would love to take a dump on Mr. Pujols's chest. Then I would smear my
excrement all over his torso and use his shit covered chest as a canvas
and write my name in it by taking a piss on him. Once I've done that, I
would then projectile vomit all over his crotch and wipe my ass with his
Let's get together soon!
Sunday's game Albert was spotted hanging out with a few hobo's on some
train tracks. After drinking some moon shine together they had an orgy
on top of a box car. Albert could be seen getting spitroasted by a few
of the hobos.
saw Albert after tonight's game. He went diarrhea in a garbage can,
then cursed a few times before vomiting. He then wiped his ass by
rubbing it up and down on a street light. I'm sure it was him as he was
still wearing his uniform. I was going to ask for his autograph at
first, but then when I saw him rubbing his anus on a lightpole like a
dog I didn't want one anymore.
PUGOLS IS THE MOST SELFISH PLAYER IN BEISBOL. HE ONLY CARE ABOUT
HIMSELF. AS LONG AS ALBER GETS HIS RBI HE IS HAPPY. ALL OTHER PLAYERS
ON TEAM MUST BEND AND CHANGE FOR ALBER...OR HE GETTING UPSET WITH
THEM...SO THEY HAVE TO PLAY THIS WAY JUST TO KEEP ALBER HAPPY AND NOT
MAD. PLAYER BEHIND HIM IF HE GETS ON BASE IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE A VERY
SHORT LEAD. IF HE CAUSES THE PITCHER TO THROW OVER ALBER GETS PISSED OFF
MAD. YOU CAN SE IT WHEN U WATCH THE GAMES. ALBER THROWS BAD LOOKS AND
IS SO MAD..SO OBV. THEN THEY ARENT NOT SUPPOSED TO STEAL BASE WHEN HE
UP..EVEN THOUGH 'THE MACHINE' IS REALY ONLY THE "DOUBLE PLAY MACHINE"
THESE DAYS ONLY. HE IS A VERY BAD TEAMMATE. U CAN FIND STORIES ABOUT
WHAT A BAD TEAM MAN HE IS, AND HOW BAD A PERSON TO FANS AND THE WORKERS.
ALBER PUOS THE SELFISH IN BEISBOL.
is about time Pujols started hitting. His batting average is up to
.255 and he's on pace to drive in 100 RBI's this season. I don't think
he'll break Bonds' home run record, although he could eventually retire
with the all-time RBI record.
p.s. I want to jerk off into his mouth