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John Pepperoni
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I would love to gorge on a large deep dish pepperoni pizza and then wash it down with a large Mountain Dew. I will then visit the homeless shelter where Screech lives and will rip a heinous pepperoni fart in his face before chasing it with a huge belch into Screech's ear!
I just saw a really erotic episode of the New Saved by the Bell on the Peacock+ network. I found a flyer for it at my local gay bar and it seems it’s currently invitation only. In this episode they showed Screech and Kevin on the International Space Station. The set looked like it was made with a budget that was no more than $25. There were for some reason no other people on the Space Station. In it Kevin was doing pretty much everything while Screech floated around fondling himself and looking at pictures of Slater in his wrestling singlet from his old Bayside Yearbook. After awhile Kevin got annoyed he was doing all the work and asked Screech to check on some experiment. Screech responded with a sassy “you’re not my boss” then went back to fondling himself. This made Kevin angry and he said “bzzt, must drain oil”. At this Screech yelled “Zoinks” which brought a ton of canned laughter. Moments later an enormous metal cock began to grow from Kevin and as Screech tried to float away Kevin’s arm extended and grabbed Screech by the Jew Fro. For some reason Screech had some hideous Zubaz space suit and Kevin barely had to do anything in order to rip and tear the shoddy, thin, fabric. After ripping off Screech’s space pants Kevin inserted his metal cock into Screech and began bouncing him up and down on it. Screech at this yelled “double Zoinks” to which Kevin pinched Screech’s hook nose with his other claw, then applied some kind of electric shock. The shock jolted Screech and made his Jew Fro stand up making Screech resemble Don King! Moments later Kevin pulled his cock out of Screech and blew a huge load of hot oil all over Screech. Screech screamed in pain from the hot oil, and the laugh track went berserk, and there was even a giant fart sound?! Kevin then turned around and left some kind of robot backfire. It created a green cloud and blew Screech across the space station causing him to hit a wall and knock him unconscious. We then saw a screen with the people back at mission control which included Zack, Slater, Kelly, and Jessie. Jessie was fingering herself while watching this attack, while Slater was jerking off, and Zack was pounding Kelly in the ass! What a fantastic episode. I was a bit disappointed Mr. Belding wasn’t in it!
Crotchmaster, that was a fantastic episode! I wonder who programmed Kevin to be a violent homosexual? Was it Maxwell Nerdstrom or did some weirdo Silicon Valley software engineer write a queer script into Kevin's program code???
I saw that episode too, not on Peacock, but a live event on YouTube! There were tons of live, lewd comments from around 150 hardcore SBTB fans in the chat box with lots of fan fiction around the new stars.
One thing you may have missed Crotch, is that Belding did make a brief cameo in the beginning of the episode. There was a pan shot of the ISS in the opening credits, but if you look carefully it was merely Beldings' dong covered in white semen with a plate of nachos on top - it was so erotic.
There was also an easter egg in the episode as you could see Mr. Tuttle vigorously tossing off underneath an internal engine component when Kevin the robot first came on screen. I hope they continue with this in the next episode, perhaps even with a few cross-overs from other episodes? I like the idea of the ISS landing on a moon that is inhabited by the cast and house of Silver Spoons for example.
I was perusing a Reddit forum on Saved By The Bell where I discovered that if you go to the Peacock network app and then hit the "channel up" and "channel down" arrows at the same time and then type in the code "473893", you can see a special hidden episode of the new show!
When I typed in the code, another space station-themed episode started playing. In it, Screech is up in the International Space Station with Kevin the Robot, Mr. Belding, and the homeless bum from the episode of the original series who was living in the bathroom at the mall. Anyhow, at one point Kevin the Robot got mad at Screech for being annoying and grabbed Screech's Jewish beak with his metal claw and launched Screech across the space station! Screech knocked into Mr. Belding, who was eating a large bag of Doritos. Mr. Belding released a powerful belch into Screech's face, causing him to float across the space station again. All of a sudden, a lid flew off a trash can and the homeless bum crawled out! The bum was holding a rusty car antenna for some reason and used to to start whipping Screech in the nuts! Screech yelped, "Zoinks!" with each strike of the car antenna! After about a minute of this attack, Screech disappeared into another section of the space station and then you could hear what sounded like a wet fart following by some loud butt-slamming! Throughout the attack, the laugh track on the episode was playing.
It was a strange episode - why was the bum on the space station and why did he have a car antenna with him???
Steve, that is one hot episode! I love that some demented executive at NBC decided to make episodes that cater to the millions of raging queers who love seeing Screech abused and humiliated by every character including robots! I bet that smelly bum stowed away on the ship in order to get away from the cold winter. He likely had that car antenna as a weapon he could use in case someone attacked him. But when he saw Screech his insatiable homoerotic lust burst forth and he needed to get his rocks off by tormenting Screech! I have heard that Screech was tricked into signing a contract that pays him nothing and has him down as “hooknosed, loser, intern”. It was negotiated by the same guy that defended Screech in the dd.com lawsuit. That guy really screwed over Screech once again! Maybe next time Screech shouldn’t hire an attorney from “Zubaz Legal Services”!
I’m so glad new episodes of the spicy side of Saved by the Bell are finally airing. Today I was watching a new one and ordered some food from Door Dash. The food took forever to get to my home and when I answered the door I saw Steve Bartman was the delivery person. He was wearing the same outfit he did at that notorious playoff game including the headphones with a Walkman attached to his belt. I took the food and noticed his crappy Geo Metro. In it I could see Anthony Rizzo, who for some reason was wearing his Cubs Uniform. I gave Bartman a small tip and went back into my home, then looked out the window. Once Bartman got back in the car Anthony immediately pressed his bare ass to Bartman’s face and ripped ass. It was so loud I could hear it in my home. Bartman then began tounging Rizzo’s anus, before the two lovebirds began having hardcore man action right in my driveway! Along the way there were many more farts and the windows steamed up. I then went off to eat my food and watch Mr. Belding buttslamm Screech in the space station while an alien ripped some kind of alien farts in Screech’s face. What a great day. Anthony and Steve Bartman make an adorable couple!
The Saved By The Bell reboot is awful for the most part and is extremely "woke" and preachy. I just finished the 4th episode and there were a couple black kids from the ghetto who stopped at a gas station to steal candy bars from the convenience store and fill up their car with gasoline. One of the kids went into the men's room and encountered Screech! Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant and told the black kid that he wanted to apologize for all of the slaves that Jews sold in North America and then begged that kid to take a dump on his Jew-fro. It was a strange episode...
Diesel, the new “woke” show sounds like a total disgrace. They really need to go back to the original formula. I’ve heard there is no rowdniness on the new set and the real action is on the special episodes that are being filmed in a storage locker in Encino. The episodes showing that gargoyle Screech and Kevin (along with special guests who appear with no explanation as to how they go there) on the International Space Station. That show is what normal people and raging homosexuals demand. No one wants to see some teenage tranny be a football star. We all know that’s ridiculous. We want to see Mr. Belding teaching Screech more lessons by farting in his face and buttslamming him!
Hey guys. I just saw a really funny episode of the New Saved by the Bell in outer space. In it Screech and Kevin are on the space station. At first Kevin is really annoyed with Screech and keeps zapping his nuts with his claw. Then out of nowhere, and with no explanation, Rosie O’Donnell appeared. She was even more annoying then Screech, and kept queefing. The stench from her foul queefs made Screech cough constantly, and caused Kevin’s circuit boards to corrode. This infuriated Kevin. Rosie was very bossy and was telling them how there weren’t enough minority and LGBT people in space. All of a sudden Mr. Belding appeared. He told Rosie to shut the fuck up, and dropped his pants and farted on her. This caused her to fly across the space ship and crash into a wall. Then working in tandem Screech and Kevin opened an airlock door, while Mr. Belding got in position to rip another fart on Rosie. When the time was perfect Mr. B ripped a gigantic fart that some people claim could be heard on earth. It blew Rosie into the airlock and Screech and Kevin closed the door. They then opened the outer door causing Rosie, who wasn’t wearing a space suit, to float into outer space. Within seconds her gigantic pumpkin head began to expand, then exploded. Mr. B, Screech, and Kevin all cheered as did mission control back on earth. Screech then yelled “Zoinks, it’s great to have the Three Musketeers back together”. This annoyed Kevin and Mr. B who then ripped off Screech’s Zubaz spacesuit and spitroasted him! What an awesome episode!
I saw another space station episode of the Saved By The Bell reboot. In it, Screech was being really annoying and pissed off everyone after he dropped a pen and it floated over and knocked into Kevin the Robot's claw. Kevin was angry and slapped Screech with one of his claws, sending Screech floating to the other side of the space station while tumbling end-over-end! Screech slammed into the wall and uttered "Zoinks!" Then, all of a sudden, a panel on the wall opened and out floated Mr. Horton and Dudley! Mr. Horton grabbed Screech was the Jew-fro and then Dudley kicked Screech in the junk. Mr. Horton proceeded to grab a Schwinn bicycle from the hidden panel that he had brought with him to the space shuttle for some unknown reason and they cracked Screech in the head with the bicycle! Mr. Horton then took off the bicycle chain from the bicycle and wrapped it around Screech's neck and started strangling him!!! Mr. Belding then floated over to Screech - Belding was bare-ass naked at the time! Belding ripped a heinous fart in Screech's face and then pulled down Screech's space suit and started viciously violating Screech's anus! Dudley was smacking Screech in the face with a bottle of grape Crush during this attack. Belding then blew his load into Screech with such force and Screech floated across the space station! Then Mr. Horton grabbed Screech and said something about wanting to play "Neptune: King of the Sea" with him in the space station shower...
I was watching the Dolphins game today and kept seeing the Dolphins players who were on the sidelines going into this weird little multicolored tent. I’m used to seeing the medical tents, but this seemed different. I have a special NFL package and was able to watch the camera focused on the sidelines. I kept seeing players, coaches, training staff, and even a referee head into there tent for a few minutes. I then saw Screech pop his head out at one point! I wondered what the hell was going on and really cranked up my sound. When the next player went in I could clearly hear a “Zoinks” and the sounds of buttlslamming! It seems that deranged weirdo was on the Dolphins sidelines to service the penis and ass needs of not only the players, but the coaches, staff, and referees! The Dolphins did win the game and I wonder if Screech is a good luck charm?!
Mr. Butthole, I peruse this board for spank material daily, and noticed your comment. I immediately headed to the Dolphins stadium and can confirm that Screech, acting as an independent, unpaid, intern, was in the sidelines performing sexual services. This was a massive breach in the NFL’s COVID protocols. I checked out the tent myself and found that poofy headed faggot in that fruity tent. As soon as he saw me he tore off my slacks and began tounging my anus. I’m no queer, but I did enjoy it. He tounged my anus like a pro, and gave me a fine reach around. When he was done he begged for a fart and I let one loose. He instantly fell to the ground and jizzed his pants. Needles to say he’s a disgrace to the NFL and the Dolphins will be seeing some massive fines and or lost draft picks for letting that gargoyle on their sidelines without a mask!
Gary, that story is so erotic. It’s so refreshing in these “woke” times to see NBC take a risk on a separate reboot to give the queer fans what they demand. It’s awesome how with no explanation various other characters can just pop into the space station to abuse and torment Screech. I love that Mr. Horton brought a bicycle into outer space! That shows dedication. He loves repairing bikes so much be brought not only his lover Dudley, but a bike they could ride around the space ship. To bad Screech annoyed them and he wound up having to use the chain to strangle him. Screech is the worst. But it’s good people are once again teaching him life lessons. Although I don’t know if the lessons he learned in his early 20’s didn’t work if these new lessons in his 40’s will. But you have to admit Mr. B and many others will never stop teaching Screech lessons. I can’t wait to see what other celebrities stop by. Thankfully they got rid of Rosie O’Donnell. She’s even worse than Screech!
I was out and about today on my route when iI had to take a shit. I stopped at a truck stop and went into the bathroom. What a scene! There was stadium seating that was jam packed in the middle of the afternoon. Each stall had a microphone in it, and the sounds of guys farting, spraying diarrhea, and taking enormous dumps, was being blasted over enormous overhead speakers. Every urinal was in use, and as I scanned the room I saw this poofy headed weirdo with multi colored pants standing next to a guy at the urinals. He was holding the guys cock! To go with the multicolored pants he had on a Christmas shirt that had lights that kept blinking on and off. When he turned towards me I could see it was Screech from Saved by the Bell! I watched as the guy who Screech had helped piss went to the sink where Screech turned on the faucet. As the guy washed his hands Screech crawled behind him and smelled his ass like a dog. Screech then moaned before standing back up and offering the guy some breath mints or cologne. The guy declined and I saw him out a nickel in this enormous top hat Screech had out for tips. Screech then came over to me and asked if I was there for stadium seating, the urinals, or the stalls. I told him I needed to take a dump and he said “follow me”. He led me to a stall and when he opened the door I saw there was already some weird looking guy sitting there. Screech told me this was his busy time and I’d have share the seat. If I didn’t have to shit so badly I would have left. But next thing I knew I was sharing a toilet seat and letting loose a massive dump. As I ripped some huge farts along with my dump I could hear cheers coming from the stadium seating. I tried to go as fast as possible as the guy sharing the seat with me was just sitting there like a goon. I stood up to wipe my ass and the door flew open. Screech came in and immediately began tounging my shit ridden anus. He did a masterful job and I could feel his giant hook nose pressing on my butthole. At that point I ripped a massive fart. I really pushed it and it was powerful, loud, and smelly. It brought some huge cheers, while Screech fell over and jizzed his pants while flopping all over the place. At that point I pulled up my pants and went to the sink. After Screech recovered he followed me and turned in a faucet for me, while also holding out a towel that had a picture of a nude Maxwell Nerdstrom on it! I found this really weird. The entire situation was weird. I used the towel to dry my hands, and declined any mints or colognes. I then tipped a buck and got out of there. It was a really weird situation but that Screech guy seems to be doing a good job servicing the butthole and cock needs of a packed truck stop bathroom!
Garbage Man, that is one strange experience! What the hell is wrong with that demented freak, Screech, and those other weirdos? Was the toilet seat oversized or was it a standard size seat? Was your ass touching that other dude's ass on that toilet set?
I saw another space station episode of the Saved By The Bell reboot on Peacock yesterday. Corky from Life Goes On was on the space station or some reason and he found a bag of candy and ate so much of it that that he a sugar high and started spazzing out! He had filled up his space diaper with dookie and then had a tantrum until someone changed it. Screech changed Corky's diaper and when Screech took off the diaper, Corky peed right in Screech's face, resulting in Screech uttering, "Zoinks!" Then Corky got angry at Screech for interrupting his pee and slapped Screech right in the face, sending Screech floating into the wall! Screech started crying like a gigantic faggot and then Corky yanked off Screech's space pants and started really giving it to Screech right in the ass! Screech was moaning in pleasure like a huge queer until Corky shot a huge wad of his 'tard semen into Screech. Corky then decided to go exploring on the space station while Screech put on a new pair of Zubaz space pants! Left unattended, Corky managed to find the navigation cockpit for the space station and grabbed the controls and pretended he was playing an arcade game. Corky used his 'tard strength to turn the navigation wheel so violently that the space station wobbled out of its orbit and started heading toward the moon! This went on for a few more minutes as the space station started accelerating toward the moon where it eventually crash-landed! After landing, someone from Mission Control contacted the space station and Mr. Belding responded and blamed the crash-landing on Screech! Kevin the Robot then grabbed Screech and transported him outside to the surface of the moon where Screech's face exploded in the zero-atmosphere conditions! It sure was a funny episode and the laugh track played throughout it!
Pee Stain, that was one hell of an episode. Lovable Corky really shined in that episode, and Mr. Belding was correct in blaming Screech for the spaceship hitting the moon. Screech should have been looking after Corky knowing he can get into mischief if unsupervised. I’m glad Kevin taught him a lesson! I can’t wait to catch that episode myself! NBC is really doing the queer community a service by shooting these extra homoerotic episodes!
Pee Stain, it was a very strange experience. If I hadn’t been turtle heading I would have waited or left. The seats were normal sized seats, and I was touching the other guys buttcheek with mine. In order to shit I had to battle for more seat with the guy. He of course was a total weirdo who said nothing, and didn’t seem to be taking a dump. He was sitting there bare assed reading a “Mad Magazine”. I almost pushed him off the seat in order to have enough space to shit. He just kept reading his magazine. I think he enjoyed it and was probably there spending hours sharing a toilet seat and listening to dudes take dumps. I made a comment to someone when I entered an saw how crowded it was that I’d never seen such a crowd outside a stadium bathroom, and the guy looked at me and said that was nothing, that the wait for a stall could be up to 4 hours on the weekends. I have no idea what the hell the allure of hanging out in the bathroom is.
The Peacock Network added a new International Space Station episode yesterday. In it, the crew dispatched a space probe to Mars which took soil samples and performed an analysis of atmospheric conditions. The space station received a signal from the probe and discovered that the atmosphere on Mars was about 95.3% carbon dioxide and just 0.17% oxygen. When the results were received, Mr. Belding was sitting at a computer chair and Screech peered over his shoulder and knocked into Mr. Belding's head with his enormous hook nose. Mr. Belding got angry and smacked Screech in the nose, causing Screech to utter "Zoinks!" Corky then grabbed another small space probe and shoved it down Screech's throat and punched Screech in the stomach to get Screech to swallow the space probe! Mr. Belding then replied, "Hey, the space probe inside Screech is sending a signal." The signal indicated that the air in Screech's body was 57% farts, 25% nitrogen, and 18% oxygen! Mr. Belding then said, "Hey, Corky, let's see what happens if we fart on Screech!" Kevin the Robot proceeded to hold Screech while Mr. Belding and Corky repeatedly farted in Screech's face and then watched as the atmospheric gas readings within Screech's body changed to the point at which the air in Screech's body was 67% farts, 22% nitrogen, and just 11% oxygen. Screech then started to suffer from oxygen deprivation as Corky then took off his space diaper and started strangling Screech while Mr. Belding invaded Screech's anal orifice! Corky and Mr. Belding subsequently spit-roasted Screech while giving each other high-fives! Kevin the Robot recorded this encounter and live-streamed it on NASA's video feed while NASA observers in Houston watched while jerking off!
I sure love the way the Space episodes are staying true to the spirit of the original series! Did anyone see the teaser for next weeks' episode on Peacock? Zach, the governer turned up 5 seconds in and broke the 4th wall by telling the audience he was sneaking in the control room and wanted to teach Screech a lesson by setting the coordinates of the ISS to the nearest asteroid. I thought it was strange that he could just turn up to such a high security area, walk in and take the control but whatever - it was such a cheap set and you could see the boom operator in the background who for some reason had his bellend out! It also looked like he was using an atari joystick in tinfoil
Anyway it left on a cliffhanger when cuck A-Rod came up from behind and bonked Zach on the head and told him that his lover was on the space station! Unfortunately Corky heard this and automatically assumed he was talking about screech! He then lassoed screech across the engine room with a bull whip before dragging him towards him and pounding his ass. Me and the two dudes in the pub i was watching with were leering and cheering loudly at this as Belding floated into the room looking mad with a rusty car antenna and just as he raised it to whip Screechs' nuts the SBTB theme tune song came on with a 'to be continued' voiceover...the men in the dive bar i was at the got super rowdy imagining what happened next, i for one are definitely staying in next week to watch!
And Pea stain, I believe it would have been a standard sized toilet bowl lengthwise. You can get two dudes have an ass fight and dump into the bowl at the same time, but this is extremely difficult; it requires a lot of maneouverability at the hips and space between the bumhole and toilet bowl for an unhindered 'flight path' for the deuce.
My view is that the other guy must have moved over, alternatively, the defecator could have kept it squeezed between his cheeks due to the blockage to the toilet water
One extremely rowdy thing i saw from one of the early sbtb episodes was when the Big Bopper to ld "Big" Pete Stonebreaker to move as far back to the lid as possible and leave a spacefor him to perch above him and dump through the gap in his legs.
Anon, you are spot on. I did write an answer to that important question but my name was marked anonymous. I did have to battle that weird guy for space to take a dump. The seat was regular sized. It was quite unsettling.
98DegreesFan, that was a great episode although the writing was poor. Why the hell was Corky allowed to bring a bull whip onto the International Space Station??? And why was a 'tard like Corky even allowed on the Space Station? He may be lovable, but it is only a matter of time before he overflows this space diaper, resulting in dookie particles floating around the Space Station! Between Corky's dookie, the heinous farts ripped in Screech's face, and all of the anal sex given to Screech, the entire interior of the Space Station would probably smell like an anus after a few days!
Dude, did you realise that smells are more pungent in zero gravity? Its true, the molecules don't drop due to gravity but just carry on travelling in the direction they were emitted.
I can only imagine how ripe the ISS would smell! Especially when the Big Bopper has been doing his cameos in his blue principals suit rather than space apparel. That baked ass smell doe
Man this site is getting me horny! The idea of a close quarters space station that reeks of anus, along with a lovable ‘tard floating around shitting everywhere is so erotic! I thought the reboot would be a dud. I’m so happy some deranged executive found a small budget for these space station episodes! It’s nice to know the rabidly queer SBTB fan wasn't forgotten.
I just saw a Christmas episode of “Life Goes On” and it really got me in the Christmas spirit. They did a take on “Home Alone” where Corky’s family forgot he was watching cartoons and eating He Man cereal. So they wound up leaving him home alone for about two hours. Half way through they realized they had forgot Corky but the deals were so good they kept shopping. When they got home they entered the house and found that Corky had shit in the kitchen sink, murdered the family dog with a pair of scissors, drove their second car through part of the house, and was currently setting the Christmas tree on fire! When Corky’s Dad scolded him Corky grew enraged as he felt he’d been a good boy and told his Dad he deserved some Christmas gifts. As the tree burned in the background Corky’s Dad removed his belt and tried to spank Corky. Unfortunately for him Corky had gone into a ‘tard rage and quickly overpowered him. He ripped off his Dad’s pants and began ass raping him while the rest of the family watched in horror. Corky’s Mom finally lured him away from his father with a pop tart, and Corky’s Dad crawled up the stairs, leaving a blood trial from his bleeding anus. Corky then settled down to eat his pop tart and watch Scooby Doo while the fireman came and put out the Christmas Tree. What a terrific episode. At the very end for no real reason Corky did that Home Alone face where he put his hands to both sides of his face with his mouth open, but instead of screaming he left a giant fart.
