I recently discovered that the Zubaz company sold diaper covers at one point! Some of these are still being sold in the second-hand market on Amazon. Apparently these are worn over diapers. Corky is definitely going to want a set of these for his birthday!
Corky and A-Rod are a hot celebrity couple! Here is a nice pic of A-Rod telling Corky that he loves him and Corky responding that he just went dookie!
There are many celebrities other than Dustin Diamond who have a massive following within the gay community. Since Dustin Diamond's untimely passing, there has been quite a bit of chatter from people clamoring for a new focus for queer fantasies. Feel free to post queer fantasies relating to any celebrity or topic of interest as a comment to this post!
Here are some nice pictures of Corky from Life Goes On and his apparent gay lover, former baseball star Alex Rodriguez!
After the passing of Dustin Diamond, I have seen statements of sympathy expressed from most of his major co-stars, with the notable absence of Dennis Haskins. It is unclear as to why Mr. Belding hasn't weighed in, seeing as how he co-starred with Diamond on Saved By The Bell, Saved By The Bell: The New Class, and Good Morning Miss Bliss for more than 10 seasons.
Is Dennis Haskins no longer alive or did he have some sort of falling out with Dustin Diamond?
Dustin Diamond passed away from Stage 4 lung cancer on February 1, 2021. It is sad that he died at the young age of 44. His death should serve as a wake-up call for all of us to be vigilant about our health and see a doctor when something just feels wrong about our health. Fans of Saved By The Bell have been posting their condolences in the media and all over the Internet during the past day.
Dustin "Screech" Diamond has reportedly been diagnosed with Stage IV cancer. We are hoping that he is able to make a speedy recovery and can get back to playing Screech in the Saved By The Bell reboot series in the near future! We would love to watch his crazy antics on the International Space Station with Kevin the Robot, Mr. Belding, and Corky from Life Goes On!
I recently discovered that weirdos are purchasing art of depictions of Harry Dunne (played by Jeff Daniels) spraying diarrhea in an iconic scene from the movie, "Dumb and Dumber." When will someone start selling art of depictions of Mr. Belding or Kevin the Robot having sex with Screech???
Here is the first piece of art:
As a service to everyone looking for a place to post and read queer fantasies relating to Dustin "Screech" Diamond and other celebrities and topics of interest, feel free to post a story as a comment to this post!
Here is more spank fodder from another forum!
| 11/11/2020 07:28:30 | ||
Gary, I want to know what kind of deviant would date a guy who works as an unpaid bathroom attendant sucking dudes off, and tounging anus all day long. Also, is his breath spray offering ass flavored? As he was looking for it to make his mouth reek of man ass. I doubt many of his customers would enjoy that. No wonder his tip hat rarely has more then a few nickels and a turd or two! |
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Scuz | ||
| 10/11/2020 09:18:50 | ||
I ran into Screech last month at an Arby’s bathroom. When I walked into the men’s room, I saw Screech in a fruity hot pink suit like a street pimp from the ghetto would wear. Screech also sported rainbow Zubaz pants and a white dress shirt and bow tie. Screech said that his shift as an unpaid bathroom attendant was ending and that he was meeting up for a hot date. I said “that’s nice” and walked past Screech to get to the urinals to go pee. Screech was looking through his little basket of mints, cologne, and breath spray and then uttered “Zoinks!” I asked if something was wrong and Screech said that he was out of breath spray and asked if I would fart into his mouth to “freshen” his breath for his date. I asked if he was joking but he said he was serious and that he needed his breath to smell like an asshole or his gay lover would beat him up. I was kind of freaked out, but was getting annoyed with him and really just wanted to pee in peace. So I said it was ok, and then let him press his face against the seat of my pants and ripped ass. Screech said he enjoyed my fart but that my pants had filtered out much of the odors. He then asked me to pull down my pants and then fart directly into his mouth. I’m not gay so I was disgusted that Screech would even ask and told him to get his faggot ass away from me. I was still in the middle of taking