Important Questions for Diamond - Part II

Here are more important and serious questions for Diamond that I posted over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum over the past few years. Diamond has rudely failed to respond to any of these for unexplained reasons:

Jul 7, 2006
Diamond, I really want to eat some Taco Bell and then meet up with you behind a gas station. I'd drop trow and then shart right in your face! A shart is where I fart and little chunks of shit are also expelled out of my butthole at the same time!!! Are you interested? You must be getting so turned on thinking about this!!! Let's hook up!


Jun 26, 2006
Screech, when you were a little kid, did you enjoy the feeling you experienced when taking a huge dump? Did you have an epiphany and think to yourself "hey, if large things can go out of my ass, maybe large things can also go into my ass?" Or did you learn to enjoy the rapes at the hands of Mr. Belding in the locker room at Bayside?


Jun 12, 2006
Leaky Ass Queer, maybe Diamond uses a colostomy bag because of all of the damage caused by the anal rapes by Belding, Slater, Zack, Tuttle, Milo, and Zack's dad.


Jun 8, 2006
Diamond, would you mind if I gave you a "Dizzy Gillespie"? I'm pretty sure someone posted an explanation of that sex move here once before. Anyway, it involves me sitting on your mouth and farting. Your cheeks will then fill up with my smelly ass gas, and will look puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie's when the famous musician would play his trumpet!!! Call me soon, butt-buddy!!!!!!!!


May 29, 2006
Diamond, please set up a 24-hour web cam in your bedroom so that you can broadcast your sexual exploits to the world! I want to see how many times Mr. Belding and Mr. Tuttle donkey punch you each night! Please make the appropriate arrangements soon. Thanks buddy!!!!!


May 26, 2006
Screech, which robot was gentler on your asshole when raping you? Kevin from the original series or "Robot" from the New Class? Is it true that you had your mom throw out Kevin after you discovered that he stole your "Pac Man" and "Pitfall" Atari cartridges and traded them for a huge metal penis that he used while raping you?


May 23, 2006
Diamond, when Mr. Tuttle takes a dump in your mouth, do chew on his smelly turds for several minutes in an effort to savor the taste, or do you gobble it down right away? Please get back to me soon, buddy, as this is an important and serious question.


May 16, 2006
Diamond, is it true that you like to gargle with a mouthful of semen after you wake up in the morning? Since Diamond never answers these questions, do any of the other queers who post here know if this is true? Please get back to me soon. Thanks guys!


May 15, 2006
Diamond, is it true that when you were a child Belding was having an affair with Mrs. Powers? Is it also true that Belding used to shit in your play sandbox and you would play with it and make various objects out of it as though his feces were Play-Doh or some kind of clay? When you arrived at Bayside and Belding made you roll around Tuttle's and his own poo, did that bring back any pleasant memories from your childhood? Do you still think about Belding's smelly excrement when you jerk off? Please get back to me soon, buddy!


May 2, 2006
Diamond I have an important and serious question for you and I would appreciate a prompt response. Specifically, which holds more semen - your butthole or your mouth? Please get back to me soon!


Apr 19, 2006
Screech, do you think you'd mind if Mr. Dewey were to intentionally infect you with Bubonic Plague? Is it cool with you if he lets infected rats nip at your limbs and then lodges them, one at a time, up your poop chute? This is a serious and important question. Let me know soon! Thanks.


Apr 16, 2006
Diamond, is it true that every Friday and Saturday night you head over to an outhouse at the local state park where you built your own "shit" gloryhole? Is it true that random dudes who you've never even met before form a line 30+ people deep and each take turns shitting in the outhouse? Is it also true that you lay down 15 inches below the toilet seat so that when the shit leaves their assholes it lands directly in your mouth and on your face? Is it further true that you contracted typhoid from this practice? Please get back to me soon - I'm dying to know.

Has anyone else heard rumors about this? Let me know. Thanks, fellow faggots.


Apr 13, 2006
Hey Diamond, what are you going to do when people think of you more as a queer icon than a former child star? Do you think you'll star in some gay porn with Mr. Belding? Please provide a quick answer as this is a simple but important and serious question.

Important Questions for Diamond - Part I

I have written some important and serious questions for Diamond over at the Dustin Diamond Love forum over the past few years, but Diamond has yet to respond to any of these for some unexplained reason:

Posted: Apr 10, 2006
Diamond, is it true that for your 22nd birthday, Belding and you took a tour of San Francisco? Is it also true that Belding would force you into public restroom stalls and then tore off your Zubaz and buttslammed you while making you lick the various HIV+ juices off the toilet seats which hadn't been cleaned for about 15 years?

You haven't been good at answering the questions in this message thread, so I must humbly request that you show some respect for your queer fans by getting back to me quickly.

In case Diamond doesn't get back to me, do any of the other queers who post here know if these allegations are true? I'm dying to know!


