In the video shown below, a comedian named Luce Cannon claims that he was at one of P. Diddy's Hollywood party years ago and that P. Diddy (Sean Combs/Puff Daddy) was there. Cannon claims that he heard some people having loud sex in a bedroom and said out loud, “Somebody wearing this bitch out!” Cannon also said that he then walked into the room and saw P. Diddy butt-slamming Reginald VelJohnson, the guy who played Carl Winslow on Family Matters!
Cannon claims that after finishing with Carl Winslow, P. Diddy came up to him and said, “there’s nothing more enjoyable than having a man do something for money.”
Carl Winslow has denied the allegation and claims that he has never met P. Diddy.
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I worked as a catering assistant in 1994 on the Family Matters set. I was in high school at the time, and it was a way to make a few extra dollars before I went off to college. The Carl Winslow actor took Urkel under his wing and mentored him and helped him rehearse his lines during lunch breaks, or so I thought. I remember one time when I walked past Mr. Winslow’s trailer on the Family Matters set and heard some time of commotion. I had a 2-liter of grape Crush soda that he had ordered from catering. The door to his trailer was open slightly, so I pushed it open and happened to see Urkel butt-slamming Mr. Winslow! I couldn’t believe it and was completely weirded out and quit that day. There were freaky things happening on many sitcoms sets in the 1980s and 90s. You wouldn’t believe the rumors I heard about the rowdy Golden Girls set!
Hey gang, I did some research on Luce Cannon and discovered that he is 30 years old. Based on his age alone, the incident he mentioned must have occurred within the pasts several years. The Carl Winslow guy is 72 years old and probably made $20 million, if not more, from acting on Family Matters. The Carl Winslow guy is on the current season of Dancing With The Stars and I saw a clip which makes it appear as though he has arthritis or some issue with his knees.
So in Luce Cannon’s obviously true story, the Carl Winslow guy was prostituting himself in his late 60s to make extra money!
I saw the ghost of Screech at Six Flags in New Jersey. He was lurking about in the men’s room huffing dudes farts and making ghost sounds. He had a little tip hat out and I tried to take a dump in it but it fell right through the hat onto the floor. Ghost Screech yelled “Zoinks” then thanked me for my “tip”.
Pepper, I was in my big rig hauling 2x4s from Oregon to Texas a couple years ago when I stopped at a rest stop near Reno, NV to use the bathroom. While I was at the urinal taking one hell of a piss, I ripped a loud 5-second fart and then I thought I felt something press against the crack of my ass. I looked around, but nobody was there. I assumed it was an air draft that I felt, but it is possible that a ghost Screech was haunting the men's room that day and was sniffing the seat of my pants after I ripped that stinky fart?
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I went to the New Jersey Six Flags last Friday and I think that the ghost Screech might have been there, although I’m not certain. I was in a bathroom stall checking the stock market prices on my iPhone when I heard a commotion two stalls down - I heard a load fart, followed by someone yelping, “Zoinks!” and then heard some loud butt-slamming! I thought it was just a couple queers going at it until I saw a ceiling panel fall down and the ghost of Mr. Tuttle fell to the ground! The Mr. Tuttle ghost was obese, naked, and was masturbating furiously! This appearance of a Mr. Tuttle ghost makes me think that the Screech ghost might have been the thing being butt-slammed in the nearby stall…
After getting no response to my previous post I realized you degenerates might help if incentivized. I am offering a $25 reward along with a day pass to Steamworks bathhouse in Chicago for any information on the whereabouts of my son Derek. I have a feeling after moving to LA to follow Mr. Belding he may have had a falling out, and become homeless and deranged. After losing his girlfriend to Zack I think he went full flaming gay. He may have wound up in San Francisco, but my detectives haven’t found much other then sightings of him and old medical records showing he’d developed AIDS and a few other STD’s. Please help me find my son! The last known sighting of him happened in 2022 at a Reno Truck Stop where he was spotted huffing farts.
Mr. Worthington, you are so generous to offer a whole $25 and a day pass to a gay bathhouse in exchange for that whereabouts of your son. I could go to Chipotle two times on that $25!
I lived in Hawaii during the late 90s and went to a New Years Eve party at the end of 1998. I saw Chief Pupaku at the party with Screech. Chief Pupaku was wearing a straw skirt - he lifted the back of it and then ripped an enormous 10-second fart in Screech’s face, right in front of everyone. Screech, of course, had some type of homosexual seizure as he flopped around on the floor while jizzing his Zubaz! Chief Pupaku was smoking some kind of hallucinogenic drugs with his peace pipe during this incident - when Screech settled down, the Chief pulled down Screech’s Zubaz and put out his peace pipe on Screech’s tiny zoinker! Your son was at this party and he was masturbating furiously while Screech was being violated by Chief Pupakoo. I moved from Hawaii to Reno, NV in 2000, so I cannot say for certain what happened to your son since then. However, as of 2008, I heard that he was still showing up at Chief Pupakoo’s rowdy parties in Hawaii.
Many of you are aware of Screech's chess video entitled, "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess." I have never seen the video, although I have seen a trailer for it and have to say that it looks unwatchable as Screech keeps saying "Zoinks" while giving advice on chess moves. I also heard that Mr. Belding makes an appearance and gives Screech some hot butt-slamming at the end of the video after beating Screech in a game to entertain the many gay chess fans.
I recently discovered that Screech had released another "how to" video. The name of the other video is "Dustin Diamond Teaches How to Become an Unpaid Bathroom Attendant." In the video, Screech mentioned being friendly and congratulating random strangers after they rip ass, take loud dumps, or pee loudly or for a long time at a urinal. Screech also mentioned the importance of sniffing the seat of some random dude's ass who has just farted while using a urinal. Screech discussed how to set up a tip jar and where to set a tray of breath mints and hand towels. He also recommended wearing a Zubaz brand tuxedo and said that unpaid bathroom attendants can earn nice, shiny quarters, and sometimes even paper money from clients, although many people are rude and will belch in his face, wipe their asses with his Jew-fro, or throw gum or other garbage into his tip jar!
Has anyone else ever seen "Dustin Diamond Teaches How to Become an Unpaid Bathroom Attendant"?
Smiddy, I have masturbated many times to Dustin Diamond teaches chess. It is one of the queerest films ever made. Mr. Beldings guest appearance was amazing as he claimed he’d never played chess before, yet beat Screech in 8 moves. Then he butt-slammed him for being such a shitty chess player. I have heard of “Dustin Diamond Teaches How to Become an Unpaid Bathrom Attendant” but have never seen it. It seems it’s a mystery and it’s hard to find anyone who claims to have seen it. My thought is there are likely only one or two VHS copies of the tape as who would pay good money to watch that idiot teach you how to do an unpaid job huffing farts and being a degenerate? It would be cool if they made it like one of those old time training videos like fast food workers had to watch? Especially if he got farted on, butt-slammed, or some huge fat trucker belched in his face!
Hey guys, I can tell you that the “Dustin Diamond Teaches How to Become an Unpaid Bathroom Attendant” video does exist and I have seen it before. I was at the Steamworks gay bathhouse in Chicago a few years ago and it was playing in one of the rooms. Steamworks has a bunch of rooms playing videos which are normally gay pornos, but they were playing “Dustin Diamond Teaches How to Become an Unpaid Bathroom Attendant” in one of the rooms and “Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess” in another room and several queers were in each room masturbating vigorously while watching Screech. I actually got bored with watching those videos and headed over to the infamous “Fart Room” where several big fat naked guys rip ass constantly, causing the room to reek of the stench of unwashed anus - the smell was very ripe yet quite homoerotic and I enjoyed smelling those stinky farts more than watching Screech in those boring videos.
You guys are a bunch of shit-stained, tit-toothed ass-lickers. You also like to ass-rape young guinea pigs.
I had a part time job at Pizza Hut in the late 90’s. I remember watching the training videos that showed how to properly make pizza. Pizza Hut was trying to make “hip” training videos and had a couple D list celebrities shoot them. One of them had Screech who wore Zubaz pants and tried to teach us how to make a deep dish pizza. He was a total idiot who kept making weird faces and used a falsetto voice while measuring ingredients and getting out the dough etc. After making the pizza he for some reason took it to the customer, instead of the waiter taking it out like normal. Of course the customer turned out to be Mr. Belding who did his catchphrase “Hey hey hey, what’s going on here”. Screech pretended to be surprised and put the pizza in front of Mr. Belding. Mr. Belding told him to hang out so he could give him feedback on the pizza. Mr. Belding then began chowing down like an animal, just shoving the Deep Dish into his mouth as fast as he could with the only brakes being to drink from a pitcher of Mountain Dew. He then belched right in Screech’s face which made Screech yell “Zoinks”. Mr. Belding then finished the pizza and told Screech he had some feedback for him. Screech got close, and “it’s very important to listen to customer feedback” came onto the screen. The next thing I saw was Mr. Belding grabbing Screech’s Jew fro and shoving his face into his ass. He then ripped a ridiculously loud fart that had to be at least 10 seconds. Screech yelled “Double Zoinks” and fell to the ground flopping around, jizzing his pants in pure homosexual ecstasy. Mr. Belding grew annoyed at how unprofessional Screech was being and ripped off his Zubaz and ass raped him while the customer and employees all cheered and jerked off. While this was going on some lame MC Hammer music played. Then the “manager” came on and said Screech was an example of a bad employee. They then showed Mr. Belding buttslamming him and put a “fired” logo on Screech as Mr. Belding jizzed in his Jew fro. It was a really weird training video and I really didn’t learn anything from it. I wonder if there are any copies of it floating around?