one hell of a whizz when Screech suddenly pulled down my pants and then started licking my smelly asshole! I forced out a wet fart, hoping it would scare him away, and he fell over and started convulsing into the ground while moaning and kissing himself! I then finished peeing and as I was about to pulled up my pants, Screech suddenly put his lips on my asshole and I felt a suction on my o-ring as his sucked a few farts out of my colon! I was really angry at this point, so I gave him a mule kick in the ribs to get him off me. Screech then apologized and said thanks for helping him with his breath. Then Screech changed into a pair of assless leather chaps and said he knew his date would g o well. What a damn weirdo!! |
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Gary McAnus | ||
| 10/11/2020 04:50:36 | ||
Christopher Nikic Is a duMbO. I rUn fASTERr. If I See hiM neER A RoD I sTRangL hIm wItH Me DiPER!! |
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| 09/11/2020 07:27:05 | ||
I was at the rest stop today and when I went into the bathroom I found not only Screech, but two other guys in their early 20’s. They were all dressed in Zubaz with massive Jew fro’s. I asked Screech what was going on and he told me he was proud to say he was training his sons Zubaz, and Zoinks so they could also be unpaid bathroom attendants. It was really odd to hear all three of them singing Christmas songs and servicing the penis and ass needs of anyone who came into the bathroom. I went to use the urinal and found all three leering at me. Zubaz asked if he could hold my cock, Screech begged for a fart, and Zoinks told me I was taking a tremendous ****. At times Screech would correct them, and show them proper techniques. When I ripped a loud fart he buried his face in my ass while the boys closely watched. He then ripped down my pants and tongued my anus and described how he was going to give me a reach around. The boys were taking notes in these queer pink little notebooks. I will say I’m no queer but Screech really serviced me well and I do appreciate how he’s training his sons in his craft. It’s weird and demented, but at least they are learning a trade. They told me their “Dad” is Mr. Belding but he just lays on a couch in LA watching reruns of Webster, and eating Doritos. They like hanging out with their “Mom” in the bathroom as it’s much more exciting. When I went to leave I belched in each of their faces and they really seemed to appreciate it. |
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| 09/11/2020 07:25:43 | ||
I took a vacation to Chicago a couple years ago and ate dinner at a Lou Malnati’s on State Street in the Gold Coast area. I ordered a large deep dish pepperoni pizza to share with my wife and family. Their pizzas are notorious for being quite filling and having about an inch deep of cheese and pepperoni per slice. It was very tasty and I also drank a couple glasses of Coke during the meal. After eating two and a half slices of the pizza, I started to reach my saturation point and could feel a rumbling in my colon. I puckered my O-ring to hold in a fart and managed to hold it in until I reached the men’s room. After I opened the door, I was shocked to see Screech working as an unpaid bathroom attendant! It was strange to see Screech there as the restaurant isn’t exactly a high-end establishment. At this point, I was using all my will to keep my O-ring shut until I could reach the toilet but Screech held me up by asking how my day was and whether I enjoyed my meal. I couldn’t take it anymore and suddenly expelled an unbelievably heinous fart - the stench was unbearable and it must have hit Screech like a freight train! Screech’s eyes opened really wide as I farted, like he was in a trance. Then he fell to his knees and somehow slithered behind me like a snake! Then I could feel his hook nose press up against the seat of my pants and it sounded like he was sniffing my ass like how dogs sniff each other’s asses! Then he started undoing my belt and pulled down my jeans and underwear and begged my to take a dump before opening his mouth real wide and pressing it against my asshole! It was so weird, but I really had to go dookie so I let it fly! I took an enormous dump into Screech’s mouth and he swallowed it all like a hungry rim goblin. Then he started wiping my ass clean with his goatee and his Jew-fro while giving me a vigorous reach-around! I’m not gay, but he knew what he was doing I’m and I jizzed within seconds! I then there a couple pennies into his tip jar, washed my hands, and then went back to my table where paid the bill and then my wife and kids and I left and enjoyed the rest of our vacation in Chicago! Meeting Screech and taking a dump in his mouth certainly was a tourist’s dream! |
