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| Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Nov 2016 03:43:35 GMT I heard that a new gay porno is coming out where Anthony Rizzo has rough anal sex with Steve Bartman while Bill Murray, Kris Bryant, and David Ross sing "Go Cubs, Go!" and Jason Heyward gives a motivational speech to inspire Anthony to really give it to Bartman! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 07 Nov 2016 03:33:19 GMT Just saw a porn movie marked hetero but I'm not sure. Anthony was tied up and a giant fat lady sodomized him with a large strap on dildo while an even fatter lady continuously queefed in his face. Anthony really seemed to enjoy it. It made me sick. |
| Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 07 Nov 2016 00:09:34 GMT Just saw a hot gay porn flick with Anthony and Richard Greico! There were many 21 Jumpster comments and at the end Richard blasted ass in Anthony's face and told him he was under arrest. Not much of a plot, but off the charts in spankabikity! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 22:42:33 GMT Seeing Screech in that super gay yellow suit gets me really horny. I'm not sure why he's on this page but I would love to see Anthony anally pounding him in that yellow suit! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 16:08:47 GMT When I heard Steve Bartman wasn't part of the SNL show I smashed my TV and shit my pants! What an insult!!! Bartman was an integral part of the World Series victory and he not being sodomized onstage at SNL is the crime of the century!! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 13:08:20 GMT hey anthony, where was steve bartman during your SNL appearance? it would have been funny if you had brought him with you as some type of S&M gimp and the slapped him around before allowing a billygoat to sodomize him |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 06:36:12 GMT Anthony, that was cool you appeared on Saturday Night Live with Dexter Fowler, David Ross, and Bill Murray to sing "Go Cubs Go." But I thought it was crappy that you left out the true star of the World Series, Jason Heyward, who was the most important part of the World Series team by giving his motivational speech during the game 7 rain delay |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 06 Nov 2016 05:18:44 GMT WH is there a picture of screech in the top right hand corner of this page? He does look a bit like rizzo I guess |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:10:02 GMT I heard that the entire Cubs team raped Steve Bartman, sacrificed his body to the gods, and then buried his corpse in Graceland Cemetery, about 1/2 mile north of Wrigley Field. The entire team is planning on eating lunch at the Taco Bell near Wrigley Field on Sunday, drinking several refills apiece of Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and then visiting the cemetery to fart and piss on Bartman's grave! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 05:47:55 GMT I just saw a behind the scenes Cubs parade tribute on the Spice channel. It was amazingly hot and I lost a load when Joe Maddon teabagged Steve Bartman while a Billy goat pissed and shit all over Bartman's chest. Anthony then appeared and sprayed both Maddon and Bartman with diarrhea! That bus must have been rank by the end the parade. I bet they just burned them! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 04:09:03 GMT Damn it seems like Steve Bartman was the main attraction today! I hope they release video of the bus antics and Heyward's speech! I'm heading to Chicago myself in the hopes I can have sex with Steve Bartman in a dumpster by the Water Tower. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 19:28:44 GMT I just watched the Cubs rally in Grant Park. Over a million Cubs fans cheered when Rizzo and Maddon raped a billygoat and then jerked off into Steve Bartman's mouth! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 16:47:58 GMT I heard on WGN that Steve Bartman is on the Cubs bus servicing the penis and ass needs of the Cubs players. Jason Hayward gave another of his trademark motivational speeches while Bartman ate out Kris Bryant's ass and Anthony Rizzo ass-slammed him! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 16:28:14 GMT I am so hot right now. Ever since I heard Steve Bartman will be Anthony's dare to the parade tomorrow I've had a massive erection! I hope that while Bartman is sodomized many of the Cubs take a moment to rip a bare ass fart on his nose! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 23:19:03 GMT I'm already sick of listening to Cubs fans go on and on about the World Series as if the team did something no other team could do. It's great they won the World Series, but this team would have been beaten by many of the other winners in recent years (including the 2005 White Sox!). So Cubs fans need to stop sucking each other's dicks right now.P.S. I'm really looking forward to Bartman being viciously sodomized during the parade tomorrow. I bet WGN hosts a special program in honor of this anal violation! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 21:28:44 GMT Hahahaha there's a picture of Steve Fartman in the corner. Figures he's been taking it square in the brown eye from Rizzo the Jizzo |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 21:00:34 GMT There is a big parade scheduled for Friday in Chicago. I heard that Steve Bartman is going to be ass-raped by all of the Cubs players and then sacrificed to the gods. Why can't they just leave guy alone??? |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 13:29:23 GMT It only took 108 years to figure out how to fool the pee test while being juiced to the gills. Rizzo, Bryant, Zobrist, and that pillsbury doughboy Shwarber showing off more roid acne than McGwire. Same goes for that old man who popped off to straightaway center. MLB please clean up the game so we don't have to sit back and watch cheaters prosper. PED's are rampant again. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 06:39:47 GMT Yeah, that was hilarious when Heyward essentially took credit for calming the Cubs down by calling a team meeting. He struck out on a ball in the dirt nowhere near the strike zone with the bases loaded in the 10th! