It was recently reported that A-Rod has launched a line of make-up for men. Hard to believe that a former professional baseball player is getting into cosmetics. Was this Corky's idea??? Is so, it is amazing how much A-Rod has gayed up his public image since being released by the Yankees!
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I can confirm this is Corky’s idea. A Rod’s behavior frequently makes it necessary for Corky for smack him around, and occasionally beat the living daylights out of him. Sometimes this leaves unsightly marks on A Rod’s fragile skin. Corky expects A Rod to look his best when they go to Pizza Hut for a date night and demands A Rod use makeup to cover up the marks. This made Corky have one of his many genius ideas. He thinks there are likely many ‘Tard’s out there who have the exact same issue he has with A Rod. He feels man makeup will be a smash hit. Mr. Belding ripped a 13 second fart to signal his agreement. A Rod has spent millions on this idea of Corky’s and Corky said if it fails it will be A Rod’s fault and he will toss A Rod a good beating for blowing it. If it’s successful Corky gets all the profits, with his best friend in the world in for 20 percent.
Barf, I have no doubt that A-Rod uses this makeup to cover up the bruises when Corky throws him on of his trademark beatings! Corky has unbelievably high testosterone levels and is ready to throw down at the drop of a hat. Corky probably also enjoys it when A-Rod dresses a bit more feminine, kind of like that Beecher guy from Oz who was forced to wear makeup and lipstick after being raped in prison.
Does anyone else believe that A Rod’s makeup contains significant amounts of Corky’s semen and feces? If so this could be a huge hit in the queer community.
How will A-Rod’s makeup hold up when Corky and Mr. Belding are ripping powerful wet farts in his face? Will the makeup melt or run down his face like mascara? During lab tests, Mr. Belding’s farts were determined to contain quite a bit of liquid feces. In fact, after Mr. Belding unleashed a powerful 12-second fart after gorging on Taco Bell tacos, the humidity level of a 10x10 ft room increased from 40% to 55%, a massive increase within a span of just 12 seconds!
El Stinkmeister, I doubt A Rod put the proper amount of R & D into his product line. He cheated at baseball, and likely rushed his makeup line to market. I doubt he properly tested it in the environments we deviant queers find ourselves in. I’m certain it would melt and liquify the second Belding ripped a wet fart in his face. I highly doubt it could withstand a Corky fart. A Rod shouldn’t have cut corners with his product line. He should have made sure it could handle the extreme environments demented queers find themselves in. He also should have put Corky, with his dong hanging out, on the package.
Is A-Rod going to come out with a line of lingerie, bras, and panties for men to pair with his men’s makeup? I’m sure he’d enjoy watching Corky parade around in sexy lace teddy which shows off his massive dong. But will the ass portion of this lingerie be designed to support the weight of one of Corky’s massive cookies?
Mr. B and Corky feel the T-Wolves need a uniform redesign to go along with their new queer fanbase. They designed uniforms that have Corky with his dong out on the front, and Mr. B with his dong out on the back. The shorts are ass less, and the front of the shorts is a mesh plastic, with a see through plastic cup. When they first showed their uniform ideas to A Rod he said they would ever get NBA approval. This enraged Corky as he and his best friend had spent hours coming up with these tremendous ideas. He flew right into a ‘tard rage and pummeled A Rod while Mr. B ate an entire Entenmans cake, and a half gallon of chocolate ice cream. Mr. B then lifted his leg near A Rod’s head and ripped a 9 second wet fart. Between the beating and the fart a dazed A Rod agreed to submit their uniform idea to the NBA. Corky also said he and Mr. B would need to be paid a lot of money for the design and use of their picture on the uniforms. Mr. B and Corky then went off to watch the smurfs and eat an enormous deep dish pepperoni pizza.
I have another beauty regimen that a-rod outta try - it is a man-milk nut-facial, otherwise known as a semen masque. It will tighten up his pores and leave his skin with a refreshed & healthy glow and, like I said, the pleasure will be all mine.. 😜
Alex Rodriguez really hit the jackpot with Corky - they must have hot sex all of the time! I would love to be in his shoes and be dating Corky. We could compare cocks and I would be humiliated because his dong is so much bigger than mine. Then he would beat me up for having a small cock and would step on me in front of a crowd of people at a bus stop to embarrass me. He would use my anus as his jizz receptacle. Then he would fart repeatedly in my face and make me sniff the farts before raping me
Alex also has a line of waterproof lipstick products sold under the brand-name of "Cock Kiss ��❤", that supposedly won't smear or smudge while you're performing oral sex on a horny gang of several big black mandingos.
I heard that A-Rod’s company is going to start selling a line of “anal tampons.” Instead of soaking up period blood like a woman’s tampon, these are to sop up blood from a torn anus of a man who has been ass-raped. The packages for these anal tampons will have a drawing of A-Rod being anally violated by Corky while Mr. Belding sits on a couch eating a bag of chips. Will such great marketing, I’m sure they will sell millions of these!
Hey everyone. My grandfather served in WWII with Corky’s grandad. When I was young my grandad would regale me with wild tales of Corky’s grandad, who was also a ‘tard. He was always doing silly things like going dookie in his pants, flipping over Jeep’s, getting angry at getting shot at, and throwing feces at the Nazi’s. One time he went to throw a grenade but after pulling the pin got distracted looking at something shiny and forgot to throw it. My grandad saw this and just in time grabbed it from him and threw it. Another time during a covert mission he gave their position away by ripping a ridiculously loud fart, then laughing hysterically. Another time he shot their Sergeant in the ass for yelling at him. Normally this would have resulted in a court Marshall but he was just to darn lovable. My grandfather said he and Corky’s grandad hooked up a number of times and Corky’s grandad could really tongue an anus. Corky should really be proud of his grandads service!
I damn you demon-possessed faggots to hell! Y’all need to change yo lives abs save yourselves. Alex Rodriguez is a feces-eater who is taking advantage of the lovable retard, Corky. This ain’t nothing to celebrate. Alex has tricked Corky into stinking his enormous don’t into Alex’s anus and it ain’t right!!!
Pastor Manning, I take it you have never had the pleasure of another man eating a Lincoln log from your anus? You have never felt the Devine tongue of another man allowing their tongue to slither into your ass? Can you truly say you have never gobbled a butt burrito from the ass of a deranged homeless man who you had just provided a fine McDonalds happy meal? These are amazing things every man needs to experience. I don’t believe A Rod has tricked lovable Corky, as Mr. B would never allow that to happen. I believe A Rod is Corky’s bitch, and A Rod is a demented man who loves being manhandled and buttslammed by a mid 50’s, overweight, ‘tard. Corky then lives a life of luxury with he and his best friend in the universe. I for one think it’s beautiful.
Mr. B has made nearly $1MM over the last year by selling his own coronavirus masks to the raging queer community. As soon as masks were encouraged he got a request from Anthony Fauci for a personalized mask, made from an old pair of Beldings filthy Hanes underwear. Fauci claimed Mr. B’s ass juice, fart debris, and pee stains offered protection against the virus. We all know Fauci makes shit up constantly, and he just wanted to wear Mr. B’s befouled underpants on his face. After that Mr. B got the idea to sell his worn underwear. He bought thousands of pairs, each allowing him to make 4 masks, and would wear them for a short while, then turn them over to sewing company that then made the final masks. As Mr. B rarely bathes, and rips ass almost non stop, he only had to wear each pair for 10 minutes or so to “ripen” them up for sale to demented queers. Once San Francisco had a mask mandate in place the orders rolled in at a pace that even Mr. B couldn’t keep up with. So his best buddy in the world Corky began producing masks to help out. In cities like Seattle, San Francisco, and Portland many Antifa, who are almost all raging degenerate queers, now wear Mr. B or Corky soiled underpants masks so they can huff some ass stink, while protecting themselves from tear gas. This has made the Big Bopper far more then he ever made as the principal of Bayside High!