Posted: Apr 3, 2006
Diamond, my balls are full of sperm. Let's meet up at a gas station bathroom stall immediately so that you can drain my balls for me! Are you up for that? Thanks buddy!


Posted: Mar 27 2006
Screech, I have a question about the times when Rod Belding visited Bayside. Specifically, did Rod ever give you a reach-around when he pounded his schlong into your ass? Also, did you ever tell him it was ok with you if he ass-slammed you (I would bet that the answer is "no" - that would have taken the fun out of it for Rod)?


Posted: Mar 7, 2006
Diamond, is it true that Belding used to carve swastikas into your queer hairless chest while assraping you?


Posted: Mar 6, 2006
Diamond, is it true that you, Belding, and Tuttle are going to star in a made-for-adult-tv movie, "Brokeback Bayside"???


Posted: Mar 6, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I pick you up after one of your shows and drive you over to a spa? Would you mind if we sat naked in the spa I tied you up with rope so you couldn't get up and leave? Is it also cool if I unleashed an enormous shit in the spa and then got out of the spa and wiped my ass clean with your jew-fro leaving you alone by yourself to sit with my watery waste? Please get back to me soon!


Posted: Feb 22 2006
Diamond, is it true that Mrs. Powers had an affair with Mr. Belding while she was pregnant with you, Screech? Is it also true that the first time you saw Belding's penis was when you were in Mrs. Powers' womb and he had rough sex with her? Is it true that his massive principal schlong almost poked out your eye when you were a tiny growing fetus? Is it true that he trusted himself so forcefully into Mrs. Powers that your fetus self was twisted completely around and Belding splattered his load all over your fetus body? Is it true that the contact between your tiny fetus head and Belding's potent jism somehow caused a mutation in your DNA that resulted in pubic hair growing on your head, eventually resulting in your trademark jew-fro? Please get back to me and let me know what happened.


Posted: Feb 21, 2006
Diamond is it cool with you if we play a queer "fireman" game together? I envision drinking a gallon of Mountain Dew and pretending that your huge gonzo nose is on fire. I will also pretend that my penis is a fire hose and put out the imaginary fire on your nose with my piss. Are you interested? I hope you're thirsty (for my piss)!!! We can also light your nose on fire with a blowtorch if you think that will make things more realistic.


Posted: Feb 13, 2006
Diamond, is it true that the Kennedy family used to pass you around as a gay sex toy? Is it true that Ted Kennedy used to get piss drunk, eat some Taco Bell, and then unleash a drunken spray of smelly diarrhea all over your face and jew-fro? Is it also true that were were under John F. Kennedy Jr.'s desk sucking him off all of those times that he failed the NY Bar exam, and that he was butt-slamming you right before his plane crashed down in 1999 and that you narrowly cheated death by jumping out at the last second with a parichute? Is it also true that you were bare-ass naked as you parachuted to the ground and suffered a painful burning on your skin due to the air resistance and that you punctured your hairless nut-sack when you landed in a tree with pointy branches?


Posted: Feb 7, 2006
Diamond, is it true that when Belding took you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Tuttle to the L.A. Zoo you were really looking forward to seeing the giant sea turtle? Is it also true that Slater told you he had a "turtlehead" in his pants? Is it true that he then pulled down his pants and showed you the shit-turtlehead sticking out of his butthole and then made you eat it?


Posted: Jan 24, 2006
Diamond, where does Belding rest his lit doobie when he's ass-raping you? Does he stick it in your jew-fro?


Posted: Jan 6, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I take a huge Taco Bell shit in a bag of little chocolate donuts and then make you eat all of the shit-covered donuts while jagging you in the ass with a baseball bat?


Posted: Jan 4, 2006
Diamond, is it cool with you if I have sweaty unprotected buttsex with some random dude at a rest stop "gloryhole" and then drive over to your place and make you lick that dude's shit off my cock? This is a very serious question and I would greatly appreciate your prompt response.


Posted: Jan 3, 2006
Screech, remember when you contracted all of those STDs from Belding, Tuttle, Dewey, James the Actor, Max, Slater, and Zack's dad from all of the times that they ass-raped you against your will? Does it bother you knowing that that none of them ever gave you a reach-around while defiling you? Does it piss you off that your mom, Mrs. Powers, never believed you when you told her that you were a victim of homosexual rape because she just assumed that you were a flaming queer? Please contact me to discuss.


Posted: Dec 19, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I eat some burritoes and then take a huge Taco Bell shit in your frying pan? Also, would you mind if I heat the shit up on your stove and made you inhale the fumes of my frying shit? Would it also be ok if, after heating up the shit, I left the stove on "high," forced your face into the flame to ignite your neatly trimmed beard, and then left the flame on until your house burned down? Please contact me to discuss and let me know if you are "hip" to my plan.

P.S. Which would technically be considered to be more "flaming," your stove or you?


