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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 20:10:52 GMT Legend, we just learned of the tornado touching down in Troy Ohio. I hope you're trailer survived it. Were you and Mongo hurt in anyway? How about the garage door factory? I hope the Troy Aquatic Center is ok. Ive learned you have quite a lot of adventures there. Report back in and tell us what's going on?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 13:45:54 GMT So keep being that way, Jennifer. Keep thinking that I'm a nobody girl while you stab yourself in the freaking neck, Jennifer. Like my dear father used to say to stupid girls "Watch out clueless girl because there is always a smart gal, who will eventually take that great guy away from your hands.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 13:43:08 GMT Because when girls are dumb, specially if they are used up like you, men use them, and then get rid of them like they were some newspaper from another day, Jennifer, what a shame and what a disgrace. I'm very sorry because you can't see what's so obvious to me.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 13:38:35 GMT Excuse me, Jennifer, but what the heck is happening with your clueless head, stupid girl? You take me for granted, Jennifer, that's exactly what you do every night and day , Jennifer. You really believe I'm not the enemy, but you better think again, Hulk because I'm coming out strooong.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 12:30:20 GMT 04:41 get a job

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 12:29:52 GMT 11:08 yeah you gay a pussy has a man bun cry's all the time wears skinny jeans

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 11:08:46 GMT Can someone tell us what a "soy boy" is?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 04:41:07 GMT Legend, I don’t understand your love for Barack Hussein Obama. Is it because of some type of pathetic white guilt? Or are you so happy that his administration did so much to promote homosexuality and deviant sexual behavior? Let’s discuss in a men’s room soon...

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 03:17:48 GMT Legend I want to fart in your mouth and belch in your face. My name is Barack Obama. I’m your hero. Please call my secretary so we can make this happen.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 02:23:55 GMT 10:30 soy boy

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 01:17:39 GMT 10:30 that you wrote? Fag boy

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 31 May 2019 01:17:02 GMT 01:37 you need to be in prison

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 30 May 2019 14:05:57 GMT Goddamn! Jennifer, Goddamn! You have such a clueless head! Do you feel any pain? I can tell by your poor hair how lost you are inside your head, which is too small for your thick frame. Like my dear father used to say before he died of addictiveness "A woman's hair shall represent the quality of her brain"

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 30 May 2019 13:57:05 GMT Hey, clueless Jennifer, are you ready for the fantastic five, easy gal? You have to get ready for the show, used up lollipop because you are finally going to become Hulk and feel worse than I really thought. You might even chop off your paid-fiance's used up cock, and throw him out of your ugly home.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 30 May 2019 13:53:13 GMT Don't get any closer, stupid man because you are not going to touch my precious hair, do you understand? I'm not trashy Jennifer and her used up Puerto Rican butt. She is gross while I'm a doll. You can tell by her old looking face that overrated Jennifer can't live without sucking a damn dick.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 30 May 2019 10:30:01 GMT dude, if this site is going to start with posts like the last few, im leaving and hope you guys get arrested.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 30 May 2019 04:03:36 GMT Sum Dum Ho, In the ass

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 30 May 2019 01:37:03 GMT Vet this account is incorrect. Legend does not engage in sexual activity with anyone over 13. Also, like GayRod, he prefers doing rape on Mexicans

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 12:55:33 GMT So clueless Jennifer works up to 11 hours a day to maintain her super crappy fame? Isn't she a mother? Oh, that's right! Her mom is in charge of her pathetic life! I wonder if lollipop ever listens to her low class voice when she talks? She has an uneducated superiority tone, lol.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 12:42:43 GMT Jennifer needs to wear a wig, please! since I can't stand so much ugliness because lollipop is too busy to tie the knot. She has to work on a crappy gig to pay for her bills, so the wedding will be in another century, but that's okay because she says that A to Z will be forever her dick.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 12:39:26 GMT Excuse me, stupid man, I'm going to hit you in the head until you are almost dead, and then I will throw you in front of the train by your sunset place, like I give a damn if the sun says good bye or hello because you make Jennifer believe that no one is in love with me, human being!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 10:46:48 GMT legend, i am 15 years old and met u last weekend at troy aquatic park. i was peeing in a utinal and u came up beside me and watched me pee and said that i was good at peeing and that u wanted me to pee in ur mouth. i said it was gross and that u needed to go away or my dad would kick ur ass. but u pulled down my pants and started sucking my cock. then my dad walked into the bathroom to find me and caught u. u were scared at first but then my dad pulled down his pants. he hasa realy big cock and u got really happy. he pulled down ur swimtrunks and put his large penis into ur ass and u liked it. a fat black guy eating a bucket of kfc walked past u during this and farted. it smelled really bad. then my dad moaned and came in ur ass. he says ur are a little faggot but he likes ur butthole.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 06:29:48 GMT Legend, I have to tell you that the tales of your weekend rendezvous with some fat black guy at the Troy Aquatic Park has really made me think less of you. Is it true you were molested by Michael Jackson but liked it? Right now I wouldn’t even rip a nasty fart in your face.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 05:16:48 GMT 01:42 you are a creep that is online all day doesn't work

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 05:16:15 GMT 01:42 pussy boy

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 04:03:58 GMT Legend, I would like to drink a two-liter of Cherry Coke and then piss all over you until your McDonald’s uniform is soaked with urine. Then I would give you bus fare to get to your cashier job at theMcDonald’s located at 1560 W Main Street in Troy. You would have to work the entire shift with my piss all over you as it dries. Then I would come into the McDonalds to order lunch and would unleash an epic belch in your face while everyone eating and working turns around laughs at you. Then I would tell the ‘tard who mops the bathrooms that you cheated on Mongo and he would get mad and beat you viciously before overflowing his diaper and strangling you with it!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 01:42:36 GMT Legend, during your trifecta rant you say nothing. You are a homo and we all know it. You like cards as well as homo's. Are you having sex with a mexican tonight

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 01:08:04 GMT 20:35 when do I rant about blacks cock face? I don't like gays and liberals like you cunt

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 01:06:43 GMT 11:02 eat a dick grammar Nazi

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 29 May 2019 01:06:20 GMT 20:49 says who you? Lol you are a homosexual liberal POS fukk boy

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 28 May 2019 20:49:44 GMT Basically both Arod and Legend are gay homosexuals who primarily have sex with other gay Mexicans

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 May 2019 17:07:58 GMT Excuse me, Jennifer, if you really want a man to marry your Puerto Rican self, then that guy has to be black, but Alex is not black? Pleeease, he is a drop of coffee in a cup of milk, lost chick. You are very confused about that because you perfectly match with the Kardashian's clan.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 May 2019 15:31:07 GMT No, seriously used up lollipop, are you trying to become Hulk? Are you getting ready for the green role? You are a kangaroo, that's exactly what you are. Hey, nobody told you to have bad looking twins at almost 40!!! Gee, twins!!! So now you are a kangaroo to me with a little clueless head, Jennifer;-)

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 May 2019 15:26:01 GMT Listen, overrated Jennifer, Easter passed a long time ago, yet I just found a yellow egg on top of your clueless head. Okay, I have plenty of healthy hair, and since I'm sorry about you going bald, I can give you some, problem is you are going to kill it with bleach and keep on wearing ridiculous wigs.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 28 May 2019 11:02:47 GMT Lege, I think you meant to say you're not your. Why do you lol? do people think you have inner voices that make you laugh? Finally, did you mean to say queen or did you mean queer?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 28 May 2019 10:32:25 GMT 03:28 your the retard a POS that talks shit online yeah lol your a queen

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 28 May 2019 08:59:51 GMT

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 28 May 2019 03:28:42 GMT Legend, your comment in 20:21 is one of your most retarded statements. Isn’t a “gay queer” obviously a “homosexual”? How can a “gay queer” also be homosexual? I think your adult onset Down syndrome is progressing rapidly from all the ‘tard semen Mongo has injected into your ass and mouth!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 20:58:39 GMT Legend, can you confirm that you have a new bumper sticker on your Gremlin car. There are reports that your new bumper sticker is promoting your new call in number 1-800-BE-A-Homo. Youre doing everything to promote the gay agenda in Troy Ohio.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 20:35:41 GMT Legend, why are you always complaining and ranting about blacks, when you wear a speedo with Barack Obama on the ass, and also have man love in a kiddie pool with a fat negro? What’s wrong with you Legend?! I’d have expected you to have a confederate flag Speedo!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 20:21:51 GMT Basically you are all a bunch of gay queers who are also homosexuals

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 20:21:27 GMT Hi Lege, its so good to hear from you! You have definitely been a busy boy lately. Who is Joe Bidens? There is a guy who ise to be VP named Joe Bidens. Maybe theyre related. Can you tell us whats been going on at the Troy pool? You have got to tell you "friends" to behave!

