I recently discovered a
website with forums for hundreds of different players. There are "sucks" forums for Albert Pujols and Alex Rodriguez, among other players.
Here are the most recent posts on the "
Albert Pujols Sucks Forum":
Discussion forum for Albert Pujols's
fans
(L.A. Angels, MLB).
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I
have good information that Pujols reads this forum for tips on how to
get his average up! So far our tips are paying serious dividends for
him!
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pujols lets homeless bums piss on his face for good luck
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Pujols's average is up to .238! He must have inhaled some magical farts!!!
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Pujols
is down to .218! Still much better since he began his regiment of
eating out dirty homesless men's assholes! His gone up over 20 points!
If only Pujols would start eating more ass during the games he would be
at .230!
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Pujols
hit a double today and his BA is now up to .224! He needs to eat out
Mike Scioscia's anus to celebrate during the 7th inning stretch!
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Tony
LaRussa used to fart in Pujols' face on a daily basis in 2001, during
Pujols' rookie season. It was a hazing ritual, but Pujols enjoyed it so
much that it elevated his baseball play so that he won the Rookie of
the Year award!
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That would be so hot if Pujols released a book on how he beat a slump by eating out homeless men's rancid assholes!
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Pujols
got another hit on Tuesday. His BA is up to a whopping .213! He needs
to release a book on licking anuses to get out of a batting slump!
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Pujols
batting average is up to .212! Eating out the fouls asses of homeless
dudes is really helping him! I wonder if he let them pull a train on his
ass if he could get to .225?
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Albert
went 3 for 4 on Monday! He needs to eat out the asses of more homeless
bums, as it is giving him confidence at the plate!!!
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Pujols must really be getting desperate if he's resorted to eating out a homeless bums ass! Hopefully that does the trick.
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Albert ate out a homeless bum's ads after Sunday's game
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Today
Pujols was 0-4 and is back under .200. He needs to tongue the anus of
every single teammate of his in order to begin hitting again! Instead he
spent the day once again watching a little TV with Saved by the Bell on
it while running his crotch!
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I heard that while giving Trout that Rusty that Rusty Trombone he was dressed in Zubaz and fro wig? What's up with that?
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The
rusty trombone Pujols gave Mike Trout the other day is really paying
off. Pujols has raised his average from .183 to .203 and hit two home
runs!
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Thankfully
Pujols was able to get a nice whiff of a Mike Trout fart in the dugout
and worked a walk immediatly afterwards. It seems that unless he is
tonguing anus or huffing farts he can't hit at all.
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I
love you Corky! Unfortunately Pujols must not have huffed any farts or
tongued any of his teammates anus's before the game as he is 0-3 so far
tonight!
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COrky go wet dookie on albeert pooholes!!!!
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Pujols
got another hit Friday night and is almost bating .200. His new
regiment of huffing his teammates farts before games is paying off!
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i would like to expel a smelly fart in Mr. Pujols's face
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Albert got two hits (one HR) on Thursday! His strategy of inhaling Mike Trout's farts seems to be working so far!!!
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I
can confirm that happened. They did that to congratulate him on his
trade to the North Korean team. He got very arroused and was seen deeply
breathing in the farts.
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Is
there any truth to the rumor that manager Mike Scioscia and Mike Trout
both dropped their pants, pressed their bare asses against Albert's
face, and ripped ass simultaneously in the team locker room after
Wednesday night's loss to the Cardinals?
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You
are all talking shit about a sure Hall of Famer. He DOES NOT deserve to
even be considered. Like so many NL hitters before him, he STINKS
against AL pitching!
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I just a saw a news report that Pujols has been traded to a team in North Korea!
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I
believe he does. That combined with his fascination with Saved by the
Bell has made him worthless. I heard he makes the bat boys dress up as
Screech and prance around in Zubaz pants and fro wigs!
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Does
Albert Pujols use a colostomy bag as a result of a ruptured colon? If
so, that could explain the rapid decline in his performance at the
plate.
Perhaps if the Angels sign Jason Giambi, he could tongue
Albert's anus on a daily basis until Albert can finally hit a fastball
again?
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That
last comment is hot! I would love for Pujols to dress up as his
favorite Saved by the Bell character and I would dress up as Fonzi. I
would yell "Ayyyy!" over and over again before sodomizing him with a
broom stick! Damn I'm getting hot thinking about this! Below poster
while I'm doing that you could be spraying diarrhea on him! Hit us back
Pujols!
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I want to use Albert's lips as a toilet seat and spray diarrhea all over his face!
