Here are comments from the Anthony Rizzo Sucks Forum between November 3, 2017 and March 6, 2018:
| Even though Anthony is close to 300 lbs right now as a result of his gluttonous gorging on deep dish pizzas and greasy fast food for the past several months, he is still surprisingly limber and agile despite the excess weight. He performs his trademark "Rizzo leapfrog" move where he leaps about 6 feet up in the air over Steve Bartman when he wants Bartman to eat out his smelly diarrhea butthole! Yesterday, those two gay lovebirds were at a Taco Bell in Arizona near where the Cubs play Spring Training. Anthony was holding a deep dish Meat Lover's pizza from Pizza Hut and was also drinking a large cup of Mountain Dew while powerfully pounding Bartman's anus in the middle of the restaurant while everyone cheered them on and Bartman loudly moaned with pleasure! After blowing an apparentyl massive load into Bartman's bloody anus, Anthony did a "Rizzo Leapfrog" over Bartman to position his ass mere inches from Bartman's face! Anthony then started ripping ass while Bartman tongued his smelly butthole clean! What a guy!!! |
| Rook, that is one damn hot story! It seems everywhere those lovebirds go they wind up in a changing room, or bathroom, having hot man action. They don’t seem to care at all who witnesses or hears their hot lovemaking! I have solid information that the queer tours of Chicago, the ones who ride around on that hot pink double decker bus, will soon be offering the chance to see Anthony and Steve Bartman in action. If that happens there could be mass orgies of queers jizzing and farting everywhere in Chicago! |
| I went to the Dick’s Sporting Goods store in Lincoln Park in Chicago last week to Buy sweatpants. I found a pair I liked and then went into the fitting room to try them on. There were only three fitting rooms available and I walked into the first one, as the other two were locked. As I started trying on the pair, I was nearly overcome by the smell of anus! I gagged from the odor and then heard moaning coming from the next fitting room! I then heard some insanely load farts which were followed by some belches! I quickly changed back into my clothes and walked out. As I walked out, the other fitting room door swung open and out fell two men. I instantly recognized Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman! Anthony was really pounding Steve’s anus as Steve moaned and pleasures himself! Anthony was drinking a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and I saw that there was a half-eaten deep dish pepperoni pizza from Lou Malnati’s in a box on the floor. Anthony suddenly bellowed like a hippopotamus and then came into Steve’s stretched anus! Anthony then stood up and walked over to grab his box of pizza when he suddenly ripped ass and Steve’s jumped up like a gymnast and then buried his face between Anthony’s ass cheeks, tonguing away like a prisoner on Death Row eating his final meal! Anthony then grabbed a pile of clothes from the corner, which was his actual Cubs game uniform! Steve also got dressed and put on his sweatshirt and his huge early 1990s headphones. Then then held hands and skipped out the door while whistling! It was surreal! After a few moments of bewilderment, I got in line to buy the sweatpants! |
| Today I was at Cubs spring training. I went to use a bathroom and upon entering heard some loud farts and moaning coming from a bathroom stall. I was at a urinal when the door to the stall collapsed and I saw Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman coming crashing through it. Anthony was really going to town on Bartman’s anus! He was also chowing down on a massive slice of pepperoni pizza. After jizzing all over Bartman Anthony did this leapfrog move and shoved his bare ass in Bartman’s face. He then ripped a massive fart causing Bartman to go into convolusions, moaning and groaning and jizzing his pants. Man that weirdo really gets off on Anthony’s heinous farts. Bartman slowly came around and began tounging Anthony’s asshole. The two of them then got to their feet, joined hands, and skipped out of the bathroom. It was very erotic. |
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| I was driving on the I-55 south of Chicago last month when I passed a rusty Geo Metro which was emitting a cloud of smoke! There were also orange spark coming from the underside of the car where where the muffler was scraping the pavement as it was falling off! I looked over and saw that it was Steve Bartman’s car! Steve was driving about 45 mph, possibly the top speed for his car, in a 65 mph zone. I saw that Anthony’s pants were down and his bare ass was pressed against Bartman’s face! Anthony also had a deep dish pepperoni pizza in one hand and a huge cup of a yellow drink which may have been Mountain Dew! Anthony then ripped a fart in Bartman’s face and the air in the interior of the car quickly turned brown! I could even smell the fart in my car, which was strange as my windows were rolled up in the frigid 10 degree winter temperature! Bartman then got off at the next exit and parked on the parking lot at a Home Depot. I followed them to observe to make sure those two didn’t cause a car accident with their unsafe driving! At the Home Depot parking lot, Bartman was really tonguing Anthony’s anus while giving him a reach-around! Anthony ripped several farts during this before finally blowing his load into one of his Cubs game cleats! Bartman then started licking the semen out of the game cleats like a greedy cum-guzzler! Then Anthony pulled up his pants and Bartman drove back to the highway. They are a cute gay couple, but they need to respect the rules of the road so that they don’t hurt anyone with their reckless driving!!! |
