A Dumpster Spa for Diamond?

Check out this photo of a garbage dumpster that has been modified and converted into a make-shift spa. I bet that Diamond would have a lot of of fun in one or these. He could crawl in to relax after being anally violated at a homosexual dumpster party in an alley behind a Taco Bell. I bet he would enjoy relaxing while several dirty bums hung their asses over the edge of the dumpster and took dumps into the water. Diamond would enjoy watching several shit logs float by his face as he relaxed!