| 20th June 2007 - 11:38:01 AM |
| 83328 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I know that you lost 30 pounds on Celebrity Fit Club, but you still looked fat to me even on the last day. So how exactly did you manage to lose 13 pounds over the two weeks leading up to the season finale? Is it true that you used one of those colonics that you like to write about to drain 13 pounds of Belding's semen out of your brownpipe? |
| 19th June 2007 - 01:34:08 PM |
| 83249 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, you need to update your resume: http://www.carrycompany.com/pdf/diamond.pdf Your resume lists several "Special Skills," including: Chess Expert, Professional Wrestler, Drivers License, Professional Musician, and Martial Arts Expert. It's unclear to me as to why the mere possession of a Driver's License is a "special skill." You also list yourself as a co-star of the movies Dickie Roberts and Made even though you had less than one minute of screen time in both! |
| 19th June 2007 - 12:03:14 PM |
| 83244 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what kind of robot to you prefer to have sex with (as the catcher, of course)? Do you like the super-masculine clunky type, like "Robot" from the 1960s TV show Lost In Space? Or do you prefer the effeminate wimpy robot type, such as C3P0 from Star Wars? I suppose that Kevin the Robot is one of the more masculine robots, although I would bet that he would be gentler on your brownpipe than the Lost In Space Robot. |
| 18th June 2007 - 06:36:59 PM |
| 83143 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, did Belding ever sneak into your bedroom at night for some hot and sweaty unprotected buttsex? If so, dod Kevin the Robot stand guard in your room to warn you if Mrs. Powers was within earshot? Is it true that Belding ate some Taco Bell before sneaking into your room and into your bed one night and then pulled the sheets on your bed over both your head? Did he then take off his skidmark-encrusted Fruit of the Loom underwear and Wrangler jeans with the 44-inch waist? Is it true that he told you that he had hidden a half dollar coin near the foot of the bed and you crawled down to the area near Belding's feet to look for it? Is it further true that Kevin the Robot rolled over and held the sheets down over you while Belding gave you a "dutch ove," ripping several nasty Taco Bell-fueled farts that you inhaled because the air was trapped under the sheets when Kevin held them down? I heard that you passed out from the methane smell and when you woke up Belding was nowhere to be found, but you quickly discovered that Belding had lodged your Garfield phone in your brownpipe and taken a shit in your Converse All-Stars brand hi-top sneakers. Is that true? |
| 18th June 2007 - 04:38:24 PM |
| 83131 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for deleting spam recently. Your guestbook kicks major ass again. It hasn't been this good since 2003 or 2004! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 13th June 2007 - 10:49:09 AM |
| 82581 : Kurt steinberg |
| Max Wright is correct. The whole alleged domain dispute over dustindiamond.com that took place a few years ago was nothing more than a big publicity stunt. Dustin is kind of like an Internet-based "performance artist." Mainstream people might not understand, but Dustin works in mysterious ways. Dustin Diamond and Max Goldberg are the same person! "Dustin Diamond" is merely the stage name for Max Goldberg. I read somewhere that someone in the Screen Actor's Guild had already claimed the name "Max Goldberg," and so Max chose to act under the name "Dustin Diamond." Come on, that name "Dustin Diamond" sure sounds made up when you think about it, doesn't it? |
| 12th June 2007 - 12:21:13 AM |
| 82531 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey chubbs, why are you such a complete dickhead? Everyone who has ever watched, acted on, or even heard of Saved By The Bell and Celebrity Fit Club hates you! Man, you are a loser. You're also a complete pussy - each other women and Ant would have trounced you in the BMX bike race. |
| 10th June 2007 - 11:31:35 PM |
| 82495 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I think you would perform better on Celebrity Fit Club if you didn't walk up to the scale each time with a butt load of Belding's semen. Think about that next time. By the way, why are you such an obnoxious shithead? Have you ever had any real friends? Man, do you suck. It's no wonder that the only women who like you are tubbos with no other options. |
| 08th June 2007 - 09:57:17 AM |
| 82421 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, why do you continue to post here? Everyone hates you and your stupid posts! Go back to listening to your queer opera CDs and jerking off and leave diamond's fans alone. |
| 07th June 2007 - 05:07:39 PM |
| 82409 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey chubbs, remember when you claimed that the Celebrity Fit club scale was broken and Dr. Ian Smith called you out for doing so? That was the same episode where you kept farting during the kayak race, without even caring that teh cameraman was recording the disgusting sounds eminating from your brownpipe. I think it would have been funny if you ripped another loud and nasty fart after hearing your weight. Perhaps you could have claimed that you lost weight after farting? In lieu of an actual fart, I also think it would have been funny if the producers had editted in some fart noises to make it seem as though you had some kind of intestinal issues that day! |
| 05th June 2007 - 01:19:59 AM |
| 82371 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, are you Robery McFerrin or Robert Moran? http://members.macconnect.com/users/r/rbtmoran/index.htm |