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| 08/11/2020 05:30:02 | ||
I was a film student at USC in 1997 and I took a class where I got to observe some television shows being filmed, one of which was Saved By The Bell: The New Class. They were filming a two-part episode where Screech, Mr. Belding, and a bunch of other actors playing high school kids who were supposed to be on a class trip to Paris, France. It was a strange episode where part of the episode focused on the high school kids, but the other half focused on the interactions between Screech and Mr. Belding. In one scene Screech and Belding rode around on a tandem bike and googly eyes at each other throughout several scenes. It was weird and I thought that something fishy was going on between those two, so I decided to follow them around. During a lunch break, Belding scarfed down about 10 tacos and washed those down with a huge cup of Pepsi. He drank that Pepsi so quickly - I don’t know how he managed to do that with all the carbonation and whatnot. Anyhow, in one scene Screech walked up to Belding to ask him to ride the tandem bike and then Belding belched right in his face as a result of all of that Pepsi! It was hilarious, although they decided to cut that scene from the final version of the episode which aired on NBC. Also, when Belding got into the tandem bike, he ripped an insanely loud fart which smelled awful - I think he **** his pants! So he asked for a five minute break and then walked over to his trailer and went inside for a few minutes - when he came back out he was wearing different pants and said something about having had an “accident.” They ended up filming the scene and then after wrapping for the day, I walked over to Belding’s trailer and peered into a window and saw Screech carrying a pair of Mr. Belding’s soiled underwear - they were covered in dookie stains and looked really sweaty! The Screech opened a coffee maker and inserted Belding’s underwear and proceeded to use it was a coffee filter! It was so nasty but apparently Screech is some type of demented freak!! I was grossed out so I decided to leave but as I started walking away I heard Belding in the trailer say, “come to me, my hook-nosed rim goblin!” Then I heard some loud butt-slamming as Screech repeatedly uttered, “Zoinks !!” I then left the set and became so disillusioned with Hollywood that I decided to switch careers and eventually became a pharmacist. The depraved homosexuality on the rowdy Saved By The Bell: The New Class set was sickening! |
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Ben Cumberg | ||
| 07/11/2020 15:49:18 | ||
I saw Screech at the rest stop he’s living at. He’s back to being a bathroom attendant and is dressed as an elf. He was dancing around singing odd Christmas Songs in which he replaced many words from old Christmas jingles with either “fart” or “Zoinks”. He also has a Santa hat out for tips. It’s pretty early for Christmas and not many people seemed to be interested in a queer elf dancing around singing. I saw one guy grab him by the Jew Fro, stick his head in a urinal, and flushed it repeatedly before ass raping him. During the anal action Screech kept singing his weird Christmas songs. When the guy left the bathroom after buttslamming Screech I saw him stop at the tip hat and rip a really loud fart into it. Instead of being disgusted Screech was happy. He yelled “Zoinks, Thanks!” He then ran over and pressed the hat to his face and breathed in the stink. Seconds later he was convulsing on the ground jizzing his Christmas elf Zubaz. He’s a strange guy. |
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Roger Rectum | ||
| 06/11/2020 06:13:26 | ||