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 18:32:39 GMT 02:16 shut up pussy boy you won't do shit but run your gay mouth online lol bitch

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 18:31:22 GMT Shut up with the fag talk you fukking creepy Joe Bidens

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 17:11:16 GMT Most people say ARod should shoot himself during the next Sunday night ESPN baseball game but basically this is just being racist against gay Mexicans with Down syndrome.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 15:53:11 GMT She is ready to finally go to work to pay for the bill including her team because the truth is Yellow rude pea lives to lie to mantain her crappy fame alive and she pays to participate. She even bought herself a fiance, overrated Jennifer and her crappy fame.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 15:48:46 GMT you are going bald. Just look at the size of your ugly forehead, Jennifer. You have killed your hair with bleach, clueless chick, who has to wear wigs to look pretty, lost Jennifer and her angel hair, seems like she has an egg on top of her clueless head because Jlow from the Bronx is completely lost.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 27 May 2019 15:46:01 GMT Hello, Jennifer. I'm only here to help. First of all, you have to stop trying desperately to be blonde, lollipop because you are from Puerto Rico my low class love, we all know by your huge butt. You have a typical Puerto Rican butt, very typical, so you must stop trying to be blonde because...

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 May 2019 10:46:31 GMT Low class!!! Sooo low class my dear God, and lost inside her uneducated mind. I only wonder what her fake fiance has to face everyday when Jennifer goes to bed, and when she wakes up at 12 o'clock? Because her mom is the one in charge of her life, so Jennifer can keep producing crap!!! Clueless gal,

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 May 2019 10:39:43 GMT That's all right. You have until 2025 to grow a healthy hair, Jennifer for your wedding with your paid fiance, unless you want to wear a ridiculous wig again? Jennifer and her constant love for fake hair and hey, for the wrong men!!! I see a wig in every movie she is in, low class human being.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 May 2019 10:34:40 GMT Hey, overrated Jennifer, what the heck happened to your hair? You look like you have an egg on top of your clueless head. An egg all night and all day, that's why you wear wigs, to look pretty. You killed your poor hair, Jennifer!!! You did!!! How stupid can someone be??? seriously!!!:-(

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 26 May 2019 09:29:09 GMT Legend, why was that fat negro allowed in the kiddie pool with a bucket of KFC and a watermelon? I should contact Ken Siler, the Director of Recreation at the Troy Recreation Department to complain! That guy also drank several cans of grape Crush and left the empty cans floating in the pool, as well as an empty bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos! Why did you allow that simian to expel nasty farts in your face?

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 26 May 2019 02:16:52 GMT Legend! You have told us that you didnt like O. What is going on? You little two faced pussy! Get back in the dumpster you homo. Obama Speedo. What are you thinking dick head.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 26 May 2019 01:38:09 GMT I forgot one hot note from my below recap of Legend’s day at the water park. Legend was wearing these little black speedo’s They had Barack Obama on on of the ass checks and he had his tongue out, making it look like Obama was tounging Legend’s asshole! I knew Legend was a huge Obama fan and wonder if he made those himself as I haven’t seen them before!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 26 May 2019 00:06:17 GMT I saw Legend at the Troy Aquatic Park today. He couldn’t be missed as he was wearing a tiny speedo. First I saw him at the Boogie Board Cafe where he ordered a “Feces Dog” then waited while the obese clerk shit on a hot dog bun. Legend gobbled it down like the hungry shit goblin he is. I then saw Legend in a kiddie pool with some fat black guy and Legend was eating the guys ass while the black guy ate a bucket of KFC and an enormous piece of watermelon. This must have given him horrid gas as he started ripping loud farts causing Legend to moan in delight. I later saw the same guy railing Legend while in line for the water slide (which in Troy is actually a diarrhea slide as diarrhea is used in place of water). In any place other then Troy these activities would be considered outrageous. In Troy Legends behavior was actually quite tame today. I was able to make a date with Legend for tonight at 11 behind the Arby’s! He better not stand me up!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 25 May 2019 21:49:51 GMT Legend, Soph 03:43 made you an extremely erotic offer! The least you could do is get back to him you ungrateful ass goblin!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 May 2019 15:53:48 GMT Tighten your seat belt fast, stupid guy because I'm going to kill you with a knife and a robber band. Yep, so no one can see it was me because Jennifer is too busy trying to stay alive that she doesn't have the time to marry your stupid ass until 2025! Lot of laugh! Clueless lollipop and her huge butt.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 May 2019 15:48:29 GMT Trashy famous chick. So, are you playing family man once again, shameless man? Let me guess... you and low class Jennifer went away with the kids, and the nannies and relatives to take care of the new human beings... Gee, what a rich noisy life when all I want is peace, so I can write and read.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 25 May 2019 15:46:19 GMT Excuse me, stupid man, where are you today and everyday? I can't go away for a few days to be by myself, so I can write and create while you can't stop having ecstasy sex with overrated Jennifer and her ugly head of hair. I wonder if she removes all of her wigs before she sits on my dick?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 25 May 2019 15:18:58 GMT Lege, look at all the offers youve been getting. Youre quite the celeb in Troy Ohio. Looks like youre going to be busy.

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 25 May 2019 07:52:41 GMT

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 25 May 2019 03:43:54 GMT Legend, let’s meet up at the Troy Aquatic Center on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 PM. We can meet at the Boogie Board Cafe for hot dog and chips. Then I want to go on the two giant water slides a few times. Afterward we will sneak into a stall in the men’s room where we can ‘69 each other. Let’s get together - it is supposed to get up to 87 degrees tomorrow afternoon in Troy, but things will be really hot in that men’s room when we’re getting it on!😘

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 24 May 2019 05:47:45 GMT Legend, the thought of you putting your lips around my anus and giving it a passionate kiss while I force out a turd into your mouth is an enormous turn-on for a queer like me. I will also expel numerous wet farts in your face for you to inhale for your pleasure. You need to schedule "Fartfest 2019" after the upcoming Tardfest. You are a tremendous asset to the city of Troy, Ohio.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 24 May 2019 03:57:19 GMT Legend please respond to those of us who have requested to stay at your seedy apartment during Tardfest! We’ve been very patient while you recover from eating to much bacteria infested feces. To celebrate your recovery I’m going to shit in your mouth!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 23 May 2019 05:25:37 GMT

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 23 May 2019 02:20:57 GMT A Legend trifecta. He had to show us his expansive vocabulary. Way to Lege.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 23:58:02 GMT 22:59 is gay

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 23:04:11 GMT Vet 14:23 mother is a lesbian

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 23:03:54 GMT Vet 14:23 has herpes

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 23:03:42 GMT Vet 14:23 is gay

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 22:59:44 GMT Vet 14:23 has herpes

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 22:59:29 GMT Vet 14:23 is sick in the head. Sick bitch.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 14:23:18 GMT Now that's strong to say to someone who's trying to help you. You must of hit your head again on a garage door.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 13:15:12 GMT 11:18 eat a dick

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 11:18:58 GMT Lege, "still at it again" is not proper english. Can you explain yourself?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 11:17:13 GMT Lege, you're back! Have you recovered?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 10:09:43 GMT Same idiots still at it again

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 10:09:21 GMT Get a life loser

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 22 May 2019 04:42:33 GMT Soph 08:52 that is inanely erotic that Corky is planning a hot bachelor party for A Rod. I’ve heard that Corky is a very jealous ‘tard and constantly accuses A Rod of cheating on him. I hope for A Rod’s sake he doesn’t get aroused by the male strippers or he could be in for a world class beating. I also wondered if Corky will get jealous if A Rod gets aroused by the cake Corky’s? Could Corky get confused and accuse A Rod of cheating on him with both of the cake Corky’s? I bet A Rod is in for some rough sex and beatings during his bachelor party!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 21 May 2019 20:22:24 GMT alex rodriguez's public hair can predict the future