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That
idea of Pujols eating Trout's ass is awesome! I think that someone
needs to get that little TV away from Pujols and let him know that all
the SBTB episodes are on DVD! He can watch after the game and jerk off
to Screech being molested by various cast members. It seems Screech is
like crack to Pujols and he's forgotten about baseball altogether! I bet
he will soon come out of the closet and might even try and eat out
Trout's ass in the dugout as another poster suggested!
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Maybe if Pujols eats out Trout's ass that will help him recover his swing?
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I
heard that Pujols has been stealing Mike Trout's sweaty jock straps
from the laundry bin in the Angel's locker room in an effort to recharge
himself. Supposedly he jerked off three times last weekend while
Trout's sweaty jock strap was on his face. It hasn't work, as Pujols'
average is down to .183!
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Tonight
I could see that Pujols was watching the Saved by the Bell episode
where Screech has to wrestle Nedick! I'm pretty certain Pujols was
rubbing his crotch while enjoying it! He looked furious when he was
called up to bat and struck out on three straight pitches so he could
get back to the dugout!
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Did
anyone watch the game? I could clearly see Pujols was watching the
episode of Saved by the Bell where Screech dances the "Sprain" at the
Max! Pujols was giggling like a little girl and seemed angry when he had
to go up to bat!
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Pujols
decline has very little to do with 'roids and everything to do with an
addiction to the show Saved by the Bell. It seems Pujols saw it on
Telemundo and became enamored with "screech". All he wants to do is
watch Saved by the bell and talk about Screech. He stopped practicing.
And in the dugout if you look you will see he has a little tv so he can
watch more Saved by the Bell. He doesn't want to get hits, he just wants
to get back to the dugout. Sad but true.
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He is terrible now. It is sad that the guy who was the best player in the game for years now completely sucks.
He needs to lick Mark McGwire's anus for good luck!
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Jack
Clark (a former Cardinal and team affiliate when Pooholes was in STL
said he took steroids on his radio show. He has hit .100 points below
his STL average.
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He must have stopped taking steroids when he signed with the Angels before the 2012 season, as he has sucked royally since then!
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How much longer can he keep embarrassing himself? Does he have no self dignity, retire already.
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It's
so obvious he was a roider,he should grouped in with the likes of
Bonds, Mcgwire, Arod, Clemens. He would be a disgrace to the hall just
like the other mentioned names would be.
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Reply-to:stupid chubby south american immigrant shit eater He is Dominican and he ain't no shit eater so eat your words
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Players decline at different rates. Jimmie Foxx had more HRs at age 30 than Ruth did but by age 34, he was done (hit .226).
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Pujols was obviously juiced up for most of his time with the Cardinals. This explains his rapid career decline.
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are
we going to see pujols getting thrown out at first on balls hit into
the outfield? he has always been slow, but he looks like he is barely
walking nowadays?
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white people are child molesters |
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Is
it true that he is so jealous of Mike Trout that he steals Trout's
sweaty jock straps after games and sniffs them hoping to regain the
swing he had with the Cardinals?
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He
has had a shocking career decline! Is it safe to assume that he was a
juicer during his years with the Cardinals? He sucks now! Hard to
believe he once had a career OBP in excess of .400.
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Htting under 240 obp barely above 300 rod is hitting better than him. Plus he's looking fat now too
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Angels
version of Albert Pujols sucks. No doubt. He phones in has at bats. He
takes fat pitches down the middle and hacks at shitty pitches like he's
just there to collect a pay check. He hits like a pussy now.
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swings
at bad pitches, his body is big but looks like hes going to snap in
half, fast decline, still some power, bats 200 with men in scoring pos.
he's painful to watch now, angels got screwed with the money they paid
him and hamilton
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Gah Albert sure loves other dudes poo holes
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Saw albert pujols last night on TV. Looks like he's been eating good. I thought I was watching an old man playing.
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Please just retire...painful to watch
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Claire O'Brien, Berkeley, California
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KC fans hate his guts and are blackballing him.💣
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12 homers in the month of June with 23 on the season and he's not even in the running for the all star game? Shame shame
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Yep.
His numbers were declining with age. He got angry when they called
the Angels the "Mike Trout Show." Suddenly, he's on pace for 50 homers
again.
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Pujols is clearly a juicer, the fact that some people think he's clean is ridiculous, they are delusional.
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Mlb needs to test his urine...every 6 hours for 7 straight days! 💉 Jack Clark knew.
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Angel's living legend pujols
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living dead Pujols He-Ha!!