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 05:56:30 GMT I won't travel to Chicago for at least 3 months after this. I bet the streets will be covered his jizz, piss, and shit and the entire city will smell like farts for at least that long! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 05:55:46 GMT NEWSFLASH: GOD IS A CUB FAN! Causes rain delay, instructs JHey to call team meeting during delay and do the "Rah Rah" thing, Cubs then rally to win WS (no help from JHey with bases loaded strikeout) in 10th. Can't believe this worthless clowns' nerve to act like the team leader after scamming the Cubs out of $21,666,666.666 this year. After his pathetic year and worthless playoff performance, teammates should have laughed him out of the club house. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 05:55:20 GMT It would be awesome to see Murray and Rizzo's spitroast Bartman. His interview with Heyward was hilarious as he pretty much said he makes a ton of money and sucked expect for some defensive plays. I bet Murray would donkey punch Bartman by bashing him over the head with his champagne bottle! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 05:45:37 GMT I want to watch Bill Murray and Anthony Rizzo spit-roast Steve Bartman to celebrate! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 05:13:26 GMT I live in the Gold Coast in Chicago. I hear lots of idiots outside yelling and honking their horns. There must be hundreds of gallons of semen on the ground now from all of the gay fans having sex in the street |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:53:39 GMT Maddon was really lucky. People will forget his numerous stupid moves over the past two games |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:48:27 GMT Maddon got really lucky. This game will be analyzed, but no one will care at all. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:37:31 GMT He was never very good with the Braves. He was supposed to be the next superstar but never developed into one. Shocked when the Cubs gave him that contract. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:33:58 GMT Heyward is very overpaid. I couldn't believe it when the Cubs signed him to a $184 million contract, as he's never been anything close to a superstar |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:29:16 GMT Next year I'm going to the Jason Heyward sucks board with a fury. Most overpaid guy in baseball. He's been horrendous this post season. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:24:31 GMT This makes me feel good for Chapman. Dude left everything he had out there and was worked like a dog by Maddon. Now Anthony will be a good mood for some rough sex post game! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:20:51 GMT It would be hysterical if they put both Maddon and Bartman in the stocks outside Wrigley so people could come by and fart in their faces and sodomize them with the "W" flags! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:13:46 GMT Cubs fans will whip Maddon and Steve Bartman in the nuts with car antennas if the team loses! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:12:28 GMT Cubs fans should sodomize Maddon with a flagpole with on of those stupid "W" flags if they blow this! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:09:54 GMT If the Cubs lose they should stick Maddon in the stocks outside Wrigley for the off season so anyone who wants to can come by and rip farts in his face or have him tongue their anus. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:07:14 GMT It would be funny if the idiot Cubs fans blame Bartman for this choke! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:06:32 GMT Imagine how Steve Bartman feels right now. He probably thought he was going to get the monkey off his back by having the Cubs finally win. But Maddon put an end to that...I don't think that Cubs fans will ever forgive Maddon, regardless of how many anuses he tongues, if the Cubs blow this! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:55:28 GMT I had a feeling this was the night Maddon would get burned. He screwed over Lester bringing him in mid inning and did the same to Chapman. Anyone could see Chapman doesn't have his normal stuff. So he sends him back out in the 9th. If the Cubs win it will all be forgotten. But if they lose Maddon will need to tongue millions of anus's in the Chicago area to make amends. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:47:22 GMT I cannot believe Maddon is pitching Chapman in the bottom of the 9th! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:21:33 GMT Man, using Chapman yesterday really blew up in the Cubs' faces! I cannot believe it!!! If they blow this, this is all on Maddon for his mind-bogglingly stupid move yesterday!!!Anthony, I will actually tongue your anus to make you feel better as this isn't your fault! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 02:50:58 GMT I have solid info no matter who wins Kris Bryant, Anthony, and Mike Napoli have an arrangement to hook up in a janitors closet right after the game! Damn I hope they later play that on the Spice Channel! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 02:05:19 GMT If the Cubs lose this game it will be on Maddon. He makes to many absurd decisions. He gets away with many of them but sooner or later will get burned. He will then need to head to the Cubs locker room for gay sex with Anthony to feel a little bit better. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 01:53:55 GMT Noticed Rizzo made a gesture to Napoli where he got his attention then proceeded to chase a mosquito around the dugout. A nod to bug-chasing I assume. Crazy strange men |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 01:06:44 GMT Damn I just saw a nasty fart cloud come out of Rizzo's ass! He just ripped a nasty one in the catchers face! To retaliate the catcher had the pitcher hit him intentionally! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 23:34:56 GMT Anthony is ate nothing but cabbage and Brussels sprouts all day so he will have horrid gas tonight. He will fart this awful concoction right in the Indians catchers face rendering him useless. What a devious bastard! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 23:12:53 GMT Anthony showed up an hour early to give his queer fans an opportunity to compare cocks with him in a men's room. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 11:09:07 GMT Hahaha just stumbled on this page and holy cow, turns out this dago bastard is pretty gay. Go back to your country you homo loser. Filthy SOB |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 08:22:18 GMT What the hell was Maddon thinking using Chapman in game 6 when the Cubs had a 5-run lead? That type of foolish managerial decision is going to come back to bite the Cubs in the ass if Game 7 is even close. I do wonder whether Maddon was distracted by having Rizzo's tongue in his ass when that decision was made... |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 04:45:31 GMT I predict Anthony will hit a home run in game 7 and while rounding the bases he will drop his pants and begin jerking off in salute to all the queers back at Wrigley Field. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:36:39 GMT Anthony is it true you are dating Danny Devito? Is it true you read these posts in the dugout between innings? Is it true you fart on your hand and smell it? |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:30:29 GMT Anthony, I want to ass-slam you to thank you for hitting that home run. I will give you a reach-around during this. I will pull out and blow a huge load into your mouth to provide you with the necessary protein you will need to recover for Wednesday's game |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:24:48 GMT Anthony please admit that you demanded Joe Maddon put in Chapman to pitch or you were going to rape him between innings! There is no other reason I can think that Maddon would do such a stupid thing. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 02:35:56 GMT Anthony the moment you get back to Chicago I demand I be the first to take a dump in your mouth. I will be waiting on the tarmac and will have eaten nothing but Taco Bell for days. Win or lose you're in for a fun time buddy! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 02:15:33 GMT Anthony, I have to take a dump. I want to expel a yummy, mouth-watering turd right into your mouth for you to gobble down! We need to hook up for some deviant homosexual sex soon!!!! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 02:03:48 GMT Thought a drunk Bill Murray was doing a drunk Harry Caray impersonation until I found out he was doing a drunk Daffy Duck. (pretty sure they had to retire that poor beer soaked microphone.) Hey Joe, Anthony, and gang, why don't u kids wear Daffy Duck PJs on the plane back to dumpy Wrigley and the drunk Harry statue? After blowing the teams first WS in 71 years, u all would feel warm and fuzzy getting sauced. The Press and fans would love u for it and all would be forgiven since they have supported u losers 4 sooooooo many "drinking with Harry party" losses. (LOL, these clowns are the gift that keeps on giving to us Card fans, we don't have to make this stuff up - they keep writing the script for us.) |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 01 Nov 2016 22:51:19 GMT UPDATE FROM JOE MADDON: "On second thought, if we continue to snatch DEFEAT from the jaws of VICTORY, we'll just celebrate the same way because, it could be another 108 years before we get another sniff of a WS championship." |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 01 Nov 2016 22:48:30 GMT NEWS FLASH: ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOE MADDON: "If, by a series of lucky breaks (or acts of God), we Cubbies snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, all Cub players must show up for WS celebration wearing Daffy Duck PJs, Batman PJs, Superman PJs, or some other ridiculous kids pajamas of your choice. Non-compliance will ban you from attending. We want to show the world what REAL men act like. Also, real LIVE baby Cubs and real Circus Clowns will be provided at no cost for your entertainment. For your listening pleasure, Harry Carays' drunken rendition of "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" will be looped endlessly on a blaring sound system. Master of Ceremonies will be Jason Heyward, who will have made this all possible and will be honored as Cubs MVP of the year. The award for Cubs MPP, (Most Petulant Player), will go to John Lackey for his childish, sulky, bad temper. As mature, grown men representing a team who hasn't sniffed a WS championship in 108 years, I am sure you will want to join me in showing the world how grown men should celebrate such an historic occasion." |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 01 Nov 2016 20:07:53 GMT I think I saw Anthony in line at the Taco Bell across from Wrigley Field on Saturday. He was wearing a pink g-string, flip-flops, and nothing else. I'm pretty sure it was him - he was still wearing eyeblack and he smelled like farts! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 01 Nov 2016 04:30:57 GMT Sophomore (21:07:20), do you think that listing random acronyms makes you seem extra intelligent? Is anyone here supposed to know what "acausrg" or "ASRB" mean? According to Google, "ASRB" stands for Agricultural Scientists Recruitment Board. I'm so glad that you turned that dude into the Agricultural Scientists Recruitment Board! Perhaps you should take the cock out of your mouth when typing a message? |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 01 Nov 2016 03:24:01 GMT After last nights game I saw Anthony at the Cubby Bear. He was grinding up against some dude and then out of nowhere a flap opened up from his pants and he shit on the floor. It was highly erotic. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 23:46:54 GMT Tattle tell all you want, Anthony the biggest peter puffer in baseball |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 22:09:02 GMT Oooh sophomore 4 40 gonna git it now!its a good thing as I'm only here to discuss his game |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:07:20 GMT Sophomore 4 40 52 has been turned in to the acausrg board for further review of violations of the ASRB. Continue to monitor and display. |