Inside Man, Harvard Business School needs to do a case study on Mr. Belding’s mask company as he’s a marketing genius! He obviously knew that by selling masks made from his soiled underwear to the gay community, he was going to make a fortune!
Corky is an outspoken ‘tard supremacist. Corky told A-Rod that he wanted to form his own country where everyone is a ‘tard. He said it would be like Israel, but for retards only. Corky said that his country would have the best restaurants in the world, including Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and high-end restaurants like The Sizzler. A-Rod asked where the country would be located and Corky replied that it would be located where Disney World is so he could ride roller coasters whenever he wanted to do so. A-Rod replied that this was Corky’s dumbest idea yet and that the Disney corporation owned the land where Disney World was located. A-Rod also said, “Since when is The Sizzler considered a high-end restaurant?”
Corky got really mad at A-Rod and slapped him in the face! Corky said that obviously the ‘tards would have to confiscate the land and that he was a god to the ‘tard community and that my they would help him acquire the land! Corky then made a huge dookie before taking off his diaper and making A-Rod each the feces. Corky then ass-raped A-Rod as A-Rod moaned in ecstasy!
El Stinkmeister, with the society we currently live in all Corky would have to do is show that Disney somehow “oppressed” or “took advantage” of the ‘tard community in order to demand that Disney turn over their land. I’m sure this would be incredibly easy to accomplish and by the end of summer Corky could fulfill his dream of having his own sovereign country at what is now Disney World. He would be smart to demand ongoing cash and also Disney paying their current staff to maintain the place so the rides all worked and Corky wouldn’t get angry when he found Space Mountain was out of commission. A Rod should see this as he believes he’s an amazing businessman. I think he wants Corky all to himself and can’t stand the idea of Corky have his own country where he might not be welcome. Somehow I feel Corky would totally make an exception for the Big Bopper and make him an honorary ‘tard and second in command to Corky. I really hope this happens. Also, A Rod and Corky are known to go on date nights to Pizza Hut. So I’m not sure why A Rod would insult the Sizzler. It sure as hell isn’t Le Cirque that gave Corky his amazing bubble butt that A Rod worships!
Hi guys. I am the CEO of the Walt Disney Corporation and have been following this board closely.
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Some of you may not be aware of this abomination. I’m sure Corky is, and he has left me numerous voicemails with him grunting, screaming “dookie” “Hulkster” and other unintelligible stuff. It is disrespectful that loser Shia LaBeouf was cast and Corky was overlooked. We at Disney have made a mockery of ‘tards and I want to settle this horrendous matter. I am willing to give Corky Epcot Center for his ‘tard supremacy nation. We will of course keep it fully staffed and maintained, all at no charge to Corky. I cannot however give Corky all of Walt Disney Land. I hope the gentlemen on this board find this offer acceptable. If Corky accepts we will plan to turn over Epcot Center, and rename it whatever Corky wants the day after Labor Day 2021. Please let me know if this is acceptable and accept my sincere apology.
Bob Chapek, I bet Corky would love to establish a homeland for ‘tards at Epcot, particularly if the Disney company continues the maintenance. You’ll probably need to purchase several industrial strength fire hoses to clean up the various diarrhea sprays left throughout the park by excited ‘tards. I’m certain that Corky would enjoy eating at the Mexican restaurant in that Mexico country attraction. After gorging on greasy tacos and drinking lots of Coca-Cola, Corky and Mr. Belding would get that crappy boat ride around the Mexico attraction. Halfway through the boat ride, Corky and Mr. Belding would each drop their sweatpants and spray diarrhea into the water!
Gary, we will make sure we have the proper cleaning supplies. We currently don’t have a lot of “diarrhea sprays” but we do have plenty of accidents from children and incontinent adults. We will gladly make sure the park is properly maintained. I do need to know if this sovereign country will have people sleeping over, as the park is currently not designed for that. Currently all patrons leave at the end of each day, and the park has no overnight accommodations. We will need to come up with a solution if Corky is planning on having people live there. I for one am excited. At the Disney Corporation we want to be inclusive, and encourage ‘tards to fully express themselves. In our main parks we already switched policies to allow and encourage hard core man love right out in the open. We also encourage gender flipping where one minute a person may deem themselves a male, and the next a female. They are free to use whatever bathroom they wish, and if the bathrooms get rowdy we also encourage that. We are a very progressive company and cannot wait to see Corky thrive in his new country.
I love corky with all my heart & soul and want him to assfuck me and then spooge up my anus-hoal and then the next time I go poop all of his rotten semen will come out with the shit and then I can drizzle it on top of my pancakes and cereal.
Corky would love to have his ‘Tard country located at Epcot! But he would want a new attraction. In particular, he would demand that Epcot be modified to include a petting zoo. Corky, like all ‘tards, loves going to the zoo. He would enjoy the type of petting zoo where the animals don’t mind if you ride them even if you accidentally go to the bathroom on them!
Corky invited a couple of his ‘tard buddies over last night to engage in some group activity. Specifically, they pulled a gay ‘tard train on A-Rod! They really had their way with A-Rod’s butthole and mouth! They each blew multiple loads of their demonic ‘tard semen into A-Rod’s orifices. Will A-Rod be infected with a virulent strain of Down Syndrome??
Wow, it seems Corky is really rallying the troops in preparation for their takeover of Epcot Center. I for one hope to visit Orlando and hope to get close enough to Epcot to leer through the fence in hopes of seeing some hardcore ‘tard action. It would be so damn hot! I wonder if they will kidnap “normies” like A Rod and treat them as sex slaves? I wonder if Corkyland will have any rules at all, or if it will be an “anything goes” atmosphere?
El Stinkmeister, I have checked in to your request for Corky to have access to a petting zoo. This can easily be done, and we will bring some animals in from our “Disney Animal Kingdom” which is located nearby. Those Mongoloids will have a blast playing with apes, elephants, and many other fun loving animals. We are all very excited for the grand opening of Corkyland (that’s the name we are using until we hear anything different).
Does anyone know if Mr. B sells his farts in jars? I believe they could be the next “poppers”! The queer community needs something new to spice things up and Mr. B’s rank ass stink would do the trick! Uggghhhhh! I just lost a huge load thinking about huffing Mr. B’s toxic ass fumes!
Corky intends to open a gift shop at Epcot when it becomes a ‘tard country. He has drawn nude drawings with crayons of he and A-Rod. In the drawings, Corky has a massive dong which is as thick as a can of soda and hangs down to his knees. A-Rod is drawn with a little tiny baby-sized dick which looks like a tiny Vienna sausage. There is also a diaper full of feces on the ground behind them in the drawings! A-Rod has complained about this, whining that the drawing isn’t to scale and that his cock is much bigger than that. But Corky insists that A-Rod was born with a tiny cock and that steroids made it even smaller. A-Rod started crying about this the other day and Corky got mad and threw him a vicious beating and raped him!
I just saw an episode of Alf that Corky guest starred in. In it he played Willy’s gay lover, and they spent most of their time smoking crack, and having hot man love. Alf kept popping in and annoyed Corky with his stupid one liners. After Alf insulted Corky with one of his quips Corky ripped off his diaper, punched Alf in the nose, then sat on Alf’s face while taking a monster shit. He then forced Alf to gobble up his turd then tongue his butthole. Alf’s huge nose and tongue really delighted Corky. During this Willie smoked crack and looked at a gay porn magazine. That has to be one of my favorite episodes.
Today Corky was in a foul mood as he realized A Rod has never asked him to marry him. He confronted A Rod with this and A Rod said he didn’t think the world was ready for a ‘tard marriage. This infuriated Corky who felt A Rod just likes him for his juicy bubble butt, and has no intention of marrying him. He immediately belted A Rod in the gut, then gave A Rod a pile driver as Mr. B cheered him on while eating a box of donuts and a gallon of chocolate milk. Corky then kicked A Rod in the ribs a few times before ripping off his Yankees pants and ass raping him. He and Mr. B then went out for a dip in the pool, where they also ate about 75 bbq chicken wings. Those best buddies really support each other!