| Rook, solid question. After Bartman and Rizzo left the manager came out and checked the bathroom. I could hear him yell to another employer to bring him a bug bomb. I’m not sure if was to try and cover the stink or for some other reason. This didn’t sit well with the patrons of the restaurant and we all soon after left. Who knows what they had to do to get rid of the stink and human bodily fluids those two lovebirds left. |
| Rook, did a hazmat team have to fumigate that’s Arby’s after Anthony and Steve left? Their love is so hot and the smell of anuses when they are together is fantastic. However, after they left, the aroma of anuses must be intolerable. At a minimum, the restaurant needs to be hosed down!! |
| Soph, that is extremely hot! Tonight I was at a Chicago Arby’s when I spotted a reserved table with ‘Bartman’ on it. Soon after I saw Anthony and Steve Bartman entering together while pinching each other’s asses. They went to the counter and ordered at least a dozen been n cheddars then sashayed to their reserved booth. They say on the same side of the booth and fed each other sandwiches. They were both drinking enormous soda’s and after a few minutes Anthony let loose a monster belch into Steve Bartmans’s face! He then stood up in the booth, dropped his pants, and let loose a nasty wet fart right in Bartmans’s face. Bartman began moaning and then started tounging Anthony’s asshole. They then skipped to the bathroom together where I heard some massive farts and more moaning. It was ridiculous. But the time the lovebirds came out the place reeked of anus! They returned to theIr booth to collect a few uneaten sandwiches then joined hands and skipped out to this rusty old Geo Metro. I last saw them burning out of the parking lot in a giant cloud of black smoke! What a true Valentine’s Day couple! |
| Anthony constructed a men's room in his condo to use as a "play room" for the gay Cubs fans he brings home. A couple years ago, he had this bathroom stall built in his master bathroom:
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Anthony and his current gay lover, Steve Bartman, enjoy holding hands while shitting at the same time. However, they feel that having to use separate toilets just isn't sufficiently intimate. Accordingly, Anthony hired a building contractor to rip up these dual toilets and instead install one extra wide toilet seat so that Anthony and Steve Bartman can sit on the same seat while shitting! They love it when their knees and ass cheeks touch while they simultaneously spray diarrhea into the toilet bowl! Apparently, the smell of farts and dookie really turns on Bartman! |
| I bet those Bartman will eat a beef n cheddar sandwich out of Anthony’s asshole! They will probably then head to the bathroom to make sweet love while treating the patrons to a bunch of farts and moans. |
| I heard that Steve Bartman is planning a romantic dinner at Arby’s for Anthony to celebrate Valentine’s Day! I’m sure there will be lots of semen, diarrhea, and a torn anus ! |
| Hey Rook, that’s an unbelievable experience! I have been to that Taco Bell and was in the men’s room peeing at a urinal when Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman walked in! Anthony was wearing his uniform and even his game cleats. They both went into one of the stalls and apparently sat down and shared the seat! I heard some insanely loud farts and simultaneous splashes of feces hitting the toilet- it was as if they were WWII Allied bombers trying to take out a German U-boat with fecal bombs! After hearing them take simultaneous dumps, I heard one of them lean against the partition wall and saw two pairs of feet. Curious, I looked through a crack by the stall door and saw them having some hot anal sex - Rizzo was really giving it to Bartman right in the ass! It was weird that I hadn’t heard any wiping after their dumps - they proceeded straight to butt sex! After climaxing Rizzo and Bartman got dressed and then skipped out of the men’s room while holding hands! They sure are a cute couple!!! |
| Today I was at a Taco Bell near Wrigley Field. I saw Anthony and Steve Bartman sitting a few tables away eating a mountain of food. At one point Anthony ripped a really loud and disgusting fart. Moments later I saw Steve Bartman slip under the table and begin huffing the fart. He then began fellating Anthony as Anthony downed piles of food. At one point I heard Anthony say “hold on” then he moved a bit, then ripped a humongous fart in Bartman’s mouth. Bartman collapsed and fell from being under the table to being partly in the aisle. He was moaning with pleasure and it was clear he had ejaculated in his pants. Anthony finished eating, then took a nasty shit on Bartman’s head. The two lovebirds then joined hands and skipped out of the restaurant. I saw them get into an old Geo Metro and fly out of the parking lot in a cloud of black smoke. What’s up with that? |