Todd, isn’t it weird when you’re trying to take a dump and the all of a sudden you look over and see Screech sticking his head below the stall wall? That rim goblin probably wanted to stick his massive hook nose in your ass crack while you were expelling feces from your asshole! Sometimes after he flops around in the bathroom floor while jizzing himself after smelling a nasty fart, he’ll let random strangers pee into his Jew-fro! I ran into him a couple years ago at a Taco Bell in Troy, Ohio. I had eaten six of the greasy Doritos Locos tacos and then washed them down with a large cup of Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. I even go lt a full refill of that drink while eating in the restaurant. After finishing my meal, I walked into the men’s room and was surprised to see Screech working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. He offered me some breath mints and spritzes of cheap cologne. I thanked him, but declined. Then I felt the Mountain Dew rumbling in my stomach and turned and belched right in Screech’s face. I pretended like I did it on accident, but it was actually intentional! Screech yelped, “Zoinks!” as I did this. Then I turned to walk to the urinal to take a whizz. I farted as I started peeing and Screech again uttered, “Zoinks!” and then congratulated me on peeing in the urinal. He said I had “great focus and tremendous aim” and was taking “one hell of a pee!” I told him to leave me alone but then he snuck up behind me and I could feel his hook nose pressing against the seat of my pants as he begged me to fart. Although I was disgusted and am completely straight, I couldn’t hold in a Taxo Bell fart and ripped one, which he o hales with a deep breath! Then he pulled down my pants and grabbed my cock and turned it to aim my stream of urine at him as he proceeded to lie on the bathroom floor. Then he said “soak my ‘fro!” I said “ok” and then continued peeing into his Jew-fro ! I must have let loose a constant stream of urine die the next minute and his Jew-fro really soaked it up! After finishing peeing, I squatted naked over his face and ripped a smelly fart to humiliate Screech. As I did this, I suddenly felt Screech’s tongue licking my anus! Screech proceeded to tongue my anus and then gave me a reach-around until I jizzed onto his Zubaz! As a straight man, I have to say he knew what he was doing and I came hard as I fantasized I was with my girlfriend as he licked my anus and jerked me off! Then I said “thanks, Screech!” and then washes my hands and threw a nickel which was in my pants pocket into his tip jar and went on my way. It was a strange encounter with a washed-up former celebrity! |
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| 05/11/2020 23:01:52 | ||
I met Screech today. I was at a rest stop taking a dump when his head popped under the side of the stall. He greeted me with “Zoinks” then told me I was taking a masterful dump and he was also enjoying the smells my ass was generating. What a fruitcake! I told him to get the hell away from me and kicked his head, causing him to yell “Zoinks” again. He then pulled his head back to his own stall but I could tell he was still right there. A few seconds later a little hatch opened up in the stall wall and I could see part of his demented face leering at me. He stuck his enormous hook nose through the hatch and took these deep breaths. He began moaning as I released some more turds. He then asked if he would wipe my ass with his tongue. I’m no queer, but this scene was insane. So I said sure and got off the toilet and pressed my ass to the hatch. He began tonguing my anus like a champ. Really getting in there. He then begged me for some farts and I grunted out a really big one. This idiot went into some kind of convulsions seconds later and knocked the wall separating us over. Thankfully I was able to crawl out as the wall hit the other wall, leaving plenty of space under it. That gargoyle was still confusing and had his face in the hatch making weird orgasmic sounds. I got out of there in a hurry. Screech is one demented freak. |
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Todd Testicles | ||
| 05/11/2020 02:45:40 | ||
Screech and I have broken up. He’s just so annoying. The guy can tongue an anus like a pro and satisfies my every penis and ass need, but I can’t stand hearing him whine about being cut out of the reboot or his uttering “Zoinks” every 30 seconds. Gary, I’m heading your way. I should be in Reno this weekend. Maybe I’ll hole up there for the winter. I’m going to make a stop in Troy, Ohio on my way. I know this guy named Legend, and he’s even more deranged then Screech! |
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Chuck | ||
| 04/11/2020 18:47:19 | ||
Screech thinks he’s fancy because he drives a Gremlin and I drive a Yugo. He ate out a fat mans filthy asshole last night, then ate 12 Honey Buns from the snack machine. To bathe he washes in the sink and then washes his jewfro in the toilet. Today he didn’t notice, or didn’t care, there was a floater in the toilet and when he washed his hair it got stuck in his Jew Fro. He’s now walking around whining that he’s hungry and has a turd in his Jew Fro. I’m starting to hate this guy. |