David, A-Rod is really put in a no-win situation by Corky. If he had asked Corky to marry him, Corky would have accused A-Rod of being a dirty faggot. Corky would have then teabagged and ass-raped A-Rod to punish him for being openly homosexual.
Corky has really been practicing in potty training skills. A-Rod's mansion has seven large bathrooms. The other day, A-Rod was sitting on the toilet taking a dump in the bathroom in his master bedroom. All of a sudden, the door burst open and Corky ran in and said that he needed to go "peepee," A-Rod said that he was proud of Corky and that Corky could use one of the other bathrooms to pee. Corky when yanked down his pants and diaper and started peeing on A-Rod as he continued sitting on the toilet. Corky really soaked A-Rod's head, shirt, and legs with piss! A-Rod when yelled at Corky and said that he deserves an F for potty training. Corky felt badly and then got really angry and flew into a 'tard rage! He kicked A-Rod off the toilet and was about to rape A-Rod before he saw a feces "turtlehead" sticking out of A-Rod's anus! Corky started stomping on A-Rod's ribs and then sat on A-Rod's head as his bare ass farted repeatedly on A-Rod's face! Corky then jerked off onto A-Rod's face and said "cover that up with your faggot make-up!!!!!" Corky really taught A-Rod a lesson.
El Stinkmeister, A Rod should be ready to evacuate any toilet he’s on while Corky is potty training. When an insensitive asshole.
Today I was at a flea market and made an amazing discovery. I found a Corky calendar from 1996. I had no idea they made them that late into the nineties. In it Corky is a but chubby, and is leaning on a 1980’s Dodge Charger, with his massive dong hanging out of his jeans. Highly erotic material. Now in the background it got odd. As there were those two twins who were in Corky’s band. They were squatting down next to each other in some grass, and both had shit logs coming out of their assholes. They were also jerking each other off from what I could tell. It was pretty disturbing. Needless to say I scooped that treasure up from the sucker who was selling it for $3. He gave me a funny look as I couldn’t stop staring at stud muffin Corky, but I didn’t care.
Corky has been texting with LeBron James who seems to be trying to woo Corky away from A Rod. Corky even asked Mr. B if he was interested in moving to LA. Mr. B ripped a 4 second non committal fart. A Rod better watch himself or he will soon see that luscious bubble butt wobble out his door.
Inside Man, I don’t think that A-Rod has anything to worry about. He thinks that LeBron is ugly, smelly, and as a dumb as a box of rocks. Now that he’s finally got A-Rod wearing makeup like a woman, he has A-Rod where he wants him. Corky is obviously clowning LeBron to get a free trip to Los Angeles. He also wants to LeBron to take him to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles so that he can scarf down chocolate chip waffles and then drink several refills of the only soda on the menu, Grape Crush.
A Rod is terrified of LeBron, as he has made some enormous promises to Corky in order to lure him to LA. Ones that include helping him find a new “Screech” for his best pal Mr. B. It also doesn’t hurt that LeBron isn’t a cheater like A Rod is. Corky does not like that LeBron is butt ugly, and has a bunch of kids running around. Corky said he bets LeBrons’s house stinks like a monkey cage, and sounds like the jungle. This made A Rod happy, but then Corky slugged him in the balls and told him to wipe his smile off his face. During this Mr. B chowed down on an enormous bag of gummy bears while drinking a 4 liter bottle of Mountain Dew that Corky made A Rod have them make just for his best chum.
Nipples...I knew I saw that episode before but all my best buddies would never believe me when I told them! I remember it coming on unannounced just after gummi bears finished on sat morning.
But wasn’t it the other way round, I’m sure he was smoking crack with Alf and having hot man love with him, and it was Willy he whaled on?
Also Crotch, that sure is one hot piece of calendar treasure! How much are you selling for? I have $9k in my sock drawer that says it’s mine? What about it bud?
I like 2 eat my own shit.
Inside Man, I heard that Corky is afraid that LeBron will try to steal his wallet. So he had his Return of the Jedi themed Velcro wallet sewn to his sweatpants.
A couple days ago, A-Rod gave Corky some money and asked him to go to the Chili’s down the street and get a couple hamburgers for them to eat for dinner. A-Rod asked Corky to make sure that the hamburgers are Angus Beef hamburgers. When Corky heard this, he explained “Of course you would want that, FAGGOT! I don’t want an anus burger!” A-Rod replied that he wanted “Angus,” not “anus.” Corky then got really angry and threw A-Rod a vicious beating before ass-raping him!!!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod really is an idiot. Corky doesn’t even have a license. How was he expected to go get food? Hasn’t A Rod heard of Door Dash? I think he was up to something and wanted to get Corky out of the house. I’m guessing he wanted to find some of Mr. B’ a underpants again and was planning on huffing them while jerking off. Thankfully Corky didn’t fall for it an issues a proper beating.
Barf, I think that A-Rod did want Corky to get an anus burger from the restaurant. That’s A-Rod’s code for the Mexican chef to come visit so A-Rod can eat out his ass. But A-Rod was embarrassed when Corky called him out and lied to cover his own butt. Corky saw through this and beat and raped A-Rod to teach him a valuable lesson
El Stinkmeister, I’m quite certain Corky would consider A Rod eating a Mexican chefs asshole cheating. Corky throws down and accuses A Rod of cheating for much lesser infractions. I think A Rod must be suffering brain damage for him to do something so ignorant. I think A Rod is really feeling the pressure of knowing other major celebrities and athletes are courting Corky. Not only will A Rod lose Corky, but it’s certain his best friend in the world will also leave. Taking with him A Rod’s supply of shit stained stank ass underpants A Rod loves to wear on his face while jerking off. A Rod really is a loser.
What does this Mexican chef look like, is he buff?
Anonymous, the Mexican chef looks like a young and fat version of George Lopez. He’s not a handsome man, but I’m sure he can produce some of the heinous farts that A-Rod enjoys inhaling while pleasuring himself
Hey gang, I found this old post about someone who ran into A-Rod at a hotel a few years ago. Was this before he abs Corky started dating? Or was A-Rod cheating on Corky at the time?
“I met A Rod last summer. It was soon after A Rod got shit canned by the Yankees. I was with my family in NYC. For some reason A Rod was staying in the same hotel we were. I had seen him in the hallway wearing his Yankees uniform which I found odd and realized he was in the room right next to ours. The room had a connecting door that led to A Rods room. On the first night around 4am we were awoken to an odd but loud noise. It was a rumbling coming from the connecting door. When I opened it I found that A Rod was standing there bare asses and had been ripping farts against the door. When I asked him what he was doing he asked me if I wanted to hang out? I told him it was 4am and my family was sleeping. He asked if he could tongue my anus and I slammed the door on him and went back to bed. The next night the same thing happened. When I opened the door I found A Rod again, bare assed and jerking off. He pulled me into his room and ripped off my boxer shorts. He closed the connecting door before going to town on my butthole. He begged me to fart in his mouth which I repeatedly did. I'm not a gay man but A Rod and I did have some hot man action that night. By the morning the room stank of stale farts and the sheets were covered in piss, jizz, and shit. For the next three nights we repeated this until my family vacation was over and I headed home. I found A Rod to be a class act. I still long for my bedroom door at home to rumble with his farts.”