| I have good info that Anthony and Steve Bartman will be rooming together during spring training. Somehow Anthony has enough power that the team has hired Steve Bartman and his Geo Metro to be Anthony’s driver and personal assistant. I’m not sure yet if Bartman will be allowed in the dugout to take care of Anthony’s various penis and ass needs but I’m hoping they do. I can’t get enough of those lovebirds! |
| Rook, that’s a crazy story! Anthony and Bartman sure do have a crazy homosexual relationship, as it is clear that are a great couple. I heard that Anthony was sick over the weekend with some type of food poisoning from eating undercooked pizza. He was running to the toilet and had a stinky diarrhea butthole! Bartman, of course, loves it and reportedly gave Anthony some hit rim jobs to lick clean Anthony’s anus as if he were a kitty cat cleaning itself! |
| Today I was working construction at a site in Chicago when I needed to take a piss. I went to a porta potty and heard a bunch of farts and then some moaning coming from it. This went on forever. I knocked with no answer, then opened the door which was unlocked. To my surprise I found Anthony Rizzo, who was wearing his Cubs uniform. He was squatting over Steve Bartman who was moaning with pleasure as Anthony released an enormous turd into his mouth. They didn’t seem to care at all that I had intruded on their ‘lovemaking’. I backed out and closed the door. I heard more grunting and farting for another 20 minutes before the door flew open and Anthony and Steve Bartman came out and held hands while skipping away! What a bunch of weirdos! During this entire escapade Anthony was eating an enormous double slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza. The guy must weight like 325 pounds! |
| Rook, it is yellow and has heavy rust damage on the passenger side. Your friends story seems to describe those two lovebirds perfectly. Everywhere they seem to go they must make passionate love to each other. Even in a dirty gas station bathroom. Anthony looked like he’s well over 300 pounds. I wonder if he will even play for the Cubs this season or if he will continue hanging out and banging Steve Bartman! |
| Rook, thanks for that story! Is Bartman’s car still yellow and with rust spots on the passenger side? I know a guy who manages an Exxon gas in Cicero- he said that Anthony and Bartman stopped at his gas station last week to fill up the car and then they both disappeared into the men’s room. Apparently they locked the door and then several insanely loud farts were heard as well as some moaning! Apparently they both skipped out of the men’s room while holding hands a few minutes later! The manager looked in the bathroom shortly thereafter and was disgusted when he noticed the strong smell of ass and saw that the walls and floor were covered with a thick layer of dookie and semen!!! |
| Today I was driving when I saw a Geo Metro spewing black smoke and swerving all over the place. When I tried to pass it I saw the driver was Steve Bartman and the passenger was Anthony Rizzo! Anthony had his bare ass pressed against Bartman’s head while Bartman was trying to drive. Bartman was also sucking down Anthony’s fart, and licking his asshole. He was driving erratically with one hand while using his other to jerk Anthony off! What a site! The little geo metro was weaving all over the road and almost crashed numerous times! I could even hear Anthony’s insanely loud farts from my car and I had my windows up! Those two faggots are a total menace to the roads of Chicago! |
| Anthony sure is weird! With all of the money he makes, one would think he could afford his own hot dogs. He must just really get off on ripping nasty farts in public and sexually humiliating his gay lover, Steve Bartman! |
| Today I decided to treat myself to a hotdog for lunch. I left my office in Chicago and went to the street to find a vendor. When I found one I recognized Steve Bartman who was wearing the exact same outfit he wore in the infamous NLCS game. It was filthy and covered in jizz and ketchup and mustard. I ordered a hotdog with ketchup and some relish. At that point I noticed a guy sitting on the curb. At second glance I realized it was Anthony Rizzo! He was wearing his Cubs jersey which barely fit and some filthy sweatpants. When Bartman handed me my hotdog I saw there were bites out of both ends. I glanced to the grill and saw every hotdog had bites out of them. When I asked Bartman who took bites from my hotdog he pointed to Rizzo who was eating a giant piece of deep dish pepperoni pizza with hot dogs on top. He leaned his ass towards me and ripped a ridiculously loud and smelly fart. I tossed the hot dog back at that weirdo Bartman who was insanely turned on by the heinous stink Rizzo’s ass had produced. He began moaning and then went over and began making out with Rizzo. Soon, Rizzo had ripped off Bartman’s pants and was giving him some rough anal sex! Dozens of people out for lunch cheered on this scene which ended with Rizzo jizzing all over Bartman’s headphones. Anthony then stood up and took a dump in the hotdog stands sauerkraut. What a bunch of disgusting animals! |
