Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Prank Video of Booby-Trapped Bicycle

Mr. Belding recently showed Corky this video of a booby-trapped bicycle which deters theft.  This bicycle was apparently rigged so that if someone sits on the seat, a pole extends up through the seat into the thief's anus!  Corky loved this video and said that A-Rod would probably buy a bicycle like this because he likes having poles in his butt.  Mr. Belding replied, "Good one, buddy!" and then ripped a 14-second window-rattling fart to show his support for Corky while A-Rod sat down in the corner of the room and wept at his unreciprocated love for Corky!