There are several AI-generated music videos of a Screech-like character rapping in an early-1990s dance-rap style.
Here are a few videos of Screech singing about being a nerd, wearing Zubaz, and saying "Zoinks":
Here are videos of Screech singing about Mr. Belding's pepperoni farts:
Here is a video of Screech singing about his love of sniffing farts:
Here are videos of Screech singing about his stinky breath and ripe b.o.:
Here is a video of Screech break-dancing while singing:
Here is a video of Screech singing about Mr. Belding farting in his face and John Arby throwing fries at him while he was studying for the SAT in the library:
Here is a video of Screech singing about using a men's room. A Dustin Diamond-like character is working as an unpaid bathroom attendant at the same time:
Here is a previously posted video of Screech singing about Mr. Belding pranking him by cooking and eating Hound Dog:
Here are previously posted videos of Screech singing about Mr. Horton:
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Screech obviously like singing about topics of considerable personal interest, such as Mr. Belding’s pepperoni farts or his own b.o. and stinky breath!
Screech is repulsive in each of these videos. Who would sing about their own bad breath or BO?! Why would he sing about how much he loved sniffing Mr. Belding’s pepperoni farts? I wish that lovable Mr. Horton had knocked him over the head, stuffed him full of pills, and played “Neptune: King of the Sea” with Screech’s unconscious body!
Barf, I suspect that Screech was always jealous of how Mr. Belding could rip the smelliest farts and immediately stink up a bathroom. Screech figured that if he couldn’t fart like Mr. Belding, he could at least have the stinkiest breath or b.o.!
Flapjack, being that Screech lived in a truck stop bathroom, or in his car, I doubt he showered often. He also munched on buttholes constantly, and likely rarely if ever brushed his teeth. Truck stops normally have showers, but one has to either buy a lot of diesel fuel, or pay for a shower, neither of which Screech was doing. I wonder if any trucker ever shoved a handfull of pills down Screech’s throat, then tossed him in a shower to play “Neptune: King of the Sea”? That may have been the only time Screech got a bath the entire time he was homeless!
Barf, I think you are on to something. Screech’s breath was heinous from his diet of garbage, feces, and fart meals in combination with his failure to brush his teeth. The only showers he ever receives are his diarrhea hose downs, semen or urine showers, or when a horny truck driver shoves pills down his throat and plays “Neptune: King of the Sea” while butt-slamming him, as you pointed out. I have also heard that Screech occasionally sneaks into a car wash and hides behind a car so that he gets sprayed a bit with the car wash sprinklers or the spinning rollers which clean the car.
Back in the 1990s, Screech tried to become a dance rap singer. He thought that he could be the next Sir Mix-a-Lot, Vanilla Ice, or MC Hammer. However, his songs were all self-deprecating and were about his strange habits or interests. He wanted to do a music video for a song about tonguing buttholes, being butt-slammed, or being strangled by Corky’s overflowing diaper! His songs were more entertaining than most modern rap songs, but we still couldn’t put stuff like this on the air as we would have lost advertising revenue. Can you imagine Pizza Hut or Domino’s wanting to pay for commercial times during a music video show in which Screech sings about Mr. Belding ripping pepperoni farts on his face??
I am a fanatic when it comes to Rap Music. It started in the 1980’s with the Fat Boys. I wish Screech had been around back then as it would have been awesome to see a video where the Fat Boys rapped, ate huge amounts of food, and ripped massive farts in Screech’s face. Why Screech wanted to be a rapper who made fun of themselves in such a perverse way is beyond me. Most rappers enjoy rapping about humiliating their enemies. Screech rapped about getting farted on or butt-slammed! Screech hit his peak in the first few seasons of SBTB. From there it was all downhill. When the New Class ended Screech was nearly retarded. I personally would have enjoyed seeing Screech as a rapper who as he sang about things like getting farted on actually was farted on. If people knew Corky would show up and strangle Screech with an overflowing diaper Screech might have been able to fill a smallish pizza parlor or sports bar!
Rap Music Fanatic, Screech was even more deranged than you can possibly imagine. He actually thought that he was the biggest star on Saved By The Bell and figured he could transition to become a big time rapper. He filmed a music video for his song, “Belding’s Trailer.” The music video starts with Screech walking into Mr. Belding’s trailer. Mr. Belding slugs Screech in the gut and then rips a fart powerful enough to rock the trailer back and forth. Screech then starts singing about how the trailer smells like an anus and how Mr. Belding is his hero, but his hero butt-slams him and makes him eat his farts, etc. Screech also sang about needing a hair transplant because chunks of his Jew-fro had been ripped out during rough sex! Why would Screech think we would air that music video? Or did Screech derive some sort of demented pleasure by filming a video like that and sending it to us to review???