| Does anyone know if Bartman and Anthony will be rooming together during Spring Training? I think it would be really hot if the players on either sides of them could listen in to their incessant love making. I bet Jason Heyward or Kris Bryant would press their ears to the wall to hear Anthony ripping wet pepperoni farts in Bartman’s face before pounding his ass. I wonder if Jason Heyward would join in and let loose a few of his patented belches to cheer the lovebirds on? I’ve heard that Kris Bryant is very jealous of a Anthony and Steve Bartman and cries each time he hears of their amazing romance. |
| I saw Anthony shit in a dumpster. |
| Rook, I mostly agree with you but you don’t eat another mans food or take a shit on his driveway. If I had gotten my food and Anthony hadn’t shit on my driveway I would have eaten my grub and watched those guys go to town on each other. I might hate even jerked off! |
| Rook, the only part of the story which would upset me would be when Anthony Rizzo took a dump on your driveway. Other than that, it is a hot story and you are lucky to have witnessed a beautiful expression of their homosexual love affair! |
| Today I placed an order from grubhub. I ordered from a local Chicago fast food restaurant and got a few burgers, fries, and a milkshake. When the driver came to my door I immediately recognized him as Steve Bartman. He was wearing the exact same clothes he did during the infamous NLCS game. He even had on headphones and a Walkman although he wasn’t listening to them. When he handed me the bag and milkshake I immediately realized they were empty. The bag and drink weighed nothing. When I opened the bag all I found were empty wrappers. I asked him what the hell was going on and he said he was sorry and that his boyfriend had eaten all the food. I then looked to this little decrepit Geo Metro that was in my driveway. I then noticed Anthony Rizzo. Bartman pointed to him and Anthony rolled down the window and let loose a belch of monster proportions. He began yelling to Bartman to hurry up and that he was ‘horny’. Bartman began to blush and said no charge and pranced back to the car. I watched with disgust as Anthony ate a monster slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza and then he and Bartman had hardcore man love in my damn driveway! Upon completion Anthony opened the passenger door and took a nasty dump on my driveway. Bartman then gunned the engine of that piece of crap Geo and drove away in a cloud of black smoke. What a bunch of idiots. First Rizzo eats all my food, then they have hardcore man love in my driveway. I called grubhub to complain and when I described iwhat had happened it was obvious the customer service rep had begun jerking off and asked me to repeat in further detail the man action I had witnessed. He then ripped a nasty fart into the phone and hung up. What kind of a company is that! |
| Rook if is so hot that Anthony brought his own pizza to Taco Bell! Is their any doubt he will weigh 400+ pounds by spring training? I really hope he and Steve Bartman keep going strong and that Coach Maddon allows Bartman in the dugout and on away trips so Anthony has someone to meet all of his penis and ass needs. I think Anthony will be an MVP if this happens. I can’t wait to see Anthony rip a nasty fart and incapaticte an opposing teams catcher, then return to the dugout to get a well deserved hand job from Steve Bartman! Oh man this will be the Cubs year! |
| Anthony and Steve Bartman must have a great sex life! They were spotted at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley Field during the afternoon on 12/31. Anthony rested a box of Giordano’s deep dish pepperoni on Bartman’s head while he ate 8 of the Dorito tacos and sucked down a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast - I even saw him get a couple refills! At one point, he was in the middle of eating a taco and although his mouth was full of food, he gave Bartman a passionate open- mouth kiss! He even belched loudly from his soda while they kissed!! After finishing his tacos, Anthony stood up and belched before he and Bartman disappeared into the men’s room along with his pizza. I cannot day for certain what happened in the bathroom , although I did hear some insanely loud farts and some moaning. A few minutes later, Anthony and Bartman walked out of the bathroom - Bartman had brown stains on his shirt and all over his face! I guess those two gay lovebirds go at it 24-7!!! |
| Anthony and Steve Bartman must have a great sex life! They were spotted at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley Field during the afternoon on 12/31. Anthony rested a box of Giordano’s deep dish pepperoni on Bartman’s head while he ate 8 of the Dorito tacos and sucked down a large cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast - I even saw him get a couple refills! At one point, he was in the middle of eating a taco and although his mouth wa |
