A-Rod took Corky grocery shopping the other day and Corky found a box for the delicious Cinnamon Toast Cruch Chocolate Churros. When Corky saw the box, he noticed that the cartoon churros on the box behave the same way around cereal that A-Rod does around male asses! Corky said that A-Rod gets the same look of pleasure in his eyes when he looks at Corky's bubble butt as the top churro on the back of the box does! Corky also said that A-Rod also behaves just the bottom churro on the back of the box which is sticking its tongue out to lick the cereal - Corky said that A-Rod does the same thing when he tongues Corky's anus! Corky then threw A-Rod a beating for modeling for cereal boxes without Corky's permission!
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That cereal looks kinda like cat turds, & it really turns me on.. but back to the ass-licking part - It's pretty common knowledge that the act of A-Rod putting his nigger lips up to Corky's purple puckered patootie and then tenderly tounging his sweet pink anus is like the very glue that's holding their tenuous relationship together right now - It's a way for both of them to de-stress and temporarily forget about the pressures of the outside world & all their rabid fans - "a time for us..", as they so quaintly put it.. and it's all good and fine.. until Corky inevitably experiences post-ejaculation letdown, the feelings of insane jealousy come creeping back in, and the Corkster is forced to throw A-Rod yet another savage beatdown.
To the person who made that comment above - you are a disgusting & vile piece of trash.
Thanks! and you're a steaming pile of putrid pigshit.. Yum!
Those churros look totally deranged! First of all, why would churros cannibalize other churros just because they are a different flavor? Also, why the look of total deranged ecstasy? Corky is correct that it is very like A Rod and his love for farts and feces. He was right for tossing A Rod that beating as it’s quite obvious the entire box was designed based off of A Rod’s deranged sexual proclivities.
Hello all friendly peoples! It is I, Jan Lewan, famous polka king! I saw sad building collapse, and tonight to raise money (not to steal) I have concert at Palm Beach Burger King dumpster area! Short notice best we do. Prime seating for homosexuals available in dumpster VIP area available. It include a spot in dumpster, some lube, and a Jan Lewan t shirt. Best deal ever! We will party down and have “Screechy” personator to provide entertain with massive Fro and colored pants. So come do good deed and have man action while enjoy some polka music. Your anus will thank!
Pops those are some world class churros! I represent those ‘churros’ as part of my PR firm and I will let you into a little secret…it was a still from the ’ sbtb “what’s the problem” episode where he loses the crown.
There was a scene where Mr B had went dookie in the students toilet and it was so prolific that what you see in the bowl of the cereal carton is exactly as it looked in the porcelain. Screech had come into the cubicle to look and immediately jizzed and got his tongue around the nearest turd - which is what you can see in the churro image, the others one were Milton looking on with a boner and the churro with the amazed open eyes at the back was Milo the janitor!
I simply took the negatives and drew some cereal over the top of each character. Cool trick, right? 1995 was such a crazy year for me, so many fruity celebrities, with sbtb the rowdiest of them all
I want to shit in LeBron James’s mouth. That un educated douche would love the taste of my amazing, protein filled, feces.
My buddy who works at the Peacock Network told me about another episode for the second season of the reboot which has apparently been filmed already. In it, A-Rod surprised Corky by telling him he wanted to take him to a zoo while they were on the moon. Corky was so happy as he loves going to the zoo! Corky released so much dookie into his space suit that he had to change it. A-Rod then took him to the galley of the space station and showed him his collection of “pet rocks” he had found on the moon. They each had names such as “Pete,” “Phil,” “Sharpy,” “Jon,” and one was named “Corkster” after Corky. When Corky saw this, he asked if this was a joke and where the real zoo was. Corky also said he wanted to see some lions and elephants. Corky also said he thought that the zoo would have animals A-Rod captured on the moon. A-Rod replied that there is no oxygen in the extremely light atmosphere on the moon and that nothing lives there except the ISS crew. He also said that he considers the space rocks to be pets and thought Corky would appreciate them. Corky was livid by this time and picked up a couple of the rocks and smashed them over A-Rod’s head! Corky then slugged A-Rod in the gut as he flew into a ‘tard rage! Corky then proceeded to yank down A-Rod’s pants and raped him while Mr. Belding drank a 3-liter of Mountain Dew and expelled a 12-second belch to cheer on Corky!!!
Gary, Corky was right to beat the shit out of A Rod for that nonsense. He knows how much Corky likes Zoo’s. Why would Corky like some stupid pet rocks? And why would A Rod think some Pet Rocks made a “Zoo”? I loved that Corky bashed A Rod over the head with his “pets” then taught him a lesson while his best buddy in the universe cheered him on. A Rod as “Dingle” may be dumber then Screech ever was!
A couple days Corky and Mr. Belding were having an epic belching contest when Corky realized that he and Mr. Belding could use their belching skills to help mankind! Corky ran to A-Rod and told him to contact the Yankees organization and set up a belch-a-thon for charity where people could call in and make donations to charity while watching he and Mr. Belding duel in a belch-off! A-Rod asked what the charity would be and Corky replied that he hadn’t decided yet. A-Rod replied that Mr. Belding would probably use the donations to buy junk food and gay porn for himself. When Corky heard this, he yelled “how dare you say that about my best friend!!!” Corky then smacked A-Rod in the face and then kicked him up the ass! Corky then viciously beat A-Rod and raped him as usual!!
I was in a bathroom at a Costco in New Jersey when something odd happened. I was using the handicapped stall as I was taking a dump and like having space to spread out. All of a sudden this guy, who looked a like like Bruce Springsteen, popped his head under the stall and asked if he could join me. Before I could say no he had dropped his pants and taken over half the seat. As he let loose a bunch of diarrhea he belted out Born In The USA which made me feel very patriotic. He then asked if he could play “stick shift” with my dong, and how could I pass that up? He began making car noises while “shifting” my cock into various gears. I’m no homo but he was a pro at that. He quickly had me ejaculating all over the place. He then ate out my filthy asshole while moaning in delight. After cleaning me up he said my filthy butthole gave him the inspiration for a new song! I can’t be sure it was actually Bruce, but that rendition of Born in the USA sure sounded like him, or a street hobo who has smoked 4 packs a day for the last 30 years! Man I hope it was Bruce!
Willie, what a great encounter! As a straight man myself, I have to say that that stick shift game sounds pretty hot!
Was this as the Costco in Cherry Hill? I saw him at a DollarTree in Cherry Hill recently - he was buying some of the 2-for-$1 birthday cards and some inferior sandpaper-like toilet paper. I also caught him staring at the crotches abs asses of several young men who were shopping there that day.
Ass Breath, it was the Costco in Cherry Hill! That you also spotted him makes me think it definitely was “The Boss” who I encountered! The stick shift game was new to me, I’d never even heard of it before. Bruce would make car engine noises and then would shift my cock while pressing an invisible clutch and gas pedal with his feet. Sometimes he’d pretend he’d done a burnout and make squealing tire noises. It was all pretty erotic. I’m just surprised for as much money as that guys worth he hangs out in the bathroom at Costco leering at dudes and crawling around on the floor accosting people taking dumps.
Willie, one of my buddies ran into Bruce Springsteen in a changing room at a Macy’s. The Boss pulled down my buddy’s pants and underwear and then head butted him in the ass! My buddy thought it was really strange. Then Bruce Springsteen said “oopsie, there’s been a crash!” (Apparently in reference to his head knocking into my buddy’s ass.) He additionally said, “I’d better bring out of the jaws of life!” Then Bruce spread my buddy’s ass cheeks and started tonguing his anus! My buddy isn’t gay, but he said that the Boss kicked his asshole like a champion, and then he jizzed all over the carpet in the changing room. My buddy said that the Boss then left the changing room and snuck into another one where he sucked off some random dude. Weird…
Strange, but I remember once fishing for catfish at the Chicago river and after casting my rod, seeing a bare anus float to the surface. It was obviously a dude farting and spewing diarrhoea as he emerged and he sure looked like Bruce. He then went to a group of dudes on the river bank, going down on his knees and smelling their asses whilst singing ‘down by the river’ and jizzing his pants.
I dismissed it then, however I know think it was him too! This was around 2003 -2004. He also headed into a Costco as well as I drove out
I want Bruce to piss in my mouth just he did to the flag on that legendary album cover.
You're sick.
Over the weekend, Corky and A-Rod had a dinner date at A-Rod’s house which was catered by Taco Bell. A-Rod told Corky that he was looking forward to watching the Olympics and Corky replied that he had been an Olympian himself. A-Rod replied that the Special Olympics didn’t count and he was referring to looking forward to the real Olympics. When Corky heard A-Rod’s rude comment, he got really angry and was about to kick A-Rod’s ass until A-Rod suddenly offered him some candy cigarettes and Corky forgot that he was mad at A-Rod. Corky then mentioned that he watched an Olympic trials and the athletes in it reminded him of A-Rod. A-Rod felt good to be compared to world-class athletes and asked Corky if the event was the US baseball Olympic team, but Corky said it wasn’t. Then A-Rod asked if the athletes were swimmers or wrestlers, but Corky again said no. Corky said that it was athletes on a track. A-Rod asked if Corky thought that the sprinters or distances runners looked like him. Again, Corky said they did not. Corky then said that race walkers reminded him of A-Rod because they looked like a bunch of faggots! A-Rod’s eyes welled up with tears as he was about to cry when Corky got angry at A-Rod’s pathetic display of wimpiness. Corky when slapped A-Rod around before ass-raping him to teach him to be a man!
I wanna fuck corkey in his asshole until I pull out & shoot a thick ropey load of my creamy nut-butter all over his mongo face and then make him lick the streaks of peanuts & shit off of my rock-hard fuck-stick afterwards.
You guys are the coolest big-city bad boy bitchass buttfucks that I've ever known and I would very much like to fuck each and every one of you in your asshole & then to spray my warm, watery,sweet corn kernel-infested diarrhea all over your head and hair.
Last night Corky told A-Rod that he missed Screech and enjoyed it when Screech would sniff his ass with his hook nose. Corky also said that he couldn’t believe that Screech died three years ago already. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and said that Screech died five months ago, not three years ago. Corky got angry and told A-Rod to shut up! Corky then told A-Rod that he needed to grow a hook nose. A-Rod relied that hook noses were genetic and that he could not simply grow a hook in his nose. Corky got so angry that he pinched A-Rod right in the nose, busting A-Rod’s nose. Corky said “there’s your hook!” Corky then ass-raped A-Rod before watching cartoons and having a belching contest with Mr. Belding as A-Rod lay in a bloody crumpled heap on the floor! Corky sure taught A-Rod a lesson!!
El Stinkmeister, I love that Corky demanded A Rod “grow” a hook nose! As usual A Rod decided to antagonize Corky by both correcting him in how long it’s been since Screech passed away, and that one can’t grow a hook nose. To please his studly lover A Rod should have kept his yap shut and looked into having plastic surgery to get a hook nose implant! Imagine how excited Corky would have been to see that A Rod did grow a hook nose, just to please him? Instead A Rod triggered another beating, and will likely batter A Rod’s nose until it does become a hook nose. I have heard that Kevin the Robot is now living in A Rod’s house with Mr. B and Corky, and after Corky pummeled A Rod Kevin rolled into the room and grabbed A Rod’s nose with his claw and gave him some electrical shocks. A Rod is headed towards becoming the new “Screech” whether he likes it or not!
Last night Corky told A-Rod about a great idea for cereal he had thought up while watching cartoons. The name of the cereal is “Corky-o’s” and includes cereal pieces which look like Corky’s head and also includes pieces of candy which look like overflowing diapers, yellow pee stained jock straps, Corky’s massive dong, Mr. Belding, and A-Rod’s mouth while eating doodoo. Corky said that every kid will want this cereal and that A-Rod needs to pay to get this cereal in supermarkets. Corky said that they could make a lot of money if they sell this cereal for $20/box. A-Rod replied that it was another stupid idea and asked Corky why there is candy mixed in with cereal pieces. A-Rod also pointed out that the cereal didn’t seem very healthy and that the only people who would buy it would be big tubbos like Mr. Belding! He also asked why anyone would want to eat pieces of candy shaped like overflowing diapers or pee-stained jock straps. A-Rod also mentioned that nobody is going to pay $20 for single box of cereal. Finally, A-Rod asked why there were pieces of his likeness eating dookie. Corky was really upset that A-Rod wasn’t interested in his idea, so he cracked A-Rod in the head with a fire extinguisher and then ass-raped him on teach him a lesson!!!
