Sunday, December 28, 2014

Dustin Diamond was Arrested for Stabbing a Man at a Bar

Dustin Diamond was arrested for stabbing a man at a bar in Wisconsin with a switchblade because the other man was allegedly taking a photograph of Diamond and his girlfriend.  Perhaps Diamond will be sentenced to prison and get some of the hot man-on-man action he craves?



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Five-Minute Loop of the "Who's Kurt Steinberg" Clip from the Young Turks Show

Here is a 5:49 loop of the "Who's Kurt Steinberg?" clip embedded into a video showing different relevant pics - a new pic about every 23 seconds.

Five-minute loop of the discussion of "Kurt Steinberg" on The Young Turks

Here is a five-minute loop of a discussion on The Young Turks where I was mentioned in regards to the Ebola nurse who whined about being quarantined, apparently for political purposes.  Notice how the commentators mischaracterize the occupation of nurse Kaci Hickox, referring to her as a "doctor."

One-Minute Loop of the "Who's Kurt Steinberg" Clip from the Young Turks Show

I was mentioned in The Young Turk's show published on Monday, October 27, 2014, as discussed in a previous post.  I extracted the portion of the clip where one of the commentators said, "Who's Kurt Steinberg?" and looped it for one minute in the video embedded below!


Kurt Steinberg Mentioned on The Young Turks Show!

I was mentioned during the episode of The Young Turks which was published on Monday, October 27, 2014.  Nurse Kaci Hickox has been in the news this week because she was subjected to mandatory quarantine after returnin to the United States from treating Ebola patients in Sieraa Leone.  Hickox whined that she should not be quarantined even though there is a chance, albeit small, that she could have the disease and may transmit it.

I wrote on my Twitter account that she is a selfish cunt for putting her own personal desires above the safety of other Americans.  Apparently Hickox is a left-wing liberal and it is highly likely that she is raising a stink about the quarantine simply for political purposes, as the governor of New Jersey, where Hickox was being held, is Republican Chris Christie.

The Young Turks mentioned me in this clip below starting at 5:59.  Keen viewers may notice that the objectivity of the speakers on the show is questionable as they continue to refer to Hickox as a "doctor," even though she is just a nurse.


Monday, October 27, 2014

Another Sexy Photo of Diamond!

I just discovered this hot photo of Diamond!  He absolutely radiates homosexuality in this photo.  He probably posed like this as a service to his legion of queer fans!


Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Homosexual Screech shirt

I recently discovered this Screech shirt for sale.  This is possibly the gayest shirt I have ever seen!  This is a shirt of Screech wearing an AC Slater shirt!



"Screech Contracts Down's Syndrome" episode recap

Screech, remember back in 1990 when Saved By The Bell was being filmed on the lot next to the Life Goes On set?  Remember when Corky from Life Goes On wandered onto the Saved By The Bell set one day while a Bayside scene was being filmed?  Remember how the producers decided to write Corky into the scene because they felt sorry for him and they thought he was a lovable 'tard?  Remember how the script called for you to take the Driver's Ed golf cart for a test drive through the hall?  Remember when Corky saw you get behind the wheel and he thought you were trying to steal the golf cart?  Remember how Corky ran toward you and used his mongo-strength to throw you into a locker?  Remember how you hit your head against the back of the metal locker and fell to the floor?  Remember how overpowering you turned on Corky and he started taking his clothes off because he was now horny for you?  Remember how Corky pulled off his jeans and then took off his diaper?  Remember how he had taken two shits in the diaper since he put on the diaper?  Remember when he shoved the diaper in your face and then yanked off your Zubaz and started viciously raping you?

Remember you heard heard a cracking noise coming from the golf cart and looked over and saw that Mr. Tuttle was laying on the top of the golf cart?  Remember how his pants were down around his ankles and he was masturbating vigorously?  Remember when the roof of the gold cart collapsed under Mr. Tuttle's 450-lb frame?  Remember how Tuttle became impaled on a metal shard from the roof of the golf cart?  Remember how blood started gushing out of the wound, and Tuttle kept masturbating until he jizzed on the floor and then passed out from the blood loss?  Remember how Corky kept viciously thrusting himself into your zoink-hole?  Remember when Mr. Belding walked out of his office and you thought he was coming to save you?  Remember how you quickly discovered that he was not going to save you when he pulled down his pants, pressed his bare ass against your face and ripped a wet fart, and then went back into his office to eat a large cake by himself?  Remember how you heard applause and assumed that someone must have accidentally hit a laugh-track button?  Remember how you looked over and instead discovered that the entire audience was clapping, laughing, and cheering on Corky?  Remember how sad this made you feel?  Remember when Corky blew a huge load in you, infecting you with a virulent strain of Down's Syndrome?  You sure got screwed over that time!


