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| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:06:20 GMT Man. The Seasons over. Now what we gonna do? Maybe JaHey will get caught blowing Trump. Or, worse , going down on Hillary. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 02:31:35 GMT That should be: "to save himself from utter humiliation AS THE HIGHEST PAID CUB," |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 02:25:21 GMT Here is the inside scoop on how J-Hey pulled off his WS coup to become a legendary & loved WS hero in all of the future history books: Knowing he had stunk to high heaven for the entire WS by contributing zilch for his team, he conjoured up a plan to save face. First, he prayed to God in high heaven to send rain to stop the game. And so it was that high heaven sent rain. Now, all he had to do was put the rest of his plan to work and the rest is history. That is how a player who hadn't done squat, to save himself from utter humiliation, hijacked the 2016 World Series thunder from all of the real Cub heroes. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 05 Nov 2016 02:21:38 GMT Except for that "puss bar" on his batting helmet , I had trouble at times this year separating J Hayshit from "Point Dexter Fowler. Seniority rules here - Jay Hey, shave off the black just for men beard until u finally become one ! Think u should put ur unearned WS ring up for lottery here in your Forum for ur loyal followers. It's only right that u do this. It will only make ur finger turn green. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 22:30:21 GMT Yep, it was one the most miserable, pathetic, wretched, pitiful, choke job at bats in WS history. But he's the medias' WS hero darling who contributed ABSOLUTELY nothing at the plate to help the for the ENTIRE series! Beyond comprehension but true. |
| Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 21:34:05 GMT I just reviewed Heyward's last at-bat again. His second strike was on a pitch which bounced three feet in front of home plate. The last strike was on a pitch which bounced off home plate! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 18:50:13 GMT Has anyone heard or read of any Cubs player other than Heyward himself, who has credited Heyward with single-handedly motivating the Cubs to win game 7? |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 18:36:07 GMT Damn - this is a good Forem. Keep it going. Did any of u ever write for Mad Magazine ? |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 18:32:23 GMT Cubs team invited to White House. Cool. But the coolest thing is Obama specifically want Jay hey to be the head valet and stay outside to park the cars. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 18:24:19 GMT Watching Cubs appreciation aknowlegement hoping J-hey strikeout inspires me NOT to torch his #22 jersey ha. Just kidding. Does ANYBODY really have one ???? Never seen Anybody ever wear one. --- WTF would ??? Bad Christmas present for that son in law u really don't care for. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 18:05:08 GMT This is what national media SHOULD be writing about Jason Heyward: Jason Heyward offensively had already had possibly THE most pathetic WS performance in the history of pathetic performances. In the 10th inning, game 7, WS championship at stake, 1 out, bases loaded, 2 run lead, he strikes out miserably on a pitch in the dirt. Just putting the ball in play very possibly scores a crucial insurance run, but Cubs score no more thanks mainly to J-Hey. Cleveland rallies, scores a run with tying run on first. A double, single & error, who knows, could have tied the game and instantly, J-Hey would have been the biggest GOAT of this WS. But they don't score. After Cubs celebrate first WS Championship in 108 years, Heyward tells media, with great pride, that HE and HE alone, Jason Alias Heyward, had caused the Cub rally in the 10th inning. He ALONE had commanded them to go out and rally to win the WS, of course knowing that he himself would fail miserably if needed. If there was an award for a player with the most narcissistic, egotistical, arrogant GALL, that award would go to Jason Alias Heyward, hands down, NO CONTEST!!! ---- I'm waiting, media. I know ONE of you will finally write THE TRUE STORY! I'm waiting, Cub teammates. I know MOST of you are THINKING it! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 17:51:10 GMT Is Heyward going to become a professional motivational speaker, like Tony Robbins? He should release some infomercials explaining how he willed the Cubs to victory and was the MVP of the season regardless of his mediocre stats! