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Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts

Saturday, November 12, 2022

Sam Bankman-Fried is the "Screech Powers" of the Investment World!

Sam Bankman-Fried is the founder and former CEO of FTX, a cryptocurrency exchange.  He reportedly had a net worth of $26 billion at one point during spring 2022.  During the 2022 stock and cryptocurrency bear market, his new worth dropped to a reported $16 billion as of Monday, November 7, 2022.  However, FTX imploded and declared bankruptcy a few days later amid allegations of fraud, dropping Sam Bankman-Fried's net worth by $16 billion in just a few days.  

He is undoubtedly the "Screech Powers" of the investment world and even has a huge poofy Jew-fro just like Screech did on Saved By The Bell: The New Class!

Here is a gif image of Sam Bankman-Fried meeting Mr. Belding:


Wednesday, April 13, 2022

"Ruining the Friendship" Story

This is a repost of a classic homo-erotic post which was originally posted on an Alex Rodriguez fan blog years ago. 

Ruining the friendship 

You stared at your friend’s ass as he finished with the toilet and flushed. You took pride in having the guy with the nicest male ass at school as your best friend. His underwear looked like it was going to burst as he walked towards your kitchen. Right before he got to the kitchen he let out a loud four second fart. He then said, “I got some bad heart burn man do you have anything that could help.” You and him were alone at your house for the week so you had to take care of him.“ You took out some Tums from the cabinet and gave them to him. He ate half the container. “I dont think youre supposed to have that much.” I said. “What, I like the gas that it gives me.” He then pushed out a strong ten second fart and sighed in relief. If you only knew Tums made him gassy you would have given him them everyday. Both of you went back to your room to play video games. While you were playing video games he kept farting into your beanbag chair you knew you’re gonna have a jerk off session smelling the chair when he left. 

 After a few hours of video games and his loud and long farts, you guys decided to call it a night. You kept bragging about how you won almost every game. He then said that you should have a wrestling match to settle it once and for all. Even though you’re half a head taller than him he has more muscle than you so you’re excited to see who wins. You start wrestling on the ground for a while then somehow find yourself wrestling with him on your bed. He had you on your back with his butt on your cock when you made eye contact with him. It was silent for a good second until he accidentally let out a big ten second fart on your cock. He was blushing like a tomato and started to get off when his butt brushed against your hard on. He got off the bed and told you he was going to the bathroom. When he was at the door way he let out a big juicy fart. He was gone for about ten minutes when you got bored and went to check on him. When you reached the bathroom you could hear him sobbing inside. You asked him what was wrong and he said nothing so you opened the door not caring what he was doing. He was just standing there so you hugged him as hard as you could. He kept trying to push you off him but I was too late. You felt his hard on and rubbed it, “So this is what you’ve been hiding?” you said said softly. “I was crying because I felt your hard on and I thought it would never be me.” You stopped hugging him and looked into his eyes all the way into his soul. You didnt waste any time. You started kissing each other like crazy. You then carried him into the room where we kept kissing as you took off your clothes. You had sex with his farting ass so many times that week that you can’t remember. He would keep eating Tums, and everytime you went to sleep you would be spooning him while he farted into the night…

 

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

"Fart By Mail" Greeting Cards

I recently discovered that there are greeting cards being sold by a company entitled, "Fart By Mail."  Apparently, customers can purchase a greeting card which emits a fart sound when opened and which also smells like ass!  This is a great idea and when Corky finds out about it, he is going to throw A-Rod a beating for missing out on this business opportunity.

Here are a couple videos posted on the Fart By Mail website:

 

Tuesday, December 01, 2020

Open Thread For Queer Fantasies

As a service to everyone looking for a place to post and read queer fantasies relating to Dustin "Screech" Diamond and other celebrities and topics of interest, feel free to post a story as a comment to this post!

Tuesday, October 06, 2020

Gay Tandem Bike Cake Topper

 I recently happened to randomly come across the following tandem bike cake topper being sold on Amazon:

This cake topper reminds me of the episode of Saved By The Bell: The New Class where the gay lovers, Screech and Mr. Belding, rode a tandem bike through the streets of Paris, France during a class trip!  I suppose that this is conclusive evidence that Screech and Mr. Belding had a passionate homosexual love affair during filming of that series!


Friday, May 22, 2020

Gay Guys Wearing Athletic Cups on Their Faces

There is a big trend within the gay community where gay men where athletic cups on their faces.  I believe that this trend was started when Screech wore the athletic cup from Slater's sweaty jock strap on his face after Bayside beat valley in the uber homoerotic episode of Saved By The Bell!



Monday, May 18, 2020

Elvis Presley's Pee-Stained Underwear

A pair of pee-stained underwear worn by Elvis Presley in 1977 went on the auction block in 2012.  Apparently Elvis wore this underwear under a jump suit during a concert and he pissed his pants during the concert.  This pair of underwear was on display at the Elvis-A-Rama museum in Nevada.  I wonder how big the urine stains were on Mr. Belding's underwear???



