Monday, June 21, 2021

Was A-Rod the Model for a Cereal Box?

A-Rod took Corky grocery shopping the other day and Corky found a box for the delicious Cinnamon Toast Cruch Chocolate Churros.  When Corky saw the box, he noticed that the cartoon churros on the box behave the same way around cereal that A-Rod does around male asses!  Corky said that A-Rod gets the same look of pleasure in his eyes when he looks at Corky's bubble butt as the top churro on the back of the box does!  Corky also said that A-Rod also behaves just the bottom churro on the back of the box which is sticking its tongue out to lick the cereal - Corky said that A-Rod does the same thing when he tongues Corky's anus!  Corky then threw A-Rod a beating for modeling for cereal boxes without Corky's permission!