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 09:53:40 GMT Does anyone else think that Maddon is suffering from some form of adult-onset Down's Syndrome? Corky from Life Goes On would have made better pitching decisions that Maddon did during the final two games of the World Series... |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 09:49:22 GMT According to this article in the Chicago Sun Times, Jason Heyward's motivational speech apparently made him the most valuable Cub in the World Series:http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/jason-heyward-crying-cubs-and-the-best-rain-delay-of-all-time/ |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 09:43:52 GMT It is a travesty that Jason Heyward was not named World Series MVP. Yes, he only hit .104 during the World Series, but his motivation speech during the Game 7 rain delay was more important and more valuable than any of the hits that Zobrist or the other players got. Just ask him and he'll tell you just how valuable he was... |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 06:18:55 GMT Thank God there isn't an 8 th game like the olden days ! Whatever that steaming drink Madden was constantly seen sipping was actually high grade idiot oil. Does he change wives as soon as they have a menstral cycle too? No , absolutely NO VOTES for his quick draw ass this post season ! Some Really assinine pitching moves by him. My respect for his game management went from an A to a D minus. WTF were u drinking Joe Blow? Lucky for u Cubs won this; otherwise ur ass is on the grill all winter into Spring. PS. Get some relievers u can trust in then! Chapman is a. 9th inning man, and that is all ! Just a 1 pitch wonder. But to "Showcase" him for 3 games! As I say, Joe, u are 1 lucky Mo- Fo this idiosy didn't blow up in ur face. Real Lucky ! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 05:27:42 GMT Heard ( for a fact). That JaHey (shit) is really in this country illegally, and will be de-ported immediately ! Maddon states that he was about to make that change too. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 05:11:18 GMT Keep em coming, I'm lovin' it! Great comedy! See who can write the most hilarious post about one of the most ludicrous sports stories ever! USA Today story (and others) makes you want to vomit! Doesn't even mention what Heyworthless did in 10th inning that could have made him a WS goat had Cleveland managed to score the tying run from 1st base in their 10th. Absolute journalistic malpractice, to say the least! LOL |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 04:23:42 GMT ADDITIONAL STATEMENT FROM ZIG ZIGLAR: "As has been announced, the worlds' greatest and most loved motivational speaker of all time, Jason Heyward, has agreed to fly to Zurich, Switzerland to keynote our World conference for the next 8 years. And to do so for the paltry sum of a measely $23 million per year. We are humbled by such sacrifice from a man, who wanted to be a Cub so bad, he also offered his world class motivational speaking skills to the Cubs. In return, the Cubs agreed to let him pretend to be a Major League hitter in their lineup, also for 8 years, for an equally paltry sum of money. These 2 humble, sacrificial agreements has left Jason in dire straits financially. To remedy this situation, being the worlds' foremost loved motivational speaker, we will be setting up a GoFundMe account for Jason on our Facebook page. I know that all of you who know and love Jason, especially all you grateful Cub fans(YOU know what he did), will want to generously "give till it hurts" to this most lovable of men." |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 03:05:06 GMT BREAKING NEWS: JUST IN, Norman Vincent Peale, Zig Ziglar, and other top World motivational speakers have invited Jason Heyward to be the keynote speaker at next year's "World Conference of Motivational Speakers". Peale said of Heyward, "We are honored to have as keynote speaker the World's foremost motivational speaker, who not only can make it rain, but can command teammates to do things that he can only dream of doing and they obey. We can all learn from his astounding magical skills. He has humbly agreed to also keynote our next 7 yearly conferences at a sacrificial total of only $184 million. We know we will all look forward to humbly sitting to learn at the Masters feet! " |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 02:22:47 GMT NEW BREAKING NEWS: Norman Vincent Peale, Zig Zeigler, |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 01:56:08 GMT I believe Heyward speech was something like "I might sucks, and have done nothing to help us win, but I make the most money so listen up yo. I ain't gonna do shit. So you bastards need to get to it. I gots my money. Go get yours nigga!" |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 04 Nov 2016 00:53:38 GMT Heyward would be more valuable to the Cubs if he simply gave motivational speeches and possibly also drove the team bus or did the team's laundry. He clearly isn't cutting it on the ball field... |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 21:51:33 GMT BREAKING NEWS: Another endorsement. Jason Heyward signs deal with Marvel Comics to debut new action hero-- "Rain Man." Motivational speaker by day, rain man by night...The Rain is his secret source of power... A curve ball and fast ball are his kryptonite. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 20:59:05 GMT Jason Heyward "The Rain Man" |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 20:53:07 GMT MORE BREAKING NEWS: Chicago Cubs outfielder Jason Heyward has just signed a new endorsement deal and will be flown to the Stanley Cup Finals, Superbowl and NBA Finals to speak to the favored teams before they suit up for the final period/quarter. He will be paid $23 million per speech. