Here are the most recent posts on the "Albert Pujols Sucks Forum":
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Jun 2016 14:52:55 GMTI have good information that Pujols reads this forum for tips on how to get his average up! So far our tips are paying serious dividends for him!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 09 Jun 2016 04:48:21 GMTpujols lets homeless bums piss on his face for good luck
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 06 Jun 2016 16:56:00 GMTPujols's average is up to .238! He must have inhaled some magical farts!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 26 May 2016 18:30:35 GMTPujols is down to .218! Still much better since he began his regiment of eating out dirty homesless men's assholes! His gone up over 20 points! If only Pujols would start eating more ass during the games he would be at .230!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 20 May 2016 04:40:00 GMTPujols hit a double today and his BA is now up to .224! He needs to eat out Mike Scioscia's anus to celebrate during the 7th inning stretch!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 19 May 2016 15:38:58 GMTTony LaRussa used to fart in Pujols' face on a daily basis in 2001, during Pujols' rookie season. It was a hazing ritual, but Pujols enjoyed it so much that it elevated his baseball play so that he won the Rookie of the Year award!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 19 May 2016 00:17:20 GMTThat would be so hot if Pujols released a book on how he beat a slump by eating out homeless men's rancid assholes!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 18 May 2016 04:36:38 GMTPujols got another hit on Tuesday. His BA is up to a whopping .213! He needs to release a book on licking anuses to get out of a batting slump!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 18 May 2016 02:23:33 GMTPujols batting average is up to .212! Eating out the fouls asses of homeless dudes is really helping him! I wonder if he let them pull a train on his ass if he could get to .225?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 17 May 2016 10:33:58 GMTAlbert went 3 for 4 on Monday! He needs to eat out the asses of more homeless bums, as it is giving him confidence at the plate!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 May 2016 22:03:59 GMTPujols must really be getting desperate if he's resorted to eating out a homeless bums ass! Hopefully that does the trick.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 16 May 2016 06:01:20 GMTAlbert ate out a homeless bum's ads after Sunday's game
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 16 May 2016 00:26:25 GMTToday Pujols was 0-4 and is back under .200. He needs to tongue the anus of every single teammate of his in order to begin hitting again! Instead he spent the day once again watching a little TV with Saved by the Bell on it while running his crotch!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 15 May 2016 17:35:59 GMTI heard that while giving Trout that Rusty that Rusty Trombone he was dressed in Zubaz and fro wig? What's up with that?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 15 May 2016 05:46:47 GMTThe rusty trombone Pujols gave Mike Trout the other day is really paying off. Pujols has raised his average from .183 to .203 and hit two home runs!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 15 May 2016 03:18:55 GMTThankfully Pujols was able to get a nice whiff of a Mike Trout fart in the dugout and worked a walk immediatly afterwards. It seems that unless he is tonguing anus or huffing farts he can't hit at all.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 15 May 2016 03:10:34 GMTI love you Corky! Unfortunately Pujols must not have huffed any farts or tongued any of his teammates anus's before the game as he is 0-3 so far tonight!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 14 May 2016 08:31:41 GMTCOrky go wet dookie on albeert pooholes!!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 14 May 2016 05:31:18 GMTPujols got another hit Friday night and is almost bating .200. His new regiment of huffing his teammates farts before games is paying off!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 14 May 2016 05:00:34 GMTi would like to expel a smelly fart in Mr. Pujols's face
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 May 2016 20:28:08 GMTAlbert got two hits (one HR) on Thursday! His strategy of inhaling Mike Trout's farts seems to be working so far!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 May 2016 18:23:25 GMTI can confirm that happened. They did that to congratulate him on his trade to the North Korean team. He got very arroused and was seen deeply breathing in the farts.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 May 2016 03:53:49 GMTIs there any truth to the rumor that manager Mike Scioscia and Mike Trout both dropped their pants, pressed their bare asses against Albert's face, and ripped ass simultaneously in the team locker room after Wednesday night's loss to the Cardinals?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 May 2016 03:31:47 GMTYou are all talking shit about a sure Hall of Famer. He DOES NOT deserve to even be considered. Like so many NL hitters before him, he STINKS against AL pitching!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 May 2016 02:20:59 GMTI just a saw a news report that Pujols has been traded to a team in North Korea!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 13 May 2016 01:58:57 GMTI believe he does. That combined with his fascination with Saved by the Bell has made him worthless. I heard he makes the bat boys dress up as Screech and prance around in Zubaz pants and fro wigs!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 May 2016 01:48:33 GMTDoes Albert Pujols use a colostomy bag as a result of a ruptured colon? If so, that could explain the rapid decline in his performance at the plate.