My buddy at the Peacock Network sent me a cache of episode scripts for the second season of the Saved By The Bell reboot series. Apparently there is an episode in which Kevin the Robot is beamed up to the moon via a laser. I guess that the writers forgot to include Kevin in previous episodes and didn’t have any other way to get him to the moon, so they created a laser to transport Kevin. It doesn’t make any sense as to why the International Space Station is even needed if the technology exists to transport an object from earth to the moon via a laser!
Anyhow, A-Rod tells Corky he loves him and then starts skipping around like a gigantic faggot on the surface of the moon until all of a sudden Kevin rolls out from behind a space rock. Kevin then starts raping A-Rod with his meta cock and drains his oil into A-Rod’s anus! Corky and Mr. Belding cheered on Kevin. Afterwards, they al got into a monorail which they used to travel to a Pizza Hut on the planet mars!! It is unclear how they took a monorail 200 million miles from the moon to mars!!
Gary, that episode is so damn erotic. The writers have 0 concept of space, or how space travel works. But damn are they good at writing insanely homoerotic twists and turns! Does anyone know when the first episode will drop? All these teasers has my cock at full mast! I love that Kevin is making a return, and is now obsessed with tormenting the “new” Screech, A Rod!
How com they ain’t no black men on the moon rapin A Rod?! Mmmmhhhh! I thought so! Bunch a racist crackers and a racist robot on the moon. Once again keepin the black man from doin stuff! Mmmhhhh!
Maxine Waters, when Corky was in his ‘tard grade school, there was a black kid who stole Corky’s bicycle- it was a nice bike with training wheels on it so Corky wouldn’t fall off. That kid also stole some baseball cards from Corky. So Corky will never allow any blacks near A-Rod’s anus!
Maxine, well how come Milo the janitor was seen leering at a rod behind some trash cans in the episode then?!
A couple days ago, Corky ran into the kitchen and told A-Rod he had just been watching tv and said he was a member of Generation X. Corky then asked A-Rod if he knew what generation he was in. A-Rod said that he was also in Generation X. Corky yelled at A-Rod and called him an idiot and slapped him in the face! Corky told A-Rod that he was a member of the “Pepsi Generation” and that A-Rod would know this if he wasn’t so stupid! A-Rod told Corky that Corky was the idiot, not him! A-Rod also said that the “Pepsi Generation” was just a marketing ploy to sell Pepsi soda. Corky got mad and said that he didn’t even like Pepsi and instead drank Mountain Dew! Corky then punched A-Rod in the balls and kicked him up the ass! Corky then pulled off A-Rod’s Yankees uniform pants and started ass-raping A-Rod!!! Corky really taught A-Rod a lesson!!
Mmmmmhhhh! Nothin but racist trash in here from a bunch of honky’s! Fart Goblin, that little black boy needed that bike more then that retard Corky did. Corky was flauntin that bike and the symbol of black oppression it represents. That black boy liberated that bike, as well as those baseball cards. Mmmmhhh. Anon, there is no mention of Milo in that recap you jive talkin turkey! The only time that white supremicist show showed Milo he was smokin crack and bein portrayed like a hoodlum. Shootin dice, and drinking Nighttrain malt liquor. He belongs on the moon showing how black people invented space travel and had it stole by white devils!
Maxine Watuhs, you iz one crazy-ass bitch, but I luv u for it and wanna pound that dark-meat salt-and-pepper pussy of yours 'till the cows come home and also drill that dusky old ass too and then spooge all over your big black buns. "I have a dream.."
Today I saw a teaser promo for the first episode of season 2 of the reboot. It started with a closeup of Corky pounding A Rod’s butthole on the moon, while Mr. Belding lay feet away on a beach chair getting a suntan! Mr. B was guzzling Mountain Dew and gobbling up a garbage bag full of Raisinettes. He cheered on Corky with some massive belches, then left a huge 13 second fart. The fart created a brown cloud that hovered over the moons surface. What was odd was A Rod was wearing a space suit, but Corky and Mr. B weren’t. With Corky wearing shorts, and Mr. B wearing a just a thong! When the brown fart cloud hit A Rod he became highly aroused and moaned in delight causing Corky to accuse A Rod of cheating on him with his best friends fart. Corky then began pummeling A Rod as the laugh track roared. It looks like a good episode!
Brutus, the reboot writers seem to have no concept of the physics of living on the moon! However, they writers are obviously demented faggots as they sure do know how to make spank-worthy episodes!
Last night, Corky told A-Rod that he wanted to become a male stripper to make some extra money. He said that women would go crazy to watch him strip because he has such a great body. A-Rod asked why Corky would be arriving for women and why wouldn’t a gay man like Corky instead strip for gay men? Corky got mad and informed A-Rod that he was straight, not gay. A-Rod asked why Corky had had se with him so many times if he wasn’t gay. Corky replied that it didn’t count and that A-Rod was a faggot during those encounters!
A-Rod then questioned why Corky thought he had such a great body and pointed to Corky’s flabby belly and said Corky needed to lose 3lbs. Corky got angry and pointed to his bubble butt and massive dong and said those were the things that mattered. He also said that even though A-Rod had less fat, A-Rod also had a tiny baby dick. When A-Rod heard this, he was so distraught that his eyes welled up like as was going to cry. Corky then slapped him in the face as Mr. Belding released a 12-second belch to cheer Corky on! Corky then slapped A-Rod in the face and raped him while Mr. Belding released a ridiculously loud fart!
Corky met A-Rod’s kids from his previous marriage during a July 4th barbecue. Afterwards, Corky asked A-Rod how long his ass was sore after childbirth. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about and why would his ass have been sore. Corky replied that when A-Rod gave birth through his asshole, it had to have hurt. A-Rod responded that Corky obviously didn’t understand how babies were born and said that his wife had given birth, not him. Corky got mad and then accused A-Rod of cheating on him! Corky also said that he wanted A-Rod to give birth to another child that Corky would father. A-Rod said that Corky was too dumb to understand the process of human reproduction and should instead do watch cartoon and drink some juice. Corky pointed out that the now deceased Screech had given birth to two children, Zoinks and Zubaz, from his butthole after Mr. Belding had impregnated Screech. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod to try to impregnate him!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod gets dumber every single day. Everyone knows Mr. B had two kids with Screech, and that Screech was the mom. It’s funny how many times a Rod thinks he’s so smart, yet ‘tard Corky is way smarter. I hope Corky does impregnate A Rod. Just imagine A Rod giving anal birth to some monster headed ‘tard baby!
I dunno about all this, 'cause the last time Corky came over to my house, he asked to use the bathroom, and after he left I went in there, and when I lifted the toilet seat, I was horrified by what I saw - Not only had he neglected to flush, but he'd left a huge turd in there the size of a burrito supreme.. but on closer inspection, I could see that it had tiny arms and legs, and was moving!.. It seemed to be choking in the water and gasping for air, so I took it into my arms and rescued it from what would have surely been a watery grave, and damn, that thing sure stunk!.. It was right then that I realized I had a shit-baby on my hands.. great.. I can barely take care of myself right now, let alone having to deal with the cost & time involved in raising a rectal runt, but I will try & rise to the occasion and, at least for now, foster it as my own & also try and get it enrolled in pre-kindergarten in the fall, but it would really be a big help if Corky would step up to the plate and help out a bit financially as well - I really don't think that's too much to ask, and if you're reading this Corky, do the right thing here, because I'd really hate 2 have to drag your deadbeat-dad ass into court and have you endure the humiliation of having all your dirty laundry aired right out in the open for the entire world to see, so think about it, tard-boy, and cough up some fuckin' cash, bitch or the kid dies!!..
Freddie, Corky would never pay for that shit baby. Were Screech, A-Rod, or Steve Bartman in the bathroom right before Corky? Maybe one of them gave anal birth to it?
There is no way that is a Corky butt baby. Ass Goblin is correct, either Screech or A Rod were in there. I believe it likely it was A Rod as that idiot didn’t even seem to understand a mans ass can be impregnated. Screech had two butt children and I’m certain would have known he was pregnant once again. A Rod likely thought he just had a few months of anal issues while that critter was growing in his ass. In any case there is no chance in hell Corky will ever cough up a nickel for that thing. I’d demand an A Rod paternity test and I bet you’ll find he’s the mother.
Hey hey what’s going on here???!! Corky plays by ‘prison rules’ and has never been sub. Freddy you little bitch I can’t wait to find out where you are!, were you One of my ex students? If so, you know that I would break you In two and feed you to Mylo if I ever catch you!
And whilst I’m here, thanks Kurt, ass hawk and crotch for having my back and all the nice messages since screech passed. I am glad you like my acting roles and life choices since the reboot
Over and out
The big bopper
Richard Belding, I don’t understand how your acting skills have not been rewarded fully. You are a true auteur with your fart and belching motifs. Your comedy routine is also up there with the best of them! Me and the boys always talk about how you have evolved to your core queer audience recently and I demand that yew service your penis and ass needs immediately! You and corky sure are a dynamic duo
Hey Belding, how do I really know it wasn't you who dropped that kid off at my pool anyway, huh??.. oh, whoops, I forgot that you are a menopausal old fruit bag, way past his prime, who can do nothing but fart dust & cum puss at this point, so that rules you out I guess.. but don't be disheartened Mr. B, 'cause I still wanna shove my throbbing meatstick up your flaccid asshole and hear you bellow like a hippopotamus just one last time before your cottage-cheese ass shuffles off this mortal coil for good, & you go up to rejoin your partner screech at that big glory-hole gang bang up in the sky..
I think Mr. B is correct and “Freddie” is one of his disgruntled former students. Even at 70 Mr. B is still a legend and no mans cock has ever touched his butthole. Mr. B has always played by prison rules, as does Corky. My first guess would be Eric Tramer aka Jessie Spano’s douchebag cousin. Rumor has it Mr. B and he were briefly lovers, but Eric went nuts when Mr. B broke things off. After that he was never seen again.
I earn more in one year than you will ever earn boy. Freddy, you ought to respect your elders. Me and Corky run things around here, and you are coming into this cobra pit 🐍 of a forum expecting to come out alive? How about we do meet up, boy? How about me and Corky give some of that special ARod treatment?
…you do remind me of a student actually, who was that young boy that helped screech look for the bayside homecoming queen crown back in the new class? You have the same mannerisms…
Crotch, you are on the money there, but I only ever used him for my P&A needs, I was in a long term relationship with screech at that point
Mr. Belding, what have you been up to over the last several years? I remember seeing you on the Jimmy Fallon show several years ago when there was a Saved By The Bell skit. You appeared to have ballooned to 500 lbs or so by then. But I don’t think I’ve seen anything about you since then. I thought it was strange that you weren’t interviewed after Screech died earlier this year. Is there any truth to the rumor that you were overseas participating in a belching contest abs weren’t available for comment at that time??
"no man's cock has ever touched his butthole.." l.o.l.. yeah, go right ahead and believe that malarkey all you want, but hound dog's dong surely did!..
Not much ass Goblin! I watch my family members who are part of the Chattanooga Mocs Tennessee football teams and have retired from acting. I was asked to do a walk on cameo for the new sbtb, but it felt all wrong after dustbins’ passing. I still see some of the cast and I go way. Ack with some of the lighting crew. Besides, time is marching on and I don’t want to spoil the memories for people, I am fat, I slur and I forget my lines unfortunately - I found that out after my last movie, Bennett song holiday. However, you should check it out, there’s a lot of ‘big bopper’ in there ;-p
Keep up the ‘questionable work’ on this forum! I have popped in from time to time over the years, I still can’t get my head around it..
