Sam Bankman-Fried is the "Screech Powers" of the Investment World!

Sam Bankman-Fried is the founder and former CEO of FTX, a cryptocurrency exchange.  He reportedly had a net worth of $26 billion at one point during spring 2022.  During the 2022 stock and cryptocurrency bear market, his new worth dropped to a reported $16 billion as of Monday, November 7, 2022.  However, FTX imploded and declared bankruptcy a few days later amid allegations of fraud, dropping Sam Bankman-Fried's net worth by $16 billion in just a few days.  

He is undoubtedly the "Screech Powers" of the investment world and even has a huge poofy Jew-fro just like Screech did on Saved By The Bell: The New Class!

Here is a gif image of Sam Bankman-Fried meeting Mr. Belding:

Dustin Diamond Admitted That There Was Homosexual Tension Between Screech And Mr. Belding During Episodes of "Saved By The Bell: The New Class"

I recently acquired a copy of Dustin Diamond's "Behind the Bell" autobiography, a book which was published in 2009.  In the book, Diamond complained that the writers of Saved By The Bell: The New Class wrote storylines about Screech and Mr. Belding being gay!  Here are some select passages from the book:

I was still playing Screech in SBTB: The College Years when SBTB: The New Class began production, so there was a brief gap in time when I was still part of the original SBTB and hadn’t yet transitioned all the way with [Dennis Haskins] into the new format. When I started with The New Class, that’s when all the weird scripts started getting handed down to Den and me—scripts with all sorts of blatant homosexual innuendo between Mr. Belding and Screech. It was clear that the writers were either getting bored or had a bone to pick and were taking it out on us. Den was the first to vocalize his objections to whoever would listen. Stage directions started to be inserted into scripts that said things like, “Screech and Mr. Belding embrace and stare into each other’s eyes.” Weird shit like that. Look, I don’t care anything about people’s sexual preference. As far as I’m concerned, people can hit any hole they choose. But in the context of the long- standing relationships and backstories that had been established over years of creating the characters in SBTB, the shit they were handing us was totally inappropriate, and they knew it. Maybe it all was to get back at Den, who seemed to always be up in the writers’ room lecturing them on how he wanted Mr. Belding to be written. Maybe Den had told each of the writers that he was from their individual hometowns, and they’d finally compared notes with each other, deciding he was full of shit. Den was telling them how to do their jobs, and they were like, “Okay buddy, we’re the writers; you’re the actor. We’ll write the lines, you memorize them, and everybody will be happy.” I think Den just got on their nerves after a while, and they started taking it out on us in the scenes we had together. They’d write action like, “Screech gets scared and wraps his arms around Belding for safety.” It was a comedy show with a number of slapstick, cartoonish set pieces, so that wasn’t so bad. But then when scenes weren’t coming off as the writers envisioned, they started getting more graphic.

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Later, Ron Solomon and Brett Dewey’s partnership ended after Ron went on to other projects. Brett stayed with SBTB, sitting up in the seats of the darkened studio during rehearsals, uncorking that high-pitched, Revenge of the Nerds laugh of his whenever we performed one of the overtly gay gags he’d written into the script. You always knew which writers had written which jokes by who laughed the loudest. Den started mumbling, “It’s fucking Brett. He’s the one who thinks this shit’s so funny.”

 

Corky Singing With His Band

 Here are some videos of Corky singing with his band-mates, the creepy-looking DeMasi twins:

  

   

  

  

  

Episode of "Life Goes On" Where Corky Befriended a Hooker

 "Life Goes On" was a ground-breaking sitcom which introduced the world to the "lovable 'tard."   "Life Goes On" taught us all that people with Down's Syndrome are highly capable and very entertaining - Corky would shoot guns, nearly drive over everyone in his Driver's Ed class, and burned down his family restaurant after playing with the knobs on the stove top burners.  

I recently discovered that there was also an episode in which Corky got lost in Chicago and met up with a hooker (played by Robin Tunney) with whom he lost his virginity! 

 

At the end of the episode, Corky ended up in a seedy movie theater watching a gay porn flick as shown below until his sister, Becca, and their friend, Tyler, found him rubbing one out in the theater.

Screech Artwork

 I recently discovered that someone is selling a black-and-white image of Screech saying "Zoinks" posted onto various items such as postcards, t-shirts, mugs, posters, spiral notebooks, hardcover journals, throw pillows, shower curtains, backpacks, duffel bags, drawstring bags, face masks, socks, and greeting cards!  I have no doubt that these will be very popular within the gay community.

Corky was Homecoming King

Corky was a complete stud on his "Life Goes On" sitcom and was crowned Homecoming King!  Here is a picture of Corky with the Homecoming Queen - is there any doubt that Corky hooked up with her in the bathroom when she realized he had a huge dong??