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| 04/11/2020 09:37:39 | ||
Chuck, that’s a great plan! If you ever get the chance, come out to Reno, Nevada and visit the Wadsworth rest stop! We have 12-ft ceilings and four rows of stadium seating for fans to sit down and leer at random strangers at urinals and to listen to random strangers in the stalls taking loud and smelly dumps. They also have a special ventilation system which blows farts and the odor of feces from stalls over to where the stadium seating is located! Since it is in Nevada, there are also a few slot machines and even a craps table next to the urinals! You can play craps while listening to someone taking a crap in a nearby stall! I even saw Screech there a couple years ago. I’m not gay or anything like that, but i has some serious gas when I was in the rest stop and saw Screech. I walked past him and ripped a heinous fart as I walked to a urinal. Screech came up behind me and started sniffing my ass before pulled down my pants and tonguing my anus. He also sucked me off - as a straight man, I have to say he has a talented mouth and sure can lick a Butthole and inhale farts like a champ! I also spit my gum in his Jew-fro as he serviced my penis needs because I thought it was funny. A couple other truckers in the men’s room saw me do that and then also spit their gum into Screech’s Jew-fro which sucking me off. After I pulled out and jizzing in his Jew-fro, a couple truckers dragged Screech into a stall and started loudly butt-slamming Screech as he uttered “Zoinks!” repeatedly. Nevertheless, come on out to Reno when you get a chance as Screech is quite familiar with what we have to offer! |
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Gary McAnus | ||
| 04/11/2020 02:06:24 | ||
I’ve decided to shack up with Screech in a rest stop bathroom for the winter. We have found a really nice rest area and bathroom with about 20 stalls. We are going to take over 4 stalls so we can have a bedroom and living room. We are going to take the end stalls so we can have some privacy. It’s a true paradise. There are even some snack machines out front in case we get the munchies after having a sexathon! Screech still has his Gremlin but it’s unreliable. Screech has decided to take the winter off from being an unpaid bathroom attendant so he and I can spend our days lounging around our rest stop bathroom home and having hot man action with each other and dozens of horny passerby’s! |
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Chuck | ||
| 04/11/2020 01:10:47 | ||
Dan, it is awesome that some guy is going around the country and gathering security footage from wherever Screech has been. He knows the likely hood of Screech being ass slammed is about 100 percent. I just wish many of those places would upgrade their old coax cameras to some newer IP digital cams. Sometimes the quality really stinks and I can barely see Screech getting raped! |
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Buck | ||
| 04/11/2020 01:07:08 | ||
Hello! I have a complaint. I live in San Francisco and went to vote in the Castro district. I was told I could not vote for Joe Biden with my penis!! I had whipped out my dong and was prepared to vote when some fascist said I had to put my man member back in my pants! I started crying and screaming it was my right to vote with my cock! I was then tossed out and never voted! To drown my sorrows I headed to a gloryhole in a bathroom next to the polling place and sucked off a few dozen duds. |
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Ron Rump | ||
| 03/11/2020 22:42:40 | ||
I think it is hilarious that someone is selling security camera footage of Screech being raped as gay porn. Screech has no money, so he cannot afford to pay a lawyer to seek injunctive relief to stop the sale of these videos! That rim goblin probably does enjoy the attention he receives from random truckers at first until they get too violent. |
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Dan | ||
| 03/11/2020 10:56:45 | ||
Joe you dementia ridden geezer! Alvin did a tremendous service helping weed out a fraudulent and obnoxious voter. That’s your base and your just angry Screech didn’t get to vote for you. I believe any voter who doesn’t qualify to vote and makes a scene should be taught a vital lesson such as Alvin provided. Alvin is a hero. I only wish I could have been there myself. I’m no homo, but that sounds like one erotic scene. I definitely would have grabbed the closest dude and buttslammed him while voting Trump a half dozen times! |
