"Screech Contracts Down's Syndrome" episode recap

Screech, remember back in 1990 when Saved By The Bell was being filmed on the lot next to the Life Goes On set?  Remember when Corky from Life Goes On wandered onto the Saved By The Bell set one day while a Bayside scene was being filmed?  Remember how the producers decided to write Corky into the scene because they felt sorry for him and they thought he was a lovable 'tard?  Remember how the script called for you to take the Driver's Ed golf cart for a test drive through the hall?  Remember when Corky saw you get behind the wheel and he thought you were trying to steal the golf cart?  Remember how Corky ran toward you and used his mongo-strength to throw you into a locker?  Remember how you hit your head against the back of the metal locker and fell to the floor?  Remember how overpowering you turned on Corky and he started taking his clothes off because he was now horny for you?  Remember how Corky pulled off his jeans and then took off his diaper?  Remember how he had taken two shits in the diaper since he put on the diaper?  Remember when he shoved the diaper in your face and then yanked off your Zubaz and started viciously raping you?

Remember you heard heard a cracking noise coming from the golf cart and looked over and saw that Mr. Tuttle was laying on the top of the golf cart?  Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating vigorously?  Remember when the roof of the gold cart collapsed under Mr. Tuttle's 450-lb frame?  Remember how Tuttle became impaled on a metal shard from the roof of the golf cart?  Remember how blood started gushing out of the wound, and Tuttle kept masturbating until he jizzed on the floor and then passed out from the blood loss?  Remember how Corky kept viciously thrusting himself into your zoink-hole?  Remember when Mr. Belding walked out of his office and you thought he was coming to save you?  Remember how you quickly discovered that he was not going to save you when he pulled down his pants, pressed his bare ass against your face and ripped a wet fart, and then went back into his office to eat a large cake by himself?  Remember how you heard applause and assumed that someone must have accidentally hit a laugh-track button?  Remember how you looked over and instead discovered that the entire audience was clapping, laughing, and cheering on Corky?  Remember how sad this made you feel?  Remember when Corky blew a huge load in you, infecting you with a virulent strain of Down's Syndrome?  You sure got screwed over that time!