Roy, that sounds like a spank-tastic training video! I’m not sure what the point of it was other than to humiliate Screech. It sounds like the training video didn’t teach anyone how to make pizzas. Was the point to teach employees not to be gigantic faggots like Screech??? How big and greasy-looking was Screech’s Jew-fro in the video? We all remember how huge and poofy it was during the later seasons of the New Class.
Perhaps it was filmed after the New Class had filmed its last episodes and Screech was willing to do anything for extra money, not matter how degrading it was?
Smiddy, it was really strange. Screech did show us how to properly make a deep dish pizza by following the instructions that step by step walked you through making it. But I have no idea what the purpose was beyond that. He was annoying as hell during the pizza making part, but then it went bonkers when he delivered the pizza and waited for “customer feedback”, which turned out to be him getting farted on and ass raped. Other training videos had people like Urkel, the nerdy guy from Step by Step, and Louie Anderson. They were all horrible but Screech was the worst. He had an enormous Jew fro, and he had to wear a hair net while he made the pizza. They made a big deal about that, with Screech cracking some joke about not wanting to mess up his “moneymaker” whatever the hell that meant? Louie Anderson’s video was pretty funny as he played an employee who showed us “what not to do”. He would eat pepperoni slices as he put them on the pizza, he took a huge bite from a pizza, and he drilled a hole between bathroom stalls in the men’s room and leered at a customer taking a dump. Each time the manager would catch him he scold him. Like we didn’t know not to leer at customers taking a shit!
Roy, one of my cousins grew up in Chicago. He told me that everyone blamed Cubs superfan Steve Bartman for killing the Cubs postseason run in 2003 when he reached for a foul ball, which he bobbled and dropped, which the Cubs outfielder, Moises Alou, could have caught. After preventing the catch, the Cubs engaged in one of their trademark collapses and blamed him for their own choke. Imagine his surprise when he started working at one of the Gino’s East pizza restaurants in Chicago in 2007 and was shown a training video. In it, Steve Bartman is a waiter delivering a deep dish pizza to a table when he trips and tries to catch the pizza before dropping it onto a customer’s lap. The customer just happened to be former Cubs outfielder, Moises Alou, the player who was prevented from catching the ball during the Cubs 2003 playoff game! Moises said, “Dammit Bartman, your butterfingers made a mess of everything again!” Moises Alou then stood up from the booth, revealing that he was bare-ass naked. Moises then viciously butt-slammed Steve Bartman while the training video narrator said “Don’t be a Bartman- be a good employee.” Sammy Sosa then suddenly appeared in full Cubs gear before pulling down his uniform pants and ripping a loud 5-second fart in Bartman’s face! It was a really weird trading video…
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Smiddy, I was talking with friends of mine over the weekend and we reminisced about our High School jobs. I was telling them about the Pizza Hut training video and your cousins Gino’s East video. One of my friends who had also worked at Pizza Hut remembered that at the very end of the video the announcer said “this program has been brought to you by the Zubaz Company”. He remembered that as he said he found it weird a company known for making thin, multicolored pants, would make corporate training videos. Then another friend piped up and said he’d worked at Taco Bell and they also had a strange training video that was made by the Zubaz Company. He said Screech was in the video as a customer, and the guy who played Ben Seaver was named “Bad Ben” in a video that taught new employees “what not to do”. He said it was a ridiculous montage of Ben doing things like taking a dump in a burrito and watching Screech eat it, ripping ass in Screech’s face while pretending to bend over to pick up a piece of trash, setting Screech’s Jew fro on fire and many others. He said his favorite was them showing Screech using the drive-thru and Bad Ben tossing a Molotov cocktail into Screech’s Gremlin, then laughing as Screech, and the car, burst into flames. He said he was pretty sure Mr. Tuttle was the manager and just stood there with his hands down his pants! It seems there were a number of training videos made circa 2000’ish that had Screech in them.
Roy, I am very familiar with the Taco Bell training video to which you refer. I think that there were several versions of their training video. I remember one in which they had a segment on what not to do to customers. In it, Screech is shown eating tacos from a Value Meal. As Screech chows down on a taco, a hairy bare ass suddenly appears in the video and starts rubbing against Screech’s face as he chews on the taco before ripping a loud 5-second wet fart, causing Screech to yelp, “Zoinks!” The person with the bare ass then turns around and starts stirring Screech’s large cup of Mountain Dew with his dong! He then says, “I think there is some food stuck in your teeth, buddy” and then hands Screech a large pubic hair to use to floss his teeth! The guy talking to Screech then pulls up his pants and is revealed to be Bad Ben Seaver.
I also remember another segment about what not to do and they showed Bad Ben Seaver shitting in the bathroom sink and then walking back over to customer Screech to wipe his ass clean with Screech’s Jew-fro!
I’m not sure what the point of these videos were as even a retard would know not to do these things to a customer. I think that the executives at the Zubaz company paid Screech minimum wage just to humiliate Screech so they could watch the videos later while jerking themselves off.
I worked as an Fox executive for nearly 20 years in 2008 we were looking at redoing some of our NFL teams and put out word that we would be interested in seeing talent in both individuals and teams for our broadcasting booth. I was one of the 3 executives tasked with hiring a new team. Most of the people who applied were ex NFL names, or well known broadcaster. All except for one group. I was surprised when Mr. Belding and Screech came in. And they insisted those were the names they had to go by on air. We set them up with a model of a broadcasting booth and showed them tape of a Cowboys/Eagles game from the year before. We were told Mr. Belding would be the play by play man, and Screech would be the color man. Imagine my surprise when we started rolling and Mr. Belding did an excellent job providing the play by play. But after the play ended with a vicious sack all Screech did was yell “Zoinks”. The entire Fox executive team groaned and we could see Mr. Belding was annoyed. We tried another play and once again Mr. Belding was great. And once again Screech yelled “Zoinks” when the play ended. At that we cut it off and told them we’d be in touch. Mr. Belding and Screech were whispering as they left the room and I could tell Mr. Belding was angry. Al Michaels was coming in next and I decided to hit the head before his interview began. When I got to the bathroom door I could hear loud noises. When I opened the door the stench of anus hit me in the face, and I heard a monster fart, then Mr. Belding yelling that Screech blew it. Screech then yelled “Zoinks” as the sound of some rough buttslamming began. I tried to take a quick piss at a urinal, but part way through Screech’s head bashed through the stall door he and Mr. Belding were in. Screech saw me and yelled “Double Zoinks, did we get the job?” I quickly flushed the urinal and got the hell out of there. We talked about potentially giving Mr. Belding a try with another partner but after that bathroom scene were concerned he’d somehow involve that deviant Screech and ruin our broadcasts.
Last night, Corky and Mr. Belding were listening to one of the Jerky Boys CDs of prank calls. Corky laughed so hard that he filled his diaper with doodie! Corky then ran to A-Rod and asked him to change his diaper. After A-Rod pampered Corky's bottom and put a clean diaper on, Corky then told A-Rod to contact the music industry because he had a great idea for a hit CD. Corky handed A-Rod the Jerky Boys CD he had just listened to and said that he wanted to make a CD of Mr. Belding making calls. A-Rod asked whether it was going to be a CD of prank calls and said that he didn't think it would sell. Corky replied that A-Rod was an idiot and that obviously it wasn't going to be a CD of Mr. Belding making fake calls. Instead, the CD would have Mr. Belding making calls while he is sitting on the toilet and eating. Corky said that Mr. Belding would be making calls to Pizza Hut to order pizzas while he is farting and spraying diarrhea that the person on the other end of the phone would hear! Corky said that calls like this would be very entertaining. Corky also said that Mr. Belding would be eating chips and cookies while talking on the phone and would be gulping mouthfuls of Mountain Dew and would be belching into the phone. Corky said that listening to Mr. Belding calling a pharmacy to see if his diabetes medicine is ready and then the pharmacist hearing Mr. Belding farting and flushing the toilet would be hilarious!
A-Rod replied that it was an doozy and that nobody in their right mind would want to listen to a CD of calls of Mr. Belding farting, spraying diarrhea, pissing in the toilet, munching on chips, belching, and flushing the toilet. A-Rod also said that Corky and Mr. Belding were disgusting pigs who were always making a mess and wasting his time. A-Rod then ordered Corky to pull down his diaper so that he could fondle Corky's monster dong. Corky got mad at A-Rod for being rude, so he punched A-Rod in the balls and then farted in A-Rod's face! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach him a lesson about the music industry!