I’m a long-haul trucker. Last fall I was delivering a truckload of goods to a Walmart in upstate New York. Along the way, I stopped at a rest area near New York City to take a massive dump. I’d been dropping ass for about an hour after eating a nice lunch at Taco Bell, but I could tell that my colon was having trouble digesting all of the grease as I kept expelling nasty farts as I drove. Fortunately I saw the rest stop as I wasn’t sure how much more of this my O-ring could handle! I walked into the men’s room and was astonished to see that A-Rod was standing there with a white dress shirt and a little black vest. I couldn’t believe it, but A-Rod was actually working as an unpaid bathroom attendant at this rest stop! He asked whether I needed a breath mint or anything else to make my visit more enjoyable l. I thanked him, but said that I was fine as I walked into a stall to sit down an expel the contents of my bowls. After sitting on the toilet, I relaxed my O-ring muscles and then started spraying diarrhea and ripping nasty farts! A-Rod complimented me on “taking one hell of a dump” and said that I was a lucky man. I started to get a bit worried when A-Rod suddenly stuck his head under the door to ask whether I needed some assistance in wiping my ass. I told him to stop being such a faggot and leave me alone. Then i threw a piece of toilet paper with which I had just wiped my ass crack. The toilet paper had feces on it and the wad of toilet paper hit A-Rod’s lips! A-Rod then licked his lips before he doubled over onto the floor and started having some type of homosexual seizure and while hissing himself in ecstasy! Man, A-Rod is one demented freak! I don’t know how a stud like Corky tolerates him!!!
Hi guys. I hope to shed some light on things with an experience I had last year. It was mid December and I was traveling on business to a meeting in another state. I didn’t want to fly so I drove. One evening I stopped off at a truck stop to get some dinner. Inside I noticed Mr. Belding and Corky. They were having a belching contest, so it was impossible to not notice them. Corky was drinking Hawaiian Punch soda and Mr. B was drinking Mountain Dew. Corky had red all down his shirt from spewing Hawaiian Punch while belching. Attached to the restaurant was an enormous bathroom with showers and dozens of bathroom stalls. When I entered I did a double take. The place wasn’t very busy and there were two guys in front of me as I entered who were comparing cocks. I quickly realized it was A Rod and that guy Screech. Their cocks were tiny and they were arguing over whose was larger. When they saw me come in they tried to quickly zip up and both bowed in my direction. Screech was wearing Zubaz pants and some weird shirt that looked like a tuxedo shirt, jacket and bow tie. A Rod was wearing Yankees pants and some weird, fruity, shirt as well as a giant ‘fro wig. He also had on a name tag that said “trainee”. Screech told me he would be my bathroom attendant and that he was training someone and hoped I didn’t mind if he followed along. I ignored this nonsense and walked to a stall, but Screech ran ahead and opened it for me and bowed. I noticed A Rod taking notes on this little pink notepad. I went in and closed the door and moments later saw both looking under the stall at me, and Screech asked if I needed any help. I said no and they removed their heads but I could hear them talking in front of the stall and Screech was lecturing A Rod on bathroom attendant etiquette. I then ripped a nice fart before letting loose some diarrhea. This cause some excitement and I heard both of them yell “Zoinks”. They both then began clapping and telling me I was really impressing them with such a masterful shit. Screech asked if I needed help wiping and I told him to leave me alone Seconds later the door burst open and Screech was tonguing my anus, while jerking me off. I have to say, I’m not a gay man, but he was a real pro. I was so relaxed I let loose a big fart and this knocked Screech over and he began moaning in delight while jizzing himself. He was able to point to my ass and seconds later A Rod took over. He wasn’t nearly as skilled as Screech, but he did an ok job. His reach around left quite a bit to be desired. Just to be nice I ripped a wet fart in his mouth, and he too fell over and jizzed himself while flopping around. At that point I left the stall, these two idiots were both still flopping on the floor, and went to wash up. Screech and A Rod both popped up soon after and Screech turned on the water for me then asked if I needed any mints or cologne. The cologne was labeled “Ass” and the mints were in the shape of tiny dicks. I said I was fine, and washed up. I then left a dollar in this top hat that was sitting there for tips and left. As I left I heard Screech tell A Rod “now that’s how it’s done”. I got back to the restaurant and finished my meal while Corky and Belding had a farting contest that made the place reek of ass. Mr. B easily beat Corky. Soon after I got back on the road. I was sad when Screech passed away so young. But now looking back I think he was training A Rod to be an unpaid bathroom attendant like he was. I’m sure Corky and Belding were there with A Rod and Screech and were just hanging out while the training went on. What an awesome legacy Screech left, that A Rod is carrying on! I hope A Rod has improved his skills since I met him.
Wow, it certainly appears as though A-Rod has chosen “Unpaid Bathroom Attendant” has his second career! He obviously doesn’t need the money, so he must really enjoy hanging out in men’s rooms handing out papers towels and offering words of encouragement to random strangers taking dumps and ripping ass mere feet from where he stands. I saw him on Shark Tank last year and he definitely wasn’t suited for that line of work, but this is more his style.
Diesel, it must have been so strange to start going dookie and then see A-Rod’s head sticking under the stall door!
Phillip, you certainly had an interesting encounter at that truck stop. Corky is amazing- only he would drink a non-carbonated beverage, such as Hawaiian Punch, to compete in a belching contest with the formidable Mr. Belding! He must have made his mess by inhaling quite a bit of air while gulping down the Hawaiian Punch to give himself fuel for the contest! And it is fantastic that the legendary Unpaid Bathroom Attendant, Screech, trained A-Rod in the craft. A-Rod will never surpass Screech, but I’m sure he’ll make a name for himself.
Hello friends, it is I, Jan Lewan! I am Polka King and here to tell you I am hitting road with massive Polka Band to come to your town! Now that no more covid farts it is party time and all my queer fans will get to party with me. Polka queer concerts are best, as smell of ass is all over while we boogie. A Rod, former baseball hero, will be at show. He work bathroom as unpaid attendant, and will take care of your anus and penis needs if you need break from polka fun. On the show floor you hear music and can have hot man action while my fat bass player spray diarrhea on crowd to whip up frenzy for homosexuals. So look out for news announcement of concert coming to your town!
Philip, diesel, your stories, although highly stimulating leave some very important questions to ask! From talking to other guys, consensus is that Mr B was a pimp who got screech on the toilet attendant scene around 96-97. Could you please both confirm when these hot encounters took place?
It would sure be a revelation to find out A Rod has been living a double life for years! When did he first hook up with A Rod? I thought that screech and Mr B only really became friends in the last year...
Ass Hawk, I ran into A-Rod working as an unpaid bathroom attendant in December 2020. He was asking for random strangers to rip “Coronavirus farts” in his face
Update to amazing shows. If you can show positive corona test you get in free! No $3 cover charge for you! We are trying to make sure we have coronafart competition that will really ripen the air. Also, I just told that tuba player will play instrument with his anus, and drum player will be playing drums with his medium sized ding a ling. Trumpet player will surprise audience by taking nice dump during show, so keep eyes peeled! Also remember fruity pants A Rod will be at every show in bathroom. If he does good job please provide a tip for him. All tips go to Corky or else beating happens. Hope to see everyone soon!
This morning Corky and Mr. B were hanging out in their bunk beds when Corky said he was hungry. Mr. B then said breakfast in bed would be nice, and this got Corky thinking. He quickly became angry that he and his best chum have to trudge downstairs each morning to get their breakfast. He felt that A Rod should be delivering he and his best pal in the universe breakfast in bed each day, while also serenading Corky. Corky popped out of bed and ran to A Rod’s room. When he knocked open the door he found A Rod in bed jerking off while looking at a copy of ‘Bubble Butt Monthly”, which is a publication that focuses on beefcakes in the ‘tard community. This enraged Corky who accused A Rod of cheating on him. He belted A Rod in the face, then smashed a lamp over A Rod’s head. Corky then took off his full morning diaper and strangled A Rod unconscious before giving him some rough anal. When A Rod came to while having his anus pounded Corky told him he better bring he and Mr. B breakfast in bed each morning from now on, and sing to Corky, while wearing a tuxedo. A Rod immediately agreed and Corky jizzed all over him, then gave him a nice donkey punch. Corky then reported back to Mr. B who left a 14 second wet fart as a sing of agreement and solidarity with his bosom buddy.