I originally wrote a totally slammin' breakdown for this song that goes, "Now, if what I say, 'ya don't think's right, you can suck the dick of a transvestite..", and presented it to screech as a favor, only to have him completely dismiss it, saying that it sucked more cock than a vietnamese whore during fleet week, and then go on to use it on the european single remix version without telling me or even paying me one red cent - the next time I see his skinny ass, shit's goin' down, bro..
Mackemore, that was one spicy line you offered Screech! Unfortunately Screech seemed to only like lyrics that humiliated himself, and involved Mr. Belding farting or belching in his face. I am hesitant to believe Screech would come back with a line about a vietnamese whore. He’d more likely had said it sniffed more farts than he did after Mr. Belding ate a large deep dish pepperoni pizza!
When Screech was manning a truck stop bathroom as an unpaid bathroom attendant I wonder if he considered someone farting in his mouth to be a tip? Most people who frequently peruse this board are aware much of Screech’s sustenance came from people farting in his face, and him then gobbling up the fart. This has stumped scientists who claim farts lack measurable caloric qualities. I’ve always felt Screech ate so many farts they compounded into meals. Truckers also tend to have giant wet farts which likely had more calories. I bet Screech would get super excited when he saw a giant fat guy, with pants that barely stayed up. He would likely start salivating in hopes of a nasty wet fart to fill his belly!
Stinky, if Screech received fart means as tips, this constitutes taxable income which that rim goblin never reported on his federal tax returns! He has some explaining to do. Even if he faked his death and is hiding out with CHUDs or Sasquatches, we will find him. Screech, we’re coming for you!
Stinky, I believe I can assist with your question. One time I was hauling logs with my Kenworth and stopped at a truck stop in Washington State outside SeaTac. I had been driving for days and hadn’t taken a dump in two days. My bowels were angry. When I went in to the bathroom I was ready to head into a stall when a poofy headed guy in weird pants stopped me. I recognized him as Screech. He bowed and welcomed me to the bathroom. He then asked if I had to take a dump and I said yeah. He then asked me to first fart in his mouth as he was really hungry. I asked him how a fart could be a meal and he explained that truckers don’t have ready access to bathrooms. So they tend to hold their dumps for long times. This lets a massive turd brew up causing any gas to filter through the turd. A fart, he explained, then had a massive amount of fecal particles, providing what he called “a square meal”. This all seemed like nonsense to me, but I obliged and pressed my ass to his face and ripped a horrific fart. He moaned in delight and said that was the best meal he’d had a week. I then headed to a stall and dropped a massive deuce. Screech kept checking on me and when I was done he offered me a few mints and a spritz of cologne. I offered to fart in his mouth again, but he said he was full.
Stinky, I believe I can assist with your question. One time I was hauling logs with my Kenworth and stopped at a truck stop in Washington State outside SeaTac. I had been driving for days and hadn’t taken a dump in two days. My bowels were angry. When I went in to the bathroom I was ready to head into a stall when a poofy headed guy in weird pants stopped me. I recognized him as Screech. He bowed and welcomed me to the bathroom. He then asked if I had to take a dump and I said yeah. He then asked me to first fart in his mouth as he was really hungry. I asked him how a fart could be a meal and he explained that truckers don’t have ready access to bathrooms. So they tend to hold their dumps for long times. This lets a massive turd brew up causing any gas to filter through the turd. A fart, he explained, then had a massive amount of fecal particles, providing what he called “a square meal”. This all seemed like nonsense to me, but I obliged and pressed my ass to his face and ripped a horrific fart. He moaned in delight and said that was the best meal he’d had a week. I then headed to a stall and dropped a massive deuce. Screech kept checking on me and when I was done he offered me a few mints and a spritz of cologne. I offered to fart in his mouth again, but he said he was full.
Big Tex, I have spent my life studying farts and can say Screech’s explanation is absurd. Even if a few particles of fecal matter made it into his mouth it would barely equate to a single calorie. I’d say it was much more likely that goblin collected his tips and spent them at the truck stops convenience store, or one of there fast food restaurants. He certainly didn’t get fat eating farts! Personally I believe Screech got a homosexual high from eating and sniffing farts. He merely made up the idea that they were providing “a meal” so he could trick himself into believing he was less deranged than he truly is.
Fart Scientist, I did graduate research on this very issue. What I found was that a wet fart, but itself, contains no measurable caloric value. However, a diarrhea spray may offer calories if it contains undigested bits of food. Screech should really be eating feces or diarrhea sprays rather than wet farts if ingesting calories is really his goal. I personally think that Screech enjoys the feeling of a warm fart against his face. He craves the stench for some reason which I am unable to ascertain - is his sense of smell damaged? You would think that with such an enormous hook nose, he would have an incredible sense of smell… Or does he derive some sort of sick, demented pleasure from sniffing stinky farts???