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 20:33:19 GMT BREAKING NEWS : Heyward to miss Chicago celebratory parade ; hops 1 engine prop to Phoenix to work on his bench riding skills in AZ Fall League. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 20:10:26 GMT You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still just a pig. They have put it on extra, extra thick all over on this pig. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 19:45:07 GMT Most of us have known for a long time how worthless this guy is as MLB hitter. Now, the whole world knows it! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 19:41:22 GMT These last dozen or more posts on this forum have been some of the funniest (but mostly clean) posts I have ever read! Cub fan or not, the humor has been excellent. Keep it up. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 16:17:31 GMT Rookie 15:57:42 & Sophmore 15:25:13 and others: GREAT POSTS!! Couldn't have said it better! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 16:01:12 GMT Joe Maddon and Jason Heyward got away with murder... |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 15:57:42 GMT This just in "HEYWARD ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT." Says he has nothing else to prove after single-handedly ending the Cub's 108 year streak... Plans for a Heyward Statue are underway at Wrigley. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 15:25:13 GMT And remember, Cubs only won by 1 run. That strike out with bases loaded and 1 out could have been devastating to the Cubs. Now he's being treated as a pretend WS hero by teammates and media? I don't know if I have ever seen a more ludicrous, laughable, more lunatic story in my life to PRETEND this worthless POC is some sort of a WS hero. The average baseball fan is laughing their heads off. Their eyes didn't lie to them, his stats don't lie to them. But teammates and media tell us that they do! The jokes on them, we all know the TRUTH! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 14:55:05 GMT Heyward has some set of balls. He was completely worthless during the World Series and even struck out on a ball in the dirt with the bases loaded in the 10th. However, he essentially claimed during his post-game interview on FOX, that he called that team meeting and was therefore the spark for the victory! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 14:40:58 GMT .104 post season hitter is your motivational speaker. ops for the playoffs of .307 |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 14:39:42 GMT Exactly! Hey sophmore 07:20:21, it was all over the tube after the game. Heyworthless had called a team meating during the rain delay and gave a historic, momentum changing, monumental, MVP caliber, mind blowing pep talk to his teammates! Even tho he struck out with bases loaded in 10th, went 0 for 5 and had absolutely no contribution to any of the Cubs 4 wins, he now is a cherished and loved $23 mil a year "motivational speaker" worth every bit of his $184 million. That is, if you listen to him, his idiotic teammates, and the fawning press. Now do you understand how ridiculous the whole scenario is? |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 13:04:39 GMT The $184 million dollar motivational speaker. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 07:36:25 GMT What the heck we gonna rip now that it's the Off /Season & Heyshit has cashed his checks & bought a kilo of Peruvian flake to "kick back & relax with, ya know, as a bona fide real WS hero. Have fun in the Off-Season --- but ur over paid ass Better show up next year !! You skated by with a good supporting cast. How about stepping up ur weak ass game about 200 percent? Do u wear a clown mask when u walk into ur bank to cash the pop out check ?? U suk !! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 07:20:21 GMT In the end I am absulutely ecstatic about the cubs winning the WS. What Cub fan wouldn't be ? But what is this shit about giving Heyshit credit for the rally ?? I completely don't understand !! S |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 05:52:01 GMT NEWSFLASH: GOD IS A CUB FAN! Causes rain delay, instructs JHey to call team meeting during delay and do the "Rah Rah" thing, Cubs then rally to win WS (no help from JHey with bases loaded strikeout) in 10th. Can't believe this worthless clowns' nerve to act like the team leader after scamming the Cubs out of $21,666,666.666 this year. After his pathetic year and worthless playoff performance, teammates should have laughed him out of the club house. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 05:03:16 GMT JHey now has to be series MVP. Called for team meeting during rain delay, takes credit for sparking 10th inning rally. Did absolute ZILCH to help on the field 4 the whole series, but now his big swollen head thinks he is the "biggest cheese" of all, and the MVP trophy has to be his! Could their ever have been a more worthless joke of a baseball player making anywhere close to $23 million for 8 years? NO! I didn't think so. