when you chugged your milk so fast that you started to gag and you threw up over yourself? Remember when you started to beat off to the thought of makin it with an American woman? Remember when you went to that hotel to meet up with the hot mamma from the west? Remember when you went into hotel room? Remember when you saw a note on the bed that said "meet me by the dumpster?" Remember when you went back to the dumpster and you say 13 gay Japanese men fucking their brains out? Remember when you saw the woman you were gonna meet? Remember when she said "JUST CALL ME JESSE!!!" Remember when "she" pushed you over and ripped your pants off? Remember when she pulled out her wang and started to wienerize your yellow ass? Remember when you screamed in pain? Remember when "she" kept fucking you and screaming "YOU LIKE MILK HUH?!?!?" Remember when the gay men came over to you and jizzed all over you? Remember when Jesse got you into a sleeperhold? Remember when you woke up in a forest with a bleeding anus? Remember when you saw a package next to you? Remember when you opened the package and saw a note that said "here's some complimentary milk?" Remember when you chugged the milk? Remember when you noticed it wasn't milk? Remember when you noticed that it was bull semen? Hitoshi, how the hell do you know what bull semen tastes like?


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Hey Hitoshi, is it true that you're so used to people doing the old switcheroo with your milk and animal semen that you can now tell the difference between the animals by taste alone? Is it true that you think that horse jizzim is the best over all the other beasts of the land? Is it true that you like horse cum over the rest because its a lot thicker than say a dogs? Is it true that when you're feeling a bit peckish you go for rotwielers because they're more fiesty and their cum is more spicier? Why the hell do you have to be such a freak?


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Hitoshi, remember the particularly nasty bout of herpes I gave you?


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Hitoshi, remember the time we hooked up in the alley behind that Shibuya gay bar, and you impaled me with your mighty "samurai sword"?


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Remember how you spread your butt-cheeks and blew your special miso soup all over my face?


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Remember how I used to scream "ZOINKS!!!!" when I'd ejaculate inside your ass?


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Hitoshi, I demand we hook up for gay sex. It'll be just like the good old days. Remember when I would chow down on your SARS-infected load?


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Hitoshi, remember when I bukkake'd all over your dopey gook face?


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Looking for gay sex? Meet the spammers behind a bowling alley near you.


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People who offer free ringtones also offer free anal and spit roasting.


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I bet Hitoshi's semen tastes like soy sauce and milk.


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Hitoshi, you need to take a wusabi induced diarrhea in the faces of these spammers who bury all the good spank material.


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Remember when this guestbook used to be good before this spamming cock took over? Remember when dustindiamond.com used to be a breeding grounds for some of the most filthiest queers to ever touch the keyboard. Remember when the spammer forced them all into hiding, so other queers can't get reach arounds from the seasoned anal pro's. You spammers suck.


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Non homo spam really makes Hitoshi cry and sad in his pants.


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People who spam up guestbooks with non queer related material need to have their faces sprayed with chocolatey diarrhea.


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Please shoot thick ropey loads on me like spiderman would


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I love Hitoshi's anus.


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I'm flammmmming gay! Please shoot your thick ropey load on my face and buy anal plugs. Free ringtones for those who shove their phones up my ass! Great site, it makes me want to have someone take a hot steamy shit in my mouth. Keep up the good work.

My "Remember When..." Queer Fantasies - Part IX

These are the last of my "Remember When..." queers fantasies that I was able to recover from cached pages of the old Dustin Diamond Love forum. Unfortunately, I know that some stories are missing:

"Diamond Learns About Trophies" episode recap
Posted: May 4, 2011 04:52 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember how jealous you were of Slater and Zack Morris for winning all of those sporting awards at Bayside? Remember how Slater won lots of football and wrestling awards and Zack won cross-country and track awards? Remember how you sucked at sports and the only awards you won were from that stupid Insect Rodeo? Remember the envy you felt when visiting Slater's room? Remember how Slater was ass-raping you and you saw all of the plaques and trophies in his room? Remember when you also saw a TV show where a hunter had mounted the heads of deer in a trophy room of his house? Remember when you were jealous of everyone for having all of those trophies and decided that you wanted to make your own trophy room? Remember when you started mounting a few pairs of Belding's dirty skidmark-encrusted underwear on your wall? Remember when you also mounted some sweaty jock straps and wrestling singlets you had stolen from the Bayside laundry bin after wrestling practice? Remember when you also stole a black toilet seat covered in piss and shit stains from the rest stop where your TV dad, Mr. Powers, operated his gloryhole? Remember when you hung the toilet seat on a nail in your bedroom wall? Remember how after your entire bedroom reeked of the smell of piss, sweaty balls, and ass after all of your "trophies" had been hung? Remember when you showed off your trophy room to Belding? Remember how mad Belding was at you for stealing his used underwear? Remember when he said that he didn't have any money for new underwear and had instead been working "commando" at Bayside? Remember when Belding decided that you needed to be taught a lesson and kicked you in the junk and then took the toilet seat hanging on the wall and cracked your across your head with it? Remember how you were laying on your back on the floor and then Belding jumped down off your bed onto the floor and gave you Hulk Hogan's patented leg drop across your neck? Remember how the massive weight of Belding's 450-lb body coming down on the floor caused your bedroom floor to collapse, sending the two of you down through the floor to the kitchen below? Remember when you cracked your head open on the way down when you head your head on the hard counter top? Remember how Belding cushioned his fall by landing on Hound Dog, flattening Hound Dog into the bloody pancake and instantly killing your beloved pet? Remember when Belding saw that your skull was cracked open and got really turned on? Remember when Belding jerked off and blew his HIV+ load into your head wound? Remember how an ambulance arrived 30 minutes later and found your lifeless body? Remember when an emergency room doctor shaved your entire head and then stitched your head back together, encasing Belding's massive diseased seed in your head forever? Remember how up until this point you had straight hair like a normal human being? Remember how when your hair grew back in, it was curly and resembled Belding's pubic hair as a result of his semen that was sealed forever in your head? You really learned about trophies that time!