Perhaps if the Angels sign Jason Giambi, he could tongue Albert's anus on a daily basis until Albert can finally hit a fastball again?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 12 May 2016 17:14:23 GMTThat last comment is hot! I would love for Pujols to dress up as his favorite Saved by the Bell character and I would dress up as Fonzi. I would yell "Ayyyy!" over and over again before sodomizing him with a broom stick! Damn I'm getting hot thinking about this! Below poster while I'm doing that you could be spraying diarrhea on him! Hit us back Pujols!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 12 May 2016 01:07:54 GMTI want to use Albert's lips as a toilet seat and spray diarrhea all over his face!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 May 2016 19:05:01 GMTThat idea of Pujols eating Trout's ass is awesome! I think that someone needs to get that little TV away from Pujols and let him know that all the SBTB episodes are on DVD! He can watch after the game and jerk off to Screech being molested by various cast members. It seems Screech is like crack to Pujols and he's forgotten about baseball altogether! I bet he will soon come out of the closet and might even try and eat out Trout's ass in the dugout as another poster suggested!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 May 2016 05:39:40 GMTMaybe if Pujols eats out Trout's ass that will help him recover his swing?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 May 2016 05:39:10 GMTI heard that Pujols has been stealing Mike Trout's sweaty jock straps from the laundry bin in the Angel's locker room in an effort to recharge himself. Supposedly he jerked off three times last weekend while Trout's sweaty jock strap was on his face. It hasn't work, as Pujols' average is down to .183!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 11 May 2016 05:07:09 GMTTonight I could see that Pujols was watching the Saved by the Bell episode where Screech has to wrestle Nedick! I'm pretty certain Pujols was rubbing his crotch while enjoying it! He looked furious when he was called up to bat and struck out on three straight pitches so he could get back to the dugout!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 10 May 2016 20:18:20 GMTDid anyone watch the game? I could clearly see Pujols was watching the episode of Saved by the Bell where Screech dances the "Sprain" at the Max! Pujols was giggling like a little girl and seemed angry when he had to go up to bat!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 May 2016 17:18:35 GMTPujols decline has very little to do with 'roids and everything to do with an addiction to the show Saved by the Bell. It seems Pujols saw it on Telemundo and became enamored with "screech". All he wants to do is watch Saved by the bell and talk about Screech. He stopped practicing. And in the dugout if you look you will see he has a little tv so he can watch more Saved by the Bell. He doesn't want to get hits, he just wants to get back to the dugout. Sad but true.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 May 2016 17:08:03 GMTHe is terrible now. It is sad that the guy who was the best player in the game for years now completely sucks.
He needs to lick Mark McGwire's anus for good luck!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 09 May 2016 02:34:19 GMTJack Clark (a former Cardinal and team affiliate when Pooholes was in STL said he took steroids on his radio show. He has hit .100 points below his STL average.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 04 May 2016 03:21:46 GMTHe must have stopped taking steroids when he signed with the Angels before the 2012 season, as he has sucked royally since then!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 04 May 2016 02:29:35 GMTHow much longer can he keep embarrassing himself? Does he have no self dignity, retire already.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 04 May 2016 02:26:54 GMTIt's so obvious he was a roider,he should grouped in with the likes of Bonds, Mcgwire, Arod, Clemens. He would be a disgrace to the hall just like the other mentioned names would be.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 26 Apr 2016 21:04:12 GMTReply-to:stupid chubby south american immigrant shit eater He is Dominican and he ain't no shit eater so eat your words
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 23 Apr 2016 09:43:01 GMTPlayers decline at different rates. Jimmie Foxx had more HRs at age 30 than Ruth did but by age 34, he was done (hit .226).