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Hemry, Screech screwed up a golden opportunity. Mr. Belding would have been a fantastic announcer and if Screech had just kept his trap shut, he would have gotten the opportunity to make millions entertaining football fans. You made the correct decision in not moving forward as Screech was just too much of a degenerate and would have turned off fans.
Gary, A-Rod sure was an idiot. An album of Mr. Belding making normal phone calls while eating, farting, spraying diarrhea, and flushing the toilet would have been entertaining to all but the most uptight of us. That would have been a Platinum record with millions of album sales!
Gary and Larry, I completely agree with Larry. In this day and age you don’t even have the expense of printing CD’s and hoping they sell. You can just record something, put it on streaming platforms like Spotify, and kickback and watch the money roll in! I hope Corky and Mr. Belding realize this. Since listening to anything one wants is included in the streaming service cost everyone would listen to those amazing prank calls. Many for laughs, and some within to deviant queer community for spank material! They could record these calls and get them streaming today! As they are both famous celebrities the prank calls would get lots of attention. I’d hope Corky would join in and make a few of calls of his own!
Lasts night Corky told A-Rod that there needed to be a movie produced based on A-Rod’s life. Corky also said that A-Rod’s life is important and that everyone would want to see it. A-Rod blushed, as he was so happy that Corky thought he was important enough to warrant a movie. A-Rod asked whether he would stay in the movie about himself. Corky replied that A-Rod didn’t know anything about acting and wasn’t a master actor like he and Mr. Belding. Instead, they would hire a Mexican actor who looks like A-Rod. A-Rod was about to point out for the hundredth time that he was not Mexican, but decided not to anger Corky. Corky continued that A-Rod would be able to appear as himself in the movie, but as a stunt double for the real actor. Corky explained that during the numerous scenes in which someone farts in A-Rod’s face, punches him on the balls, kicks his ass, or rapes him, the real A-Rod would appear as the stunt double for the actor playing him. Corky additionally stated that in the nude scenes, A-Rod’s dong would be shown with a laugh track playing in the background so everyone can laugh at how small it is. Corky also said that A-Rod would be paid minimum wage for doing these stunts. A-Rod burst into tears and said that he was sick of the emotional abuse Corky was inflicting on him. Corky got mad and kicked A-Rod up the ass before viciously ass-raping him!
Gary, that was another amazing idea from Corky. Lots of people would love to go see A Rod be farted on and buttslammed. A Rod is disliked by most people and a film where his balls are pummeled by an angry Corky, or he’s peed on by CC Sabathia in the Yankees showers, would be comedy gold! Of course deviant queers would attend in droves in hopes that Corky would show off his massive dong. It would be awesome if they got the guy who played Pedro in “Napoleon Dynamite” to play A Rod!
Corky Fanatic, you raise a good point about the demand for scenes involving A-Rod being farted on and butt-slammed. Perhaps they could reboot “The Fall Guy,” but as a sitcom with A-Rod playing a stunt man who only performs stunts in which someone farts or belches in his face, kicks him in the balls, takes a dump on his head, or ass-rapes him? Perhaps Netflix or Peacock could fund the filming of this as a new reboot series??
Larry, did you see they made a movie based on The Fall Guy? It was a huge bomb that lost hundreds of millions of dollars. I don’t why studios are so stupid to waste that kind of money making a stupid movie. Instead they could have read this board and some of the ideas here, such as your Fall Guy idea, and inexpensively hired Corky, Mr. Belding, and Corky to make the movie. I love the idea of A Rod being a stunt double, while Mr. Belding and Corky portray huge actors that regularly fart in his face, ass rape him, or shoe him in the balls!
Ass Ripper, I remember reading maybe 20 years ago about a movie entitled, “Fart Patrol,” which was supposed to star either Corey Feldman or Corey Haim, or possibly both of them. Since Corey Haim has since died, if that movie ever gets funded, perhaps Corky could play the role Corey Haim? I think it would be funny watching another character walking up to the Corey Haim character and right before that character is about to rip ass in his face, actor Corky is suddenly replaced with his stunt double, A-Rod, just in time for the other character to rip ass in A-Rod’s face!
Joe Rogan has had some interesting guests in his podcast over the years, including a recent interview with Trump. This begs the question, when is Corky going to appear on the Rogan podcast? I would love to hear Corky tells about his romantic exploits with Life Goes On groups and with hookers over the years. I’m also interested in hearing about all of the children he has fathered as well as how he kicked his addiction to cocaine. Mr. B could show up with him, although listening to Mr. B munching on chips and pizza the entire time while periodically belching and farting might be a bit distracting!
Larry, I have been following the movie scene for decades. You are referring to a project in the early 2000’s that was named “Fart Patrol”. It was produced by Corey Feldman’s CFI productions, and was to star Corky Haim and Dustin Diamond. It had a budget of something like $500. The plot was absurd and revolved around Corey and Dustin hunting down people farting, then jumping around yelling “Fart Patrol”. They did shoot a few days worth of tape in the Toronto area, and because the budget was so low they did some guerilla filming at a local bowling alley. Corey and Dustin just hung out by the bar until some fat guy ripped a fart then Dustin got down on his hands and knees and sniffed it then he and Corey jumped around screaming “fart patrol” and pointing at the guy who farted until they were kicked out. I’ve seen only that scene but believe more scenes were filmed. The film seemingly never came to the public. It would be fantastic if they finished what seemed like potential goldmine. Mr. Belding and Corky be detectives who hunt down farters with Corky in the lead role. When he went in for closer investigation A Rod would become his stunt double and take a few blasts to the face. Mr. Belding and Corky would then apprehend the culprit. I might be able to obtain an old script from the original if this idea took off!
Ass Ripper, perhaps you should tweak your story a bit. Maybe change the plot so that it just focuses on the Screech character and shows his life starting with his time on SBTB and his torrid love affair with Mr. Belding up until he became a full time unpaid bathroom attendant? Along the way, he experiences hecklers and horny gay guys who rip ass in his face constantly and go diarrhea on his head and wipe their asses clean with his Brillo-like Jew fro? There should also be lots of anal to satisfy the LBTGQ community. I’m not sure who will play Screech as the main actor, although A-Rod will be the stunt double who ends up on the receiving end of the farts, diarrhea, and anal. Let’s meet up and discuss. Have your agent meet me at the men’s room at a North Hollywood gas station.
Movie Producer, that wasn’t my story. I’m not sure who wrote it originally, but I remember Corey Feldman’s production company was producing it. This was at a very low point in Corey Haim’s life where he was selling his teeth and hair for a couple of bucks. If I recall it supposed to resemble his character from the fine movie “Snowboard Academy” that had stared Haim along with that Ernest guy Jim Varney. It’s said we lost Haim so soon. Not as said that Screech is gone, but I’d love to see the movie get finished. Maybe you can contact Corey Feldman and find out if he still has the info. If you had Corky and Mr. Belding attached I’m sure financing would quickly follow!
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Hey everybody, I was at a Halloween costume party last night. There was someone there dressed up as adult Screech! He was wearing a Jewfro wig with large chunks of curly hair ripped out. He also had a giant and fake hook nose and was wearing some type of rainbow pants with suspenders, like Screech used to wear. He was wearing a tuxedo shirt with his pants and was carrying a small tray of breath mints, tiny cologne bottles, and paper towels. He also had a name tags which read, “Screech” and below that it read, “Unpaid Bathroom Attendant.” There were brown stains on his tuxedo shirt which kind of looked like doodoo stains. Needless to say, he won a costume contest at the bar. My buddy told me that some other guy who was dressed up as
Mr. Belding butt-slammed the Screech in the men’s room later on, although it might have just been an unfounded rumor…
Today Corky and Mr. Belding were hanging out chowing down on some pizza while watching cartoons. A Rod came in the room and Corky belched, then told A Rod he needed to take he and Mr. Belding to vote tomorrow. A Rod said he was happy they were voting in such an important election. He then said he was excited to vote for Kamala Harris himself. At this Mr. Belding ripped a 17 second wet fart and Corky squished his face in an anger. He asked A Rod why the hell he would vote for Kamala Harris? A Rod said as a gay man he felt Kamala would protect his rights to have deviant sex with a retard with a monster dong. He said as gay men themselves he felt Corky and Mr. Belding should do the same. At this both Corky and Mr. Belding became apoplectic. Corky said he wasn’t a “rump ranger” and Mr. Belding said he wasn’t gay and couldn’t keep chicks off him. He then said he and Corky were both voting for Trump who is an American Hero. When A Rod said Mr. Belding had had man action with Screech thousands of times Mr. Belding belched, then told A Rod those were prison rules buttslammings, and that he only did it to try and teach Screech important lessons. Corky nodded and said he did the same with A Rod but otherwise he was 100 percent straight. Mr. Belding said he considered himself 100 percent heterosexual and was shocked to hear that A Rod was a flaming gay man! Corky then said he’d be coming into the booth with A Rod to make sure he voted for Trump. A Rod then began crying and said he had no idea what they were talking about as he considered Corky the love of his life. Mr. Belding began hysterically laughing at this, and this in turn riled up Corky who attacked A Rod, clotheslining him, then ripping off his Yankees pants and buttslamming A Rod. As he did this Mr. Belding ate a giant bag of McDonald’s while periodically chanting “Trump, Trump, Trump”. A Rod sure learned a few things about voting!