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 21 May 2019 08:52:51 GMT I heard that Corky has been busy planning the bachelor party for A-Rod's marriage to J-Lo. He already ordered a specialty cake from a gay baker which includes a depiction in icing of Corky spraying diarrhea in A-Rod's face which a second Corky is behind A-Rod having anal sex with him! Corky has also hired a couple male strippers who will dance around in g-strings while ripping farts in A-Rod's face to help celebrate his impending marriage! I bet that Corky has a lot of other festivities planned for A-Rod!!!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 21 May 2019 08:47:39 GMT Rookie (1:53), in Troy, OH there are actually food pyramid charts posted in public areas such as bus stops where feces and farts are displayed as being part of the daily nutritional requirement! Obviously a demented queer has done this to try to trick people into engaged in filthy homosexual activities!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 21 May 2019 01:53:23 GMT Vet I’m definitely thinking of Legend. I’m thinking of him gobbling a massive shit log from my ass, tounging my anus, then huffing a few wet farts. Who could have imagined that Legend eating a diet that consists of 95 percent feces would be bad for him?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 20 May 2019 21:14:55 GMT Legend is gravely ill from eating feces. It is a dangerous habit among demented faggots like him and he’s paying the price now. Keep him in your thoughts

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 May 2019 16:57:02 GMT Ah you’ll get nothing Out of veteran, he has been autistic since he first started writing rubbish on the boards

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 20 May 2019 08:10:01 GMT

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 20 May 2019 06:26:52 GMT Anyone got a link to the garage door website?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 23:10:59 GMT Paula Hernandez, Avondale, Arizona

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 21:09:03 GMT Legend, you have not responded to my plea to stay at your apartment during Tard Feast. There are no hotel rooms. We know you have been a little shy on this board lately. Give us an update on your break at the garage door factory.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 19:15:55 GMT Apparently, he is also in his newest straight to video flick called 'general commander'

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 19:15:27 GMT Veteran, he also appeared in under siege with Steven Seagal as 'hoodlum number 2'. He was in that memorable fight scene in the snooker hall here he rushed at seagal ith his pants don and then sensei Seagal akido'd his ass

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 10:20:00 GMT Rookie (8:38), remember how Corky’s fire caused $2 million in damages? That was a lot of money in 1984! Three people also died! Although Corky’s scene made me laugh, I never understood why Corky was even in the movie at all. The movie producers must have feared that the movie might be a flop, so they add some Corky scenes for comic relief.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 08:59:44 GMT Sorry, back to the photo, but does a rod have his trousers on the window sill next to his shades? It is so hot that he takes off his pants completely to dump!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 08:38:30 GMT Just watched “The Karate Kid” for the first time in years and had forgotten that Corky was in it! He was a member of “Cobra Kia” but Sensei Kreese beat him up for going dookie in a corner of the dojo. Corky later came back to burn down the place but forgot where it was and burned down the wrong building!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 06:41:55 GMT

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 May 2019 01:11:02 GMT Lege, what are you up to? U b hidin.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 20:44:53 GMT Hi all, I am a cross country coach driver for retirees and i have been forwarded to this forum for customer complaints. I drove for a 'golden girls' over 80s sightseeing trip around the Troy area, but at every traffic light stop and corner turn, there were dudes butt naked romping with each other and farting. Nearly everyone had a ghetto blaster playing this horrid new song = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvOPoQrtFGI i can't believe many of the men were dressed similarly as well

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 15:58:53 GMT You need to go to the Kyrie Irving girlfriend forum. You'd have a great time making fun of these women on there.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 18 May 2019 09:21:27 GMT So A-Rod’s condo is located directly across from a hedge fund’s office? He’s obviously a perverted voyeur - the window in his bathroom is huge and appears to extend from the ceiling down to maybe a few feet above the floor. He had to have known people could look in at him sitting on the toilet expelling the contents of his bowels! Maybe Corky makes him shit with the shades up in order to humiliate A-Rod?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 13:33:28 GMT God I can’t wait for the next game of bones episode! Is it true that Steven seagal will make a guest appearance and get into an aloof fight with corky? I heard that he will akido corkys ass red raw!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 12:56:47 GMT The nickname for my bedroom is ‘the wank tank’ and it sure lived up to its name when I saw those hot toilet photos! After a while though I began to question why the toilet is so clean, why there is a dressing gown on the door and why there is no toilet roll? Also, it doesn’t look like he is straining so perhaps he is just indulging in the aroma? Can anyone confirm these idiosyncrasies and was he left alone to finish, or did the paparazzo catch corky storming In after to go to town on a rod?

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 12:34:06 GMT Legend, where have you been hiding? I do see that you've gone undercover taking pics. Are you still welding at the garage door factory?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 01:48:30 GMT I just received an unverified piece of info that claims Legend was the spy who was seen leering at A Rod and jerking off vigorously while watching A Rod take a dump. Legend please confirm/deny this was you who shot this hot pic!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 May 2019 01:46:21 GMT Today someone posted a pic of that idiot A Rod on his toilet while looking at gay porn on his phone. I’ve attached the hot pic. I only wish Corky was in it giving him some hot anal sex! I’m sure Corky will track down the person who was spying on his man and give them the ass raping of a lifetime!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 10:46:13 GMT Rook these are undeniably seminal stories and it was good to see corky ruin a rods orgasm by putting a mask over him before leapfrogging him so he couldn’t inhale. Was a rods butt showing as he was led out the store by corky? One thing I have always wondered is why cork wears diapers? He didn’t during lifeGoes on, indeed, preferred to sh’t in the sink 💩 or do it in his trousers and hide it in bushes (usually until his dog fetched them). Any info on this important mystery buddy?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 05:21:51 GMT A couple weeks ago A-Rod took Corky to the zoo and Corky got so excited when he saw a lion that he unleashed an enormous dookie in his diaper! A-Rod then took Corky to the food court where Corky ate a couple hot dogs and drank a large Pepsi. Afterward as they were walking to the ape house 🦍 they came across a small petting zoo enclosure with goats, sheep, alpacas, and llamas 🦙. Corky instantly filled his diaper with pee and dookie when he saw people feeding the llamas and insisted that they go into the petting zoo! Corky was in ecstasy while feeding animal feed to the llamas. He felt like king of the world after A-Rod bought him several cups of the animal feed from a vending machine which only accepted $1 bills and quarters. After several cup fulls Corky asked A-Rod to get more animal feed , but A-Rod replied that he was out of $1 bills and quarters and couldn’t buy any more. When Corky heard this, he went ballistic and flew into a ‘tard rage!! Corky started slapping A-Rod around in front of startled alpacas and donkeys! A-Rod started crying and told Corky he loved him and begged Corky to stop. Corky got even more enraged and pulled down A-Rod’s pleated Dockers and started violently sodomizing A-Rod’s anus! Corky was really giving it to A-Rod right in the ass while the animals stared at Corky! Corky felt like he was the center of attention and was so happy when he blew his diseased ‘tard semen into A-Rod’s torn anus!!!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 05:06:23 GMT What was A-Rod thinking by taking A-Rod to Whole Foods? He deserved that vicious beating for daring to try to force Corky to eat healthy!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 16 May 2019 03:30:41 GMT Today Corky and A Rod went to Whole Foods. When they got there Corky started jumping up and down and said he needed to get a couple boxes of Fruit Loops and a case or two of Mountain Dew. When A Rod said Whole Foods didn’t carry sugary cereals or Mountain Dew Corky began to get annoyed. A Rod then told Corky that it was time to start eating healthier so Corky could lose some weight, and would stop having non stop diarrhea. This enraged Corky who turned bright red and overflowed his diaper with diarrhea. He then punched A Rod in the throat causing A Rod to fall to the ground. Corky then ripped off A Rod’s skinny jeans and began ass slamming him while strangling him with his diaper. A Rod began moaning in delight angering Corky who pulled a leather mask out of his man purse and pulled it over A Rod’s head. He then continued ass slamming A Rod while A Rod grunted. During this time a large crowd gathered to cheer on lovable Corky while many of the males began jerking off wildly. After jizzing all over A Rod’s back Corky did the sensational leapfrog move over A Rod, but instead of releasing a fart he let loose a torrent of shit right in A Rod’s face. Corky then told A Rod he had to wear the leather mask the rest of the day and that Corky was going to treat him like a dog. Corky then attached a leash and collar to A Rod and led him out of the store, caked in shit and jizz. Corky then made A Rod treat him to Taco Bell where Corky ordered 45 tacos and two extra large Mountain Dew Baja Blasts! Corky sure taught A Rod a lesson for trying to make him eat healthy!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 May 2019 13:44:26 GMT Hi all, my name is grubber and I used to post on this board in the spring of ‘18. Anyone remember that time I pretended to be Laura (who used to be active on this board and remove filthy posts) and said that a rod should service the penis and ass needs of his fans? She left shortly after that. I also used to post fan fiction about Rocco and Kurt stei berg? Anyway, I would go with the flow and try having your bf’s ass press against the side of your face and rip a heinous fart. Do not go with Veteran as he has a saggy anus and he has been on the dumpster scene since at least the mid 90s