Last week, A-Rod took Corky on a romantic date to Taco Bell. After ordering their meals, A-Rod and Corky sat down at a table near the soda machine. Corky was so happy to be seated near the soda machine as he didn't have to walk as far to get refills on his Mountain Dew Baja Blast. However, a line started to form near the soda machine as it started to get crowded. Several people who had gotten up to get refills were standing in line next to where A-Rod was sitting. Several different men farted near A-Rod's head while standing in line. After the third person farted, Corky got really angry and accused A-Rod of intentionally sitting there so that people would fart in his face! He also said that A-Rod was a dirty cheater, just like the way he cheated in baseball! A-Rod responded that how could he possibly have known that people he doessn't even know were going to fart in his face? Corky replied that they were at Taco Bell and what did A-Rod think was going to happen. Corky then said he also hated liars and stood up and punched A-Rod in the adam's apple! Corky then picked up A-Rod and body-slammed him into the soda machine as the patrons in the Taco Bell started cheering him - they also belched in unison to show their support! Corky then yanked off A-Rod's Yankee's uniform pants which A-Rod still wears and started giving A-Rod some rough unprotected anal sex! Corky really taught A-Rod a lesson!!!
A Rod is a degenerate who knew damn well that sitting right by the soda machine in a Taco Bell would definitely result in numerous obese men ripping ass right by his face. It’s amazing Corky tolerates him.
Today Corky got up in the middle of the night and had do make a dookie. He decided to give A Rod a nice treat to wake up to and went into A Rod’s room and took a dump on the pillow next to A Rod’s head. He then went back to his room and got into his bunk bed, thinking his lover would wake up to a nice gift and would appreciate Corky thought of him. In the morning A Rod woke up and was met with a heinous stink, and immediately saw Corky’s watery turd on the pillow next to him. He went in and woke Corky up and began berating him for taking a nasty shit in his bed. This immediately incensed Corky who felt he had been a very generous lover and that A Rod didn’t appreciate him. A Rod’s yelling woke up Mr. B which annoyed Mr. B. He slowly woke up and grabbed a 2 liter of Mountain Dew he had sitting on the floor next to his bed. Then he guzzled the entire bottle and let loose a monster morning belch right in A Rod’s face. Corky then jumped down from the top bunk and landed a flying elbow on A Rod’s head, knocking him unconscious. He then ripped off A Rod’s yankees pajama pants and gave him some rough anal while Mr. B cheered Corky on with a nasty 12 second fart. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky rubbed his filthy asshole all over A Rod’s head, leaving fecal matter in A Rod’s hair. Corky and Mr. B then left A Rod laying on the floor while they went downstairs to eat 6 boxes of donuts while guzzling soda and watching cartoons. A Rod got what he deserved for not appreciating Corky that time!
Pops, does A-Rod ever think before he acts?? He deserved that beating after being so rude to Corky after Corky had given him such a thoughtful present!
My buddy who works for the Peacock Network told me a script for another episode he found the other day. In this episode, the International Space Station is parked on the surface of the moon even though it is scientifically and logistically impossible!
Corky asked A-Rod to help him find a new roll of paper towels from a janitor's closet on the ISS. The janitor's closet is a small room without windows and just has cleaning supplies in it. It isn't clear why the ISS would even have a janitor's closet as the contents would definitely shift in a zero-gravity environment, but it does some unexplained reason. So A-rod walked into the janitor's closet and then Corky punched him in the back and pushed him in and then locked the door! Corky and Mr. Belding located an air hose which is the only source of air to the janitor's closet and then they took turns ripping ass into the hose! A-rod started pounding on the door while yelling that it smelled horrible in there and that he couldn't breath! After a couple minutes of this, Corky and Mr. Belding were laughing so hard that their stomachs were hurting, so they finally unlocked the door and let A-Rod out. A-Rod fell to the floor gasping for fresh air and then Corky and Mr. Belding each pressed their bare asses up against A-Rod's face and ripped powerful farts in synch! It looks like it will be a great episode!
I love the way the writers assume the ISS can just be driven around and ‘parked up’ on the moon and different surfaces! There was one episode I saw where Mr B was behind the wheel with Corky and they were doing burns and doughnuts around Mars, when at one point Mr B said they were out of gas and as there were no petrol stations around for at least 50kms they should just total it!
It then got really erotic as corky took the wheel and drove it straight into a dumpster that just appeared near to Mars surface. What a cliffhanger!
Ass Hawk, the writers are so lazy! Are we supposed to believe that the ISS can be driven like it is just a big RV??? They must think that the viewers don’t know what the ISS looks like or how big it is!
On Tuesday night A-Rod and Corky were sitting on the couch watching the MLB All-Star game when Corky remarked at how boring the All-Star game was and how they should change the channel to He-Man cartoons. A-Rod asked why cartoons which Corky has already watched thousands of times could possibly be less boring than the All-Star game. Corky got red in the face and looked like he was going to kick A-Rod’s ass for making such a rude comment until Mr. Belding ripped a rank 15-second pepperoni fart which made Corky smile as A-Rod crinkled his nose at the stench! A-Rod breathed a sigh of relief and then reminded Corky that his 46th birthday is coming up soon, on July 27th, and asked Corky if he’d bought him a present yet. Corky then leaned in toward A-Rod’s face - A-Rod smiled as he thought Corky was going to give him a passionate kiss. Instead, Corky unleashed an epic window-rattling 12-second belch in A-Rod’s face! Corky told A-Rod to enjoy that first part of his present. A-Rod’s eyes then welled up and he started crying. Corky got really annoyed so he stuffed a dirty diaper in A-Rod’s mouth and then gave him some rough anal which Mr. Belding laughed and then devoured a 2-lb bag of M&Ms!
Out of curiosity, I notice that Mr B seems to watch silently from afar when A-Rod gets beaten by corky. Doesn’t he say anything to ARod, or converse with him outside of belches and farts?
I think it’s disgusting that he appears to be living rent free, all at the bank of ARod!
I'm quite glad I'm not the only one who has noticed mr. b's deviant & entitled behaviour, and I for one find it quite disgusting and utterly classless & wrong that that the big bopper is so desperate for a place to stay these days that he's actually resorted to squatting in a-rod's multi-million dollar mega mc-mansion under the guise of being sporkie's supposed best friend - well, I can tell you one thing, mr. gelding, it's like that old saying goes - houseguests are like fish - after two days they start to stink, and cash, grass, or ass, nobody rides 4 free bitch!..
Yeah, whatever, belding sucks monkey penises.
Holy Frijoles!.. u gonna catch hellding from belding when he gets wind of that last comment, ese!.. and don't be comin' crying to me like sum 'lil gringo-wood bitch expectin' me to help you out 'an shit when he pays u a visit later on in 'yo cell & wants 'ta get all up in 'ya shit 'wit his wrinkled-up frankenpenis like the fantastic voyagers and shit,'cause u done brought this all upon yaself, u know 'dat, right?.. peace bitch..
Everyone knows that Mr. B is Corky’s best friend in the universe. He lives with A Rod and Corky because Corky needs his best friend to always be around to provide encouragement and good times when A Rod is a bummer. Mr. B does communicate many times by farting or belching as he is world class at both and it’s also hilarious. I take it none of you Mr. B bashers has ever had a best friend in the world. Mr. B is a living legend and A Rod should be paying him to stay there.
I saw a preview of a new episode. We will be releasing new episodes of SBTB on the ISS soon after Labor Day. But here is a teaser to keep you demented queers happy.
In this new episode Corky, Mr. B and A Rod discover that there a a little bridge that connects the Moon to Mars. They decide to explore Mars on the Rover/Golf Cart when Mr. B says he’s hungry and they need to find a Pizza Hut. Corky grows angry when they can only find a Friendly’s on Mars had berates A Rod who is driving. They pull into the parking lot of the Friendly’s and Mr. B belches in A Rod’s face knocking him out of the Rover causing Corky to laugh hysterically. A few seconds later a 1984 Pontiac Firebird with sweet t-tops comes into the picture and runs into A Rod, causing him to launch about 50 years through the air. Mexican mariachi music is blasting from the car, and out steps the one and only AC Slater who is eating a giant burrito. He’s wearing a muscle shirt and acid washed jeans. What’s odd is there is a picture on the muscle shirt of a young Screech with the caption “I love anal sex” on it. What an amazing tribute to the late Dustin Diamond! Mr. B perks up when he sees Slater, and asks what he’s doing on Mars. Slater tells them he’s on a Taco Bell run when that idiot A Rod jumped in front of his car. Corky agrees, and they go to check on A Rod who is pretty banged up from being hit by Slaters car. A Rod yells “Zoinks” when he sees Slater and says he’s a big fan, and AC Slater responds by ripping a nice burrito fart right in A Rod’s face. This causes A Rod to moan in delight and convulse while jizzing himself. Corky then leaps into action and accuses A Rod of cheating on him with AC Slaters fart. He rips off A Rod’s Yankees Zubaz pants and gives him some hot anal sex while also beating him with a Mars rock. Mr. B and Slater seeing this hot scene can’t help but jerk off, and the three of them jizz all over A Rod at the same time. They then leave A Rod laying in a heap and hop into Slaters Firebird so they can all go to Taco Bell. As they leave we can see an alien that lives in Mars is sexually assaulting A Rod which makes Corky very happy. As they pass A Rod Slater does a huge burnout spraying Mars soil all over A Rod and the horny alien.
I found this episode very erotic and enjoyed that our writers have accurately portrayed space to the best of their abilities. We at NBC want to educate as well as titillate! I hope everyone is having a spanktastic summer!
Mr Belding why do you pop up every year or so with a cryptic message then disappear when your fan base demand some attention!
NBC Executive, please advise on your viewing figures? I can’t believe someone sits down and writes those scripts, are your core demographics more interested in the ass play or the science? I need to know! Actually that slater segment checks out. I saw the reboot where one of the woke kids asked him where he was going at the weekend and he said ‘don’t worry about me mang, you won’t find me anywhere on earth’ and at that precise moment a 1990cadillac fleetwood screeched up to the school gates and shouted him in. I couldn’t see properly, but it looked like that guy from problem child, someone resembling Bruce Springsteen, a guy in a cap and huge 80s headphones, and two older twins were inside. The car windows were all steamed up and stunk of ass.
The problem child guy in particular had some serious stank. You know when you have tracksuit trousers with no underoos on and you haven’t changed for days? When your ass, undercarriage and hairy balls and dong are against the fabric? Urgh
NBC Executive, that sounds like it is going to be a great episode! I like how there’s a short bridge linking the moon with mars which can be walked across even though Mars is at least 48 million miles from the moon, depending on where the moon, earth, and mars are during their respective orbits!
You should add a Driver’s Ed episode where Mr. Belding teaches Corky how to drive the ISS in the surface of the moon. It would be funny watching A-Rod have to jump into a moon crater to save his life when Corky tries to drive him over!
I poop, therefore, I am..
Stink, wouldn’t it be lazy to have the same drivers Ed class motif? It feels like every episode has a driving scene in it that either ends up in a hilarious golf cart related crash, or an ‘83 Datsun flying into a dumpster full of garbage. Even on the moon!
Why do fans of this show always demand these types of scenes?
Anonymous, what you are implying is very problematic, and probably an act of aggression against myself and many many other males fans of the show.
I always got a massive boner whenever corky or the big bopper get within touching distance of a vehicle and lose copious loads as soon as they set off. You probably didn’t know that this was always demanded in the script by corky and his best bud as they thought it kept things fresh?
Hey, I don’t want to blow everyone away by my super celebrity so I hope everyone doesn’t mind me dropping by. I’m going to announce some major news in that I’m willing to lend my acting talents to the SBTB reboot. I believe I could play a super famous singer and tech billionaire who dresses like Michael Jackson and explores space in his own private spaceship. I will hook up with the ISS crew where I will be worshipped by Mr. B, Corky, and A Rod. Every few minutes I will break out in song to spice things up. We will then go on my personal spaceship to explore the universe with me as the main character and hero in every episode. A Rod, Corky, and Mr. B will all be my sidekicks. My “angels” will accompany me everywhere so everyone can see what a ladies man I am, to the jealousy of everyone. I hope this doesn’t melt anyone’s mind, and I can’t promise this will happen as it’s up to NBC, but I wanted to throw out this opportunity in here first. I’m hoping for feedback that encourages me to humble myself into doing TV instead of the blockbuster movies I’m known for.