Thursday, October 09, 2014

Hot Twitter Posts

Saw ep where Screech saw yellow pee stains on Mr.B's undies.He said that the "mustard stains" went with his juicy "weiner." Mr. B raped him!


What the fuck was wrong with Screech? Mr. B was embarrassed about those stains, and that idiot is pointing them out!


Remember when Screech said that the skidmarks in Mr. B's undies were his "dessert" after the main-course wiener?What a sicko!



I liked when Belding yelled "Ill give you some skidmarks" then drug his filthy ass across Screech's jewfro and face!

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Pictures of Herbert Hotus

Herbert Hotus was one of the most recognizable nerds at Bayside. He was also one of Screech's many gay lovers. In the top picture below it appears as though Screech is just below the frame sucking Herbert off - Herbert has a look of homosexual ecstasy on his face!



Sunday, September 21, 2014

Cartoon of Screech and Kevin the Robot

Here is a nice cartoon of Screech and Kevin the Robot.  It looks like Kevin is really giving it to Screech here!



Tuesday, September 09, 2014

My Tweets from March 2009

I have a Twitter account where I occasionally post hot Tweets about Screech and Saved By the Bell.  Here are some of my old Tweets from March 2009:
@Roccodumpster Corky has a weird look on his face - he's laughing to himself thinking, "my mom is wearing the bra I jerked off onto!"
@Roccodumpster There's a time and place for shitting one's pants, and that is at the dumpsters or a rest stop, not in a public elevator!!
Just saw the ep of SBTB where Screech fell in mud and Belding cleaned off the mud with a golden shower!
I dropped some nasty ass on the train to work this morning and then pretended that the bum sleeping on the train near me had done it!
I saw the "April Fools" ep of SBTB where Belding lied and told Screech he was wearing a condom while having anal sex. Screech caught AIDS!
Ordered a delivery pizza from Domino's. When the deliveryman came, I pulled a $20 out of my ass to pay the bill! Deliveryman was not happy!
My black and white Zubaz pants smell like ass. I'm wearing them to the Burger King bathroom party tonight!
The song "Love Child" by the Supremes reminds me of when Belding anally impregnated Screech and left Screech to raise Zoinks by himself!

Was in a public elevator today. The dude standing next to me smelled like he shit his pants.Hopefully I'll see him by the dumpsters tonight!

@jimmyfallon Set up a SBTB reunion on your show! I want to hear about Belding's off-screen sexual relationship with Screech.
teabagged a random dude in the bathroom stall men's room at Exxon gas station near me! He rested his head on the shit-covered toilet seat!
My sweaty balls belong in Screech's mouth!
Just saw two dudes having a homosexual "sword fight" in the piss-soaked alley behind my building!
Mr. Horton was an innocent bike shop owner who was set up by Mr. Drummond to take the fall for Drummond's child-molesting proclivities!
@Roccodumpster Great article! They should have kept the scene with Mr. Horton sniffing the used bicycle seats!!!
Took a shit in a sink at a Burger King bathroom today and then wiped my ass clean on the door knob. The janitor must have been pissed!

With his new name, "Mr. Horton" exacted revenge on little black kids, by "getting his."

@Roccodumpster I wish Mr. Horton from Diff'rent Strokes and Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street spit-roasted Katana and pumped him full of STDs!!
@QueerMeNow You should do a Saved By the Bell-themed gay porn involving a Mr. Belding manhandling a Screech! That would be hot!

Just saw the episode where Kevin the Robot made love to Screech for the first time. Kevin really drained his oil into Screech's brownpipe!

I loved Dustin Diamond in "HIV Bug Chasers," where he played the role "Cum Bucket #2."
Just saw ep where Belding's old college roommate, Mr. Horton, visits Bayside. Belding showed Horton some new moves while violating Screech!
Saw the episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Dudley's dad traded Dudley to Mr. Horton in exchange for a dirt bike and a carton of cigarettes!

I read the for Olympic swimmer Greg Louganis used to get beaten up by his gay lover. I wonder whether he's still into the rough stuff?
Saw the ep of Life Goes On where Corky got mad and tried to drive over football players with the Driver's Ed car!!

Just saw the episode of Sesame Street where Mr. Hooper and Snuffleupagus doubled-up on Kermit the Frog while Miss Piggy played with herself!
Just saw the SBTB episode where the Hamburglar robs Screech of his anal virginity.

