Name: | Tim |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Screech, do you remember that episode when your class rode the bus to the river for white water rafting? Remember how you annoyed the shit out of everyone by singing the "Brady Bunch" song on the bus for 3 hours? Remember when you arrived at the river and saw Rod Belding having sex with the stewardess? Remember when he got mad at you for interrupting and raped you in front of everyone while the kids recited the "Brady Bunch" song again? You sure an important lesson that time! |
August 17, 2012 05:44:22 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Ox |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Screech, remember that episode where your dog, Hound Dog, walked into your room and caught you tossing off to Slater's wrestling picture in the Bayside yearbook...for the 50th time? Remember how Hound Dog panted as he stared at you? Remember how this made you uncomfortable as you smacked away at your tiny cock? Remember when you threw your pillow at him, hoping it would scare him away? Remember when your pillow hit him in the face and he started growling? Remember when Hound Dog started inching toward you while continuing to growl? Remember when you started to get concerned? Remember when Hound Dog jumped up onto your bed and lunged at your tiny cock? Remember when he snapped at your cock and bit down on your tiny manhood? Remember when his bite broke the skin and your cock started bleeding? Remember when you saw that Hound Dog's penis was completely erect? Remember he bit your hand and kept growling at you? Remember when he stuck his canine cock in the direction of your face? Remember |
August 16, 2012 07:25:24 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Sammy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Hey Diamond, I read that Zack and Slater raped you after you lost their place in the line at the mall for the U2 tickets. Did Zack give you any STDs during this homosexual encounter? Is it true that Slater made you lick his asshole and that it smelled like baked tortillas? |
August 16, 2012 07:23:11 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Dao Aachen |
Email: | aachendao{at}gmail.com |
Where are you from: | Germany |
Comments: | He's a fucking douchebag, always has been. |
August 15, 2012 16:28:47 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Neil |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Diamond, which of the following turns you on the most when Belding is taking a dump? (a) the smell; (b) the sound of his farts and feces hitting the toilet water; or (c) the image of watching him expel the contents of his bowels? Get back to me soon so I can masturbate! |
August 15, 2012 09:56:57 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Tony |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Dear dustin (and also whoever created this cool guestbook), I would very much like to fuck you in your asshole and then to spray my warm, watery, sweet corn kernel-infested diarreah all over your head and hair. |
August 13, 2012 18:44:18 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Kurt |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Screech, I have another question for you - when eating out Mr. Belding's asshole, do you enjoy it when he rips a wet fart right into your mouth? Get back to me soon. |
August 13, 2012 09:49:52 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Rick |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Screech, how is Mr. Belding doing? Does he still use your Jewish afro as a urinal? Are your rainbow-colored pants still coated in his crusty cum stains? |
August 13, 2012 09:43:36 (GMT Time) |
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August 12, 2012 01:19:25 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Kurtis |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Diamond, remember that time when you cheated on your gay lover, Mr. Belding? Remember when Belding walked in on you sucking off Zack's dad and got so mad he kicked you into a coma and then ass-raped your lifeless body? |
August 10, 2012 09:39:23 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Sergio Shitlick |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Hey dustin, why don't you climb into my toilet and gobble up my stinky logs you shit-eating assfuck? |
August 9, 2012 21:23:41 (GMT Time) |
Name: | David Liang |
Email: | Dliang{at}nola.gov |
Where are you from: | New Orleans |
Comments: | I grew up watching SBTB. The character of screech seemed to be for comedy relief, a foil and a target for the good looking cool kids. Not a gateway to a Hollywood career but still a memorable character. Instead of moving on, this Diamond guy seems to be forever trying to recapture his glory days by lying, cheating, and generally being a douch. Dude, you were never a star, yet you did better than many minor TV celebrities, so move on and get a job: |
August 7, 2012 03:23:31 (GMT Time) |
Name: | tina |
Email: | christinabaluch{at}yahoo.com |
Where are you from: | asheville, nc |
Comments: | I've always been a huge fan of saved by the bell - watched it growing up and still watch the reruns occasionally now...however...i have ALWAYS...and I mean ALWAYS hated dustin diamond...my husband and I constantly make fun of him and what a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG he is in all the episodes - it's like everyone else was required to act and have a purpose on the show except him - and he was the only one from the original cast ( except belding) who hung on to saved by the bell after it was canceled instead of moving on and growing in his acting career because HE CANNOT ACT - he has absolutely NO talent - and then i start to see him in all these reality shows and discover that not only is he a talentless douche bag fuck he is also an obnoxious jerk asshole...what a fucking waste of life |
