Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 7)

04th November 2003 - 11:09:02 AM
5574 : Kurt Steinberg
"Remember When" guy, thanks for the post about the episode involving the fistfight between Slater and Zack - that's one of my favorite episodes.

Do you remember the episode where there was a dance contest at The Max? I'd like to see a story about that episode! As I recall, Diamond was dancing like he had stuff lodged in his cornhole!

- Kurt Steinberg

P.S. Chachi, please call me for gay sex. Once you gay, you'll be there to stay!
03rd November 2003 - 12:35:25 AM
5556 : Kurt Steinberg
Gwando, welcome back! I'm glad that Diamond's neatly-trimmed beard still turns you on!!! I would personally love to rub Diamond's beard all over my nutsack!

I've been doing my best to "queer-up" this webpage as much as possible and my efforts have started to bear fruit! As you can see, there are several new posts of erotic queer material. Also, we seem to have scared away that turd, Chachi!!

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd November 2003 - 12:28:25 AM
5555 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, thanks for providing this guestbook to your gay fans! We need an outlet to share our queer fantasies involving you! Many loads have been lost by fans who touch themselves while reading the erotic messages posted here!!!

You need to post more of your own messages here. Let us know what it was like to work with Belding and Slater! Did you have sex with Belding every day? Did he make you toss his salad???????

- Kurt Steinberg
30th October 2003 - 10:52:08 AM
5496 : Kurt Steinberg
Has everybody read the messages by the "Remember When" guy (e.g., message 5466)? They are erotic and hilarious! I want to give that guy "props" for posting those. Keep up the good work, buddy! I blow my wad every time I read one of those!

Hiroshi Fujiyama (message 5468), please call Diamond and me for gay sex! We can make a queer train! Perhaps I will sit on your face and drop ass, for your pleasure!

- Kurt Steinberg
29th October 2003 - 11:28:19 AM
5469 : Kurt Steinberg
Hiroshi Fujiyama, do not post here again!!! Nobody wants to read your socialist propaganda, dumbass! People visit Diamond's website because they want to read or post homo-erotic messages involving Diamond. Almost everyone who reads messages here comes here to find masturbation material - the queer stories always turn me on. In fact, I'm cracking one off as I write this!

It is my understanding that most socialists are queer, so it shouldn't be too hard for you to keep on-topic next time!

- Kurt Steinberg
28th October 2003 - 11:26:52 AM
5438 : The Booty Burglar
Dustin, I was released from prison yesterday. I would love to show you some of the new sexual moves I learned from my cellmate, Tyrone.

I will handcuff you to my bed and lodge 12 AA batteries up your cornhole for your pleasure. I will then blow my load in your eyes, to temporarily blind you. Next, I will eat burritos from Taco Bell and drop ass 6 inches from your huge nose. Finally, I will invite Slater into my bedroom and let him have his way with you.

After you read this message, you'll probably immediately lose your load in your pants. Do you still wear those rainbow-colored pants? Those turn me on.

- The Booty Burglar
28th October 2003 - 02:41:37 AM
5434 : Kurt Steinberg
"A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on 'Saved By The Bell.'"

28th October 2003 - 02:29:24 AM
5433 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, check out this definition I found on the Internet for "cookie game" - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cookie+game

I didn't realize that the cookie game is often played while watching you on Saved By The Bell!!! I thought my queer friends and I were the only ones who played the cookie game while watching you!!!

Are you really Belding's gay sex slave????

- Kurt Steinberg
27th October 2003 - 11:09:27 AM
5427 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I've decided that I'm going to dress up as you on Halloween!!! I'll have to wear an afro wig and I'll glue a huge fake nose onto my nose, to simulate your grotesquely large 'snoz. I'll also wear crotchless leather pants and I won't wear any underwear! I'm going to a huge gay dance club - when they play "It's Raining Men," I'm sure that many queers will whip out their johnsons and shoot their loads all over me!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
27th October 2003 - 12:13:09 AM
5421 : Kurt Steinberg
Friendly advisor (message 5416), it sounds as though you had tons of queer fun!!! I wish Diamond, Belding, and I had been there with you!

I have another good idea for manly love - take your laminated picture of Diamond and tape it onto the back of a stall door at a gay bar. By the end of the night, the picture with be soaked with man juice! You and your friends can then draw straws to determine who gets to lick the picture clean! Someone will enjoy a nice queer meal!

- Kurt Steinberg
26th October 2003 - 07:41:44 PM
5414 : Kurt Steinberg
Friendly adviser (message 5260), I discovered another use for a cut-out picutre of Diamond's face last week!!!