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stupid chubby south american immigrant shit eater
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Hamilton and Pujols, could have been spent on better pitching and young hitting talent. Screw em both
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GIDP specialist ...go back to St. Louis u stupid faggot
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Break ur leg and die u stupid fat f uck
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Overrated fat f uck, thanks a lot cardinals 😡
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Greed ate him up and ruined his perfect life. Nobody in St. Louis misses the turncoat.
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Albert
was one of the best things to happen to Cardinal baseball in many
years. Helped us get to two World Series (though other players were more
important in winning them). But Cardinals management knew he was in
decline, so they let him move on. Sorry for the Angels, who are now
strapped with an overpaid, lacklustre one-time superstar. |
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Pujols totally stabbed St. Louis Cardinals in the back! What an Asshole!!
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It
is Opening Day today. I'm not a big baseball fan, and the Angels
Stadium is just a few miles away from me. It's been a long time since
I've been to a a ball game. I think the new owner Arte is a clown, and I
also think Pujols is overpaid and over-rated. The newspaper has been
writing articles about Tout and I love it. I forecast Pujols headlines
to be "Pujols strikes out", "Pujols hits a double", etc. In other words,
ordinary everyday shit except everyone else gets paid millions less.
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Love all this gay talk for more gay talk call me Shawn @ 573-424-7878 men with big bats !
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Al Pujols is the best right-handed hitter to walk this planet! I dare anyone to deny this! Accept it!!!!!
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Pujols
knows everyone hates him, even in St, Louis. He used. those poor kid' .
He clams he cares. in the pujols family foundation. but he steals money
from that to. Someone needs to beat the f ucken shit out of him . Kick
his ass out of the U.S. and every time he comes back. More ass beatings.
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GET OUT OF BASEBALL. AND OUT OF THIS COUNTRY. RAPISTS. TO EVERY CHILD.WITH DOWN SYNDROME. YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN
THE WAY YOU TREAT. PEOPLE, LEAVE PEOPLE. ALONE AND F UCKEN KILL YOURSELF
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what
a loser! If by any luck he gets on base its unlikely he will make to
the next base since he seems to be carrying a piano on his back!
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Most overrated is true and accurate. He reeks
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WS
1982. 1983-2000 5 playoff appearances, 0 WS. 2001-2011 7 playoff
appearances, 2 WS. Aka twice as many WS as in the last 40+
years........"overrated."
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.....btw
we've won just as many world series as he has since he left. Zero. So
I'm not sure what "just fine" means. Maybe you mean "just fine" as in
how we were "just fine" since 1982 when he came along and hand delivered
a pair of world series to us..
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Umm
no. Not at all overrated when he was in StL. Best first 11 years of any
player. Ever.........ever. You obviously know nothing about baseball or
its history. I'm glad the greedy bastard is gone too, but to say
overrated....you're dumb. He might not be the best in the game anymore,
but he's still putting up numbers that are better than 90% of baseball.
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Glad
that pos left my cardinals team. Everyone thought we would suck without
him but looks like we're doing just fine. Overrated overpaid fag.
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stupid ass fat f uck...you suck !
only reason u playing 'cause u sucking mike scioscia's dick....have aids both of u and die u f ucken faggot
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F uck u Fat Albert and mike scioscia....hope K.C win the series and the this stupid ass manager
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Albert has a lot of money, so don't get so upset and accept itt
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Stupid Angles signing this f ucken POS for $250 mil....break ur leg and die u facken faggot. Suck mike S dick u f ucken faggot
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Overrated motherf ucker.... Go back to St. Louis u f ucken faggot.
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UR A F UCKEN RETARD..... F uck u and Mike S. Die u d ucken bitches
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Go back to St. Louis u POS
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Every
at bat agaisnt Houston last night he strikes out swinging. And even
still, 3 straight pitches each time. They dont even respect him.
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DP "Rally Killer" Pujols! I love it.
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man,
bases loaded again, albert pujols at bat.....BINGO just like
clockwork....weak grounder into double play. The ultiate RALLY KILLER.
Pujols used to be great at filling up the books with hollow stats, now
he's great at nothing---besides killing rallies and hitting into DP's.
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Pooholes
constantly showing how AL pitching is clearly dominant and how he was
clearly taking steroids in ST. Louis. Doesn't deserve to ever be in the
HOF. Washed up has been who needs to retire and end his contract like
he said he would if he sucked.
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He's
not clutch. If you're winning or losing by 8 runs, and nobody is on
base, Albert is a superstar. I'm so glad he's not on the Cardinals
anymore.
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The guy who talked about having a career ending injury-- THANK YOU!!! Am glad you feel the same
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