Peace,
Corey
My buddy who works at the Peacock Network saw yet another episode script for the second season of the reboot. The main focus of the second season will be the experiences of everyone on the International Space Station and on the moon! In the episode, A-Rod goes camping on the moon with Corky. After pitching a tent and unrolling a big two person sleeping bag, A-Rod and Corky got naked and laid down in the sleeping bag to talk about what their goals were in life. A-Rod said that he wanted to be a star in professional baseball and also wanted to be an astronaut, both of which he had done. He also mentioned that he now want to experience true love in life. Corky replied that his goal in life was to take a massive dump in A-Rod’s Bentley, which he did before flying into space on the Space Shuttle. A-Rod then asked Corky if he also wanted to find love, perhaps with a former professional athlete. Corky replied, “No, I’m just after the booty!” and then ripped a heinous fart! A-Rod felt sad as he was hoping Corky would profess his love for him. Suddenly A-Rod noticed that the sleeping bag was getting wet and asked Corky what happened and Corky said he just peed. A-Rod scolded Corky for pissing in the sleeping bag and Corky said it was A-Rod’s fault for giving him too much Mountain Dew to drink! Corky then slapped A-Rod in the face! A-Rod then ran to a crater where he sat down and started crying for a few minutes. Then, all of a sudden, A-Rod heard a rumbling noise and looked up and saw the ISS bearing down on him! Corky was behind the wheel and was trying to run him over! A-Rod ran and hid under some garbage until Corky forgot he was mad and then drove away!
Apparently there is also a scene where someone mentions that Screech died while he was walking on the moon and then he was buried in a crater!
Corey Feldman, you should try to add another ‘tard to the reboot series. Do you know Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad? I’m pretty sure he’s gay - he and Corky could join forces to really amp up the ‘tard humor!
Yeah I heard that crater story too, also there was a throwaway line in last weeks episode where Zack said the ghostof screech haunts a truck stop restroom just off the Mars space belt near phobos. I would sure love to have a dump and demand screech comes through the wall of the shithouse to complement me on my excellent technique!
I am furious. My agent contacted NBC about my generous offer to appear on the ISS reboot and was told that they were interested and would send over a script. When I got it my role was of a “stowaway” who appeared in one episode. I would be caught by Mr. B while he was taking a dump and I was trying to leer at him. He would then pummel me and drop a massive deuce on my chest. He and Corky then toss me out of the ISS onto the surface of the moon where an alien quickly comes by and takes me away. I find this insulting! I need my fans in here to demand I get a larger and more important role!
Peace,
Corey Feldman
Whatever, fuck-knuckle.. That shit-baby is Corky's and you damn well know it, so why don't you suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe - You're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn cobs up his asshole & then licks the shit off of them afterwards.. You can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', kunt-faced bitch-hole. Have a nice day.
Corey, you should get your agent on the horn and tell him to accept that part - it would be your best role in many years. Just remember that Mr. Belding isn’t really taking a dump on your chest; instead, he’s just doing it on the chest of the character you are playing.
El Stinkmeister, in no universe does the Feldmeister let an obese man shit on his chest. The role specifically called for him to actually shit on me. Character or not that isn’t happening. The script also had an alien of some sort giving me some anal action with some massive alien dong while Mr. B and Corky watch from the ISS and laugh. Corey Feldman stared in The Lost Boys, Stand by Me, The Goonies, Gremlins, and on and on. He does not get shit on on a two bit show, then ass raped by an alien. I offered to really bring some super stardom to that show. I’d even be willing to blast a fart in A Rod’s face while I bang some hot babe. But this is over the line.
Corey Feldman, didn’t you star in “Fart Patrol”? Or was that Corey Haim? I remember seeing posts about it in the early 2000s.
I think that Mr. Belding expelling feces onto your chest will help revive your career. The SBTB reboot needs someone to play the annoying loser character. Screech was perfect for this role, although it is unfortunate that he passed away. A-Rod is trying to fill the role, although he has no acting experience. I think you’d be a great special guest on the show
John, that was Corey Haim who was in Fart Patrol with Dustin. I had no hand in that but have seen it and must say it was a masterpiece. I do not believe I want to attempt to replace Screech or have Mr. B take a dump on me! My agent called today and said NBC has offered to change the dump to a few wet fart with Corky also participating, then Milo attacking and raping me on the moon. Still not my style, but we are making progress.
The other day Corky asked A-Rod how many Taco Bells were in his neighborhood when he was a child growing up in Mexico. A-Rod replied that he was born in New York City and grew up in the United States. A-Rod also mentioned that his ancestors were from the Dominican Republic, not Mexico. Corky replied that Dominican Republic is a part of Mexico. Then A-Rod responded that it is an entirely different country and that Corky should look on a map. A-Rod also said that Corky talked too much and should let him caress his bubble butt. When Corky heard this, he got really angry and accused A-Rod of lying to him! Corky then pressed his bubble butt against A-Rod’s face and ripped a nasty 10-second fart which smelled like rotten eggs! A-Rod yelped, “Zoinks!” Corky then ripped off A-Rod’s Yankees uniform pants and raped him to teach A-Rod a lesson!
Dustin Diamond's ghost came and licked my frenulum and perineum last night.
El Stinkmeister, A Rod is becoming more Screech like every single day. Thankfully he has Corky there to teach him lessons, much like Mr. Belding did with Screech. A Rod needs to stop sexually harassing Corky all the time. Everyone knows he has a juicy bubble butt, but it seems that’s all A Rod is interested in. Lovable Corky was showing an interest in A Rod’s childhood, and A Rod tells him he talks to much? What an asshole. He deserved that raping.
Today Corky and Mr. B were having a belching contest when Corky said they should go ride wave runners. A Rod piped in with he didn’t think Corky driving one was a good idea and also that Mr. B was likely over the weight limit to ride one. Corky was having none of this and told A Rod he could ride bitch with him and that he better hope he had the right wave runner for his best friend in the universes girth. A Rod agreed to ride bitch and they all went out to the dock. They got on the wave runners with Mr. B’s riding extremely low in the water. They then fired them up and took off. A Rod had his arms wrapped around Corky and for a second was in paradise. But then a second later Corky gunned the engine full speed and lost control, smashing into a buoy and flipping the wave runner over. Mr. B was going ridiculously slow, but then ripped a massive 12 second fart which made him lose his balance and his wave runner also flipped over. Corky and Mr.B both began yelling at A Rod for having unsafe wave runners and demanded A Rod tow them back to the dock. Thankfully they were just off the dock, and after pulling Corky back to it A Rod pulled in Mr. B. When Mr. B tried to climb the stairs back up to the dock the ladder gave way under his weight and ripped off the dock sending Mr. B back into the water. At this Corky went ballistic accusing A Rod of having a shoddy operation, dangerous equipment, and being a huge faggot for trying to pinch Corky’s nipples when he had his arms around him. After A Rod drug Mr. B to the other side and pulled him into the dock Mr. B belched in A Rod’s face to thank him. Corky then shooed A Rod up the ass, then ripped off his Yankees swim trunks and ass raped him on the dock while a few guys in a fishing boat cheered him on and jerked off. They even tossed a few full beer cans at A Rod’s head. Mr. B did his part by laying on the dock catching his breath, then ripping ass again. After Corky jizzed on A Rod he helped Mr. B get up and they went inside to get s snack while A Rod lay crumpled on his half destroyed dock with two flipped over wave runners. A Rod really learned about wave runner safety that time!
Crotchmaster, what was A-Rod thinking? There must be Waveunners which are capable of supporting the weight of someone as morbidly obese as Mr. Belding! A-Rod was just too lazy or too cheap to obtain them. And he should have found a place with a steel reinforced dock capable of handling Mr. B’s weight. Better yet, he should have found a dock with a crane to lift Mr. Belding out of the water so he wouldn’t have to put stress of his knees trying to climb.
Stinkmeister, I thought the same thing at first. But inside sources have told me the wave runners existed before Corky and A Rod got together and long before Mr. B moved in. Until today neither Corky or Mr. B had ever used them or had even been on the dock. I’d agree A Rod should have been able to foreshadow eventually they would want to use the dock and wave runners. The dock is right off of A Rod’s house, which is right on the water, so he definitely should have made the proper upgrades. It seems he never expected them to use the dock or the waverunners. Which again makes me believe A Rod is only concerned about Corky’s hot bod, and not his true happiness.
Today while Corky was getting ready to take a shower A Rod crawled up behind him and belched into Corky’s asshole thinking Corky would enjoy it. Corky instinctively mule kicked A Rod right in the face, breaking A Rod nose. Corky didn’t even turn around and got in the shower, where he proceeded to take a dump.
Chaz, Corky is as strong as an ox - A-Rod should have known that being a pervert and belching into Corky’s asshole would result in a powerful mule kick!
Corky and A-Rod were cuddling on A-Rod’s couch while watching cartoons when a commercial for Jeopardy aired in which tryouts for the show were mentioned. Corky told A-Rod to get him to the tryout so that he could get on the show and win some serious money. A-Rod replied, “Corky, Jeopardy is a show for smart contests - I don’t think that a retard like you would do well. There is no ‘Tard Championship’ on that show. You’re more suited to a game show where contestants overflow diapers. Now pipe down and let me fondle your magnificent booty.”
When Corky heard A-Rod’s rude comments, he was outraged and accused A-Rod of just using him for his hot body. Corky then flew into a trademark ‘tard rage which involved numerous slaps, followed by an ass-raping of A-Rod, and then finished him off while a massive diarrhea spray to really teach A-Rod a lesson!!!
Stink, I love Arods sass! He does have a point though, I imagine lots of weirdos like A Rod would LOVE to see a tv show where men overflow their diapers. Do t you think it would be a smash hit, ah e on prime time peacock network?
I would love to see Corky on jeopardy. I think to give him a handicap they could let the Big Bopper assist him through enormous farts and belches! I bet that would distract and sicken the other contestants. Corky would also likely go into a ‘tard rage at some point and ass rape the host, and potentially even the other contestants. The ratings would be astronomical and would bring in an entirely new audience! Corky is a true genius.
Hi fellow forum fans,. I am planning to pressure the site owner to start uploading more hot photos, such as mr belding topless, or screech farting in a boat, or A Rod being papped having a dump on the toilet, or stills from corkys legendary queercore performances, rubbing his ass on a lucky audience members hard dong.
Come on kurt - what’s stopping you from giving us fans what we want?!
Who’s with me?.
I’m in!
Oh my god yes that would be so hot ! I got nothing but dick on my mind
Yeah come on kurt, a nice picture of screech in a dumpster, or some ms paint job of the problem child guy eating some fat truckers turd would do me so fine!
A few days ago Corky told A-Rod to contact the head of NBC because he had a great idea for a sitcom. When A-Rod asked what the show would be about, Corky replied that it would take place in a men’s room at a highway rest stop. Corky said that the main characters would be sitting in separate stalls going dookie. Corky explained that people would be farting throughout the show, generating many laughs. Corky also said that the viewers would be able to hear the splashes of doo-doo hitting the water, which would also be funny. Corky also said that A-Rod would work as an unpaid bathroom attendant on the show and that random truckers would fart in his face in exchange for small tips. Corky additionally stated that it would be funny if Mr. Belding made an appearance and took a shit in a urinal and then A-Rod’s boss showed up and made him clean it. Corky said that he would be A-Rod’s boss and that the show would be a huge hit.
A-Rod told Corky that it was his most moronic idea yet. A-Rod said that nobody would want to listen to different men taking dumps and farting for half an hour every week. A-Rod also said that nobody would believe that a ‘tard like Corky would ever be his boss. When Corky heard A-Rod’s comments, he flew into a trademark ‘tard rage which resulted in a torn anus and a diarrhea spray at the hands of Corky!
I am disgusted by what I have read here. What the hell is wrong with you people??? I was a superstar baseball player who brought joy to millions of baseball fans for two decades. Now you are disparaging my name by posting weird stories about me???