Crotchmaster, any episode in which Corky shits in the kitchen sink is a great episode! If you look at the credits at the end of the episode, you'll see that Corky wrote and directed that episode! His blood sugar was low when his family forgot about him while they went shopping, so it was completely their fault and his dad deserved that ass-raping for being so rude to Corky when he got back home and discovered the mess Corky had made.
I stopped at a rest stop in Reno, Nevada over the summer and ran into Screech! He an enormous poofy Jew-fro, a scraggly goatee, and has put on a few pounds. He was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. When I walked into the men's room, Screech said, "Hello Sir! Welcome to the Reno rest stop! We have fine urinals for you here and many stalls in to use for dookie!" I replied "Thanks, man." Then I walked up to a urinal, which was quite filthy - there were public hairs on the rim and there was piss on the floor underneath the urinal. Anyhow, I started peeing and I could see Screech was leering at me like a creepy faggot from the corner of my eye! I ripped a lout fart while peeing and then all of a sudden I felt something pressed against my ass. I turned my head and saw that Screech was sniffing my ass with his massive hook nose to inhale my fart! Screech was moaning and then pulled down his pants and started masturbating while moaning in ecstasy. He has a baby cock which is smaller than his hook nose! I was still pissing, so I turned toward Screech and started pissing on him and then kicked him in the stomach, causing him to fall into a puddle of urine. Screech then jizzed himself when I stomped on his stomach - apparently he's some sort of sick pervert who gets off on being humiliated. Needless to say, I did not tip Screech after I left that rest stop!
Lance i liked the part of that episode where corky shits his trousers and hides them in a bush, then in the next scene the dog drags them back out in front of his grandparents!
That was super erotic and i can only imagine what the writers were thinking as that was the whole arc of the story
As a straight man, I have to say that the mere thought of using Screech as a toilet is highly interesting to me. I hated him on Saved By The Bell and I think it would really cool to piss in his Jew-fro and take a dump into his mouth. I also imagine him sitting at a table at McDonald's and then walking up and ripping ass right in his face! I would need to keep this on the down-low so that my wife and kids don't find out about it, but I'd also like to jerk off onto his goatee.
I just saw a new episode of Saved by the Bell on the International Space Station. In it Corky (who seeks to have become a recurring character) went Dookie in his space diaper, then told Screech he wanted to eat Cocoa Puffs and watch He Man cartoons. Screech laughed at him and said they only had freeze dried space food, and also had no way to watch silly cartoons. Screech tried to be all serious and told a Corky they weren’t there for cartoons but to do scientific research. This threw Corky into a ‘tard rage and he punched Screech in the face. Corky then began to cry as his diaper was full and he wanted cereal and cartoons. He said that space was stupid. Mr. Belding and Kevin came floating over and Mr. B did his classic “hey hey hey, what’s going on here”. Screech told Mr. B Corky wanted cereal and cartoons and he had to set him straight. Upon hearing this Mr. B slugged Screech in the gut, causing him to fly across the spaceship and crash into the wall. Kevin consoled Corky and went bzzzt, making Cocoa Puffs. A few seconds later a hatch opened up and Cocoa Puffs in a bowl of milk appeared and Kevin gave them to Corky. Kevin’s hatch then closed and the screen began playing He Man cartoons. Corky was so happy he overflowed his diaper as he ate his cereal. He thanked Kevin and Mr. B. Mr. B was not done teaching Screech a lesson and launched himself across the space ship. He crashed his enormous bulk into Screech, crushing him against the wall. He then ripped off Screech’s Zubaz space suit. Mr. B then bent Screech over and shoved his gloved hand up Screech’s ass. He kept pushing at as Screech repeatedly yelled “Zoinks”. Finally Mr. B was up to his elbow in Screch’s anus, and began moving Screech around like a puppet. He floated over to Corky and pretend Screech was a ventriloquists dummy. Mr. B mimicking Screech’s voice said “I’m sorry Corky, I’m just a giant Zubaz wearing, Jew fro’dl faggot”. Corky thought this was Screech talking and started laughing and aimed his ass at Screech and farted without even looking away from his cartoons. Mr. B then said as Screech “ I want to suck your cock Corky. I’m a cock goblin”. Screech yelled “Zoinks” at this and Mr. B then said “and Corky I also want to eat your doody ass”. Corky laughed at this and dripped his space pants. When he took off his space diaper a torrent of nasty green shit blasted Screech in the face. Corky then backed his ass into Screech’s face and Mr. B said get to work you Poofy headed faggot”. Screech then began gobbling up all the doodie and tounging Corky’s ass. This made Corky happy and he kept watching cartoons and eating his cereal as Screech as Screech cleaned his ass. Corky then spun around to face Screech and had a massive erecting. He shoved it in Screech’s mouth, and Mr. B removed his hand from Screech’s ass, and shoved his cock in its place. While Mr. B and Corky spitroast Screech Kevin came over and used his claws to apply electric Shocks to Screech’s hook nose and head. After a good spitroasting Mr. B and Corky blasted a massive load of jizz all over Screech, then high fived each other. Corky then went back to eating cereal and warching cartoons with Kevin’s help, while Screech floated around unconscious from Kevin’s electrical zaps. His Jew Fro was standing straight up, and he was covered in blood from his anus, and jizz and shit from Corky and Mr. B. Screech really learned some space manners in that amazing episode!
Crotchmaster, i love the way that that the producers believe that this is how a highly trained ISS crew behave - floating around huffing farts and anally sodomised screech! That sure sounds like an efficient crew
I don't even think there is a storyline to these episodes
Man, the writers are already phoning some episodes in! Today I saw new reboot ep on the ISS. In it Screech sucked off Mr. Belding while Corky was in the background eating toothpaste from the tube. Mr. Belding was sitting on a “space toilet” the entire time Screech was sucking him off and he would occasionally fart or spray diarrhea. The laugh track ran almost non stop. I hope the writers get better. This was pathetic.
I was driving my Kenworth hauling logs through Iowa a couple years ago when I stopped at the I-80 truck stop in Walcott a couple years ago. I was glad I found this truck stop as I was very hungry after 10 hours of driving and I also needed to take a massive dump. I was happy when I walked inside as I immediately saw a Pizza Hut Express and ordered a couple pepperoni pizzas to eat as well as a large Mountain Dew to wash it down.
After eating my greasy food, I walked to the men's room to expel the contents of my bowels. When I walked in the men's room, I encountered what seemed like some kind of weirdo carnival of circus freaks! There was a movie screen off the the side which was showing a video of someone in a bathroom stall taking a dump - apparently it was a 3-D movie clip as everyone was wearing 3-D glasses! And what was even stranger was that there were huge speakers and it sounded like there was THX movie theater-quality sound. When the dude on the toiler ripped a fart, the walls shook from the noise emanating from the sound speakers!
There was also a gift shop stand near the sinks where patrons could purchase souvenirs! I saw what appeared to be a plush stuffed animal, but on closer inspection, I realized that it was a depiction of Mr. Belding having rough anal sex with Screech! There were also rock hard petrified turds for sale - who the hell would actually buy something like that????
Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant - he was wearing a red and white striped carnival worker's shirt with black leather ass-less chaps. A couple dudes sitting in the stadium seating were firing Milk Dudes at Screech, trying to get them to land in the crack of Screech's ass! I was a little freaked out, so I quickly brushed past Screech to get to a bathroom stall. As I walked past, I cut a smelly fart - when the odor hit Screech's hook nose, he started having some type of homosexual seizure and started flopping around on the floor while jizzing himself!
It was, without a doubt, the strangest experience I have ever had at a rest stop!
Crotchhmaster, that was a great episode recap from the reboot series. That was so cool when Mr. Belding stuck his hand up Screech's anus and used him as a sock puppet. Screech deserved everything which happened to him in that episode for being such a jerk to Corky!
Trucker, that is a great new addition to the ever expanding truck stop scene. I can only imagine how erotic it would be to have 3D specs on and watch a hot diarrhea spray feel like its literally washing over me!
I also wouldn't mind matinee slots of new and old SBTB episodes...i wonder where the next episode is going to be set?
I just saw a new episode of Saved by the Bell on the ISS. This was easily the most ridiculous episode yet. A small meteor hit the outside of the space station, causing some damage. Mission control informed the crew that a spacewalk would be necessary in order to secure a panel that had been knocked loose. It seemed it would be pretty routine and simple. Mr. B and Screech decided to pair up to do the spacewalk, while Corky and Kevin would supervise. I didn’t understand leaving Corky to supervise anything. Mission control had informed them one person could go out when secure the panel with a power wrench that would tighten 3 bolts. The next thing I know Mr. B is pulling a “tandem space bike” out of some closet, and he and Screech are pedaling it out the door. The next thing we see is Screech trying to pedal in space while wearing a ridiculous looking Zubaz space suit, while Mr. B was already winded and was just sitting there not pedaling. Pedaling did nothing which really annoyed Mr. B who told Screech to hurry the fuck up. The bike had no way to propel itself in space, and then just floated around. Then we could see Corky peering out a porthole window laughing at them and giving Screech the finger. Screech kept yelling “Zoinks” and demanding Corky and Kevin reel them back into the spaceship. At this point Mr. B became enraged and crawled up to Screech and began punching him in the head. He dropped his space pants and ripped a huge fart on Screech, then as they floated around he ripped Screech’s space pants down and began ass raping him. You could see Corky and Kevin watching from windows in the background and they looked very happy. Corky was laughing. Screech yelled “Double Zoinks” as Mr. B ravaged his butthole, while punching him in his space helmet. Mr. B then grunted and jizzed, much of which began floating around in space. Mr. B then hopped on the tandem bike and Kevin and Corky pulled him back into the ship. They left Screech floating around in outer space, with no pants on. Kevin then went out and in about a minute fixed the loose panel. He then went over and used his claw to zap Screech’s nut sack a few times before heading back into the space ship. Mr. B and Corky then peered out the windows making faces at Screech while enjoying some tasty freeze dried ice cream. The episode ended with Screech floating around without any pants on, while constantly yelling “Zoinks”, and yelling for them to send the tandem bike back out to pick him up.
Crotchmaster, I think that Mr. Belding had the idea that they could pedal that tandem bike against the solar wind! But the solar wind was not nearly powerful enough to move that bike and pedaling did nothing.
I also liked how Screech brought his own Zubaz-brand space suit with him which he used on that space walk. Instead of using a NASA-issued space suit, Screech thought he would look cool if he wore a fruity hot pink colored Zubaz space suit he bought at JC Penny's on clearance. After he returned to the space station to have his anus repaired after Mr. B had raped him, Kevin the Robot performed a medical examination and discovered that Screech had experienced a dangerous level of radiation while floating in outer space in his crappy Zubaz space suit. Kevin then informed Screech that a virulent form of Super AIDS was now growing in Screech as a result. Kevin then zapped Screech in the nuts with a bolt of electricity from his claws to the sound of canned laughter as the episode ended...
Screech and I had hot sex after filming the Miss Bayside. I couldn't stop staring at him as he paraded around like a giant fairy during that episode. After we wrapped shooting for the day, I invited him into a janitor's closet at the NBC Studio where I had anal sex with him. He then ate out my ass and gobbled down a huge meaty turd I expelled into his mouth.
Guys, I just saw a really erotic episode of the show “Undercover Boss”. I have no idea why this was a show but for some reason they decided to interview and disguise Mr. Belding. Not as a principal, but for his job overseeing unpaid bathroom attendant Screech. Normally the show uses the current head of a company to go undercover to see how his ground level employees do. This time Mr. B wasn’t even Screech’s boss. And hadn’t been for 20 years. Instead, they decided to have him go “undercover” to see Screech in action today to ensure he was upholding the Bayside standards. They flew Mr. B to a truck stop where Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. Then they disguised him. It was the most ridiculous costume ever. They had Mr. B stuff a pillow under his shirt to make himself even fatter, he also wore a Groucho Marx glasses, fake giant nose, and mustache thing. That’s it. He then went into the bathroom with a hidden camera. When he got into the bathroom we see Screech standing by a urinal leering at some fat trucker taking a piss. When he noticed Mr. B you could see that idiot Screech didn’t recognize him. He came over and asked if he was there for a urinal or a stall. Mr. B didn’t even change his voice and told Screech he had to take a massive shit. Screech said “Zoinks, that sounds delicious, let me show you our finest stall”. He then took Mr. B over to a handicap stall and opened the door, then bowed. As Mr. B entered the stall he ripped a giant fart, and Screech yelled “Zoinks, thanks for the tip” then began huffing the fart. Mr. B then sat down and almost immediately began spraying diarrhea and ripping enormous farts that only a true maestro like Mr. B can. Mr. B’s spy cam then caught Screech’s eye peering in through the little crack between the door and the stall. Then we could see Screech stick his giant hook nose into the crack and start taking deep whiffs of the stench Mr. B was brewing. Mr. B noticed both of these violations of his privacy but pretended he didn’t. Mr. B then let loose a nice belch, followed by another giant diarrhea spray. The show then broke in and showed the viewer that Mr. B had prepared beforehand by going to both Pizza Hut where he downed 2 enormous meat lovers pizza’s and a pitcher of Mountain Dew, followed by a visit to Taco Bell where he ordered 18 taco supremes and 2 large Mountain Dew Baja Blast drinks. Odd that the show felt they needed to show us what disgusting meal had brewed up such a massive amount of diarrhea. This was followed by some farts that shook the bathroom. Mr. B then stood up, and pressed his ass to the crack. Seconds later we saw Screech’s eye appear once again and Mr. B let loose another shit torrent. The force of it going through the crack hit Screech right in the eye, a piece of undigested Taco Shell hitting his cornea and knocking him over. As he fell he yelled “double Zoinks”. Mr. B then opened the door and ripped off Screech’s Zubaz, while Screech held his damaged eye. Mr. B then gave him a good buttslamming, which made Screech forget about his eye and Screech began moaning. This annoyed Mr. B who jizzed all over Screech, then jumped a few feet forward landing on Screech’s back with his entire 400+ pound girth. Screech collapsed to the floor and we could hear a few ribs snap. As Screech lay there not moving Mr. B moved a bit further up and wiped his ass on Screech’s enormous Jew Fro, then used Screech’s beak nose to really dig in and get any shit remnants out of his anus.
Once done Mr. B stood up and gave Screech a good kick to the ribs. He then yanked the pillow out of his stomach and took off the ridiculous Groucho Marx glasses. Screech looked up and yelled “triple Zoinks, is that you Chief?” Mr. B answered this by bending over and ripping a massive fart in Screech’s face causing Screech to wriggle around on the floor convulsing and jizzing his pants. He then yelled “Chief, it’s really you, you came back to me!” Mr. B then told Screech he was an Undercover Boss and Screech was a total disgrace to Bayside and unpaid bathroom attendants everywhere. He said that he was giving Screech an F and that he needed to head back to Bayside for a remedial class on unpaid bathroom internships. Screech looked all said and said “Yes Chief”. Mr. B then straightened himself up, and headed out. Then the credits rolled and during the credits some hardcore gay midget porn played. It was a really strange episode but I have to say I found it very erotic and informative! I really hope they cover Screech’s remedial classes!
Screech, I am going to strangle you with my Depends diaper while giving it to you right in the ass. Your butthole will take my geriatric load of semen!!
Joe, Buttplug here. Is there any truth you’re considering Screech for an unpaid bathroom attendant position in the White House? If not my husband and I would love to hire this Brillo headed, fart loving, intern.
That freak Screech is a total disgrace to Zubaz. I’m an Italian Stallion with a lushish man Fro, who wears Zubaz like a stud muffin. Screech is a hideous monster with a hook nose, Jew Fro, and not an ounce of muscle on his body. I am filing an injunction against that clown for harming the Zubaz name. Zubaz is for beefcakes, and musclemen. Not scrawny pieces of shit who huff farts in bathrooms!
I saw the 21st episode of the reboot series today. It was another space station episode. During the episode, Screech is parading around the space station as if he's some type of hot shot while carrying on about how he was going to get into a space pod, a small space ship docked to the space station, and was going to fly around the space station to take various measurements. Screech was being more annoying than usual, so I just knew that he was going to be taught yet another lesson at some point. About 18 minutes into the episode, Screech strapped himself into the space pod and then Corky and Mr. Belding went over to say goodbye and then close an entry hatch on the space pod so it could undock and Screech could start his inspection. After Screech locked in his seat belt, Mr. Belding and Corky both suddenly dropped their pants and ripped ass into the space pod! When Corky yanked down his pants, he also yanked down his diaper which was full of dookie - when Corky farted, he blew the dookie bits into the space pod and then Mr. Belding closed and locked the hatch, trapping the farts and dookie bits in the space pod with Screech! As the space pod undocked, you could clearly see pieces of feces floating around hear Screech's face as he struggled to breathe in the dank, filthy space pod air! Corky and Mr. Belding really taught Screech a lesson about humility that time!!!
Gary, that was a hot episode. You’d really think by now Screech’s life as a bathroom attendant and all around loser would keep him from strutting around thinking he’s hot shit. He’s learned nothing over the last 20 years and deserved that treatment from Corky and Mr. Belding.
Rob, I also question what Screech's deal is. Does he have some sort of learning disability? He is taught important lessons in every episode, yet he never seems to learn. Maybe he has suffered from brain damage as a result of all of the semen which has been pumped into his anus and has backed up into his brain?
I just saw a super erotic Christmas special on the ISS. It opens to some cheesy Christmas music that sounds like it was played on an old Casio keyboard. Then we see the ISS has been decorated for Christmas and has a decorated Christmas tree! The lights are even blinking and you can see cords plugged into an extension cord! Screech then appears dressed as an elf. So we are to believe NASA allowed for them to take costumes and Christmas trees and lights onto the space station. Screech says he’s making the Powers family special Christmas chili, then he rips a tiny fart. Corky and Mr. B go crazy over this and accuse Screech for making the space station reek of ass. Mr. B then says it’s time for him to video chat with Little Zack. Little Zack turns out to be a heavily tattooed 21 year old dude who does nothing but smoke crack while berating Mr. B for leaving Mrs. Belding to have an affair with Screech. Mr. B pretends to notice none of this and just says “I love you to Little Zack, Merry Christmas” to which Little Zack presses his ass to the monitor and rips ass before hanging up. Mr. B then leaves and comes back dressed as Santa Claus and says it’s time to exchange Christmas gifts. He gives one to Corky, and Kevin the Robot. When Screech complains he didn’t get a gift Mr. B tells him Santa doesn’t bring gifts to smelly, hook nosed, Jew, faggots. Corky rips his gift open and finds a .22 handgun and some bullets, and Kevin gets a can of oil. Corky is all happy and quickly loads the gun. Then Mr. B says he’s whipped up a special Christmas meal and Screech starts saying something about the Powers special Christmas chili he’s made. Mr. B rips a huge fart on him as an answer. When Mr. B gets back he has a massive silver platter, and when he uncovers it we can see he has once again cooked Screech’s dog Hound Dog. Corky starts laughing and says he wants the tail. While Screech starts crying. Mr. B consoles him and says everything will be ok. Corky and he have a gift for Screech. He then slugs Screech in the gut as Corky runs over and rips off Screech’s elf costume and Underoos. They then begin spitroasting Screech while Kevin dances around then comes over and sprays a load of hot oil on Screech causing Screech to scream from the burns. After Corky jizzes on Screech’s Jew Fro he turns around and backs his bubble butt into Screech’s face, forcing Screech to eat his filthy asshole. Mr. B, Screech, and Kevin all begin singing Jingle Bells until Mr. B bellows like a hippo and releases a massive load of jizz all over Screech. They then leave Screech laying on the floor moaning while they go off to enjoy a feast of Hound Dog, and some Christmas Cookies Kevin quickly bakes. Screech continues moaning then leaves a tiny fart, which annoys Corky who pulls out the gun he got for Christmas and shoots Screech in the leg. Mr. B then high fives Corky and then start signing Jingle Bells again, this time we can see Corky doesn’t know any of the words and just makes them up. The episode then ends. What a fantastic and family oriented Christmas special!
If anyone is going to be at the Iowa 80 truck stop in Walcott Christmas Eve will be off the hook. Screech is manning the stalls and he’s currently servicing 10 dongs at the same time! This party will likely go all weekend! Ugh.. I just lost a load meting off to this hot holiday scene! Soon I plan on dropping a nice Yule log in Screech’s Jew Fro!
Crotchmaster, that was a great Christmas episode! Cooking up Hound Dog for a holiday meal always results in quite a few laughs. And the writing on the reboot is quite poor - why did they bring those Christmas trees and ornaments onto the space station? Why was a morbidly obese man like Mr. Belding even allowed to go there - extra jet fuel was needed to lift his chunky butt off the ground in a space shuttle. And who was the genius who allowed them to bring a handgun onto the space station???
I saw a “hidden” episode of the reboot series yesterday. I was on the Peacock app in my Comcast account when I was using the voice function on my remote control to search for Saved By The Bell and ripped a fart as I spoke. Apparently my fart was used as some type of search keyword a s the next thing I knew, a special ultra-queer episode of the Saved By The Bell reboot started playing. At the beginning of the episode, Mr. Belding was having unprotected anal sex with some guy dressed in a black gimp outfit like in Pulp Fiction - Mr. Belding was sweating profusely while really giving it to that gimp. It looked like the morbidly obese Belding might actually suffer from a heart attack if it went on much longer. Then, all of a sudden, Mr. Belding ripped a wet fart while also jizzing! The wet fart released dookie particles which sprayed out of his asshole and coated the wall in the room they were in with a brown film - it must have smell horrendous in there! Mr. B then pulled out of the gimp’s ass and I zipped a face covering to reveal that Screech was the gimp! Screech uttered “Zoinks!!!” and the video camera panned out and it was clear that they were in Screech’s bedroom on the International Space Station. Belding then zipped up his space suit pants and floated out the door. Before closing the door behind him, he said, “Hey Screech, I have something to tell you” and then ripped an insanely loud fart before closing the door behind him, trapping his fart in Screech’s room! Mr, Belding then locked the door from the outside! A few minutes later, Corky unlocked the door and then said he had a meal for Screech. Screech was so happy because he thought he was being released from his smelly room. However, before Screech could leave, Corky threw a dookie-filled diaper at his head and then pulled down his space suit and took one hell of a piss into Screech’s room before zipping up and locking the door behind him! Screech really got screwed over in that episode!!