Rocco reminded me that the child molester on Diff'rent Strokes is "Mr. Horton," not "Mr. Hooper"! Zoinks!
Just saw the episode where Mr. D made love to Willis in the shower!

Hooked up with a couple bums in a dumpster behind the bowling alley on Friday night.

@Roccodumpster Nice of Mr. D to invite Mr. Hooper over after he finished his prison term. He caught up on old times with Arnold right away!
@Roccodumpster Just saw the episode where Mr. Drummond tea-bagged Sam for the first time. He really dunked his wrinkled balls into Sam!!

Saw the ep of Life Goes On where Corky climbed up the water tower and started shooting at people with a sniper rifle!
Just saw the ep of Saved By The Bell where Mr. Belding jerked off into Screech's bowl of Fruit Loops.

Just saw the episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Mr. Drummond hired Mr. Hooper, the child-molesting bicycle shop guy, as his housekeeper!
Just saw the episode where Slater and Belding took turns kicking Diamond in his tiny balls until Diamond passed out from pain!!!

Just saw the episode of SBTB where Belding overflowed the toilet and blamed it on Screech. Belding punished Screech with a violent teabag!

Just saw "The Fight" episode where Slater and Zack had a fistfight. Screech tried to break it up by fondling their crotches!
Just saw the episode where Diamond's real father, singer Neil Diamond, teamed with Belding to double up on Diamond on the rowdy SBTB set!!!

@Roccodumpster Those buttplug matches where awesome. I also liked the steel cage "teabag" match between Hulk and Bad News Brown!!

I just watched the movie, "Anal Cum Buckets," where Dustin Diamond played "Jizz Bucket #2." Belding really gave it to Diamond!!!

Saw the episode of "Good Morning Miss Bliss" today where Mr. Belding fired his seed down Screech's throat for the first time.
Just saw the episode of "Good Morning Miss Bliss" where Mylo the janitor mops up barf with Screech's Jew-fro!!!
Just fired my seed into the Jew-fro of a random dude using the gloryhole at the rest stop off the I-15 in Las Vegas!!!

Tossing off watching the episode of SBTB where Mr. Belding infects Screech with the HIV virus!

Just watched the ep of SBTB where Corky wandered over from the "Life Goes On" set and violated Screech while Belding pleasured himself!
@Roccodumpster I just saw a mongoloid ass-slamming a ginger dude with mullet! I think it may have been Chris Burke and Michael Oliver!!!
Dustin Diamond was the top gay icon of the 1990s - he was the "Liberace" of his time...

I would love to fire my seed down Dustin Diamond's throat and then fart right in his face!!!
@originalzubaz I sometimes work out in Zubaz. Unfortunately, they smell like ass after awhile because they trap farts when I sweat. :(

I worked out commando and accidentally shit in my Zubaz at the gym today. (bad Taco Bell). I threw the soiled Zubaz in a random locker.
@Roccodumpster I walked past an alley and heard an illiterate man yelling "Mylo's gone git his!!" as he slammed someone against a dumpster.

Confucius say "Mr. Belding's pubic hair can predict the future!"

Just saw a homeless man teabagging a guy dressed up as Screech from SBTB. That bum also ripped ass right in the Screech's face! So hot!!
Just saw the SBTB episode where Hound Dog and Kevin the robot double-teamed Screech!
@Roccodumpster I just whipped a homeless man in the nuts with a car antenna while two other dudes jerking off at the spectacle!

@PerezHilton You should post some pictures of Screech making out with Mr. Belding. I heard they've been dating since the early 1990s.

@Roccodumpster I plan on spraying green diarrhea into my neighbor's pool to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!
@Roccodumpster I went into a McDonald's bathroom, shit on a toilet seat, and used French fries to smear it all over the mirror and walls!

Is laughing while thinking about all of the times he farted on on his college roommate's pillowcase!

@jimmyfallon Jimmy, you should have Dennis Haskins and Dustin Diamond on your show before their upcoming gay marriage.
I dropped a steaming turd directly into the mouth of a homeless man tonight - that was the best meal that dudes has had in years!
@Roccodumpster + I saw the episode where Tuttle tea-bagged Screech on the Spice channel yesterday!

@Roccodumpster The best Diff'rent Strokes ep was where the Bicycle Man and Arnold spit-roasted Dudley while Dudley's dad watched!
Masturbating while fantasizing about Mr. Belding and AC Slater tag-teaming Screech on Saved By The Bell!