August 3, 2012 20:08:20 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Michael Oliver |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Screechie-poo, it's me, Michael Oliver, from Problem Child. I am going to rub my trimmed fire-crotch all over over your face just like Mr. Belding used to do to you. Let's have sex soon. |
August 2, 2012 04:26:48 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Dustin Diamond |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Port Washington, Wisconsin |
Comments: | Hi, this is Dustin Diamond and I just wanted to say that I'm really only truly at my best when I've got a big, thick, juicy black cock stuffed up my rectum. MMMMMMM..... There's nothing that I like better than a log-jam up the 'ol hershey highway and my tight, puckered love-bud is just what your throbbing pricks need, boys! Call me! |
July 29, 2012 19:49:23 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Frankie Fartstain |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Intercourse, Pa. |
Comments: | Hey Dustin, why don't you suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin' asswipe? You're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn cobs up his asshole and then licks the shit off of them afterwards. You can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-suckin', ass-lickin', cunt-faced bitch-hole. Have a nice day. |
July 29, 2012 19:41:10 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Magic Johnson |
Email: | Olongjohnson{at}lakers.org |
Where are you from: | Los Angeles |
Comments: | Hi Dustin was wondering if I can ram your asshole with my huge black dick so I can pass my HIV/AIDS along. K thnx bai |
July 29, 2012 17:16:06 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Tommy Turdface |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Egypt |
Comments: | I heard that dustin diamond likes to drink huge, frothing bowls of his own gooey diarreah and then regurgitate it back into his mother's mouth when he's playing tonsil hockey with her afterwards. He then likes to wash it down with a glass of fresh urine. |
July 27, 2012 21:45:57 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Tammy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | U guyz r funny |
July 26, 2012 18:54:03 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Stephen |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Screech, how many gallons of semen did Mr. Belding pump up your ass when were were in high school at Bayside? |
July 26, 2012 08:33:13 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Ox |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Screech, remember that episode where you scored some crack rock from Johnny Dakota? Remember how you paid for the crack by eating out Johnny's ass and then letting him have anal sex with you? |
July 25, 2012 17:20:37 (GMT Time) |
Name: | al |
Email: | swkdls{at}yahoo.com |
Where are you from: | sd |
Comments: | Seriously, fuck that walking cancer. |
July 24, 2012 17:04:10 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Amy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | North Carolina |
Comments: | Hi Dustin, I'm a big fan of you and saved by the bell and I was just wondering if you ever got the chance to fuck elizabeth berkely in the ass because she seemed like a nice girl and I thought that you two would've made a cute couple. |
July 17, 2012 20:18:40 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Little Billy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | A small town in Alaska |
Comments: | Hey dustin I was just wondering if you liked to smoke pot because if you did i thought that maybe we could get really high and then assfuck. |
July 17, 2012 20:15:30 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Bernie |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Peabody, Texas |
Comments: | All you haters of dustin diamond better shut the fuck up - The man is a geek, a god, and a much-needed hero for these troubled times. His butthole is also so dilated from repeated ass-reamings that you could drop a golf ball into it. |
July 17, 2012 20:01:51 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Luke |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Hey Dustin I just wanted to share my fantasy with you, my sister has SBTB on DVD and sometimes I sneak them to my room and I jerk off thinking of this scene I made up. Basically I am a new student and I get on Zach's bad side and he gets revenge in the toilets when he, Slater and you all gang rape me, Slater and Zach double penetrate my virgin ass and I suck your dick hard and then you all cum on my face and we kiss and cum swap and then you all humiliate me by pissing all over my skinny body. |
July 14, 2012 23:29:32 (GMT Time) |
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July 14, 2012 17:07:45 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Neil Diamond |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Dustin, this is your father, singer Neil Diamond. I am disowning you because you are a disgrace to the Diamond name, you Zubaz-wearing cocksucker! |
July 6, 2012 06:51:09 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Kurt Steinberg |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Key West, FL |
Comments: | Diamond, I just took a massive dump but have not yet flushed the toilet. Please get over here STAT and gobble down my feces!!! I'll piss in your Jew-fro while you dunk your head in the toilet. You must be creaming your Zubaz right now thinking about this tremendous opportunity!!! |
June 25, 2012 02:01:43 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Eddie Jackson |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Dustin Diamond is a geek and a god. |
May 30, 2012 16:52:04 (GMT Time) |
Name: | ROCCO |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Diamond, please confirm you currently are employed sucking dudes cocks at a rest stop gloryhole? Is it also true you live under a bridge with your gay lover Michael "Problem Child" Oliver? |