It is perfectly normal for me to date someone with Down's Syndrome. Have you seen Corky lately? He is a bit fat in the gut, but he has a massive dong and a juicy bubble butt. Yes, he wears a diaper, but that diaper is extremely absorbent and when he takes it off, his bottom is mainly dry. Corky is a total stud. I admit that it is annoying when Mr. Belding interrupts our love-making or stinks up my house with his nasty farts or clogs my toilets, but he is Corky's best friend in the entire world and it was a package deal for me.
To hell with those of you who write mean things about me! You are just jealous that Corky chose me - I am the one who gets to have hot anal sex with Corky. I am the one who gets to be Corky's sex slave! I am the one whose closet he uses as a toilet! I am the one who sleeps on a pillow which is brown from Corky's dookie stains! UUUUGGGHHH - I just blew my load while thinking about sniffing Corky's ass!!!
El Stinkmeister, that is an amazing idea Corky had! I would tune in every week to get to see A Rod as an unpaid bathroom attendant with Corky as his boss! It would also be hilarious if the Big Bopper came in and left a monster urinal shit. I can only imagine the beating and ass raping Corky would toss A Rod for not cleaning it up. I bet he’d make him eat it! Corky has given A Rod a ton of million dollar ideas and he hasn’t helped Corky with any of them. I want to know what happened to the treadmill with a fan on it so one could relax and huff the farts of someone working out? There was a clamoring for said device I haven’t seen in ages!
Corky told A-Rod about another great idea he has for a sitcom. Corky was watching “Billy Madison” where Adam Sandler had to repeat grades 1-12 of schooling in order to take over his father’s company. Corky said that A-Rod would have to repeat just high school, but that every other kid in the high school has Down’s Syndrome! Corky said that the other kids would bully A-Rod and bear him up. Corky also said that A-Rod would be raped in gym class by both the teacher, who has Down’s Syndrome, as well as the other students! Whenever A-Rod would be at his locker picking up or dropping off books, some kids would fart on him and steal money from his locker. Corky additionally said that A-Rod would take a class to learn how to be a janitor (Corky meant that the class would teach A-Rod to be an unpaid bathroom attendant, but Corky couldn’t remember the words “bathroom attendant.”) Corky also said that A-Rod would act in this role for free abs that Corky would instead be paid A-Rod’s salary which he would use to purchase candy and whores.
After he heard Corky’s sitcom idea, A-Rod uttered “Zoinks!” A-Rod said it was a dumb idea and that no network would ever air a show like this. Corky, of course, got really angry and then threw A-Rod a vicious beating and raped him!
Stink, you are obviously in the know with insider i formation on new tv reboots. Is there any chance of ‘life goes on’ co I guess back to the screens?
I’d love it to carry on where it left off in that early 90s setting where all the school jocks are in leather jackets and Corky is banging his girlfriend and leaving his shitted pantaloons in the garden bush for the family dog to drag out at family get togethers!
Corky can keep his role, whilst mr b. Can e father holoquin, or even drew thatcher his dad! Can you imagine them both bonding over farting and nachos?
Not sure about squeezing a rod in, can anyone help? But sure as hell he’d be jealous of corkys girlfriend!
Ling-Ling say: He who look like ass-reaming shit-stick, is also shit-sucking ass-lick.
& how much cock could a cocksuck suck, if a cocksuck could suck cock?..
Today Corky told A Rod he and Mr. B had a new idea for a tv show and demanded A Rod call NBC to get it on the air. Corky said the show would he called “Mr. Beldings Gas Chamber” and Corky would be the host. 3 contestants would all hang out gobbling up all kinds of foods like deep dish pizza and sauerkraut while also eating Taco Bell and guzzling Mountain Dew. Corky said Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and Mountain Dew would be the shows sponsors. The contestants would then have a belching contest. With the eventual heading to do battle with Mr. B. Corky said Mr. H would enter the stage like a pro wrestler and he’d be wearing a wrestling singlet with no ass. In the middle of the stage would be a glass box with A Rod trapped in it. The idea of the game would be that the contestant would have 60 seconds to rip ass into a tube that fed into the glass cage where A Rod was trapped. If A Rod passed out, puked, or died, that contestant would be the winner and would get a prize of a bunch of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut coupons. If A Rod didn’t puke, pass out, or die the glass cage would be ventilated and Mr. B would hook up his ass to the tube and he’d be given a chance at having 60 seconds with the “gas chamber” and would almost certainly make A Rod puke or pass out. If he did the contestant would lose and as punishment he would have to enter the chamber where both Corky and Mr. B would have 60 seconds to blast ass, subjecting him to the gas chamber. Corky said this was a surefire hit show and that A Rod better get it on the air pronto.
A Rod said this was the worst of all their ideas. That no one wanted to watch obese people eat food for 20 minutes then have a belching contest run by Corky. A Rod also said he would never allow himself to be trapped in a glass cage and farted on, and that no one would want to watch that. At this Corky became enraged and grabbed A Rod and used his Mongo strength to pick A Rod up and lock him in a tiny linen closet. He and Mr. B then opened the door and farted into the closet, then slammed the door closed. They did this over and over again until A Rod was begging to be let out and puked all over himself. Corky then tossed his phone in the closet and told A Rod he better call NBC or more farts would follow. Mr. B let loose a 22 second belch in agreement. A Rod then called NBC and pitched the idea, which some raging queer executive loved. Watch for this amazing game show coming this fall! From what I understand A Rod is still trapped in the closet where he is still being farted on. Corky said he may have to stay there until they have to film the show as punishment for being so unsupportive!
Inside Man, for a ‘tard with an IQ of maybe 60, Corky is actually rather clever! I think that a show like that would be a huge hit. I know that I would curl up on the couch with my wife and kids to watch a wholesome game show in which contestants compete against Mr. Belding to see who can make A-Rod pass out first from their most rank farts!
Wasn’t there another reality show where Mr. Belding introduced a gas chamber and would fart on contestants to help them lose weight?
Hi, I’m a sales rep for Taco Bell AND Pizza Hut. Tell corky that if he adds a mukbang element to the show, with some sort of contestant - Mr B face off, he should come and speak to me and I will get him in front of our commercial department!
Wow yes! Some sexy mukhbang like Jared333 does on YouTube please!
A-Rod had his 46th birthday on Wednesday. He had been eagerly awaiting a big celebration organized by the love of his life, Corky from Life Goes On. By 6PM A-Rod was starting to get concerned because he had not yet received present from Corky yet. Then Corky yelled out “Cover your eyes! I have a surprise for you!” A-Rod was so happy and assumed it was a great gift. He then heard footsteps and felt something near his head until suddenly he felt a blast of warm and moist air and the smell of anus! He opened his eyes and saw Mr. Belding’s ass was maybe four inches from his face while expelling a powerful fart! Corky and Mr. Belding yelled out “Happy birthday, A-Rod!” Corky then handed A-Rod a small booklet and said he was giving A-Rod a discount coupon book. Perplexed, A-Rod opened the coupon book and saw coupons for “diarrhea spray,” “wet fart,” “diaper strangle,” “anal sex,” etc. A-Rod asked Corky if this was some kind of joke and Corky responded that it was a very valuable gift as each of those services is worth hundreds for dollars. A-Rod retorted that he couldn’t believe that Corky gave him a coupon book. Corky got angry and said he was offering it as a birthday gift to A-Rod at a discounted price which will save him money over time. A-Rod asked Corky what the hell he was talking about. Corky said that the coupons were were thousands of dollars and that he was selling the coupon book to A-Rod for just $100. A-Rod said he didn’t want it and just wanted to be left alone as his eyes welled up with tears as he was sad at how his birthday had turned out. Corky took this as a personal insult and flew into a ‘tard rage, which resulted in a black eye, torn anus, and many bruises for A-Rod. After this vicious attack, Corky uttered “Happy birthday” again and then went downstairs to watch cartoons and have a belching contest with his best friend, Mr. Belding!!
Um stink…is that coupon book still going for £100 I’m…I’m asking for a friend
Stinkmeister, that coupon book is worth 10’s of thousands! They cheapskate A Rod should have been thrilled that for the first time he could have chosen when to have Corky bang his ass, strangle him with a diaper, or do other hot sexual humiliations to him. Instead he blew it and angered Corky. He’s a real turd.
I’d save the diarrhoea spray for a birthday, I’d like that. Hey Barf, I bet you’d use them coupons up in a day, huh?
Ass Hawk. It would be difficult to keep myself from using all the coupons in a day. A stud like Corky doesn’t come along very often. A Rod really had the makings of an amazing birthday, with the Big Bopper ripping ass in his face, both he and Corky wishing him a happy birthday, and then that amazing coupon book! Most raging queers would have been over the moon at having the best birthday ever. But A Rod ruins everything. He deserved to be beaten up for disrespecting Corky’s amazing gift. I would love it if I celebrated my birthday like that! It’s time Corky and Mr. B get out of there and move in with someone who really appreciates them.
I need some advice from the fine gentleman that frequent this board. My bf is an professional baseball player, and we have had a relationship for the last 5 years. I love his meaty pepperoni farts which he supplies me with constantly. He also slams my anus like a pro while belching in my ear. Part of our amazing relationship is I enjoy dressing in fan attire of the team he plays for and we love frolicking around the city, holding hands and skipping, while hitting up the various pizza and taco restaurants. Today disaster struck and my lover was traded to the New York Yankees. I can’t see myself enjoying New York, and I definitely wouldn’t be able to wear their fan attire. I love my bf but it may be time to say goodbye to his waking me up by pressing his ass to face and ripping a lovely pepperoni fart. I’m a mess and really could use the advice of people in here.
Bartman, do you still wear those huge 1980s style headphones? Is there any truth to the rumor that when you have those on you are listening to a cassette tape of Anthony Rizzo farting and taking a dump?
You should join him in New York City at least for the time being. I wonder how different his pepperoni farts will be? You’re used to being in the receiving end of a pepperoni fart after Anthony has eaten thick deep dish Chicago-style pizza. Will he farts measure up after he’s eaten the thinner New York style pizza???
Ass Breath, well I guess the cats out of the bag. I’d try to be non descript to maintain my anonymity. I do wear those headphones, and you are correct about the tapes. But I have numerous tapes of Anthony farting and taking massive shits. He is a maestro and I’m honored to be the only one who gets to enjoy them. I’m certain the New York fans will not welcome us as a couple and allow us to frolick around the city skipping, holding hands, and him ripping ass on me before making love to my anus. The suddenness of this has caused me distress, and Anthony is coping by eating 6 Lou Malanati’s pepperoni deep dish pies. I’m sure his ass will never be the same once he gets to New York. Deep dish pie is why Chicago has the pepperoni fart hall of fame, and created gods like Steve Anus, Pepperoni Pete, and many others. Anthony has been preparing for a career in the competitive pepperoni fart circuit post baseball and I feel that’s now ruined. I’m a wreck everyone!
Bartman, I don’t know you, but my heart breaks for you. Could you maintain your relationship over zoom? I already have a raging boner thinking about your lover dropping his breeches and pointing his arsehole at the webcam before unleashing a torrent of wet diarrhoea.
Also, he could top up his diet with a reubens sandwich? However, I do hear that this causes a lot of green and blue do do. Let me know if this helps!
Bartman, you need to man up and stop being such a prissy faggot! If you love being with Anthony Rizzo, then you’ll go with him abs continue serving his penis and ass needs like a good rim goblin. There are many other demented queers who would love to be in your position, so don’t take Anthony for granted. It may take you awhile to get used to him ripping a weaker pepperoni fart in your face after consuming New York style pizza, but you’ll get used to it. Maybe you can learn to cook Chicago style pizzas for him? He makes well over $10 million per year, so he can definitely afford a pizza oven. Anthony was probably going to leave the Cubs after the season anyway as his contract ends this year. Don’t forget that there are Taco Bells throughout the country - in the worst case scenario, Anthony can simply gorge on Taco Bell before ripping ass in your face when deep dish pizza isn’t available.
Bartman, not being funny but how the hell does someone like you snare a baseball player? They always go for hung studs like corky, mr belding, Milo the janitor and J Lo
Hey ass goblin, dawg, get a load of this guy! I agree with you I’d be moving with Rizzo like a shot, and be scouting out the best truck stops in advance!