Gary, A-Rod is so lucky that Corky puts up with him. A-Rod clearly doesn't have the common sense of Corky, even though Corky has Down Syndrome! A-Rod used to be a heterosexual until he fell in love with Corky and decided to become gay. Is he now going to become a cross-dresser/trans? Corky won't like this and it will result in Corky doling out more important lessons to A-Rod's anus!
Corky was lived-streaming an election watching party last night. Corky and Mr. Belding were wearing Trump campaign t-shirts while A-Rod was wearing a Kamala campaign t-shirt. After each state which Trump won was announced, Mr. Belding would drop his pants and rip ass into A-Rod’s face, causing A-Rod to utter, “Zoinks!” When Pennsylvania’s result was announced, Mr. Belding belched a mouthful of partially chewed Doritos into A-Rod’s face and all over his head! When A-Rod protested and said this wasn’t nice, Corky got mad and said A-Rod’s candidate lost and then started butt-slamming A-Rod during the live stream! Derek Jeter posted a comment to the live stream, saying that the show was spank-tastic!
Anus Goblin, that live stream was off the hook! A-Rod looked pathetic sitting there in his Harris t-shirt while eating raw vegetables while receiving fart after fart from Mr. Belding. I stayed all the way until the end and when they called the race for Trump Mr. Belding got so excited he ripped off his pants and boxers and sat on A Rod’s face before ripping a 14 second wet fart. When he got off A Rod Corky saw that A Rod’s tongue was out and he was trying to lick the Big Boppers anus! A furious Corky tossed A Rod a nice beating before ass raping him once again. Former Coach Joe Torre turned on his camera so everyone could see him jerking off to the hot action! What a night!!!
Barf, did you watch the pre-election portion, which took place before the polls closed? Anthony Rizzo was standing up at an outdoor high top table in A-Rod’s backyard eating a large deep dish pizza which looked like it was incredibly greasy. Rizzo was wearing a Trump shirt and said that he was waiting for the results to roll in and then the camera panned down to reveal that he wasn’t wearing pants and also showed Cubs superfan Steve Bartman kneeling behind him with his face near Rizzo’s bare ass. Steve Bartman was wearing a “white guys for Kamala” shirt. All of a sudden, Rizzo’s colon could no longer control itself and he ripped a 12-second wet fart in Steve Bartman’s face, causing Bartman to double over and start convulsing while jizzing his pants in exquisite ecstasy!
Ass Breath, that pre-election portion with Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman really got me in the mood to watch election night coverage. Corky did a great job of setting up entertaining content. I liked when Corky and Mr. Belding had several belching and farting contests throughout the night when they were waiting for various state results to be released. When A-Rod complained that his den reeked of the stench of stinky anuses, Corky punched him in the balls and was about to rape him until Mr. Belding ripped an insanely loud fart in A-Rod’s face and Corky laughed so hard that he forgot he was mad at A-Rod.
Barf, A-Rod was a real degenerate at the end of the night. He obviously enjoys Mr. Belding’s farts and was trying to take advantage of Mr. B by licking his anus when Mr. B was too busy ripping ass to notice. A-Rod deserved to be beaten and raped by Corky fir that transgression!
Last, A-Rod and Corky were cuddling on the couch watching “The Whale” on Netflix. A-Rod told Corky that the main character looked a lot like Mr. Belding. He also pointed out that Mr. Belding also eats multiple pizzas in a single sitting like the guy in the movie. Corky got mad and said that Mr. Belding doesn’t look anything like the main character who was wearing a fat suit, whereas Mr. Belding is the real thing. Corky also said that the eating scenes were terrible because the main character was drinking 2-liters of Diet Pepsi instead of Mountain Dew like Mr. Belding does. Corky also noted that Mr. Belding would never drink a gross diet soda in the first place. Corky further added that the guy in the movie didn’t belch, fart, or even go diarrhea even one time in the movie, which Corky thought was poor movie acting, as Mr. Belding does these several times each day. Corky got so angry that he punched A-Rod in the stomach before pulling does his pants and raping him!
All this talk about rape is making me hungry - anybody want a sandwich?
Gary, I’m glad Corky noticed all those obvious faults with “The Whale”. Brandon Frasier tried to portray a giant fatso, but without the proper tutelage he failed miserably. That role was made for Mr. Belding, or at the least he should have been a consultant for the movie. I have also seen that movie and found its lack of farting, belching, and diarrhea sprays not only made it seem unrealistic, but also heartless. The main character constantly ripping ass or belching in his daughter’s face would have tugged the heartstrings. Him spraying diarrhea while stuffing his face with a bag of Doritos and downing a rare 3 liter bottle of Mountain Dew would have packed a punch! Instead they made him look like a loser who couldn’t even properly be a giant blob. Also, where was the deep dish pizza, and posters on the wall of farting champions like Steve Anus and John Pepperoni? It was a very sorry excuse for what could have been a great movie.
Last night, Corky told A-Rod to call Hollywood because he had a great idea for a tv show for Netflix. Corky explained that he had an idea for a tv show based on "The Whale" movie. Corky said that many movies are made into tv shows with different actors from the movie and that "The Whale" would be a good one for a tv show. Corky said that the big fat guy would be played by Mr. Belding and that there would be lots of eating, farts, belching, and, of course, diarrhea sprays in each episode. Corky also told A-Rod that there would be many scenes where Mr. Belding is walking around naked except for a small pair of underwear like strip people wear. A-Rod asked whether Corky was referring to a g-string underwear that strippers wear and Corky said yes. Corky said that sex sells and that Mr. Belding walking around naked except for a small pair of underwear which shows off his massive dong would really make people want to watch the show. A-Rod said it was another stupid idea and asked why anyone would tune in to watch Mr. Belding stuff his face with food, causing him to belch, fart, and go diarrhea throughout episodes. A-Rod also said that a g-string is basically a tiny thread in the ass portion of the underwear and that every time Mr. Belding farts, a cloud of dookie juice would be expelled and would result in lots of doodoo stains over the set. A-Rod further noted that Mr. Belding weighs about 500 lbs and that nobody thinks he is "sexy" except the most deranged of people. A-Rod said that Corky needed to compensate him for wasting his time and then quickly grabbed Corky's dong! Corky was outraged at this sexual harassment and kicked A-Rod in the chin before yanking down his jeans and ass-raping him!
Gary, every idea Corky has is a game changer. I would love to watch a tv show based on “The Whale” starring Mr. Belding. I’m sure a role could be found for Corky as well. I could see Corky being a next door neighbor who is friends with Mr. Belding and brings him all his food, then hangs out with him. It would be funny if A Rod was a neighbor on the other side of Mr. Belding who both Corky and Mr. Belding hated. A Rod would be a total deviant who would be spying on Mr. Belding while jerking off his tiny dong. He would constantly try and come over which would annoy both Corky and Mr. Belding. When let in Mr. Belding would constantly fart and belch in A Rod’s face. A few changes from the movie would be that Mr. Belding would be a hero in the eyes of the people in the town, and tons of hot women would be showing up to try and gain his affections. They would of course be competing with deranged A Rod which would create hilarious situations where a woman would pummel A Rod, or queef in his face, for being annoying. If the show was a hit they could really develop the characters and Corky could start smoking crack and Mr. Belding would have to help him overcome his addiction. During this time A Rod could take advantage of Corky sexually which could be a “very special episode”. I smell a ratings bonanza!
Barf, Mr. Belding read your comment to Corky and Corky has some ideas as to how to incorporate A-Rod into the tv show. Corky says he would definitely keep your ideas about it A-Rod’s tiny cock, him being a perv, and being farted and queefed on. Corky also said that in the show, Screech’s mom from SBTB shows up and informs him that she is the mother who abandoned him in Mexico almost 50 years ago. Corky explained that Screech’s mom had sex with the Mexican guy who mowed her lawn and then after giving birth to A-Rod, she drove down to Mexico and abandoned him at one of the Taco Bells located on every block in Mexico. Corky also said that A-Rod would dress as Screech in the show and that Mr. Belding would have a key to A-Rod’s apartment so that he could walk in whenever he wanted to fart in A-Rod’s face! Corky also said that on the show, Screech’s robot would show up one day and that they would start dating and become a couple. Corky said that in one of the episodes, he and Mr. Belding walk in on A-Rod having sex with the tiny holes in the back of Screech’s robot. Corky proceeds to get angry and then the robot and Corky pull a train on A-Rod!