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Colt Cockbreath | ||
| 03/11/2020 09:25:49 | ||
Alvin, you Nazi! How dare you disallow My lover Screech from voting! Just because he stabbed someone and is a felon doesn’t mean he should have his voting rights taken away. As President I will not only change that I’ll make it so anyone who shows up to vote can vote. Even if they aren’t even a citizen of this country! Dogs and cats will be allowed to vote. A lizard can vote. I will lower the voting age to 3! Prisoners will be released as long as they are willing to vote Democrat! Now that’s a progressive country! Tomorrow while I’m 69’ing with Screech I’m going to have to console him for your barbaric actions! |
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Joe “Buttplug” Biden | ||
| 03/11/2020 09:00:45 | ||
I have been a poll worker for early voting at a polling place in Tampa, Florida. Dustin “Screech” Diamond showed up to try to vote early last week. Screech was wearing fruity Zubaz pants with suspenders and a hot pink black t-shirt like he used to wear in Saved By The Bell. He also wore a pee-stained jock strap as a makeshift face mask and had a huge greasy and poofy Jew-fro. Anyhow, when he got to my table where I check voter rolls, and said “Zoinks!” as he handed me his ID. I checked the voter rolls and discovered that he was listed as a convicted felon and was therefore ineligible to vote. I told Screech that he couldn’t vote and he uttered “Zoinks!” and then asked if it was due to his prison sentence for stabbing someone in Wisconsin. He also said that the prosecution had railroaded him and that he was completely innocent and should be allowed to vote. I told him that my hands were tied and there was nothing I could do about it. I also asked him to step aside as the line behind him was quite long. Screech then had a bit of a tantrum and started whining about losing his house in Wisconsin to foreclosure and also mentioned that all of his family photos and other memorabilia had been destroyed by a burst water pipe in his house. I was starting to get annoyed with him by this time and told him to leave voluntarily while he still can. He still refused to leave and said something about how his life was terrible and he never gets any breaks. At this point I was really annoyed with Screech and threw my book of voter rolls at Screech, hitting him right in his hook nose! Then I cracked him over the head with the folding chair in which had been sitting, causing him to fall to the floor! I kicked him in his stomach and then pulled down my jeans and pressed my ass against his face and ripped a wet fart! By this time everyone in line was cheering me on! There was a hot-looking mid-30s woman near the front of the line who must hate Screech as she was fingering herself vigorously as I taught Screech a lesson. I also saw a couple guys jerking each other off while leering are us and there was another gay guy who was licking his buddy’s butthole during this! Then I threw Screech into a voting booth, pulled down his Zubaz, and started pounding away at his anus with my massive cock! After several minutes of this, I blew a huge load of semen into Screech’s torn anus and then placed an “I Voted” sticker on his hook nose and ordered him to leave. Screech was really disruptive at the polling station!!! |
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Alvin Asscrack | ||
| 03/11/2020 03:22:18 | ||
Folks. My campaign is at the end. I’ll be celebrating Election Day by hanging out in my basement with Screech and my son Hunter. Screech and I are gonna watch gay porn and 69, while Hunter smokes crack and jerks off! |
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Joe “Buttplug” Biden | ||
| 03/11/2020 03:08:28 | ||
Today was pretty funny. A few months ago A Rod told Corky he was tying to buy the Mets and that he and Corky could sit together in the owners box and make out while waiters brought Corky all kinds of treats. Today Corky found out some smelly Jew had bought the team right out from A Rod and Corky. Corky was furious at this development and beat A Rod senseless, then strangled him with his diaper, before giving A Rod some extremely rough anal sex that left A Rod’s anus bloody. Corky is now on the hunt for the guy who “stole” his dream. |
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Christopher Crotch | ||