Ass Hawk, you also need to remember that Anthony Rizzo is 31 years old whereas Bartman is in his mid-40s. Bartman is lucky to have such a hot stud professional baseball player who wants to fart in his face and have anal sex! Bartman should not take Anthony Rizzo for granted!
Remember that cereal called “Rizzo-o’s” which was released shortly after the Cubs won the World Series? Anthony received hundreds of boxes of it and allows Bartman to eat spoonfuls of the cereal out of the crack of his ass!
Thanks for all the advice guys. Anthony and I loaded up my Geo Metro and drove to New York yesterday. We stopped at Gino’s east and loaded up on deep dish pepperoni pizza’s. We also discovered they will send frozen pies to our new place in New York! I’m sure it won’t be as good as a fresh pie, but we are going to give it a try. Anthony really treated me right during the drive and ripped ass in my face repeatedly while gorging on deep dish pizza. I got so hot and bothered we had to pull over at a truck stop so we could have some hot man action in the men’s room! Anthony even surprised me with a new mix tape of him spraying diarrhea, farting, and even belching! I can’t wait to explore my new town while listening to it! I just hope New Yorkers don’t mind me wearing my Cubs hat, or that Anthony and I will likely be spotted holding hands and skipping through Central Park and other locals. As another person mentioned Anthony is excited to try out foods New York is known for, then blasting ass in my face to see how I like it! He’s such a considerate lover. Since my job is delivering Uber eats I found I can easily transfer to New York. I’m very excited and we make sure to let you guys know how it goes! Thanks everyone!!
Bartman, you are a shit-sucking ass-lick & a poop-pushing turd-burglar - other than that, you're a pretty cool guy..
Steve Bartman, did you belch into Anthony’s asshole for good luck?? He’s now 4-for-5 with two homers as a Yankee after stinking for the rest of the season as a Cub!
Steve Anus, I’m a big fan! I did belch into Anthony’s asshole before his first game. In return he treated me to an amazingly meaty Taco Bell fart. I will admit that fart left me rolling around on the floor with jizz blasting into my sweatpants. The Yankees have welcomed us with open arms and are even allowing me into the post game locker room so I can shower with my man! They have also been flying in fresh deep dish pizza’s as a welcome surprise, but I doubt that will continue. So far so good. Although my Geo Metro was nearly carjacked by a goon in midtown. This city seems worse then the south side of Chicago!
Corky has informed A-Rod that he expects a big party to celebrate his 56th birthday. (In ‘tard years, 56 is apparently close to 100 for regular people, or so I’ve heard.) A-Rod told Corky that he called the grocery store and arranged for a chocolate cake to be prepared. Corky demanded that the cake have icing depicting A-Rod eating out his diaper! A-Rod ignored Corky’s request and then asked Corky if he wanted a gift certificate to the zoo, like usual. Corky replied that of course he wanted that. Corky then also asked A-Rod to grow a hook nose and become Jewish, like Screech, by the time of his birthday. A-Rod said that he can’t simply grow a hook nose just because Corky wants one and that he wasn’t going to convert to Judaism just because Corky told him to do so. When Corky heard A-Rod’s lame excuses, he got really angry and flew into a ‘tard rage! Corky unleashed a flurry of slaps on A-Rod and then pulled down his overflowing diaper and used it to strangle A-Rod while raping him!!!
Bartman, when I typed in the blippi scandal’ on Google, in came up with some very scat based scandalous information about the popular children’s Aimee. It sounds like something you and screech would have done, is this true?
Anonymous, that is so sleazy! He even put goggles on! For sure that is something bartman would like to try. I also remember a really dramatic episode of sbtb ‘the new class’ that culminated in the same way, albeit with screech getting what in by a very manly mr b
I saw an article today that Zack Morris claimed his relationship with Stacey Carosi was the real deal. A few minutes latter I heard an interview with Leon Carosi who confirms that his relationship with Screech was also real, and that he and Screech were on and off set lovers. He sounded chocked up as he referred to the now deceased Screech as “my little jizzbucket”. It was so touching!
Crotch, I gotta say it’s just insane to me that Screech is dead, yet both obese Mr. Belding and even more obese Leon Carosi are still alive and continuing their studly ways. Those guys were two of my childhood hero’s.
I want to have some hot, sweaty, and unprotected anal sex with Corky. I’ll be his sex toy and will do whatever he wants. The thought of being overpowered and sexually abused by a gay retard is an enormous turn on for a queer like me!!!!
A Rod is a total disgrace. I can’t believe all he’s getting Corky for his birthday is a stupid supermarket cake and a pass to the zoo! That guy has hundreds of millions of dollars and is spending like $50 on his lovers birthday? The least he could do is get rhinoplasty and get a hook nose implant and also convert to Judaism. Thankfully Corky has his best friend in the universe with him to cheer on the beatings he regularly gives A Rod for such insolence. It’s obvious A Rod doesn’t really care about Corky and is just after his massive dong and Uber hot bod!
Crotch, I must say, you have been a real asset to this board with your insight and breaking news. I for one would love to break bread with you and perhaps revel in some PG-18 rated diarrhoea play with you! How about it?
The carosi story was interesting as I never thought that it was canon that Leon and Screech were lovers? I used to have a thing for Stacey, she was such a thot and I’d have loved to have bent over one of the desks in English class! However, I vaguely remember a story where screech asked her out, and she responded by laughing at him before asking him for a chair. She then demanded that he set it down in front of her before she got up on it and queefed right into his fro! I never remember her Dad getting involved though, do you?
I also find it super erotic that she was also in king of queens with Paul Blart. I sure would love to know who she found hotter? I bet Screech would have dreamt about being a filling in that particular sandwich!
Corky has been watching a lot of old episodes of Saved By The Bell with Mr. Belding lately. The other day Mr. Belding told Corky that he should make A-Rod wear a curly wig and pretend to be Screech. A-Rod thought they were rehearsing a scene for the SBTB reboot until Mr. Belding ordered Corky to slug A-Rod in the balls! Mr. Belding was eating discarded pizza crusts he found in the neighbors’ garbage can during this. A-Rod remarked that Mr. Belding eats like a raccoon and pleaded with Corky not to listen to Mr. Belding as he begged Corky to stop beating him up! Corky got mad that A-Rod was insulting his bear friend in the entire world, Mr. Belding. Mr. Belding then expelled a 12-second pepperoni fart which rattled abs then fogged up the windows in A-Rod’s home. Mr. Belding then told Corky that Screech probably got raped in prison and that Corky should do the same to A-Rod. Corky then proceeded to ass-rape A-Rod while yanking on the curly ‘fro wig! During this attack, Mr. Belding continued to eat garbage before sucking down 2-liter Mountain Dew and unleashing an epic 15-second belch!! Corky is lucky he has just a true friend in Mr. Belding!
Guys, I’m back for some advice. The last two nights Anthony has received odd calls where he would answer the phone and I could hear an enormous fart then the person would hang up. When I’d ask Anthony who called he said it was “just a prank” but he seemed kind of turned on and would then sit on my head and rip ass. Today while he was showering I snuck a peak at his phone and found that Aaron Judge was the caller. I also found a text Aaron sent Anthony last night. It was just a picture of a toilet bowl with an enormous shit in it. I’m assuming it was Aaron’s. Anthony had responded “Nice!” to the text but wrote nothing else. Should I be concerned?
S. It may be nothing, most probably is nothing, but in the queer community, but a big deuce in a toilet bowl is considered sexting, it’s a bit more flirty than showing a topless pic, but not as bad as seeing someone’s fruitbowl through a mirror selfie.
I’d continue to look at his phone surreptitiously, can you do that with your big ass headphones? then perhaps show him one of your shits in the toilet and see how he reacts? Actually, make it ever more erotic by doing it in a urinal!
Hope this helps and let me know how you get on!
Urgh, d jeter yah huh! I sure would love to see a huge dookie that had been pissed on!
Yesterday evening Corky and A-Rod went to the living room where A-Rod has an 80-inch tv after dinner. A-Rod turned on the Yankees game and Corky complained because he wanted to watch cartoons. A-Rod pointed out that there were ten other rooms with TVs in the house and Corky could watch his cartoons in any of those rooms. But Corky protested that he liked this TV the best. Mr. Belding, who was devouring a large bag of Doritos and a huge bowl of peanut M&M’s suggested that they have a belching contest for the right to choose which channel to watch. A-Rod went first and let out a dainty and womanly half-second burp. Corky and Mr. Belding both started laughing at the pathetic display of belching ability. Then Corky drank a can of Mountain Dew before leaning to the side and ripping a four-second fart. A-Rod cheered that he won and also said, “Damn that stinks!” Corky said that A-Rod was wrong and that he clearly had won. A-Rod replied that Corky hadn’t even belched, but instead farted, so how could he possibly be considered the winner? Corky got mad and said that he butt belched and that his butt belch was better than A-Rod’s “girly belch.” Corky then said A-Rod was trying to cheat at the contest just like he cheated at baseball with steroids. Corky then slapped A-Rod in the face and grabbed the TV remote and turned on cartoons! Corky proceeded to smack A-Rod in the head with the remote several times before inserting it into A-Rod’s rectum while A-Rod uttered “Zoinks!”
Corky was watching the Olympics the other day and he asked A-Rod when the benching contest competition would start. He said he was rooting for the USA to take home the gold. A-Rod replied that there was no belching competition in the Olympics as belching isn’t t even a sport. Corky replied that a boring and gay sport like baseball is in the Olympics, so why wouldn’t belching also be in the Olympics. Corky said that Mr. Belding could definitely win the gold medal. A-Rod replied that Mr. Belding weighs over 400 lbs and probably has 60% body fat, so it’s hard to consider him an athlete. Corky replied that his best friend, Mr. Belding, was a much better athlete that A-Rod ever was. A-Rod responded that he won three baseball MVP awards and numerous Silver Sluggers. Corky replied that nobody cares about A-Rod’s stupid awards as they are old and nobody remembers them anyway. Corky also said that Mr. Belding had won 17 annual belching contest awards in the past twenty years, so he was better at belching that A-Rod ever was at baseball: A frustrated A-Rod said that Corky was too dumb to understand the difference between being a top professional baseball player and just being a big fat guy who belches and farts all day. A-Rod also told Corky to stop talking as he wanted to caress Corky’s bubble butt. When Corky heard this, he accused A-Rod of being a stupid idiot who just wanted him for his body. Corky then threw A-Rod a vicious beating and raping while Mr. Belding ate out of the garbage while unleashing a massive 15-second belch!!!
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El Stinkmeister, thank you for the excellent recap. A Rod is a total idiot and pervert. I agree with Corky that there should be a belching contest. If there were NBC’s ratings would skyrocket. Especially if beloved Mr. B was representing the USA! I’d watch that any day over baseball or soccer! Thank goodness Mr. B was there to support Corky with a massive belch while Corky taught A Rod a lesson with some violent anal action!
Barf, as much as I support Mr. B I really Don’t think he will medal, do you? The Mexicans are odds on favourites, followed by Haiti and then China. Mr B will have to unleash the belch of his Life to even reach a par Olympic score!
However, I remember once overhearing Jason heyward say he once accidentally farted and belched at the same time and his ass and mouth were close enough together at that time to create a belch fireball of epic queer proportions!
I sure hope this wouldn’t count as doping if Jason ever worked
Out how to do it consistently!
Anonymous, the Mexicans would do better in a farting contest than in a belching contest as a result of the greasy food fir which they are known. The black community would fare better as grape soda packs a powerful punch. However, Mr. Belding is a big fat guy who has been honing his craft for decades - he belched in Screech’s face on a daily basis for more than two decades. He belched in Screech’s face when Screech was a jr. high student in Indianapolis, he belched in Screech’s face when Screech was a high school student at Bayside, he belched in Screech’s face when Screech was Mr. Belding’s unpaid assistant at Bayside, and also belched (and farted) in Screech’s face when Screech was an unpaid bathroom attendant at Bayside! Mr. Belding is a belching grandmaster!!