Gay for Screech, that was one hot episode. I like that the producers have hidden the episodes so only truly raging queer fans of the show can find them. Who else would he ripping farts while searching for new erotic episodes? I have to say I find it hilarious how much stuff NASA allowed onto the space station. I always thought space, and especially weight, were at a premium. But we have 3 out of shape fat guys, Christmas trees, all kinds of costumes, including sex costumes, a bullwhip, guns, a car antenna? It’s ridiculous. And now Screech has his own room which seems quite spacious? I love that Corky is there as he and Mr. Belding make an amazing comedic tag team! J
Neil, you just be humiliated having a son like Dustin. He really has sullied the Diamond name. If you google his name you find nothing good. Only stories of his deranged, and mentally abnormal homosexual behaviors. He’s always someone’s bitch, and wears fruity outfits, while yelling fruity things like “Zoinks”. I can totally understand why you disowned him, and why you want to beat his nuts. If I had a child who was in their 40’s and worked as an unpaid bathroom attendant servicing random truckers and other obese men, I’d be pretty angry myself. It would be cool if you wrote a song about how much of a disgrace he is!
I just saw a commercial for a new episode. In it Screech is baking bread, which i find an absurd thing to be doing on the ISS. While the bread was rising Mr. B and Corky came in and repeatedly farted into the mixture, then would mix the dough capturing the fart in the dough. When it went to bake mode Screech was standing there and the oven exploded. I’m guessing this supposedly happened because of the farts? Anyway, Mr. B and Corky then appeared and yelled at Screech for blowing up the stove, not even bothering to ask if Screech was ok as an oven had just exploded in his face. No one asked if the spaceship had suffered any damage from the giant explosion either. Screech had his trademark explosion look with soot on his face, and his Jew Fro standing straight up. Mr. B then told Screech he and Corky would have to teach him a lesson, and both began pulling their pants down. Then the commercial ended. Looks like another fantastic episode coming our way!
I sure love the way that the producers of these new guerrilla SBTB episodes are evolving to the loyal fan base that made the original series such a smash in 1992!
Stinkmeister, all we need now is for Mr Tuttle to fall masturbating from a thin partition in the roof and for Milo the janitor to drag screech into his broom cupboard! Why hasn't Milo made an appearance yet? He was on the first episode of the reboot after all when he told AJ Slater he still reeked of baked ass, or has he been promoted?
Bobby, you raise good points about the unnecessary items which where brought to the International Space Station. It was revealed in the 22nd episode of the reboot that Screech brought several of AC Slater’s old Bayside wrestling singlets and jockstraps with him to the ISS! Why was he allowed to waste space with that? Also, why are those items still sweaty??? They should have dried out long ago, yet they were clearly still wet and sweating as Screech sniffed them while pleasuring himself in the recent episode!
Today I was in a men’s restroom when I noticed the urinal mat (it was one of those long urinals that go all the way to the floor, and had a mat instead of the old urinal cake) had Screech’s picture on it. As I pissed the mat changed colors and revealed a picture of Screech being spitroasted by Mr. B and Corky, as well as a code one could enter on their TV for a “special surprise”. When I got home I entered the code 3278 462546 into the Peacock Networks app. I realized this spelled Fart Goblin when attributing the numbers to letters on a phone keypad. When I entered this code Screech’s head appeared on the International Space Station. There were two giant bare asses pressed to his head, and seconds later they both released enormous farts at the exact same time. These were some earth shattering farts. Screech began moaning and flopped around in ecstasy, jizzing his pants, and for some reason began sitting his Zubaz Space Pants. The shot then panned out and we could see Mr. B and Corky very annoyed at this, and they began kicking Screech. Corky was really winding up his leg, like an NFL kicker trying a long field goal, and was really booting Screech hard. All of a sudden a turd fell out of nowhere and landed on Screech’s face. The camera then panned up to show Zack’s Dad hanging onto something above Screech, while taking a nasty shit. He was also on an enormous cell phone and was selling computers to some school district in Pasadena! None of this made any sense at all, but it was highly erotic! I hope they work some of this into a new episode!
I watched another Space Station episode on the reboot series last night. In it, the station was having a pizza party for some unexplained reason. They were each eating deep dish pepperoni pizzas, except for Screech, who didn’t get any pizza. Mr. Belding said that Screech would have to eat cereal because NASA forgot to pack a pizza for him. When Screech pointed out that Mr. Belding had two dee dish pizzas and that even Kevin the Robot had a pizza, and that one of them was probably meant for Screech, Mr. Belding got really angry and sent Screech to his room for a “time out.” Once inside his room, Mr. Belding locked Screech in and they headed to the galley where he met up with Corky and Kevin the Robot. Corky had a nice medium-sized deep dish pizza for himself and Mr. Belding had two large ones for himself and Kevin had one of his own. Mr. Belding then traded a can of motor oil to Kevin for his pizza, so that he had three to eat. Kevin also rolled out a soda fountain machine which was on the Space Station for some reason. Mr. Belding and Corky then gorged on their pizzas for the next half hour and each had several large cups of Mountain Dew from the soda fountain machine. After finishing, they all floated over to Screech’s room and then unlocked the door and then each ripped ass repeatedly and belched over and over again into Screech’s room! Screech uttered “Zoinks!” and begged them to stop, which Corky considered to be a personal insult! Corky then grabbed Screech and pulled him into the galley where he strangled Screech with a diaper and then teamed up with Mr. Belding to spit-roast Screech while Kevin recorded video for the NASA live video feed! After each jizzing into Screech’s orifices, Belding and Corky threw Screech back into his room and then repeatedly ripped ass and belched into the room before locking the door, trapping their farts and belches in Screech’s air-tight room! Screech was so sad to be treated so badly until he saw from the little window in his bedroom door that Kevin was coming over as he assumed that Kevin was going to save him and release him from his captivity! However, Screech was very disappointed when Kevin opened the door and threw the garbage from the pizza dinner into Screech’s room before slapping Screech with his metal claw and then locking the door again! Screech really learned some important lessons in that episode!!!
Gary, that is one uber hot episode! Screech should have known NASA wouldn’t send a pizza for him. Thankfully Mr. Belding and Corky were there to teach him a valuable lesson about being selfish! I bet those cries to stop belching and farting were actually encouragements as that’s the only way that deranged freak was going to get to taste the delicious space pizza. I do enjoy that for some reason NASA installed a lock on the outside of his door, which makes me wonder if Screech’s room is actually some kind of space station prison cell of sorts in case a crew member goes crazy? In this scenario it’s working perfectly as It makes it simple to teach Screech lessons!
Crotch, why did NASA allow them to bring a soda fountain machine and a pizza oven up into space??? The writing is bad, although the story lines are nice and as homoerotic as ever. And that other episode where Zack's dad took a shit on Screech while selling computers to Pasadena made no sense whatsoever!
Gary, not much makes sense. For one why would a large pizza oven be allowed on the ISS. It would weigh thousands of pounds. Also, they only sent four pizzas. So we are to believe NASA shipped up a ton of weight to make a few deep dish pizza’s? I bet that soda fountain isn’t seen again either. Also, I’ve noticed that the actors aren’t always floating around. Most times they are. But other times, especially during a scenes where Screech is getting ass raped, they aren’t. What’s up with that? I agree Zack’s dad shitting on Screech made no sense at all. Why would an astronaut be allowed to make telemarketing calls from the ISS?! And again the shit landed on Screech instead of floating around. So many issues with this show. But the homoerotic appeal is definitely still there!
Yeah all, i was sitting on the sofa the other night with my wang out watching the peacock channel. Suddenly the SBTB theme tune came on and i was all like, great I'd be able to get a gawp at Kelly Kapowski in the original episodes, but then it panned to a flimsy tinfoil set with a boom rod shaking around at the top of the screen. For some reason Screech had a space helmet on and was speaking to Jeff Hunter, the Max's manager and said in really wooden dialogue ' Gee Jeff, now we are in space, i sure want to listen to some farts but Mr B. wouldnt let me near the public toilets and put a forcefield around it, i want to know if that means he loves me'. Jeff then said ' Now i am in space i get really hot and horny ideas, why don't you put a recorder under Mr. B's bed so you can hear him fart and talk about you?' Jeff didn't even have a helmet on and was working on the floor, how amateurish can the director get? such continuity errors...anyway
So he put it under Beldings bed and started to rub one out as soon as he heard the Big Bopper get on his bed and rip a foul mattress shredding fart. The noise literally overwhelmed the production dubbing so you could hear nothing of the dialogue, it also then sounded like he was having a three way with Frank Benton and James the actor. You could tell because Mr. B kept calling them by their full names and the camera was given the scene full frontal treatment
It was at that moment the Corkster came in to screechs hideaway wearing a hat which had a propellor on it and he caught wind of what was going on! He used the lack of gravity to pick up screech using his strength and fling him across the room - Screech had no chance as he then jumped on him, put his stained underoos over his head and viciously sodomised him as the laughter track went into overdrive. It was made even more erotic by the fact they were using ropes to give off the suspended in space vibe. Overall, i give the episode a 6/10. It was obvious the old cast are getting back together, but the props are terrible, and so is their understanding of physics
I just watched the special New Year’s Eve episode of the reboot series. In it,Screech got into a space pod which he used to float from the International Space Station down to the surface of the moon for a moon walk. When the space pod landed and Screech stepped on the surface of the moon, Screech was immediately run over by Mr. Tuttle in the Bayside 3-wheel Drivers Ed golf cart! I don’t know what that was supposed to be doing on the surface of the moon! And Mr. Tuttle wasn’t even wearing a space suit! Once he drove over Screech, he braked the front wheel while one of the back wheels was on top of Screech and then stepped on the accelerator to do a painful burnout on Screech’s chest!!! Then Slater walked out of an outhouse which was located behind a big space rock and then pulled down Screech’s space suit pants and started viciously ass-raping Screech! Mr. Tuttle started masturbating vigorously while Slater was pounding away at Screech’s anus!
I saw an episode that also included the bayside golf cart! In it Mr. B and Corky were hanging out drinking beers and watching gay porn when Screech drove out in what he called a “space dune buggy”. It was painted pink, and had an antenna with a pennant on it that said “Screech (Heart) Mr. B”. It also had some larger knobby tires. Other than that it was the drivers Ed golf cart. Screech was so proud when he drove it out and said he was going to drive around space and the moon with it. We could then see he had tied some bottle rockets to the sides that he claimed would give him boost power. Corky and Mr. B laughed the second they saw it, and laughed even harder as Screech explained how he played to drive it around space. As Screech shows it to Mr. B Corky went and got a permanent magic marker and wrote “Faggit” in huge letters on the side. When Screech saw this he grew sad but then told Corky he hadn’t even spelled “faggot” correctly. Corky stopped laughing at this and went into a ‘tard rage. He ripped off Screech’s space suit and smacked him in the face repeatedly. He then gave Screech some intense buttsex, and Mr. B backed the “space dune buggy” up to Screech’s head and did a burnout on it, ripping much of his jewfro from his scalp! Mr. B then got off the golf cart and helped Corky spitroast Screech. After they both jizzed all over Screech they picked him up and duct taped him in the golf cart. They then steered it over to the hatch to the outside and opened the doors. They then lit the little rockets and both pushed it out the doors as Screech screamed. Between the rockets and pushing they got it out the door and it started floating around space. Mr. B and Corky then closed the doors and took off their Space helmets then watched out the window as Screech floated around trying to drive the queer pink dune buggy with “faggit” on the side. After about 30 seconds his head began to expand as he didn’t have a space suit or helmet. After about a minute Screech’s head exploded and Mr. B and Corky cheered and high fived. Corky laughed as they watched Screech’s headless body “driving” the golf cart around in space. Then they both went to watch more porn and drink beer. I find this to be a fantastic episode.
Gary, the idea Screech took a space pod to the moon is absurd. They are acting like the moon is right by the space station. The space station is a 240 miles above earth, while the moon is 238,900 miles from earth!! That means the moon is 238,660 miles from the space station. What “pod” can travel that far! And how the hell did Tuttle get there!? It seems the writers don’t have the faintest idea about distance in space, and are to lazy to even google it.
Crotch, you are correct about the complete disregard to science on the reboot! It took Screech’s space pod maybe 30 seconds to reach the surface of the moon and Mr. Belding and Corky were clearly visible in windows on the Space Station when Screech was being assaulted by Tuttle and Slater on the moon! After Slater raped him, Mr. Belding slid open a window on the Space Station and then stuck his penis out and took a piss onto Screech down below! How is any of this possible??? He would have been a couple hundred thousand miles away, yet Screech got soaked with piss!! I also saw a preview of an upcoming episode where Screech takes another space pod to Mars, which will likely be just as absurd...
I saw episode 28 of the reboot yesterday. A rocket was launched from earth with extra supplies for the Space Station. Once it arrived, the rocket docked with the Space Station and then Kevin the Robot unloaded the supplies from the rocket and brought them into the Space Station. It was such a weird set of supplies - there were about 300 large packages of Huggies diapers for Corky, a big stack of maybe 40 gay porn magazines for Mr. Belding, a box of sweaty jock straps from the Bayside football team for Screech to sniff, and a few cans of WD-40 for Kevin the Robot, and a couple crates of food. 95% of the supplies weren’t even food-related, which seemed like a waste! They also showed how the people on the Space Station get rid of their garbage - Mr. Belding opened a window in the galley and threw out a black garbage bag full of trash, which landed on the moon 10 seconds later. There are now about 40 big garbage bags full of Space Station trash on the surface of the moon! At one point Screech objected to littering on the surface of the moon and Corky got really angry and threw Screech a beating!! Corky flew into a ‘Tard rage and started slapping the shit out of Screech and tearing out his Jew-fro while Mr. Belding watched and cheered him on! Then Corky pulled down Screech’s pants and started raping him as Mr. Belding pressed his bare ass against Screech’s mouth while ripping wet fart after wet fart! What an entertaining, albeit strange, episode!
Stinkmeister, this show is just getting absurd. The writers have spent no time at all trying to show the space station with any degree of accuracy. As previously discussed, the moon is hundreds of thousands of miles away. The space station does not have windows that open! And even if they did no astronaut would ever toss bags of trash out the windows! The only thing being accurately portrayed is how annoying Screech is. I for one love the idea of a ‘tard in space. But I highly doubt they would send one with rage issues like Corky. Instead of doing experiments Corky and Mr. B just repeatedly attack Screech and use him as a toilet, and sexual device. Screech seems to never learn anything and instead of keeping his mouth shut and doing his work he’s always mouthing off, or making some kind of mega queer device. Why does he have a Zubaz space suit? Why would NASA allow him to queer up the Rover? Why is NASA sending Screech used jockstraps to sniff?! The writers seem to completely lack any understanding of gravity, distance, space travel, or even a general idea of the purpose of the space station! These guys need to stop sniffing jock straps and start doing some useful experiences. Also they are nowhere near the moon!
I just saw another fine episode from the ISS. In this episode it started out with Mr. B and Corky at the Max eating hamburgers. They were also wearing their space suits which I found odd. They had their helmets off to eat, and man did they put back some food. Corky had 2 or 3 burgers and a thing of fries. He also had a large Mountain Dew. Mr. B ate at least 10 burgers, a few baskets of fries, and 2 pitchers of Mountain Dew. He didn’t even use a glass, he just chugged it straight from the pitcher. When they finished they put their helmets back in and when they left the Max we could see this was taking place on the moon! They got back into the golf cart/rover, and Mr. B then used a small crater to jump the rover......back into the ISS. It was absurd. As soon as they landed Screech came over and asked if they had remembered his order of a burger and fries. Mr. B answered by taking off his helmet and loudly belching in Screech’s face. Screech began pouting that thet hadn’t brought any food back for him, but then he perked up when Mr. B said he was kidding. That they had remembered his food, and it was in Corky’s diaper. Screech got a puzzled look, until Mr. B told him they did that so the food would stay warm. Screech then asked Corky for his food and Corky told him to get it himself. When Screech tried to check Corky’s diaper Corky karate chopped him in throat, then dropped his space pants and diaper showing Screech there was only a dookie filled diaper in his pants. Mr. B began laughing and the laugh track roared. Corky then removed his overflowing diaper, and started strangling Screech with it. Mr. B took this opportunity to tear off Screech’s Zubaz and began giving him some hot anal action. All of a sudden Milo the Janitor came into the picture pushing a bucket and mop. He was also taking hits from a crack pipe! The canned audience track wildly cheered at Milo’s appearance. Milo then asked “who made this mess of shit on the floor, Milo’s gonna have to clean that up?” Corky immediately said “it was Screech” as he continued strangling Screech with his diaper, spilling Dookie all over the floor. Milo looked at Screech and said “White Chowder, you know Milo gots ta git his!” He then smacked Screech in the face with the mop a few times before dropping his janitor overalls, revealing a massive erect dong. At this Screech yelled Zoinks, as Corky stopped strangling him and Milo shoved his massive member down Screech’s throat. As Mr. B and Milo spitroast Screech Milo passed around his crack pipe. First to Corky, then to Mr. B. This hyped up Corky who began kicking Screech in the ribs, then pressed his ass to Screech’s head and let loose a giant wet fart. Corky then used Milo’s crack torch to light Screech’s Jew Fro on fire. What a sight this brought. Screech’s massive Jew Fro on fire while Mr. B and Milo spitroast Screech. Mr. B and Milo then jizzed all over Screech with Milo’s massive load putting out the Jew Fro fire. Milo, Corky, and Mr. B all high fived, then Milo went back to mopping up the place and smoking crack while listening to some music on his Beats headphones. Corky and Mr. B went over to the windows “to look for moon aliens”, and Screech was left laying on the floor, covered in blood, jizz, and shit, with a still smoldering Jew Fro! What an erotic and nonsensical episode!
Crotch master, that was a fantastic episode! I love all of the episodes where Mr. Belding is gorging on food and then belches in Screech’s face when Screech keeps pestering him to share!
It was nice to see Mylo back again although I question why a janitor was sent to the Space Station...
Stinkmeister, i note you had seen an episode where some garbage was deposited on the moon. It made me think....I was recently coming out of a burger king drive-thru, holding my wang when i saw an erotic ad for a new feature length SBTB film called 'Hawaiian Space style'. It had a backdrop of the moon with a palm tree on it, an Arbys restaurant - with patrons visible, a line of 85' Yugos and an area cordoned off for dumpsters. It also showed screech getting lifted on a chair by numerous bum faced vibrating aliens, chanting about their leader!
Also, there was a huge pile of garbage bags with what appeared to be a guy in a leather jacket driving straight towards it, a blurry image of a guy in zubaz getting his nuts whipped by a car antenna and on the right of the poster, a bandstand with Corky and two sleazy looking twins playing guitar? The two guys were sporting obvious erections.
My theory is that the producers are expecting an extending run of the show and are setting up later erotic storylines to appease their core audience, what do you think? I also agree, it is ridiculous that there is a palm tree on the moon, thats before you get into why a fully functioning arbys' from the 80's is up there!
Are the loyal viewers really beieving all this? I saw an interview on youtube the other day where members of Salty the Pocketknife were talking about how Screech deserved an oscar for his work
Ass-Hawk, I love the idea of a reboot of the “Hawaiian Style” movie set in outer space! I do find it funny that the writers can’t even think up a proper space related idea, and instead are reusing Hawaiian Style, along with furthering the insanity that shit like palm trees can grow on the moon. We also now have the Max, and an Arby’s on the moon as well! I wonder if those “bum faced vibrating aliens” will take the place of the Pukuku Tribe? I hope not as them kidnapping, and keeping Screech as their sex slave was my favorite part of the original movie! I do love the idea of adding Corky and the DeMasi’s to what will definitely be a sordid affair.
I recently saw an interview with one of the producers of the ISS episodes on YouTube. He genuinely seemed to believe they were portraying space accurately, and even claimed that the first man to walk on the moon was named “Neil Diamond” and had eaten at a McDonalds while there and tossed trash out of his spaceship in hefty bags. He also claimed the astronauts on the ISS regularly hang out on the moon and ride motorcycles and dune buggies, and use a rope ladder to get from the moon back into the ISS.
Ass-Hawk, the reboot writers are more concerned about gaying up the reboot than they are about portraying realistic space scenes. It is ridiculous that there a hanging ladder on the Space Station so that you can climb up from the surface of the moon onto the ladder to get back on the Space Station! And why is there a rest stop on the moon? There was a scene where Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant in the moon rest stop men’s room and he was ass-raped by a gang of gay Martians who roughed him up and took turns using Screech’s anus! They kept giving Screech anal probes while pressing their green alien asses against Screech’s face and farting!
And why was Chief Pupako in a moon dune buggy? He ran down Screech, raped him, and then put out his hot peace pipe on Screech’s pre-pubescent bean bag! Then he threw Screech into the garbage dump which has been building up on the moon.
I have on good authority that today’s fracas at the US Capital was started by Corky. A member of Antifa told the Corkmeister that Screech had just called him a smelly ‘tard, then ran inside the building. This sent Corky into a ‘tard rage and he blew right past those Capital Police! He was later spotted giving a few Antifa members a nice ass pounding after going Dookie in Nancy Pelosi’s office.
I haven’t seen many episodes of the reboot. But I have a very important question. My lover Raul is a fan of smelly farts. When we are in bed, watching the homoerotic Saved by the Bell episodes he enjoys if I rip farts so he can pretend he’s in bed with AC Slater ripping stank ass taco and burrito farts. The issue is my farts don’t stink. I’ve tried eating spicer foods, but none seem to make my ass belch out some good rancid farts. You guys seem like pro’s and I’m wondering if you have any advice? I think Raul may soon dump me if I can’t come up with some ripe bombs for him to huff!
Hey gang, I saw the hot new reboot episode yesterday where the Space Station crew ordered a big three-layer chocolate cake from The Max location on the moon to celebrate Screech's birthday. In the later afternoon, a deliveryman from The Max drove a moon rover from The Max and then climbed up the 10-ft rope ladder to deliver the cake. As Mr. Belding opened went to the front door of the Space Station and paid the deliveryman, Corky went to Screech's room, where Screech was on his bed reading comic books, and pulled down his space pants and diaper and ripped a massive wet fart before shutting the door behind himself and locking the door from the outside.