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 May 2019 10:18:39 GMT Yeah vet, how about it? If I get rid of Jamie Would you like to hook up for a latte sometime?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 May 2019 10:17:40 GMT Rook, I would dump him (not dump on Him) he obviously isn’t right for you hun, and unless he has a bubble butt then kick him to the kerb. As my momma always used to say ‘you gotta ditch that zero and find yourself a hero!’ I think Veteran is single?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 15 May 2019 06:34:28 GMT Ah ok, that’s a very accessible synopsis. I actually now have a question if you don’t mind? Myself and my lover have been going steady for a couple of years now ( it was actually Jamie who told me about this board). Anyway, we have been quite vanilla, but recently he has been barging In from our computer study and demanding that i huff his farts direct from his ‘a-hole.’ he is getting quite aggressive but has also suggested that I put some cologne on his ass to ‘ease me in’ - I guess it is a ruse to cover up a multitude of smelly sins on his bum crack 💩 . He also suggested I take daily laxatives, put on weight and call myself corky. Is this normal? Has anyone on this board had a similar relationship problem?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 May 2019 23:47:44 GMT Rook 17:02 A Rod is still heavily involved with announcing baseball. More then that his love affair with a lovable ‘tard has caught the interest and imagination of gays everywhere. This board is just one hot spot for people to post hot news about Corky, A Rod, and this weirdo named Legend who dates Corky’s nephew Mongo. Legend works at a garage door factory as a urinal. To his credit Legend has turned the entire city of Troy, Ohio raging queer! Ughhhh, I just lost a load thinking about shitting in Rook’s mouth!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 May 2019 18:19:36 GMT Veteran, that is an important demand to ask! have you recieved a response yet? my anus is quivering in anticipation!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 May 2019 17:02:24 GMT You fruits need to stop this ‘butt talk’ you do realise that you all have been talking insane things for at least a couple of years right? A-Rod has retired, and why are you all joking about garage door factories? It’s a surreal world 🌍 you all live in

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 May 2019 05:20:41 GMT I just saw an episode on Baywatch on which Corky guest starred. In a previous episode he got angry and went into the ocean saying he was going to swim to Japan and that ended the episode. Somehow he’s back and because of California’s liberal policies is allowed to become a lifeguard. He barely ever does anything but watch He-Man cartoons in his little lifeguard shack. He also eats a lot of snacks and is pretty out of shape for a lifeguard. He doesn’t know how to work the CB radio they use to communicate and gets angry and smashes it against the wall when people keep calling him. At one point they let him patrol the brand on a little four wheeler and he rides over a few people before flipping it over. No one dares scold him or discipline him for this as an ACLU attorney is at the beach every day to make sure Corky’s rights are fully protected. Then a little girl is drowning and the lifeguard all run into the water to save her. Corky is angry his He-Man cartoon is interrupted and decides to drive down the water instead of running. His diaper is obviously full as a massive bulge can be seen from his ass. He gets in one of those yellow ford ranger Baywatch trucks and floors it straight into the ocean where it sinks and the other lifeguards have to rescue Corky. On the way down Corky also ran over some enormous fat lady which made Corky really happy. Mitch then transfers lovable Corky to some beach club and we don’t see him again. I was angry there was no hot ‘tard love but felt the episode was overall pretty realistic.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 14 May 2019 00:50:36 GMT Lege, no way! Garage door factory tours, are you kidding. Please sign me up. I will have some big time sharts for you.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 23:50:28 GMT Legend during ‘Tardfest will be you be giving tours of the garage door factory and showing us how you do your job as a human, mobile, bathroom? If so please sign me up buddy!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 23:49:21 GMT Legend, I would also like to stay with you. Your rude refusal to let the members of this fine board know about ‘Tardfest let every hotel sell out! I have an offer to stay with Pig Pen but I’d rather stay with you!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 20:20:42 GMT Legend, the hotels are all filled up from Toledo to Cincinnati and from Columbus to Indianapolis for Tard-Feast. Can I stay in your apartment ?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 18:45:39 GMT Legend, please come and clean up my shart.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 08:08:12 GMT Legend, are you going to be in any episodes of “Game of Bones”? You stink like shit. I love you.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 06:06:58 GMT Legend, do you ever feel light-headed when inhaling farts during a jerk-off session? When the air in your lungs is 93% farts, I think that you must have trouble concentrating. You’re the coolest. Please eat a few wet farts out of my asshole!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 06:03:43 GMT Legend, I am a man and I am not your “baby.” But I would like to fire my seed down your throat and fart in your face.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 06:00:22 GMT Rook, maybe they cut corners on the episode to save money for a finale with high production values?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 03:55:03 GMT Fellow raging queers I just watched the latest episode of “Game of Bones”! If you remember last we saw our heroes Corky and A Rod were on their way to another village for a massive queer fiesta. In this episode they arrive and find the hottest place in town is called “The Manhole”. They head in and I have to say the place didn’t look like it was from medieval times or anything. “Tainted Love” was blasting from the speakers, and although on knight showed up on a horse a few others came in a Jeep! The dance floor was filled with hot beefcastles, most of them oiled up and shirtless. Corky and A Rod began making out and then someone bumped into them annoying Corky. There was a bit of a standoff as Corky announced he was a Prince and A Rod his Princess. This brought a few snickers, and Corky then demanded the guy who had bumped into him “bend the anus”. The guy then dropped his pants and bent over, allowing Corky to buttslam him while A Rod licked Corky’s filthy butthole. The party then got back into a sweet groove, with dudes farting in each other’s faces and buttslamming each other all over the place. Then this weird guy road a wooden bicycle into the place and Corky introduced him to A Rod as his good friend “Mr. Horton”, a local bicycle repair man. Mr. Horton was there with some black guy he kept calling “Dudley”. I’m not sure why that scene was in the show as the only other time you saw Mr. Horton was when he and Dudley were slow dancing together and grabbing each other’s asses. Corky then announced it was time to stop partying and head off to see the King for some important business. Then the show ended. This episode wasn’t that great and it seemed the writers really cheaped out and the production values were also quite low. I’m hoping next week they put some money into it so Corky can really shine. This weeks episode did have plenty of hot erotic man action. So those who just watch for spank material should be happy.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 01:12:15 GMT Legend I want to fart in your mouth when I come for ‘tardfest. Can you confirm you will be manning a booth where dudes can blast ass in your face? Sounds hot buddy!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 01:00:32 GMT Legend, please confirm that you were recently demoted from human bathroom to unpaid bathroom attendant intern because you tried to make a garage door with a giant cock on it? Is it true you have no welding skills yet you took a torch and made a big, erect, cock on a garage door and then said you felt it would be a massive hit? Is it true your boss pissed in your mouth then demoted you to an unpaid position in the bathroom? Your sure suck Legend.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 00:59:02 GMT 00:52 you must not have a job typical from the left

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 00:52:19 GMT Legend how was your Taco Bell mother’s day meal with Mongo? How is your butt baby coming along? It seems you let quite a few dudes bang your loose asshole and poke your unborn baby! I’m surprised Mongo allows this! I can’t wait for your little shit monster to be born. I hope he rips your asshole apart on the way out you deranged faggot!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 00:51:15 GMT Lege, is gay marriage legal in Troy Ohio? That would give many homo's to re-locate to Troy. It gives you a lot more fun and variety.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Mon, 13 May 2019 00:26:44 GMT 20:51 you mean husband

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 20:51:55 GMT Lege, I'm on my way to take my wife to Arby's then Taco Bell for her Mothers Day dinner. All this talk has made me hungry.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 20:50:34 GMT Lege, are you an alumni of the Hobart Brothers welding school? We hear that is a very difficult program to get in. Only the best and brightest get in.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 20:41:59 GMT Now Lege, that's not very nice. It's mothers day you know.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 14:44:54 GMT 12:58 fat slob troll

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 12:58:59 GMT Are you welding today making 95k a year?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 12:58:01 GMT Lege, it appears you already met up with your friend who writes all of your escapades. Are you already to meet up again?