Inside Man, A-Rod should know that his current purpose in life is to cater to Corky’s every need, including by his penis and ass needs. He should have known that Corky would want to be treated like he is at a bed and breakfast. He should serenade Corky just like the people on those crappy boat rides on the little water area in front of the Venetian in Las Vegas. But unlike that crappy boat ride at the Venetian, A-Rod must realize that Corky will never pay or tip for the serenading!
Corky and Mr. Belding were brainstorming on million dollar inventions in between having belching contests at Pizza Hut a couple days ago. Mr. Belding came up with an idea which Corky thought was guaranteed to make a lot of money. It is called “The Cropduster” and it consists of something which looked like a treadmill with a fan on the front and a lounge chair affixed three feet behind the back of the treadmill. The idea is that you can lose weight while exercising on the treadmill and every time you fart, the fan will blow it in the face of the person sitting on the lounge chair behind the treadmill! Corky congratulated Mr. Belding on coming up with such a great idea and said that he was going to offer A-Rod a chance to get in on the ground level.
Corky and Mr. Belding went to A-Rod to pitch their idea. Corky then had Mr. Belding show A-Rod how it works. Mr. Belding then rolled out a treadmill and positioned it on front of a lounge chair. Mr. Belding then sat down on a chair on the treadmill and Corky turned on the fan and asked A-Rod to sit on the lounge chair. Mr. Belding then ripped a heinous 15-second fart which the fan blew right in A-Rod’s face. Corky told A-Rod that it was a fantastic exercise machine which would sell for $5,000 apiece and that A-Rod was sitting on a gold mine of profits if he invested a mere $2 million in this idea. A-Rod then replied that Mr. Belding’s fart was disgusting and that he felt like he had to vomit. He also said that it was a really whopper and was Corky’s dumbest idea yet. A-Rod also said that if it was an exercise machine, then why is Mr. Belding sitting on a chair on the tread instead of walking or at least jogging? Corky got mad and said that Mr. Belding was obviously tired from wheeling out the treadmill and the lounge chair and that Mr. Belding is only human and needed to take a break. Mr. Belding then ripped another 15-second fart which the fan blew into A-Rod’s face to express his displeasure with the tone of A-Rod’s remarks. Corky then flew into another trademark ‘tard rage which ended up with A-Rod covered in piss, semen, dookie, and with a torn anus!!!
El Stinkmeister, A Rod can’t see the forest through the trees. That is a goldmine of an idea. That concept allows for some exercise, but for two people. Queers would buy those in droves, as they like to stay fit, yet also enjoy being as deviant as possible at all times. So being able to work out on a treadmill and also rip ass in the face of their lover is a true winner. Some couples may even switch things up so after one works out and the other sits in the chair gobbling farts they trade places. I could see this being in every gay nightclub. Also, since the objective is to produce rank farts Mr. B and Corky would have a ton of opportunity to introduce complimentary businesses like cookbooks, or food services. With Peloton recently recalling many of their treadmills Corky could have tens of thousands of people ready to order immediately. Especially since the price point is nearly identical! A Rod is a true moron.
Mr. B is a true hero of mine. My father used to party with a Hollywood crowd back in the 70’s. He attended a regular card game with Charles Bronson, who never played for money. Instead the pot was for the winner to get to fart in the face of the loser. My father claimed that one night Bronson won a huge pot, and ripped a 9 second blast in the face of a very prominent Hollywood star. He claimed it was longest and smelliest fart of all times and that there was no way a human would ever produce a 10 second plus fart. Much like the 4 minute mile most saw it as unattainable. Now Mr. B rips off numerous 10+ second farts regularly, putting the ass of Charles Bronson to shame.
Hollywood Dan, Charles Bronson was very physically fit abs probably ate quite healthy. I have no doubt that his farts smelled horrible, particularly if he had just eaten a lot vegetables. However, he’s no match to a big fat guy like Mr. Belding, who eats extremely unhealthy junk food daily. Gorging on deep dish pepperoni pizza and then drinking a large bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup followed by a couple 2-liters of Mountain Dew is one of the sources of Mr. Belding’s long, loud, and incredibly heinous-smelling farts.
Barf, a normal person with empathy would understand that Mr. Belding is morbidly obese and that he gets winded just standing up to walk ten feet to the bathroom. So of course he’s going to need a break after wheeling in a heavy treadmill and a lounge chair. A-Rod totally deserved that beating!
I would like to order one of the treadmills. My partner Giuseppe is fat and lazy. He produces a lot of rank farts and eats piles of pizzas. His doctor wants him to lose weight, and I want him to keep producing amazing farts as they are a huge turn on. This machine is perfect. My stud can get in shape and I can relax behind him huffing his exhaust. The fan idea is genius as instead of a slow wafting of stink I will be hit immediately with a huge dose of fart goodness. Where can I order one? Also, will Mr. B and Corky set it up for us? I’m hoping to check out Corky’s amazing bubble butt while potentially getting to huff a few of Mr. B’s legendary farts. Count me in!!
I would like to order a treadmill from Corky. Does it come with a lounge chair or do I need to provide one? Also, I’m cute let single so it would be great if Corky had a service where I could hire someone to work out on it while ripping ass. I could then relax in the chair and jerk. Thanks for getting back to me on this important and pressing matter.
I was just at a Truck Stop in Reno NV, and while hanging out in the bathroom we were watching an old episode of the show “Criminal Minds”. In it Corky played a deviant known as the “Booty Burglar”. A raging homosexual ‘tard who lurked on a college campus with a job as a security guard. He would peer in the guys dorms and would occasionally burst into someone room and violate their anus. The first victims name was “Scritch” and he had a huge Jew fro, and a big beak nose. This went on for months and the team from the BAU tried catching him. They finally had him trapped in a dorm but he jumped out the window and escaped in a waiting van. The driver was Mr. Horton, and the side of the van said “Mr. Horton’s Bicycle Repairs and Sales”! I’m not positive but I believe Dudley was in the passenger seat! That’s my favorite episode of that show!
Mr. B and Corky have come up with another million dollar idea. They are both enormous Elvis fans and have decided they are going to come up with an amazing act for them to both perform in. They feel crowds really want more Elvis, and both Corky and Mr. B have previously portrayed him. They want to incorporate scenes from the “fat Elvis” days for huge crowds. They plan on combining a few musical acts with a lot of Elvis action. Like them sitting around in easy chairs gobbling up Elvis’s favorite foods like fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and all kinds of other ridiculously unhealthy foods, while watching gay porn on tv. They will then rip nasty farts and will finish the show by having a “dueling Elvis” belching contest. There may also be some love scenes involving A Rod winding up with a torn butthole. Corky told A Rod they may all need to move to Vegas as he and Mr. B plan on pitching this amazing idea to numerous casinos in the next few weeks.
I’d like to announce that soon we will begin shooting new episodes of “Saved by the Bell” on the ISS. The same cast of characters, and the same rowdiness will still be there, with A Rod taking over the role of demented homosexual “Screech”. Although we know A Rod will never come close to taking the place of the original Screech we feel that in the words of Freddie Mercury “The show must go on”. Stay tuned everyone.
Tom, Corky wants there to be different models available for purchase. Some of the models will include a lounge chair. However, for the budget-minded consumer, there will be a bare-bones model for which the buyer is to supply the lounge chair.