Mr. Belding then brought out a table, chairs, and some plates so serve the cake. Mr. B told Screech to come out of his room, but Screech banged on his door and said he was locked in and asked Mr. B to unlock him. Mr. Belding got angry at Screech for being so annoying and said "I'm not your servant, Screech. If you don't come out right now, you'll miss your chance to eat cake, FAGGOT!" Then Mr. Belding cut a small sliver of cake for Corky, a small sliver of cake for Kevin the Robot, and then started eating the remaining 95% of the cake himself as Screech whined from his room. When Screech pointed out that robots were not even supposed to eat cake, Mr. Belding responded by devouring Kevin's piece and then continued gorging on the rest of the cake, washing it down with two-liters of Mountain Dew! After finishing his massive piece of cake, Mr. Belding leaned to the side of his chair and ripped an enormous fart which was so powerful that it rattled Screech's door! Then Mr. Belding unlocked the door to Screech's room and Screech asked if there was any cake left. Mr. Belding replied by unleashing an epic belch in Screech's face while Corky jumped up to fart in Screech's face! Then Mr. Belding gave Screech the plate he had been eating off and pointed out that there were a few crumbs remaining. When Screech leaning in to lick the crumbs off the plate, Mr. Belding smacked Screech in his hook nose with the plate before Corky started strangling Screech with a diaper. Then Mr. Belding and Kevin the Robot started spit-roasting Screech while Corky watched and filled his diaper with dookie in excitement! After Mr. Belding blew his load into Screech's anus and Kevin unleashed a gallon of old motor oil into Screech's throat, Mr. Belding opened the front door and threw Screech out onto the surface of the moon. Screech wasn't wearing a space helmet and his head quickly exploded in the zero-atmosphere environment!
It was a great episode, although the continuity of this show is terrible as I saw a preview for the next episode and Screech is alive again and is being super-annoying like usual.
I just saw a great new episode of the reboot on the ISS. In it Screech has become a 43 year old pizza delivery guy. The odd thing is the pizza parlor is on the moon! He has this queer moon rover thing that is quite obviously gas powered, which makes no sense. Also the pizza parlor is owned by legendary celebrities Joey Buttafuoco and Tonya Harding. The pizza place is called “Hard Butt Pizza” which I suppose is a mix of the owners last names. The logo is a picture of Joey Buttafuoco, wearing Zubaz pants and a wife beater, while eating a piece of greasy pizza, with his dong hanging out! The only people that ever seem to order pizza are Corky and Mr. Belding, and they do so many times a day. Their order is always the same thing 4 large pepperoni pizzas, an order of garlic knots, and 3 2 liters of Mountain Dew. To add some hilarity Screech takes the orders and whenever Mr. B calls he loudly belches into the phone to place the order, while Corky rips a fart. Whenever this happens Screech yells “Zoinks, the Chief and Corky are hungry again”. Joey is the pizza maker while Tonya Harding just sits there looking surly and queefing near Screech. Joey looks like a scuzball, but his pizza pies look amazing. As soon as the pies are done Screech takes the boxes and puts them in a keep warm thing and then rushes off in his queer rover to get to the rope ladder up to the ISS. Many times When he arrives we can see an angry Mr. B and Corky peering from the windows, waiting for their delivery. Screech always struggles getting the pizza bag up the rope ladder as he’s totally out of shape. Many times Corky opens the hatch and screams at him to hurry the fuck up, then yelled obscenities at him. Once Screech finally gets into the ISS Mr. B grabs the bag and begins devouring the garlic knots and chugging a two liter of Mountain Dew. What made this hilarious is many times they had just eaten 30 minutes earlier. This particular time Corky was extra angry and asked why it took so long, and told Screech he bet he stopped off at the Moons Truck Stop (what?!) to suck off a few dozen “moon men truckers”. When Screech tried to explain that it took at least 15-20 minutes to make the food, and another 10 minutes for screech to drive over and get it to them, that he still got it to the, in about a half an hour and it was still warm. At this Mr. B loudly belched in Screech face, spitting food particles all over Screech. Corky told Screech he was a slowpoke then grabbed a slice of pizza and began taking enormous bites of it. At this Screech looked sad and said “I can’t even deliver pizzas right, don’t worry about the tip guys”. But Mr. B then seemed to have a change of heart and said it was ok, the still had a nice tip for him.
At this Screech perked up and said “thanks Chief, that makes me feel like I’m not a total loser” to which Mr. B slugged Screech in the gut, Corky dropped his pants and diaper, and the entry hatch flew open and Joey Buttafuoco and Tonya Harding popped in. Kevin the robot wheeled in around this time and immediately used his claw to tear of Screech’s pizza uniform (which was Zubaz) and then Zapped his nuts with his claw. Joey and Tonya started yelling at Screech and told them they ruined their business by being so slow and such a faggot. Joey then took down his Zubaz pants and began buttslamming Screech, while Tonya Harding left a rancid queef in Screech’s face. As Screech gagged Mr. B jammed his massive dong in Screech’s mouth, as Corky began yanking out chunks of Screech’s hair. Tonya Harding enjoyed this and began fingering herself and then out of nowhere Mr. Horton and Dudley road into the room on bicycles, both ringing their bikes bells, and did a loop around this attack before riding back out! The laugh track went wild over this and there was a ton of cheering. The scene was insane. Joey Buttafuoco ass slamming Screech. Mr. B forcing Screech to suck him off, Corky ripping out Screech’s hair, and Kevin the robot periodically using his claw to give Screech electric shocks. Finally Mr. B and Joey blew their loads all over Screech, and Corky then took a nasty dump on Screech who then collapsed to the floor. Everyone then high fived and went off to have a pizza party, leaving Screech crumpled on the floor. As Mr. B went off to the pizza party he yelled, “how’d you like your tip you stupid hooknosed faggot?” Screech sure learned a lesson about pizza delivery that time!
Ricky, if your lover needs some stank ass farts I recommend eating a large Pizza Hut Meatlovers Pizza, followed by a few Taco Bell Burrito Supremes. Wash this all down with Mountain Dew products and you will be ripping atomic farts, with a burrito flavor, within a few hours. Make sure you eat in this order! Raul will be thinking his camping with AC Slater if you do!
Crotchmaster, that was a great recap of that new episode! Is it surprising at all that Screech was a crappy pizza delivery boy? I thought that the scene where Corky paid for a pizza by pulling a $20 bill out of his diaper - it was covered in dookie! When Screech made a disgusted face and asked for a clean $20 bill, Corky was so insulted that he flew into a ‘tard rage and viciously beat Screech before raping him!
I found the entire episode ridiculous. The first episode at least had a focus on astronauts doing experiments on the ISS. Now one of them has become a Pizza delivery guy? And he works on the moon? I did enjoy the scene where Corky paid with a dookie covered $20, but wondered why the hell Corky had cash in space? It seems they have really cheapened up the special effects as there is barely any floating around anymore. Instead we have people that for some unexplained reason rude bikes around the place. Both Tonya Harding and Joey Buttafuoco are sleazy people famous for criminal behavior. I’m not sure why they would own a pizza parlor anywhere. I listened to a podcast last week with one of the producers of the show, and was shocked when he claimed that they are striving to portray the ISS as accurately as possible and feel the show could double as a reality show for how accurate it is!
The new episode last night was crazy! For those of you who haven’t seen it yet, now there is a small 4-in square flap in the middle of the door to Screech’s room on the Space Station. It reminds me of those flaps at the bottom of door which permit dogs and cats to move in and out of the house through the flap. Anyhow, Screech was locked in his room for being really annoying while Mr. Belding, Corky, and Kevin the Robot had a pizza party stocked with deep dish pepperoni pizzas from Lou Malnati’s. The pizza boxes clearly listed a Chicago street address for Lou Malnatti’s, so I’m not sure how the hell they got up to the Space Station! As usually Screech whined that he wasn’t allowed to participate. After they finished eating, Mr. Belding floated over to Screech’s door, ldropped his pants, lifted the door flap, and farted through the hole into Screech’s room! He did this several times, expelling heinous pepperoni farts which started to fog up the windows in Screech’s room! Then Corky did the same thing, farting through the flap into Screech’s room! Kevin the robot then had his turn, and extended his metal penis though the flap before expelling some form of industrial waste gas into Screech’s room! After each were done, they clamped down the flap and floated to another room to watch a movie which Screech struggled to breathe in his room. They really got Screech good in that episode!
Damn Gary, they are really using that “trap Screech in his room and fart in it” repeatedly! I have to admit it gives me a raging hard-on every time Screech is gassed, especially by a ‘tard and a robot!
Pops, there is no doubt that they are definitely recycling that "trap Screech in his room and fart in it” plot. However, it works on so many levels!! It is absolutely spank-tastic!
I saw another great episode of the reboot last night!!! Screech was finally unlocked from his room, which was full of stale farts which had deposited there by Mr. Belding, Corky, and Kevin the Robot. After exiting his room, Screech gulped in the fresh air and breathed a sigh of relief. Everyone was in the galley eating breakfast and Screech floated over there to join them. Mr. Belding was eating a large chocolate cake, a box of donuts, and a bowl of Honey Smacks. Corky was eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Kevin the Robot was eating some type of food made out of motor oil. When Screech asked Corky if he could have some of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Corky said “no” and called Screech a faggot for even asking. Screech then asked Mr. Belding if he could have some Honey Smacks and Mr. Belding said that he ate the entire box himself. Screech looked sad and asked if there were Frosted Flakes or some other cereal he could eat. Mr. Belding replied “We don’t have Frosted Flakes, but there is another flake-type cereal you can eat. Hand me a bowl.” Screech looked so happy at that moment as he was finally going to get some real sustenance instead of having to get by on eating farts, semen, and feces. But Screech got a concerned look on his face when Mr. Belding started shaking and scratching his head, causing his unsightly dandruff to fall off his head into the cereal bowl- Mr. Belding forgot to bring his therapeutic shampoo with him on the Space Station and had been experiencing a serious dandruff problem! Anyhow, after shaking enough dandruff to fill the cereal bowl 2/3 of the way full, he handed the bowl to Screech and said, “Enjoy your dandruff flakes. Hope you like them, Screech.” Screech asked if Mr. Belding was joking but then Corky got annoyed and grabbed Screech by the neck and said “eat your cereal, FAGGOT!” Then Kevin the Robot poured milk into the cereal bowl and slapped Screech with his metal claw until Screech started eating the bowl of Mr. Belding’s dandruff. Screech really learned the importance of breaking that episode!
El Stinkmeister, that was one amazing episode! Why is Screech so annoying and needy? Why can’t he find his own food? You’d think on a mission there is plenty of food in the galley, yet he lurks around Corky and Mr. B always pestering them for food. He’s like an annoying dog that pesters you at the dinner table. I’m glad they are teaching him these valuable lessons! I when I watched the episode I thought for sure Mr Belding was going to treat Screech to some wholesome fecal flakes! I will say the writers threw me a curveball with that, leaving me highly aroused while Kevin bitch slapped Screech repeatedly.
Crotchmaster, Screech should have shown much more gratitude. If he had any manners, he would have eaten that bowl of Mr. Belding’s dandruff and kept his trap shut!
I just took a massive dump. The entire time I was releasing it all I could think about was how much I wished my toilet was replaced with Screech’s mouth. His lips wrapped tightly around my asshole, sucking the massive turd out and gobbling it up like a good little shit mongrel. He would then tongue all the doo doo off my butthole really working his tongue into my anus. When he was all done I’d treat him to a nice fart as a tip for services rendered. Screech I know you’re reading this hot offer and sporting a 1/2 inch boner! Hit me up here to make this dream happen!
Today I saw a new episode on the ISS. Today Screech had to go out for a space walk in order to do some fruity experiment that involved a giant black dildo. Corky and Mr. B were helping Screech get dressed for his space walk, and were being really nice to Screech for a change. I did notice they both kept giggling. The hatch doors then opened and before the outer hatch could open Mr. B dropped his pants, and grabbed a hold of the emergency oxygen tube that fed Screech’s space suit. He put the tube in his ass and ripped a gigantic fart. You could hear Screech yell “Zoinks” through his face shield as the fart hit him. He then began coughing and the facemask steamed up. Corky then dropped his pants and diaper and left a giant wet fart with some diarrhea into the tube. Mr. B and Corky then opened the outer hatch door and pushed Screech out into space, before closing both hatches and going to the windows to watch. Screech continued coughing and gagging and mission control checked in to tell them Screech’s O2 levels were dangerously low. This brought a ton of canned laughter from the laugh track, as Screech floating around space suffocating on farts is hysterical. Eventually Screech couldn’t take it anymore and ripped off his helmet, causing his head to explode within seconds. At this Mr. B and Corky cheered and high fived before heading off to eat some deep dish pizza that had left over from their most recent pizza party. The episode then ended with a shot of Screech’s headless body floating around in space, while the giant black dildo floated around as well. We weren’t privy to why Screech was taught this lesson but I’m sure he deserved it!
Crotchmaster, that was a great episode. Remember when Mission Control in Houston asked why Screech’s oxygen level was so low and why the percentage of farts in his space suit was so high? Mr. Belding replied that Screech had assaulted he and Corky and wouldn’t stop harassing them and trying to sniff their asses while they were expelling the contents of their bowels shortly before his moonwalk? Remember how the person at Mission Control replied that Screech was a gigantic faggot?
Let Screech serve as a warning to all of you fart huffers out there. I have been treating Screech and found him in wretched shape. Years of serving men in dumpsters, rest stops, and truck stop bathrooms has finally caught up to him. I have confirmed the huffing of farts has caused throat cancer. He also has a prolapsed anus, and a case of shingles brought on by ‘tard semen. I am documenting all of this in order to make sure his case is used as a preventative measure in the super queer community.
Screech, your fanbase is pulling for you to recover from your Stage IV cancer diagnosis. You need to make it through this so you can provide many more years of entertainment on the reboot series.
I would like to see another episode where you eat a bowl of Mr. Belding’s dandruff, get locked in a room filled with heinous farts for about the 50th time (this storyline never gets old!), and service the penis and ass needs of Mr. Belding, Corky, and even Kevin the Robot!
I also have some ‘special treatment’ for you when I get to your hospital bed which involves pressing my bare butt against your face and letting rip a double monster fart as a kind of sexy reviving salt
Corky visited Screech in the hospital and farted in Screech’s face for good luck and to kill cancer germs. He also strangled Screech with his diaper to make Screech feel better about his cancer surgery.
There have been many hijinks in the hospital. Mr. B and Corky have moved into a hotel near by in order to be able to visit Screech to cheer him up, make sure the doctors are doing well, and to teach Screech any needed lessons. Today Corky peed, and shit in Screech’s chemotherapy treatment. When the doctors yelled at Corky he got extremely upset as he really believed he was helping. He flew into a ‘tard rage and tossed the doctors a good beating while Mr. B sat there eating a bag of Doritos! To cheer Screech up Mr. B has rigged Screech’s TV to get he gay porn channel. That definitely perked up Screech and I can report he’s feeling much better. Since Corky is such a lovable ‘tard security refused to make him leave. What good friends!
The above report is incorrect. Corky and Mr. Belding are not being helpful in any way. They ruined Screech’s therapy and terrorized our patients. Mr. Belding ripped a fart in the hallway that was so loud the building shook and people thought there had been an earthquake! It also stank up an entire wing of a floor! Corky left a trail of shit from his diaper and a nurse slipped and fell on it, chasing Corky to laugh hysterically. The both of them ate almost all the food in our cafeteria, then had a food fight! I don’t think they even like Screech has Mr B refers to him as a hooknosed goblin, and Corky refers to him as “giant faggot”. I encouraged them to leave by giving them a $50 Pizza Hut gift card. I hope they don’t come back!
Dr. Assjuice you must be a total moron. Those guys are his best buddies and he needs them to cheer him up. Also, for a guy complaining about Mr. B’s mighty fart powers what do you think will happen when he downs a few Pizza Hut deep dish pizza’s and returns? Next time he will likely blow down a few walls of your precious hospital!
I visited the Tampa hospital today to try to get a glimpse of Screech and to give him some good luck. While I looked around, I saw Mr. Belding and Corky. Mr. Belding is really obese and must weigh close to 500 lbs! I think that Mr. Belding already used that entire $50 gift card to Pizza Hut as he was intermittently farting and belching when I saw him. His farts smelled awful and made the entire wing of the hospital smell like an asshole! Corky and Mr. Belding then appeared to have a belching contest for Screech’s enjoyment - they each downed a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and then unleashed their best belches. It was a close contest, which Screech declared to be a draw. Then Corky said he wanted to have a farting contest, in which Screech could participate. Screech went first, expelling a small squeaky fart, which was probably to be expected after only eating hospital food and ingesting an IV bag over the previous 12 hours. Corky then jumped so his ass was pointed toward Screech’s face from a distance of a few feet and unleashed a watery-sounding fart, which sounded like he had just gone diarrhea into his diaper. Then it was Mr. Belding’s turn - he positioned his body so that his ass was about two feet from Screech’s face and then ripped a loud fart which seemed to last about 10 seconds and smelled heinous!! Both Screech and Corky crinkled their noses when the smell hit them! Not surprisingly, Mr. Belding was declared the winner of the farting contest.
It was great to see Mr. Belding and Corky in the hospital to cheer up Screech even though they really stunk up the place!
Today Mr. Belding and Corky came back and harassed our cafeteria staff. They complained there isn’t any “deep dish pepperoni pizza” and even more that we don’t carry “Mountain Dew”. They then left and returned with a cooler full of Mountain Dew. They chugged it, then had a belching contest at the nurses station! Corky pushed to have a good belch so hard he vomited all over a computer. Then they went to see Screech so they could watch gay porn with him. All we could hear for hours were loud burps and farts. It made the entire place stink like ass. Now I’m being told Belding and Corky have commandeered their own rooms and won’t leave! Mr. Belding overflowed the toilet and they are both constantly calling and demanding “room service”. When they couldn’t get what they wanted they ordered door dash and got deliveries from McDonalds, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell. I can only imagine the night we are in for. Because Corky is a ‘tard our administrators are fearful to toss them out!
I visited Screech in the hospital today. He seemed pretty chipper and was was watching some hardcore gay porn starring the guy who played Evil Ed in the original Fright Night movie. I heard a ruckus in another room and when I went in the hall and looked in I saw that Corky and Mr. B had a giant stack of pizzas, about a dozen 3 liters of Mountain Dew (I had thought they stopped making those years ago), had a bunch of wings. They were playing video games with the volume turned way up. Mr. Belding seemed much more interested in eating pizza and burping then playing the game and Corky kept winning. Corky commented to Mr. Belding that the hospital was the best hotel he’s ever stayed in. Then he leaned to the side and left a huge fart, while also going dookie in his diaper. Then these really fruity looking guys showed up and said he was time for Corky and Mr. Beldings sponge baths, and closed the door after entering. That hospital is really lucky to have so many major celebrities staying there at one time!
Corky and Mr. Belding squatted for another night in the hospital wing near Screech’s room in order to cheer him up. They keep ordering deep dish pepperoni pizzas for delivery, which has to be a violation of Covid-19 rules. Mr. Belding also had someone install a soda fountain machine to dispense Mountain Dew. Screech’s mood seem to improve with every belching contest. He isn’t allowed to drink soda for now but he enjoys judging belching contests between Belding and Corky. Last night Belding and Corky also really stunk up the floor after each ripped multiple wet pepperoni farts. I think they also both also shit their pants in the process! Then, all of a sudden, these two short bearded weirdos showed up with guitars. I am pretty sure they were those weirdo Demasi twins in Corky’s band. Then immediately pulled down the sweatpants that Corky and Belding were wearing and started tonguing their dirty anuses while giving them reach-around until Corky and Belding each jizzed so powerfully that their semen landed in Screech’s Jew-fro for good luck.
I visited Screech today and found they had him in for an MRI. Mr. B and Corky were there over the protests if the hospital staff and kept pranking Screech. While Screech was stuck in the tube for his MRI Mr. B and Corky kept pressing their asses into the tube and ripping ridiculously loud and smelly farts. Each time they did this Screech would yell Zoinks, and wiggle around. Then the person administering the test would yell at Screech. All three of them seemed to be having fun and the place reeked like ass. I can’t imagine they will be able to use that machine for quite some time. Then they all went back to Screech’s room and watched gay porn on a massive 85 inch TV Mr. B demanded they install for Screech while chowing down on one of their hourly orders of Pizza Hut Deep Dish Pepperoni pizza. What awesome friends!
My aunt is a nurse in the hospital where Screech is receiving treatment. She said that the little stunt which Corky and Mr. Belding pulled in the room where the MRI machine is located has shut down use of the MRI machine for a few days while they air out the room. She said that it smells awful in there, like a bunch of stinky diarrhea buttholes! She also said that Mr. Belding wheeled in a laundry bin filled with sweaty jockstraps from the wrestling team at a nearby high school. Screech has been sniffing the jockstraps while pleasuring himself while Corky and Belding eat pizza and rip ass in his face! Screech has been in absolute ecstasy and his mood has greatly improved as he undergoes cancer treatments!!!
Hey boys! Pig Pen here! When I heard about Screech being down with the big C I put together a convoy of horny truckers to pay him a visit. I’m proud to report today 75 trucks filled up the hospital parking lot, and we went in and demanded to see Screech. At first there was some pushback and words about “Covid Protocols” and other nonsense. We just pushed past those whiners and when we heard an enormous belch we knew we were heading in the right direction. When I got to his room I saw gay porn was playing on a giant TV and Mr. B and Corky were there chowing down on some pizza and drinking enormous cups of Mountain Dew. When I entered I told them a convoy was there to wish Screech well, then I let loose a really nice fart. This really perked Screech up and the next thing he knew about 70 obese truckers were packed into his room and the hall, many stripping down to nothing and dancing erotically for his entertainment. This quickly evolved into some hot sweaty buttsex going on, as well as a barrage of farts. I’ve never seen Screech happier. By the time we were done the room and hall reeked of anus and the entire place was covered in piss, shit, and jizz. I feel a little bad for the janitorial staff of the hospital, but man was Screech cheered up. When we left we all drove our big rigs past his room and blasted our horns. Many of which produce loud farts or belch sounds. Corky watched from the window and kept moving his arm up and down signaling us to beep our horns even more. What a great day! The queer community is really coming together to support Screech!