Corky Shooting a Gun

I recently discovered an hilarious episode of Life Goes On entitled "Loaded Question."  In the episode, Corky's dad gave Corky a handgun.  Corky's mom and his annoying sister, Becca, were upset about the gun because they thought that guns were dangerous.  When Corky's mom asked how Corky felt about the gun, he said that he didn't like the gun, either, because it was too small!

A black guy who worked with Corky's hot older sister was snooping around the back of the house one night and Corky opened fire and tried to shoot him!  The only thing that saved the black guy was the fact that Corky was unbelievably uncoordinated.  You might recognize the black guy from the Rocky movies, where he played "Duke," a trainer of Apollo Creed and then Rocky Balboa.

Video Clip of Corky's Best Scenes from "Life Goes On"

 I recently discovered this video on YouTube entitled "Life Goes On - The Best Of Corky."  This video includes clips of some of Corky's memorable scenes.  Apparently Corky drove a Driver's Ed car into a dumpster on two different occasions for some reason!

Some of the comments to this video are gold, such as those shown below:

 

Screech Oiling Up Mr. Belding

Here is a nice GIF image showing Screech oiling up Mr. Belding in an infamous homoerotic scene from Saved By The Bell: The New Class.  The gay tension between those lovebirds was palpable in this scene!

"Ruining the Friendship" Story

This is a repost of a classic homo-erotic post which was originally posted on an Alex Rodriguez fan blog years ago. 

Ruining the friendship 

You stared at your friend’s ass as he finished with the toilet and flushed. You took pride in having the guy with the nicest male ass at school as your best friend. His underwear looked like it was going to burst as he walked towards your kitchen. Right before he got to the kitchen he let out a loud four second fart. He then said, “I got some bad heart burn man do you have anything that could help.” You and him were alone at your house for the week so you had to take care of him.“ You took out some Tums from the cabinet and gave them to him. He ate half the container. “I dont think youre supposed to have that much.” I said. “What, I like the gas that it gives me.” He then pushed out a strong ten second fart and sighed in relief. If you only knew Tums made him gassy you would have given him them everyday. Both of you went back to your room to play video games. While you were playing video games he kept farting into your beanbag chair you knew you’re gonna have a jerk off session smelling the chair when he left. 

 After a few hours of video games and his loud and long farts, you guys decided to call it a night. You kept bragging about how you won almost every game. He then said that you should have a wrestling match to settle it once and for all. Even though you’re half a head taller than him he has more muscle than you so you’re excited to see who wins. You start wrestling on the ground for a while then somehow find yourself wrestling with him on your bed. He had you on your back with his butt on your cock when you made eye contact with him. It was silent for a good second until he accidentally let out a big ten second fart on your cock. He was blushing like a tomato and started to get off when his butt brushed against your hard on. He got off the bed and told you he was going to the bathroom. When he was at the door way he let out a big juicy fart. He was gone for about ten minutes when you got bored and went to check on him. When you reached the bathroom you could hear him sobbing inside. You asked him what was wrong and he said nothing so you opened the door not caring what he was doing. He was just standing there so you hugged him as hard as you could. He kept trying to push you off him but I was too late. You felt his hard on and rubbed it, “So this is what you’ve been hiding?” you said said softly. “I was crying because I felt your hard on and I thought it would never be me.” You stopped hugging him and looked into his eyes all the way into his soul. You didnt waste any time. You started kissing each other like crazy. You then carried him into the room where we kept kissing as you took off your clothes. You had sex with his farting ass so many times that week that you can’t remember. He would keep eating Tums, and everytime you went to sleep you would be spooning him while he farted into the night…

 

"Is it normal to wipe boogers on my college roommate’s items as a prank?" - post from Isitnormal.com

Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com  in which I asked, "Is it normal to wipe boogers on my college roommate’s items as a prank?"

 

"Is it normal to belch at a fast food drive-thru order machine and drive away?" - post from Isitnormal.com

Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com  in which I asked, "Is it normal to belch at a fast food drive-thru order machine and drive away?"

"Is it normal to loudly fart in my apartment when people are in the hallway?" - post from Isitnormal.com

Here is a screen cap from my submission to isitnormal.com  in which I asked, "Is it normal to loudly fart in my apartment when people are in the hallway?"

 

"Fart By Mail" Greeting Cards

I recently discovered that there are greeting cards being sold by a company entitled, "Fart By Mail."  Apparently, customers can purchase a greeting card which emits a fart sound when opened and which also smells like ass!  This is a great idea and when Corky finds out about it, he is going to throw A-Rod a beating for missing out on this business opportunity.

Here are a couple videos posted on the Fart By Mail website:

 

Audio Clip of Infamous "Battle At Thunderblow: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946"

This is a clip of an apparently infamous farting competition entitled "Battle At Thunderblow: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946."  This was released on record in 1947 and was one of the first big hits on the fart scene. 

  

This clip was remade in the 1970s by Gene Tracy, a former truck driver who performed stand-up at truck stops across the United States in the 1970s.