A couple days after throwing A-Rod a vicious beating and ass-raping for criticizing his brilliant treadmill design, Corky went back to A-Rod to tell him that he and Mr. Belding had brainstormed and come up with an improvement. Specifically, Corky said that the height of the lounge chair and the angle of the fan would change automatically based on the position of the ass of the person on the treadmill so that more farts per square inch would blow into the face of the person in the chair. When A-Rod asked how the invention would do this, Corky replied that it was obviously done through AI. A-Rod then asked Corky what “AI” meant? Corky shrugged his shoulders and then farted. Mr. Belding, who was eavesdropping in another room, also suddenly farted, a 10-second gem. A-Rod said that “AI” stood for “Artificial Intelligence” and then asked Corky how his invention would implement the AI. Corky said that he was obviously going to hire someone who knew computers to program the machine. A-Rod replied that Corky’s idea was stupid and would be too expensive for a programmer to figure out. Corky got angry at A-Rod for having such a bad attitude, so he grabbed A-Rod’s shoe which was on the floor and smacked him in the balls with it! Corky then ass-raped A-Rod for the umpteenth time to teach him yet another lesson!
El Stinkmeister, thanks for the update! I don’t know if A Rod is aware that Mr. B has access to decades of students that he oversaw as Principal of Bayside High. Many of whom went into the Silicon Valley and can help them with basic AI technology that Corky described. Maxwell Nerdstrom owns a multi billion dollar company focused on just that technological. His earliest example can be seen in how he reprogrammed Kevin the Robot to be a deranged homosexual robot that attacked and tormented Screech!
I’d love it if they could tweak the design to include Kevin and create a fabric and cloth seat that could seal in the fart smell for the treadmill!
Is that Nerdstrom thing true? I sure remember once hearing that Kevin and screech used to do toilet attendant shifts together back around 2001-2002 and that Kevin the robot used to pretend to be a urinal so that patrons would piss on him. Screech would always be in the background leering at the scene thanks to a strategically placed mirror.
I guess his ultimate plan was to pass on the torch to A Rod, but I don’t know if he passed his probation. I heard he had it extended twice due to bad performance, one for failing the theory due to his lack of English skills, and the second time for slapping his cock on a deuce that someone had left in the urinal rather than gobble it whole, as the exam paper instructed.
NBC Executive, A-Rod has no acting experience whatsoever. If you are going to have A-Rod play the role of a replacement Screech on the International Space Station on the second season of that God-awful reboot series, maybe just have him stupid things like “Zoinks!” just like the real Screech used to do. Then again, Dustin “Sreech” Diamond was a horrible actor, so maybe A-Rod could pull this off?
I’d like to see more episodes on the ISS which are written to advance plot lines even though they have no basis in science. For example, the ISS orbits about 254 miles away from the earth, whereas the moon orbits about 239,000 miles away from the earth. However, I would like to see some episodes where A-Rod, Kevin the Robot, and various other astronauts walk down a ten-foot rope ladder from a door on the ISS to the surface of the moon and don’t even wear space helmets. I’d also like to see episodes where there is a pizza party or a “Taco Tuesday” party and then everyone rips ass into A-Rod’s room on the ISS and then locks him inside the room, trapped with the farts! There were many episodes where this happened to Screech during the first season of the reboot and every one of those episodes made me laugh
Remember that hot episode where screech went searching for aliens? I loved the way he got on his ‘dune buggy’ that was an old racing bike covered in a tinfoil box and ‘floated’ down to Planet Zubazon. It was so obvious he was riding a bike around a corridor with black curtains and he was flailing his arms as if he was in microgravity, even though it was put across as a very serious and brave mission.
Me and my buds got so horny when he landed on zubazon and immediately a couple of dongs and some bare asses were protruding from some moon craters that looked suspiciously like dumpsters
Remember when he tried to escape and a two headed alien called the ‘demasis’ hunted him down and put their tainted seed inside screeches ass? Remember how then they threw him down a crater where the big bopper was waiting for him with a heinous fart? Remember when there was that mystery shadow at the end of the episode that was peeking at the hot action from the bushes and all you could see was a silhouette, his bare ass and some baseball trousers? I never saw the next episode but that was such a cliffhanger!
Good shout anonymous, do you also remember the continuity error in that episode where one of the space toilets in that cosmic truck stop had green doo doo smothered all over the rim? Then in the next scene the deuce had turned brown! What was all that about?!
Assfucking in space is fun.
Anonymous, the continuity on the reboot series is as bad as it was in the original series! There should have been multiple episodes involving the planet Zubazon. Screech should have investigated why the atmosphere on the planet reeked of the smell of anuses - maybe Screech would be nominated for a Nobel Prize for investigating a planet whose atmosphere is comprised entirely of pepperoni farts? It was weird that there was actually a Pizza Hut on that planet, but I guess the show really needed the money from product placement to pay for A-list talent such as Corky?
Steve, the continuity and writing overall is ridiculous. The main focus of every space exploration is some kind of restaurant, or gay sex. Every planet, as well as the moon, has a Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, or “The Max” on it. There was even a reboot episode where Slater was using an outhouse on the moon! So we are to believe they have fully functioning restaurants, but not plumbing? You’d think they would make a big deal out of “Zubazon” as it would be a new planet that would require travel outside our solar system. Instead they seem to focus more on their space “dune buggy” and other cheesy effects. In the reboot many times if someone went outside the ISS without a helmet their head would explode. Other times they frolicked in space with no helmet or space suit at all! I did appreciate that every planet including Zubazon has some sort of gay alien that attacks and rapes Screech. I’m very excited for the second season although I’m doubtful that A Rod can do the Screech character justice.
Crothcmaster, how many different Hound Dogs were used on the original series? It seemed like someone killed Hound Dog in about a quarter of the episodes. Maxwell Nerdstrom won Hound Dog in a poker game and then sodomized the poor animal in an episode. In an infamous Thanksgiving episode, Mr. Belding roasted Hound Dog for dinner because he preferred to spend his money on big bags of M&M's instead of on a frozen turkey. When everyone started devouring the roasted Hound Dog, Screech started crying uncontrollably and Mr. Belding used Screech's tears to lube up his cock before raping Screech!
There was also an episode of the reboot series last year during which Mr. Belding drove over Hound Dog with a dune buggy which he was on the surface of the moon. The thing that made no sense is that Hound Dog didn't escape from the ISS, but was apparently someone living on the moon without wearing a space suit or having any water to drink or food to eat.
Hound dog seems to be treated as a breakout character and I see him as similar to Kevin the robot. It was such a shock watching hound dog sexually harass screech all the time!
I heard that the second season reboot will open with a montage of screech’s story in the first series as a way of introducing A Rod as the main protagonist. I heard they will show clips of screech’s commercials, some hardcore snippets from his sex tape and some very fruity segments from his chess dvd as well as his wrestling cameos. I have no idea how this links to the story, but a rod will promise to carry on screeches name and magically grow a fro and his clothes change to Zubaz near the end as his transformation completes.
This could be wrong but I heard on forums that the last scene will be another shadowy figure floating around a moon and you can only see his tiny screech cock before the episode ends.......spooky!
Hey everybody, I have a friend who works for the Peacock Network and he told me that the network has filmed a test episode with A-Rod taking over the open Screech-type role. The name of his character is Oscar, but everyone calls him by his nickname, “Dingle.” Apparently that nickname is short for “Dingleberrry.” The backstory is that even though Oscar is 6’4” tall and can bench press reps of 315lbs, he got bullied in high school and mean kids would take dingleberries stuck to the school mascot dog’s anus hair and would hide them in locker, jacket, and lunch bag - it really makes no sense as he looks big enough to defend himself.
In the test episode, the Dingle character only has a handful of lines, but everyone keeps farting in his face. There’s a scene where he’s pushing Mr. Belding on a swing of a big swing set on the surface of the moon and Mr. Belding keeps ripping loud heinous-smelling farts in his face every time he pushes the swing. I realize that Mr. Belding weighs about 450lbs on earth, but even someone as fat as he is is still subject to the significantly lower gravity of the moon, so I’m not sure that a swing set would really work for him on the moon. During this scene, the Dingle character got mad and yelled when Mr. Belding ripped a particularly nasty fart. After he yelled, Corky jumped up from behind a space rock where he’d been looking for discarded sodas to recycle and then he threw t he Dingle character a viscous beating and the ass-raped him while Mr. Belding ate a large pie and repeatedly ripped 15-second farts to cheer Corky on!