"Belding Becomes As Exotic Dancer" episode recap
Posted: May 1 2011, 08:25 AM

Diamond, remember that episode when Belding began working as an exotic dancer at a strip club on the weekends? Remember when you went to the club to see him and slipped a 1-dollar bill into his purple g-string thong? Remember how unbeknownst to Belding, you had tied a string around the dollar and used the string to yank the dollar out of Belding's thong after you had already placed it in there? Remember how your childish and rude antics enraged Belding? Remember when the Big Bopper kicked you in the face and then attempted to strangle you to death with the string around the dollar? Remember when the string snapped and then Belding started smashing your face into the strip club stage? Remember when the five female strippers and the other waitresses in the bar started fingering themselves and the male patrons jerked off while watching Belding beat the shit out of you? Remember when Belding violently ass-raped you in front of everyone at the strip club? Remember when Belding pulled his cock out out your bloodied ass and blew a huge HIV+load in your jew fro? Remember when the maintenance people started hitting you with brooms and dustpans? Remember when the bouncers picked you up and threw you into a dumpster behind the strip club and left you for dead? You really learned about the inner workings of strip clubs that time!



"The Bayside Barbecue" recap
Posted: March 8, 2011 05:25 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember the oil spill episode where Becky the Duck died after being covered in oil? Remember when you cracked a joke to Zack that he should hold a barbecue in the Bayside parking lot to raise money to fight the oil developers? Remember when you suggested that Becky the Duck be the main course at the barbecue? Remember how funny you thought you were being? Remember when Zack surprisingly said that it seemed like a good idea? Remember when you showed up at Bayside barbecue a few days later and ate a yummy piece of barbecued meat? Remember how there were 75 people at the barbecue and everyone got a hearty piece of meat? Remember how unusual it seemed that Becky the Duck could have possibly provided enough meat to feed 75 people? Remember when you asked Zack about this and he said that he was able to find additional meat at your house? Remember when you asked what he meant and then he told you that he had grabbed Hound Dog and barbecued him? Remember when you started crying and then Zack said, "Hound Dog wasn't enough food, so we also got your mom, Mrs. Powers?" Remember when Zack pointed to the charred remains of Mrs. Powers' clothing that were over by the fire and realized that both your dog and your TV mom had just been barbecued and fed to Bayside students? You sure learned not to lip off to Zack that time!



"Diamond Meets Record Company Executives" recap
Posted: February 4, 2011 07:24 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember back in 2000 when you heard that Christmas song where the sounds of different dogs barking are spliced together to render the song "Jingle Bells" comprised entirely of the barking sounds? Remember when this gave you an idea and you created your own version of "Jingle Bells" comprised entirely of the sounds of different dudes farted, spraying diarrhea and taking dumps at the rest stop where your dad works? Remember when you tried to sell your song to record companies? Remember when the record executives accused you of wasting their time and then ass-raped you as punishment? Remember when you didn't sell any albums? Remember when Zack stole your only copy of the album and then ripped an MP3 of the Jingle Bells song and allowed everyone to download the song from him via Napster? Remember when the record company that made the "Jingle Bells" dogs barking sing downloaded your fart version and got mad because you were ripping off his song in a homosexual way? Remember when he hired JM J Bullock to throw you a beating? Remember when JM J Bullock showed up at your house and made you eat out his smelly asshole? Remember when he then pulled out a hypodermic needle and jabbed himself in the arm to capture some of his HIV+ blood? Remember when he jabbed you repeatedly in your tiny nutsack with the tainted needle until your tiny balls were bleeding all over the place? Remember when you contracted the deadly AIDS virus during this vicious attack and you life expectancy was reduced by 35 years? The record companies really got you good that time!



"Jock Strap Attack" episode recap
Kurt Steinberg - January 28, 2011 10:11 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that episode back in 1993 where Slater and Belding used Slater's sweaty jock strap from wrestling practice to fling chunks of shit at you? Remember how Belding would place a moist dog turd in the jock strap and then Slater would twirl the jock strap around in a circle and then used the jock strap as a make-shift slingshot to launch the dog turd right into your face and Jew fro? Remember how they hit you with several of Hound Dog's moist turds until they ran out of dog shit? Remember how Belding then dropped trou and unleashed a giant shit log into the jock strap and then Slater fired it at you? Remember how Belding's shit log hit you in your hook nose and then split apart into little pieces? Remember how several of the pieces fell into your mouth and you gobbled them down as if you were Pac-Man ingesting a power pellet? Remember how Slater and Belding laughed at what a shit-covered faggot you were and then through the stained jock strap at you and then left and drove over to the Olive Garden for a nice meal to celebrate? Remember how you still have fond memories of this incident and consider it to have been the best day of your life? Remember how you kept the unwashed jock strap and have been sniffing it while masturbating for the past 18 years? You sure are a dirty faggot!