| Last night I was at a large New Year’s Eve gala in Chicago and saw Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman. They were holding hands and pinching each other’s asses. They were very noticeable as everyone was wearing tuxedos except those two guys. Rizzo was wearing his Cubs uniform which was filthy and Bartman had on the same clothes he wore in the infamous NLCS game. He even had on the same headphones and Walkman! Anthony was eating a piece of deep dish pepperoni pizza and Steve Bartman was holding the box. At one point I saw Anthony bend forward and grunt before releasing a ridiculous loud fart that was easily audible over the music. It stank up the entire ballroom. Anthony then began grinding in Bartman in this weird dance that ended with Anthony bending Bartman over and having hardcore anal sex with him right in the middle of the dance floor! He was still munching on a slice of pizza as well! During this scene Anthony must have release a dozen more farts and a few people puked. Others enjoyed the spectacle and cheered it on. Many male guests began jerking off all over each other. Anthony made a noise like a grizzly bear roar and then jizzed all over Bartman’s head. The lovebirds then held hands and skipped away. I didn’t see them again but the place reeked of anus and pepperoni the rest of the night. |
| Wow, glad to see that Anthony and Bartman are still going strong! They compliment each other beautifully, as Anthony feed Bartman the wet farts he loves!- |
| Today was really cold in Chicago and I was sledding in Palmisano Park when I saw Anthony Rizzo. He was wearing a filthy Cubs uniform and had a little pink toboggan. He was with a man, and after a minute I recognized him as Steve Bartman. They were playing grabass and Anthony was eating a piping hot slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza. He had an entire box of pizza! He ripped a massive fart and one could see the warm, heinous, air, expel from his ass in a massive cloud. This turned on Steve Bartman who got down like a dog and began sniffing Anthony’s ass. Anthony fell backwards sitting on Bartman’s head. Then he ripped off Bartman’s pants and began having anal sex with him right in front of dozens of parents and their kids! Many of the male parents began cheering and jerking Orr wildly as Anthony pounded away at Bartman’s butthole. Anthony jizzed all over Bartman then stood up and ripped a massive fart that reeked of pepperoni and asshole. Bartman, who has been moaning with delight, crawled into the little pink toboggan. Anthony then crawled in behind him and lifted his ass ripping a massive blast that propelled he and Bartman down the hill at lightning speed. |
| Rook that is one hot display of man action and you are extremely lucky to have witnessed it. Steve Bartman and Anthony are an adorable couple and have no fear showing it. Especially in this horrible world where someone like Donald Trump would like nothing more then to shut down men lovingly tounging each other’s anus’s in public or jerking each other off! That is a beautiful thing and I’m glad Anthony is brave enough to show his love for Steve Bartman in public! |
| I saw Anthony and Steve Bartman at a Pizza Hut in Naperville last Saturday. Anthony and Bartman shared a large “Meat Lovers” pizza and Anthony also ordered a deep dish pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni. I saw that Anthony was drinking a large cup of Mountain Dew, whereas Steve Bartman was drinking a green tea. Anthony ate a few slices of the Meat Lovers pizza before moving on to the deep dish pepperoni pizza. Anthony got several refills of Mountain Dew during his meal and started belching as a result of all of the carbonation he had ingested. At one point, the combination of soda carbonation and greasy pepperoni became too much for his body to bear and he stood up, walked over to Bartman, turned around so his ass was mere inches from Bartman’s face, and then ripped an insanely loud and smelly fart! The fart was so powerful that it blew napkins off nearby tables! But Bartman loves the fart and started smiling before pulling down Anthony’s sweatpants and tonguing Anthony’s anus! He also gave Anthony a reach-around until Anthony jizzed into Bartman’s cup of green tea, which Bartman greedily drank down as if he were dying of thirst! Bartman then paid the bill and he and Anthony held hands and skipped out the door! It was a surreal experience!! |
| I was skiing in Vermont last weekend and saw two guys in front of me on the chairlift making out. I realized one was Anthony Rizzo and the other was Steve Bartman! They were really going at it until Anthony farted in Steve’s face which caused him to fly off the lift. He landed with a thud on the ground and his Walkman headphones flew off. Anthony then went back to eating this huge piece of pepperoni pizza he had brought along. A the top I began skiing down as did Anthony and we quickly ran into Steve Bartman who was on the ground moaning. Anthony ripped off his pants and began having hot anal sex with him while still eating his pizza. The people on the chairlift could see this and began cheering and jerking off. Anthony noticed me watching and let loose a massive fart which nearly knocked me over. It reeked of anus and pepperoni. The snow around my feet began to melt and turn brown! Anthony then jizzed all over Bartman and left him crumpled up on the ground. I skied behind him and saw a flap open around his ass and all of a sudden a massive diarrhea spray began coating the snow. It was extremely erotic. When Anthony got to the bottom he went right into the snack bar and got an entire pizza. I didn’t see him or Steve Bartman again. |
| Wow, what a crazy experience! I went skating there last year and the rink was pretty full - I hope nobody fell and got injured when Anthony pounded away at Bartman’s anus! I amazed that Anthony’s hot farts didn’t melt the ice!
