I recently discovered that someone is selling a black-and-white image of Screech saying "Zoinks" posted onto various items such as postcards, t-shirts, mugs, posters, spiral notebooks, hardcover journals, throw pillows, shower curtains, backpacks, duffel bags, drawstring bags, face masks, socks, and greeting cards! I have no doubt that these will be very popular within the gay community.
Corky was a complete stud on his "Life Goes On" sitcom and was crowned Homecoming King! Here is a picture of Corky with the Homecoming Queen - is there any doubt that Corky hooked up with her in the bathroom when she realized he had a huge dong??
I recently discovered an hilarious episode of Life Goes On entitled "Loaded Question." In the episode, Corky's dad gave Corky a handgun. Corky's mom and his annoying sister, Becca, were upset about the gun because they thought that guns were dangerous. When Corky's mom asked how Corky felt about the gun, he said that he didn't like the gun, either, because it was too small!
A black guy who worked with Corky's hot older sister was snooping around the back of the house one night and Corky opened fire and tried to shoot him! The only thing that saved the black guy was the fact that Corky was unbelievably uncoordinated. You might recognize the black guy from the Rocky movies, where he played "Duke," a trainer of Apollo Creed and then Rocky Balboa.