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 08:20:07 GMT 05:48 got fukked by Michael Obama

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 06:39:11 GMT 05:48 just kill your gay self

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 06:35:51 GMT Another novel of gay bullshit from the lying rookie

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 05:48:14 GMT Damn it seems a number of us have been meeting up with Legend for hot man action! I met up with him a few hours ago in a dumpster behind Pizza Hut. After buttslamming him and him gobbling up my jizz Legend said he was hungry for Taco Bell. We road in his 1977 pink Gremlin which barely runs and spews black exhaust smoke. We went through the Taco Bell drive through where Legend ordered “the usual” at the drive thru window. It was obvious the Taco Bell employee knew him by their sense of disgust when they announced “pull around”. At the window Legend gave the clerk some money. Then a few moments later this enormous, obese, black guy appeared in the window. Seconds later he had dropped his pants and stuck much of his ass into the little drive through window. Seconds later a torrent of diarrhea sprayed onto Legend and much of the side of the Gremlin. There were constant farts and Legend seemed to be in paradise as he turned his head towards the ass so the shit tsunami hit him right up in his face. I could see his mouth was open as he tried to guzzle as much diarrhea as he could. After the shit spray stopped Legend drove away and took me back to my car. He then begged me to fart in his face and shower him with urine, but he stank so much I passed and drove off. Thanks for the good times Legend! We need to hook up again soon, but make sure you get your Taco Bell meal first next time!

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 04:00:21 GMT 03:48 fukk off you lying gay POS Trump MAGA 2020 make America straight again

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 03:48:54 GMT Legend, thank you for meeting me and that homeless bum in Duke Park last night. You sucked my cock and licked my ass like a champ next to that large tree while the homeless man ass-slammed you. You make Troy such an interesting place for the gay lifestyle. I love you! ❤️

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 02:59:32 GMT 01:02 stop making shit up you pussy coward talking shit online fukking soy boy

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 02:58:45 GMT 02:45 let's meet up I'm sick of your gay ass I'm going to stomp you faggot liberal POS

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 12 May 2019 02:45:14 GMT Legend, all your fans are really wanting to see what you look like. Please post a picture. We will send you a BeefnChedar sandwich from Arby's for doing it. Its nit fair that all the truckers get the chance to see you and the Troy Ohio community has limited access. Please hurry with the pic.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 May 2019 22:04:55 GMT Legend is it true you once hooked up with Bigfoot behind the Edward Jones? Can you confirm that Bigfoot really pounded you ass, but never hooked up with you again because he thought you were a total loser?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 May 2019 04:40:22 GMT Legend thanks for meeting me in the Arby’s dumpster! I’ve gotta say on this board you’re pretty standoffish but in real life you eat ass and take an anal pounding like a pro! I loved how you ate some half eaten Arby’s Beef n Cheddars out of the dumpster while I railed tour anus! We need to hook up again soon Legend!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 11 May 2019 01:02:08 GMT Lege, what were you going behind that screen? Did you think you were behind a garage door. Youre a true faggot.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sat, 11 May 2019 00:41:55 GMT 13:59 prison bitch shut your mouth fukk face

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 May 2019 13:59:32 GMT No that’s fine about the review. My favourite part was where the wooden scenery fell down to reveal legend behind and getting paddled by a strict, obese older gentleman. His buttocks were red raw so he had obviously been giving it to him hard! I also liked the way the scene just carried on and when corky turned around and said ‘what do i do now’ in the middle Of the fight scene. He was so distracted! Did anyone else also notice that the dialogue was often drowned out by the sound of 4 to 10 second deep farts and people just carried on as normal?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 May 2019 10:06:50 GMT 02:47 shit pushing POS

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 May 2019 02:47:03 GMT Legend please confirm you once had a sexcapade with Mongo and Chelsea Manning? That must have been a real freak show buddy!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 May 2019 02:44:24 GMT I’m glad you enjoyed my recap Legend. Let’s meet up tomorrow night behind the Troy Arby’s so I can fart in your mouth and deliver my own special “horsey sauce” in your ass!

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 10 May 2019 01:06:47 GMT 00;41 is a POS criminal

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 10 May 2019 00:43:38 GMT 15:04 you want to go one a date baby?

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Fri, 10 May 2019 00:43:10 GMT 00:41 is a convicted rapist

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 10 May 2019 00:41:17 GMT Fellow raging queers. I apologize for the late review of last Sunday’s “Game of Bones”. This episode found our heroes A Rod and Corky preparing to head to another village for a large queer fiesta. Unfortunately in order to get there they had to travel through a large wooded area known to have many “booty bandits”. As they travel Corky is riding a large brown horse, and A Rod is in a little wagon being towed behind. A Rod keeps complaining that Corky’s horse keeps shitting and farting. This of course makes Corky happy. A few moments later an ominous noise is heard then a cloud of brown mist followed by an insanely loud fart is heard. This spooks Corky’s horse and Corky is unable to hang on and falls off his horse. A Rod cowers like a baby as Corky prepares for a battle. Moments later 3 “bootie bandits” appear and have no pants on and are sporting massive erections. Corky drops his diaper and engages two of them in a deadly cock sword fight. A Rod can’t even get his tiny cock hard and the 3rd bootie bandit quickly rips off his Yankees pants and is about to burglarize his asshole when Corky rescues him with a massive fart. Corky easily defeats both bandits his cock sword fighting as his cock is much larger and he handles it like a pro. He then comes over and goes dookie on the bandit that almost violated A Rod. Corky is super annoyed A Rod was once again a terrible compatriot and rips a fart in A A Rod’s face, then engages in some hot, violent, hardcore anal sex. He then jizzes all over the 3 bootie bandits before he gets back on his horse and he and A Rod continue in until they reach the village where the queer fiesta is to occur. I can’t wait for next weeks episode!

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 20:48:00 GMT 15:41 is the tiger woods suck forum troll

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 20:47:25 GMT 15:41 shut the fukk up you gay creep you fags are fukking this world up

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 16:31:25 GMT Hi all (fart) I am really (fart) hot for (fart) getting to know Legends cologned anus personally at tardfest (fart)

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 15:41:01 GMT Legend, you did not. You don't even leave Troy Ohio. Talk about fake news. quit fantasising here on this family friendly forum.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 15:04:53 GMT And thanks for sharing by the way ugly Jennifer, but we don't care about your ridiculous cryings on tv, seriously stop!!! Used up lollipop, stop!!! Your crying episodes make me extremely annoyed!!! Low class soul. You are nothing but a clueless famous gal trying very hard not to crash land!!! Crap.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 14:58:14 GMT Listen used up lollipop, you are soooo dumb my dear Lord simply because I'm going to spend the rest of my life with my stuffed dog that my dad gave to me when I was 7 years old, and he is not somebody, nooo, he is my stuffed dog. That much I understand that your ridiculous engagement is fake!!! Stupid girl.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 14:52:30 GMT Once upon a date there was a clueless silver whale, who couldn't understand that she always had sex with the wrong men because her goal was to spend the rest of her pathetic life with somebody? Really? Somebody? Hmmm, I thought her paid fiance had a name.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 09:43:17 GMT 05:12 fukked Alex in his mouth

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 09:41:50 GMT 05:12 look at your fake news you must work for CNN

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 May 2019 05:12:19 GMT Legend, I think it would be a lot of fun to use you as my own personal urinal. I will drink 5 or 6 glasses of water and entire two liter of Mountain Dew. Then you will kneel down in front of me as if you were praying to your god. Then I would pull down my pants and then fart in your face. I would then turn to face you and start pissing into your mouth and all over your face until I can’t piss anymore. But I drank so much liquid that I’d probably have to expel quite a bit more urine every 15-20 minutes for the next couple hours. You would remain on the floor and I would soak you with more piss until my bladder is finally empty and I can’t piss anymore. I would probably also produce quite a few belches as a result of gulping down that Mountain Dew and would make sure to belch in your face repeatedly! I would also rip as many farts as I can into your face and you would give my anus a tongue-bath. Let’s hook up soon!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 14:30:17 GMT Yes, she pays to participate and to have a good looking man because otherwise her crappy career will die. She pays!!! Well, I have two words for her "Clueless Jennifer" In fact, I'm writing a tell I proudly want to name "Clueless Jennifer" just to help women out there not to grow old dumb.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 14:23:47 GMT What else can I say? Jennifer the overrated silver whale, who wants to spend the rest of her pathetic life with "somebody" anybody since isn't that the goal? To secure a younger cock because she is looking old? And obsolete. Jennifer Lopez pays these days to participate.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 14:15:47 GMT Used up lollipop, can you find me a job, please? I need a gig to pay for my bills. You know, like the crappy tour that you are about to do? Because so far seems like you have to pay a high price to keep your crappy career alive!!!