| 05th June 2007 - 01:14:52 AM |
| 82370 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, now I am really confused. Are you Robert McFerrin or are you composer Robert Moran? I'm beginning to suspect the you have a multiple personality disorder. |
| 05th June 2007 - 12:39:57 AM |
| 82368 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Princess Peussie, you really did it this time. Pissing me off was a mistake. You there's a reason why moronic dipshits like you work for people like me. Princess Peussie's real name is "Robert McFerrin." He was born in 1950 and either currently lives or used to live at: 8520 Hagys Mill Road Philadelphia, PA 19128 Here is a map of that address: http://www.google.com/lochp?hl=en&tab=wl&q=8520%20HAGYS%20MILL%20RD+PHILADELPHIA+PA+19128 Man, you are one dumb piece of shit! And how pathetic is it that a 57-year-old man posts on a Dustin Diamond website? |
| 05th June 2007 - 12:09:20 AM |
| 82367 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey assfuck (a.k.a. Princess Peussie), quit posting under my name! What is your fucking problem? Your posts aren't even funny, FAGGOT! Is your real name really Marcus Holly? Why do you suck so much cock, dipshit? I hope you accidently stumble across a Milos-only party filled by militant Milos - those faggots will fuck you up with their sharped mop handles! |
| 04th June 2007 - 05:54:37 PM |
| 82361 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Peussie, you are a demented HIV+ LOSER! And kurtsteinberg@yahoo.com is not email address. You should leave immediately and never return. You do meet one of the prerequisites for posting here, given that you are a raging homosexual. However, your posts are not evenly remotely funny or homoerotic. Having to manually scroll down past your pointless posts while my pants are off and I am cracking one off in my office at work is quite cumbersome! You should leave Diamond's guestbook and instead post here: www.savedbythebellnow.com |
| 04th June 2007 - 04:03:28 PM |
| 82355 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey assfuck (Pricess Peussie), I'm amazed that you have not yet succumbed to the dealdy AIDS virus. Get out of here, shithead - NOBODY likes your dumb ass! Remember all of those "remember when..." stories where you got your ass kicked and were raped by a bunch of horny and STD-ridden dudes? I'll bet that stuff really did happen to you in real life and you liked it! marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com marcusholly@fastermail.com |
| 01st June 2007 - 12:53:21 AM |
| 82278 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, why won't there be a new Celebrity Fit Club episode this Sunday? I demand that you do something stupid to firther embarass yourself so that I can get in a good spanking session! |
| 30th May 2007 - 02:13:12 PM |
| 82246 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Here's a picture of Max Goldberg: http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/433cd05ebf337-92-1.jpg Max certainly looks like a certain former child star, does he. Is this a coincidence? I think not! |
| 30th May 2007 - 01:45:12 PM |
| 82243 : Kurt Stienberg |
| D (message 82240), you are way off. Dustin Diamond is kind of like an Internet-based "performance artist" and he does some strange things here as part of a "public commentary" on celebrity status. Mainstream people might not understand, but Dustin works in mysterious ways. Dustin Diamond and Max Goldberg are actually the same person! "Dustin Diamond" is merely the stage name for Max Goldberg. I read somewhere that someone in the Screen Actor's Guild had already claimed the name "Max Goldberg," and so Max chose to act under the name "Dustin Diamond." Come on, that name "Dustin Diamond" sure sounds made up when you think about it, doesn't it? Max probably had a good chuckle when he came up with the name "Dustin Diamond" - it almost sounds like a porn name or something! |
| 28th May 2007 - 08:24:55 PM |
| 82194 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, there are only 8 episodes of Celebrity Fit Club and as far as I can tell, you only needed to meet about 16 days out of a total of about 100 days to film for the show. Why were you such a total dickhead? It's not like you were even hanging around with those people all of the time. Were you in withdrawal because Belding's semen wasn't deposited in your colon during the days you were taping? |
| 28th May 2007 - 05:36:15 PM |
| 82186 : Kurt Steinberg |
| JewveBeenFramed, I think that the rules are somewhat ambiguous on this issue. I believe that non-homosexual posts are allowed, provided they are anti-Dustin Diamond. The site admin can correct me if I am wrong about this. |
| 28th May 2007 - 05:30:20 PM |
| 82185 : Kurt Steinberg |
| The real Gwando is a raging homosexual, just like the rest of us queers! Gwando wrote: " 19th November 2003 - 02:57:48 AM 5785 : Gwando 'Remember When' guy, nothing gets me more aroused than sweaty man on man wrestling. I would like to have Diamond wear a tight pink leotard and smear himself in baby oil. I would chase him around for a while, but his thin greasy body would keep slipping from my grasps. Eventually i would throw him to the floor, tear off his leotard and unsheath my rod, which i would insert into him, and rapidly lose the mother of all loads in his colon! After a brief rest, i would take a dump on his chest and throw him out into the street!" http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html?displayBegin=5753 |
| 28th May 2007 - 01:12:33 PM |
| 82179 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gwando (82178), are you the same Gwando who used to post here a few years ago? |