Lick my nads
Gary, it is so awesome that Corky and Mr. Belding read this fine board and take their fans ideas seriously. I love the idea of Mrs Powers turning out to be A Rod’s long lost mother who abandoned him in Mexico! That would make A Rod Screech’s half brother, lining him up perfectly to take over the Screech role! I also love the idea that Kevin the Robot would be in the show. He was a fan favorite ever since Maxwell Nerdstrom reprogrammed him to be a homosexual robot full of lust for Screech’s anus. It would be cool if Nerdstrom appeared in an episode, as after Corky caught A Rod having sex with Kevin he got so angry he sought out Nerdstrom to come and program Kevin to hate A Rod and drain his oil in A Rod’s ass. I think it would now make sense that Mr. Belding as the Whale would have a backstory that aligned with the SBTB role. In the Whale he’s just a retired principal, allowing Mrs. Powers and other SBTB characters to come and go. A Rod becoming Screech as Screech’s half brother would make total sense and draw in the massive gay for Screech community. I would also really like it if Mr. Belding drove around on one of those scooters old people ride on. But instead of being battery powered it for some reason would be gasoline powered. That would allow him to ride at ridiculously fast speeds, and let it backfire right in A Rod’s face. A Rod would of course complain that Mr. Beldings scooter emitted Carbon Monixide gas and was dangerous. This of course would rile up Corky who would yell at A Rod for being insensitive to Mr. Beldings disabilities, which would lead to a nice ass raping while Mr. Belding revved the scooters engine and let it backfire numerous times in A Rod’s face! I really hope this show happens!
Barf, A-Rod was informed of his role in the new series and said he wants no part in it. A-Rod told Corky that he isn’t an actor, so why would he take part in such a stupid idea for a sitcom? A-Rod also said that even if he was an actor, why would Corky think that he would ever participate in a mockery of himself in which he is farted on, raped, and treated like a total loser? A-Rod noted that he is Dominican, not Mexican, and that nobody would believe that he was half Jewish and a half brother of Screech. A-Rod pointed out that Screech had a huge Jew-fro and enormous hook nose and that nobody could possibly think he looks anything like Screech. Corky replied that Screech was a terrible actor and that he was confident that A-Rod could play a new Screech and that the audience would believe that they were half brothers. Corky also said that the audience might even assume that A-Rod and Screech were gay lovers because both were giant queers. A-Rod started crying because Corky, the love of his life, was being so cruel to him. Corky got mad that A-Rod was being so annoying, so he punched A-Rod in the balls, strangled him with a diaper soaked with urine and diarrhea, and raped him!
Gary, A-Roid needs to be taught a lesson. I watched SBTB when I was younger and remember Mrs. Powers being blond and not having a hook nose. This means that Screech most likely got his Jewish looks from his never seen father. A-Rod could easily be the half brother of Screech. Even when young A-Rod always kept his hair super short. He knew he’d have a Jew Fro if he grew his hair out. I bet it would be as poofy and greasy as Screech’s! Corky should insist A Rod grow out his hair to see if he grows a mighty Jew fro. If he did this would prove he was Screech’s half brother, was Mexican and not Dominican, and Corky and Mr. Belding could then take massive dumps in it for fun. In my opinion this would be even more accurate than a DNA test!
Did anyone else tune into Netflix to watch their live boxing matches, including Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson? Corky was sitting on A-Rod’s couch with A-Rod and Mr. Belding sat on reclining chair. Corky was getting annoyed because the Netflix feed kept locking up while buffering, making the video very difficult to watch. In fact, the feed was like this for the first few hours of the boxing event until after Mike Tyson’s bout when he was being interviewed in the locker room. After speaking with a reporter, Mike Tyson turned around and Netflix exposed his bare ass for a few seconds as he walked away. Corky accused A-Rod of screwing up the entire boxing night because he had a crappy Internet but only fixing the internet connection in time to see Mike Tyson’s bare ass! When A-Rod relied that he had no control over the internet speed or Netflix’s buffering issues, Corky got mad and slapped A-Rod in the face! Corky told A-Rod that there is only one ass that A-Rod should ever look at and then pulled down his diaper so that his ass was mere inches from A-Rod’s face before unleashing a brown torrent of diarrhea right into A-Rod’s face! Mr. Belding got out of the reclining chair, opened up the closet door and took a massive dump on the floor before closing the closet door in order to show his support for Corky!
Please, I am Ugoff.
Smiddy, I watched the fight and it was horrible. I also purchased the post fight extravaganza hosted by the Spice channel. Now that wasn’t to shabby. It had “competing showers” where one could watch both Tyson and Paul taking their post fight shower. It was neck and neck in eroticism until Iron Mike took a dump in the shower and stole the title!
A Rod sounds like a total pervert, allowing his internet to be shit until the moment Netflix teased the Spice channel pay per view by allowing a peek at Mike’s iron buttcheeks! I’m sure A Rod was ready to tune into that until Corky called him out and spayed him with liquid feces. Thankfully Mr. Belding stood by his BFF and took a dump in the closet.
Corky has come up with a script for an episode of “The Whale” tv show he created. He told Mr. Belding what the idea was and Mr. Belding wrote it down since Corky doesn’t know how to write. In the episode, Corky receives a coupon for Pizza Hut in the mail and he and Mr. Belding order 10 deep dish pizzas, one for Corky and 9 for Mr. Belding. There is a ten minute scene of Mr. Belding stuffing his face with the pizza without any dialogue other than Mr. Belding and Corky chewing, belching, and farting! After devouring his pizzas, Mr. Belding and Corky walk down the hall of their apartment building until they reach A-Rod’s studio apartment. Mr. Belding then pulls down his pants, revealing he is wearing g-string underwear. Mr. Belding then backs his bare ass up against the door and starts ripping powerful and stinky farts! The farts causes such a disruptive rumbling noise that A-Rod thinks that a major earthquake is occurring. The heinous stench from the farts also make A-Rod think that a sewage pipe must have burst because of an earthquake. A-Rod then runs to open his door because he wants to leave the building. After quickly unlocking his door and opening it, A-Rod ran without looking into Mr. Belding’s bare ass. Corky accused A-Rod of sexually assaulting Mr. Belding. A-Rod replied that he didn’t even know Mr. Belding was in front of his door bare-assed and said that Belding shouldn’t have been there and that it was weird that Belding was there like that. Corky got mad and kicked A-Rod in the junk as Mr. Belding sprayed diarrhea all over A-Rod’s head! Corky then told A-Rod that if he had been wearing his Jewish yarmulke hat, his head would have been protected from Belding’s diarrhea. Corky reminded A-Rod that he’s Screech’s half brother and told him that his new name is “Screech-Rod.” Corky then viciously butt-slammed A-Rod to teach him a lesson!
I wonder what Corky is going to have happen in the other episodes of “The Whale”…
Gary, that episode sounds hilarious! I’m privy to the goings on at A Rod’s mansion and heard that this morning A Rod was woken to Mr. Belding and Corky being in his bedroom. Mr. Belding was rubbing his filthy ass all over A Rod’s head. When A Rod asked what the hell was going on Corky informed him that in order for him to be in “The Whale” he needed to grow a proper jewfro. He told A Rod Mr. Belding rubbing his bare on on his head a few times a day and ripping nasty farts on it would help stimulate the growth of hair, and insure it was curly and smelly. Just like Screech’s Jew fro. When A Rod said he highly doubted Mr. Beldings filthy ass would stimulate hair follicles, and even if it did he didn’t want some kind of “Jew fro” Corky became irate and slugged A Rod right in the dick. Mr. Belding then grunted and took a massive dump on A Rod’s head. Corky told A Rod to let the dump soak into A Rod’s scalp for 20 minutes so the Jew fro would grow faster. He threatened A Rod with a severe beating if he ruined his billion dollar TV show idea.
Barf, Corky is a genius and a creative script writer! Obviously the moisture in Mr. Belding’s nasty farts and diarrhea must have done something to curl up Screech’s uber-curly Jewfro. Corky probably also is under the mistaken belief that growing hair on your head is just like growing grass in a lawn where the more grass seed you throw down, the thicker the grass eventually grows. Corky is trying to help A-Rod grow a super-thick Jewfro. Also, if I remember correctly, there was a theory that Mr. Belding sat on Screech’s face and ripped ass so many times that his massive weight caused the angle of curvature of Screech’s hook nose to bend to an enormous arc! Corky wants Mr. Belding to sit on A-Rod’s face repeatedly while farting and going diarrhea until A-Rod also has a huge hook nose like Screech did!
Wow, you guys is definitely the rootiest, tootiest, freshest & fruitiest muthaf**kas I eva done seen.. dayumm..
I just watched a hot episode of “Seinfeld” from 1996. In it Screech became in intern for Kramers “Kramerica Industries”. Screech applied to be an unpaid bathroom attendant intern, but instead Kramer told him he had a spicier unpaid internship for him. He told Screech he wanted to dabble in the erotic and was going to be Screech’s pimp, and Screech would be a gay prostitute intern. Screech yelled Zoinks at this and Kramer yelled “giddyup”. Next thing we see Screech having buttsex with many of the cast. Uncle Leo was first and buttslammed Screech then took a dump on his head. David Puddy followed and banged Screech while wearing a leather “8 ball” jacket. Then came Newman which was pretty funny as he ate a giant box of hostess twinkies while ass railing Screech. After blowing a load he sat on Screech’s face and ripped ass. Screech did this while earning nothing, while Kramer collected hundreds of dollars as Screech’s pimp. Next came George’s Dad who punched Screech in the back of the head and ripped out chunks of his Jew fro as he buttslammed him. Kramer then told Screech he had to go to the coffee shop and Screech should work the streets while he was gone. Within minutes Screech got picked up by the police and immediate tried to rat on Kramer. Kramer found out and had “Crazy” Joe Davola take care of Screech. Crazy Joe put the kaibash on Screech then tossed him in the East River! Funny enough he was named “Screech” on Seinfeld just like SBTB. The episode ended after Screech landed in the river and as far as I’m aware he was never mentioned again.