I think it’s great that Bartman still wears the same clothes he wore in 2003 so his queer fans can recognize him. |
| Today I was Ice Skating in Millemium Park. All of a sudden I saw two guys holding hands and skating totally out of control. I recognized one as Anthony Rizzo and he was eating a slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza. The other was Steve Bartman who was wearing the same outfit he did at the infamous playoff game. Anthony was wearing a filthy Cubs uniform. I was behind these guys and they were constantly pinching each other’s asses and Anthony kept ripping ridiculously loud and smelly farts. All of sudden Bartman yelled “I need some of that” and got down on his knees and pulled down Anthony’s pants. He began tonguing his anus right there on the ice! Anthony responded to this by moaning and ripping numerous wet farts. I could see Bartman was giving him a nice reach around and was really working the balls. After a minute of this Anthony bent backwards and ripped a massive fart that launched Bartman a few feet. Anthony then fell on top of Bartman and really pounded away at his asshole. The place was packed and people were falling over everywhere when they saw this amazing sight. I personally began jerking off to this erotic display. Somehow Anthony handn’t lost his slice of pizza and kept eating it as he pounded Bartman who moaned in delight. Anthony jizzed wildly spraying it all over Bartman and the ice. The two lovebirds then slowly got back to their skates and held hands as they sashayed away. As they did a flap opened on Anthony’s pants and he took a nasty shit on the ice. Many people were cheering she jizzing all over the place while watching this spectacular ice performance! It was truly amazing and really got me in the Christmas spriit. |
| Rook that is some hot action you witnessed! I like how Anthony brings his greasy pepperoni pizza everywhere, and is constantly eating it even when ass slamming Steve Bartman! It seems Bartman can’t get enough of Anthony and doesn’t mind that he has ballooned to nearly 350 pounds! |
| Anthony and Steve Bartman were spotted at the Pepe’s Mexican restaurant near Midway Airport last night. My buddy and I were eating dinner there when Anthony and Bartman pranced inside. They ordered some taco dinners and large Mountain Dew sodas. After eating, Anthony leaned to his side and ripped a loud fart - it hit me hard a few minutes later as it was quite smelly. Bartman quickly ducked under the table and the started sniffing Anthony’s ass as if he was a dog in heat! One thing led to another until Anthony pulled down Bartman’s pants and started giving it to him hard right in the ass! It was at this moment when I noticed that Anthony had brought a deep dish pepperoni pizza into the restaurant and grabbed a slice to eat while reaming Bartman’s ass! Anthony ripped several wet and heinous-smelling farts before blowing a massive load of semen into Bartman’s anus! Afterwards, Anthony stood up to a round of applause from the restaurant patrons as Steve Bartman struggled to get to his feet while in obvious pain from a torn butthole! Then the two gay lovebirds held hands and skipped out the door! |
| Rook, I did not see any drinks, but there could have been one back in the small bathroom I couldn’t see. It was funny to see the metal tray holding a large pizza resting on Bartman’s back. Bartman was even wearing his World Series ring the Cubs gave him which I found disgraceful. |
| Rook, everyone knows that Anthony’s favorite beverage is Mountain Dew, of which he drinks several liters per day. Lou Malnati’s, however, only serves Coke products. So sometimes Anthony will either bring his own 2-liter if Mountain Dew or if there is a Taco Bell nearby, sometimes he will order a couple large cups of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Was Anthony holding a 2-liter or cup of Mountain Dew in one hand when you saw him plowing Bartman’s anus? If so, it just goes to show what an uber-talent Anthony is!! |
| Today I was upstairs at Lou Malnati’s eating a pizza with a few friends when we heard some loud moaning and some ridiculously loud farts coming from the bathroom. All of a sudden the door to the bathroom collapsed and we could see Anthony Rizzo was really giving it to Steve Bartman. Anthony had rested an entire pizza on Steve’s back and was really going to town on both Bartman’s anus, and a slice of deep dish pepperoni! Rizzo didn’t seem to care his violent lovemaking had knocked down the bathroom door and kept plowing away. At one point he even took a shit which landed with a plop on the floor. All of the patrons cheered this spectacle and many began vigorously jerking odd! Anthony eventually grunted loudly, then let loose a big belch before blowing his load all over Bartman. My group and I really got it going and began a nice daisy chain. Anthony and Bartman are an adorable couple who then joined hands and began skipping away. It was all highly erotic. I can’t believe how many others have gotten to experience their amazing love for each other. |
| Rook thanks for your story. It seems Anthony and Bartman are creating havoc and destruction all over Chicago with their inasatiable love making! I wasn’t there but heard that the two made an enormous mess at the Willis Tower sky deck a week ago. They were visiting and enjoying the view when Anthony, who was eating an entire deep dish pepperoni pizza, got horny. He just ripped off Bartman’s pants and pressed him up against the glass in front of hundreds of tourists. The two then had hard core sex during which Anthony let loose a massive diarrhea spray. By the time Anthony finished and blew his load all over the place the sky deck was covered in shit, piss, blood, vomit, jizz, and pizza sauce and grease. I was told that Bartman’s asshole had been torn and he left a trail of blood all the way to the bottom! What a mess! If they don’t watch it those lovebirds will be banned from every part of Chicago except Wrigleyville and Boystown! |