I was in a gas station bathroom in San Francisco last week when another queer walked in for perverted gay sex. I sat him on the floor and then taped the picture of Diamond's face (with the mouth cut out) on the queer's face. Next, I dropped ass and told the queer to get ready for a steamy present! Finally, I took a huge dump in the dude's mouth!!! It felt as though I were realy taking a dump in Diamond's mouth!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
23rd October 2003 - 11:22:33 AM
5371 : Kurt Steinberg
Leaky Ass Queer, I was aware of Diamond's involvement in a band. Did you ever see this picture of Diamond's band? http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/219/salty_the_pocket_knife.html

Check out the person who is the second from the left. What is that??? Is that person a guy or a girl?

- Kurt Steinberg
23rd October 2003 - 02:36:23 AM
5365 : Kurt Steinberg
If any of you queers who post here want to see Diamond's picture, you'll have to copy the entire link below and paste it into your browser's URL line. The hotlink below doesn't work.

-Kurt Steinberg
23rd October 2003 - 12:52:43 AM
5363 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I was just looking for other gay Dustin Diamond guestbooks when I came across this picture of you:

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/player/flipbook.jhtml?p=22&q=1&flipbookid=1479685

You look like you either (a) are on drugs, or (b) just played "prison" with Belding!

- Kurt Steinberg

23rd October 2003 - 12:33:33 AM
5362 : Kurt Steinberg
Leaky Ass Queer (message 3631), I independently came up with the same idea! A few hours ago I printed out a picture of Diamond's head and cut a hole where his mouth is located. I then went a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood and waited for a queer to walk in. Luckily, I didn't have to wait long - after a short 2-minute wait, another queer walked in and pulled down his leather pants and I taped Diamond's picture onto the back of his ass and then did him in the cornhole! I don't even know that queer's name!!! I also shaved the guy's nutsack and taped the hair onto Diamond's picture - it resembles Diamond's neatly trimmed beard!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
22nd October 2003 - 11:29:40 AM
5359 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your message board has really queered up!!!

Friendly adviser (message 5350), thanks for the suggestion! I did print out the closeup picture of Diamond from www.dustindiamond.net. I also cut out a hole for Diamond's mouth. I took it a step further however - I cut out holes where Diamond's eyes are as well. I taped the picture to my computer and cracked a few off.

I invented a new game similar to darts. If I squirt my load in the eye holes, I get 50 points, and if I get it into Diamond's mouth, I get 100 points! It's a fun game to play with other queers!

- Kurt Steinberg
22nd October 2003 - 03:26:51 AM
5349 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your website inspires queerness! My friend Tony was a heterosexual when he first stumbled across your website a couple years ago. Now he's gay. And he's not just a little gay - he's full-blown Liberace gay!!! Thanks for turning him to the queer side! I really enjoyed breaking him in!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
21st October 2003 - 11:22:09 AM
5337 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, Tim (message 5333) has a point. Why did you come back to Saved By The Bell after the original series ended? The new series totally sucked! Did you come back because you couldn't bear to be away from Belding's ding-dong? Did you suck him off 24x7??? Did Slater ever join in?

- Kurt Steinberg
20th October 2003 - 03:37:54 AM
5322 : Kurt Steinberg
Lisa (message 5308), there are many queers who post here. Diamond's website is well-known in the homosexual community as a place to exchange gay fantasies and arrange "manly love"! I am one of the biggest queers who posts here and I have many fans! Thinking about Diamond's neatly trimmed beard always brings some wood into my life!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

20th October 2003 - 03:31:10 AM
5321 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, have you ever seen those commercials for pickup trucks where the announcer mentions the load-carrying capacity of the respective trucks? I wonder how many loads you can carry in your mouth! Let's go to a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood and find out!!! I'll bet that you can carry 20 loads!

- Kurt Steinberg
18th October 2003 - 05:05:18 PM
5306 : Kurt Steinberg
Screechie Maniac (message 5281), the answer to your question is "yes," almost everyone who posted here is gay. This message board was set up for three reasons: (1) to provide the means for Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies involding him; (2) to schedule gay sex with Diamond; and (3) to Diamond how much he sucks.

If you post a message that is not directed to one of these three topics, the moderator of this guestbook will likely delete your post. I hope this information is helpful to you.

- Kurt Steinberg
17th October 2003 - 02:12:16 AM
5279 : Kurt Steinberg
Screechie Maniac (message 5258), thanks for posting the Saved By The Bell story. However, next time please only post homosexual fantasies!