"Indoor Golf" episode recap
Posted: September 12, 2010 09:01 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember when you played that indoor golf game that Belding invented in the early 1990s? Remember how instead of being played on a golf course, Belding's game was played on your naked body? Remember how instead of a golf ball, Belding used one of Hound Dog's dog turds? Remember how instead of a golf tee, Belding used your tiny cock as a golf tee? Remember how instead of a golf club, Belding used his massive cock? Remember how instead of trying to his the dog turd in a golf hole cup, the purpose of Belding's version was to hit the dog turd into your open mouth? Remember when Belding would set the dog turd on your tiny cock and smack at the dog turd with his massive cock in an effort to knock it into your mouth? Remember when you and Belding played the game in your bedroom at the Powers residence? Remember when Belding kept swinging his cock with too much power and hit the dog turd so hard that it smacked into your bedroom wall? Remember how by the end of an hour of played the game, Belding had hit 13 dog turds into your mouth? Remember how there were also numerous shit stains on your wall and carpet from where the dog turds landed when Belding hit the dog turds? Remember when you saw the shit stains and yelled at Belding to clean it up? Remember when Belding said he would wash away the shit stains with a piss hosedown? Remember when Belding pissed on your wall and carpet? Remember how Belding's piss didn't remove the shit stains? Remember how Belding's piss stained your carpet and wall and stunk up your bedroom? Remember when Belding heard the garage door opener and deduced that Mrs. Powers was opening the garage door because she was home? Remember when Belding wiped the dog shit stains off his cock with your Zubaz and then got dressed up and climbed out the window and went outside? Remember when Mrs. Powers walked into your room and saw and smelled all of the shit- and piss- stains? Remember how mad that made Mrs. Powers? Remember when she said you were going to clean up your mess? Remember when she dumped a soapy detergent in your hair and then grabbed your head and rubbed your jew-fro up and down on the wall and floor to shampoo out the stains? Remember how the coarse hair in your jew-fro cleaned up the stains after 30 minutes of hard scrubbing? Remember when Mrs. Powers also punished you by having anal sex with Belding right in front of you? Remember when she instructed Belding to pull his cock out of her ass right before he was about to cum so that he could shoot his load into your mouth? You sure learned about golf that time!



"The Bayside Gold Rush" episode recap
Posted: September 6, 2010 03:11 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember how far-fetched and totally unrealistic the oil spill episode was when a large pocket of oil was discovered 1 foot below the football field and nobody had ever noticed it before even when the football field was built? Remember the "gold rush" episode, which was even more absurd? Remember when a new pool was being build and 10 feet of dirt had to be dug out? Remember when an underground stream was discovered 10 feet below the surface? Remember when Mr. Dewey saw something shiny and announced that there was gold in the stream? Remember how everyone cheered and all of the students and teachers at Bayside decided to become gold miners? Remember how Slater and most of the other students used shovels to dig into the dirt? Remember how Belding decided that he could dig up and sift through the dirt more quickly if he dug with your enormous hook nose? Remember when he grabbed you by the jew-fro and shoved your face into a mound of dirt? Remember when your nostrils filled up with a couple pounds of dirt? Remember when Belding said, "Diamond, sneeze out that dirt so we can see whether there are any gold nuggets?" Remember when he punched and kicked you in the back and then you sneezed out the dirt? Remember how there was one little gold nugget in the dirt? Remember how happy that made Belding? Remember when you complained that you couldn't see because there was dirt in your eyes? Remember when Belding remedied the situation by pissing on your face, washing away the dirt? Remember when Belding grabbed your jew-fro again and shoved your face into another mound of dirt? Remember when Belding pulled your face out of the dirt and saw a gold nugget sticking out of one of the nostrils on your huge hook nose? Remember how you were having trouble breathing and started coughing? Remember when you accidentally inhaled the gold nugget into your lungs? Remember how mad that made Belding? Remember when Belding started punching you in the back? Remember how Belding threw you onto the ground face-first and then started jumping on your back in an effort to force your lungs to expel the gold nugget? Remember when the force of Belding's massive 425 lb body caused your ribs to snap as though they were pretzels? Remember when Belding noticed the similar between your cracking ribs and pretzels and got hungry? Remember when Belding stopped jumping on your back and then traveled with you in an ambulance where you received medical care? Remember how the doctors said you were in critical condition and might die? Remember when Belding said, "that may be true, but that rim goblin stole gold from me!" Remember when you had a chest x-ray and the doctors discovered a foreign object in your lungs? Remember how the foreign object was not a gold nugget but was instead a yellow piss-stained dog turd? Remember how the doctors started laughing and hi-fiving Belding? Remember when you spent the next six months in intensive care as you struggled to breath while your ribs slowly healed? Remember when Belding and Slater would visit you to say hello and spit-roast you? You sure learned about the value of gold that time!