| What a wonderful story! I used to see Anthony shopping at the Nordstrom near me last year, but then I heard a rumor that there had been some type of incident and he had been banned from the store. Apparently last year during Nordstrom’s big fall sale, the store was packed and Anthony went into a changing room with Steve Bartman to try on some clothes. Apparently Anthony walked into the changing room with a large deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza from Gino’s East and ripped some heinous and ridiculously loud farts while eating and trying on clothes. He also had rough anal sex with Bartman, whose anus was torn in the process. By the time Anthony and Bartman walked out of the changing room, the carpet was soaked in semen, diarrhea, blood, and pizza grease! The store manager banned Anthony after that because it cost more than $700 to get the carpet steam-cleaned!! |
| Today I was shopping at Neiman Marcus.I went into a changing room to try on some slacks and heard some loud farts and moaning. I tried to ignore this but the wall of my changing room began vibrating and all of sudden collapsed. To my shock Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman came crashing through the wall. Anthony was really pounding Bartman’s ass and they didn’t seem to care they had knocked down a wall and I was now standing there watching their spectacle. Anthony noticed me and winked, then ripped a massive fart in my direction. It hit me like a freight train and the smell of ass and pepperoni. It was highly arousing. I almost forgot to mention during this Anthony was chowing down on a massive slice of deep dish pepperoni pizza and grease was dripping all over Bartman. Each time it would drip it would burn Bartman who would yell out in pain. Anthony seemed to like this. Finally Anthony jizzed all over the changing room and in Bartman’s hair. He then ripped a massive fart in Bartman’s face before the two lovebirds held hands and began skipping away. It was a very erotic scene. As they was quite a bit of damage to the changing rooms I got out of there. |
| Rook is was ridiculous. Rizzo weighs at least 350 pounds and was carrying this giant pizza box which he sat right on his table. He then ordered a full course thanksgiving dinner and also ate the entire pizza. I guess celebrities get special treatment, even when they engage it homosexual buggery on the table! Bartman is almost as digesting as his outfit is 20 years old and doesn’t look like it’s ever been washed. It was covered in what looked like jizz stains. Even his headphones seemed coated in jizz. What a sack of weirdos. After they left and I complained management called me homophobic and asked me to leave. They wouldn’t even discount the meal even after I explained how I had been forced to dine smelling another mans rancid farts, then watch to queers have man love on a table mere feet from me! |
| Wow, you are so lucky to have seen such a homoerotic spectacle!!! Anthony and Steve Bartman make a cute couple, although they are inconsiderate to other patrons when they rip rank farts that cause the restaurant to smell like a sewer! I’m surprised that Anthony was allowed to bring a pizza into the restaurant. When i ate at Gibson’s steakhouse in Chicago, I wasn’t even allowed to bring my own bottle of wine! |
| Today I was at a very high end Chicago Restaurant for Thanksgiving Dinner. I was treated to a sepectacle between Anthony Rizzo and Steve Bartman. Anthony showed up in a filthy Cubs uniform, and Bartman was wearing the identical outfit he wore to the infamous World Series game right down to the headphones! They immediate started playing grabass with each other and I noticed that Anthony had brought along a large deep dish pepperoni pizza which he sat right on his table. Their table was next to mine, and the lovebirds sat with their chairs touching and I could hear nothing but grunts and farts coming from their table. Anthony chowed down on his pizza in between the mulit course Thanksgiving meal. At one point Anthony leaned towards my table and ripped a loud fart that stank so badly a member of my party vomited on the table. He and Bartman then began making out. When the turkey arrived those two ate like animals. At one point Bartman climbed into the table and dropped his pants. Anthony then jammed a drumstick up Bartman’s ass, causing Bartman to moan with delight. Anthony ripped fart after fart making the entire restaurant reek of ass. Anthony then began pissing all over Bartman while continuing to jam the turkey drumstick into Bartman’s asshole. Instead of stopping this atrocity the management and waiters all watched and leered while stroking each other’s cocks! Anthony eventually removed the drumstick and had hardcore anal sex with Bartman right on the table! This brought about cheers and clapping with some demented patrons stomping their feet. Eventually Anthony jizzed all over Bartman and then took a bow to a thunderclap of applause. The two lovebirds then skipped out of the place while holding hands! What the hell is up with this shit! |
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| Man, you are so lucky to have witnessed that hot homosexual lovemaking!! But why in the hell is Bartman delivering Papa John’s pizzas? It is common knowledge in Chicago that Gino’s East is the greasiest and their deep dish pepperoni pizzas have fueled the winners of the last 7 “Pepperoni Fart” contests! Last year Dr. Phil Anus, the brother of famous baseball groupie, Steve Anus, won a Nobel Prize for his work calculating the “fart fuel density “ of Chicago deep dish pizzas. Northwestern University is proud to have him as a tenured professor in the Science Department!! |