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 11:58:36 GMT 02:25 fukks Muslim boys

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 11:57:54 GMT 02:25 because you are retarded

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 05:10:31 GMT Soph 09:41 thanks for sharing that hot story! A Rod definitely deserved that attack and hot rough sex for trying to confuse lovable Corky! I’m glad the dog also took revenge on A Rod as I bet A Rod is a terrible pet sitter!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 02:25:38 GMT Legend what news covered some award show and showed outfits? I’ve been on various news sites many times over the last few days and haven’t seen one erotic pic of A Rod as you’re claiming. Just admit to searching out A Rod and lusting after he and Corky! Better not let Mongo find out or he will go into a mega ‘tard rage on your asshole! I can’t wait for ‘tardfest. Also, I saw that the garage door factory has tours! If I come in a tour to see you do your job as a human toilet can we hook up in the break room? I think I’m in love with you Legend and want to fart in your mouth!

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 01:37:13 GMT Mongo is your man that's all you queen

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 01:36:42 GMT 00:48 it's was on the news you idiot

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 May 2019 00:48:33 GMT Legend 23:47 why do you know what Alex was wearing at what you call the “homo awards”? I have no clue what you’re taking about but you sure seem to be on the cutting age of homo news for a guy who constantly protests he isn’t a raging queer. Give it up Legend, I know you spend all your time cruising the internet for homoerotic smut then posting self hating anti gay posts on these fine boards. We all know Mongo fires his ‘tard seed into your anus each night, and that you most definitely know how long a bean bag chair holds the smell of fart.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 23:49:02 GMT Rookie is short fat and has horseshoe hair saw him at speedway trying to suck off a black guy

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 23:48:01 GMT 18:40 no I don't you don't tell me what to do bitch fukking queen boy

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 23:47:14 GMT Alex looking like a queen last night at that homo awards show pink suit fukking faggot

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 20:12:49 GMT Legengs diary? Lege, why are you holding out on us. Tell us about tard fun, truck stop rendezvous, glory hole glory, and more. Wait, we also want to hear about your basement fun at the Hobart arena.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 18:40:04 GMT Legend, do you enjoy sniffing beanbag chairs after a guy has farted on them? For how long do they typically retain the smell of ass?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 16:30:01 GMT Yah huh! I ain’t seen nuttin like this since the DD boards circa 2002

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 15:52:15 GMT Damn this board is getting spicy 🌶! Such a hot thought about someone farting on my dong then running off crying! 💩 I sure hope legend starts opening up his personal diary 📔 for more dirty stories about farts

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 13:55:54 GMT Doesn't she know that she has a huge butt? And huge hips and thick soccer player legs??? But a little head and tiny tits stock up her short neck? Clueless Jennifer!!! This is a woman who has zero sense about what looks good on her. Zero sense!!! Super lost used up lollipop, lol.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 13:51:41 GMT Maybe she wants to be part of the "Chicago" cast? She looks sooo fat to me, seriously!!! Jenny the fat shark!!! My God, what a lost gal. And what was Alex wearing too? He looked ready to take his communion. These people have no class!!! And Jennifer looks fat!!! Lot of laugh.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 13:49:14 GMT Excuse me, stupid man, can you please tell overrated and ugly Jennifer that she is too fat and has too big of a Puerto Rican ass to wear white? Jesus she looked like a shark last night! Wait, more like a whale! Clueless Jennifer, who doesn't know what to do anymore with her poor locks.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 12:51:37 GMT 09:41 that's all bullshit

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 12:50:11 GMT Sophomore is a homosexual liberal POS

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 09:41:04 GMT A-Rod was dog sitting for J-Lo's dog recently. The dog is a Corgi. Corky was so excited when A-Rod introduced him to the dog that he made a huge dookie in his diaper. When Corky asked A-Rod what the name of the dog was, A-Rod replied "The dog's name is Sparky. It is a Corgi." When Corky heard that, he replied, "No, I'm Corky!" A-Rod then said, "No, I said Corgi, not Corky." Corky then got really angry and red in the face because he thought that A-Rod was calling the dog "Corky" and decided to teach A-Rod a lesson! Corky punched A-Rod in the stomach and then slapped him in the face! When A-Rod started crying, Corky kicked him up the ass and then pulled down A-Rod's Yankees pajamas and then pulled down his own diaper and started having rough unprotected anal sex with A-Rod! Corky also began strangling A-Rod with his dookie-encrusted diaper while really giving it to A-Rod right in the ass! This continued for several more minutes as A-Rod sobbed until Corky pulled out and blew his 'tard semen into A-Rod's hair! Then the Corgi ran over and peed on A-Rod! Corky then took the Corgi for a walk outside!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 05:29:35 GMT Many years ago, at school I went most of the day holding in a poo because the toilets were too gross to use. I got home and upon going to the toilet discovered that it was in fact just a giant wee. My bladder was so full for so long I thought it was a poo.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 04:21:45 GMT 04:14 mongo is not a real person you are a creep that needs locked up with your gay lover jussie the race baiting POS

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 04:20:33 GMT Rookie I'm not gay you fukk tard Lying little bitch go stick a gay Bud light bottle up your ass faggot POS

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 04:14:10 GMT Legend is a hero to me. I heard that he made a Mother’s Day reservation at Taco Bell for he and Mongo. And get this. He didn’t get a table, but went high class with a booth reservation!! Legend is a true gentleman. How is Mongo’s butt baby coming along Legend? Have you and Mongo decided on a name?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 01:51:52 GMT Yay,LEGEND youre back. Yes, please give us some gay stories... Quit holding out on us. Tard fest is just weeks away!

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 01:28:30 GMT 02:44 you probably don't work just sit your gay ass on welfare

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 May 2019 00:04:37 GMT This board is getting so hawt! Legend just brings out the queer in everyone, as do crazed ‘tards! I loved the 10 second fart and bean bag fart! I agree with Vet that throwing in some ‘tard stories as well as A Rod and Corky stories would be perfect for a new brand of novella! One that the queer community would leap onto. I would also like to see some Legend and Mongo stories hopefully stolen from Legend’s diary. Legend please post a few hot stories for us buddy! I can’t wait for ‘tardfest!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 16:11:36 GMT Rump Mackenzie, your novella company needs to publish some hot gay stories involving straight men who are manhandled by gay ‘tards! There needs to also be a line of novellas where someone is strangled with a diaper full of dookie while being anally violated. I would love to see some novellas involving Corky and A-Rod

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 16:07:53 GMT What a hot homoerotic story! I didn’t realize it was even possible to expel a fart for 10 straight seconds. I bet Legend is creaming his pants fantasizing about being on the receiving end of one of those!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 15:22:22 GMT Yes Jennifer at the end of the day people only think of themselves, easy gal, otherwise you wouldn't bring man after man after man into your dirty bed, and Alex is the king of "I love me and only me" simply because he is the one who in fact created "The Fantastic Five" It is all about A to Z, seriously.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 15:17:24 GMT I only like two men, Jennifer. I've been in love with them for many years because I'm not a slit, lollipop. I don't live for a cock, I'm too smart for that. What you need to understand Jennifer is that at the end of the day, we all think for ourselves, Jennifer. Humans are selfish.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 15:11:33 GMT Excuse me, Jennifer, I have to say that I met a good looking man yesterday, Jennifer. Very good looking man, actually and rich, supposedly, but he takes the train, Jennifer, he takes the disgusting train. I'm not going to date a man who takes the train, Jennifer because...

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 09:04:28 GMT Hi sophomore, my name is rump mckenzie and I am quite a big deal in the novella publishing business. I am literally and metaphorically (considering your ass blasts) blown away by this well written extract. It is full of pathos and the importance of friendship, which is hot right now! Can I suggest further conversations with you about your story (dare I call it tentatively ‘ruining a friendship?’.) Please let me know if I can use this to sell it as a first draft buddy! I’m waiting by the forum....