| 02/11/2020 06:40:18 | ||
Does anyone else believe it’s likely Screech has no idea he’s been in these porno films? It seems he may believe he’s having hot sexual encounters with adoring fans, when instead he’s surreptitiously being filmed being attacked and buttslammed by actors or truckers out to make few bucks? This would be genius as the producer of these hot movies could avoid paying Screech anything! His acting is so bad if he knew he was in a movie he would likely ruin it as well. Either not paying him, and/or not wanting him to act and wreck the hot man action seems likely to me. |
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Dan Dicknose | ||
| 02/11/2020 06:07:56 | ||
I just saw a new gay porno entitled “Rest Stop Confidential: New Jersey Rim Goblins.” As I pulled down my sweatpants to run one out, I was surprised at how poor the production values were. It looked like I was watching security camera footage taken at a real rest stop in New Jersey. Imagine my surprise when I saw Screech stroll into the men’s room in his queer Zubaz pants while sporting a big poofy Jew-fro! Once Screech walked into the men’s room, he slipped on a puddle of urine and uttered “Zoinks!” as he slid a foot or so. Then he was shoved into the second bathroom stall where an obese older trucker punched him in the breadbasket and then pulled down his Zubaz before ass-slamming Screech as Screech yelped “Zoinks!” with each anal thrust! The trucker then shoved Screech’s head into the doodoo- filled toilet while confusing to pound away on Screech’s anus! Then trucker suddenly pulled out, yanked Screech’s head from the toilet, and jizzed into Screech’s Jew-fro! The trucked then turned around so his ass was about three inches from Screech’s hook nose and then blasted an insanely loud fart! Screech must have enjoyed it as he doubled over and fell onto the ground flopping around like a fish out of water while jizzing himself! After watching the movie, I looked up the list of actors and saw that Screech played the part of “Anal Rape Victim.” It was weird! |
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Ass Candy | ||
| 02/11/2020 01:25:34 | ||
Derek, I certainly can’t be sure of this. But years ago Slater and Zack had Maxwell Nerdstrom write some malicious code on a chip that Nerdstrom then installed in Kevin. Quite a devious prank. Since then Kevin has been programmed to hate Screech and has frequently attacked him. I wonder if Kevin is programmed like “the Terminator” and his only desire is to seek out Screech and teach him painful anal lessons? All these years later and Zack and Slater are still pranking Screech! |
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Bobby Buttplug | ||
| 01/11/2020 22:31:31 | ||
Screech is so unbelievably annoying that even a robot like Kevin had to teach Screech's anus a lesson! Robots have processors which execute various applications governing their movements or decision-making. Does Kevin have application which implement machine-learning algorithms? Or has Kevin achieved consciousness and now makes his own decisions? Either way, it's pretty hot to think of Kevin the Robot sodomizing Screech! |
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Derek Dingleberry | ||
| 01/11/2020 01:16:44 | ||
Today I was at the truck stop in Bradenton and saw Screech’s quarantine bathroom stall. There was a line out the door to torment him I just wanted to take a whiz and when I got in there was an obese man dropping a huge, foul, turd down into Screech’s stall from the ladder. He was yelling “eat that turd you hooknosed faggot”. It was pretty funny. Then there was a commotion. I turned around to see what was happening and saw Kevin the Robot roll into the bathroom. At first I figured it was a Halloween prank, but it was actually Kevin. He kept going “bzzzt must drain oil” over and over. When he got to Screech’s stall door he ignored the caution tape and used his metal claws to rip the door off. When Screech saw him he yelled “Zoinks” and began to scream. The next thing I knew Kevin had drug Screech out of the stall and ripped off his Zubaz. As he did this Kevin got a massive erection with some kind of steel cock. He began raping Screech while saying funny things like “bzzzt, take that you Zubaz wearing cocksucker”, and “bzzzt, I’ll drain my oil in your ass for abandoning me you hooknosed Jew *******”. Kevin was one angry robot. While Kevin sodomized Screech pandemonium broke out and every guy in the place began jerking off