Tuesday, May 05, 2020

Gay Leapfrog Game?

I found this hot story posted in another forum:
I live in Los Angeles and took my car for a drive through MacArthur Park over the weekend. That park is notorious for the homeless bums and vagrants who live there, but it is reasonably safe to drive past during the daytime. As I drove around the park, I saw two gay guys who were in the nude and were doing some type of leapfrog game where they would take turns jumping up and leaping over each other. I also realized that they would rip loud farts during this exercise and seemed to time their farts to be released at the moment they finished a leapfrog and their bare ass was right in the face of the other! It was really strange and neither of them were wearing any type of mask. After doing several leapfrogs, they both ran up to a homeless man who appeared to be trying to sleep and they each ripped ass in his face! I know that Los Angeles is gay-friendly, but this was far too extreme and dangerous in the time of the Coronavirus.

Friday, April 24, 2020

Questions About Dustin Diamond From Other Forums

Dustin Diamond's life is a topic of interest of gay men around the globe!  Here are some questions  about Diamond that I have seen posted in other forums:

Is it true that Dustin Diamond had a gay relationship with Bob Golic during Saved By the Bell: College Years?

Dustin Diamond played Screech and Bob Golic played Mike Rogers on Saved By The Bell: The College Years.  Mike Rogers was the RA in the dorm where Screech lived with Zack Morris and A.C. Slater.  I heard a rumor that Dustin Diamond and Bob Golic used to make passionate gay love to each other in the men's bathroom after filming scenes for the day.  Has anyone else heard this rumor?
3 Answers 

Anonymous
1 decade ago
Favorite Answer

I think that there is a lot of truth to that rumor.  Diamond probably loves men with curly mullets.  Mario Lopez had one on Saved By The Bell, but Lopez was always busy chasing after women.  Golic, on the other hand, was not an attractive man and probably enjoyed the attention that Diamond must have given him.  They probably went for a walk in MacArthur Park one day and then Golic suggested they take a dip in the local pond.  One thing led to another and they probably became fast lovers.


Anonymous
6 years ago

Man, I hope it is true and they video-tapped it.  It really turns me on thinking of the former NFL lineman really giving it to the skinny Diamond right in the brownpipe!  I bet he tossed Diamond around like a rag doll while having his way with that little rim goblin!!!


Anonymous
1 decade ago

This is 100% true.
Source(s): I have pictures. No, you can't have them.


Did Dustin Diamond and Dennis Haskins have a gay relationship?

I have read stories/rumors on several websites indicating that Dustin Diamond had an illicit relationship with Dennis Haskins on a rowdy Saved By The Bell Set.  Is there any truth to such rumors?  Supposedly they tried to keep their relationship from affecting their acting, but it did seem like there was some gay tension between them on some of the later episodes of Saved By The Bell: The New Class. 

Dustin mentioned a girlfriend on Celebrity Fit Club, so he must have just been experimenting with Haskins, or is bisexual, if the rumors are true.
Did Dustin Diamond and Dennis Haskins have a gay relationship?

5 Answers

Anonymous
1 decade ago
Favorite Answer

Yes, they probably did.  I'm not 100% certain, although as the Magic 8-Ball would say, all signs point to "yes."  I'm not sure if Dustin or Dennis Haskins have ever gone public with their relationship, but there are many rumors about their illicit relationship in Dustin's trailer on the rowdy, no-holds-barred Saved By The Bell set.  

The Saved By the Bell: The New Class writers were undoubtedly well aware of their relationship and that is probably why Screech gave Belding a rubdown in one of the episodes, and they rode a tandem bike through the streets of Paris in another episode.  See, e.g., the pictures near the bottom of this page about Dustin:

http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2007/01/du...
Source(s): http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2007/01/du...


Anonymous
4 years ago

RE: Is Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved By The Bell) really gay? I have searched for information about Dustin Diamond on various search engines and have discovered an inordinate number of websites, blogs, and forums with stories about Diamond being gay, having an illicit relationship with Dennis Haskins, and engaging in gay activities on a rowdy Saved By The...


Anonymous
1 decade ago

Hmmm.I have never heard these rumors,but nothing surprises me when it comes to Dustin Diamond.


Anonymous
1 decade ago

haha dustin diamond! that doesn't surprise me lol



Anonymous
1 decade ago

I wouldn't doubt it
Is it true that Dustin Diamond cruises highway rest stops looking for gay sex?

I read on a website somewhere that Dustin Diamond is openly gay and visits highway rest stops and gas station bathrooms while seeking gay sex with random dudes, including homeless men. Does anyone know whether there is any truth to these rumors?
Is it true that Dustin Diamond cruises highway rest stops looking for gay sex?