I'd like to read a prison story about Belding, Slater, Max and Screech. Perhaps Slater and Sreech are prison-mates and Slater forces Screech to be his bitch in return for protecting him from the other inmates! Every night Screech's cries of pain are heard by the whole cell block!

Belding could play the psychotic prison warden who beats him and sticks stuff up his cornhole when Screech is sent to solitary confinement! Max could play the child-molester who befriends Screech and later makes him his sex slave!


There's so much potential!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
15th October 2003 - 10:55:30 AM
5247 : KurtSteinber
Diamond, I'm queer. We need to hook up sometime for gay sex. We'll slap each other around - everyone can call us the "butt-slapping bunch"!!! I'll smack your nuts with a whip and then I'll lodge the end of thewhip in your cornhole!

Let's invite the fan from the Cubs game yesterday who cost the Cubs the game. That dude kind of looks like Harry Potter - maybe he'll cast a spell on your crotch!!!

- Kurt Steinberg
14th October 2003 - 03:39:14 AM
5230 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, if I come over to your place you can call me "Fred Flintstone" because I'll make your bed rock!!!! Aw yeah!!! Please contact me for gay sex!!! I will squirt my load in your eye and then toss your salad!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

Monday, December 19, 2005

Sexy pictures of Screech and Kevin the robot!!!

Check out these sexy pictures of Screech and his sex robot, Kevin!!!




Thursday, December 08, 2005

Old posts from DustinDiamond.com (part 6)

13th October 2003 - 02:47:55 AM
5210 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, you are a tremendous icon in the homosexual community. You have been so diefied that the gay community now simply refers to you as "Diamond." You are one of the few celebrities who can get by on only one name, much like Madonna or Cher.

You are well-known for your "white man's afro," your neatly-trimmed beard and your pale, chunky ass! Please star in another crappy sitcom soon! Your queer fans need more masturbation material!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

10th October 2003 - 03:44:43 AM
5175 : Kurt Steinberg
Alex, go fuck yourself, asshole! This is message board is only for queer fans of Dustin Diamond!!! Go to the Belding board.

Diamond, did you ever have gay sex with Max after eating a burger? I want to hook up with you and put my beef in your male taco!!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

09th October 2003 - 02:29:01 AM
5163 : Kurt Steinberg
Poster 5162, I would pay to see Belding ass-ram Diamond. I'm sure that many of the queers who post here would also pay good money to watch.

I also would love to see Slater take a dump on Diamond! Watching Slater drop a spicy "stanley steamer" on Diamond's head would cause me to quickly lose my load!

- Kurt Steinberg

08th October 2003 - 11:14:26 AM
5153 : Kurt Steinberg
Alex (message 5144), please stop posting here. Go post on Belding's fan board. This message board is for Diamond's fan to exchange gay sex fantasies involving Diamond, which is to what my message relates.

You state that "Dustin has accomplished more 1 year than you have in your whoLE gay fucking life". I beg to differ. Has Diamond ever been sucked off by 3 dudes in a gas station bathroom in West Hollywood? I don't think so!

Get a life, you loser!

- Kurt Steinberg

08th October 2003 - 01:23:06 AM
5142 : Kurt Steinberg
Two of hearts (message 5142), I hear that song a lot when I go to my local gay bar. I also hear "It's Raining Men" all the time! Those are probably a couple of Diamond's favorite songs.

Diamond, you should have campaigned for Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you had, Arnold would have won 80% of the vote in California! Your forum webpage indicated that you were running for governor. However, I didn't see your name on the ballot. Someday you really should run for governor. You're a lock to secure the queer vote!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

07th October 2003 - 01:44:13 AM
5118 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, if Macauley Culkin won't lick your balls, then why are you dating him? Does he at least toss your salad?

When is your next Saved By The Bell DVD set coming out? You need to some some extras on the next set. For example, you could include the E! Saved By The Bell story, or the rumored shower sex episode involving you, Slater, and Belding.

By the way Diamond, I did not post message 5111. There are many fake posters here, but I'm glad that you, the real Dustin Diamond, posted message 5118. I love you!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th October 2003 - 02:44:14 AM
5104 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

06th October 2003 - 02:20:20 AM
5103 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

04th October 2003 - 10:39:31 PM
5089 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just received my Saved By The Bell DVD set and have watched several episodes already.

Remember when the tall girl danced with you in the friendship bracelet episode? Did you think that dancing with a girl was gross and disgusting? It sure looked as though you did. I'll bet that you wished that Mr. Belding was dancing with you instead of that girl. I'm sure that you would have grinded with him to "Baby Got Back."

