"The Secret Life of Screech Powers" Comic

I found this nice comic entitled "The Secret Life of Screech Powers" over at the original Dustin Diamond Love forum. (click on the image for a larger view). This was drawn by Fagbusters. I like the last frame where Screech gets kicked in the junk and yells out, "Ow! My zoinker!"

Cereal Characters Queer Gangbang

I just got word of a hot breakfast cereal queer gangbang taking placing in Key West at the rest stop off mile marker 23 of the Overseas Highway (the southernmost leg of U.S. Highway 1) on Saturday, August 25th!

I'm going dressed as Cap'n Crunch and plan on taking a Taco Bell fueled shit into Count Chocula's mouth. I will then have unprotected buttsex with the Trix Rabbit. Meanwhile, the Snap! Crackle! and Pop! Rice Crispies queers will be daisy-chaining each other and the Lucky Charms Leprachaun will teabag the Honey Nut Cheerios bee. I also heard that Tony the Tiger and the Nestle Quik Rabbit will spitroast the Honey Smacks frog! This is going to be hot, so make plans accordingly!!!

Button to Wear to Queer Dumpster Parties

Fellow queers, I have been informed that everyone on the Key West gay dumpster circuit is supposed to wear this Dustin Diamond "Zoinks" button to gain entrance to the hottest dumpster parties around!

Diamond Driving His Car?

I found this nice picture of Diamond driving his shitty 1979 AMC Gremlin car, a.k.a., "Diamond's shit-mobile." As one can see, Mr. Tuttle was hiding in Diamond's house when Diamond arrived back at his house in the car. Tuttle looks like he's upset that Diamond is home. I wonder if perhaps Tuttle was masturbating vigorously with Diamond's Zubaz underwear from the old Saved By The Bell days when Diamond returned home.