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 08:12:24 GMT Ruining the friendship . You stared at your friend’s ass as he finished with the toilet and flushed. You took pride in having the guy with the nicest male ass at school as your best friend. His underwear looked like it was going to burst as he walked towards your kitchen. Right before he got to the kitchen he let out a loud four second fart. He then said, “I got some bad heart burn man do you have anything that could help.” You and him were alone at your house for the week so you had to take care of him.“ You took out some Tums from the cabinet and gave them to him. He ate half the container. “I dont think youre supposed to have that much.” I said. “What, I like the gas that it gives me.” He then pushed out a strong ten second fart and sighed in relief. If you only knew Tums made him gassy you would have given him them everyday. Both of you went back to your room to play video games. While you were playing video games he kept farting into your beanbag chair you knew you’re gonna have a jerk off session smelling the chair when he left.

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 08:11:35 GMT After a few hours of video games and his loud and long farts, you guys decided to call it a night. You kept bragging about how you won almost every game. He then said that you should have a wrestling match to settle it once and for all. Even though you’re half a head taller than him he has more muscle than you so you’re excited to see who wins. You start wrestling on the ground for a while then somehow find yourself wrestling with him on your bed. He had you on your back with his butt on your cock when you made eye contact with him. It was silent for a good second until he accidentally let out a big ten second fart on your cock. He was blushing like a tomato and started to get off when his butt brushed against your hard on. He got off the bed and told you he was going to the bathroom. When he was at the door way he let out a big juicy fart. He was gone for about ten minutes when you got bored and went to check on him. When you reached the bathroom you could hear him sobbing inside. You asked him what was wrong and he said nothing so you opened the door not caring what he was doing. He was just standing there so you hugged him as hard as you could. He kept trying to push you off him but I was too late. You felt his hard on and rubbed it, “So this is what you’ve been hiding?” you said said softly. “I was crying because I felt your hard on and I thought it would never be me.” You stopped hugging him and looked into his eyes all the way into his soul. You didnt waste any time. You started kissing each other like crazy. You then carried him into the room where we kept kissing as you took off your clothes. You had sex with his farting ass so many times that week that you can’t remember. He would keep eating Tums, and everytime you went to sleep you would be spooning him while he farted into the night…

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 07:55:02 GMT

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 03:53:12 GMT Legend doesn’t make $95k. He makes $95 a week as a human toilet at the garage door factory. Sometimes he does make a tiny bit more if one of the workers gives him a tip. But most tips he receives are farts.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 02:44:40 GMT Bet, $95k/year for a welder seems like a good chunk of change for someone in that field. So I cannot begrudge Legend for that. Plus, he must make a few extra bucks on the side as tips for his gloryhole services!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 06 May 2019 00:49:17 GMT Legend told us on the Colin forum that he makes 95k per year as a welder. Troy Ohio is not only a huge gay community but the pay is good, well, soft of.

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 21:34:23 GMT Legend, gave you ever used tumblr? I’m not familiar with it myself, but I just discovered that there is an entire section on that website where gay fart-related fantasies are posted. I bet there’s an entire section dedicated to Troy, Ohio.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 19:02:57 GMT Legend, thanks for that magical moment we shared last night! You treated me to such a romantic dinner at the Troy Taco Bell and when we returned to your studio apartment, you yanked down my jeans and underwear and I knew I was in for some pleasure! It felt so good when you spread my ass cheeks and then felt the tip of your tongue on my anus! Did you like those wet farts I expelled for your pleasure?? Thanks, dude!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 14:59:49 GMT The End because I'm done with you, Jennifer, you are too dumb to be my unfriend because you need to pay to participate these days. Yes, you paid big time to keep World of Crappy Dance alive, so good bye, clueless gal. I'm done with your stupid ass. Even my enemies have to be smart.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 14:50:32 GMT I'm not even mad at Alex anymore because lie to stupid gals like you, who can not live without a dick, seriously. That's what my father used to say anyways. One thing you have to keep in mind until you don't do it again, Jennifer is that you always have sex with the wrong man. The End

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 14:47:51 GMT You shut up, stupid man! Or I'm gonna kill you until you're dead! And then, I will shoot in the head! Now, go away! I need to talk to clueless lollipop! I don't want to hurt you, clueless lollipop, I never did. I swear to God I never wanted to hurt your clueless ass, I'm not like that, lost gal.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 14:03:31 GMT Our

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 12:52:10 GMT There's are Legend. Coming in with they most stupidest posts. C'mon Lege, try a little harder...

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 09:39:33 GMT 15:57 shut the fukk up

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 09:39:09 GMT 07:33 has AIDS

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 09:28:42 GMT 00:15 shut up fruit cake

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 09:27:56 GMT You faggots are still at making shit up probably all rape little boys sick fukks

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 09:09:41 GMT DiS ES CoRKy. fuK U LadY! BUy mY DiPErS!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 07:33:40 GMT I am an angry old lady! I am here on behalf of Corky brand swim diapers. My mother who is 90 years old lives in a nursing home that has a pool. She has incontinence so I have to buy swim diapers for her. She saw an ad for these “hot” new diapers that are see through and demanded I get her some so she could be all fancy in front of her friends. I bought a case at Wal Mart and my mother was so excited to show them off. They were no more then pieces of thin Saran Wrap! When she wore them they were completely see through and for some reason she thought she was hot to trot. She went in the pool and everyone stared at her and the lifeguard puked when he saw her. Then it got worse. She shit herself and one could see the turd leave her wrinkled ass and it blew right through the thin plastic of the diaper. It blasted into the pool causing the pool to be totally evacuated and closed for cleaning. I wrapped my mother in towel and took her back to her room. Now she’s the most hated person at her nursing home. People call her “shit monster” and “pool shutter” and “garbage ass” and all kinds of mean names. She now stays in her room at all times all because of this despicable product. The worst part was instead of customer service number the diapers have this website listed as their customer service?! Why would this disgusting board about Alex Rodriguez be a customer service site for a diaper company? I’m going to track down the ‘tard on the side of the package and he won’t know what hit him!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 05 May 2019 00:15:32 GMT Legend, where are you? Are you working overtime at the factory? We need your insight to inform us on the happenings in Troy Ohio. Troy is a long way form the beaches in Florida. At Tardfest will the concerts be at the Hobart Arena? I'll be, you can't wait to get thrown into the Tard Pit. How many are expecting for this event. It may be as popular as Woodstock was. Is there a lot of talk about it in Troy? Please don't hold out on us anymore.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 May 2019 16:31:42 GMT Yes rook, that was certainly a loving photo that did the rounds on social media. I also believe that it was one of the rare times corky took a picture of a rod without his thumb taking up half the shot

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 May 2019 15:57:19 GMT Jennifer and her eternal ugly head of hair, but why? Is it because she can't make beautiful hair, or she can but she is way too lazy to grow one that's healthy. And she HAS to be blonde because no every woman out there looks beautiful brunette. Just imagine Jennifer with dark hair?? Eak