| Today I ordered a papa johns pepperoni pizza and some wings. The delivery driver was Steve Bartman! When he delivered it I opened the box and found that 3 slices had been eaten already! He pointed to the car and that’s when I saw Anthony Rizzo! I was still pretty annoyed and demanded a price reduction, after a minute Anthony got out of Bartman’s tiny Ford Fiesta and came up. The guy looks huge. He was out of breath by the time he got to my door! Anthony asked what the problem was and I explained he had eaten near half my pizza. He leaned to his left and ripped a fart of epic proportions. It was ear splitting! This cleared turned on Bartman who informed me the pizza was on him. I closed my door and they went back to the car. From a window I watched as they got in the car and began making out. That turned into them have hardcore anal sex in my driveway! What’s up with that Anthony. Oh, and Anthony for some reason was wearing his Cuspbs uniform. What a total disgrace. The fart and driveway lovemaking were kinda hot, but you don’t eat another guys pizza! |
| Man, the mere thought of Steve Bartman eating Anthony’s turd as if he’s PAC-Man is so hot!!! |
| Sounds like Anthony and Steve Bartman are passionate lovers again! But Bartman shouldn’t be an Uber driver if he’s going to jerk Anthony off while he’s driving on a highway! I hope you gave him a poor rating on the Uber app |
| Today I got an Uber and was surprised when Steve Bartman picked me up. Anthony Rizzo was in the passenger seat and was gobbling up a large Malnati’s deep dish pepperoni pizza. He was wearing his uniform which was filthy. As we headed to the airport Anthony began ripping massive farts which stank up the small car quickly. Bartman began making these moaning sounds and I could see him reach over and start jerking Anthony off. The car by now reeked of anus and pepperoni. Minutes later Anthony grunted loudly and jizzed all over Bartman’s head causing the car to swerve into oncoming traffic. We barely made it back into our lane before a monster truck flew past. I was glad to get to the airport and leave those lovebirds in peace. They are an adorable couple. Just not safe as an Uber team! |
| Today I was enjoying the pool at the Four Seasons hotel. I heard some fart noises coming from the spa and looked over to see Anthony and Steve Bartman enjoying the spa. Anthony was grunting, and moments later a large brown shit log popped to the surface of the water. Bartman became clearly excited at this and began moving his mouth like Pac Man. When the shit log got to him he gobbled it up! Anthony smacked him in the mouth and told him to slow down or he would get a bellyache. This made Bartman cry and Anthony then shoved his cock down Bartman’s throat. He also ripped a number of ridiculously loud and smelly farts. He eventually jizzed all over Bartman’s head and the two lovebirds left the shit and jizz filled water and headed to the locker room. What an amazing spectacle. I of course rubbed one out while watching this amazing escapade! |
| Today I was driving under the subway when I looked over and saw two dudes having hot man action against a subway support. I immediately recognized Anthony Rizzo as he was wearing his Cubs uniform. He was really giving it to some dude right in the ass. The other guy took a minute but I realized it was Steve Bartman as he was wearing the exact same outfit he had years ago at the infamous Cubs game. He was even wearing those old Walkman headphones. I honked my horn in approval and Anthony waved at me, as he continued plowing Bartman’s stink chute. All of a sudden a flap opened in Anthony’s uniform pants and seconds later a long, meaty, turd, fell out onto the ground. Anthony then reached back and closed the flap. A few seconds later he let loose a massive bellow and jizzed all over Bartman. It was all highly erotic. |
| Rook that is so hot! I’m certain every cubs fan is glad to hear Anthony and Steve Bartman are once again lovers. I wonder if Anthony was cool with Kris Bryant just strutting in and buttslamming his boyfriend? |
| I ate at the Taco Bell near Wrigley yesterday and saw Steve Bartman and Anthony eating together! Apparently they are back together and were getting hot and heavy! After eating his tacos and cinnamon twists, Anthony stood up and pulled down his pants. Anthony then pressed his bare ass up against Steve’s face while Steve drinking his large cup of Mountain Dew. Anthony proceeded to rip a powerful and incredibly smelly fart right in Steve’s face! Steve’s eyes opened really wide and then he started French kissing Anthony Rizzo’s ass! Steve nibbled on Anthony’s anus just like how a rat nibbles on cheese!!! Steve started giving Anthony a reach-around while nibbling away until Anthony blew his load onto the floor! Steve then dropped down and started kicking the semen off the floor! Then Kris Bryant walked in and started having rough anal sex with Steve Bartman while everyone started singing “Go Cubs, Go.” It was a great time - hopefully someone got this incident on video!!! |
| I have inside info that Anthony is already up to 325. He’s going to be huge! I want to tongue his butthole then have him fart on my dick! |
| Damn Soohomore that’s hot! I actually prefer a bulked up fat piece of garbage Rizzo. I bet his anus will reek, and he won’t be able to wipe properly. I’ll really go to town on his ass, while demanding he let loose some really nasty pepperoni farts on my cock! |
| Poor ant getting smitten by a 22year old ASU girl. She must be pretty smart 😉 |
| It is unfortunate. She just comes across as flat, no personality. |
| It’s a blessing because he’s not alone all the time being the third or fifth wheel. Too bad he’s settling with someone that has little to offer. It’s unfortunate |
| Do any of the queers who post here want Anthony to pull down his pants and rip ass in you while you jerk off into Anthony’s anus? It really turns me on just thinking about it... UGGH.... I just blew my load! |
| Anthony is really hitting the deep dish hard this offseason leading many to believe he will enter spring training weighing over 400 pounds! He is desperate to get his lover Steve Bartman back. The gay cruise with Steve Anus and Kris Bryant only helped for a short time. Now he’s drowning his sorrows in pepperoni grease. It has been claimed he has been calling Bartman constantly and leaving loud pepperoni farts in his voicemail in an attempt to woo him back. Hopefully this works! |
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