May 26, 2012 02:53:28 (GMT Time) |
Name: | I have |
Email: | ihave{at}have.ih |
Where are you from: | Israel |
Comments: | Hi I have been ripped off by distin diemond too aswell |
May 9, 2012 21:17:25 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Me |
Email: | Sillysausage{at}hitmail.com |
Where are you from: | Somewhere in the world |
Comments: | Dustin is a swell dude. |
April 24, 2012 02:13:01 (GMT Time) |
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April 23, 2012 19:28:49 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Neil |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Hey Diamond, remember that time when you were in class at Bayside and your burped? Remember how the entire classroom instantly reeked of the smell of Slater's cock, which you had been sucking on 10 minutes earlier? Stupid faggot! |
March 30, 2012 05:43:16 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Gaylord |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Let's have gay sex soon! Meet me at a gas station mens room tomorrow night. |
March 27, 2012 11:12:04 (GMT Time) |
Name: | |
Email: | |
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March 24, 2012 09:17:36 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Dustin Diamond |
Email: | sbtb4eva{at}hotmail.com |
Where are you from: | California |
Comments: | Hey girl, I stumbled upon your website when I was googling myself (hahhehe) And I am so sorry that you got ripped off from the shirt company. I had no part in people not receiving their shirts. I hope that you can stop this anger towards me, as I had nothing to do with this shirt issue! Keep it real, :) Love, Dustin aka SCREEECH! ;) |
March 24, 2012 08:42:36 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Steve |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Dustin, do you have to wear a colostomy bag because Belding tore your asshole while anally raping you in his trailer on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set between takes? |
March 20, 2012 12:48:12 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Ronnie |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | hey dustin man would it be alright if I sprayed my gooey diarreah all over your face and then shot my load in your mouth? |
March 18, 2012 23:11:18 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Blake |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Hey dustin i want u to lick my asshole and then swirl the shit around your mouth as you moan and groan with pleasure. |
March 16, 2012 21:54:38 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Amy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Winfield, Texas |
Comments: | Hi dustin I just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan of you and saved by the bell and i was just wondering if you ever got the chance to fuck Elizabeth Berkely in the ass because she seemed like a nice girl and i think that that you two would've made a cute couple. |
March 14, 2012 17:26:53 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Little Billy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Justin Bieber's butthole |
Comments: | Hi dustin I was just wondering if you liked to smoke pot because if you did I thought that maybe we could get really high and then assfuck. |
March 14, 2012 17:22:50 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Dustin Diamond |
Email: | levontaun{at}gmail.com |
Where are you from: | LA |
Comments: | Hey, if you still want your shirts, email me. Sorry for the mix-up, I never got the email. Please give me a chance to fix it. Thanks! 0ustin |
March 8, 2012 08:03:43 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Beans Baxter |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Hey dustin, eat my shit, you goddammned, ass-lickin', shit-eatin', fart-snortin', cunt-suckin' fuckhole. |
February 14, 2012 21:38:10 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Rick Bawls |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | San Antonio |
Comments: | Yeah it's true man, dussin diamond licks up his own shit and then washes it down with it down with a glass of fresh urine.. ahhhhhh - I can almost taste it now, dustin, you cum-guzzling little freak.. |
February 13, 2012 00:27:20 (GMT Time) |
Name: | NEil |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Boystown |
Comments: | Hey there sailor! Meet me in the Phillips 66 gas station men's room tomorrow night at 10:45 PM for a golden shower. I will also attempt to shit in your curly 'fro. |
February 9, 2012 11:37:13 (GMT Time) |
Name: | randy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | hi dustin- big fan man.. |
February 8, 2012 22:56:53 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Neil |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Hey Screech, remember that time during Mr. Tuttle's class when you burped and then the entire room reeked of the smell of cock as a result of your penis breath? |
February 6, 2012 11:36:58 (GMT Time) |
Name: | |
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January 26, 2012 04:41:00 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Me |
Email: | Me{at}mymail.com |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | "So here's my story. I was listening to the Howard Stern show..." That's the end of the story. If you were listening to Howard Stern, then whatever horrible, disgusting thing ever happened to you after. You deserved it. |
January 20, 2012 03:15:34 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Joel Cumstain |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Diamond, is it true that your dad is the singer Neil Diamond? Any truth to the rumor that you eat out his ass several times a day and enjoy it when he farts in your face? |