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 May 2019 15:54:38 GMT All I know is that low class Jenny from the Bronx always wears fake hair glued to her clueless head. In every crappy movie that she is in seems like she is wearing a used, colorful broom on her head, or a paint brush covering her ugly fake hair with ugly multicolor paint. Ugly Jennifer.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 04 May 2019 15:52:36 GMT Listen to me, stupid human being, Marie, who is 96 is very correct because she was born in 1923, while people half her age are incorrect like your shameless self. And you are also mean, seriously mean. How can you take Jennifer's pics while she wears a ridiculous wig?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 May 2019 13:11:57 GMT That is so romantic. I hope he proposes, I really do. I can only imagine the stag night and wedding day! How did a rod propose to corky? I saw the very real photo of corky on the plane steps and a rod coming up them earlier.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 04 May 2019 07:39:14 GMT Legend, can you confirm you are pregnant with Mongo’s butt baby? Can you also confirm that you are demanding he take you to Taco Bell on mother’s day to celebrate? Is it further true when you told Mongo this he slugged you in the gut, then made you suck him off? Sounds pretty special Legend!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 May 2019 14:52:38 GMT Hi all, long time reader, first time poster here. I have just been lazily rubbing one out to the 'life goes in' intro theme, when i saw some really hot conversation in the comments section and was wondering if this was true? Gromitdog1 3 years ago My personal favorite episode is when Corky rubs himself furiously and the 'sticky pee' comes out and he runs to his mom all happy to show her. sheri Thompson 2 years ago idiot DavesWorld 2 years ago Gromitdog1 I liked the one where he sh&t his underpants but then tried to hide it in the back yard but the dog dragged it in while his friends were there. Donny Mckinnon 3 months ago @DavesWorld Stay in your own world Dave, please! NubianP62 months ago Sick assholes! 🙄 Did this really happen anyone?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 03 May 2019 14:20:29 GMT You will see, I'm going to be mean, stupid human being!!! Hey, talking about stupidity on TV, what happened to World of crappy dance on a Sunday night? Jajajaja... Lot of laugh!!! Listen, the problem is not the show, the problem is the clueless judge.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 03 May 2019 14:16:30 GMT Oooh, I don't care if I end up in jail because at least in there I will have real friends. I don't think I will meet human beings who are going to lie to me, what for? They are already criminals. You better stay with lollipop and her famous crappy world because I'm going to be mean.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 03 May 2019 14:11:22 GMT Excuse me, stupid man, where are you today and everyday? Glued to overrated Jennifer and her bad looking kids? I see. Can you please show some respect to my beautiful self? What I want to do now is strangle you with my own hands. I probably need to use a knife, but it has to be sharp.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 May 2019 08:23:13 GMT Rook 06:37 Legend seems very well versed in all kinds of queer antics. He surprises us regularly with new gay sex moves we haven’t seen reported before. As his only focus in life is hot man action I’m certain there are thousands of deviant behaviors not yet reported. It’s well known belching into another dudes ass is meant to give them pleasure. In this case the obese dude responded in kind by ripping a potent ass blast into Legends face.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 May 2019 06:37:40 GMT Has Emend been banging Jason Hayward? This is the first time I heard of him belching in.a guys ass?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 May 2019 05:35:38 GMT Today I was at the Troy Walmart when I saw Mongo and Legend. They were waiting in a checkout line and had a bunch of junk food and a large bottle of KY Jelly. There was an obese man in front of them and he ripped a loud fart. This caused Legend to get down on all fours and begin sniffing the mans asshole like a dog! Legend then let loose a terrific belch directly into the fat guys asshole causing him to once again rip a loud fart. All of this nonsense annoyed Mongo who began kicking Legend up the ass. When Legend didn’t acknowledge him Mongo ripped off Legend’s pink spandex shorts and began ass slamming him right there in the checkout line! The fat guy dropped his pants and began ripping ass and Legend went to town tounging his filthy asshole. The guy then took a dump in Legend’s mouth. Mongo then jizzed all over Legend’s head then punched him a few times for good measure. Mongo and Legend then bought there treats and sex lube and left. It was a strange experience for me!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 May 2019 00:06:45 GMT Legend, that is not the Troy Ohio spirit. Youre hurting the travel industry coming through Troy. YOU should be a lot nicer because we know you do a lot of marking at the garage door factory.

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 23:40:29 GMT 06:20 fukk you liberal POS

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 15:36:27 GMT Hi all, quick question. Myself and my family travelled through Troy and kept seeing all the men doing something strange. Why do they fart on things like lampposts, park benches and other items of furniture and infrastructure? It is really like watching dogs and cats mark their territory. Nearly everything we drove past had feces on it or remnants of an anus blast against it.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 15:09:55 GMT Sorry but I'm mad, very mad. Your time with that dumb gal is going to give me a freaking heart attack, and a stroke. A massive stroke in my butt. I might even lose my tongue so I don't talk anymore. See what you do to my precious self, stupid man? Have a great headache all day!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 15:08:37 GMT Legend. I am really irritated at your homophobia and I know a few mall cops who would be interested to take down your particulars I am sure. Consider this a friendly warning. You do not want to get on the wrong side of me. Again, the is a polite, friendly, warning ⚠️

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 15:03:33 GMT Yep, and then, I'm going to make you a disgustingly delicious hamburger with a bit of your own poop in the middle of it covered with ketchup and cheese! Shameless human being. I'm also going to give you a drink with antifreeze, and for dessert you will have shit again made into a cake! Hmm

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 14:57:23 GMT Excuse me, stupid man, I heard that you and overrated Jennifer are going to participate in a dying TV show? Oh no, now I'm pissed off, estupido. I mean really pissed off. So pissed off that I'm going to make you chew your own cock.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 08:45:05 GMT I wonder if Legend even knew the taco had a turd in place of meat and if he likes it better that way? I bet Legend has heinous shit breath after constantly eating things made of feces, then drinking gallons of piss! Legend please admit you haven’t brushed your teeth in decades and your teeth are black and rotten you demented freak!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 06:57:58 GMT Mongo took a dump in a hard taco shell yesterday and sprinkled cheese and lettuce on top of it and fed it to Legend! That’s what’s known as a “Troy Taco”! Mongo then anally violated Legend while strangling him with his diaper! Legend is a freaky pervert who loves S&M with his lovable ‘tard!!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 01:46:20 GMT Legend, you have harassed a lot of gay men who visit this forum to read stories about Alex Rodriguez. I'm sure that the police will be very interested in finding you as well. In today's politically correct society, it is illegal to say anything negative about gays, trannies, or jews. Have you not yet figured this out? Just because I want to give A-Rod a reach-around while ass-slamming him and jerk him off into a cup of Mountain Dew which I then make him drink while I fart in his face doesn't give you the right to criticize us!

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Anonymous (Legend) wrote on Thu, 02 May 2019 01:15:08 GMT 17:18 have fun in jail asshole when I turn this forum into the cops you creep

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 17:18:20 GMT Yeah legs, I also bear you got a new car? Where did you get it from, why is it rusty dark green?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 15:00:57 GMT Yes, Legend is up to his old tricks. Telling this forum that Mongo and Corky are dead. The truth of the matter is, Legend doesn't like to share and wants them both all to himself. Last time he fabricated this same story the authorities found Mongo and Corky tied up in the basement of the Hobart Arena. Nice try Lege. We're on to you...

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 14:56:14 GMT Jennifer must pray everyday to God for me to have a mayor heart attack that turns my life off, but that's not going to occur because I'm not only a vegan 100 percent, I also been told again and again that my precious 'The End' will be next to a cat, which is a brown skin man with green eyes.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 14:40:17 GMT Crazy peas seems to be extremely busy planing his dark destiny with some young Russian chick, seriously? I'm only hoping his true love is also fake like the one between Alex and Jennifer, which means friends with benefits like the typical dumb chicks. Famous and rich dumb chicks.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 14:34:11 GMT Lost lollipop, I call you used up because you love to be sucked up. When was the last time you were alone without a cock? Exactly, that's why I call you used up, lol. I can't wait to take your newspaper right from your driveway on a day not far from today, clueless Jennifer.

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 10:26:38 GMT Lookie lookie, Legend is back! His status has dropped because hes using Mongo's cell phone. You cant hide Lege. Are you stoked for Tard Fest?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 08:59:54 GMT Nookie and Corky had sex with a goat and died from ass disease

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 08:59:31 GMT 04:49 not happening

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 08:59:09 GMT Mongo fell off his bigwheel and died

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 06:20:36 GMT Also I want to come to Troy. I am a rabidly woke, and strongly democrat pro joe Biden or Elizabeth Warren as nominee. Will my progressive views and dignity be catered for at tardfest?

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 06:11:28 GMT Yes vet, these fine posters demand an answer to these important and time pressing questions!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 04:49:13 GMT Legend, I can’t believe you haven’t once posted since ‘tardfest 2019 has been announced on this board. You are a real turd Legend. We know you were trying to keep ‘tardfest away from us so you could enjoy unlimited ‘tard sex all for yourself. What a selfish asshole you are. Needing hundreds of ‘tard dongs filling your every orifice. I can’t wait to come to ‘tardfest and rip ass in your face Legend. Also, I demand you answer Vet 16:52’s awesome question. When some obese guy rips a nasty wet fart in your face do you think “life can’t get any better”!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 01 May 2019 00:07:50 GMT What happened to Legend? Did he contract an adult-onset form of Down’s Sydrome from all of the ‘tard semen he’s ingested recently? Or does he now have full-blown AIDS???? Legend, let us know you’re ok! Also, please confirm we’re still on for that rim job at 10:45 PM in the gas station bathroom this Thursday night!