"Diamond Learns About Baseball" recap
Posted: July 7, 2010 08:24 PM (GMT)

Diamond, did you hear about the poor guy who fell from the upper deck at the Texas Rangers baseball game when he was reaching for a foul ball? Did that remind you of the time that Slater and Zack threw you from the upper deck at Dodger stadium? Remember when you landed on the hard pavement and broke some ribs? Remember when Slater and Zack started pelting you with large cups of Mountain Dew? Remember when announcer Vin Scully stood up in the announcer's box, unzipped his trousers, and took a piss on you down below? Remember when the cameraman showed you on the big Jumbotron screen getting pelted with debris? Remember how hard everyone was laughing? Remember how everyone was pelting you with peanuts, hot dogs, and beer for the next 15 minutes? Remember when a full-scale riot broke out and Zack and his dad grabbed one of the 50lb video cameras and threw it down onto you in an effort to murder you? Remember when Slater and Ox started ripping individual seats from the upper deck and threw them down onto you? Remember how billionaire Rupert Murdoch was the owner of the Dodgers at the time and he blamed you for destroying the stadium and causing a ruckus? Remember when he sent you a bill for $100k for the damage? Remember when he farted on the bill before he inserted in into the envelope? You sure learned about America's pastime that day!



"The Bayside Wet T-Shirt Contest" recap
Posted: July 6, 2010 02:20 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that episode where you entered Mr. Belding in the annual Bayside wet t-shirt contest? Remember how Belding competed against Kelly and Jesse? Remember how Belding asked you to purchase a new undershirt for him to wear in the contest? Remember when you purchase a Fruit-of-the-Loom brand XXL white undershirt for him to wear from K-Mart where it was on sale in a "blue-light special"? Remember when Belding tried on the undershirt and it ripped in the lower back because it was too small? Remember how Belding was pissed off, but went through with the wet t-shirt contest anyway? Remember when Slater sprayed Belding's shirt with a garden hose and then Belding got out on a stage at The Max and started freak dancing and shook his man-titties around? Remember when Kelly and Jesse did the same? Remember when Kelly received the most applause and won the contest? Remember when Belding finished in second? Remember how mad Belding was at losing the contest and blamed you? Remember when he took off his shoe and threw it at you after the results were announced? Remember when he took off his pants and ripped off your Zubaz? Remember when he shoved his cock up your ass and started ass-raping you? Remember when Max said he was going to perform a magic trick and made his cock disappear down your throat? Remember when they started spit-roasting you right in front of everyone? Remember when Kevin the Robot grabbed your ribcage with one of his claws and snapped one of your ribs in half? Remember when everyone was cheering, clapping, and masturbating? Remember when you looked over and saw that Max's "applause-meter" registered the highest possible level of applause? Remember when Max and Belding thumb-wrestled each other during the spit-roast? Remember when you contracted ebola and herpes during this attack? You sure learned not to disappoint the Big Bopper that time!



"Diamond's Date at Malibu Sands" recap
Posted: July 1, 2010 08:32 PM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that Malibu Sands episode where you went on a double date with Zack? Remember how Zack's date with a hot Stacey Carosi and your date was the morbidly obese middle-aged Mr. Carosi? Remember how all of you at dinner at the Malibu Sands beach club? Remember how AC Slater was your waiter? Remember when he pissed in your glass of Mountain Dew? Remember how Carosi kept massaging your leg beneath the table during dinner? Remember how after dinner Mr Carosi suggested that you all go swimming in the ocean? Remember how Zack and Stacey changing into swim suits? Remember how you and Mr. Carosi didn't have swim suits so Mr. Carosi suggested you two go skinny dipping? Remember how tiny your cock was and Stacey and Zack started laughing uncontrollably? Remember how that made you feel badly, so you ran into the ocean? Remember how Mr. Carosi ran after you and started hugging you to comfort you? Remember how Carosi started rubbing his massive cock against your thigh and then inserted in into your asshole? Remember when he started anally raping you while Zack cheered him on? Remember when you were screaming for help and the lifeguard yelled, "Shut up, JEWISH DICKHEAD!" Remember when Mr. Carosi shot his load up your ass and then you two walked back to the beach from the ocean? Remember how Stacey was disgusted by what had happened and quit her job and moved to Queens, New York? Remember when she married a fat guy who worked for International Parcel Service and who later quit his job to become a mall security guard? You sure got violated that time!



"The Diamond Show" recap
Posted: June 21, 2010 09:16 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember when you were living in Indianapolis, IN and were a student at John F. Kennedy Junior High School? Remember how you were molested and violently ass-raped by your Jr. High principal, Mr. Belding, and the black janitor for the school, Mylo? Remember when you complained about what was happening to your friends Mikey Gonzalez and Zack Morris? Remember when they convinced you to tell your teacher, Miss Bliss? Remember when Miss Bliss called the police? Remember when you went down to the police station to file a report and were crying uncontrollably as your gave a statement? Remember when the police captain gave you some aspirin to help you relax? Remember when you fell asleep and woke up the next morning in your bed? Remember when you got up out of bed and walked over to the window and saw palm trees in your yard? Remember how weird it seemed that palm trees would be growing in your suburb of Indianapolis?

Remember when you went downstairs to eat breakfast and you ran into a strange woman whom you had never seen before? Remember how she acted like she was your mom? Remember when she told you to hurry up or you would be late for school at Bayside High? Remember when you asked her what she was talking about and she said it was your first day in high school and you should make a good impression? Remember when you asked her why there were palm trees in the yard? Remember when she replied, "What are you talking about Screech? That palm tree has been in the backyard since before you were born? Remember when that coconut fell from the top of it and hit you on the head when you were five years old?" Remember when you said you had no idea what she was talking about and she replied that you must not be thinking clearly because it was your first day?