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:58:33 GMT Did anyone understand what Heyshit said in his interview ? Jungle jive to this honkie. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:56:36 GMT His ex is Meg but not he's with a new chick Grace |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:53:03 GMT NEWS FLASH: ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOE MADDON: "If, by a series of lucky breaks (or acts of God), we Cubbies snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, all Cub players must show up for WS celebration wearing Batman PJ's, Superman Pj's, or any other ridiculous kids pajamas of your choice. Non-compliance will ban you from entering. We want to show the world what REAL men act like. Also, real live baby Cubs and real circus clowns will be provided at not cost for your enjoyment. For your listening pleasure, Harry Carays' drunken rendition of "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" will be looped endlessly on a blaring sound system. Master of Ceremonies will be Jason Heyward, who will have made this all possible in the first place and honored as Cubs MVP of the year. As mature, grown men representing a team who hasn't smelled a WS victory in 108 years, I am sure you will want to join me in showing the world how grown men should celebrate such an historic occasion. (PS, our award for Cub MPP (Most Petulant Player) will be given during the celebration to former Cardinal, John Lackey, for his childish, sulky bad temper." |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:35:45 GMT When did BJ Upton get traded to the Cubs? |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:35:38 GMT Now I trully know the reason for this JHSF. This sprocket is so stinking bad it is unreal! Helen Keller wouldn't have suckered on the pitches that monkey swung at. 7 more yrs of his Soriano contract ? B A N G !!!! Go Cubbs anyway ! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:33:11 GMT Get rid of him . . . not worth $1.84 |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 04:31:49 GMT Holy crap, heyward swings and misses at 2 pitches in the dirt in the 10th inning of game 7 of the World Series....and he still has 7 years on his contract. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:59:58 GMT Rain delay, followed by flood tomorrow , then blizzard. Tenth inning day before Thaksgiving. That's par for 2 teams that haven't won since the Civil War. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:45:59 GMT Lynch party gathering for Madass after his multitude of stupid moves in this game ! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:33:47 GMT Jahey |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:33:27 GMT Janey steals 2nd, 3rd, & home, wins WS MVP. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:31:22 GMT That was a huge fielders choice. He squared that ball up. High fives all over the place. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:27:50 GMT Heyward wins it |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 03:14:27 GMT Heyward takes a big dose of juice and wins it. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 01:36:03 GMT Chicago riot squads getting ready for a drunken night of riots. When's the last time Card fans rioted after winning WS? crickets (just a prediction) |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 01:27:32 GMT On his way to another historic 4 for 4......popups that is. Just give him the MPP Trophy now. (Most Pathetic Popups) |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 01:26:53 GMT .178 post season slugger. He should be a starter. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 01:24:44 GMT Is a .327 ops for the whole playoffs good? |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 01:18:38 GMT He got the ball in the air that time! 0ferrrrdaboys mister heyward |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 01:03:21 GMT Lester shud ONLY be brought in at start of an in ing Please Joe! Don't Fukn over manage again tonight ! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 03 Nov 2016 00:00:16 GMT God revealed to me JaHey wud go 4 for 4 tonite. But HE didn't say whether it was hits OR strikeouts ?!? |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 04:45:14 GMT Sophomore 03:07:12 Maddon best manager ever? PUUULEEEEZE!!! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 04:40:26 GMT No other manager in baseball has that kind of surplus luxury. Daffy Duck could manage this team to the WS. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:48:18 GMT Joe Maddon, the LUCKIEST manager ever. Has such a surplus of offensive and defensive talent that he can start a worthless, clueless, mindless, hitless, highest paid $23 million piece of manure right fielder ever, and still win 103 games. The luckiest? Yes. The best? Naw, not so much. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:11:19 GMT Joe Maddon needs to cut his losses with Heyward. His defense aint worth an auto out. how you hit 4 for 43 in the playoffs. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:10:18 GMT Jason Heyward aka Mr. Auto-out aka Mr Rally Killa |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:07:50 GMT Significant contact there on double play ball. Contract extension now almost a certainty after 4 straight contact outs. What a stud! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:07:12 GMT Joe Maddon is the best manager, ever! Try and deny it! No chance! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 02:25:17 GMT Full slash. .119 avg. .159 obp. .190 slugging. .350 ops. Historic. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 02:24:10 GMT .350 postseason ops. Hey turf is a stud. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 02:23:39 GMT .350 postseason ops. What a stud. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 02:20:39 GMT Heyworthless having historic WS game with 3 monster popups! Has to be favorite for World Series MPPP Trophy. (Most Pathetic Popup Player) |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 02:16:55 GMT Heyward has 1 RBI for the entire playoffs. Very worth the money. Ops at what .375 for postseason? |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 01:06:57 GMT Lucky Break #1: Indians' outfielders impersonate Little Leaguers, give lucky Cubs a 2 run gift. How do u get to the WS with Little League outfielders? |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 00:28:36 GMT Sucks |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 00:28:21 GMT No he is a weirdo |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 01 Nov 2016 21:19:11 GMT He's not dating black girl try again salty bitter sheboons. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 01 Nov 2016 15:50:29 GMT Thought a drunk Bill Murray was doing a drunk Harry Caray impersonation until I found out he was doing a drunk Daffy Duck. (quite sure they had to retire that poor beer soaked microphone.) Hey Joe, why don't u and ur kids wear Daffy Duck PJs on the plane back to dumpy Wrigley and the drunk Harry statue? After blowing the teams first WS in 71 years, u all would feel warm and fuzzy getting drunk. Press and fans would love u for it and all would be forgiven since they have suupported u losers 4 sooooooo many years. (LOL, these clowns are the gift that keeps on giving to us Card fans, we don't have to make this stuff up - they keep writing the script for us.) |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 01 Nov 2016 01:09:18 GMT Hey, rookie, if Heyward dominated the Cubbies last year, what does that say about their pitching after his futile, pathetic PATs this year? (that's "Plate Attempts" for you Cub fans who are finally learning baseball terms after 71 years of just showing up for drinking parties with Harry at Wrigley.) |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 23:25:50 GMT Cardinal fan here. Laughed so hard i almost soiled myself! Funnnnnnnnnny!!! but so true! as all sports media has slobbering love affair with all things Joe Maddon and Cubs, probably 75% of all non-Cub players and baseball fans are saying and thinking exactly the same thing. see cubbie fans, it's not really JUST us Cardinal fans that are laughing at you and your managers' sissy ways. After the Cubs have won 11 out of 19 World Series appearances, and have been to 4 WS in the last 12 years, maybe we will all quit laughing at you and the medias pretension of cubs being the "biggest, baddest |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 22:52:08 GMT hahaha, that's the funniest thing i've read since heyward bragged to media that his monster RBI groundout was intentional. just playing "small ball" and "nobody is above the game." (no, not even a salary bloated, pretend SuperStar like this clown!) |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:35:38 GMT UPDATE FROM JOE MADDON: "On second thought, if we continue to snatch DEFEAT from the jaws of VICTORY, we'll just celebrate the same way because it could be another 108 years before we get another sniff of WS victory." |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 20:58:05 GMT NEWS FLASH: ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOE MADDON: "If, by a series of lucky breaks (or acts of God), we Cubbies snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, all Cub players must show up for WS celebration wearing Batman PJ's, Superman Pj's, or any other ridiculous kids pajamas of your choice. Non-compliance will ban you from entering. We want to show the world what REAL men act like. Also, real live baby cubs and real circus clowns will be provided at not cost for your enjoyment. For your listening pleasure, Harry Carays' drunken rendition of "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" will be looped endlessly on a blaring sound system. Master of Ceremonies will be Jason Heyward, who will have made this all possible in the first place and honored as Cubs MVP of the year. As mature, grown men representing a team who hasn't smelled a WS victory in 108 years, I am sure you will want to join me in showing the world how grown men should celebrate such an historic occasion. (PS, our award for Cub MPP (Most Petulant Player) will be given during the