or buttslamming someone while watching the erotic robot/human encounter. I’m no queer but I have to say I was pretty turned on and let that obese trucker who had shat on Screech suck me off. Kevin really gave it to Screech then pulled his huge metal cock out of Screech’s ass and blew an enormous blast of hot oil all over Screech. Screech began screaming in pain and Kevin merely turned around and left some kind of backfire in Screech’s face. It was kind of a funny robot fart. Kevin then wheeled away, leaving Screech laying on the floor covered in 3rd degree burns, oil, shat, urine, blood, and all kinds of other debris. It was an amazing Halloween bathroom fiesta! Kevin is a really cool robot. Screech never should have abandoned him. |
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Bobby Buttplug | ||
| 31/10/2020 04:07:37 | ||
My comment got warped somehow. Here it is again: I was looking in the internet for hardcore porn the other day and came across a website which was similar to IMDB, but just for gay pornos. I checked Dustin Diamond's entry and saw that he is a prolific performer and has appeared in hundreds of gay flicks. He's appeared in over 50 of the "Rim Goblin" titled movies as well as many of the "Rest Stop" ones. Anyhow, I was looking at the titles of the characters he has played and almost all of them are listed as "Victim." Apparently he's frequently on the ass end as an unwilling participant in violent anal sex-themed movies! Obviously we know he is just playing a character as in real life, he's a more than willing participant who enjoys being sodomized and loves eating farts as meals. |
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Joel Cumguzzler | ||
| 31/10/2020 04:00:50 | ||
I was looking in the internet for hardcore porn the other day and came across a website which was similar to IMDB, but just for gay pornos. I checked Dustin Diamond’s entry and saw that he is a prolific performer and has appeared in hundreds of gay flicks. He’s appeared in over 50 of the “Rim Goblin†titled movies as well as many of the “Rest Stop†ones. Anyhow, I was looking at the titles of the characters he has played and almost all of them are listed as “Victim.†Apparently he’s frequently on the ass end as an unwilling participant in violent anal sex-themed movies! Obviously we know he is just playing a character as in real life, he’s a more than willing participant who enjoys being sodomized and loves eating farts as meals. |
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Joel Cumguzzler | ||
| 31/10/2020 03:37:05 | ||
I want to fire my seed down Screech’s throat! |
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He Man | ||
| 30/10/2020 10:19:52 | ||
Hey gang, I visited the truck stop in Bradenton, Florida last night and I confirm Robert Stinkburger's field report. There really was caution tape around one of the bathroom stalls and there was a long line about 10-men deep to use the other stalls. When I walked into the men's room, the rank odor of anus hit me like a freight train - it smelled so ripe! As I waited in line I was surprised to pizza cart located over by the urinals. There was a big fat guy who was selling small personal size deep dish pepperoni pizzas to people in line for the stalls. The pizza guy was also selling 1-liter bottles of Mountain Dew. The pizzas were very greasy and most people in line ate one. The combination of the pizza grease and the soda resulted in quite a few farts and belches from people waiting in line. As I got near the front of the line, the truck driver in front of me walked to the top of the step-ladder and peed onto Screech from above the top of Screech's bathroom stall walls. While this was going on, I positioned my ass in a small gap located along the edge of the stall door, near the hinge. Once my ass was properly positioned, I ripped a loud, smelly pepperoni fart which floated into Screech's face, causing him to utter, "Zoinks!" The guy behind me in line suddenly decided he couldn't wait in line anymore and kicked open the door to Screech's stall and then dropped his jeans and sprayed diarrhea onto Screech's torso, causing Screech to utter "Zoinks cubed!" That dude then grabbed Screech by the hook nose and wiped his ass clean with Screech's Jew fro! That guy must not have been too concerned about catching Covid himself and I think he must be some kind of freak as Screech's Jew fro was already soaked with urine when he wiped his ass clean with it. Weird... |
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