Remember when you showed up at Bayside and saw Zack Morris, but Mikey Gonzalez was nowhere to be found? Remember when you ran into a Mexican kid with a curly mullet named AC Slater and he behaved as though he had known you for years? Remember how confused you were? Remember when Zack walked you to your locker and you ran into Mr. Belding? Remember when Belding introduced himself and you replied that you had filed a police report against him and that he'd better leave you alone? Remember when Mr. Belding said that you were a weird kid and that he had never met you before in his life? Remember when you said that Miss Bliss would help send him to prison? Remember when he asked you who Miss Bliss was and said he had never met anyone with that name before? Remember how confused you were and said you had a headache? Remember when Mr. Belding sent you to the school therapist and said he'd be able to help out?

Remember when you walked into the therapist's office and saw that the therapist was a thin man with long blonde hair that was covering up an obvious receding hairline? Remember when the therapist introduced himself as Rod Belding, the brother of Principal Dick Belding? Remember when Rod diagnosed you with schizophrenia and said that you were just confused because it was your first day and that you shouldn't worry?

Remember when you were sent back to class? Remember when you heard an announcement over the PA that you were supposed to report to the Principal's office? Remember when you walked into Belding's office and were immediately hit in the face with a dictionary? Remember when Belding kicked you in the chest and then yanked off your Zubaz? Remember when Belding said, "How dare you accuse me of improprieties on the day I met you for the first time?" Remember when Belding viciously raped you? Remember how you were ass-raped everyday at school from that day forward, by both teachers, students, and the male parents of the students? Remember how these attacks went on for years until one day you decided to run away from home? Remember when you confessed your plans to Kevin the Robot and he tried to convince you that Mr. Belding was a good principal and that you were being treated fairly? Remember when you started to distrust Kevin and were becoming more and more paranoid? Remember when Kevin explained that all of the STDs that were pumped into your colon must be messing with your mind?

Remember when you packed up your belongings and decided to run away to the valley? Remember when you got onto your pink bike and peddled as fast as you could toward the horizon? Remember when you bike hit something hard and you flew off the bike and landed in what you thought was a force field? Remember when you realized that you had biked straight into a wooden wall that was painted to look like the horizon? Remember how you hit the wall so hard that it had split? Remember when you could see light on the other side? Remember when you burrowed through a hole in the wall and crawled through to the other side? Remember when you saw a street sign for the Indianapolis Pacers of the NBA? Remember how confused you were at this time? Remember when you looked over and saw your mom? Remember when you said, "what is going on here, mom?" Remember when you replied that her name was Ruth Abuzzi and that she was just an actress? Remember when you said that she was your mom and you lived with her and Hound Dog? Remember when she replied nonchalantly that she was just an actress and had simply made everything up and had been lying to you for years? Remember when she said that your life was filmed live as a reality show on the Spice Channel and was a huge hit in the gay community which watched all of your vicious ass-rapings?

Remember when she said that everyone was in on the scam and that you actually had lived on a TV set in Indianapolis for the last few years and had never even been to California? Remember how nobody seemed to care that you had been lied to for the past few years or that your ass-rapes had been televised in gay bars across the country to deviant homosexuals who jerked off at your anal violations?

Remember when you later learned that your life was like a gay version of Jim Carrey's role in "The Truman Show"? You really got screwed over that time!



"Chris Burke Teaches Diamond About Oil Spills"
Posted: June 11, 2010 04:58 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember how Chris "Corky" Burke has been practically glued to his television over the past few weeks watching news coverage on CNN of the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Remember how Chris got sick of watching CNN and turned the channel to TBS, which happened to be showing the "Piped Dreams" oil spill episode of Saved by The Bell? Remember how Chris thought that he was watching a different news program like Dateline? Remember when Chris that scene where Zack was holding Becky the Duck and he got confused and thought that you had intentionally spilled oil on Becky and had caused the oil spill in the Gulf? Remember when Chris saw your jew-fro, hook nose, and the black spandex tights you were wearing in that episode and thought that you looked like an evil jew and then remembered that he had heard that the jews killed Jesus? Remember how mad that made Chris Burke? Remember how Chris got into his rusty 1985 Yugo and started driving from his home in Los Angeles to your house in Wisconsin to teach you a lesson about protecting the environment from oil? Remember how Chris stopped off in Las Vegas while on the way and spent a couple thousand dollars on hookers and cocaine? Remember when Chris snorted cocaine out of one of the male hookers' ass crack? Remember when Chris got back into his car and drove toward Wisconsin with his foot firmly on the gas pedal so that the Yugo reached its top speed of 45 MPH on the highway?

Remember when Chris finally arrived at Wisconsin 36 hours later? Remember when Chris started throwing rocks at your house? Remember when you yelled out, "Zoinks! Who is out there?" Remember when Chris replied, "DEERRRRR!!!! It's Chris Burke!!! DEEERRRR!!!" Remember when Chris ran up and slugged you in the gut and then started stomping on your head with his cowboy boots? Remember when Chris remembered that he hadn't taken a dump since he left Los Angeles three days earlier and then dropped his pants and shit all over your face and then wiped his ass clean with your poofy jew-fro? Remember when Chris's cock got really hard and he made you suck on it? Remember when he pulled his cock out of your mouth and then tore off your Zubaz and stuck his cock up your ass? Remember when he used his mongo homo strength to ass-rape you while you screamed for help? Remember when your fake wife heard your screams and pleasured herself? Remember when Chris pumped you full of his diseased seed and then tried to burn down your house by lighting a fire in the garage while you laid on the garage floor in a puddle of blood that had dripped from your asshole? Remember when Chris got back in his car and drove home, satisfied that he had solved the oil leak problem? Remember when you were rushed to the emergency room and found out that you had contracted herpes from Chris's filthy cock? You sure learned about the environment that time!