8 Answers


Anonymous
1 decade ago
Favorite Answer

I have also heard these rumors, although I've never witnessed Dustin "Screech" Diamond having sex with anyone. He sure seemed to be gay on Saved By The Bell: The New Class and I heard that he sometimes tours colleges with Mr. Belding (Dennis Haskins) and that they stay in the same hotel room and share a bed together. Dustin probably gets bored of making love to Mr. Belding and seeks new men at rest stops to satiate his homosexual carnal desires! Dustin recently took down his website, which included a guestbook full of gay fantasies relating to him.
Source(s): http://www.dustindiamond.com



Anonymous
1 decade ago

Blech, I wouldn't touch Dustin Diamond with a ten foot pole. He's repulsive in looks but especially personality.


Anonymous
1 decade ago

Oh no, not screech !

**takes out pen and paper**

Where does he go cruising, I want to land Screechy-Poo :)



Anonymous
1 decade ago

So you know who Dustin Diamond is....now we know your true age.

And Kurt, really, who cares...let him get his kicks or whatever. He's not doing anymore than our local closeted politicians...so no harm, no foul...


Anonymous
1 decade ago

i have no idea

All he wants is to make an extra 3 dollars...without doing work



Anonymous
1 decade ago

He'd better make sure they pay the full wage.
Source(s): I speak from personal experience.



Anonymous
1 decade ago

thats who that was! i knew i recognized him from somewhere. he stiffed me the prick. he owes me another $50.

j/k

why not, its the in thing to do, right?



Anonymous
1 decade ago

screech? no, i've never heard that before.

Did Screech have Down's Syndrome on Saved By The Bell?

Did the character Screech on Saved By The Bell suffer from some type of adult-onset Down's Syndrome during the later years of Saved By The Bell? When he was on Good Morning:Miss Bliss, Screech was a smart, albeit nerdy dork. When he was a student at Bayside during the original run of Saved By The Bell, he clearly lost intelligence relative to what he had when he was younger, although he did get accepted into California University. During the College Years, he apparently couldn't handle the workload at California University and dropped out to return to Bayside as Mr. Belding's assistant for minimum wage. During the six seasons he was on The New Class, he quickly became dumber and dumber to the point at which he seemed to have a learning disability. He stupidly spilled soup on a jukebox during one of the last episodes - he appeared to be suffering from Down's Syndrome during that episode. Does anyone else know whether Screech was supposedly suffering from Down's Syndrome or was otherwise mentally retarded?

2 Answers


Anonymous
9 years ago
Favorite Answer

No, Dustin Diamond just grew up to be an untalented prick.


Anonymous
9 years ago

Great question! It did seem like Screech was a gay 'tard during the later seasons of the show. The writers of the show were clearly running out of new ideas, so they decided to make Screech stupider (and gayer) every season until it would have surprised me if Screech could even count to ten by the last season.
Source(s): Dustin Diamond fan websites

Is it true that Dustin Diamond and Dennis Haskins Dated during the mid-late 1990s?

Dustin Diamond and Dennis Haskins appeared together for many years on the Saturday morning TV show Saved By The Bell: The New Class. They seemed very chummy during the show and it appeared as though there was a certain degree of sexual tension between the two during some of the episodes. I heard a rumor that they were hooking up in the men's room on the set in between takes. Has anyone else heard whether they had a serious (or casual) dating history during the 1990s?

1 Answer


Anonymous
6 years ago

I cannot be certain, although they really did seem to be gay for each other. I imagine that Dustin would probably suck off Dennis Haskins in a bathroom stall during the lunch break.

Are Dustin Diamond and Max Goldberg the same person?

www.dustindiamond.com is registered to Max Goldberg. In 2003, Dustin Diamond supposed hired a lawyer and attempted to wrestle control of dustindiamond.com from Max Goldberg. In 2004 an Internet domain name arbitration board ruled that Max Goldberg was entitled to retain ownership of the domain. However, I heard that this may have been a big publicity stunt.
Are Dustin Diamond and Max Goldberg the same person?


2 Answers

Anonymous
1 decade ago
Favorite Answer

"Dustin Diamond" is the stage name for Max Goldberg - they are the same person! When Max started his acting career and joined the Screen Actors Guild ("SAG"), he discovered that someone in SAG was already acting under the name Max Goldberg. The prior Max Goldberg was a minor film actor who appeared in several low-budget horror flicks in the 1950s. Goldberg was told that in order to join SAG he would need to act under a different name. At this point, Max started acting under the name "Dustin Diamond." Think about it - the name "Dustin Diamond" sure sounds made-up, doesn't it - that name is clearly fabricated and sounds funny when spoken.

Goldberg/Diamond is nothing more than an Internet "Performance Artist" and engaged in the whole domain name dispute to raise publicity for himself and break back into acting!
Source(s): Various websites


Anonymous
1 decade ago

no his real name is dustin diamond

[edit] dustindiamond.com

In 2003, Diamond attempted to take control of the domain dustindiamond.com, which was owned by Max Goldberg, the creator of YTMND. Diamond was upset because the site is laid out to look extremely amateurish and incompetently prepared, for example with many spelling mistakes, contains gay fantasies relating to Diamond and links to porn websites. He alleged that it created confusion among visitors over whether he was the author of the site. Additionally, Goldberg allowed thousands of guestbook postings with extremely sexually-explicit content. Diamond's lawyer served Goldberg with a cease and desist order that was unsuccessful.