This is getting ridiculous and It’s impeding Screech’s treatment! We have our MRI machine closed for fumigation due to yesterday’s stunt. Today we had nearly 100 obese truckers breaking Covid protocols by jam packing a ward and having sex with each other. Also, we have the Demasi brothers loose in the hospital. After visiting Corky they disguised themselves as orderlies and are going around the hospital giving make patients sponge baths with “happy endings”! They are a wiry bunch and security has been unable to catch them. In just a few days we’ve gone from a nice community hospital to one full of deviants, and a hospital that reeks of anus! I’ve been trying to transfer Screech to another hospital but they have all heard of these events and refuse to take him. This morning I checked on Screech and when I said good morning to Mr. Belding and Corky Mr. Belding belched in my face, and Corky kicked me in the genitals. This made Screech laugh and they think “cheering him up” is more important then any actual treatment. This can’t go on and I’m asking for the people in here to stop visiting and encouraging this behavior!
Today our staff noticed something quite extraordinary. Normally a patient in as rough as shape as Screech needs pretty heavy doses of pain medication. We’ve noticed Screech needs none. Instead whenever discomfort strikes either Mr. Belding or Corky, and sometimes both at the same time, press their bare asses to his face and rip ass. As both have done nothing but sit around watching gay porn, while eating nonstop boxes of deep dish pepperoni pizza, and chugging Mountain Dew, their farts are absolutely revolting. Yet Screech seems to enjoy breathing in their heinous stench and convulses a little and occasionally even jizzes in his hospital gown! This seems to be as potent as our strongest pain medication! When I mentioned this Mr. B and Corky demanded they be paid for their services and offered to fart in the faces of other patients who need their “services”. I declined this as we don’t need them ripping ass in patients faces, but did agree to pay for their enormous pizza and Uber eats bills. We are running tests on Screech to see if this is a medical breakthrough in pain relief, or if he is just a giant faggot.
I have been working with Dr. Assjuice over at the hospital trying to help Screech recover from his cancer. I’ve been having Screech follow a special anti-cancer protocol in an effort to eradicate his tumors. A process of chemotherapy involves injecting dangerous chemicals into one’s body to try to kill tumors. Unfortunately, chemotherapy is difficult to target just to tumors and kills all fast-growing cells, such as hair- can you imagine what Screech would look like without his massive Jewfro? The mere though if seeing his huge hook nose without also seeing that massive greasy Jewfro is frightening. So instead of chemotherapy, I have been prescribing daily sessions of ripping ass into Screech’s face! Farting into Screech’s face is not only fun, it has really improved his mood! Sometimes having a positive mental attitude is the best medicine. There is no scientific proof that farts kill cancer tumors. However, Screech is such a gigantic faggot that he so immense pleasure from wet pepperoni farts that his improvement in attitude has actually help turn things around for him and his body’s immune system has started to fight back against the cancer and seems to be winning. Mr. Belding and I each gorged on deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza last night while ripping heinous-smelling farts in Screech’s face and I am happy to say that his tumors have already shrunk by 5%! That might not sound like a lot, but more farting sessions like this and Screech will be well on way to recovery! This is one time where being an enormous rim goblin is helping him to live longer!!’
I am making a pubic hair wig for Screech. I want him to not feel funny when his mighty Jew Fro falls out from treatments. Instead he will have a giant wig made out of his male fans pubic, and ass hair. I’m collecting this and if you want please send it to the Insurance King so I can keep creating the wig. It doesn’t matter if it’s matted, or has fecal chips in it, as that will make Screech feel even more normal. Hopefully his fans all see this and we can have an enormous Fro wig ready to go within a week or two.
Charlie, I saw a video clip on TMZ of Mr. Belding donating some of his pubic hair and ass hair to Screech. In the video clip, a barber who looked a lot like a young JM J Bullock trimmed Mr. Belding’s pubes. It was funny because there were food crumbs in that tubbo’s pubes! There were Doritos crumbs and small pieces of cake in there! I guess Mr. Belding is more focused on eating and having gay sex than he is on bathing!
Gary, thanks for noticing me, and thanks for the compliment. I am now a pubic and ass hair barber for the queer community. Mr. Belding was quite a mess, but I cleaned him up nicely. We had a line out the door of raging homosexuals who wanted to donate for Screech’s Jew Fro. I’ve heard most times Screech has a least a pound of jizz in his Jew Fro, and what I collected today should make him feel right at home. As a side Mr. Belding also had pubic lice. I think that will be a nice surprise for Screech the first time he wears his pubic Jew Fro! Today I felled nearly half of a large garbage bag and tomorrow I’m sure I will totally fill it. Many people are coming by to rip ass into it so it really has a nice stench to it. We are all really pulling for Screech to get well soon! We hope a Jew Fro made from pubic and ass hair that is coated in jizz and farts really cheers him up. As we all know cheering him up is the way to curing him!
Screech is feeling much better today as he’s experienced quite a bit of cheering up by means of ripping farts and belching in his face. Mr. Belding left loose a belch so loud Screech’s ears were ringing for a few hours, but when we did another scan we saw the cancer had shrunk even more! Corky then stood on a chair and farted in Screech’s face. It was easy to hear his crapped his diaper while doing so. That fart was so rancid we had to move patients with rooms 4 doors away! But when we scanned Screeh again we saw the cancer again shrank! The same thing happened on a much smaller scale after Screech watched gay porn all afternoon. This is astonishing!
Today we completed a Pizza Hut Express in our cafeteria to serve the needs of Mr. Belding and Corky. I’m pleased we to this done in record time. When we told Mr. Belding and Corky Mr. Belding merely leaned to the side and farted, and Corky said “they better deliver”. It seems those two can’t even be bothered to walk a few hundred yards to our cafeteria to get their own pizza. Mr. Belding said if there don’t deliver they will just continue ordering from Uber Eats who does deliver their Pizza Hut pizza. Thankfully I was able to arrange for cafeteria services, who delivers trays to our patients, to take their orders and deliver them. Corky threatened me with a beating when I told him the Pizza Hut Express would close at 10pm with the rest of the cafeteria, but he settled down when I told him after 10pm he would need to order Uber eats. At this he went dookie in his diaper and went back to watching gay porn with Screech and Mr. Belding. Those two show no thanks whatsoever and seem to believe they are doing the hospital a huge favor by living in our hospital free of charge, eating tons of food that we pay for, and making the hospital stink like ass. We received a bill from the Demasi twins for “services rendered” which lists all kind of services and “performances” they say Corky has provided as well as a number of services they provided and continue providing (only because we can’t seem to catch them”. They claim to be Corky’s “managers and wranglers” whatever the hell that means. Their letter head has “Demasi Twins” at the top and right below that is a picture of them playing guitars sans pants. We really want Screech to get better so we can get all of this deviants out of our hospital!
I just checked on Screech before I leave for the day. He’s doing well and is still watching gay porn 24/7 which “really cheers him up” according to Corky. I found that Corky and Mr. Belding are now dressed in surgical scrubs which they say they needed as their sweatpants are “at the cleaners”. Which I’m assuming means they have gotten some staff member to give our laundry department their stuff to clean. Mr. Belding doesn’t really fit in his scrubs and he’s bursting out of them. I told him I’d try to locate some larger ones, and he thanked me by standing an inch from my face and loudly belching. Screech laughed at this, and Corky yelled something about his important cheering Screech up is. I’m so glad to be going home.
Dr. Assjuice, Mr. Belding isn't going to like that Pizza Hut Express - I guarantee it. Mr. Belding likes to eat extra large deep dish pepperoni pizzas with extra pepperoni toppings. They only serve those small individual pizzas at Pizza Hut Express locations, so he isn't going to be happy about that. The only good thing about that Pizza Hut Express from Mr. Belding's point of view is the soda fountain machine with Mountain Dew! They really need a Taco Bell Express just so Mr. Belding can feed his chunky ass.
To cheer Screech up, Mr. Belding told Screech that he was allowing him to compete in a "Jockstrap Sniff-off" competition. Although Screech did not know what that was, he was honored that Mr. Belding allowed him to compete as Mr. Belding was his hero. Kevin the Robot then wheeled in a locker room laundry bin filled with sweat jockstraps and soiled underwear from Bayside High School. Kevin then started beeping and said that he had hitched a ride on a big rig from California and then rolled the final 10 miles from a truck stop outside Tampa. Mr. Belding said that since Screech was the "man of the hour," he was allowed to go first. When Screech replied that he did not know the rules of the game, Corky got mad and yelled, "YOU NEED TO SNIFF AS MANY JOCKSTRAPS AS YOU CAN IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES!!! IDIOT!!" Kevin then counted backward from "five" and started a timer. Screech grabbed handfuls of the sweaty jockstraps and the soiled underwear from the laundry bin and rubbed them against his hook nose, inhaling the rank odors. By the time 90 seconds elapsed, Screech had sniffed 110 jockstraps and pairs of soiled underwear. Screech yelled out, "I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo!!!" Screech then asked who was next. Mr. Belding and Corky each said that they forfeit and that Screech was the winner. Mr. Belding and Corky then told Screech what a faggot he was for being so easily tricked into sniffing those jockstraps. Screech started crying because he was ashamed until Mr. Belding ripped a pepperoni fart in his face to cheer him up - when the stench hit Screech's hook nose, he jizzed his pants in ecstasy at the humiliation! Mr. Belding then walked out of the hospital room to go grab a few dozen pizzas at the Pizza Hut Express down the hall when he ran into Dr. Assjuice who informed him that pranking Screech like that was helping kill the cancer as the smell of sweaty balls and anuses was somehow boosting Screech's immune system!
Today we had a bit of a setback. For some reason Rosie O’Donnell and Bette Midler showed up to visit Screech. Rosie said she recently starred with him in an episode of the reboot on the ISS. Rosie and Bette kept queefing which angered Corky and Mr. Belding who were focused on eating their breakfast deep dish pizza’s and large Mountain Dew sodas. Screech was focused on watching gay porn, when they both broke into some awful get well song they sang as a duet. It was horrible. It sounded like a bunch of feral cats in a blender. At this Mr. Belding had enough and stood up, then belched in Rosie’s face so powerfully it knocked her over. He then bent over and ripped a fart so powerful it knocked Bette into the hallway! Rosie and Bette stormed off in a huff while complaining how Mr. Belding was a barbarian. Corky and Screech cheered a bit, but when we took Screech for a new scan we saw that the cancer had grown a bit larger since yesterday. For some reason only homosexual arousals and fans “cheer Screech up” in a positive way, boosting his immune system. Female fans actually reduce his immune system for some reason. Because of this we are implementing a raging homosexuals only policy when it comes to visiting Screech! Please share this as we don’t want any further setbacks.
Another day of nonstop farting, and belching noises coming from Screech’s room, as well as the ripe stink of anus. I wanted to drop by as I saw comments from Screech’s team that mold in seedy hotel rooms is something they believe contributed to his cancer diagnoses. That is just not possible. It is much more likely that huffing farts, and engaging in all kinds of sordid homosexual antics caused this. Before coming to the hospital Screech was living in a truck stop rest room, where he breathed in all kinds of toxic smells 24/7. His job as an unpaid bathroom attendant intern may have been a contributor but we will likely never truly know what caused this. We are more focused on treating this and ensuring he stays “cheered up” which Mr. Belding and Corky are taking care of.
Gary, you were correct that Mr. Belding would complain about the size of the pizza’s as the Pizza Hut Express. He complained immediately that he needed to order “dozens” of personal pizzas to replace one extra large pizza. I made a phone call and was able to find out that sinc get ingredients are the same, and the Pizza Hut Express ovens are big enough to handle it, our local full service Pizza Hut will send over the pans needed to make extra large pies, and will also train the Express employees on how to make one perfectly. I shared this with Mr. Belding and his response was to leave what sounded like a very watery fart.
Today I visited Screech and found that in order to keep cheering him up they are roasting his bed between his normal room where he can enjoy gay porn, and a public restroom, where he can enjoy listening to dudes piss and spray diarrhea. He even had a little pair of binoculars to leer at dudes taking pisses at the urinals. I went into a stall and could hear Mr Belding and Corky in stalls on either side of me. Corky was playing on a Nintendo switch and I could hear the game “animal crossings”. He was also occasionally ripping farts. I could hear Mr. Belding was eating something and was constantly ripping the loudest farts I’d ever heard. This would follow with an enormous torrent of diarrhea and the occasional belch. This really seemed to cheer Screech up and he clapped and encouraged every fart and shit spray. There were probably 5 other people in the bathroom, a few at the urinals. And I could hear Screech comment that one guy was taking a “masterful piss”. When I left I wished Screech well and saw he had a little tip hat he had made out of a hospital hair net. It had a little turd and a few quarters in it. I left him a dollar as I’m a classy guy. Get better soon Screech!
Today Michael Jordan stopped by to with Screech well by farting a Popeyes fried chicken fueled fart in his face, and even blew some cigar smoke rings in Screech’s face as well! I wouldn’t always recommend blowing smoke rings in the face of a lung cancer patient but it certainly cheered Screech up! Screech was also cheered up by being allowed to spend the afternoon in the men’s public bathroom. It was Mr. Beldings idea as he had to take a monster dump and told our staff he really thanked Screech would enjoy listening, and smelling it. That many others came in to cheer him up by urinating or taking a dump, was an extra bonus.
Hello, my name is David Gibbs. I am the CEO of Yum Brands, Inc., the parent company of Pizza Hut. It was brought to my attention that Mr. Belding was unhappy with the Pizza Hut Express at the Tampa hospital where Screech is receiving his cancer treatment. I want to calm everyone down and let you all know that this issue has been resolved. We at Yum Brands put the customer first and Mr. Belding is notorious for spending tens of thousands of dollars per year on pizza and Taco Bell which is another of our brands. So we have installed a large pizza oven at the hospital which is capable of making the deep dish Pepperoni and Meat Lovers pizzas that Dock Belding loves. We have also introduced a new extra-extra large soda cup just for Belding. This new cup can fools about 1.5 liters of soda. And Mr. Belding is welcome to come back and refill it whenever he wants. We want him to have the necessary fuel to unleash epic belches and heinous farts into Screech’s face to help Screech recover from cancer.
Hey David, I’m pretty sure Yum Brands also owns Taco Bell, which is legendary for producing gastric distress and heinous farts. What’s a new cup size and a pizza oven show? How about you build a Taco Bell, and KFC, and a Long John Silvers so Mr. B has a real assortment of disgusting greasy foods to choose from? Certainly he will tire of a diet of only pizza? Can we count on Yum to get these new restaurants installed this week? So by next weekend Mr. B and Corky can cheer Screech up with some amazing flavorful farts? With the KFC people like Milo the Janitor may even stop by! Please make sure the soda fountain has grape soda available in case this happens.
Crotchmaster, unfortunately there isn’t enough space in that location of the Tampa hospital to fit a Taco Bell. The Express locations have far less space. Yum Brands divested Long John Silver’s about 10 years ago as their food was infamous for tasting like stinky anuses, but not even the type that Screech would like to sniff! Mr. Belding is ridiculously overweight and has to eat about three deep dish pepperoni/meat pizzas per day just to maintain his 500lb weight. You might think he would want to try different foods from time to time, but surprisingly he doesn’t. Like many of our dedicated customers, he enjoys eating the same food day in and day out. He once posted on our Facebook page that he loves our Meat Lover’s pizzas because he knows exactly what his farts will smell like and how Screech will react.
We have been trying to find a place for a KFC Express, but they don’t do as well in hospitals. But we are considering adding grape soda to the fountain drink selection at our Pizza Hut Express.
David, thank you for your kind offer. Crotchmaster I have spoken to Mr. Belding. He and Corky desire a Taco Bell, but are fine getting that from Uber Eats. Their biggest concern was access to enormous deep dish Pizza Hut Pizza’s. David has even agreed to keep our hospital location open until 2am each night so the guys have late night access. Corky wanted it 24/7 but agreed 2am was better than its current 9pm closing time. When I brought up Long John Silvers they both made faces and said that food tastes like ass. So it seems everything is good. Yum foods has definitely come through to make sure Mr. Belding and Corky have a nice supply of greasy deep dish pizza, and Mountain Dew, so they can produce beneficial farts and burps for Screech. I am discouraging the installation of any grape soda dispenser as it might attract the wrong kind of element to our hospital. I just left my visit with Screech, Corky, and Mr Belding, and Corky was holding a lighter to Mr. Beldings ass, and Mr. B was blasting enormous fart fireballs. I can’t say I approve, but it really seems to be cheering Screech up!
Tonight we had a bit of an issue. We recently put Screech back on a hard food diet and noticed that even with that he was losing more weight then expected. When we asked Screech if he was eating enough Mr. Belding piped up and said that he was in charge of Screech’s diet and had been “feeding” him regularly. We pushed a bit more and found out along with the dozen or so pizzas Mr. Belding has been eating, he is also eating Screech’s meals. Mr. Belding claimed he put Screech on an anti cancer diet of farts. Mr. Belding has been farting in Screech’s face for the last few days and telling Screech that was his meal. Mr. Belding claims that this way Screech doesn’t have to process the foods and can enjoy everything that he eats. I tried to explain how absurd this idea was but Mr. B merely leaned off his seat and ripped ass. Corky chimed in and said if after Mr. Belding “fed” Screech Screech was still hungry he would fart in Screech’s mouth as well. I told them they could feed Screech all the fart meals they want, but he also needed to eat the food we provided. Mr. Belding then demanded we send a meal for him so he’s not “tempted” and Corky said we better send one for him as well. He then made a loud dookie in his diaper. This is getting ridiculous.
Dr. Assjuice, Corky is so talented- who else can make loud dookies on cue simply to express their displeasure? It’s no wonder that Mr. Belding is best friends with such a talented and lovable ‘tard!
Dr AssJuice,what is stopping you from installing an Arby’s inside the hospital? We know that you can rearrange some of the wards and screech’s many fans demand this. Make it happen!
Why haven’t Mr. Belding and Corky been given their own shake yet? I would love to watch all of the crazy hijkinks they get themselves into as they head out of various adventures clogging toilets and unleashing heinous farts and loud belches wherever they go. Screech could be their gay sex slave or he wouldn’t even have to be in the series. Maybe Belding and Corky could solve mysteries and Corky would fill up his diaper with dookie at the end of every episode or whenever he gets scared? Hollywood is sitting on a gold mine!
Stink sister, the truth of the matter is screech is too weak to be acting. He has the worst type of lung cancer, single cell which is effectively terminal and he came to hospital complaining of pains all over meaning it has likely mestasized - he will be lucky to last till Easter. Let his lovers be with him at this time and not force him into being a sex slave
During the next season of the reboot, Corky may have to play Screech. It would be his own unique take on Screech, as the original Screech didn’t wear a diaper or go dookie 15 times a day, but I’m sure it will be funny. Plus, Corky is a better actor than Screech ever was.
But I’m stilling pulling for Screech to get better. Come on, Screech!
Nurse Rod, we have not had any requests for an Arby’s. In their hundreds of orders I’m yet to see Mr Belding or Corky eat from Arby’s. El Stinkmeister, we are doing everything we can to help Screech, including allowing two degenerates to live in our hospital so they can “cheer him up” through ridiculous means. We have even installed a restaurant just for them. Right now I’m focused on making sure Mr. Belding doesn’t continue eating Screech’s food and feeding him farts instead of hospital meals. We are all pulling for Screecy to get better. Since he’s been a patient I’ve watched all of the reboot episodes on the ISS and I have to say it is true comedy gold.
If Mr. Belding and Corky can help cure Screech from his cancer infection, their story will become a mandatory case study in every medical school. Most people would be grossed out if someone farted in their face, particularly if one of those people was their morbidly obese former high school principal from nearly 30 years ago. Most people would also not enjoy having a ‘tard fart in their face or strangle them with a diaper full of dookie. However, there is something wrong with Screech’s brain as he loves these things and they may actually save his life.
Screech, inhale as many farts as you can to save your life!
Today A rod came into the ward to say hello to the patients and provide balloons. This was a sweet touch and he was followed by a CNN news crew who reported on his generosity. However, he made the mistake of going into the rowdy cancer ward where screech was being held and went over to him sensing a sweet photo opportunity.
However, at this time, corky had just come in on his wheelchair and got angry at what he thought was A Rod flirting with DD and flew into a monster tard rage! In front of the beta cnn reporters he yanked down A Rods baseball leggings and started viciously buttslamming in as screech’s entourage cheered. He then finished by flinching him into the wheelchair and ramming him out of the hospital window! The cnn crew had no choice but to approve of this minority style romance and started buttslamming each other seperately whilst corky ate ice cream.
That was super hot and a rod definitely got what was coming to him, I mean, who brings cnn to their hospital visit?
"Prison Rules," CNN host Brian Stelter had to have been rubbing one out while watching the live feed. You just know he was fantasizing that he was A-Rod and was the one taking it in the ass from that lovable 'tard, Corky.
Prison Rules, A Rod is such an attention whore. This time it backfired on him as the cameras were there and rolling when he angered his lover Corky. Clips of that ass-slamming are already all over the internet. I also want to know why A Rod, who retired years ago, was wearing his Yankees uniform? Does anyone know why Corky was in a wheelchair? I’m guessing he just enjoys riding in one, but I can’t think about the Corkster not being fully mobile. I did love Corky shoving him into the chair and firing it threw the window. I hope Corky dumps that loser A Rod and starts dating Mr. Belding. They are the perfect couple!
Today was a good day besides A Rod showing up uninvited with a Fake News News Crew. Our staff cheered when Corky tossed him out the window. Now things are back to normal and Mr. Belding and Corky are watching gay porn with Screech while eating boxes of Pizza Hut Deep Dish pizza. They seem to be eating mainly pepperoni, and Corky almost had a fit when he insisted one of Mr. Beldings pizza’s had more pepperoni then his. There was almost a full blown ‘tard meltdown of nuclear proportions, but Mr. Belding saved the day by switching pizzas with Corky. For that Mr. Belding talked me into allowing him to have an IV of Mountain Dew so he can enjoy his favorite beverage non stop. I told him the carbonation was a major issue and couldn’t be allowed, so he agreed to have an IV of Mountain Dew syrup, which I approved. Screech is back to eating his meals and they are no longer being stolen by Mr. Belding although Mr. B and Corky do feed him numerous fart meals each day. Right now things are settling down and we are all hopeful for Screech. We are hoping A Rod never comes by again. I don’t see what Corky sees in that loser.
