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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 28 Jul 2016 09:29:22 GMT reply Albert, I want to eat 10 greasy Taco Bell tacos and then rip a smelly, wet fart. Then you and I will 69 each other while inhaling the odor

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 26 Jul 2016 23:37:06 GMT reply This board is for queer fans of Pujols. He is a gay man and is a hero to the gay community. We are here to express our support and if you don't like it get out!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 26 Jul 2016 23:05:31 GMT reply Why the f/u/c/k are there so many homosexuals on these boards?

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 26 Jul 2016 19:45:51 GMT reply I want Mr. Pujols to eat a raw hot dog out of my anus while punching my cock repeatedly.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 26 Jul 2016 06:33:07 GMT reply I would love to take a dump on Mr. Pujols's chest. Then I would smear my excrement all over his torso and use his shit covered chest as a canvas and write my name in it by taking a piss on him. Once I've done that, I would then projectile vomit all over his crotch and wipe my ass with his facial stubble. Let's get together soon!

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Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 26 Jul 2016 03:21:09 GMT reply After Sunday's game Albert was spotted hanging out with a few hobo's on some train tracks. After drinking some moon shine together they had an orgy on top of a box car. Albert could be seen getting spitroasted by a few of the hobos.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 07:46:47 GMT reply my brother and i stroke each others cocks while watching albert pujols bat

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 00:50:36 GMT reply When Pujols heard about A Rod doing this he became insanely jealous and stuffed his face with Taco Bell then sprayed diarrhea all over the Angels dugout!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 25 Jul 2016 00:49:12 GMT reply During today's game A Rod leaned his ass off the bench and took a nasty shit on the dugout floor.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 24 Jul 2016 22:42:05 GMT reply ALBER FAVORITE FOOD IS SAME AS HONEYS BOO BOOB. SKETTY AND BUTTER

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 24 Jul 2016 01:24:41 GMT reply While I was in juvie in 2009 Pujols came to speak to a group of us. He told us he greater accomplishment in life was being able to get aroused from the smell of his own farts.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Jul 2016 07:48:42 GMT reply Albert, I am so horny right now. I want to feed you my anus. You will gobble it down, licking my butthole until I blow a huge load onto your face!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Jul 2016 06:27:11 GMT reply I saw Albert after tonight's game. He went diarrhea in a garbage can, then cursed a few times before vomiting. He then wiped his ass by rubbing it up and down on a street light. I'm sure it was him as he was still wearing his uniform. I was going to ask for his autograph at first, but then when I saw him rubbing his anus on a lightpole like a dog I didn't want one anymore.

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Jul 2016 03:08:55 GMT reply Albert wears a vibrating butt plug during games.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 22 Jul 2016 19:39:03 GMT reply Albert Pujols's breath is terrible. It smells like he's been munching on buttholes - diarrhea buttholes...

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 16:47:50 GMT reply ALBER PUGOLS IS THE MOST SELFISH PLAYER IN BEISBOL. HE ONLY CARE ABOUT HIMSELF. AS LONG AS ALBER GETS HIS RBI HE IS HAPPY. ALL OTHER PLAYERS ON TEAM MUST BEND AND CHANGE FOR ALBER...OR HE GETTING UPSET WITH THEM...SO THEY HAVE TO PLAY THIS WAY JUST TO KEEP ALBER HAPPY AND NOT MAD. PLAYER BEHIND HIM IF HE GETS ON BASE IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE A VERY SHORT LEAD. IF HE CAUSES THE PITCHER TO THROW OVER ALBER GETS PISSED OFF MAD. YOU CAN SE IT WHEN U WATCH THE GAMES. ALBER THROWS BAD LOOKS AND IS SO MAD..SO OBV. THEN THEY ARENT NOT SUPPOSED TO STEAL BASE WHEN HE UP..EVEN THOUGH 'THE MACHINE' IS REALY ONLY THE "DOUBLE PLAY MACHINE" THESE DAYS ONLY. HE IS A VERY BAD TEAMMATE. U CAN FIND STORIES ABOUT WHAT A BAD TEAM MAN HE IS, AND HOW BAD A PERSON TO FANS AND THE WORKERS. ALBER PUOS THE SELFISH IN BEISBOL.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 05:22:51 GMT reply My queer lover Mongo told me that the correct terminology is a "Rusty" trombone. Hopefully Albert can give me one as good as Mongo did.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 05:21:05 GMT reply I would like Pujols to give me a Russian Trombone. Can anyone tell me who I can get in touch with in the Angels front office in order to make this delightful dream a reality?

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 04:44:04 GMT reply It is about time Pujols started hitting. His batting average is up to .255 and he's on pace to drive in 100 RBI's this season. I don't think he'll break Bonds' home run record, although he could eventually retire with the all-time RBI record. p.s. I want to jerk off into his mouth

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 02:49:14 GMT reply i want Albert to give me a rim job while jerking me off

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 21 Jul 2016 02:34:18 GMT reply That sex romp he went on with hundreds of homeless men over the All Star break has really paid off!

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 20 Jul 2016 19:43:35 GMT reply Someone on this forum watches excessive amounts of sick porn. Very low intelligent comments,this is an example of society being the pits.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 20 Jul 2016 07:10:42 GMT reply Albert Pujols went 3-for-3 with two home runs and 6 RBIs on Tuesday! Tonguing anuses has really paid off for him lately!!!!!

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 20 Jul 2016 04:58:48 GMT reply I want to take a piss and let Pujols lick the dribbles off my cock. I would then turn around and rip a massive fart in his face.

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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 19 Jul 2016 22:28:26 GMT reply I want to 69 Albert while we lick each other's anuses and jerk each other off