Fellow homosexuals, I must apologize for failing to update this blog for the past 5 months. I actually took a sabattical from work and have been travelling from public restroom to public restroom in Key West, FL. I know that the Castro District in San Francisco is the most well-known homosexual hangout in the country, but Key West will always have a place in my heart.
Anyhow, one of my most erotic adventures took place behind a couple dumpsters on Key Largo. I had been driving for a couple hours and the heat and humidy was making me very tired so I stopped at a local gas station and got out to walk around a little bit. I walked around to the wooded area behind the gas station and encountered a skinny dude with poofy "white man's afro." This guy was wearing a shirt that read "Trust the Dust." Next, a fat, balding, middle-aged man jumped out from behind a tree and cold-cocked the skinny dude. The fat guy then dropped trow, pissed on the skinny kid, and said "can I trust the Dust to take it in the cornhole" and then started butt-slamming the kid. The fat guy kept calling the skinny kid "Screech" during this unprovoked attack. When he was done with him, he picked up the kid, threw him in one of the dumpsters, and then drove away. It was so hot!
Thursday, August 11, 2005
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