In 2004, the case was submitted to the National Arbitration Forum acting on behalf of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN). Goldberg, then 21, represented himself through the suit, which Diamond ultimately lost. The decision read, in part:

"The Panel accepts Respondent’s argument that the "outrageous ugly and low-tech graphics and numerous errors and misspellings" as well as the sheer absurdity of the site’s claim that Dustin Diamond is a "Famous Superstar and Sex Symbol", clearly signal that the site is not meant to be taken seriously. Goldberg offered, in court, to produce various letters of support, confirming public understanding of the website's humor, including letters from a Professor of Cinema Studies who coauthored two well-known books of religious parody among other publications, and a letter from an art correspondent for the Wall Street Journal, New York Times, and the Oxford American. These writers called the website "an electronic art installation of great wit and outstanding merit," a "parody," and an "obvious and clearly affectionate joke." Whether the site is regarded as parody, satire, or critical commentary, and notwithstanding Respondent’s assertion that "lawyers are notoriously bad at understanding how humor works," this Panel finds that legitimate noncommercial fair use commentary is involved."[5]

The precedent-setting decision may be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site.[6]

Is Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved By The Bell) really gay?

I have searched for information about Dustin Diamond on various search engines and have discovered an inordinate number of websites, blogs, and forums with stories about Diamond being gay, having an illicit relationship with Dennis Haskins, and engaging in gay activities on a rowdy Saved By The Bell set.


13 Answers

Anonymous
1 decade ago
Favorite Answer

He lied about being married.  In this article he mentioned a specific date in 2003 on which he became married:  http://www.mkeonline.com/story.asp?id=357162

However, when he went on the Howard Stern show in June 2006 he said that he and Jennifer are "engaged."

Diamond made an appearance with Jennifer on the Tyra Banks Show a couple weeks ago and only introduced Jennifer as his girlfriend, not fiancee or wife!

It's obvious that he's been lying the whole time and he isn't even a good liar.  I think he only mentions his fake wife/fiancee/girlfriend to cover up the fact the he's gay.

P.S.  Diamond appears to have sarted the rumors about the size of his own penis.  I never read anything about this until he told Howard Stern it was huge during his June 2006 appearance.  However, Diamond refused to provide any corroborating evidence of this alleged hugeness. 

Anonymous
1 decade ago

I believe that he is bi-sexual. There are a lot of stories out there about him engaging in some crazy and rowdy activities with various men. In fact, he has a large following in the gay, lesbian and transgender community.

So in short, noone knows for sure but he doesn't help his case at all.


Anonymous
1 decade ago

I haven't heard anything about him being gay, but he did say he has a big penis. Poor guy, with the way he looks I hope he at least has that.

Anonymous
4 years ago

Wow, Thank you! Just what I was looking for. I tried looking for the answer on the internet but I couldn't find them.

Anonymous
1 decade ago

He is doing porn and selling it because he went broke that's what I found out on VH1 or E! not sure, but I think is heterosexual porn. So I don't think he is gay.

Anonymous
4 years ago

Haven't really thought about it
 
Anonymous
1 decade ago

i'm not sure about that one. I heard a sex-tape has been released of him with some girl. Maybe he is just bi? i'm really not sure. 

Anonymous
1 decade ago

He has a wife.  I don't know if this means anything or not.

Anonymous
4 years ago

Wanted to ask this question too this morning
 
Anonymous
1 decade ago

I don't think he is.

Anonymous
1 decade ago

yup

Anonymous
1 decade ago

all i know is the internet never lies
 
Anonymous
1 decade ago

i dont know about that but i do know he is dead broke.

How do gay men find men to hook up with at rest stops?

I have heard for years that many men meet gay lovers at highway rest stops, although I have never understood how this actually happens. Do gay men simply stare at other dudes using a urinal until one of those men lets the dude staring know that he is interested in having sweaty unprotected gay sex? Or do they sit in a stall and take a "wide stance" with their legs and try to play footsie with the person taking a dump in the adjacent stall?
How do gay men find men to hook up with at rest stops?

6 Answers


Anonymous
9 years ago
Favorite Answer

I think that they are supposed to tap on the stall partition or throw toilet paper under the space below the partition to the attention of the person in the next stall. I'm not sure whether the toilet paper is supposed to be used prior to being thrown.
Source(s): Word of mouth


Anonymous
4 years ago

Gay Rest Stops
Source(s): https://shrinke.im/a9XFE


Anonymous
9 years ago

When I'm at a rest stop I usually just cut a glory hole in the cubicle wall, flop my junk through, and ask if they want to give me a *******. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Remember to use manners.
brown's avatarbrown1 year ago

I don’t think that is what you do


Anonymous
9 years ago

They probably meet each other like they do anywhere else. By introducing themselves.
Anonymous
9 years ago

not true, they just go to bars like everyone else.


