Dustin "Screech" Diamond reported has two sons, Zoinks Diamond and Zubaz Diamond. I have heard unconfirmed rumors that his children was butt-babies, and that he gave birth to them out of his anus. I know that this sounds crazy, but I am repeating what I have read. There are also unconfirmed rumors that Mr. Belding's potent seed fathered Screech's children.
Here is an AI-generated video of Screech at a movie theater with Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond. They were there to watch "Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style 2":
Here is an AI-generated video of Screech engaging in a belching contest with John Arby while Zoinks and Zubaz sit at a table in awe:
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Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond have huge Jew-fros, just like their mother, Screech! Do they to follow on their mom’s footsteps and become unpaid bathroom attendants?
It was really nice to see Screech with he and Mr. Belding’s kids. John Arby really nice to them as well. I wonder what those kids were doing while Screech was manning truck stop bathrooms around the country?
Barf, do you think that Zoinks and Zubaz know that Mr. Belding is their father? If so, it must be upsetting to them because Mr. Belding has apparently only publicly acknowledged his son, Dustin Haskins.
Ass Breath, I strongly believe they know Mr. Belding is their father. Although there are claims he denied paternity I recall some stories where they visited him after Screech went MIA. This was while Mr. Belding was living in A-Rod’s house with his best buddy Corky.
Is anyone in contact with Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond? If so, please have them reach out to me. Mr. Belding had a sizable estate. I heard that he left his assets to his son, Dustin Haskins, but perhaps I can find a loophole to ensure that his butt-baby children are cared for. Just because Zoinks and Zubaz were born out of Screech’s butt in some type of unnatural, demonic manner, doesn’t mean that the father is off the hook for supporting them!
Estate Lawyer. I’ve run into Zubaz and Zoinks 2 or 3 times. They have followed in their mother’s footsteps and man truck stop bathrooms across the country. They are nice guys, and don’t seem deranged like Screech was. I’m not sure why they have decided to be unpaid bathroom attendants. I do recall them training with Screech. They are always together and do an excellent job keeping bathrooms clean and well stocked. They do seem to get a decent amount of tips as well. I last saw them back in August at the Iowa 80 Truckstop in Walcott Iowa. If I run into them again I’ll send them your way.
I was a waiter at a pizza place in 2018-19. Screech would occasionally come in with his sons Zoinks and Zubaz. Zoinks and Zubaz each had big poofy Jew-fros like in the videos above. Screech, on the other hand, was missing huge chunks of Jew-fro which had apparently been torn out during rough sex with his gay lovers. People often recognized Screech and would walk over to his table and then fart in his face. Zoinks and Zubaz were unphased by this, making me wonder if this was a regular occurrence. I remember one time in particular when Mr. Belding snuck up from behind, dropped his pants, pressed his bare ass up against Screech’s face, and then ripped an enormous fart which made everyone in the restaurant laugh hysterically, including Zoinks and Zoinks, although the restaurant reeked of the stench of anus for hours after that incident!
I think it is crazy that Screech actually took his own kids to see “Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style 2” in a theater. Isn’t there hardcore butt-slamming in that film? I heard that in the movie, Screech gets kidnapped by Chief Pupakoo again. However, instead of treating Screech like a king, the Chief puts out his peace pipe in Screech’s zoinker and then viciously butt-slams Screech. Also, Screech ends up contracting Super-AIDS. That doesn’t seem like a family-friendly movie!
SBTB Fanatic, that was an X rated movie! Why would Screech have been taking two kids to see that?! Back at Kelly’s grandfathers resort we find that Kelly’s grandfather has turned the resort into a brothel! None of the original cast except Screech, Chief Pakuku, and Kelly’s Grandfather are in the second version. After Chief Pakuku is done with him Kelly’s grandfather whores out Screech to a bunch of horny Japanese businessmen! They take turns buttslamming and farting in Screech’s face. The entire storyline revolves around Screech getting Super-Aids and spreading it everywhere, making him the most hated man in Hawaii!
Taco Tom, I really liked the scene where the phone rings while Chief Pupakoo is brutally butt-slamming Screech. Chief Pupakoo answers the phone and tells Screech that Mr. Belding wants to say something. Screech was happy because he assumed that Mr. Belding had found himself, called the police, and was going to rescue him. Screech yelled, “Save me, Mr. B!” Mr. Belding responded by holding the phone up to his ass and ripping a 12-second fart and then laughing before hanging up. Chief Pupakoo grabbed the phone from Screech, hung it back up, and then continued butt-slamming Screech!
Anus Goblin, I’ve spent hours wondering if that was a real Mr. Belding fart, or did they recycle an old one? I know the producers were really cheap, and we didnt even hear Mr. Bedlings voice, just a monster fart! The budget must have been super small. The Papakoo tribe only had like 3 members in the sequel!
Taco Tom, the budget had to have been really low for the sequel. I did enjoy it when Corky made an appearance. He was wearing a Hulk Hogan shirt, jeans, and He Man hat and was supposed to be a member of the Pupakoo tribe. Apparently he wandered onto the set and flew into a ‘yard rage and started beating Screech before viciously butt-slamming him. The producers couldn’t help but laugh at Corky’s antics, so they included that incident in the movie as they just thought Corky was so darned lovable. Corky forgot to ask for any money, so they didn’t even pay him!
Amid Goblin, you could see by the look on Screech’s face that Corky being added to the Papakoo tribe was totally unplanned. It was hilarious that a supposed member of an ancient Hawaiian tribe was a white downer with a Hulk Hogan shirt and jeans! Screech looked confused at first, then terrified as Corky attacked him. Personally I was super excited they had finally added some real star power to the movie and loved when Corky butt-slammed Screech while ripping out massive chunks of his Jew-fro. I also enjoyed Corky yelling stuff about “Hulkamania”.