celebration to former Cardinal, John Lackey, for his sulky bad temper." |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 16:34:29 GMT All of the anti-Cubs and ettiqeutte enforcement, combined with anti-Harry Caray rhetoric is sad from the Cardinals fans.Hey St. Louis - we know this has been a long time coming. If memory serves, before the recent 10 years, your team struggled and showed the famous St. Louis class (which is a combination of old / out of shape know-nothings who give their daughters seasons tickets behind home plate, moronic baseball fans who only think the ERA is the best way to rate a pitcher and who also think the Rams would always stay in St. Louis because...it's a neat town). Give it a rest. We know Heyward sucks. He dominated us when he was at St. Louis. But attacking Harry - who did more for Cubs baseball than most of the players and telling people how to behave (especially after the recent morality display from the greater St.L area) is a hypocrisy even you cannot ignore. Grab an Old Style and root for the National League. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 06:56:55 GMT Hey! Harry was a drunk Cardinal announcer long before he was a drunk Cub announcer. The Cardinals fired him for being a drunk, the Cubs awarded him sainthood and built him a statue for his stupid drunken singing. I think we can laugh and diss both of these former Cardinal clowns. Glad you Cub fans are stuck with your $184 million albatross and not us!!! |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 05:32:00 GMT I think this Forem has been infiltrated by some Commie Csrdinal loser fans. Don't diss Harry or we may have to step on ur neck. |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 04:49:19 GMT Deleting Twitter together does not equal a breakup. Quite the opposite! |
| Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 04:45:11 GMT Break up? I think not ;) |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 03:46:40 GMT Cub fans go wild singing stupid song to celebrate WS Championship!!! ...oh....wait |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 03:44:22 GMT What a beast! Single and 2 useless stolen bases in one game. As head swells, Cub fans now cheering him like the super star he thinks he is. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 02:52:50 GMT Nothing funnier than a drunk Haray Caray singing with drunk, off key, Cub fans. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 02:29:35 GMT Is this over-paid bust would happen to raise his seasons BA 50 pts next year (highly unlikely) he wud still be at a somewhat mediocre .280. Don't get a whole lot for 200 Million anymore. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 02:22:40 GMT Heyturd showing the way with a Hat Trick. 3 Ks. 2 of them in the usual statue mode. Called 3rd strike. Put his ass back on the pines again for Games. 6 & 7 |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 02:08:31 GMT Rajai a hit. He's almost as bad as heyward. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 01:24:24 GMT Bunt here. No DP. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 01:11:13 GMT Indians suck tonight. Why the hell are they putting a 1 for 25 hitter as the lead off. Heyward wins it with a walk off. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 31 Oct 2016 00:47:53 GMT Same ol same ol. K looking rally killer. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Oct 2016 23:02:48 GMT Not sure who the do-do bird dummy is here if you can't recognize sarcasm. The man hasn't been worth rookie pay, offensively, all year. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Oct 2016 21:32:59 GMT 15 years and 400 million? You sir, are a do-do bird. No one is that good! But, he should be offered 10 years at about 175 million. Good for both sides, you dummy. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Oct 2016 14:34:04 GMT NEWS BULLETIN: After historic monster performance, Cubs reported to be working on 5 year to see if Heyward would accept a new contract of 15 years/400 million guaranteed/no opt out clause. Heyward not expected to except. Cub management and fans in mourning. |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Oct 2016 06:13:07 GMT heywards head exploded after teh two singles. he undoubtedly thinks hes a full time starting again after that big stage historic performance. whats his ops for the playoffs now about .360? |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Oct 2016 06:11:43 GMT im a sophmore now!!! making the big bucks now, just like jshit heyturd |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Oct 2016 06:10:02 GMT excellent at bat his fourth time up. very solid contact on the popup to short. impact player all the way. he has indians pitchers crapping their pants now. this will turn the series around guaranteed |
| Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 30 Oct 2016 05:30:17 GMT Heyward finally earning his pay, getting 2 monster bases empty, ground ball singles that powered the Cubs to a WS changing 7-2 loss. After such a monster game, Maddon announced he will move him to lead off for the Cubs WS clinching loss Sunday night. |