Posted: Dec 19, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I take a huge shit on your chin and then scoop up the shit with a spoon and lodge all of it up into your nostrils? Also, would you mind if I teabag you after my shit hardens inside of your nose, making it impossible for you to breathe from your nose? Please get back to me immediately, as this is a serious and important question!


Posted: Dec 15, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I heat up some hot bacon grease in a frying pan and fire it right in your face and then smack you in the face with the pan? Would you mind if I dumped a gallon of boiling hot water on your tiny cock and balls and then stuck a couple Barbie Dolls up your ass while my stereo plays the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua?


Posted: Dec 15, 2005
Diamond, is it cool with you if I stomp on your hairless pre-pubescent nutsack while wearing golf cleats? Also, you you mind if I stick a red-hot fireplace poker up your ass? Please contact me to discuss!


Posted: Dec 12, 2005
Diamond, you can call me "Fred Flintstone," because I will make your "bed rock!!!" Call me, you gay icon!

Do you like fast food? Because I've got a nice big "whopper" in my pants for you! I'll feed it to you rectally!

Hot Picture of Carrot Top Interviewing Dustin Diamond!

I found this nice picture of Carrot Top interviewing Diamond! I think was taken when Diamond was visiting the Sundance Film Festival in Colorado back in 2006:

Picture of Dustin Diamond with "Road Ass"?

Dustin Diamond has mentioned that he sometimes meets "road ass" (his term!) while out on his comedy club tours. Here are some pictures of Diamond with an obese young woman. If wonder if they hooked up - she reminds me of a young Dennis Haskins. She's fat enough to be in his next porno!

Gay Dustin-Diamond Related Fantasies

Here are some "Remember when..." gay fantasies I wrote about Dustin Diamond. Have fun jerking it to these!

"Rectal Bleeding" episode recap
Posted: Apr 24 2008

Diamond, do you remember that episode where you were being viciously raped in the shower of the Bayside boy's locker room after gym class? Remember how AC Slater, Ox, Mr. Belding, Milo and janitor, and Coach Rizzo all took turns tagging your ass? Remember when Belding pulled his cock out of your ass and shoved it into your mouth and said "yeah, take that load, Diamond!" as he shot his cum down your throat? Remember when the producer yelled "cut" and the scene had to be reshot because Belding had accidently called you "Diamond" instead of "Screech"? You sure experienced rectal bleeding in that episode!


"Diamond Takes a Shower" recap
Posted: Apr 25 2008

Diamond, do you remember that episode where there was a water shortage and nobody could shower after gym class? Remember when you complained because you got sweaty playing basketball and had b.o. and therefore needed a shower to clean up? Remember when Coach Sonski got really mad at you because you were being annoying and eventually agreed to let you have a shower? Remember when you got naked and walked into the shower room and saw that everyone else from class was naked and also standing in the shower room? Remember how Mr. Belding was also standing naked in the shower room for some unknown reason even though he had nothing to do with your gym class? Remember when Coach Sonski told everyone to give you a shower and then every pissed on you and then jerked off and blew their loads all over you? You sure became an expert on golden showers and cum showers in that episode!


"The Coke Machine" recap
Posted: May 7 2008

Diamond, remember that episode where Belding purchased a new Coca-Cola vending machine for the Bayside cafeteria? Remember how it was a vintage Coke machine that vended Coke in 16-oz glass bottles? Remember how you were Belding's assistant at the time and he asked you if you wanted to go grab a Coke with him? Remember when you two walked to the cafeteria together? Remember when Mr. Belding pinched your butt as you walked through the hall and you blushed because you had a huge crush on Belding? Remember when Belding asked you for 35 cents for the machine to purchase a Coke? Remember how you were still blushing and quickly handed over the change to Belding? Remember when Belding purchased a Coke and then said, "Hey Diamond, I need a can opener to get off the cap!" and then pulled down your Zubaz sweatpants and used your asshole to pop off the cap, tearing it horribly in the process and causing anal bleeding? Remember when Belding got mad because you were bleeding on the floor and smashed the glass Coke bottle over your head and then viciously sodomized you with the bottle while laughing his ass off? Remember when Milo the janitor emerged from behind a table and walked over and robbed you? Remember when Belding walked back to his office and Milo left to mop the gym floor, leaving you laying in a pool of your own blood on the floor? Remember when the front door of the Coke machine swung open and Mr. Tuttle fell out? Remember how Mr. Tuttle was completely naked and had jizzed all over the Coke bottles in the machine? Diamond, you sure learned about the dangers of drinking too much soda in that episode!!!!!!

Security Camera Image of Diamond at an Arby's

Diamond met his fake wife at an Arby's when she was in line buying a Beef 'n Cheddar sandwich, as discussed on this website. Here is a depiction of what can be seen on an Arby's security camera when Diamond is in line ordering food for his fake wife (Dner at the Dustin Diamond Love forum created this image):