Anonymous
9 years ago

Lol what i never heard of this!!


Is it true that singer Neil Diamond has disowned Dustin Diamond?

Former child star Dustin Diamond is the biological son of popular singer Neil Diamond, although they've apparently had a falling out. I heard that Neil has cut Dustin out of his will because he thinks that Dustin is a terrible actor, extremely ugly, and an overall embarrassment to the Diamond name. Can anyone confirm these details or provide additional details?
Is it true that singer Neil Diamond has disowned Dustin Diamond?

6 Answers


Anonymous
1 decade ago
Favorite Answer

Neil Diamond is a successful singer and is ashamed that his son Dustin turned out to be such a loser and douche. The guy above is correct that Neil has other sons Jesse and Micah. However, Dustin pushed Neil's buttons so much that Dustin has been the only son that he's actually disowned (so far).

I think that Neil was ready to make up with Dustin in the early 1990s but was so enraged when Dustin started acting in Saved By The Bell: The New Class that he completely wrote Dustin out of his will. He must have thought that Dustin totally sucked on that show.
Source(s): gossip websites
Anonymous
3 years ago

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Anonymous
1 decade ago

Calling Dustin Diamond an 'actor' is an insult to actors everywhere.
Anonymous
1 decade ago

neil diamond has four children in his two sons are not named dustin diamond so get your facts straight before asking your question!.....

two daughters, Marjorie and Elyn,

two sons Jesse and Micah

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Diamond#Personal...


Anonymous
5 years ago

I have also heard this story!


Anonymous
1 decade ago

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Sunday, April 19, 2020

Did Dustin Diamond Date Joe Exotic?

Joe Maldonado, better known as "Joe Exotic," is the star of a recently released Netflix documentary series entitled "Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness."  The documentary details Joe Exotic's life operating a large private zoo filled primarily with large cats such as tigers and lions, and also delves into his sexuality including his various homosexual relationships.   The documentary also exposed him as a self-professed gay redneck mullet-headed tiger breeder.

As many of you are aware, Dustin Diamond is down on his luck and supposedly currently works as an unpaid bathroom attendant handing out paper towels and offering breath mints to random men who have just expelled the contents of their bowels and urinated at men's rooms.  But apparently there is another rumor floating around the Internet which says that Diamond had a brief relationship with Joe Exotic a few years ago!

Diamond was looking at YouTube videos back in 2015 when he discovered the JoeExoticTV channel and started looking at the videos of Joe Exotic discussing his daily life at the zoo and complaining about "Fuckin' Bitch" Carole Baskin.

Diamond likes animals and immediately fell in love with Joe Exotic's sexy mullet and decided he had to meet the man.  So Diamond hopped on a Greyhound bus and managed to eventually make his way down to Wynnewood, Oklahoma where he went to Joe Exotic's Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park.  Once he arrived, Diamond was so hungry that he ate one of the zoo's homemade pizzas filled with ingredients taken from expired food dumped into the dumpster behind the local Wal-Mart.

Diamond then went to use the bathroom and ran into the Joe Exotic at the urinal next to his!  Diamond introduced himself as "Screech" from "Saved By The Bell" and said he was a big fan and loved the pizza he had just eaten.  Joe Exotic replied that he had never seen "Saved By The Bell" but was glad that he liked the pizza.  Diamond then went into the animal park and enjoyed looking at the animals and loved it when one of the lions peed on him!

At around 8PM that night, the zoo closed and Diamond left along with the other visitors that day.  Diamond did not have a place to stay, so he decided to sleep on the side of the road next to a family of raccoons he had seen on his way in.  In the middle of the night, Diamond snuck into Exotic Joe's trailer and attempted to wake him up by rubbing his balls in Exotic Joe's face!  Exotic Joe woke up and was none too pleased by Diamond's transgression!

Joe Exotic pulled out his pistol and hit Diamond in the face with it and then kicked him out of the trailer!  Then Joe Exotic pulled down Diamond's Zubaz and started butt-slamming him in front of a tiger enclosure while several workers at the park watched while smoking crystal meth!  Joe Exotic suddenly roared like a lion while blowing his load into Diamond's brownpipe!  Joe Exotic proceeded to kick Diamond out of the park, accused him of being a spy for Carole Baskin!  Joe Exotic sure taught Diamond a lesson that time!

Thursday, April 09, 2020

Dustin Diamond Took a Job at NBC Studios Last Year

Dustin Diamond was notoriously excluded from the upcoming reboot of Saved By The Bell, the show on which he starred for more than a decade back in the late 1980s-90s.  However, I have it on good authority that he has taken a job with NBC Studios again, his first full-time job in 20 years!  This is an account which I discovered posted in another forum:

I visited the NBC Studios in Burbank, California last year and toured the old Saved By The Bell set!  I got to walk through The Max, down the halls of Bayside, and peeked into Mr. Belding's office.  I actually sat in the three-wheeled golf cart where the SBTB gang learned to drive in Driver's Ed, and I ventured into the boy's locker room where Mr. Belding used to lift weights right in front of adolescent boys changing during gym class.  It was a fun time reminiscing about one of my favorite TV shows from long ago.