I’m on board with Ass Breath. Mr. B has been honing his skills for 30 years. He belched and farted in Screech’s face tens of thousands of times, and has continued to this day. He barely speaks to A Rod, instead choosing to continue training his ass and lungs to produce the loudest, and longest, belches and farts. What’s wonderful is because of Mr. B Corky is heavily in training himself. If the Olympics gets its head out of its ass and ads Belching and Farting as Olympic sports Mr. B could represent the US, and Corky could do the same at the Special Olympics. Win or lose we know A Rod would wind up with a torn anus!
Crotch, I was going to argue the toss with ass breath as I have seen many many episodes of sbtb and have seen him belch on screech on less than 5 occasions. There was that one time where he got really drunk and high on crack then interrupted screeches cooking lesson to belch on his pizza to give it that ‘wood fried’ tang.
However, you are the oracle of this board, so I defer. Out of curiosity, who do you think would win in a gold match showdown between cork and Mr. B? This match up is not as fanciful as it seems because The Big Bopper could easily qualify for the special olympics nowadays
Anonymous, you probably have only seen the syndicated versions of SBTB episodes. Unfortunately, most have been cut short to make room for more commercials. However, when those episodes originally aired on Saturday mornings on NBC between 1989 and 1993, the episodes were each about two minutes longer. The original versions included quite a bit of farts! I distinctly remember watching the Miss Bayside episode when it originally aired - when Mr. Belding was about to place the crown on Screech’s head, he dropped it and bent down to pick it up. When Mr. Belding’s ass was pointed toward Screech’s massive hook nose, Mr. Belding ripped a ridiculously loud fart! Screech uttered “Zoinks!” and then Mr. Belding stood back up and unleashed an epic 5-second belch in Screech’s face with everyone in the audience clapped in unison!!
Alex, I have been so gay for you ever since I was your manager on the Yankees. I would sit in my office and leer and you showering. I caught you playing grab-ass with Derek Jeter on numerous occasions and remember that time when you put your thumb up his ass and then sniffed your thumb before licking the fecal juice off it. I want to fart on your head and have a cock swordfight with you. Why should Corky get you all to himself? I love you 😘
My asshole is yearning to accept big fat nigger penises within its spincter walls as long as they are 9"+ and have been dipped in the water of a public restroom toylet during the last 2 days.
Today Corky demanded A Rod’s credit card, and when A Rod asked what it was for Corky told him he and his best friend in the world would be going on this falls two week long “Pepperoni Fart and Belching” cruise. Corky was all excited and said that all the big names would be there like John Pepperoni, Steve Anus, Pepperoni Pete and many others. He said he and Mr. B needed to secure Penthouse rooms and VIP tickets. A Rod said he was sad Corky would be away for two weeks and didn’t ask him to go. He then said no one would want to be on a ship for two weeks that smelled like assholes and was noisy with the sounds of people farting and burping. At this Mr. B let loose a trademark 12 second fart, followed up with a 6 second belch, to show his displeasure at A Rods comments. Corky said A Rod couldn’t go because he always made fun of their beloved sports, but also because he’s a cheater who would likely try and rig a tape recorder and little speaker to enter the contests and cheat. Corky then kicked A Rod in the balls, and smacked him in the face multiple times. Mr. B supported this with a 9 second fart. Corky then tore off A Rod’s Yankees pants and gave him some rough anal while telling A Rod he better not cheat on him while he and Mr. B were on the cruise. After jizzing on A Rod Corky did a leapfrog move and wound up with his ass a mere inch from A Rod’s nose. He let loose a powerful 3 second fart causing A Rod to fall to the floor and convulse with deranged pleasure. Corky then went into A Rod’s wallet and took his Amex card, then gave it to Mr. B who quickly called and got he and Corky the best suites on the ship. Those best buddies sure are in for an amazing time this fall!
Today Corky ran to A Rod with a new multi million dollar idea he and Mr. B had come up with. They had seen an article about Joe Rogan and how much he was getting paid to do a podcast. He and Mr. B realized that they could start a podcast of their own. One that would primarily cater to people interested in belching and farting, but also people in the ‘tard community who adore Corky, people in the entertainment industry, raging queer fans, and fans of Corky or the Big Bopper. They calculated that would be almost every human on earth and they would make millions of dollars. Corky demanded A Rod immediately build them a studio in what was currently his trophy room/man cave. When A Rod protested Corky told him his trophy’s were junk, and their business needs came first. He told A Rod he and Mr. B needed their own microphones because they intended to fart and belch into them nonstop and neither wanted to huff the others fart microphone. He said there also needed to be room for a guest as they intended to interview famous superstars like Steve Anus. Corky said in return they would plug whatever dumb thing A Rod was doing. A Rod began laughing at this and said no one on earth would want to listen to a ‘tard, and a washed up actor burp and fart into their microphones for hours on end. He said a studio would cost a fortune and getting a “plug” wasn’t worth anything. He said Corky needed to stop focusing on silly money making ideas and let A Rod take care of him and and fondle his bubble butt. At this Corky went ballistic, accusing A Rod of wanting to keep he and his best friend trapped in his hell hole of a house by refusing to let them make their own millions with their surefire hit podcast. At this A Rod felt a massive ass press to his face. He hadn’t noticed Mr. B lurking nearby listening to this garbage. Seconds later Mr. B let loose a 19 second wet fart of epic proportions right in A Rod’s face. This blew A Rod out of his chair and he landed on the ground covered in fart juice and began flipping around jizzing himself. Corky immediately accused A Rod of cheating on him with his best friend and dropped an elbow right on A Rod’s nose. He then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pants and ass raped him while Mr. B let loose a 12 second belch in support. Corky then told A Rod he better get moving on the podcast studio and growing the hook nose he had previously demanded! He left A Rod laying in a heap and went off with Mr. B to get some wings and Mountain Dew to eat and drink while watching cartoons and brainstorming about their podcast.
I love the idea of the fart and belching cruise, I can just imagine the cruise liner now going up and down The western and eastern seaboards full of men cavorting in the dumpsters randomly placed on the ship. Not a fan of A Rods one track bubble butt mind though, where does he get off laughing at corky and telling him to shut up before playing grab ass?!?!
Also, the main point of my post, has anyone had a reply from Steve? I’m concerned for him, especially if he’s up against a love rival like Aaron judge!
Crotchmaster, A-Rod obviously has low self-esteem and is afraid to be himself. He would have loved to have gone on a romantic cruise where he could heard belches and farts constantly for an entire week and the entire interior of the ship smells like a filthy anus. A-Rod definitely would have tried cheating in that farting and belching contest. A-Rod probably would have also hidden in a closet and rubbed one out while listening to the the contestants fart and belch, an action Corky considers to be cheating!
I also heard that this cruise ship doesnt even have toilets 🚽so men can piss and shit anywhere they llease, it sounds really hot..there is even a ‘glory hole’ feature where lovers can put their anus against one part of a wall with a hole in and his partnercanbe on the other side seeing their ballon knot press up against the hole before tonguing their anus and getting a fart spray. I bet things get pretty hectic down there on the poop deck, huh, ass breath?
I can only imagine the exquisite viewing pleasure of belding sweaty ass peek though the hole 🕳
And Steve, get back in touch goddamnit!
Ass Hawk, I have heard that the complete lack of toilets on that ship! Apparently, they keep costs down by not having to supply any toilet paper or have janitors - if you take a dump, you can simply walk into the coat room and wipe your ass clean with any of the passenger's coats hanging in there! I also heard that there is a gift shop which sells clothing. The gift shop has a small changing room where customers can try on clothes. Apparently, if you are shopping in the store, you can always hear the sound of someone peeing on the carpet in the changing room and the entire gift shop reeks of the smell of urine!
There is also a dance club on the ship. There are small holes in the ceiling so that someone on the floor above can sit bare-assed on top of one of the holes and fart and spray diarrhea down onto the dance floor below! It is a queer paradise!!!
Man, the response to the cruise since Corky and Mr. B announced their attendance has been off the charts! The most desirable rooms immediately became those directly below their suites. Rumor has it a fart loving Saudi Prince booked up every room on the floor below their balconies. Rooms on lower decks also sold out fast. Just imagine hanging out in your room, looking out the porthole window, and seeing a massive Mr. B or Corky turd fly past the window. For those with balconies below them the experience will be even more amazing and will include incredible amounts of farts. I have a boner just thinking about spending two weeks seeing Corky’s bubble butt leaning over the edge of his balcony as he releases a turd! I just hope he doesn’t fall over the side! As confirmed by others there are no bathrooms on the ship. This will result in an amazing display of people taking dumps and pissing off the side of the ship. At the bon voyage party to see off the ship cruise sponsor Pizza Hut will supply thousands of pizzas and sponsor Mountain Dew will supply every flavor of their fine soda. As the ship departs the cruise passengers will be encouraged to spray diarrhea all over the friends and family there to see them off. It will be an extremely erotic start to what will be an amazing event.
Deranged Queers, I wanted to post a quick note in here to let everyone know the ship is nearly sold out. Also, I have an exciting announcement. We have secured a number of the actors from the HBO prison show “Oz” who will be on the ship and will be re-enacting various prison rapes and will also be assaulting a few lucky passengers. We were unable to get the actual “Schillinger” to reprise the role, but were able secure someone to play it, ensuring one of the shows most notorious “booty bandits” will be in attendance. I hope this little tidbit helps make up your mind to get your tickets now, before it’s too late!
Hey Fart Cruise asshole! I’m gonna be there and if that booty bandit Schillinger tries to fuck with me I’m gonna toss him over the side of the boat like one of Corky’s turds! I still got a swastika tattoo on my ass from that faggot!
t took me 4 attempts to read it!
I heard that last year, the captain ran the ship aground because he was too busy getting a reach around from the problem child actor that his crack pipe hit the floor and damaged the control buttons.
I can only imagine how the patrons of the liner will react when it comes over the tannoy that Corky has been made captain of the ship for one hour as a VIP rewardt!
Fart cruise liner representative. Please confirm that in addition to sea going, you will be visiting all the baseball grounds situated on rivers to allow for some dumpster related shore leave for your customers?
Inside Man, Corky’s podcast idea is brilliant! A-Rod is obviously jealous that he didn’t think of it first. A podcast of Corky and Mr. Belding belching and ripping ass for hours each day would be very popular. Straight people would listen for a good laugh and mentally deranged homosexuals would listen to have something to jerk off to! They could even have guest celebrities visit and belch and fart. Steven Seagal is really fat now - I bet he could unleash some epic beeches and heinous farts!
Crotchmaster, the demand for that belching and farting cruise was so great that they are now offering a nude cruise! Apparently the only meals served will be deep dish pepperoni pizza and Taco Bell tacos and burritos. They will also have soda machines throughout the ship which only serve various flavors of Mountain Dew and water. I heard after each voyage, they have to tear out of the carpet and replace it as it is doused in urine and feces! They have an acapella group which “sings” songs by the members farting in unison. They do a great version of Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” by farting in a choreographed synchronization! At the end of their performances, all of the windows in the room are opened to air out the room to remove the smell of ripe anuses!
My penis is like a delicate little flower that needs to be constantly nurtured & given extra-special care, love and attention on a regular basis to help it to grow & bloom into the ass-reaming fuck-rod that it truly was meant to be. #TiptoeThruTheTulips
Last night, Corky and A-Rod were on the couch cuddling while watching the “Field of Dreams” baseball game. At one point, A-Rod got up and said he had to go to the bathroom. Corky asked if he was going to go pee-pee or doo-doo. A-Rod said it was a rude thing to ask, but that if Corky has to know, he was going to go dookie. Corky replied that was good that that A-Rod “needed to free up some room down there.” A-Rod asked Corky what he was talking about and Corky said that by going doo-doo, there would be more room in A-Rod’s ass for his enormous ‘tard cock. A-Rod got really sad and started crying as he said, “Why don’t you love me? Am I just a hole for your dong???” When Corky heard this, he got mad and told A-Rod to “stop being such a faggot!” Then Corky ass-raped A-Rod!! Afterwards, Corky ordered A-Rod to go dookie to free up space for next time! Corky also reminded A-Rod that his 56th birthday was coming up in two weeks and that A-Rod needed to hurry up and grow a hook nose like Screech’s!!