Maybe screech should get a job at the circus, as i'm sure the fart meals provided by the elephants would have a much higher caloric content and would also provide alot more nutritional value.
Francis, I think Screech would do very well at a circus. He could definitely eat some elephants farts that would provide nice meals for him. He could also be in some kind of freak show with his massive jew-fro, hook nose, and Zubaz pants. I for one would pay a few bucks if I could throw garbage at him, then watch him eat an elephants fart!
Francis, there is actually a video of a circus elephant ripping ass in Screech’s face in this post: https://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/2026/06/ai-generated-videos-of-animals.html
Back in 1995 or 1996, Screech’s agent sent us a music video for Screech. It was for a song from Screech’s holiday album. Do you remember the famous song of dogs barking “Jingle Bells” and other Christmas songs? Screech ripped off that idea, but with songs “sung” by people farting instead of dogs barking. He had a music video for “Jingle Bells” and “Merry Christmas” and in the music video, he only said “Merry Christmas” at the end, after the entire songs had been sung by farts. He also had a dreidel song comprised of farts to celebrate his Jewish religion. As if that premise wasn’t strange enough, the music videos were even weirder - Screech’s head was in the middle of the TV screen surrounded by several bare asses! When each bare ass “sang” by farting, you could clearly see a mist of liquid feces splash onto Screech’s face because each fart was quite wet! Screech actually expected us to broadcast these music videos for the holidays!
Former MTV Executive, that is one absurd story! At some point Screech became so deranged he was happy to film a disgusting Christmas video where people were farting as music, while people ripped nasty farts on his face. He was a goblin and somehow in his broken brain believed normal people would find that a fun Christmas video. Just imagine watching a Mariah Carey Christmas video to get in the Christmas spirit, then the next video is filled with farts and a hideous looking guy getting farted on. Screech really should have been tossed in a mental institution.
Barf, it is far more deranged than you realize. Screech also sent us some “behind the scenes” footage of the making of the music video. In it, Screech called “cut” and stopped the filming of the music video several times because he said that one of the bare asses was farting “out of tune”! He made the responsible person do another take of ripping ass his face each time. What a sicko!
Back in 2000 I was at an LA Kings game and I saw Mr. Belding and Screech. The New Class had just ended and most people knew who they were. They had seats on the glass and were a few rows in front of me. Screech’s Jew-fro was huge and blocked the view of the people behind him. Mr. Belding was wolfing down a bunch of hot dogs and pizza, while drinking a large soda. At one point during the game he turned to Screech and let loose a monster belch while spewing hot dog particles all over Screech’s face. Screech yelled “Zoinks” at this. The audience laughed at this, and Screech must have felt they liked his “Zoinks”. He then began yelling “Zoinks” constantly. Any time there was a good check on the boards he would yell “Zoinks”. One time players collided into the boards right in front of him and he yelled “Double Zoinks”. The audience began to boo this, and a few people threw popcorn into his Jew-fro. Then the Kings scored a goal and Screech pounded on the glass and yelled “Zoinks” about 59 times. I guess Mr. Belding had had enough as he stood up, dropped his pants, and pressed his ass to Screech’s head. He then ripped the longest fart I’ve ever heard. It blew over Screech’s Jew-fro. Mr. Belding then ripped off Screech’s LA Kings branded Zubaz pants and began butt-slamming him. The crowd loved this, and when play stopped on the ice they put this action on the Jumbotron! The entire arena went wild as Mr. Belding pounded away at Screech’s butthole. The arena broke out in a “Screech sucks” chant which was pretty funny. After Mr. Belding jizzed all over Screech security came down and took Screech away. They kicked him out for causing a scene. Mr. Belding continued watching the game and chowed down on quite a bit more stadium food. In the end the Kings won and I considered it a good game. I even got an autograph from Mr. Belding!
Hockey Fan, that was a tremendous recap of a magical night! I had a Sports Illustrated subscription in the early 2000s and they used to give you a sports blooper VHS tape when you would renew your subscription. I remember getting a sports blooper tape in 2001 and they had a few minutes dedicated to the incident you described. There was a voiceover cracking jokes about Screech’s Jew-fro and about how annoying Screech was. The voiceover guy laughed hysterically when Mr. Belding dropped his pants and then ripped that loud and extremely long fart in Screech’s face! I also remember him repeatedly saying “Double Zoinks” while Mr. Belding butt-slammed Screech in front of the cheering crowd.
There are some AI videos of the Arbynator, Screech’s girlfriend, in the new post.
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