After the tour, our guide took us to the food court.  It was the most unusual food court I've ever seen as they only offered pizza for sale and the only option was deep dish pepperoni pizza!  And if that wasn't strange enough the only liquid refreshment available was large cups of Mountain Dew - they didn't even have a water fountain!  I was famished so I purchased a slice of the pizza and the Mountain Dew and then found a table where I gobbled down the food and watched an old Saved By The Bell episode which was airing on TVs in the cafeteria - they were playing the "Miss Bayside" episode where Screech won a beauty contest.

About 5 minutes after eating, I felt a rumbling in my belly and realized that I needed to find a men's room where I could go #2.  Fortunately, there was a men's room nearby although when I walked in there were only two stalls and both were occupied.  There was also a line of five men in front of me.  There was a bathroom attendant who looked like a weirdo - he was standing near the sink and had a small display of breath mints, cologne, and paper towels.  He also was also a fat white guy who had a big poofy curly 'fro.  

While I was standing in line, a man in front of me ripped a heinous pepperoni fart and it stunk up the men's room!  The bathroom attendant walked up to the man and then knelt down and started sniffing his ass before saying, 'Well played!" and offering him a mint.  The attendant was so gay and enamored by the men's fart that it was very creepy.  A minute later after struggling to hold in my own fart, I unleashed a nasty fart of my mine and it smelled awful!  The bathroom attendant looked over at me with a strange smile and then asked if I wanted a mint before telling me he enjoyed my fart!

I looked over at the bathroom attendant and was shocked to discover that it was Dustin "Screech" Diamond himself!  I asked why he was a bathroom attendant and he replied that his official title was "Unpaid Bathroom Attendant" and that NBC made it clear that he was not an employee, although he was allowed to work for tips.   I then turned so that my ass was facing him and ripped another smelly fart.  He got an enormous smile on his face and then fell over convulsing while jizzing his pants!  

He's a strange guy but I'm glad he finally has a sustainable career since acting hasn't worked out for him since Saved By The Bell was cancelled 20 years ago!

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Former WWF Wrestler Marty Jannetty's Fart Pranks

"The Rockers" was a popular WWF tag team from the late 1980s. One of the members was Marty Jannetty. Jannetty was apparently notorious for pranking other wrestlers and random people often by ripping heinous farts.


Here is a nice video clip of an interview with Al Snow, a wrestler who used to wrestle on a tag team with Jannetty.  At 2:17 in this interview, Snow said:
"[He] ate Icopro amino tablets which that been left in his garage for  years and had like [a] kind of brown edge on them and gave him horrific gas and the only reason he ate them is because they gave him horrific gas so that he would fart on the plane and bother people.  I remember when we were in San Antonio in Texas and they had this little closet of a room where they were having the agent meeting.  And he's like, 'watch this' ... 'um, ok' and he gets this big smile on his face and then walks in the agent room and then nothing...nothing and then all of a sudden the door opens and then he walks out laughing and shuts the door.  He says, 'stand right here.'  I don't move ... about 30 seconds later ... 'JESUS CHRIST!!!' and they all came piling out of there because he had went in and busted ass and didn't tell anybody and then shut the door again and left them sealed in that little small coffin of a room with him shitting his pants.  Who does that?  All the time!  24 hours a day, 7 days a week!"



Jannetty would have been a great addition to Saved By The Bell: The New Class. It would have been fantastic if he had played a substitute teacher who pranked Screech by ripping nasty farts in his face!

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Negative Forum Comments About Dustin Diamond

I recently discovered these negative comments about Dustin Diamond from another forum. Some of these are quite funny and illustrate that he's always been an annoying dork notwithstanding his status as an icon among mentally-deranged homosexuals who love him!

"I love SBTB - I watch it everyday. I'll be curious to see what Screech says about the behind-the-scenes stories about the cast members. That said, Dustin Diamond has shown his true colors these last few years. He's just a desperate, money-starved, washed-up actor that is looking for attention. I'll be taking his memoir with a grain of salt and not believe everything in print."
"He used know him from back in my band days. He was the singer of a shitty band called Much! First time I met him he was hitting a 4 foot bong. He liked his shrooms back then too. This was back in 1992. He was a dorky ass with a huge head even back then.  
...
He was such a moron that after hanging out with him 15 minutes, groupies even wouldnt want to hang around him. If he is claiming he banged some fellow cast members, he is full of shit. He was a joke."

"I so agree! He's on my list of celebs who should just die and go away along with Andy Dick. Back in 1999 when I worked at Disneyland a Guest Servicies person who was assigned to Dustin for the day while at the park said he was a total ahole and full of himself. "

"Dustin is such a creepy, scum sucking bottom feeder !! I wouldn't read this book if you gave it to me gratis !! He has shown what a flaming asshole he is to the entire world !"

