Hello, this is Mac.. I mean TV's Richard Dean Anderson. I've been looking over these recent AI posts and was hoping you could make one of my dreams come true. I always wanted to act with Dustin Diamond and fart in his face on the set of the Maxx as MacGyver. Maybe throw in Pete jerking off in the corner like he used to do on the set to relieve tension before a scene. ABC contracts would never allow me to be on an NBC set. Make this man's dream come true. Anyway, my house boat is capsizing so I have to go. Love you!
Wow, that man's jew-fro is so prolific that it probably has the absorbency power of over 10,000 shamm-wowws, and could easily mop up over 40 gallons of shit, piss & cum before even needing to be wrung out once! Amazing...
Naww, what really put that slimy weasel out of business is the fact that his face looks like a combination between a gonnoreah-infected asshole and a syphilitic vagina, he eats his own doo-doo, and he sucks monkey cock - other than that he's a pretty cool guy and those shamm-wowws do make pretty good cum rags..
You guys are such fags and if I ever caught you messin' around anywhere near my house I would beat you senseless and then make you suck my dick, you stupid fags -
That's too bad, anonymous, because we already had a cum & poo-flinging assfuck orgy right on your front porch on christmas eve but you were too busy blowing santa to notice..
I’m a long-haul trucker. I was transporting a load of dry goods for a major retailer on Christmas when I pulled over to evacuate the contents of my bowels at a rest stop in Reno, Nevada. There was an annoying middle-aged man working as an unpaid bathroom attendant there. He kept asking if I needed his assistance while taking a dump - it was really annoying. I saw him staring at me through the crack by the stall door, so I eventually opened the door and said I needed him to give my stinky anus a tongue bath. I figured this would scare him away, yet he eagerly started doing it. Now I’m not gay or anything like that, but I must admit that it felt quite pleasurable. After 30 seconds or so, I ripped a heinous 5-second wet fart while his tongue was still in the crack of my ass and the stench hit him like a freight train! He fell over and had some type of homosexual seizure while jizzing his pants! I have read that Screech died a few years ago, but this unpaid bathroom attendant sure looked a lot like him…
{Eagerly complies with the orders given, then quietly sits down on a log, mutters something in french and begins sobbing uncontrollably while Terrance & Phillip take turns kicking him in the nads}
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These videos are hot, Kurt! Keep up the good work in remembering this worthless piece of shit!
I'm going to go and crank off to some of these hot vids. Toodles!
Hello, this is Mac.. I mean TV's Richard Dean Anderson. I've been looking over these recent AI posts and was hoping you could make one of my dreams come true. I always wanted to act with Dustin Diamond and fart in his face on the set of the Maxx as MacGyver. Maybe throw in Pete jerking off in the corner like he used to do on the set to relieve tension before a scene. ABC contracts would never allow me to be on an NBC set. Make this man's dream come true. Anyway, my house boat is capsizing so I have to go. Love you!
Wow, that man's jew-fro is so prolific that it probably has the absorbency power of over 10,000 shamm-wowws, and could easily mop up over 40 gallons of shit, piss & cum before even needing to be wrung out once! Amazing...
Vince, maybe that's what put you outta business in the first place.. (that and the whole hookers & blow thing..)
Naww, what really put that slimy weasel out of business is the fact that his face looks like a combination between a gonnoreah-infected asshole and a syphilitic vagina, he eats his own doo-doo, and he sucks monkey cock - other than that he's a pretty cool guy and those shamm-wowws do make pretty good cum rags..
Ridiculous fags need to get a life (a straight one..)
Ah'm frum texus, and y'all suck major anus..
Whatever, Tony, fuck you and eat my greasy asshole with a hint of lime and tartar sauce. Pontiac - We Build Excitement..
You guys are such fags and if I ever caught you messin' around anywhere near my house I would beat you senseless and then make you suck my dick, you stupid fags -
That's too bad, anonymous, because we already had a cum & poo-flinging assfuck orgy right on your front porch on christmas eve but you were too busy blowing santa to notice..
I’m a long-haul trucker. I was transporting a load of dry goods for a major retailer on Christmas when I pulled over to evacuate the contents of my bowels at a rest stop in Reno, Nevada. There was an annoying middle-aged man working as an unpaid bathroom attendant there. He kept asking if I needed his assistance while taking a dump - it was really annoying. I saw him staring at me through the crack by the stall door, so I eventually opened the door and said I needed him to give my stinky anus a tongue bath. I figured this would scare him away, yet he eagerly started doing it. Now I’m not gay or anything like that, but I must admit that it felt quite pleasurable. After 30 seconds or so, I ripped a heinous 5-second wet fart while his tongue was still in the crack of my ass and the stench hit him like a freight train! He fell over and had some type of homosexual seizure while jizzing his pants! I have read that Screech died a few years ago, but this unpaid bathroom attendant sure looked a lot like him…
A fart is a wish your ass makes -
Eat my shit-nuggets and drink my diarreah.
No, thank you.
Hey pierre, why don't you shove a fire-ant covered stick dipped in honey up your asshole you stupid frog.
{Eagerly complies with the orders given, then quietly sits down on a log, mutters something in french and begins sobbing uncontrollably while Terrance & Phillip take turns kicking him in the nads}
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