El Stinkmeister, Corky is so considerate, and A Rod is an asshole. He wanted to ensure A Rod voided his bowels before some hot butt sex. But A Rod had to get all sensitive and whine like a bitch. It’s enraging considering A Rod constantly tells Corky to shut up and let him fondle his bubble butt, and also loves being manhandled by a ‘tard. But A Rod finds every excuse to whine and get emotional about everything. I’m glad Corky taught A Rod a valuable lesson by packing A Rod’s turd with his massive dong. A Rod better have rhinoplasty soon in order to have that hook nose by Corky’s birthday or he’s in big trouble!
I was at a McDonalds today and saw A Rod and Corky having a lunch date. Corky had about 50 chicken McNuggets, and enormous thing of fries, and a giant orange soda. He was shoveling food in his face as fast as he could while A Rod ate some little salad thing. A Rod was munching on his salad and the crunching seemed to annoy Corky who while spewing food everywhere told A Rod he was eating like an animal and the noise was bothering him. A Rod protested that Corky was spewing food everywhere and had BBQ sauce all over his shirt. He said he was eating quietly and also eating healthy, which Corky should try. This enraged Corky who said he was eating to produce the farts that A Rod worshipped and also to keep his bubble butt in perfect shape. He then belched in A Rod’s face, and crawled across the table of their booth, karate chopping A Rod in the throat. He then ripped off A Rod’s Yankees pants, and shoved a few McNuggets into A Rod’s ass before giving him some rough anal. The patrons of the McDonalds went wild at this as did all the employees. They all began jerking off and farting on each other. The manager announced that for the next hour food was free. Corky then blew a massive load on A Rod and went off to get more Nuggets, a few pies, and a bunch of burgers. A Rod learned a lesson that time!
I just watched an awesome episode of the 1970’s game show “The Dating Game”. This game had 3 contestants vying for a date with some whore. They would all sit on a stage, but the contestants were separated by a divider from the girl. She would ask them questions, and based off of their responses would pick one to go on a date with. I was startled when I saw a very young Mr. Belding was the middle contestant. What a beefcake! The first question he was asked as “if you were an animal what kind of animal would you be.” To this Mr. B let loose a monster belch into the microphone. The audience cheered this and the woman seemed to swoon. The other two bachelors answered it with normal boring answers. The next question was “How do you have fun.” At this the Big Bopper pressed the microphone to his asshole and ripped ass. The audience again went wild and the woman nearly fainted. At that point she said she had heard enough and picked contestant two, which was Mr. B! He sauntered over to her and she was excited to see him, and even more excited when his first words to her was an insanely loud belch in her face! He then did this amazing Bruce Lee type move where he jumped in the air, spun his ass towards her face, and ripped ass mere inches from her nose. The audience went totally insane at this amazing display and Mr. B and the lady went behind the stage where we could hear some hot banging going on. The host just stood there with an obvious erection, while sweating profusely. Then the credits rolled. I have to say this was amazing and shows that Mr. B has been a stud since his early days. I imagine soon after he became a principal as the time of the show they announced his profession as “Gigilo”.
Lee Harvey, A-Rod is definitely the submissive and battered woman in his relationship with Corky. How dare he give nutrition advice to the lovable Corky! And everyone knows that is adorable when Corky spits food everywhere when he eats. Corky's best buddy, Mr. Belding, encourages this behavior and so should A-Rod!
Boss Hog, Mr. Belding was a real ladies man back when he was fairly physically fit during the 1970s. When he became fat, women stopped desiring him so he was left to fulfill his sexual desires with Screech. He’s had quite an interesting life
John, mr belding in his younger days was a hot dick stud. He even went with the dukes of hazard on occasion. He sure was a ladies man, but I still think he can pull any lady he wanted…remember when J-Lo still hung around A Rods mansion even though it was obviously over? It was her lusting after beldings thick farts that kept her around.
I do hope he shares some of this in his podcasts, it can’t all be farts and belches
A-Rod was announcing the Mets-Dodgers game on Sunday Night Baseball while Corky and Mr. Belding sat in his mansion guzzling down Mountain Dew and eating deep dish pizza. Corky said it would be fun to call A-Rod’s iphone and then hang up without saying anything. Mr. Belding replied that it would be even funnier if they call and took turns ripping ass into the phone! So they called A-Rod’s cell phone and when he didn’t answer, they would leave voicemails of farts! After the game ended, A-Rod checked his iphone and saw that there were over 100 voicemails. A-Rod started listening to them but stopped after he realized that every voicemail was of someone ripping ass. When A-Rod got home, he told Corky that it wasn’t funny to leave fart voicemails as he could have missed an important business call because of the prank calls. A-Rod then said that he wasn’t mad and that he just wanted Corky to realize that he needs to be more mature. He then asked Corky to walk over so he could fondle Corky’s bubble butt. After a couple minutes of caressing Corky’s ass, A-Rod said that he would order some Chinese food for delivery. When A-Rod picked up the phone on his kitchen, he was quickly overcome by the rank stench of anus! A-Rod asked why the phone smelled so bad and Corky replied that it was because he and Mr. Belding had been farting on it for several hours that day so obviously it would smell. Corky also told A-Rod he was an idiot and said he didn’t want to eat shitty Chinese food! He then threw A-Rod a vicious beating and ass-raped him while Mr. Belding ate a large can of frosting and a jar of sprinkles while periodically ripping window-rattling farts!!
Stink,, what is belding wearing these days? It seems his acting career has dried up, along with his love life - is he still wearing those tight polyester suits from his time at bayside high? They really used to smell
Corky seems to still be the man around town, but I fear belding actually is getting senile and no longer thinking with his dinosaur cock
I’m a loser. I want Corky to make me eat his dirty diaper and rip wet farts in my face.
I’m so stoked for the Paralympics!
I hear there are going to be mass viewing parties across the US?
I heard that Corky expects A-Rod to bear a child for him for his 56th birthday which is coming next week. Corky believes that A-Rod will give birth out of his asshole and Corky is looking forward to being a father! What will Corky do if A-Rod does give anal birth to Corky’s child?????
He will probably smother it with guacamole, sour cream, and tomatillo sauce - and then wolf it all down like the starving 'tard that he is.. ;)
Steve, if A Rod does have a butt baby as Corky is demanding he is likely in for trouble. If the baby isn’t a ‘tard Corky will insist A Rod cheated on him. If the baby has dark skin Corky will also accuse A Rod of being a cheater. If by some rare chance the kid is light skinned and a ‘tard Corky may accept it, but will mock A Rod for being a huge faggot who had a kid out of his ass. He will then ass rape A Rod as punishment. I’m also concerned about the hook nose request. A Rod doesn’t seem to be taking it seriously and I believe Corky isn’t requesting a hook nose or baby, but demanding them both. If A Rod doesn’t produce both he’s in for a pain train with Corky driving the locomotive.
Crotchmaster, those are good points. However, I doubt that Corky wants A-Rod to give birth to a butt-baby who has a hook nose. Corky wants A-Rod to grow a hook nose because he enjoyed the way it felt when Screech would rub his massive hook nose up and down the crack of Corky's ass!
El Stinkmeister, I think you misunderstood my post. I wasn’t insinuating that Corky wanted a butt baby with a hook nose. But that he was demanding A Rod deliver both a baby, and grow a hook nose by his birthday. I’m certain if the baby had a hook nose he would accuse A Rod of cheating on him with Screech and beat him unmercifully!
Crotchmaster, I stand corrected. And you are correct that if A-Rod doesn’t grow a hook nose and give anal birth to a child by Corky’s birthday next week, he’s going to be in for a world of hurt!!
Today A Rod had a business lunch meeting at his home. During this Corky and Mr. B were watching 1980’s pro wrestling matches and having a belching contest. When they ran out of Mountain Dew Corky went to get more, and when he did he walked through the dining room where A Rod and his guests were eating. Corky then saw that A Rod was drinking a beer with his lunch and went ballistic. He ran over and knocked the drink off the table and began smacking A Rod in the face, yelling at him for drinking while carrying Corky’s butt baby! A Rod was humiliated, especially since Corky was only wearing his diaper, and insisted he was not pregnant with a “butt baby” and that Corky needed to go back to watching wresting. At this Corky punched A Rod so hard he flew out of his chair, causing his guests to cheer. From across the house they could hear the mighty roar of a Mr. B 12 second belch of support. Corky then ripped of A Rod’s suit pants (he seems to trade his Yankees pants for suit pants when business partners come over) and gave him a good ass raping. Telling A Rod if he caught him drinking again while he was pregnant Corky would sew his mouth shut. A Rod’s guests seemed to enjoy this ass raping and jerked off wildly. Corky then flipped A Rod over and told A Rod he’d learned a new move from the show “Oz”. He tied A Rod down, and then hung his ass over a chair and took a dump in A Rod’s mouth just like Beecher did to Schillinger. He told A Rod to chow down on his turd as turds are “good for babies”. Corky then went off to get the Mountain Dew and return to watching wrestling with his best friend in the universe. Corky sure taught A Rod a good lesson about drinking and being pregnant!
Inside Man, A-arod deserved that beating! He should have known that Corky would think he was putting his potential child at risk! Corky expects A-Rod to deliver a healthy child with Down’s Syndrome from his anus! A-Rod also better watch what he eats - if he eats anything greasy which causes him to take a massive dump or go diarrhea prior to Corky’s birthday, he’ll probably accuse A-Rod of attempting to abort his butt-baby!
Today Corky asked A Rod if he was feeling his butt baby kicking around in his ass. He also told A Rod that he wouldn’t be giving A Rod any more hot anal action until the butt baby was born as he didn’t want to damage it. A Rod once again told Corky there was no butt baby and all he felt were a few farts from the Taco Bell they had eaten for dinner the night before. He also said that he enjoyed when Corky made love to his asshole, but didn’t like when Corky raped him in front of others. Corky told A Rod that the “farts” were actually the butt baby kicking, and that he better give birth to it before his birthday. Corky then said A Rod was his bitch and he’d buttslam him whenever he liked, but A Rod wouldn’t get any more action until the baby was born. Corky then kicked A Rod in the junk, and when A Rod bent over in pain Corky pressed his bubble butt to A Rod’s head and ripped ass. A Rod then fell to the floor and started convulsing while jizzing his pants!
Inside Man, it seems pretty evident that Corky is going to be a great father. He really cares about the child he assumes is growing in A-Rod’s colon. He’s going to be really disappointed if A-Rod doesn’t shit out a child for him in a few days! He will blame A-Rod if A-Rod fails to birth a Down’s Syndrome child in a few days and will ass-rape A-Rod more violently than ever before!!’
Hello all. I am a plastic surgeon in the Miami area and I specialize in rhinoplasty. Specifically giving gay men hook noses so they can pleasure their lovers butthole with it. It seems A Rod needs this service to keep his bubble butted lover happy. For anyone on this board if you come in an mention you found me here I will give you a 10 percent discount in any procedure. I can tighten up a torn butthole. Give you a hooknose. Or dozens of other queer friendly operations. Call my office today!!
Dr. Hooknose, you are providing an incredibly valuable and desired service to the gay community! I’m sure you must make millions doing these surgical procedures and A-Rod clearly needs your services. To please his lover, Corky, A-Rod will be stopping by soon to fix his butthole and get the hook in his nose.
Hi all just popping in to back up dr hooknoses’ abilities. He had screech as his muse and his experience in the dumpster scene has given him years of insights about how important the correct nose structure is.
The one thing I did notice in his studio though was that there was lots of green doo doo 💩 on the linoleum flooring when I was there, along with lots of empty bottle of grape soda. It sure seemed like someone famous had been I. There before me and trashed the place!
Rod, I am a dietician and green stools sound disturbing! Whoever it is does not eat healthily, or if they do, obviously have issues with their colon. Can you advise if it was solid, or was deposited in one place, or left as a trail?
I’m angry that hook-nosed goblin Screech didn’t leave a nice grave for his queer fans to piss and take dumps on! He’s a loser even in death. He could have had a real shrine made for queers everywhere. They could have parked a dumpster on top of his grave, and his legions of fans could have partied there for eternity. Instead he was cremated. I heard that Corky accidentally used his ashes up thinking they were some kind of food. The Dman’s final journey was through Corky’s colon, and into the sewer!
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