- Kurt Steinberg

03rd October 2003 - 02:49:04 AM
5058 : Kurt Steinberg
Chachi, please stop posting under my name, you dipshit! All of the fans of my numerous posts know that I would never post what you posted in message 5054 under my misspelled name!

I'm a huge queer and I first found out about this website when I was in a gas station bathroom getting it on with a dude named Larry - Diamond's website was printed on the bathroom wall! Diamond, let's get together and make a queer "train" with another dude. Then I'll give you a cleveland steamer!

- Kurt Steinberg

02nd October 2003 - 02:31:49 AM
5047 : Kurt Steinberg
Thunder Boy, this website is definitely legit. It was set up to allow Diamond's gay fans to (a) post queer fantasies involving Diamond, (b) schedule gay sex with Diamond, and (c) tell Diamond how much he sucks.

Read the messages - you'll find that most were written by flaming queers. One of my favorite fantasies is the one where I get naked, sit on Diamond's neatly trimmed beard, and then spin myself around like a top!

- Kurt Steinberg

30th September 2003 - 03:24:04 AM
5039 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, your website is losing its edge. Please queer this site up a bit more. This used to be an edgy place to go to post or read erotic gay sex fantasies involving Diamond. However, your website "jumped the shark" around the time when you added your forum webpages.

Please start posting here again or at least make this guestbook a little more fruity. Otherwise, your homosexual fan base will start to dwindle!

What ever happened to Gwando? I haven't seen a post from him in weeks.

- Kurt Steinberg

29th September 2003 - 04:20:44 AM
5028 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I just blew my wad while perusing your webpage. The queer colors really turn me on!

Let's hook up for gay sex! I want to tie you up and then whip you for your pleasure! Next, I will do you in the cornhole and then sit on your face and drop ass! Maybe Slater will show up and join in! He can piss on your head!!! Finally, Mr. Belding will smack you in the face with his ding-dong!

- Kurt Steinberg

28th September 2003 - 12:52:06 AM
5018 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I'm glad to see that your guestbook has become very queer lately.

I hope that Ham Span's information (see message 5029) about Diamond is incorrect! Diamond, you beard is still neatly trimmed, isn't it? I hope you haven't let it grow long. I prefer the feel of a neatly trimmed beard rubbing my nuts instead of a full beard!

I'm glad that you started the hit beard trend in England (see message 5010)! Please contact me for manly love!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

26th September 2003 - 02:47:43 AM
4998 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I still want to get together for gay sex. Let's go to a queer bar in West Hollywood on Saturday night. Then we can head over to my condo and I'll give you a "hot lunch." Yummy!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th September 2003 - 03:23:08 AM
4990 : Kurt Steinberg
Ryan, I agree with you. Diamond really is a homo - he's become an icon in the queer community!

I would like to see Slater and Diamond have a "Celebrity Boxong" match on Fox. I think Diamond might be able to take Slater now - Diamond's a lot bigger than he used to be. I think that Diamond would take down Slater in the 3rd round. After being knocked down, Diamond would probably pull down Slater's boxing shorts and do him in the cornhole! Diamond would then rub his neatly trimmed beard all over Slater's ball-sac and give Slater a Cleveland Steamer!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

25th September 2003 - 03:04:36 AM
4988 : Kurt Steinberg
Ryan, I agree with you. Diamond really is a homo - he's become an icon in the queer community!

I would like to see Slater and Diamond have a "Celebrity Boxong" match on Fox. I think Diamond might be able to take Slater now - Diamond's a lot bigger than he used to be. I think that Diamond would take down Slater in the 3rd round. After being knocked down, Diamond would probably pull down Slater's boxing shorts and do him in the cornhole! Diamond would then rub his neatly trimmed beard all over Slater's ball-sac and give Slater a Cleveland Steamer!!!

- Kurt Steinberg

24th September 2003 - 11:21:22 AM
4978 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin Fan (message 4991), please do not post links to webpages including pictures of women with luscious breasts! This is a fags-only webpage! You shouldn't post here if you don't want to (a) blow your load on Diamond, (b) get naked, sit on diamond's face, and drop ass, or (c) tell Diamond how much he sucks.

Diamond, let's get together for queer sex! I want to use your huge nose as my own personal rocking chair!

- Kurt Steinberg

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Sign the guestbook!!!

There's a new feature to this blog. I've finally acquired a guestbook. Feel free to sign it and let everyone know what you think about Diamond and this blog!

My only requirement is that if you are going to post please respect the feeling of everyone else by limiting your posts to queer fantasies and thoughts. The guestbook is queers-only!