Gary, that is so erotic! I’m glad they are back to filming. The queer community really needs this show after the loss of our queer icon Screech. I love that they are sticking with the insane space stories, as seen by the ludicrous idea that there would be a swing set on the moon. I also enjoyed that they couldn’t come up with a better story for Corky other then him lurking behind a “space rock” looking for bottles. Why would there be bottles and other litter on the moon? It seems the seem to think the surface of the moon is no different then a park in LA, with swings and litter and bums buttslamming each other. I can’t wait for the first episode to drop. All I can say is A Rod better not blow it. If the show gets canceled Corky would be furious!
Gary, I love that Mr. Belding’s acting has been reduced to be pushed on a swing, and ripping nasty farts. Does he even speak anymore? It seems even in real life he rarely utters a word, and lets his belches and farts do his talking.
Hound Dog was definitely a breakout character. He assaulted Screech numerous times, as everyone, even animals, that came in contact with Screech hated him after a few minutes. There were many “Hound Dogs”. As with most things SBTB related the writers are lazy and use successful bits repeatedly. We saw this in the reboot when in many episodes Screech was locked in his room while Corky, Mr. B and others farted into it. Hound dog was no different. He was cooked and eaten at least 10 times. After the initial success of the Thanksgiving episode where Mr. B presented Hound Dog on a silver platter nary a holiday passed that Hound Dog wasn’t again cooked and eaten. 25+ years later during the reboot the writers again used it on the ISS reboot. I did enjoy when Mr. B once again presented a holiday meal of a cooked Hound Dog and Corky called dibs on “the tail”. I heartily laughed at this as my lover Pedro tounged my butthole.
Franklin, wasn’t there also an episode from Saved By The Bell:The New Class where Mr. Belding murdered Screech’s mom and then cooked her for Thanksgiving? That was a dark episode! However, a couple episodes later, his mom was still alive!
My buddy who works for the Peacock Network told me about another reboot episode which includes A-Rod’s Dingle character. In the episode, A-Rod was a map of the moon to Corky and said he would drive Corky over to the Sea of Tranquility. Corky said he really wanted to go and then went to grab his swim trunks. A-Rod said that they couldn’t go swimming in the Sea of Tranquility because it was a big crater but did not actually have any water in it. Corky thought the A-Rod was trying to trick him because he was afraid Corky would go dookie in the Sea. Corky then flew into a ‘tard rage and started slapping A-Rod around and said he was going to drown A-Rod in the Sea! Mr. Belding walked in on the beating and ripped a 13-second fart which smelled heinous! When the stench hit A-Rod’s nose, he started flipping around on the floor of the ISS like a fish out of water while jizzing his pants in exquisite ecstasy. Corky then anally raped A-Rod and went outside to grab lunch at the Taco Bell on the moon. Fortunately for A-Rod, Corky forgot to drown A-Rod!
Damn Gary, thanks for that inside info! It seems they are shifting away from the ISS and more to the moons surface this season? Dingle sure is a moron for thinking Corky would understand a “sea” on the moon is merely a crater and has no water. I’ve heard that Mr. B complained about having to use a rope ladder last season and now the ISS is mere inches off the surface of the moon! Where one can walk out the front door right onto the moons surface! I also heard that Mr. B now has a mailbox on the moon and receives daily mail deliveries of bills, collection agency notices, and piles of gay porn magazines. There is no explanation at all as to how the mail is being delivered to a mailbox on the moon. I heard “Dingle” put up a mailbox but Mr. B didn’t like it and farted into it blowing it to pieces. This could really be a special season!
Today Corky was telling A Rod all about how much he likes shooting SBTB on the ISS and moon, and that A Rod shouldn’t be scared as Corky was in space and in the moon many times shooting last season. A Rod told Corky he wasn’t scared, and that they weren’t really in space, but on a set pretending to be the ISS or moon. This enraged Corky who one again felt A Rod was trying to trick him so he could say he was on the moon before Corky. Corky immediately slugged A Rod in the gut, then ripped of his Yankees uniform that A Rod had replicated by the Zubaz company, then gave him some rough anal. Mr. B who was eating a garbage bag of Cheetos enjoyed this merriment and ripped a 17 second fart to encourage Corky. After jizzing all over A Rod Corky hovered his bubble butt over A Rod’s face and asked if A Rod could see the crack in the moon. Corky then let loose a torrent of diarrhea causing A Rod to yell “Zoinks”. Mr. B who was now guzzling a 3 liter of a mixture of half Mountain Dew, half lemonade, let loose a mammoth belch while also spewing Cheeto crumbles all over the room. He and Corky then went off to get some fudgesicles before heading to the pool so Corky could clean his ass. What amazing best buddies those two are!
Barf, I like how Mr. Belding consumes so much food that they decided to start giving him garbage bags full of food from which to eat! Mr. B must have gotten Cheetos dust all over the ISS
What struck me about thie test episode was two things. 1. The 5 star reviews from CNN and Buzzfeed calling it “brave, poignant and stunning” and 2. The amount of foulage in the new episode. The first season didn’t show the main characters physically shitting as much, but this time round, wow! Full frontal, toilet bowl shots, the works!
I get the feeling they are evolving to the penis and ass needs of their core audience. When is the second episode, I really want to find out who that shadowy character with the screech like cock was?
My buddy who works for the Peacock Network showed me another test episode they filmed with A-Rod as the Dingle character. In this episode, the International Space Station is one small step above the surface of the moon - as Crotchmaster mentioned, Mr. Belding had too much trouble walking down the 10-foot rope ladder so now he just steps out of the ISS to the surface of the moon. There’s now a Burger King on the moon - I guess that the Peacock Network is really making money off product placement! Also, Corky has been using a crater near the ISS as a toilet and now it is filled with dookie! There is also a scene where A-Rod and Corky ride around the moon on a tandem bike. Corky is so uncoordinated that he keeps tipping the bike over and then always blames it on A-Rod! Corky sodomized A-Rod’s anus with the handlebars on the tandem bike to teach him a lesson while Mr. Belding ate a bag of garbage abs expelled a 14-second pepperoni fart!
Gary, I can’t believe how many test episodes they are doing! Normally a new show might shoot a pilot episode. An existing show rarely does even that. I guess they really care about their queer fanbase and want to ensure the Dingle character has the best possible chemistry to replace Screech. I think they have a runaway hit here. What raging queer doesn’t want to see the lovable duo of Mr. B and Corky? Why would someone not want to watch A Rod/Dingle get sodomized by Corky with the handlebars from a tandem bike? I can’t wait for these erotic episodes to finally go love. My cock is hard just thinking about this season!
Last night Corky and A-Rod were cuddling in bed while watching Rocky. Corky told A-Rod that he could play Rocky if they do another movie and that he would be a great boxer. A-Rod replied that Corky was too uncoordinated to play Rocky. A-Rod pointed out that Corky wore Velcro shoes because he didn’t even know how to tie his shoes. The scene from the movie where Rocky trains by punching a big frozen slab of meat. A-Rod said, “Hey Corky, I think you could play that big slab of meat!” Corky was incensed at A-Rod’s rude comment and flew into yet another ‘tard rage! Corky proceeded to slap A-Rod around and then ass-raped and blew a huge load of ‘tard semen into A-Rod’s ass!
El Stinkmeister, I for one am getting fed up with A Rod’s shitty treatment of Corky. Instead of being an encouraging lover A Rod constantly crushes Corky’s dreams in order to get Corky angry so he will provide A Rod with rough anal sex. He’s a total piece of garbage. Without Corky A Rod wouldn’t have the Dingle character. He would just be a giant sack of washed up shit, with no friends and no bubble butted stud muffin prancing around his house with his ass ripping best friend in tow. I truly hope Corky breaks up with A Rod. I may only have a one bedroom apartment and a few pepperoni fart trophies, but I would treat Corky and Mr. B like the gods on earth that they are!