Barf, Mr. Belding really should have made an appearance in that episode. Can you imagine Newman sitting on one side of Jerry’s couch and Mr. Belding on the other side? Then Kramer tells Screech to sit on the couch between Newman and Belding. Unbeknownst to Screech, he ends up sitting on Poppy’s pee stain on the couch cushion! When Screech realized that the seat of his thin Zubaz pants is wet, he yelps, “Zoinks!” which annoys everyone. Kramer asks Screech if he wants to hear something cool in stereo surround sound. Screech said that he did and it sounded cool. Then Newman and Belding look at each other, smirk, and then stand up and drop their pants and underwear. Newman presses his bare ass against the left side of Screech’s head and Belding presses his bare ass against the right side of Screech’s head. Newman and Beldthen each rip stinky 10-second farts which are in perfect synchronization! Screech yells “Zoinks” again as he is nearly overcome by the heinous stench and then starts dry heaving. Newman said, “Screech, this will help you breath” as he shoves his massive dong down Screech’s throat while Belding tears off Screech’s Zubaz pants and goes to town on Screech’s butthole! That would have been a fantastic episode for the queer SBTB fans who also enjoyed Seinfeld.
Last night, Corky told A-Rod about the second episode of “The Whale” which he and Mr. Belding had just written down. Corky explained that in the episode, everyone in the apartment complex uses a laundry room in the common area. People in the apartment complex have been reporting underwear missing from their laundry and they suspect someone has been stealing them, so they set up a hidden camera. The hidden camera captures Screech-Rod (A-Rod’s character), loitering hiding behind a washing machine and then opening up washers to steal dirty underwear when everyone else has left the laundry room. Corky explained that Screech-Rod can be seen on the security video rubbing Mr. Belding’s filthy and skidmark-encrusted underwear all over his face and taking huge whiffs of the associated stench while pulling down his pants to pleasure himself. Corky said that Screech-Rod is caught and beaten by the people in the apartment building and then raped. Corky also said that to get the best reaction, the underwear would really be dirty and that Screech-Rod would sniff the pee stains and doodoo stains in the underwear like a huge queer would. A-Rod relied that it was a terrible idea and that he wouldn’t stand for it. A-Rod also reminded Corky that he isn’t an actor and has tens of millions of dollars saved up, so why would Corky think A-Rod would ever even participate in something so demeaning? A-Rod then grabbed and started fondling Corky’s dong. Corky got mad and smacked A-Rod in the nose before ripping off A-Rod’s Zubaz pants and raping him!
A few days ago, Corky told A-Rod that he and Mr. Belding had arranged a tasty Thanksgiving dinner for him. A-Rod was ecstatic that the love of his life was preparing a delicious meal for him as he took this as an expression of Corky’s love and affection for him. When Thanksgiving rolled around, A-Rod went for a run outside. When he got back home, he saw that a cooked turkey had been delivered as well as eight deep dish Meat Lovers pizzas from Pizza Hut. A-Rod showered and then walked into the kitchen and grabbed a plate and started carving a hunk of turkey breast when Corky asked him what the hell he was doing. A-Rod replied that he was hungry and wanted a piece of the turkey dinner Corky had arranged. Corky said that A-Rod was an idiot and that the turkey was only for him and Mr. Belding. A-Rod said that he thought Corky was preparing a Thanksgiving meal for him. Corky said that he was and then quickly gobbled down a slice of turkey breast before standing up, pulling down his sweatpants and diaper, and then expelling a ten second stinky fart in A-Rod’s face. Corky said that he was pre-eating thr turkey so that A-Rod wouldn’t get sick in case the turkey was bad. Mr. Belding then ripped ass in A-Rod’s face as he said, “here’s some Thanksgiving pizza!” A-Rod started crying and said this wasn’t a very romantic Thanksgiving dinner. Corky then asked A-Rod if he wanted some pie. When A-Rod said he did, Mr. Belding shoved two slices of blueberry into his mouth as he ripped another wet fart in A-Rod’s face! A-Rod started whining about the abuse, causing Corky to laugh hysterically before punching A-Rod in the balls and then ass-raping him!!!
Gary, A Rod as usual is a real asshole. Just imagine the thought and preparation Corky and Mr. Belding had gone through to ensure A Rod had a relaxing Thanksgiving. They did the hard part of getting the food, and eating it. All A Rod had to do was open his mouth and breathe in the Thanksgiving delicacies Corky and Mr. Belding made him. How isn’t that super romantic? If Corky pressing his bare bubble butt to A Rod’s face and ripping digested Turkey particles into A Rod’s mouth isn’t romantic I don’t know what is!
Last night, Corky was watching some old episodes of Saturday Night Live on Peacock. For the most part, Corky thought that the episodes were not very funny, but they gave him an idea. Corky ran up to A-Rod’s bedroom, opened the door, shut it behind him. Corky then proceeded to rip a 5-second wet fart which sounded gross and smelly nasty. A-Rod said, “Dammit Corky! Did you just come up here to fart???” Corky replied that he had a brilliant idea and that his fart was because he ran up the stairs and told A-Rod he was a jerk for saying anything about it. Corky then told A-Rod that he should have a comedy show where different people come on each week to act out scenes. A-Rod replied that a variety show would help his image and might give him the push he needs to get into the Hall of Fame. Corky relied that he didn’t care about that, but his idea would make a lot of money and that Corky would make money as the head writer of the show. A-Rod scoffed at the suggestion and asked Corky whether he was going to be writing scripts with crayons. Corky looked angry and was about to pummel A-Rod until A-Rod asked for more details. Corky explained that in each episode, a different guest star would host. Corky said that all of the scenes take place in a pizza restaurant and that A-Rod would be a waiter who screws up everyone’s order and that customers would get mad and fart and belch in A-Rod’s face. A-Rod said it sounds more like a sitcom than a variety show and then Corky slapped him in the face and said he wasn’t done talking. Corky continued that Mr. Belding would be a regular on the show and would always be chowing down on deep dish pizza while drinking Moutain Dew directly from a pitcher. Corky also said that that episodes would be filmed live and that there would be a studio audience. Corky said that the show would make a lot of money advertising for pizza restaurants and for soda companies and that people would think the show was really funny. A-Rod replied that it was a horrible idea and that he didn’t think that a live studio audience would laugh while in a studio which reeked of the stench of stinky anuses. A-Rod then said that he didn’t know why he even tried to have intelligent conversations with Corky anymore. Corky got mad and kicked A-Rod in the balls before ass-raping him to teach him a lesson!
Last week Corky and Mr. Belding woke A Rod up two days in a row. The first day Mr. Belding pulled down his pants and ripped a nasty wet fart in A Rod’s face as he slept. When he woke up his face was covered in dookie juice and as he began yelling Corky snapped his picture with his iPhone. The next day Corky jerked off and jizzed all over A Rod’s face. When A Rod woke up and began screaming at Corky Mr. Belding snapped a picture then they ran away. This past weekend A Rod was driving Corky and Mr. Belding to Taco Bell when they stopped in traffic near a dentists office. Outside the office was an LED billboard that kept changing the Ad. All of a sudden Corky began laughing and pointed at the billboard. A Rod looked in time to see he was on the billboard with an angry look on his face, covered in fecal particles, while his teeth were all yellow and black. The next picture wasn’t any better and showed him coated with jizz, again with an angry face, and horrible looking teeth. In that one there was a bubble and he was yelling “Zoinks!” Then came another picture and it was A Rod with a massive Jew fro, and a hideous smile, below it it said “Don’t be a Screech-Rod, come get your teeth cleaned and brightened today!” Corky and Mr. Belding couldn’t stop laughing and Corky told A Rod they had made $500 just for taking a few stupid pictures of A Rod. Mr. Belding laughed so hard he ripped a 8 second fart that steamed up the windows. A Rod began crying and said he would never trust Corky again. At this Corky smacked A Rod in the face and said he better get driving to Taco Bell before Corky got really mad. A Rod then drove as he cried while other drivers beeped their horns, tossed garbage, and screamed at “Screech-Rod”!
Corky may be legally retarded, but he’s a creative genius! His tv show ideas are all home runs - everyone young and old would tune in to watch people rip ass and belch into A-Rod’s face on a weekly tv show filmed live. If this show aired on a channel up against NBC’s SNL, it would put SNL out of business!