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 11 Apr 2016 02:41:31 GMTPujols was obviously juiced up for most of his time with the Cardinals. This explains his rapid career decline.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 11 Apr 2016 01:52:03 GMTare we going to see pujols getting thrown out at first on balls hit into the outfield? he has always been slow, but he looks like he is barely walking nowadays?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 25 Sep 2015 13:06:42 GMTwhite people are child molesters
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 24 Sep 2015 10:31:33 GMTIs it true that he is so jealous of Mike Trout that he steals Trout's sweaty jock straps after games and sniffs them hoping to regain the swing he had with the Cardinals?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 24 Sep 2015 10:30:19 GMTHe has had a shocking career decline! Is it safe to assume that he was a juicer during his years with the Cardinals? He sucks now! Hard to believe he once had a career OBP in excess of .400.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 20 Sep 2015 23:24:57 GMTHtting under 240 obp barely above 300 rod is hitting better than him. Plus he's looking fat now too
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 16 Sep 2015 07:43:24 GMTAngels version of Albert Pujols sucks. No doubt. He phones in has at bats. He takes fat pitches down the middle and hacks at shitty pitches like he's just there to collect a pay check. He hits like a pussy now.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 06 Sep 2015 05:09:33 GMTswings at bad pitches, his body is big but looks like hes going to snap in half, fast decline, still some power, bats 200 with men in scoring pos. he's painful to watch now, angels got screwed with the money they paid him and hamilton
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 19 Aug 2015 00:53:33 GMTGah Albert sure loves other dudes poo holes
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 18 Aug 2015 04:33:16 GMTSaw albert pujols last night on TV. Looks like he's been eating good. I thought I was watching an old man playing.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 12 Aug 2015 02:30:03 GMTPlease just retire...painful to watch
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 19 Jul 2015 03:15:46 GMTClaire O'Brien, Berkeley, California
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Fri, 26 Jun 2015 01:41:05 GMTKC fans hate his guts and are blackballing him.💣
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 24 Jun 2015 06:39:12 GMT12 homers in the month of June with 23 on the season and he's not even in the running for the all star game? Shame shame
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sun, 21 Jun 2015 00:32:50 GMTYep. His numbers were declining with age. He got angry when they called the Angels the "Mike Trout Show." Suddenly, he's on pace for 50 homers again.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 20 Jun 2015 22:35:10 GMTPujols is clearly a juicer, the fact that some people think he's clean is ridiculous, they are delusional.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 20 Jun 2015 10:17:58 GMTMlb needs to test his urine...every 6 hours for 7 straight days! 💉 Jack Clark knew.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 05 Jun 2015 00:23:32 GMTdeport this spic
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Jun 2015 20:37:04 GMTAngel's living legend pujols
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 02 Jun 2015 14:35:53 GMTliving dead Pujols He-Ha!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 01 Jun 2015 03:17:21 GMTstupid chubby south american immigrant shit eater
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 01 Jun 2015 02:02:02 GMTFat pos...u suck
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 29 May 2015 17:09:46 GMTHamilton and Pujols, could have been spent on better pitching and young hitting talent. Screw em both
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 28 May 2015 03:39:05 GMTGIDP specialist ...go back to St. Louis u stupid faggot
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 28 May 2015 03:38:31 GMTBreak ur leg and die u stupid fat f uck
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 28 May 2015 03:12:36 GMTUseless fat f uck
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 24 May 2015 19:02:12 GMTOverrated fat f uck, thanks a lot cardinals 😡
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 08 May 2015 07:14:46 GMTGreed ate him up and ruined his perfect life. Nobody in St. Louis misses the turncoat.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 04 May 2015 17:14:57 GMTAlbert was one of the best things to happen to Cardinal baseball in many years. Helped us get to two World Series (though other players were more important in winning them). But Cardinals management knew he was in decline, so they let him move on. Sorry for the Angels, who are now strapped with an overpaid, lacklustre one-time superstar.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 08 Apr 2015 22:09:38 GMTPujols totally stabbed St. Louis Cardinals in the back! What an Asshole!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 06 Apr 2015 20:12:29 GMTIt is Opening Day today. I'm not a big baseball fan, and the Angels Stadium is just a few miles away from me. It's been a long time since I've been to a a ball game. I think the new owner Arte is a clown, and I also think Pujols is overpaid and over-rated. The newspaper has been writing articles about Tout and I love it. I forecast Pujols headlines to be "Pujols strikes out", "Pujols hits a double", etc. In other words, ordinary everyday shit except everyone else gets paid millions less.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 13:41:24 GMTLove all this gay talk for more gay talk call me Shawn @ 573-424-7878 men with big bats !
