Tuesday, March 17, 2020

"Corky Teaches A-Rod How To Purchase Diapers"

A-Rod was doing his weekly shopping last weekend when he encountered a scared mob of shoppers who cleaned store shelves of certain necessities as a result of fears over the Coronavirus.  Corky had asked A-Rod to purchase a new 124-ct package of extra large Huggies diapers.  Corky produces several gallons of urine and goes dookie multiple times a day, so he typically goes through about 12 diapers a day, so a 124-ct package usually only lasts about 10 days.  In any event, A-Rod went to his favorite stores, such as Dollar General and Wal-Mart and was disappointed to discover that there had been a run on diapers and no Huggies could be found.  Instead, A-Rod managed to locate store brand diapers at a Target.  So A-Rod purchased the Target diapers and brought them home. 

When A-Rod arrived home, Corky ran up to him and complained that his diaper was overflowing with dookie and said that he was mad that A-Rod took so long to come home with the diapers. A-Rod told Corky to settle down and suggested that he drink a Capri Sun to calm down.  A-Rod then pulled out the diaper package and showed it to Corky while saying, "Ta-da."  Corky took one look and then yelled "WHERE ARE MY HUGGIES!!!!!!"  A-Rod replied that the stores were out so he had to buy generic brand.  Corky got really mad and then flew into a 'tard rage!  Corky started slapping A-Rod in the face until A-Rod started crying!  Corky then removed his overflowing diaper and rubbed the dookie in A-Rod's face while he strangled A-Rod with the diaper!!!  Corky sprayed diarrhea while beating A-Rod and then used the diarrhea to lube up his cock upon which he started anally violating A-Rod's anus until he fired his mongo seed up A-Rod's brownpipe!

Corky really taught A-Rod to stock up on Huggies that time!

Friday, March 13, 2020

"Corky Teaches A-Rod About the Coronavirus"

A-Rod has been watching quite a bit of CNN and MSNBC lately and is terrified that he is going to catch the Coronavirus.  So he went out to a DollarTree near where he lives and bought 20 bottles of hand sanitizer which he has dispersed throughout his massive apartment.  A couple days ago, Corky, who has been potty training, went dookie in a toilet for the first time ever and was so happy that he jumped up off the toilet and ran to get A-Rod to show him what he had done.  Corky said to A-Rod, "Corky go dookie!!!" as A-Rod was eating his breakfast.  Corky then grabbed A-Rod's hand and directed him to the bathroom where Corky showed his massive dookie!  A-Rod replied that it was disgusting and that Corky clearly hadn't been paying attention to his potty training lessons as he forgot to flush the toilet.  A-Rod then asked why the sink was dry and said, "Corky, you washed your hands after going to the bathroom, didn't you?"  Corky replied that he had not and again replied. "Corky go dookie!!!"  A-Rod then told Corky that it was important that he wash his hands and also use hand sanitizer so as to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.  Corky then got incredibly angry and red in the face as he shouted "Corky give A-Rod the chrome virus!!!"  A-Rod then replied that Corky needed to calm down and that it was known as the "Coronavirus, not the Chrome Virus."  Corky then slugged A-Rod right in the gut, causing A-Rod to double over in pain!  Corky yanked down the Yankees uniform pants which A-Rod still wears and then used some hand sanitizer to lube up his mongo cock before anally violating A-Rod!  Corky kept yelling "A-Rod fagget" while really giving it to A-Rod, right in the ass!  After a few more minutes, Corky jizzed in A-Rod's torn anus before wrapping his diaper around A-Rod's neck while choking him out!  Corky then pressed his bare ass up against A-Rod's face and ripping a nasty wet fart!  Corky said "that saves A-Rod from Chrome Virus!!!!!"  Corky then went into A-Rod's bedroom to watch cartoons while leaving A-Rod in a puddle of blood, semen, and feces!  Corky sure taught A-Rod about virology that time!