Barf, Corky also was smart to make money off humiliating A-Rod for that dentist advertisement. Why does A-Rod always try to stand on the way of Corky’s brilliant money-making schemes? A-Rod is obviously a jealous jerk who can’t stand to see Corky making money as a successful marketer!
Corky has decided to become a movie producer. A few days ago, Corky watched a documentary on the 2004 tsunami in the Indian Ocean which killed more than 200,000 people. After watching the documentary with his best buddy, Mr. Belding, Corky ran to A-Rod’s bedroom where A-Rod was taking a nap and farted in A-Rod’s face to wake him up. Corky then told A-Rod that he needed some money because he wanted to film a sequel to the tsunami from 20 years ago. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and printed out that the 2004 tsunami was a real event, not a mere Hollywood movie. A-Rod also said that he wasn’t going to give Corky millions of dollars to film a stupid movie. Corky replied that he only needed about $200 and that he knew how to make a great movie. When A-Rod heard the price, he decided to just give the $200 to Corky. Corky thanked him and asked A-Rod to meet he and Mr. Belding at the pool in A-Rod’s backyard later that day. A-Rod went back to skew and woke up a few hours later and walked to his backyard where he saw a table full of empty Pizza Hut pizza boxes as well as several empty 2-liters of Mountain Dew. Corky told A-Rod he was about ready to film and that he decided to let A-Rod play a role in the movie. Corky then told A-Rod to put on a swimsuit and get in the pool. A-Rod was happy that he was going to have a major role in Corky’s film as he knew that Corky must really respect him. After A-Rod got in the pool, Mr. Belding got in the other end of the pool. Corky then said he was going to start filming. All of a sudden, Mr. Belding took off his swim trunks and was completely naked in the pool. A-Rod asked what was going on when Mr. Belding suddenly clenched his fists and then ripped a powerful 15-second fart which created a huge wave of brown doodoo water which started heading in the direction of where A-Rod was standing in the pool. A-Rod uttered, “Zoinks!” as the brown wave crashed over him and then struggled to get out of the pool. A-Rod started coughing because he accidentally swallowed some of the disease-ridden water. Corky said, “we need to save the tsunami victim. Resuscitate him!” A-Rod was afraid that Mr. Belding was going to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation until Mr. Belding squatted down over him with his bare ass on A-Rod’s face and proceeded to give A-Rod ass-to-mouth resuscitation! A-Rod immediately barged and Corky yelled “Cut!” and said that A-Rod was ruining his movie. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to teach his a lesson!
Gary, I believe A Rod has developed Downs Syndrome, as he seems to be getting dumber every day. Comparatively Corky gets more intelligent. Corky is a true entrepreneur who is constantly coming up with new ideas to make money. Some of them aren’t great, but some are amazing. No matter what Corky never gives up. Hollywood would have spent countless millions shooting a tsunami scene. Corky did it for $200 worth of pizza and Mountain Dew! People would flock to that movie to see the amazing effects, and to watch Mr. Belding reviving victims with his anus! Why does A Rod keep thinking Corky respects him? A Rod is a loser who needed steroids to be good at baseball. He likely won’t make the hall of fame during his initial candidacy and was tricked by an old man out of a basketball team he wanted to own. (For scandalous reasons pertaining to access to the team locker room and bathrooms.) Many people have long forgotten Corky brand diapers, which just a few years ago were selling nearly $500M per year! If Corky hadn’t grown bored, and forgotten about them, they’d still be going strong! Now Corky has pivoted to film and tv and most of his ideas are outstanding. I for one home the Tsunami movie gets made, as does the Whale TV show. I have heard some underground rumblings that Corky and Mr. Belding are writing a Christmas movie, as they have realized they can be potential gold mines, with merchandise and lots of airplay every season. Mr. Belding of course will be playing Santa, and A Rod’s role is up in the air. He will either be a loser Elf that Santa has to fart on regularly. Or he will play “Screech Rod” who will be a regular loser who constantly writes to Santa asking for farts and other weird gifts even though he’s 50 years old. I can’t wait to report further details when the script is done!
Barf, Corky may be legally retarded, but his business-related instincts are brilliant. He started that diaper company and then forgot it ever existed! If I remember correctly, he came up with a diaper line which holds 50% more doodie than Huggies!
Corky should produce a series of disaster-themed movies. After his tsunami movie, he could do one paying homage to the acid rain hysteria pushed by the environmentalists weirdos in the 1980s - in his acid rain movie, A-Rod would be relaxing on a lounge chair by his pool when all of a sudden, he gets soaked by yellow “rain” coming from the sky. The source of the yellow “rain” would be a very dehydrated Mr. Belding who is pissing on A-Rod from a balcony on the second story of A-Rod’s mansion!
Last night, Corky and Mr. Belding went to the movie theater and then ate at a Pizza Hut while A-Rod stayed at home by himself eating a vegetarian meal while watching Sports Center on ESPN. Suddenly the phone rang abd A-Rod looked at the caller ID and realized it was Corky. A-Rod was so happy because he assumed that Corky was calling to tell him he missed A-Rod and loved him. However, instead of Corky telling him he missed and love him, Corky instead ripped ass in the phone! Corky and Mr. Belding did this several more times, farting and belching into their phones when A-Rod answered. When Corky and Mr. Belding got back home that night, A-Rod whined about how immature and rude it was. Corky got mad while listening to A-Rod bitch and complain, so he punched A-Rod in the balls! As A-Rod doubled over in pain, Mr. Belding ripped a heinous 15-second pepperoni fart in A-Rod’s face and then Corky gave A-Rod rough anal to teach him a lesson!
Ah... another lazy sunday afternoon.. where corky and belding will as usual spend it getting jacked-up on jesus juice and eating frosted fortune cookies that are filled with fried feces from fresno and then fucking the whole rest of the sweet afternoon away.. : )
Today Mr. Belding and Corky worked on their Christmas movie. When done Corky ran to see A Rod who was watching football in his den. Corky burst unto the room and told A Rod he was going to be thrilled as they had decided to make A Rod a very important character in their Christmas movie. A Rod swooned in delight thinking Corky had written a sweet Hallmark Christmas movie that would have them become lovers while celebrating Christmas. His dreams were quickly crushed when Corky told A Rod he’d be playing “Screech Rod”, the same character he played in their TV version of “The Whale”. He then said Mr. Belding would play Santa and he’d be playing the head elf. He then told A Rod his character would be writing hundreds of letters to Santa each week, and each of the letters would beg Santa for things like farts, and other deranged things, but most of it would be fart related. He told A Rod these non stop letters would really bum Santa out and he’d begin to lose his Christmas spirit. Mrs. Claus (played by Sydney Sweeney) would come talk to Corky and tell him someone needed to stop Screech Rod or Christmas would be ruined. Corky would then fly on Santa’s Sleigh to Miami where he’d find Screech Rod’s crappy apartment. He’d kick in the door and find Screech Rod sitting in soiled underpants while writing another deranged letter to Santa. Corky would then pummel Screech Rod and rip many nasty farts in his face, before buttslamming him unmercifully. In the end Screech Rod would agree to never write Santa again, and Corky would fly back to the North Pole having saved Christmas. When Santa heard the news he’d stuff his face with deep dish pizza and belch and fart before he and Corky flew off in his Sleigh to deliver toys all over the world. A Rod just looked at Corky and told him he wanted no part in a movie that portrayed him as a deranged weirdo that ruined Christmas. Corky proceeded to say it was just acting and that he and Mr. Belding had to act also by eating pizza and flying around. A Rod began crying at this and said he always got the worst roles in Corky’s movies and shows and he felt Corky didn’t love him. At this Corky got really annoyed and shoed A Rod up the ass, then farted in his face, before ripping off his Yankees uniform. In the end A Rod signed on for the movie at a salary of $4.00. I really hope it gets out in time for Christmas!
Barf, A-Rod is so ungrateful to Corky! Corky is a rising writing talent within Hollywood circles and most people would love to be cast in one of Corky’s projects, but all A-Rod does is whine about it. Corky and Mr. Belding had to eat a lot of pizza which would be too much for most people - A-Rod would probably throw up and need to get his stomach pumped if he tried to eat as much pizza as the script called for Mr. Belding to eat, but Mr. Belding didn’t whine about it. Also, there is a certain element of danger to flying around in a sleigh, but Mr. Belding didn’t complain about it. Hell, even putting on a Santa costume and wearing a fake beard is difficult for someone as fat as Mr. Belding, but he had no complaints because he’s a true professional. All A-Rod really had to do was sit there while Mr. Belding ripped farts in his face - Mr. Belding is doing all of the acting work in those scenes, not A-Rod! Corky knows what the people want to see. Nobody would want to watch a movie where Corky and A-Rod lay down and cuddle - fans would rather watch scenes of A-Rod receiving massive stinky farts in his face.