January 19, 2012 19:24:22 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Fatty |
Email: | fateh1986.ff{at}gmail.com |
Where are you from: | Planet Earth |
Comments: | I was googling the old saved by the bell cast and came across this site Duuude this guy is screeeerccchhh!!! but i totally big you up for this site lol. fucking awesome |
January 19, 2012 04:23:20 (GMT Time) |
Name: | bleato |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | hi dustin your rad and i luv u |
Comments: | |
January 17, 2012 23:35:33 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Witty in WI |
Email: | humes_v{at}yahoo.com |
Where are you from: | Wisconsin |
Comments: | Know his address; ROOOOOOFFFFF STOMPED HIS PUNK ASS! (Involves climbing on one's roof, oft'n at an odd hour during the early morning and around Christmas as if to mimic Santa, and stomping, running, creating as many cacophonous sounds as possible) |
January 13, 2012 19:19:56 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Eddie Arnold |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | t.v. land |
Comments: | Hey dustin, will you lick the creamy shit and piss out of my asshole? I think that would be alot of fun and would satisfy your hunger for hot and juicy man-ass.. |
January 11, 2012 23:21:15 (GMT Time) |
Name: | NDNntheCupboard |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Epsilom, AZ |
Comments: | Yeah. Dick. Here's an idea "screech"... let people pay to punch your face in. You'll be rich in no time. |
January 3, 2012 21:05:42 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Timmy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Duskin, when did u become openly gay? i think it was brave of you to come of of the closet and become so flamboyant. thank you for sucking off your fans at gas station men's rooms. the gay community is proud of you!!!!!!!! |
December 30, 2011 10:21:30 (GMT Time) |
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December 30, 2011 02:01:58 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Neil |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Hey Screech, do your lips get excessively chapped from sucked off Mr. Belding and giving his rusty trombones in the cold and dry winter air? |
December 27, 2011 04:42:10 (GMT Time) |
Name: | mr. belding |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | bayside high |
Comments: | Hey, hey, hey - What is going on here??!! |
December 22, 2011 17:53:49 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Tony |
Email: | chevy45497{at}yahoo.com |
Where are you from: | Philadelphia |
Comments: | Hey Dustin, I see your still a bitch and a cocksucker. I offer to fight your ass in a MMA match. It figures that a pussy like you would chicken out. Later pussy ass bitch. |
December 18, 2011 06:08:33 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Rob jackson |
Email: | robjacksontop{at}aol.com |
Where are you from: | Philly |
Comments: | Dustin is more than just a dick. He's a turd. |
December 16, 2011 03:48:08 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Dustin |
Email: | asjK{at}sdfkj.com |
Where are you from: | LA |
Comments: | This is Dustin and I'd like to offer my side of the story. Those shirts were supposed to dig me out of a financial crisis. I didn't realize how popular the Howard Stern show was until I started getting the PayPal transactions. I made over 3 million dollars in just over 20 days. And nobody got shirts. So thanks for the money and thanks for letting me share my side of the story. --Dustin |
December 9, 2011 13:53:23 (GMT Time) |
Name: | AC Slater |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | Mexico |
Comments: | Screech, remember when you stole my smelly wrestling singlet after wrestling practice back in 1992 and were caught smelling the sweaty ass portion while pleasuring yourself? You were the biggest fag at Bayside! |
December 7, 2011 11:46:24 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Scott "Demon" Freeman |
Email: | knothed68{at}yahoo.com |
Where are you from: | South Carolina |
Comments: | Hey, I think this is really funny bc you had 45 days to get your money back and you let that go.. You could've have saved your money and just took him to small claims court and got your $50 plus damages up to $5,000.. The good thing is you prolly still have time to do that depending on your state you live in Kelly.. I don't think it's funny that he fucked you out your shirts when you was doing it to help his dump ass!! Now take him to court so you can pay for this site... lmao Good luck Kelly! |
December 6, 2011 21:56:25 (GMT Time) |
Name: | gay dude |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Dustin, I want to have unprotected butt sex with you to give you my STDs. Do you already have herpes and HIV? We're gonna have some fun tearing your rectum! |
December 6, 2011 18:26:59 (GMT Time) |
Name: | little billy |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | screech i luv watching u on sbtb!!! you are so funny. my pee pee gets hard looking at you. will u suk my cock and lick my butthole? i want to give u anal sex. i am 12 years old. i luv u!!!! |
December 6, 2011 09:50:37 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Neil |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Screech, will you give me a sloppy rimjob if I pay you $2? |
December 5, 2011 05:25:28 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Flengo |
Email: | |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Zoink if you want to go faster, Screechy! |
December 4, 2011 15:57:53 (GMT Time) |
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December 3, 2011 20:11:10 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Paul |
Email: | kerrywfan{at}gmail.com |
Where are you from: | DC |
Comments: | Hello - I got my signed shirt. Want it? |
December 3, 2011 03:14:36 (GMT Time) |
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December 1, 2011 23:55:08 (GMT Time) |