Tonight before I left the nurses station informed me that Corky had shit in the sink in the bathroom In Screech’s room. Ugh. Mr. Belding claimed Corky did that to “cheer Screech up” and I will say the three of them all found it incredibly funny. Corky said that anytime he shits anywhere that isn’t his diaper he feels he’s being a “good boy”. I asked him to try not to shit in the sink again and he said he would “try” not to but couldn’t make any promises. I feel so badly for our janitorial services. They have been working around the clock to fumigate and clean the constant smells and messes that come from Corky and Mr. Belding. Thankfully this incident made Screech happy.
Screech has been burying his massive hook nose into Mr. Belding's sweaty asscrack for good luck this past week. Screech believes that this is helping his body kill cancer cells. Corky has been strangling Screech with a diaper periodically to also cheer him up. The entire hospital floor reeks of the smell of anus, but Screech is in high spirits for his continued cancer treatments.
Hi, my name is Michael Hsu. I am and Chairman and CEO of Kimberley-Clark Corporation. One of our top brands is Huggies diapers. We would like to hire Corky to do some advertisements for us. Specifically, we would like to advertise Corky strangling Screech or one of his other gay lovers with a Huggies diaper full of his doo-doo! This would be a powerful way to advertise to the gay community. This advertisement would also appeal to the retard community as well. Millions of lovable ‘tards around the world fantasize about having sex with a non-tard like Screech. Corky, please have your agent contact me so we can get this done! The mere thought of you strangling Screech with your diaper during rough anal sex really turns me ... UUUGGGHHH!!!! I just blew my load thinking about this...
Today one of our nurses was chatting with Mr. Belding and asked him if he still acted. Mr. Belding said he did, and was currently hoping to land a “starring role” on the show “My 600lb life”. When the nurse told him the only people on that show were the doctor and obese people going through bariatric surgery he leaned off his chair and ripped a loud fart. Corky then piped up and said he was also looking to start on that show. He then continued chowing down on a deep dish pepperoni pizza he had topped with tacos from Taco Bell. I believe they both have a good shot at “starring” on that show, but find it funny that Mr. Belding considers that an acting role.
Dr. Assjuice, so Mr. Belding has become a fat disgusting pig just to prepare for an acting role on “My 600lb Life”? I always thought it was just because he’s lazy and a glutton!
I would love to watch a reality show about Mr. Belding, where he belches and farts throughout each episode and the reactions of people nearby are recorded. I think it would be a big hit.
El Stinkmeister, I don’t think he’s preparing for a role. I believe that he’s just done his normal thing as he’s been obese for many many years now. I think he’s deluding himself by thinking that them offering to let him be on the show as an obese patient in dire need of bariatric surgery is somehow an acting role. By watching his actions if he does go on the show I doubt he will lose any weight and he is far to old and obese to safely have surgery. He will provide plenty of burps and farts which seems to entertain many people. It would be funny if Corky joined him and then both drive that doctor insane by not losing any weight, eating junk food non stop, and belching and farting in his face.
I want to support Scritch and have been saving my farts in jars. I want to send them to him so he can huff them and hopefully the rancid stench cheers him up and cures his cancer. Where should I send them? Dr. Assjuice can I send them directly to you? Can I count on you not to huff them yourself and to make sure Scratch gets them. Thanks Buddy.
I want to fart in Screech’s face. I feel this would help him recover from his AIDS. I am a grand champion fart machine who has done battle with the likes of Steve Anus, John Pepperoni, a David Dookie, and many other legendary fart maestros. Contact me ASAP and I will blast Screech as much as needed. He is a true icon in the queer community!
Hey there, sailor! Screech Powers, after a rowdy night at the dumpsters behind my local McDonald’s, my ass has been pumped completely full of semen. I just ate a couple mini pepperoni pizzas from a Pizza Hut Express at the mall near me as well. Please pencil me in for an appointment at 10:45PM for homo-pathetic cancer treatment session. I will fart jizz and diarrhea into your mouth for healing purposes. Let’s get together to help you get better soon!
Today Mr. Belding greeted me with a loud belch to my face, then told me “was back”. He told me his audition for “My 600 lb Life” went well and he had been offered the starring role he had wanted. Corky however was sad as he was told he doesn’t weigh enough, and isn’t obese enough to be a candidate for the show. Mr. Belding told Corky that he needed to “work as hard as he had” to make his dream happen. Corky perked up at this, then began eating a giant deep dish pepperoni pizza. Screech seemed oblivious to all of this as he watched gay midget porn. I feel like I’m in a bizzaro world whenever I go into that room.
I found out that Mr. Belding will not be a patient on “My 600 lb Life”. Instead there are looking for a new treatment for morbidly obese people. Kind of a Pavlovian cure. They want Mr. Belding to rip ass in the face of the patients whenever they eat. To make it so they get sick whenever they eat and become fearful of eating. The show actually wants Mr. B to keep eating deep dish pepperoni pizzas and other garbage so he farts are as horrendous smelling as possible. They are adding a segment to the show called “Mr. Beldings Gas Chamber” and are even interested in bringing in Corky to strangle patients with his diaper if they go against the doctors rules. When Mr. Belding told Corky this he made a huge dookie in his diaper that overflowed onto the floor. Corky then celebrated by strangling Screech with his diaper.
Dr. Assjuice, that reality show would be a bona fide hit!!! Mr. Belding’s farts are notoriously powerful and would undoubtedly cause even a big fatso to feel too nauseous to eat. That is the exact medicine those patients need to finally lose weight. Rather than trying to fill their stomachs with tasteless low-calorie rice cakes to try to lose weight, having Mr. Belding rip wet farts in their faces should do the trick! Mr. Belding’s has chamber would be the most popular segment of the show! Although I have to admit that watching Corky strangle someone who fails to stick to a diet would also be enjoyable to watch
Hey Screech, how’s it going with your cancer treatments? I have to host a show tonight at 5PM EST. Are you available afterward for some play time? I want to rub assholes with you and have a cock swordfight in front of Corky while he’s masturbating and in front of Mr. Belding while he’s sitting on the toilet simultaneously eating a deep dish pepperoni pizza while taking a massive and smelly dump. Let’s get together tonight, buddy.
Today I found that Mr. Belding and Corky are preparing for their roles on “My 600 lb Life”. Mr. Belding said they are both method actors and are already preparing. To do this Mr. Belding is continuing to eat deep dish pizza non-stop along with all kinds of other junk. Whenever we bring a meal to Screech he stands with his bare ass an inch from Screech’s face and rips fart after fart. Corky then strangles Screech with his filthy shit filled diaper if Screech swallows even one bite of food. I tried to explain to them that Screech needs to eat so he can keep his strength up but they said they are already preparing for their roles and can’t stop now. I hope that show films soon so those guys leave. All we heard all day were farts, followed by “Zoinks”, followed by the sounds of someone being strangled. Of course the entire floor reeks of anus even more than normal.
With all of the deep dish pepperoni pizza that Corky has been eating recently, he has been producing far more dookie than usual. Corky has been discarding his used dookie-filled diapers in Screech’s car which is parked in the hospital parking garage. Corky thinks that Screech will enjoy all of the “presents” Corky has left in the car and will thank him for adding a homemade “air freshener.” When Corky told Mr. Belding what he had done, Mr. Belding leaned to the side in his chair and ripped a loud fart. Mr. Belding then told Corky to take the diapers out if the car as Screech wouldn’t like his rusty Gremlin car smelling like “a retard’s butthole.” Corky sadly left the hospital cafeteria where he had spoken to Belding and headed down to the parking garage to clean out Screech’s car. However, once he walked outside of the hospital building, Corky saw a car get hit with birdshit by a flock of birds flying above. Corky started laughing so hard that he filled his diaper with urine and then forgot he was supposed to clean Screech’s car!
Hi all, I was watching the spice channel yesterday and couldn’t believe my eyes! There was another episode on the ISS that was obvioulsy staged in a hospital ward. I’m not up to date on who is Ill but it sure seemed to me that a storyline where screech was in bed on a ‘space rocket’ to probe an island full of deranged queers on an island called ‘Planet a&e ward 2b was beyond fantasy!
anyway the main plot line was screech involved in a giant battle with some horny truckers who were in other ‘ships’ led by someone that looked like A Rod. I couldn’t tell because only a rods bum cheeks were in shot but needless to say, laser beams of shit and pies quickly overwhelmed screech so he radioed in ‘ for the big guns’ all of a sudden the big bopper and corky turned up in two large hospital beds looking like goose from top gun and their banter was terrific. Belding told corky it was a ‘code brown’ situation and corky replied that he ‘had a need, a need for hardcore buttslamming and underoos’ then they high fives each other and produced a cookie and diarrhoea blast so heinous it broke the enemy formation in two and stopped the truckers from buttslamming screech too hard.
Corky then peeled off saying to belding he ‘had to flush a turf’ then threw a rod out the window with a chair leg up his ass! The big bopper also celebrated by really giving it to screech before reaching round to pick up his crack pipe!
Such a hawt episode, but can anyone tell me why they saved screech and didn’t leave him to those buckaroos??
Ass Hawk, I can’t believe the producers have continued filming episodes while Screech is undergoing cancer treatment!! That is quite a creative episode, it seems the writers have really stepped it up! No “screech trapped in a closet getting farted on”. I loved the Top Gun theme!
Hey, you know I used to work in film. A major box office martial artist in the early 90s. ’m a serious guy but I do admit showing my rock hard erection to belding by chance at a studio lotone day, and.we had manly ass adventures.
He became a good friend and invited me onto the rowdy saved by the bell set. On set, he immediately called screech a fagit and got The janitor to stuff him with his Pringles can sized dong. I loved this and couldn’t stop bashing my meat as if it owed me money.
The problem was screech came to worship me, he begged me to let him drink my bath water, no soap and let me sit on his face. And boy! My hairy sweaty butthole really did it for him! Anyone ever heard of a Cleveland steamer? Well we did that too!
Screech, hit me up buddy, I have kept myself trim for you and want you to drop my trou and give me a tongue bath, especially once I have expelled the detritus of my Asian. Walls from my ass. I know my asian mysticism will get you better
Screech, my twin, Scud, and I heard the news about your cancer. We really hope you hang in there and recover. You owe it to yourself and all of your fans, many of whom are queer. Maybe we can appear on a new episode of the reboot series with you? We will play astronauts with you on the International Space Station. You must be getting sick of being violated by Mr. Belding, Corky, and that bum from the mall who somehow managed to stow away on the Space Station. I have been wearing the same jock strap I wore when i was on the Bayside High School football team back in 1992 - I wear it daily and have never washed it once. My balls are super-sweaty, so it is a bit ripe! I will put it over your face so you can wear it as a Coronavirus face mask. My brother, Scud, wasn’t a jock but he was a burnout who smoked crack and weed with Johnny Dakota back in high school and is still a bit of a drug addict. Scud will smoke a doobie on the Space Station while anally pleasuring you with his massive dong. I will jerk off while he’s really giving to your anus! After he blows his load into your anus and I cum at the sight, we will throw you into your room and do another of those “fart into Screech’s room and then lock him in” segments which have become quite popular. I will then shake dandruff from my scalp into your cereal bowl as Scud shakes fecal chips from his matted ass hair into the same cereal bowl. We will then unlock the door to your room and will hand you the bowl and will say that you are not allowed to leave “time out” in your room into you eat the bowl of dandruff/fecal chips. Let’s make this episode happen!
Ox, that is super erotic, and I am sure many would agree, your jockstrap would be a lovely gift. Please confirm that you have also not shaved your ball fro,so the strap is holding in all manner of stank?
I sure love the thought of the doc coming in and seeing a yellow gusseted jockstrap over his patients face rather than an oxygen mask! Also, can you ask scud what happened to Jonny Dakota? As principal I demand to know!
I saw a documentary about Dustin Diamond today. It was entitled “Butthole Pleasures” and aired at 2:30 AM on the Spice Channel last night. It was good for a couple loads.
Screech, during our scene with Scud, I think it would be really hot if I strangled you with a piss-soaked jockstrap while I’m giving it to you right in the ass. I will shove your face in between Scud’s sweaty ass cheeks. Your enormous hook nose will rub against Scud’s taint and asshole, giving him pleasure while he simultaneously farts and rubs one out. While we have our way with you, Corky will throw his dirty diapers into your room while Mr. Belding rips several of his famous 15-second farts into your room. By the time Belding and Corky are done, your room will reek of the smell of piss and anus! After I blow my load into your ass, I will take my jockstrap off your neck to allow you to gasp for air while Scud jerks off into your mouth and then farts on your nose. We will then throw you into your smelly room and will lock you in. Then we will climb down the rope ladder from the International Space Station to get to the surface of the moon. As you are locked in your smelly prison, you will stare out the window of your room to see Scud, Belding, Corky, and I barbecuing hot dogs and hamburgers while we also play a volleyball game!
I believe that this is a conspiracy of Elvis proportions. There have been rumblings in the queer underground that Screech wanted to fake his death in order to be able to dive full time into making homoerotic gay porn. He planned on using a name like “scritch” to keep his disguise in place. Also, I have a scout at the hospital who claims instead of a coroner or a funeral home Screech was picked up in a van driven by one of the Demasi twins! The same van picked up Corky and Mr. Belding and before it pulled away my scout swore they heard a ridiculously loud fart followed by “Zoinks”. We will have to wait and see how this plays out.
Today is a sad day for medical science. We learned that treating a stage IV cancer patient with farts, belches, and “cheering up” in lieu of proper medical treatment does not work. I will not comment on the above post alleging some kind of conspiracy. Screech is now out of the hospital. A large number of flaming queers showed up and gave a 21 bare ass fart salute in his honor. It was very touching.
This is a sad day for Screech fans. He died too young and we missed out on another reboot season of Mr. Belding and Corky harassing him and repeatedly locking him in a room full of farts on a daily basis. Someone else needs to play Screech going forward, although I’m not quite sure who it will be. Maybe the guy who played the youngest kid on Home Improvement? That kid was weird and goofy-looking. He just needs to get a perm which resembles a Jew-fro. Or maybe former baseball start A-Rod can either play the Screech character or he can just play himself - he apparently had some type of real-life homosexual relationship with Corky from Life Goes On. Watching Corky slap A-Rod around and strangle him with a diaper on the International Space Station would be quite homo-erotic!
I think Michael “Ponce” Oliver could fill that role nicely if he got a perm. Another candidate would be Brian Bonsall unless he is to busy with his queer core band “Thruster”. My vote would go to Ponce.
This sure is a hard day. As a 36 year old,screech had been a big part of my formative years - his was the first picture I blasted ass on, my fashion muse for when I went to the mall with all my friends in zubaz , and I lived my life by his conduct on the new class in the 90s.
I’m not sure Crotch, but does Michael have over 20 years of hot spankworthy posts? The whole world seems a whole lot less fruity, even more so now that we know he was planning to reform his queercore band before cancer struck!
Fear not fellow Screech fans. Screech is now with me and I’ve been showing him around. We set him up in a fine pair of assless Zubaz and he’s getting to meet many of Hollywood’s former raging queers. We had our eye on Screech and although he left you too soon we are thrilled to have him with us. Last night he participated in a dumpster party with Rock Hudson, Freddie Mercury, and myself. There is unlimited Taco Bell and Pizza Hut up here. We are now waiting for Mr. Belding to join the party.
This site will stay up. Sad to see Screech pass at such a young age, but there are still many stories to tell even if they are unrelated to Screech. Corky was on Life Goes On at the same time as the original Saved By The Bell. I never got into that show, but apparently there were quite a few nice story lines which are ripe for recaps. There are also rumors that Corky blew his fortune on hookers and blow has recently been secretly dating former baseball star A-Rod.
Kurt, thank for providing this amazing forum. Dr. Assjuice thank you for providing so many amazing updates on Screech’s final days. So many people tried to help him and Corky and Mr Belding really cheered him up. I enjoyed hearing of them ripping ass I’m his face, while enjoying some gay porn. Corky and Mr. Belding are true friends and I’m glad they were with him until the end. I only hope I’m as lucky when my time comes. I’d love to have Corky and Mr. B hanging out with me cheering me up by shitting in the sink, or ripping 15 second farts.
Bingo, thank you for the kind words. I assumed everyone would be relived that Screech, along with Corky and Mr. Belding, were no longer blasting gay porn, ripping insanely loud farts, having belching contests, shitting in the sinks, and stinking up entire wings of our hospital. Instead I found everyone including myself in a very somber mood as we missed all of those antics. Corky is a lovable ‘tard who really grows on you as did Mr. Belding and Screech. We are considering naming the wing of the hospital in Screech’s honor. A nurse recorded Screech yelling Zoinks one time when Mr. Belding ripped an insanely loud fart in his face. We have decided to honor Screech’s memory by playing that whenever a newborn baby arrives in the world.
Dr. Assjuice, I heard that A-Rod came to the hospital to console Corky after Screech's passing. However, Corky was so upset that he hadn't been able to save Screech that he took out his frustrations on A-Rod. Corky started strangling A-Rod with a diaper and used his 'tard strength to slap A-Rod around and gave him a vicious beating! Corky then gave A-Rod some rough anal, causing A-Rod to moan loudly in pleasure as he is a demented freak himself. After jizzing into A-Rod, Corky fired A-Rod out of the 3rd floor window! A-Rod is now recovering from injuries sustained when he landed on the pavement. A-Rod is fortunate that he is still in great shape but he did break a couple bones and is now holed up his own room in the hospital on the 2nd floor. Corky and Mr. Belding have now moved down to the 2nd floor and have been ripping heinous farts in A-Rod's face to help him recover.
El Stinkmeister, You are correct in what you heard. A Rod was very insensitive to a very upset Corky and paid the price by being tossed out the window. He broke numerous bones including his right leg. But it then got worse. As A Rod was in bed recuperating news broke that A Rod had been face timing with some hussy. This made the cover of the NY Post which Mr. Belding reads to Corky frequently. When Corky heard this story he again strangled A Rod and tossed him out the window again. Thankfully this time it was from the second floor instead of the third. But he landed on his ass and broke his coccyx. Corky then took a dump out the window and it landed right on A Rod. A Rod now will be here recovering for at least a week and Mr. Belding and Corky are in their own room next door. They both visit A Rod frequently and Corky smacks him around while Mr. Belding cheers him own and rips farts in A Rod’s face. Tonight baseball player Anthony Rizzo and his gay lover Steve Bartman stopped by and hung out playing cards and watching gay porn with Mr. Belding and Corky. Between the 4 of them I believe they ate at least 12 deep dish pepperoni pizzas, as well as downing a keg of Mountain Dew. The farts and belches came nearly non stop and shook the entire floor. I for one am glad Mr. Belding and Corky are still here, and it was nice meeting Anthony Rizzo who I think may have a crush on Corky!
A-Rod is still in the hospital recovering from the injuries he sustained when Corky beat him up and threw him out the 3-story hospital window. Yesterday Corky got mad that the Pizza Hut Express is located on the 3rd floor of the hospital whereas A-Rod's hospital room is on the second floor. When Corky told A-Rod to move his room up to the 3rd floor, A-Rod replied that the 3rd floor was for cancer victims but that the 2nd floor was for people with general injuries such as broken bones. When A-Rod said this, Corky got really angry and accused A-Rod of lying to him. Corky got so upset that he slapped A-Rod in the face with his incredible 'tard strength. Corky looked over and saw A-Rod's jock strap on a chair and then use it to strangle A-Rod! Corky then pulled down his sweatpants and his diaper which was overflowing with doodoo. Corky was embarrassed and stuffed his overflowing diaper into A-Rod's shoe on the floor.
Corky then farted in A-Rod's face before pulling off the blanket on A-Rod's bed and started having rough anal sex with him! A-rod was in absolute ecstasy during this sexual encounter as Corky was really giving it to him! Mr. Belding sat in a chair watching this encounter while pleasuring himself!
After blowing his load into A-Rod's anus, Corky belched and then put on A-Rod's jockstrap instead of another diaper. An hour later Corky forgot he wasn't wearing a diaper and then went dookie on the chair in A-Rod's hospital room which currently reeks of the smell of anus and semen!
John Pepperoni, please tell me more about your epic fart battles with Steve Anus back in the 90s! How did you train? Who else did you consider as ‘tough competition, in your prime?
I’d sure love to see a Hollywood biopic on these heady days
I love corky with all my heart and want him to assfuck me and then spooge up my anus-hoal and then the next time I go poop all of the rotten semen will come out with the shit and then I can drizzle it on top of my pancakes and cereal. ��
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I would love to gorge on a large deep dish pepperoni pizza and then wash it down with a large Mountain Dew. I will then visit the homeless shelter where Screech lives and will rip a heinous pepperoni fart in his face before chasing it with a huge belch into Screech's ear!
I just saw a really erotic episode of the New Saved by the Bell on the Peacock+ network. I found a flyer for it at my local gay bar and it seems it’s currently invitation only. In this episode they showed Screech and Kevin on the International Space Station. The set looked like it was made with a budget that was no more than $25. There were for some reason no other people on the Space Station. In it Kevin was doing pretty much everything while Screech floated around fondling himself and looking at pictures of Slater in his wrestling singlet from his old Bayside Yearbook. After awhile Kevin got annoyed he was doing all the work and asked Screech to check on some experiment. Screech responded with a sassy “you’re not my boss” then went back to fondling himself. This made Kevin angry and he said “bzzt, must drain oil”. At this Screech yelled “Zoinks” which brought a ton of canned laughter. Moments later an enormous metal cock began to grow from Kevin and as Screech tried to float away Kevin’s arm extended and grabbed Screech by the Jew Fro. For some reason Screech had some hideous Zubaz space suit and Kevin barely had to do anything in order to rip and tear the shoddy, thin, fabric. After ripping off Screech’s space pants Kevin inserted his metal cock into Screech and began bouncing him up and down on it. Screech at this yelled “double Zoinks” to which Kevin pinched Screech’s hook nose with his other claw, then applied some kind of electric shock. The shock jolted Screech and made his Jew Fro stand up making Screech resemble Don King! Moments later Kevin pulled his cock out of Screech and blew a huge load of hot oil all over Screech. Screech screamed in pain from the hot oil, and the laugh track went berserk, and there was even a giant fart sound?! Kevin then turned around and left some kind of robot backfire. It created a green cloud and blew Screech across the space station causing him to hit a wall and knock him unconscious. We then saw a screen with the people back at mission control which included Zack, Slater, Kelly, and Jessie. Jessie was fingering herself while watching this attack, while Slater was jerking off, and Zack was pounding Kelly in the ass! What a fantastic episode. I was a bit disappointed Mr. Belding wasn’t in it!