"Ugh, he's just like herpes. Can't someone run him over and be done with it?? Perhaps he and Corey Feldman can take a Thelma and Louise-like ride to the closest cliff."

"that dude is a creepy crying sack of doo doo.. dustin the douche diamond needs to grow up.. celebrity fit clubbed annoyed the crap out of me for bringing him back after all the crap.."

"Ugh. Dustin Diamond is an ugly disgusting ass."

"Diamond probably eats feces too..."

"He is extremely annoying. And that is a compliment. He had an ensemble part on a very popular Saturday morning TV show 15 or so years ago. So what. He needs to go away, the faster the better."

"He is such a douchebag, which is a shame cuz I used to like Screech and Saved By The Bell...I still like that show, but he's such a disgusting freak now...and so washed up."

"Another act of desperation from another has been that nobody could give two shits about. Let's see....sex tape, Celebrity Fit Club, fighting the dude who played Horshack on Welcome Back Kotter. Seriously, this guy just needs to disappear. " 
"What are your thoughts on this loser?"
"I'm surprised he isn't dead yet..."

"I've never liked him. Even as Screech on Saved By The Bell. Screech always screwed things up. I don't like people like that."

"I have seen him on Celebrity Fit Club and he was an ass on there, and the sad part is I don't think he was acting."

"He was always annoying on the show. Then later I saw him on a "Where Are They Now" type program and he was doing stand up comedy (not very well I might add) and was selling t-shirts to try to save his house and wanted people to donate money. Yeah right - the economy is in the toliet but let me help someone who squandered his money. He's a douchebag."

"I believe in another interview I saw they used an old cast picture for this People cover and he was quite pissed off because he was Photoshopped out" 

"He grosses me out." 

"I watched him on Celebrity Fit Club and couldn't believe how rude he was to his castmates and the judges. I so wanted the drill sargeant to kick his snotty ass. If anyone deserves to have their ass handed to him it is Dustin Diamond"

"I loved the show but Screech -didn't care too much for him. Now all grown up, it's even worse, lol"

"He needs to take the short bus to Duchetonia with Jon Gosselin. he thinks he's so cool and funny with the whole Dirty Sanchez thing when he makes himslef look even more like a moron. God he sucks!"

"I had seen somewhere that he was doing some sex related show somewhere and claimed he had "4 feet of Screech in my pants." His words, not mine. Prolly more like 4 centimeters. Sorry, it must be Thursday, excuse me while I get my sarcasm warmed up."
"There was an episode of Law and Order or one of the spin offs where they knocked off a washed up has been annoying as hell child star an awful lot like Dustin Diamond. That made me very much happy "
"Looks better without him on there...can't stand Dustin the Prick Diamond!"
"He's a complete freakazoid LOSER!"
"He is a total freakin' loser.What an asshole." 
"He's a shitload of other things too."
"heres another pic from the People story

 And again, that picture looks great WITHOUT the douchebag."

Thursday, May 07, 2015

Demented Weirdos Caught Hanging Out in Outhouse Toilets

I recently heard about a couple weirdos who were arrested after being caught hanging out in the toilet water in outhouses. Apparently they wanted to stand in the filthy water while random strangers pissed and shit on them! Both of these demented freaks make me think of Screech, as it sounds like something he would have done on Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

The first story is about Gary Moody, a man arrested in 2005 in New Hampshire:

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet


POSTED: 4:56 pm EDT June 28, 2005
UPDATED: 6:18 pm EDT June 28, 2005

ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.

Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.

"It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material."

Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn.

"He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.

Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there.

"I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said.

Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.

The second story is about Donald H. Baker, a man arrested in 1987 in California:

My Two Cents
by Hosey R. Horton


It takes all kinds of people, but...

It may just be my imagination, or maybe it's all due to the fact that since I'm not over the mid-century mark, I just don't remember all that well how things were when I was a youth.

Whatever the truth of the matter, it does seem as if there are far more than two but crooks around than there ever were. And it also seems as if there's more weirdos around, too; some of them just weird and some of them somewhat dangerous.  

New depths - no pun intended - were reached recently by a California man who, dressed in plastic with surgical gloves, was dragged out from beneath a woman's outhouse at Montana de Oro State Park and arrested.

Donald H. Baker, San Luis Obispo County officials said, was sitting on crates beneath a woman's outhouse up to this waist in muck, ostensibly in an effort to get his kicks by watching women go to the bathroom,

Rangers at the park, after forcibly removing Baker from the outhouse, hosed him off with a garden hose and then turned him over to deputies who arrested him.

Can you imagine how that poor deputy felt with Baker smelling up the back seat during the drive to the jail house? Gas masks will probably take on a new meaning in San Luis Obispo County.

When last heard of, Baker was whiling away his time in jail on charges of loitering.  You can almost imagine a jailhouse conversation. "What are you in for?" someone asks Baker. "Loitering,: he replies.