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 25 Oct 2014 23:41:54 GMTAl Pujols is the best right-handed hitter to walk this planet! I dare anyone to deny this! Accept it!!!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 25 Oct 2014 13:46:24 GMTPujols knows everyone hates him, even in St, Louis. He used. those poor kid' . He clams he cares. in the pujols family foundation. but he steals money from that to. Someone needs to beat the f ucken shit out of him . Kick his ass out of the U.S. and every time he comes back. More ass beatings.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 25 Oct 2014 13:43:38 GMTGET OUT OF BASEBALL. AND OUT OF THIS COUNTRY. RAPISTS. TO EVERY CHILD.WITH DOWN SYNDROME. YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN
THE WAY YOU TREAT. PEOPLE, LEAVE PEOPLE. ALONE AND F UCKEN KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 24 Oct 2014 16:01:11 GMTDisappointment
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:47:46 GMTwhat a loser! If by any luck he gets on base its unlikely he will make to the next base since he seems to be carrying a piano on his back!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 07 Oct 2014 05:36:33 GMTMost overrated is true and accurate. He reeks
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Oct 2014 00:17:03 GMTWS 1982. 1983-2000 5 playoff appearances, 0 WS. 2001-2011 7 playoff appearances, 2 WS. Aka twice as many WS as in the last 40+ years........"overrated."
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Oct 2014 00:13:53 GMT.....btw we've won just as many world series as he has since he left. Zero. So I'm not sure what "just fine" means. Maybe you mean "just fine" as in how we were "just fine" since 1982 when he came along and hand delivered a pair of world series to us..
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 07 Oct 2014 00:03:02 GMTUmm no. Not at all overrated when he was in StL. Best first 11 years of any player. Ever.........ever. You obviously know nothing about baseball or its history. I'm glad the greedy bastard is gone too, but to say overrated....you're dumb. He might not be the best in the game anymore, but he's still putting up numbers that are better than 90% of baseball.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 05 Oct 2014 23:38:05 GMTGlad that pos left my cardinals team. Everyone thought we would suck without him but looks like we're doing just fine. Overrated overpaid fag.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 04 Oct 2014 03:30:32 GMTstupid ass fat f uck...you suck !
only reason u playing 'cause u sucking mike scioscia's dick....have aids both of u and die u f ucken faggot
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 04 Oct 2014 03:23:51 GMTF uck u Fat Albert and mike scioscia....hope K.C win the series and the this stupid ass manager
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 03 Oct 2014 22:59:11 GMTAlbert has a lot of money, so don't get so upset and accept itt
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Oct 2014 03:59:23 GMTStupid Angles signing this f ucken POS for $250 mil....break ur leg and die u facken faggot. Suck mike S dick u f ucken faggot
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Oct 2014 03:57:21 GMTOverrated motherf ucker.... Go back to St. Louis u f ucken faggot.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 03 Oct 2014 03:56:28 GMTUR A F UCKEN RETARD..... F uck u and Mike S. Die u d ucken bitches
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Sep 2014 02:53:09 GMTGo back to St. Louis u POS
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 04 Sep 2014 09:03:00 GMTEvery at bat agaisnt Houston last night he strikes out swinging. And even still, 3 straight pitches each time. They dont even respect him.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 19 Aug 2014 05:23:05 GMTDP "Rally Killer" Pujols! I love it.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 01 Jul 2014 22:18:49 GMTman, bases loaded again, albert pujols at bat.....BINGO just like clockwork....weak grounder into double play. The ultiate RALLY KILLER. Pujols used to be great at filling up the books with hollow stats, now he's great at nothing---besides killing rallies and hitting into DP's.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 01 Jul 2014 19:22:24 GMTPooholes constantly showing how AL pitching is clearly dominant and how he was clearly taking steroids in ST. Louis. Doesn't deserve to ever be in the HOF. Washed up has been who needs to retire and end his contract like he said he would if he sucked.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 10 Jun 2014 16:26:43 GMTHe's not clutch. If you're winning or losing by 8 runs, and nobody is on base, Albert is a superstar. I'm so glad he's not on the Cardinals anymore.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 15 Apr 2014 03:22:44 GMTThe guy who talked about having a career ending injury-- THANK YOU!!! Am glad you feel the same