Crotchmaster, that was a fantastic episode! I wonder who programmed Kevin to be a violent homosexual? Was it Maxwell Nerdstrom or did some weirdo Silicon Valley software engineer write a queer script into Kevin's program code???
I saw that episode too, not on Peacock, but a live event on YouTube! There were tons of live, lewd comments from around 150 hardcore SBTB fans in the chat box with lots of fan fiction around the new stars.
One thing you may have missed Crotch, is that Belding did make a brief cameo in the beginning of the episode. There was a pan shot of the ISS in the opening credits, but if you look carefully it was merely Beldings' dong covered in white semen with a plate of nachos on top - it was so erotic.
There was also an easter egg in the episode as you could see Mr. Tuttle vigorously tossing off underneath an internal engine component when Kevin the robot first came on screen. I hope they continue with this in the next episode, perhaps even with a few cross-overs from other episodes? I like the idea of the ISS landing on a moon that is inhabited by the cast and house of Silver Spoons for example.
I was perusing a Reddit forum on Saved By The Bell where I discovered that if you go to the Peacock network app and then hit the "channel up" and "channel down" arrows at the same time and then type in the code "473893", you can see a special hidden episode of the new show!
When I typed in the code, another space station-themed episode started playing. In it, Screech is up in the International Space Station with Kevin the Robot, Mr. Belding, and the homeless bum from the episode of the original series who was living in the bathroom at the mall. Anyhow, at one point Kevin the Robot got mad at Screech for being annoying and grabbed Screech's Jewish beak with his metal claw and launched Screech across the space station! Screech knocked into Mr. Belding, who was eating a large bag of Doritos. Mr. Belding released a powerful belch into Screech's face, causing him to float across the space station again. All of a sudden, a lid flew off a trash can and the homeless bum crawled out! The bum was holding a rusty car antenna for some reason and used to to start whipping Screech in the nuts! Screech yelped, "Zoinks!" with each strike of the car antenna! After about a minute of this attack, Screech disappeared into another section of the space station and then you could hear what sounded like a wet fart following by some loud butt-slamming! Throughout the attack, the laugh track on the episode was playing.
It was a strange episode - why was the bum on the space station and why did he have a car antenna with him???
Steve, that is one hot episode! I love that some demented executive at NBC decided to make episodes that cater to the millions of raging queers who love seeing Screech abused and humiliated by every character including robots! I bet that smelly bum stowed away on the ship in order to get away from the cold winter. He likely had that car antenna as a weapon he could use in case someone attacked him. But when he saw Screech his insatiable homoerotic lust burst forth and he needed to get his rocks off by tormenting Screech! I have heard that Screech was tricked into signing a contract that pays him nothing and has him down as “hooknosed, loser, intern”. It was negotiated by the same guy that defended Screech in the dd.com lawsuit. That guy really screwed over Screech once again! Maybe next time Screech shouldn’t hire an attorney from “Zubaz Legal Services”!
I’m so glad new episodes of the spicy side of Saved by the Bell are finally airing. Today I was watching a new one and ordered some food from Door Dash. The food took forever to get to my home and when I answered the door I saw Steve Bartman was the delivery person. He was wearing the same outfit he did at that notorious playoff game including the headphones with a Walkman attached to his belt. I took the food and noticed his crappy Geo Metro. In it I could see Anthony Rizzo, who for some reason was wearing his Cubs Uniform. I gave Bartman a small tip and went back into my home, then looked out the window. Once Bartman got back in the car Anthony immediately pressed his bare ass to Bartman’s face and ripped ass. It was so loud I could hear it in my home. Bartman then began tounging Rizzo’s anus, before the two lovebirds began having hardcore man action right in my driveway! Along the way there were many more farts and the windows steamed up. I then went off to eat my food and watch Mr. Belding buttslamm Screech in the space station while an alien ripped some kind of alien farts in Screech’s face. What a great day. Anthony and Steve Bartman make an adorable couple!
The Saved By The Bell reboot is awful for the most part and is extremely "woke" and preachy. I just finished the 4th episode and there were a couple black kids from the ghetto who stopped at a gas station to steal candy bars from the convenience store and fill up their car with gasoline. One of the kids went into the men's room and encountered Screech! Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant and told the black kid that he wanted to apologize for all of the slaves that Jews sold in North America and then begged that kid to take a dump on his Jew-fro. It was a strange episode...
Diesel, the new “woke” show sounds like a total disgrace. They really need to go back to the original formula. I’ve heard there is no rowdniness on the new set and the real action is on the special episodes that are being filmed in a storage locker in Encino. The episodes showing that gargoyle Screech and Kevin (along with special guests who appear with no explanation as to how they go there) on the International Space Station. That show is what normal people and raging homosexuals demand. No one wants to see some teenage tranny be a football star. We all know that’s ridiculous. We want to see Mr. Belding teaching Screech more lessons by farting in his face and buttslamming him!
Hey guys. I just saw a really funny episode of the New Saved by the Bell in outer space. In it Screech and Kevin are on the space station. At first Kevin is really annoyed with Screech and keeps zapping his nuts with his claw. Then out of nowhere, and with no explanation, Rosie O’Donnell appeared. She was even more annoying then Screech, and kept queefing. The stench from her foul queefs made Screech cough constantly, and caused Kevin’s circuit boards to corrode. This infuriated Kevin. Rosie was very bossy and was telling them how there weren’t enough minority and LGBT people in space. All of a sudden Mr. Belding appeared. He told Rosie to shut the fuck up, and dropped his pants and farted on her. This caused her to fly across the space ship and crash into a wall. Then working in tandem Screech and Kevin opened an airlock door, while Mr. Belding got in position to rip another fart on Rosie. When the time was perfect Mr. B ripped a gigantic fart that some people claim could be heard on earth. It blew Rosie into the airlock and Screech and Kevin closed the door. They then opened the outer door causing Rosie, who wasn’t wearing a space suit, to float into outer space. Within seconds her gigantic pumpkin head began to expand, then exploded. Mr. B, Screech, and Kevin all cheered as did mission control back on earth. Screech then yelled “Zoinks, it’s great to have the Three Musketeers back together”. This annoyed Kevin and Mr. B who then ripped off Screech’s Zubaz spacesuit and spitroasted him! What an awesome episode!
I saw another space station episode of the Saved By The Bell reboot. In it, Screech was being really annoying and pissed off everyone after he dropped a pen and it floated over and knocked into Kevin the Robot's claw. Kevin was angry and slapped Screech with one of his claws, sending Screech floating to the other side of the space station while tumbling end-over-end! Screech slammed into the wall and uttered "Zoinks!" Then, all of a sudden, a panel on the wall opened and out floated Mr. Horton and Dudley! Mr. Horton grabbed Screech was the Jew-fro and then Dudley kicked Screech in the junk. Mr. Horton proceeded to grab a Schwinn bicycle from the hidden panel that he had brought with him to the space shuttle for some unknown reason and they cracked Screech in the head with the bicycle! Mr. Horton then took off the bicycle chain from the bicycle and wrapped it around Screech's neck and started strangling him!!! Mr. Belding then floated over to Screech - Belding was bare-ass naked at the time! Belding ripped a heinous fart in Screech's face and then pulled down Screech's space suit and started viciously violating Screech's anus! Dudley was smacking Screech in the face with a bottle of grape Crush during this attack. Belding then blew his load into Screech with such force and Screech floated across the space station! Then Mr. Horton grabbed Screech and said something about wanting to play "Neptune: King of the Sea" with him in the space station shower...
I was watching the Dolphins game today and kept seeing the Dolphins players who were on the sidelines going into this weird little multicolored tent. I’m used to seeing the medical tents, but this seemed different. I have a special NFL package and was able to watch the camera focused on the sidelines. I kept seeing players, coaches, training staff, and even a referee head into there tent for a few minutes. I then saw Screech pop his head out at one point! I wondered what the hell was going on and really cranked up my sound. When the next player went in I could clearly hear a “Zoinks” and the sounds of buttlslamming! It seems that deranged weirdo was on the Dolphins sidelines to service the penis and ass needs of not only the players, but the coaches, staff, and referees! The Dolphins did win the game and I wonder if Screech is a good luck charm?!
Mr. Butthole, I peruse this board for spank material daily, and noticed your comment. I immediately headed to the Dolphins stadium and can confirm that Screech, acting as an independent, unpaid, intern, was in the sidelines performing sexual services. This was a massive breach in the NFL’s COVID protocols. I checked out the tent myself and found that poofy headed faggot in that fruity tent. As soon as he saw me he tore off my slacks and began tounging my anus. I’m no queer, but I did enjoy it. He tounged my anus like a pro, and gave me a fine reach around. When he was done he begged for a fart and I let one loose. He instantly fell to the ground and jizzed his pants. Needles to say he’s a disgrace to the NFL and the Dolphins will be seeing some massive fines and or lost draft picks for letting that gargoyle on their sidelines without a mask!
Gary, that story is so erotic. It’s so refreshing in these “woke” times to see NBC take a risk on a separate reboot to give the queer fans what they demand. It’s awesome how with no explanation various other characters can just pop into the space station to abuse and torment Screech. I love that Mr. Horton brought a bicycle into outer space! That shows dedication. He loves repairing bikes so much be brought not only his lover Dudley, but a bike they could ride around the space ship. To bad Screech annoyed them and he wound up having to use the chain to strangle him. Screech is the worst. But it’s good people are once again teaching him life lessons. Although I don’t know if the lessons he learned in his early 20’s didn’t work if these new lessons in his 40’s will. But you have to admit Mr. B and many others will never stop teaching Screech lessons. I can’t wait to see what other celebrities stop by. Thankfully they got rid of Rosie O’Donnell. She’s even worse than Screech!
I was out and about today on my route when iI had to take a shit. I stopped at a truck stop and went into the bathroom. What a scene! There was stadium seating that was jam packed in the middle of the afternoon. Each stall had a microphone in it, and the sounds of guys farting, spraying diarrhea, and taking enormous dumps, was being blasted over enormous overhead speakers. Every urinal was in use, and as I scanned the room I saw this poofy headed weirdo with multi colored pants standing next to a guy at the urinals. He was holding the guys cock! To go with the multicolored pants he had on a Christmas shirt that had lights that kept blinking on and off. When he turned towards me I could see it was Screech from Saved by the Bell! I watched as the guy who Screech had helped piss went to the sink where Screech turned on the faucet. As the guy washed his hands Screech crawled behind him and smelled his ass like a dog. Screech then moaned before standing back up and offering the guy some breath mints or cologne. The guy declined and I saw him out a nickel in this enormous top hat Screech had out for tips. Screech then came over to me and asked if I was there for stadium seating, the urinals, or the stalls. I told him I needed to take a dump and he said “follow me”. He led me to a stall and when he opened the door I saw there was already some weird looking guy sitting there. Screech told me this was his busy time and I’d have share the seat. If I didn’t have to shit so badly I would have left. But next thing I knew I was sharing a toilet seat and letting loose a massive dump. As I ripped some huge farts along with my dump I could hear cheers coming from the stadium seating. I tried to go as fast as possible as the guy sharing the seat with me was just sitting there like a goon. I stood up to wipe my ass and the door flew open. Screech came in and immediately began tounging my shit ridden anus. He did a masterful job and I could feel his giant hook nose pressing on my butthole. At that point I ripped a massive fart. I really pushed it and it was powerful, loud, and smelly. It brought some huge cheers, while Screech fell over and jizzed his pants while flopping all over the place. At that point I pulled up my pants and went to the sink. After Screech recovered he followed me and turned in a faucet for me, while also holding out a towel that had a picture of a nude Maxwell Nerdstrom on it! I found this really weird. The entire situation was weird. I used the towel to dry my hands, and declined any mints or colognes. I then tipped a buck and got out of there. It was a really weird situation but that Screech guy seems to be doing a good job servicing the butthole and cock needs of a packed truck stop bathroom!
Garbage Man, that is one strange experience! What the hell is wrong with that demented freak, Screech, and those other weirdos? Was the toilet seat oversized or was it a standard size seat? Was your ass touching that other dude's ass on that toilet set?
I saw another space station episode of the Saved By The Bell reboot on Peacock yesterday. Corky from Life Goes On was on the space station or some reason and he found a bag of candy and ate so much of it that that he a sugar high and started spazzing out! He had filled up his space diaper with dookie and then had a tantrum until someone changed it. Screech changed Corky's diaper and when Screech took off the diaper, Corky peed right in Screech's face, resulting in Screech uttering, "Zoinks!" Then Corky got angry at Screech for interrupting his pee and slapped Screech right in the face, sending Screech floating into the wall! Screech started crying like a gigantic faggot and then Corky yanked off Screech's space pants and started really giving it to Screech right in the ass! Screech was moaning in pleasure like a huge queer until Corky shot a huge wad of his 'tard semen into Screech. Corky then decided to go exploring on the space station while Screech put on a new pair of Zubaz space pants! Left unattended, Corky managed to find the navigation cockpit for the space station and grabbed the controls and pretended he was playing an arcade game. Corky used his 'tard strength to turn the navigation wheel so violently that the space station wobbled out of its orbit and started heading toward the moon! This went on for a few more minutes as the space station started accelerating toward the moon where it eventually crash-landed! After landing, someone from Mission Control contacted the space station and Mr. Belding responded and blamed the crash-landing on Screech! Kevin the Robot then grabbed Screech and transported him outside to the surface of the moon where Screech's face exploded in the zero-atmosphere conditions! It sure was a funny episode and the laugh track played throughout it!
Pee Stain, that was one hell of an episode. Lovable Corky really shined in that episode, and Mr. Belding was correct in blaming Screech for the spaceship hitting the moon. Screech should have been looking after Corky knowing he can get into mischief if unsupervised. I’m glad Kevin taught him a lesson! I can’t wait to catch that episode myself! NBC is really doing the queer community a service by shooting these extra homoerotic episodes!
Pee Stain, it was a very strange experience. If I hadn’t been turtle heading I would have waited or left. The seats were normal sized seats, and I was touching the other guys buttcheek with mine. In order to shit I had to battle for more seat with the guy. He of course was a total weirdo who said nothing, and didn’t seem to be taking a dump. He was sitting there bare assed reading a “Mad Magazine”. I almost pushed him off the seat in order to have enough space to shit. He just kept reading his magazine. I think he enjoyed it and was probably there spending hours sharing a toilet seat and listening to dudes take dumps. I made a comment to someone when I entered an saw how crowded it was that I’d never seen such a crowd outside a stadium bathroom, and the guy looked at me and said that was nothing, that the wait for a stall could be up to 4 hours on the weekends. I have no idea what the hell the allure of hanging out in the bathroom is.
The Peacock Network added a new International Space Station episode yesterday. In it, the crew dispatched a space probe to Mars which took soil samples and performed an analysis of atmospheric conditions. The space station received a signal from the probe and discovered that the atmosphere on Mars was about 95.3% carbon dioxide and just 0.17% oxygen. When the results were received, Mr. Belding was sitting at a computer chair and Screech peered over his shoulder and knocked into Mr. Belding's head with his enormous hook nose. Mr. Belding got angry and smacked Screech in the nose, causing Screech to utter "Zoinks!" Corky then grabbed another small space probe and shoved it down Screech's throat and punched Screech in the stomach to get Screech to swallow the space probe! Mr. Belding then replied, "Hey, the space probe inside Screech is sending a signal." The signal indicated that the air in Screech's body was 57% farts, 25% nitrogen, and 18% oxygen! Mr. Belding then said, "Hey, Corky, let's see what happens if we fart on Screech!" Kevin the Robot proceeded to hold Screech while Mr. Belding and Corky repeatedly farted in Screech's face and then watched as the atmospheric gas readings within Screech's body changed to the point at which the air in Screech's body was 67% farts, 22% nitrogen, and just 11% oxygen. Screech then started to suffer from oxygen deprivation as Corky then took off his space diaper and started strangling Screech while Mr. Belding invaded Screech's anal orifice! Corky and Mr. Belding subsequently spit-roasted Screech while giving each other high-fives! Kevin the Robot recorded this encounter and live-streamed it on NASA's video feed while NASA observers in Houston watched while jerking off!
I sure love the way the Space episodes are staying true to the spirit of the original series! Did anyone see the teaser for next weeks' episode on Peacock? Zach, the governer turned up 5 seconds in and broke the 4th wall by telling the audience he was sneaking in the control room and wanted to teach Screech a lesson by setting the coordinates of the ISS to the nearest asteroid. I thought it was strange that he could just turn up to such a high security area, walk in and take the control but whatever - it was such a cheap set and you could see the boom operator in the background who for some reason had his bellend out! It also looked like he was using an atari joystick in tinfoil
Anyway it left on a cliffhanger when cuck A-Rod came up from behind and bonked Zach on the head and told him that his lover was on the space station! Unfortunately Corky heard this and automatically assumed he was talking about screech! He then lassoed screech across the engine room with a bull whip before dragging him towards him and pounding his ass. Me and the two dudes in the pub i was watching with were leering and cheering loudly at this as Belding floated into the room looking mad with a rusty car antenna and just as he raised it to whip Screechs' nuts the SBTB theme tune song came on with a 'to be continued' voiceover...the men in the dive bar i was at the got super rowdy imagining what happened next, i for one are definitely staying in next week to watch!
And Pea stain, I believe it would have been a standard sized toilet bowl lengthwise. You can get two dudes have an ass fight and dump into the bowl at the same time, but this is extremely difficult; it requires a lot of maneouverability at the hips and space between the bumhole and toilet bowl for an unhindered 'flight path' for the deuce.
My view is that the other guy must have moved over, alternatively, the defecator could have kept it squeezed between his cheeks due to the blockage to the toilet water
One extremely rowdy thing i saw from one of the early sbtb episodes was when the Big Bopper to ld "Big" Pete Stonebreaker to move as far back to the lid as possible and leave a spacefor him to perch above him and dump through the gap in his legs.
Anon, you are spot on. I did write an answer to that important question but my name was marked anonymous. I did have to battle that weird guy for space to take a dump. The seat was regular sized. It was quite unsettling.
98DegreesFan, that was a great episode although the writing was poor. Why the hell was Corky allowed to bring a bull whip onto the International Space Station??? And why was a 'tard like Corky even allowed on the Space Station? He may be lovable, but it is only a matter of time before he overflows this space diaper, resulting in dookie particles floating around the Space Station! Between Corky's dookie, the heinous farts ripped in Screech's face, and all of the anal sex given to Screech, the entire interior of the Space Station would probably smell like an anus after a few days!
Dude, did you realise that smells are more pungent in zero gravity? Its true, the molecules don't drop due to gravity but just carry on travelling in the direction they were emitted.
I can only imagine how ripe the ISS would smell! Especially when the Big Bopper has been doing his cameos in his blue principals suit rather than space apparel. That baked ass smell doe
Man this site is getting me horny! The idea of a close quarters space station that reeks of anus, along with a lovable ‘tard floating around shitting everywhere is so erotic! I thought the reboot would be a dud. I’m so happy some deranged executive found a small budget for these space station episodes! It’s nice to know the rabidly queer SBTB fan wasn't forgotten.
I just saw a Christmas episode of “Life Goes On” and it really got me in the Christmas spirit. They did a take on “Home Alone” where Corky’s family forgot he was watching cartoons and eating He Man cereal. So they wound up leaving him home alone for about two hours. Half way through they realized they had forgot Corky but the deals were so good they kept shopping. When they got home they entered the house and found that Corky had shit in the kitchen sink, murdered the family dog with a pair of scissors, drove their second car through part of the house, and was currently setting the Christmas tree on fire! When Corky’s Dad scolded him Corky grew enraged as he felt he’d been a good boy and told his Dad he deserved some Christmas gifts. As the tree burned in the background Corky’s Dad removed his belt and tried to spank Corky. Unfortunately for him Corky had gone into a ‘tard rage and quickly overpowered him. He ripped off his Dad’s pants and began ass raping him while the rest of the family watched in horror. Corky’s Mom finally lured him away from his father with a pop tart, and Corky’s Dad crawled up the stairs, leaving a blood trial from his bleeding anus. Corky then settled down to eat his pop tart and watch Scooby Doo while the fireman came and put out the Christmas Tree. What a terrific episode. At the very end for no real reason Corky did that Home Alone face where he put his hands to both sides of his face with his mouth open, but instead of screaming he left a giant fart.
Crotchmaster, any episode in which Corky shits in the kitchen sink is a great episode! If you look at the credits at the end of the episode, you'll see that Corky wrote and directed that episode! His blood sugar was low when his family forgot about him while they went shopping, so it was completely their fault and his dad deserved that ass-raping for being so rude to Corky when he got back home and discovered the mess Corky had made.
I stopped at a rest stop in Reno, Nevada over the summer and ran into Screech! He an enormous poofy Jew-fro, a scraggly goatee, and has put on a few pounds. He was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. When I walked into the men's room, Screech said, "Hello Sir! Welcome to the Reno rest stop! We have fine urinals for you here and many stalls in to use for dookie!" I replied "Thanks, man." Then I walked up to a urinal, which was quite filthy - there were public hairs on the rim and there was piss on the floor underneath the urinal. Anyhow, I started peeing and I could see Screech was leering at me like a creepy faggot from the corner of my eye! I ripped a lout fart while peeing and then all of a sudden I felt something pressed against my ass. I turned my head and saw that Screech was sniffing my ass with his massive hook nose to inhale my fart! Screech was moaning and then pulled down his pants and started masturbating while moaning in ecstasy. He has a baby cock which is smaller than his hook nose! I was still pissing, so I turned toward Screech and started pissing on him and then kicked him in the stomach, causing him to fall into a puddle of urine. Screech then jizzed himself when I stomped on his stomach - apparently he's some sort of sick pervert who gets off on being humiliated. Needless to say, I did not tip Screech after I left that rest stop!