"Diamond Visits a Baseball Game" recap
Posted: June 18, 2010 06:29 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember when you visited Washington, D.C. and watched a Nationals vs. Phillies baseball game? Remember how the mascot of the Nationals is homosexual-looking bird named "Screech"? Remember when the scoreboard camera showed you in the crowd and listed you as "Screech"? Remember when the Screech mascot got mad because you were using his name and decided to teach you a lesson? Remember when the mascot came running from the 3rd base foul territory into the stands after you? Remember how you tried to get up but were boxed in your row by your fake wife who was eating three hot dogs and had a tub of popcorn and a bag of peanuts on her lap? Remember when the Screech mascot picked you up and dragged you onto the dugout and tore off your Zubaz? Remember when the Screech mascot started stomping on your head and hairless pre-pubescent beanbag? Remember when the Screech mascot started ass-raping you? Remember how the scoreboard camera showed the homosexual attack for all to see? Remember how the umpire behind the plate called a time-out so that he could pull down his pants and masturbate? Remember how all of the players and almost everyone in the stands also started pleasuring themselves? Remember how the game was broadcast live on Fox as the "game of the week"? Remember when Tim McCarver and Mark Grace started jerking each other off in the announcer's booth? Remember how the Phillies mascot, the Phillie Fanatic, had traveled to the the game and was cheering on the Phillies despite the fact that it was an away game? Remember when the Phillie Fanatic ran over to the dugout and you were relieved because you thought he was going to save you? Remember how less relieved you were when he shoved his beak up your torn asshole and then started spit-roasting you with the Screech mascot? Remember how the Phillie Fanatic and the Screech mascot kept giving each other high-five's? Remember when they blew their loads and then threw you off the top of the dugout onto the concrete floor of the dugout 8 feet below? Remember how you were bleeding all over the place, so they decided to get rid of your body by rolling you up in the rain tarp? You sure learned why baseball is "America's pastime" that time!



"Belding Teaches Diamond About Weight Loss" recap
Posted: May 16, 2010 11:35 PM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that episode where you were in Belding's office and started worrying that you were gaining weight and that Mr. Belding would no longer find you attractive? Remember when Belding tried to reassure you that everything was fine and said that you would feel better after eating lunch? Remember when you said you wanted to eat hot dogs and that you had stored a package of Oscar Meier hot dogs in the Bayside refrigerator? Remember when Belding said, "Diamond, it's funny you should mention that because I have a nice foot-long for you. It's a nice meal and will cause you to lose weight over time!" Remember how you assumed that Belding must have been referring to a secret source of low-fat hot dogs? Remember when you quickly realized that Belding was not talking about hot dogs when he threw you face-first into a row of file cabinets and then shoved his huge cock down your throat? Remember when he said, "How does that foot-long taste, BITCH!!!" Remember when he yanked off your Zubaz and started ass-raping you? Remember when you heard a rustling sound from the closet in Belding's office and then looked over and saw the entire closet door snap off at its hinges and Mr. Tuttle fell to the ground? Remember when you realized that the massive weight of Tuttle's morbidly obese frame was too heavy for the door frame to support? Remember when you saw that Tuttle's pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating like a champion? Remember when you again looked into the closet and saw Mr. Powers in there sucking off AC Slater and Zack's dad? Remember when you cried out, "Zoinks!" as Belding started anally thrusting harder and harder until he shot his diseased load up your brownpipe? Remember when Belding pulled his cock out of your ass and used your jew-fro to wipe your shit off his cock? Remember how hard you were crying at this point and you asked why Belding had lied to you about losing weight? Remember when Belding said he didn't lie about anything and that you would eventually lose weight when the HIV with which he had just infected you transformed into full-blown AIDS? Belding really taught you a lesson that time!



"Diamond Learns About Static Electricity" recap
Posted: May 5, 2010 08:45 PM (GMT)
Diamond, remember that episode where Belding came to visit you in Wisconsin for Christmas? Remember how you have a thick shag carpet in your bedroom? Remember when you took a shower and got out of the shower completely naked and walked to your bedroom where you were going to service The Big Bopper's sexual needs? Remember how unbeknownst to you, Belding had been sliding his feet on the shag carpet for the past 15 minutes, building up a large charge of static electricity? Remember when you opened the door and Belding said, "Diamond, I want to play with your cock?" Remember how happy it made you that Belding finally wanted to give you sexual pleasure? Remember how less happy you were seconds later when Belding reached out to grab your tiny cock and a large blue spark of static electricity shot from his finger tip to your zoinker? Remember how painful the shock was, causing you to yell out, "Zoinks!" Remember when Belding asked if you liked static electricity and then started stomping on your ribs and jumping on your legs until he heard multiple bones snap? Remember when your chest caved in and Belding yelled out, "Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?" Remember when Belding farted in your face and then rolled you over and raped you as you struggled to breathe and your lungs filled with blood? You sure learned about static electricity that time!