This is a video taken from the 2012 World Burping Championships. These clowns couldn't hold Mr. Belding's jock - he could easily have won this competition!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I34uF3fJ_zM
Ass Breath, there was only one guy there that was even remotely in the same league as Mr. Belding. Also, Universal Belching Contest rules say that only a single continuous belch counts. Some of those losers were disgraces by sucking in air and letting loose tiny belches over and over again. Mr. B should really have his own show on ESPN where he could cover the homoerotic world of belching and farting contests. Of course best friend in the galaxy would also be a member of the cast and they would evaluate and give pro tips on belching and farting for the general public. ESPN needs to hop on this opportunity right away.
Barf, the huge fat black guy in that competition was a disgrace to all of the contestants. How does a man that big and fat produce such pathetically short belches? He should have gulped down an entire 2-liter of Grape Crush and then let it rip!
Mr. Belding could have won that benching contest and a farting contest at the same time! Corky idolizes Mr. B for being such a superstar in the field of belching contests. Corky appreciates that being a world champion in the fields of belching and farting is much more impressive than any of A-Rod’s AL MVP awards!!
Steve, I think that Corky also appreciates Mr. B, even at 70, is still at the top of the fart and belch game. In fact he’s only getting better as he spends most days practicing both non stop. On the other hand A Rod’s awards are now old and he no longer even plays baseball. A Rod’s greatest talent now is as a semen receptacle for Corky’s ‘tard juice!
Today during a break in filming SBTB reboot on the ISS Mr. B went into the bathroom to take a dump. While there he left a masterpiece of a mighty shit log and a large quantity of diarrhea. The class act Mr. B is he left without flushing the toilet or bothering to wash his hands. Perverted A Rod rushed in right after the Big Bopper left and was immediately aroused by the rank stink. He was even more excited when he found the almost full to the brim toilet full of Mr. B’s excrement. He immediately dove into the stall and began gobbling it up. Unbeknownst to him Corky was in the next stall over and had been enjoying taking a dump while reading a comic book about the adventures of a hairless gorilla that smokes crack. When he heard A Rod he flew into a ‘tard rage and threw open his stall door. He caught A Rod on his knees with his face buried in the toilet bowl. Corky maneuvered into the stall backwards and sat down on A Rod’s head, then let loose a nice shit and bunch of farts while screaming that A Rod was cheating on him by gobbling up his best friends shit. A Rod let a “Zoinks” fly as Corky shit on him then began repeatedly flushing the toilet over and over. A Rod nearly drowned as the mixture backed up and everything got plugged up. They had to get janitorial services who laughed their asses off as they used multiple plungers to remove A Rod’s head from the toilet as Corky gave him some hardcore anal sex as further punishment. A Rod really is a deranged freaK!
I am the boyfriend of Chicago Cubs first baseman, Anthony Rizzo. Anthony is both a top pro baseball player and is a star in pepperoni fart competitions. Anthony has trained a lot for both and I can tell you that he is incredibly dedicated in both disciplines. I can say with no equivocation that being crowned as a Pepperoni Fart World Champion is far more impressive than winning an NL MVP award! Anthony has finished in fourth place for the NL MVP award twice but has been crowned Pepperoni Fart World Champion one time, back in 2018. Anthony trained so much for the pepperoni fart competition, ripping rank wet farts in my face repeatedly for hours to hone his technique. I really enjoyed this and would masturbate vigorously while sniffing the farts!!!
Turd Guzzler, the set for the Saved By The Bell reboot must be ridiculously rowdy! Mr. Belding is so fat that he has to use the big handicapped stall to go dookie. He also had a vending machine installed in there so that he can select candy bars to eat while expelling the contents of his bowels! I can definitely envision A-Rod intentionally breaking the toilet so it won’t flush! He would probably also break the vending machine and then pretend to repair it while Mr. Belding is ripping heinous farts and spraying diarrhea a couple feet away!
Steve Bartman, you forgot to mention Jason Heyward’s heroics during the 2016 World Series to win it for the Cubs. Even though Heyward hit just .150 with just three singles in 20 at-bats during the World Series, he won the World Series during a rain delay in game 7 when he motivated his teammates to victory by belching into his teammates’ assholes!! As you may recall, during a post-game interview, he famously took credit for the victory despite his awful play! But he made it clear that being an expert belcher is more important to victories than being a good hitter. Corky realizes this and understands how much more Mr. Belding’s belching contest awards are than A-Rod’s old MVP awards.
I want everyone in here to know that Randy “The Ram” Robinson is ready to wrestle anyone, anytime, for my appearance fee of $25. I hear A Rod has a backyard wrestling ring. I want in! Being on Corky and that tub Mr. Belding. Bring on the sleazy DeMasi’s twins. I will crush them all! After I pin them I will teabag them with my tiny, steroid ridden, balls!
Hey Randy “The Ram”! Ted Dibiase aka “The Million Dollar Man” here. I’m managing the duo of Corky and Mr. B and you couldn’t last a minute in the ring with them. The mongrel DeMasi’s won’t sign a contract as they will only wrestle if Mr. B isn’t allowed to use any moves that use his amazing farting skills. We won’t agree to that ever, as Mr. B’s asshole is his greatest weapon. If you want to sign on plan on experiencing a stink like you’ve never smelt before. You WILL be rendered unconscious by Mr. B’s ass before having your face sat on by Corky, who will have a full diaper. You don’t stand a chance!
Corky is not happy right now. He’s very sad people are trapped under a collapsed building, especially since it happened so close to where he lives with Mr. Belding and A Rod. He was telling A Rod how he wished He-Man had time to stop battling Skeletor so he could come to Miami and save everyone. Mr. B agreed with this and ripped a really supportive 8 second fart. A Rod got annoyed and told Corky that He-Man was just a cartoon and he didn’t really exist. He also said he felt Corky watched way to much TV, especially cartoons, and he was sad Corky didn’t have more time for him. This sent Corky into a rage as he believes He-Man is real and is constantly fighting bad guys. He flew into a ‘tard rage and started smacking A Rod around while he best friend watched and ate a giant bag of Swedish fish. Corky then slugged A Rod in the gut, before ripping off A Rod’s Yankees pants and giving him some hit anal. This time Corky stopped before jizzing all over A Rod as he said for insulting He-Man A Rod didn’t deserve his jizz. He then told A Rod to get his ass over to the collapsed building and save some people. A Rod tried to say they should all go, but Corky said he and his best buddy were busy “manning the fort” but they would be watching cartoons and flipping to the news coverage, and if they didn’t see A Rod amongst the rubble there would be trouble. At this Mr. B left a 14 second fart and A Rod got up and headed out to save people. Who knows what will happen next. Soon after he left Corky had forgotten where he went and he and Mr. B were chowing down on a pizza delivery and watching more He-Man!
Franklin, Corky is a lovable ‘tard. How dare A-Rod tell Corky that He-Man isn’t real? That’s like telling an impressionable child that Santa Clause isn’t real! A-Rod deserved to be beaten and raped by Corky for that transgression!
Hi guys, I’m new to this board, and hoping for an agony aunt style answer to a question, if anyone can help? Perhaps the board moderator.
If I fart on another dude after a night of hard liquor, does that make me gay? I have a wife and 3 kids, things just went to far the other night with an old college friend.
No, but it makes you a shit-lickin' fuckhole. :)
Molly, it seems like this guy didn’t get any of his senses aroused by dookie, but I think it’s borderline, personally. Did you show your bum hole to your friend, or hover your bare anus above his face?
And also a cunt-suckin' assfuck.
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