I live next to Alex Rodriguez and have grown used to hearing insanely loud belches, farts, and buttslamming. Today was even more absurd. I guess they are filming that movie and a crew of what looked like college kids showed up early this morning. I watched and saw Mr. Belding in a Santa suit sans pants. He was belching up a storm while eating a massive piece of deep dish pepperoni pizza. At one point he wandered to the side of the house and took a massive dump in a bush. During this they were also filming in A Rod’s garage. They had tuned a stalk into “Santa’s Workshop”, and another into Screech Rod’s apartment. Corky was directing A Rod who looked a lot like Lee Harvey Oswald wearing just shit stained underpants while sitting at a crappy desk writing letters to Santa. Then they shot some scenes at “Santa’s Workshop” which seemed to mainly involve Corky and Mr. Belding in their roles as Santa and his elf gobbling up pizza and Mountian Dew, while farting and belching. This was interspersed by them reading letters from “Screech Rod” that all involved him asking Santa for jars of farts, or for Santa to fart in his face. At one point Mrs. Claus came in to bring some additional pizza. She looked like an old stripper and was definitely not Sydney Sweeney. She told Santa to make sure he took his acid reflux medication, and this annoyed Santa who ripped a nice fart her way. She then left and they cut for the day. So far I have to say this is one of the dumbest Christmas movies ever. Corky and Mr. Belding are top notch actors, but A Rod ruins everything. I’ll report back if they keep shooting tomorrow.
Angry Neighbor, I was reading “The Hollywood Reporter” the other day and saw that they filmed a dream sequence scene. In the scene, Screech-Rod is sleeping in his crappy apartment when he dreams that he is a Santa Clause at a mall and Corky and Mr. Belding are in a long line to sit on his lap. Corky goes first and had been waiting in line for so long that his diaper was filled to the brim with urine and diarrhea. When Corky sat down, some piss and dookie juice squirted out of his diaper onto Screech-Rod’s lap, causing Screech-Rod to utter, “Zoinks.” Screech-Rod’s Santa then asked Corky what he wanted for Cristmas and Corky leaned to the side of Santa’s lap and ripped a fart which quickly wafted up in the direction of Santa’s nose, causing Screech-Rod to gag for fresh air! Corky then said that he wanted a big box of porn as well as lots of toys and candy. Corky then got off Screech-Rod’s lap. Mr. Belding then waddled over to Screech-Rod’s Santa and plopped down his 500lb frame onto Screech-Rod’s leg, causing Screech-Rod to yelp in pain. Screech-Rod asked Mr. Belding what he wanted for Christmas then Mr. Belding turned his head and unleashed an epic 10-second 100dB belch into Screech-Rod’s face! Mr. Belding had forgotten to brush his teeth for the past week, so his breath was extremely stinky, causing Screech-Rod to dry heave! Mr. Belding then said he wanted to receive 10 deep dish pizzas a day and an unlimited supply of 4-liter Mountain Dew. When Screech-Rod pointed out that nobody makes 4-liter bottles of Mountain Dew, Mr. Belding got angry and ripped a 15-second fart! Corky then told Screech-Rod he was a terrible Santa before raping Screech-Rod! This scene went on for a few more minutes until Screech-Rod woke up from his dream and discovered that his bed with soaked in urine, semen, and diarrhea. It was a weird scene to include in a Christmas-themed movie
I saw a preview clip for Corky’s Christmas movie yesterday. It included a long clip of A-Rod’s dream sequence scene where A-Rod was dreaming that he was dressed up as Santa at a mall and grown adults kept coming up to him to sit on his lap and tell him what they wanted. A-Rod kept asking each person what they wanted for Christmas and then he received certain discourtesies from each person! The clip included Corky ripping ass in A-Rod’s face and Mr. Belding unleashed an epic stinky belch in A-Rod’s face. Another adult male sneezed in A-Rod’s face when A-Rod asked him what he wanted. A different guy flicked boogers in A-Rod’s face and someone else barfed on A-Rod’s face. I also saw another man jerk off into A-Rod’s Santa beard! I’m amazed that A-Rod allowed himself to be degraded like this just in a pathetic attempt to show Corky how much he loves him.
Smiddy, it is amazing how clips of the movie are spreading like wildfire! Corky truly is a genius. Today they show a heartwarming scene. In it a teenaged Screech Rod visits Santa at a local mall as he still believes in Santa and wants some burritos and Taco Bell coupons for Christmas. When he gets his turn he sit on Santa’s lap. When Santa asks him what he wants for Christmas he begins talking about burritos, when all of a sudden Santa rips a huge fart. When the mighty stench hits Screech Rod he falls off Santa’s lap and begins convulsing while jizzing his pants. Then we come back to the present where we see Screech Rod in his crappy apartment sitting at his kitchen table writing letter after letter to Santa begging for farts, and claiming he’s been a “good boy”. I have to say it was very well done scene, and really explains the genesis of Screech Rod’s insanity and current behavior. I’m very excited to see how things progress!
I saw a music video released for Corky’s new movie today. It is a remake of the classic “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” It start out with A-Rod handcuffed to a chair in the middle of the room and then the camera pans back to show that there is a chorus standing on bleachers behind him. The song starts out, “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me one great big loogey” and then Corky spits in A-Rod’s face! Then they got to the second verse which was, “On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two overflowing diapers” as Corky fires two dirty diapers at A-Rod’s face and then the first verse is repeated as Corky spits in A-Rod’s face again! Then they got to the third day which was “three heinous farts” as Corky, Mr. Belding, and AC Slater each ripped ass in A-Rod’s face and then the first two verses repeated! Then they got to verse four which was “four epic belches” which were released into A-Rod’s face, followed by the fifth verse which was “five diarrhea” sprays! I didn’t see the rest of the video, but I bet it rocks! I’m sure it will hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart!!
Anus Goblin, it would be cool if one of the verses in Corky’s song involved like “seven sweaty armpits” as smelly homeless men who haven’t showered in a month are shown rubbing their smelly armpits in A-Rod’s face.
Hey gang, I managed to watch the entire music video for Corky’s version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” last night on the Spice Channel. I have to say that Corky’s music video is spank-tactic!
The verses are:
“One great big loogey”
“Two overflowing diapers”
“Three heinous farts”
“Four epic belches”
“Five diarrhea sprays”
“Six loads-a-losing’”
“Seven stinky buttholes”
“Eight anal tongue-baths”
“Nine clogged toilets”
“Ten sweaty armpits”
“Eleven loads of HIV juice” and
“Twelve diaper strangulations”
In the music, A-Rod is shown to be on the receiving end of the abuse corresponding to each verse! Corky is truly a creative genius!!
Corky’s Christmas movie continues on. I’ve heard there is a real battle between a few networks to purchase it. In the last few days I’ve seen some amazing scenes. I saw a scene where Corky and Santa are hanging out at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus brings a few deep dish pizza’s and some Mountain Dew 4 liters, but Santa says Screech Rod’s letters have taken away his appetite. This really upsets Corky elf who heads to Santa’s Sleigh and flies off to Miami where he crashes the sleigh through Screech Rod’s front door. We then see a disheveled Screech Rod sitting at a crummy kitchen table sniffing out of a big jar labeled “farts” while also writing more letters to Santa, even more deranged than normal. Screech Rod yelled “Hey” when Corky crashed through the front door, and Corky knocked the jar of farts to the ground, then began pummeling Screech Rod. As he did this Rudolph took a big dump in Screech Rod bed. Corky warned Screech Rod to never write another letter, then buttslammed him while some old time Christmas music played. Screech Rod began moaning as he was being buttslammed and said it was his right to ask Santa for farts. Corky Elf then jizzed on Screech Rod before breaking a lamp over his head and leaving him laying in a pile of jizz, piss, blood, and dookie. Corky then got back on Santa’s sleigh and flew back to the North Pole.
There was an article in The Hollywood Reporter today about Corky’s Christmas movie. Apparently Corky inserted a 15-minute “jerk off intermission” in the middle of his movie. I’ve never heard of such a thing, but the idea is that anyone watching the movie at home is supposed to pleasure him- or her-self during this intermission break. There is a scene split-screen displayed during the jerk-off intermission and Screech-Rod is being violated in each of the split-screens. In each lf the split-screens, Corky is forcefully butt-slamming Screech-Rod! In one of them, Corky is strangling Screech-Rod with a diaper while raping him. In another, Mr. Belding’s ass is inches away from Screech-Rod’s face and Belding is ripping a loud 15-second fart as Corky pounds away. In a third split-screen, Mr. Belding is rubbing his stinky and sweaty armpit in Screech-Rod’s face as Screech-Rod struggles to breathe while Corky really gives it to Screech-Rod, right in the ass! Corky is revolutionizing the way movies are made by including this jerk-off intermission and he deserves an Oscar!
I was at a Ross store over the weekend and I went down an ornament aisle. I was shocked to see an A-Rod ornament. It showed A-Rod with a deranged look on his face as he appears to be sniffing a large pair of tightly-whitey underwear which had a brown doodoo stain on the back and yellow pee stain in the front! There was a tag on the ornament which read, “Corky Industries, Inc.” and I saw that the price was $1.99. This Christmas ornament certainly seems to be blasphemous, although I did see a few kids looking at the ornament and laughing at what a homo they thought A-Rod was. Is this ornament related to Corky’s new movie??
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