"Corky Visits Bayside" recap
Posted: April 27, 2010 05:23 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that episode where Chris "Corky" Burke from "Life Goes On" fame made a guest appearance on Saved By The Bell? Remember how the storyline of the episode was that Mr. Belding had made Corky through the "Big Brothers" program that matched adults with kids with Downs Syndrome? Remember when Belding took Corky fishing? Remember when Corky accidentally cut his finger on a fish hook and started crying and yelled, "DDEEERRRR!!! CORKY HATES HOOKS!!!! DDEEERRRR!!!" Remember when Belding told Corky that everything would be ok and then took Corky to Bayside for to spend the rest of the day? Remember when Belding introduced Corky to Slater, Zack, and then you? Remember how Corky looked at your huge hook nose and yelled, "Corky hates hook," and then punched you in the nose? Remember how you fell over like a house of cards? Remember when Corky used his mongoloid strength to tear off your Zubaz and then pulled down his pants and started raping you? Remember when the entire Bayside faculty and many students saw what was happening and started clapping and cheering on Corky? Remember when they started chanting, "CORKY! CORKY! CORKY!"? Remmeber when the chanting gave Corky the adrenaline to ass rape you even more violently? Remember how it was the best day of Corky's life and the worst day of yours? Remember when Corky shot his mongo disease-ridden load up your ass and then stood up and started flexing his muscles and doing poses like Hulk Hogan did in the WWF? Remember how Zack and Slater lifted Corky up on their shoulders and carried him down the hall while everyone cheered? Everyone sure liked that lovable 'tard and hated you that time!



"Diamond Dates Mr. Powers" recap
Posted: April 19, 2010 07:30 PM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that episode where you started dating your father on SBTB, Mr. Powers? Remember how you would suck him off in the basement and in the garage? Remember when you found out that he was cheating on you with his wife and your mom, Mrs. Powers? Remember how jealous this made you? Remember when you walked into your TV parents' bedroom and saw that they were engaged in a hot orgy with Hound Dog and AC Slater? Remember when you yelled out, "Zoinks!!!" Remember how everyone was mad at you for interrupting their deviant group sex? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled out of the hallway closet and pushed you onto the bedroom floor? Remember when Mrs. Powers sat on your face and made you eat out her dirty ass? Remember when Slater stomped on your ribs and started jerking off? Remember when Mr. Powers tore off your Zubaz and did you right in the ass? Remember when Hound Dog pissed in your Jew-fro? Remember when this assault went on for another 10 minutes until Slater and Mr. and Mrs. Powers had each cum several times and Hound Dog's bladder was completely empty of piss? Your idea to date your own dad really backfired that time!



"Hollywood is Farting" recap
Kurt Steinberg - April 16, 2010 04:48 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that time when you discovered that Mr. Belding was selling phone calls along with other washed-up celebrities on "Hollywood Is Calling"? http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/

Remember when you hatched your newest get-rich-quick scheme and thought that people would pay $20 apiece to listen to celebrities farting, taking dumps, and spraying diarrhea? Remember when you used all of the money from your t-shirt scam to pay Maxwell Nerdstrom to set up a website for you? Remember when you named the website, "Hollywood is Farting" after narrowly deciding against "Hollywood is Taking a Shit"? Remember when you hid a microphone in the bathroom at The Standard and in the bathrooms at the Taco Bell and Denny's on the Sunset strip? Remember when you taped the farts and diarrhea sounds of washed-up celebrities such Mr. Belding, Mayim Bialik, Scott Bakula, Michael Oliver, and the midget from Fantasy Island? Remember when you started offering the sound clips on your website? Remember how the only person who paid for any of the sound clips was your TV father, Mr. Powers? Remember how you lost thousands of dollars on your scheme and were sued for illegally audiotaping the sounds of washed-up celebrities going to the bathroom? Remember when you had to declare bankruptcy to fend off your creditors, lost your house and car, and now live under a bridge with rabid homosexual bums who violate you every night and jab used hypodermic needles into your hairless ball-sac? You really screwed yourself over that time!



"Belding's Time Machine Portal" recap
Posted: March 24, 2010 09:31 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that episode where Mr. Belding worked with Kevin the Robot to invent a time machine? Remember how instead of using the time machine for the good of the world or to make money on the stock market or gambling, Mr. Belding instead used the time machine send his farts and other bodily waste products back in time? Remember when Kevin the Robot installed a time portal in your bedroom through which items from the future could travel back in time? Remember how Belding would often stick his ass into the time machine and rip ass? Remember how Belding's farts traveled through the fabric of space and time and landed right in your face? Remember how every night Belding's farts would envelop your bedroom? Remember how Kevin built a time machine chair that Belding could sit on naked while he was eating at Taco Bell? Remember how Belding's diarrhea from over 20 years into the future would often travel through the time machine portal and land on your face? Remember how Belding used the time machine as a toilet and sent 30 years worth of piss and shit through the portal and into your bedroom during your senior year at Bayside? Remember when Mr. Tuttle borrowed the machine and jerked off into it in the year 2015? Remember when you contracted new strains of HIV from the semen that passed through the time machine? Belding really used scientific advances to screw you over that time!