Topping the story of someone who's weird enough to crawl under an outhouse will be tough, maybe impossible, but there's a lot of other weirdness around, and we're not even talking about the two clowns now doing their best to make Spokane Rape City U.S.A. on the city's northside.

Consider for example the saga of singer Michael Jackson ...



Thursday, August 29, 2013

Hot Diarrhea Confession

I discovered this story about diarrhea the other day and it reminded me about what what Slater and Mr. Belding used to do to Diamond on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set!

GF sprayed my face with diarrhea last night....

It was a horrible night. We got back from a party we went to and decided to get dirty...literally. I was behind her as she was bent over and I was licking her pussy. I got a couple licks in before I went for a lick of her balloon knot. All I heard two seconds later was , PFFFFFFFFFFFFT. My face was completely pulverized with the spraying of diarrhea. I didn't taste any. We just ran into the bathroom and washed up. Anyone else have this happen?

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Is Dustin Diamond a Scientist?

Fellow queers, I have discovered a video on youtube where a guy who looks just like Dustin Diamond discusses the propagation of waves and the weight of light.  This guy is just as goofy as the real Dustin Diamond and has the same mannerisms and speaks the same way!  Does anyone know whether this really is Dustin Diamond?  If not, it may be Diamond's twin brother.

Perhaps one of the twins is the "good" one and the other is the "evil" one?  If so, I bet that this is the "good" twin and Dustin Diamond is the "evil" one!

In any event, this is great spank material for Diamond's legion of gay fans!


Wednesday, April 25, 2012

"Rest stop confidential" article

I discovered this hot article about rest stops and gay sex over at Salon:


Rest stop confidential

Across America, countless men are meeting up for sex in highway bathrooms. I'm one of them. Here's why

By Conner Habib

I was 15 the first time I found out that men have sex in public. On the way to Maine with my mom and stepfather, we pulled off the highway and into a rest area. At the urinal, there was a man next to me. He was tall and homely, and holding himself. He stared at me. I was electrified, but held to that spot; he shook himself at me and I couldn’t move. We would have stayed there forever, but another man came in and saw what was happening and scowled. Time started again and I ran out of the bathroom.

If you’ve ever pulled over to a rest area, you’ve been near men having sex. I’m one of those men, I’ve done it a hundred times; we go into the woods or a truck with tinted windows, in a stall under cold light. It never stops, not for season or time. In the winter, men trudge through snow to be with each other, in the summer, men leave the woods with ticks clinging to their legs. Have you ever stopped at a rest area and found it completely empty? There’s always one man there, in his car, waiting to meet someone new.

This has been going on for a long, long time. The new ways that men meet — endlessly staring into phones, searching on hookup apps like Grindr or sites like Manhunt — haven’t changed the fact that we’re still having sex at rest areas, because they offer something different. For the man who is unsure of his sexuality, or unsure of how to tell others about it, for the man who has a family but feels new desires (or old, hidden ones) unfolding inside of him, the website and the phone apps are just too certain of themselves. They’re for gay men who want to have gay sex. Sex at the rest area, instead, abolishes identity; there’s a sort of freedom there to not be anything – instead, men just meet other men there; men who want the same sort of freedom.

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For the rest of the article, visit Salon.

I added this nice relevant comment which was unfortunately deleted by the comment moderation Nazis at Salon:
Several years ago I was driving to Las Vegas and stopped at a rest stop in the Reno, NV area to relieve myself. As I was using a urinal I noticed that some weirdo was standing near the urinal on the opposite end of where I was standing and was staring at me pee. He quickly looked away when he saw me notice him and I stepped in closer to the urinal. After I finished and flushed the urinal, he started clapping and congratulated me on "taking a tremendous piss." I was really freaked out, so I quickly got my hands wet at the sink but didn't use soap and hustled out of there to my car and continued toward Vegas. Needless to say, it was an unpleasant experience. I'll never forget this experience because that weirdo looked a lot like the guy who played Screech on Saved By The Bell.

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

New Forum for Dustin Diamond's Queer Fans

Dustin Diamond's rabid homosexual fanbase has a new home at Dustindiamond.net!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

New Forum for Diamond's Queer Fans

The original Dustin Diamond Love forum has been removed for alleged Terms of Services violations. It's a shame because there was a lot of hot gay spank material posted over there. In the meantime, Diamond's queer fans can submit and read new gay fantasies over at the new Dustin Diamond Love forum.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

A Dumpster Spa for Diamond?

Check out this photo of a garbage dumpster that has been modified and converted into a make-shift spa. I bet that Diamond would have a lot of of fun in one or these. He could crawl in to relax after being anally violated at a homosexual dumpster party in an alley behind a Taco Bell. I bet he would enjoy relaxing while several dirty bums hung their asses over the edge of the dumpster and took dumps into the water. Diamond would enjoy watching several shit logs float by his face as he relaxed!