I was starting in a hotel in Houston several years ago while I was in town for a work-related convention. I turned on the tv in my hotel room and flipped through the channels until I came across the Spice Channel. They were playing a movie entitled “Double Zoinks.” It was a gay porno starring Screech, Mr. Belding, Zack’s dad, and Mr. Horton. In the movie, Mr. Belding asks Screech to come to his house to help him pack boxes to move. When Screech shows up, Mr. Belding lets him into his house and then Zack’s dad immediately smacks him in the head with his huge 1980s style cellular phone. Mr. Belding says, “Let me help you, Screech,” and then squats over Screech’s face and rips a stinky 10-second fart, while the laugh track roared. It was kind of strange for a porno to have a laugh track, but it what it is. Zack’s dad then pulled off Screech’s Zubaz and then Zack’s dad and Mr. Belding started spit-roasting Screech as the laugh tracked roared again. Dudley then walked into the room, drinking a 32-oz bottle of grape Crush, and belched in Screech’s face! Mr. Belding and Zack’s dad blew their diseased seeds into Screech’s orifices and then left to go eat a pizza. Mr. Horton then walked into the room and told Screech he would help clean him up. Mr. Horton put Screech in a shower and then walked into the shower as well, shoved a handful of pills down Screech’s throat and started playing “Neptune: King of the Sea” with Screech. “Double Zoinks” was an entertaining production which even straight men like me would enjoy!
Ass Breath, that sounds like a terrific movie. Leave it to the Spice channel too produce such an outstanding porno film. I’m sure the laugh track was a bit strange, but it probably added some nice flair. Most porno’s don’t have people ripping nasty farts in someone else’s face, before spit-roasting them against their will!
Barf, it was the first gay porno I had ever seen. Screech seemed to enjoy the fart, so I thought maybe it was commonplace to have scenes in gay porn. Now that I think about it, shoving a handful of pills down Screech’s throat before butt-slamming him in the shower during a round of “Neptune: King of the Sea” is probably also unusual for a porno!
An AI chatbot has generated the following biography for John Arby based on the content of this blog:
“ John Arby, a prominent fixture in local social circles and celebrated wealthy businessman known as the founder of the Arby's restaurant empire, has long been recognized for his colorful public presence and memorable interpersonal dynamics. Known primarily for his close companionship with local figure Mr. Belding, Arby's everyday outings and public interactions frequently capture the attention of observers.
Among his notable public exploits, Arby is famously remembered for his unconventional approach to public etiquette—most notably standing to deliver robust, resounding belches during shared public gatherings. In addition to his distinct social flair, Arby has demonstrated a strict approach to personal boundaries when interacting with acquaintances, including Dustin "Screech" Diamond. In one widely discussed encounter, after being persistently begged for food by Screech, Arby memorably poured a drink directly on him to teach a firm lesson in personal space.”
John Arby is a true American hero. I only became aware of him from the recent videos and wish I’d known of him sooner. He is a class act and an amazing business man. Screech is lucky John is a nice guy as he really annoyed John many times by begging or just being super annoying. It seems John has been working on his belching prowess, much like Mr. Belding worked on perfecting his ability to rip 10 second atomic farts. If only Screech had worked on anything productive he might have been a success like they were. Instead Screech made a living sniffing buttholes. John was right when Screech begged him for free stuff to not give in and cater to him. Belching in Screech’s face, or doing a burnout in his face, was the right thing to do!
Last night I was watching tv and a show with old commercials came on. One of the commercials was surprising. They said it was from 1999 and was for Pringles potato chips. In it Mr. Belding was chowing down on a tube of sour cream and onion pringles. He remarked how the pringles can reminded him of his dong, which brought about some canned laughter. Then he said he was going to show us how amazing Pringles were. At this Screech appeared. He asked Mr. Belding for a few chips and Mr. Belding smiled and dropped his pants. He then placed a chip in his ass crack and told Screech that was his chip. Screech got a deranged look on his face and buried his face between Mr. Belding’s buttcheeks, as he gobbled up the chip. Mr. Belding then ripped a fart in Screech’s face and the commercial cut to a little jingle “Pringles, the chips so good, you’ll eat them out of Principal Belding’s dirty ass!” It was a strange commercials and I’m not sure what demographic Pringles was going after. But I got a good laugh.
TV Fan, there was a period of time during the mid-late 1990s when targeted commercials with adult-themed content would be shown late at night. I remember hearing about that commercial, but never saw it myself. I used to have a subscription to Business Week and I recall reading an article about how that commercial catered to sexual deviants and helped drive sales among weirdos at the time because they appreciated the advertising campaign targeted to their sexual interests.
I also remember seeing a commercial for M&M’s around the same time. In it, there was a bowl of M&M’s on one side of a table and Screech was sitting at a table on the other side of the table with his mouth open. Mr. Belding walked over to the bowl, dropped his pants and underwear and then ripped a powerful fart which blew the M&M’s into Screech’s mouth. Screech then started chewing the M&M’s as the commercial said “M&M’s are so good, you can’t eat just one.” It was a strange commercial, as most of the M&M’s bounced off Screech’s face or the wall behind him.
John Arby Fan, John Arby is an American hero. He pulled himself up by his bootstraps to found a successful fast food restaurant chain and clearly lives life on his own terms. He is also a master belching champion, a skill he frequently used to teach Screech valuable lessons. He invited Screech into his home just so that he and his wife, Ginger, could belch and fart in Screech’s face. They also sang songs about Screech which mocked him. Instead of taking these lessons to heart and improving himself, Screech became more and more lazy and goblin-like as the years went by. Eventually Screech chose to fake his own death and live deep in the woods, off the grid with a family or kindly Sasquatches.
There are some nice belch and fart videos in the new post.
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