"Diamond's 'Hot Tub Time Machine'" Recap
Posted: March 20, 2010 08:14 PM (GMT)

Diamond, remember when you saw that preview for the new movie, "Hot Tub Time Machine"? Remember how you wished you had a hot tub time machine so that you could go back in time and warn your younger self not to trust Mylo, Slater, and Belding because they were homosexual rapists? Remember when you programmed Kevin the Robot to build a hot tub time machine for you? Remember when you stripped down to your Zubaz Speedos and got into the hot time time machine and set it to send you back to 1988 so that you could tell your younger self not to move from Indianapolis to Los Angeles to attend Bayside High School? Remember when Belding appeared out of nowhere and dropped his pants and took a massive dump in your hot tub time machine? Remember how the water in the hot tub portion got really cloudy and smelly and then chunks of Belding's fecal matter clogged up the water filter and broke your hot tub time machine? Remember when Belding yelled, "Where the fuck do you think you're going, SHIT-HEAD!" Remember when Belding yanked you out of the hot tub and started having unprotected buttsex with you completely against your will? Remember when Kevin the Robot rolled over and you gave that his metal cock was extending? Remember when Belding and Kevin started spit-roasting you? Remember how Belding kept giving hi-fives with his hand and Kevin's claw? Remember when Belding shot his diseased load up your ass and Kevin blew his oily robotic load in your mouth at the same time? Remember how you started choking and inhaled Kevin's oily load? Remember how you almost suffocated and died as the oil stuck to your lungs? Kevin the Robot really got you good that time!



"Diamond's Zubaz Jacket" recap
Posted: March 16, 2010 10:25 AM (GMT)

Diamond, remember that episode where Mrs. Powers gave you a hot pink Zubaz jacket for your 17th birthday? Remember how it was your favorite jacket and you wore it to school every day? Remember how you first wore it to school on Monday, September 21, 1992? Remember how Mylo forgot to tell Belding that the school needed more toilet paper and as a result, the school ran out of toilet paper in the Teacher's lounge? Remember how Belding broke into your locker and pulled out your pink Zubaz jacket and your peanut butter and jelly sandwich and used both as toilet paper in the bathroom stall in the Teacher's lounge? Remember how your peanut butter and jelly sandwich fell apart when Belding tried to wipe his ass with it? Remember when Belding was forced to wipe his ass clean with your Zubaz jacket instead? Remember how it was burrito day in the cafeteria and everyone was taking a dump after lunch? Remember when Belding placed an "out of order" sign on the boy's bathroom and directed everyone to use the bathroom in the Teacher's lounge? Remember how by the end of the day your Zubaz jacket was covered in brown stains and smelled like ass? Remember how numerous partially digested chunks of corn and peanuts were stuck to the collar and in the pockets? Remember how there were also urine stains all over the jacket from where Slater tried to write in his name in piss? Remember when Belding broke into your locker at the end of the day and placed your jacket back inside? Remember when you found the jacket and everyone started laughing at you? Remember how Kevin the Robot was the hall monitor that day for some unexplained reason and he sent you to detention for causing a disruption in the Bayside halls? Remember when you had to sit in detention after school for 45 minutes as the other delinquents threw gum and coins at your head and spit in your jew-fro? Remember how the other kids got sick of throwing things at you and started have gay sex with you, completely against your will? Remember when you were spit-roasted while several other kids farted on you and then jerked off? Remember when your SBTB dad, Mr. Powers, walked into the room and said he was there to rescue you? Remember when he changed his mind and started sucking off the other kids in the detention hall? Remember when Belding walked in and said, "Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?" Remember when Belding dropped his pants and then started kicking you in the head? Remember when Mr. Powers and the kids all started laughing as you got your ass kicked? Remember when the Big Bopper started raping you while Mr. Powers cheered him on and shouted words of encouragement? Remember when Belding grunted and then filled your colon up with HIV+ semen? Remember when Belding picked you up and body-slammed you? Remember when he lifted you up and then pushed your head against the chalkboard and used your jew-fro to clean all of the chalk off the chalkboard? Remember when you lost consciousness but came to in Mr. Power's rusty 1978 Gremlin as he drove you home? Remember when you walked in the house and collapsed on the floor? Remember when Hound Dog sniffed your hair and then started sneezing because he was allergic to the chalk dust in your jew-fro? Remember how mad that made Hound Dog? Remember how Hound Dog decided to get even with you by pissing in your jew-fro? You really learned not to show off your flashy jacket that time!

New Forum for Diamond's Queer Fans

The original Dustin Diamond Love forum has been removed for alleged Terms of Services violations. It's a shame because there was a lot of hot gay spank material posted over there. In the meantime, Diamond's queer fans can submit and read new gay fantasies over at the new Dustin Diamond Love forum.

Sexy Pictures of Diamond Wearing His Famous Zubaz!!!

Check out these hot spank-worthy pictures of Dustin Diamond in his Zubaz! Diamond simply oozes homosexuality from every orifice!!!

Homoerotic conversation between Dustin Diamond and a British fan

Check out this nice video of a conversation between Dustin Diamond and a horny British fan!!!

Photo of Rick Bawls Sniffing a Sweaty Jockstrap

Here is a nice photo of Rick Bawls, my obsessive Canadian stalker, sniffing a sweaty jock strap. He probably stole this jock strap from a laundry bin in the boy's lock room at nearby high school when the wrestling team was in the showers after practice. Rick Bawls is a depraved homosexual and has almost certainly lost hundreds of loads already when sniffing this jock strap while pleasuring himself!