Lance i liked the part of that episode where corky shits his trousers and hides them in a bush, then in the next scene the dog drags them back out in front of his grandparents!
That was super erotic and i can only imagine what the writers were thinking as that was the whole arc of the story
As a straight man, I have to say that the mere thought of using Screech as a toilet is highly interesting to me. I hated him on Saved By The Bell and I think it would really cool to piss in his Jew-fro and take a dump into his mouth. I also imagine him sitting at a table at McDonald's and then walking up and ripping ass right in his face! I would need to keep this on the down-low so that my wife and kids don't find out about it, but I'd also like to jerk off onto his goatee.
I just saw a new episode of Saved by the Bell on the International Space Station. In it Corky (who seeks to have become a recurring character) went Dookie in his space diaper, then told Screech he wanted to eat Cocoa Puffs and watch He Man cartoons. Screech laughed at him and said they only had freeze dried space food, and also had no way to watch silly cartoons. Screech tried to be all serious and told a Corky they weren’t there for cartoons but to do scientific research. This threw Corky into a ‘tard rage and he punched Screech in the face. Corky then began to cry as his diaper was full and he wanted cereal and cartoons. He said that space was stupid. Mr. Belding and Kevin came floating over and Mr. B did his classic “hey hey hey, what’s going on here”. Screech told Mr. B Corky wanted cereal and cartoons and he had to set him straight. Upon hearing this Mr. B slugged Screech in the gut, causing him to fly across the spaceship and crash into the wall. Kevin consoled Corky and went bzzzt, making Cocoa Puffs. A few seconds later a hatch opened up and Cocoa Puffs in a bowl of milk appeared and Kevin gave them to Corky. Kevin’s hatch then closed and the screen began playing He Man cartoons. Corky was so happy he overflowed his diaper as he ate his cereal. He thanked Kevin and Mr. B. Mr. B was not done teaching Screech a lesson and launched himself across the space ship. He crashed his enormous bulk into Screech, crushing him against the wall. He then ripped off Screech’s Zubaz space suit. Mr. B then bent Screech over and shoved his gloved hand up Screech’s ass. He kept pushing at as Screech repeatedly yelled “Zoinks”. Finally Mr. B was up to his elbow in Screch’s anus, and began moving Screech around like a puppet. He floated over to Corky and pretend Screech was a ventriloquists dummy. Mr. B mimicking Screech’s voice said “I’m sorry Corky, I’m just a giant Zubaz wearing, Jew fro’dl faggot”. Corky thought this was Screech talking and started laughing and aimed his ass at Screech and farted without even looking away from his cartoons. Mr. B then said as Screech “ I want to suck your cock Corky. I’m a cock goblin”. Screech yelled “Zoinks” at this and Mr. B then said “and Corky I also want to eat your doody ass”. Corky laughed at this and dripped his space pants. When he took off his space diaper a torrent of nasty green shit blasted Screech in the face. Corky then backed his ass into Screech’s face and Mr. B said get to work you Poofy headed faggot”. Screech then began gobbling up all the doodie and tounging Corky’s ass. This made Corky happy and he kept watching cartoons and eating his cereal as Screech as Screech cleaned his ass. Corky then spun around to face Screech and had a massive erecting. He shoved it in Screech’s mouth, and Mr. B removed his hand from Screech’s ass, and shoved his cock in its place. While Mr. B and Corky spitroast Screech Kevin came over and used his claws to apply electric Shocks to Screech’s hook nose and head. After a good spitroasting Mr. B and Corky blasted a massive load of jizz all over Screech, then high fived each other. Corky then went back to eating cereal and warching cartoons with Kevin’s help, while Screech floated around unconscious from Kevin’s electrical zaps. His Jew Fro was standing straight up, and he was covered in blood from his anus, and jizz and shit from Corky and Mr. B. Screech really learned some space manners in that amazing episode!
Crotchmaster, i love the way that that the producers believe that this is how a highly trained ISS crew behave - floating around huffing farts and anally sodomised screech! That sure sounds like an efficient crew
I don't even think there is a storyline to these episodes
I want to queef in Screech’s face while Chuck Schumer rubs taints with Screech. My snatch is so rancid my queefs have killed small animals.
Man, the writers are already phoning some episodes in! Today I saw new reboot ep on the ISS. In it Screech sucked off Mr. Belding while Corky was in the background eating toothpaste from the tube. Mr. Belding was sitting on a “space toilet” the entire time Screech was sucking him off and he would occasionally fart or spray diarrhea. The laugh track ran almost non stop. I hope the writers get better. This was pathetic.
I was driving my Kenworth hauling logs through Iowa a couple years ago when I stopped at the I-80 truck stop in Walcott a couple years ago. I was glad I found this truck stop as I was very hungry after 10 hours of driving and I also needed to take a massive dump. I was happy when I walked inside as I immediately saw a Pizza Hut Express and ordered a couple pepperoni pizzas to eat as well as a large Mountain Dew to wash it down.
After eating my greasy food, I walked to the men's room to expel the contents of my bowels. When I walked in the men's room, I encountered what seemed like some kind of weirdo carnival of circus freaks! There was a movie screen off the the side which was showing a video of someone in a bathroom stall taking a dump - apparently it was a 3-D movie clip as everyone was wearing 3-D glasses! And what was even stranger was that there were huge speakers and it sounded like there was THX movie theater-quality sound. When the dude on the toiler ripped a fart, the walls shook from the noise emanating from the sound speakers!
There was also a gift shop stand near the sinks where patrons could purchase souvenirs! I saw what appeared to be a plush stuffed animal, but on closer inspection, I realized that it was a depiction of Mr. Belding having rough anal sex with Screech! There were also rock hard petrified turds for sale - who the hell would actually buy something like that????
Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant - he was wearing a red and white striped carnival worker's shirt with black leather ass-less chaps. A couple dudes sitting in the stadium seating were firing Milk Dudes at Screech, trying to get them to land in the crack of Screech's ass! I was a little freaked out, so I quickly brushed past Screech to get to a bathroom stall. As I walked past, I cut a smelly fart - when the odor hit Screech's hook nose, he started having some type of homosexual seizure and started flopping around on the floor while jizzing himself!
It was, without a doubt, the strangest experience I have ever had at a rest stop!
Crotchhmaster, that was a great episode recap from the reboot series. That was so cool when Mr. Belding stuck his hand up Screech's anus and used him as a sock puppet. Screech deserved everything which happened to him in that episode for being such a jerk to Corky!
Trucker, that is a great new addition to the ever expanding truck stop scene. I can only imagine how erotic it would be to have 3D specs on and watch a hot diarrhea spray feel like its literally washing over me!
I also wouldn't mind matinee slots of new and old SBTB episodes...i wonder where the next episode is going to be set?
I just saw a new episode of Saved by the Bell on the ISS. This was easily the most ridiculous episode yet. A small meteor hit the outside of the space station, causing some damage. Mission control informed the crew that a spacewalk would be necessary in order to secure a panel that had been knocked loose. It seemed it would be pretty routine and simple. Mr. B and Screech decided to pair up to do the spacewalk, while Corky and Kevin would supervise. I didn’t understand leaving Corky to supervise anything. Mission control had informed them one person could go out when secure the panel with a power wrench that would tighten 3 bolts. The next thing I know Mr. B is pulling a “tandem space bike” out of some closet, and he and Screech are pedaling it out the door. The next thing we see is Screech trying to pedal in space while wearing a ridiculous looking Zubaz space suit, while Mr. B was already winded and was just sitting there not pedaling. Pedaling did nothing which really annoyed Mr. B who told Screech to hurry the fuck up. The bike had no way to propel itself in space, and then just floated around. Then we could see Corky peering out a porthole window laughing at them and giving Screech the finger. Screech kept yelling “Zoinks” and demanding Corky and Kevin reel them back into the spaceship. At this point Mr. B became enraged and crawled up to Screech and began punching him in the head. He dropped his space pants and ripped a huge fart on Screech, then as they floated around he ripped Screech’s space pants down and began ass raping him. You could see Corky and Kevin watching from windows in the background and they looked very happy. Corky was laughing. Screech yelled “Double Zoinks” as Mr. B ravaged his butthole, while punching him in his space helmet. Mr. B then grunted and jizzed, much of which began floating around in space. Mr. B then hopped on the tandem bike and Kevin and Corky pulled him back into the ship. They left Screech floating around in outer space, with no pants on. Kevin then went out and in about a minute fixed the loose panel. He then went over and used his claw to zap Screech’s nut sack a few times before heading back into the space ship. Mr. B and Corky then peered out the windows making faces at Screech while enjoying some tasty freeze dried ice cream. The episode ended with Screech floating around without any pants on, while constantly yelling “Zoinks”, and yelling for them to send the tandem bike back out to pick him up.
Crotchmaster, I think that Mr. Belding had the idea that they could pedal that tandem bike against the solar wind! But the solar wind was not nearly powerful enough to move that bike and pedaling did nothing.
I also liked how Screech brought his own Zubaz-brand space suit with him which he used on that space walk. Instead of using a NASA-issued space suit, Screech thought he would look cool if he wore a fruity hot pink colored Zubaz space suit he bought at JC Penny's on clearance. After he returned to the space station to have his anus repaired after Mr. B had raped him, Kevin the Robot performed a medical examination and discovered that Screech had experienced a dangerous level of radiation while floating in outer space in his crappy Zubaz space suit. Kevin then informed Screech that a virulent form of Super AIDS was now growing in Screech as a result. Kevin then zapped Screech in the nuts with a bolt of electricity from his claws to the sound of canned laughter as the episode ended...
Screech and I had hot sex after filming the Miss Bayside. I couldn't stop staring at him as he paraded around like a giant fairy during that episode. After we wrapped shooting for the day, I invited him into a janitor's closet at the NBC Studio where I had anal sex with him. He then ate out my ass and gobbled down a huge meaty turd I expelled into his mouth.
Part I
Guys, I just saw a really erotic episode of the show “Undercover Boss”. I have no idea why this was a show but for some reason they decided to interview and disguise Mr. Belding. Not as a principal, but for his job overseeing unpaid bathroom attendant Screech. Normally the show uses the current head of a company to go undercover to see how his ground level employees do. This time Mr. B wasn’t even Screech’s boss. And hadn’t been for 20 years. Instead, they decided to have him go “undercover” to see Screech in action today to ensure he was upholding the Bayside standards. They flew Mr. B to a truck stop where Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant. Then they disguised him. It was the most ridiculous costume ever. They had Mr. B stuff a pillow under his shirt to make himself even fatter, he also wore a Groucho Marx glasses, fake giant nose, and mustache thing. That’s it. He then went into the bathroom with a hidden camera. When he got into the bathroom we see Screech standing by a urinal leering at some fat trucker taking a piss. When he noticed Mr. B you could see that idiot Screech didn’t recognize him. He came over and asked if he was there for a urinal or a stall. Mr. B didn’t even change his voice and told Screech he had to take a massive shit. Screech said “Zoinks, that sounds delicious, let me show you our finest stall”. He then took Mr. B over to a handicap stall and opened the door, then bowed. As Mr. B entered the stall he ripped a giant fart, and Screech yelled “Zoinks, thanks for the tip” then began huffing the fart. Mr. B then sat down and almost immediately began spraying diarrhea and ripping enormous farts that only a true maestro like Mr. B can. Mr. B’s spy cam then caught Screech’s eye peering in through the little crack between the door and the stall. Then we could see Screech stick his giant hook nose into the crack and start taking deep whiffs of the stench Mr. B was brewing. Mr. B noticed both of these violations of his privacy but pretended he didn’t. Mr. B then let loose a nice belch, followed by another giant diarrhea spray. The show then broke in and showed the viewer that Mr. B had prepared beforehand by going to both Pizza Hut where he downed 2 enormous meat lovers pizza’s and a pitcher of Mountain Dew, followed by a visit to Taco Bell where he ordered 18 taco supremes and 2 large Mountain Dew Baja Blast drinks. Odd that the show felt they needed to show us what disgusting meal had brewed up such a massive amount of diarrhea. This was followed by some farts that shook the bathroom. Mr. B then stood up, and pressed his ass to the crack. Seconds later we saw Screech’s eye appear once again and Mr. B let loose another shit torrent. The force of it going through the crack hit Screech right in the eye, a piece of undigested Taco Shell hitting his cornea and knocking him over. As he fell he yelled “double Zoinks”. Mr. B then opened the door and ripped off Screech’s Zubaz, while Screech held his damaged eye. Mr. B then gave him a good buttslamming, which made Screech forget about his eye and Screech began moaning. This annoyed Mr. B who jizzed all over Screech, then jumped a few feet forward landing on Screech’s back with his entire 400+ pound girth. Screech collapsed to the floor and we could hear a few ribs snap. As Screech lay there not moving Mr. B moved a bit further up and wiped his ass on Screech’s enormous Jew Fro, then used Screech’s beak nose to really dig in and get any shit remnants out of his anus.
Part II
Once done Mr. B stood up and gave Screech a good kick to the ribs. He then yanked the pillow out of his stomach and took off the ridiculous Groucho Marx glasses. Screech looked up and yelled “triple Zoinks, is that you Chief?” Mr. B answered this by bending over and ripping a massive fart in Screech’s face causing Screech to wriggle around on the floor convulsing and jizzing his pants. He then yelled “Chief, it’s really you, you came back to me!” Mr. B then told Screech he was an Undercover Boss and Screech was a total disgrace to Bayside and unpaid bathroom attendants everywhere. He said that he was giving Screech an F and that he needed to head back to Bayside for a remedial class on unpaid bathroom internships. Screech looked all said and said “Yes Chief”. Mr. B then straightened himself up, and headed out. Then the credits rolled and during the credits some hardcore gay midget porn played. It was a really strange episode but I have to say I found it very erotic and informative! I really hope they cover Screech’s remedial classes!
Bobby, that was a great episode! Screech was so stupid in that episode - how did he not recognize Mr. Belding's voice or the smell of Mr. B's farts???
Screech, I am going to strangle you with my Depends diaper while giving it to you right in the ass. Your butthole will take my geriatric load of semen!!
Joe, Buttplug here. Is there any truth you’re considering Screech for an unpaid bathroom attendant position in the White House? If not my husband and I would love to hire this Brillo headed, fart loving, intern.
That freak Screech is a total disgrace to Zubaz. I’m an Italian Stallion with a lushish man Fro, who wears Zubaz like a stud muffin. Screech is a hideous monster with a hook nose, Jew Fro, and not an ounce of muscle on his body. I am filing an injunction against that clown for harming the Zubaz name. Zubaz is for beefcakes, and musclemen. Not scrawny pieces of shit who huff farts in bathrooms!
I saw the 21st episode of the reboot series today. It was another space station episode. During the episode, Screech is parading around the space station as if he's some type of hot shot while carrying on about how he was going to get into a space pod, a small space ship docked to the space station, and was going to fly around the space station to take various measurements. Screech was being more annoying than usual, so I just knew that he was going to be taught yet another lesson at some point. About 18 minutes into the episode, Screech strapped himself into the space pod and then Corky and Mr. Belding went over to say goodbye and then close an entry hatch on the space pod so it could undock and Screech could start his inspection. After Screech locked in his seat belt, Mr. Belding and Corky both suddenly dropped their pants and ripped ass into the space pod! When Corky yanked down his pants, he also yanked down his diaper which was full of dookie - when Corky farted, he blew the dookie bits into the space pod and then Mr. Belding closed and locked the hatch, trapping the farts and dookie bits in the space pod with Screech! As the space pod undocked, you could clearly see pieces of feces floating around hear Screech's face as he struggled to breathe in the dank, filthy space pod air! Corky and Mr. Belding really taught Screech a lesson about humility that time!!!
Gary, that was a hot episode. You’d really think by now Screech’s life as a bathroom attendant and all around loser would keep him from strutting around thinking he’s hot shit. He’s learned nothing over the last 20 years and deserved that treatment from Corky and Mr. Belding.
Rob, I also question what Screech's deal is. Does he have some sort of learning disability? He is taught important lessons in every episode, yet he never seems to learn. Maybe he has suffered from brain damage as a result of all of the semen which has been pumped into his anus and has backed up into his brain?
I just saw a super erotic Christmas special on the ISS. It opens to some cheesy Christmas music that sounds like it was played on an old Casio keyboard. Then we see the ISS has been decorated for Christmas and has a decorated Christmas tree! The lights are even blinking and you can see cords plugged into an extension cord! Screech then appears dressed as an elf. So we are to believe NASA allowed for them to take costumes and Christmas trees and lights onto the space station. Screech says he’s making the Powers family special Christmas chili, then he rips a tiny fart. Corky and Mr. B go crazy over this and accuse Screech for making the space station reek of ass. Mr. B then says it’s time for him to video chat with Little Zack. Little Zack turns out to be a heavily tattooed 21 year old dude who does nothing but smoke crack while berating Mr. B for leaving Mrs. Belding to have an affair with Screech. Mr. B pretends to notice none of this and just says “I love you to Little Zack, Merry Christmas” to which Little Zack presses his ass to the monitor and rips ass before hanging up. Mr. B then leaves and comes back dressed as Santa Claus and says it’s time to exchange Christmas gifts. He gives one to Corky, and Kevin the Robot. When Screech complains he didn’t get a gift Mr. B tells him Santa doesn’t bring gifts to smelly, hook nosed, Jew, faggots. Corky rips his gift open and finds a .22 handgun and some bullets, and Kevin gets a can of oil. Corky is all happy and quickly loads the gun. Then Mr. B says he’s whipped up a special Christmas meal and Screech starts saying something about the Powers special Christmas chili he’s made. Mr. B rips a huge fart on him as an answer. When Mr. B gets back he has a massive silver platter, and when he uncovers it we can see he has once again cooked Screech’s dog Hound Dog. Corky starts laughing and says he wants the tail. While Screech starts crying. Mr. B consoles him and says everything will be ok. Corky and he have a gift for Screech. He then slugs Screech in the gut as Corky runs over and rips off Screech’s elf costume and Underoos. They then begin spitroasting Screech while Kevin dances around then comes over and sprays a load of hot oil on Screech causing Screech to scream from the burns. After Corky jizzes on Screech’s Jew Fro he turns around and backs his bubble butt into Screech’s face, forcing Screech to eat his filthy asshole. Mr. B, Screech, and Kevin all begin singing Jingle Bells until Mr. B bellows like a hippo and releases a massive load of jizz all over Screech. They then leave Screech laying on the floor moaning while they go off to enjoy a feast of Hound Dog, and some Christmas Cookies Kevin quickly bakes. Screech continues moaning then leaves a tiny fart, which annoys Corky who pulls out the gun he got for Christmas and shoots Screech in the leg. Mr. B then high fives Corky and then start signing Jingle Bells again, this time we can see Corky doesn’t know any of the words and just makes them up. The episode then ends. What a fantastic and family oriented Christmas special!
If anyone is going to be at the Iowa 80 truck stop in Walcott Christmas Eve will be off the hook. Screech is manning the stalls and he’s currently servicing 10 dongs at the same time! This party will likely go all weekend! Ugh.. I just lost a load meting off to this hot holiday scene! Soon I plan on dropping a nice Yule log in Screech’s Jew Fro!
Crotchmaster, that was a great Christmas episode! Cooking up Hound Dog for a holiday meal always results in quite a few laughs. And the writing on the reboot is quite poor - why did they bring those Christmas trees and ornaments onto the space station? Why was a morbidly obese man like Mr. Belding even allowed to go there - extra jet fuel was needed to lift his chunky butt off the ground in a space shuttle. And who was the genius who allowed them to bring a handgun onto the space station???
I saw a “hidden” episode of the reboot series yesterday. I was on the Peacock app in my Comcast account when I was using the voice function on my remote control to search for Saved By The Bell and ripped a fart as I spoke. Apparently my fart was used as some type of search keyword a s the next thing I knew, a special ultra-queer episode of the Saved By The Bell reboot started playing. At the beginning of the episode, Mr. Belding was having unprotected anal sex with some guy dressed in a black gimp outfit like in Pulp Fiction - Mr. Belding was sweating profusely while really giving it to that gimp. It looked like the morbidly obese Belding might actually suffer from a heart attack if it went on much longer. Then, all of a sudden, Mr. Belding ripped a wet fart while also jizzing! The wet fart released dookie particles which sprayed out of his asshole and coated the wall in the room they were in with a brown film - it must have smell horrendous in there! Mr. B then pulled out of the gimp’s ass and I zipped a face covering to reveal that Screech was the gimp! Screech uttered “Zoinks!!!” and the video camera panned out and it was clear that they were in Screech’s bedroom on the International Space Station. Belding then zipped up his space suit pants and floated out the door. Before closing the door behind him, he said, “Hey Screech, I have something to tell you” and then ripped an insanely loud fart before closing the door behind him, trapping his fart in Screech’s room! Mr, Belding then locked the door from the outside! A few minutes later, Corky unlocked the door and then said he had a meal for Screech. Screech was so happy because he thought he was being released from his smelly room. However, before Screech could leave, Corky threw a dookie-filled diaper at his head and then pulled down his space suit and took one hell of a piss into Screech’s room before zipping up and locking the door behind him! Screech really got screwed over in that episode!!
Dustin, I’m going to whip your balls with a car antenna for embarrassing the Diamond name.
Gay for Screech, that was one hot episode. I like that the producers have hidden the episodes so only truly raging queer fans of the show can find them. Who else would he ripping farts while searching for new erotic episodes? I have to say I find it hilarious how much stuff NASA allowed onto the space station. I always thought space, and especially weight, were at a premium. But we have 3 out of shape fat guys, Christmas trees, all kinds of costumes, including sex costumes, a bullwhip, guns, a car antenna? It’s ridiculous. And now Screech has his own room which seems quite spacious? I love that Corky is there as he and Mr. Belding make an amazing comedic tag team! J
Neil, you just be humiliated having a son like Dustin. He really has sullied the Diamond name. If you google his name you find nothing good. Only stories of his deranged, and mentally abnormal homosexual behaviors. He’s always someone’s bitch, and wears fruity outfits, while yelling fruity things like “Zoinks”. I can totally understand why you disowned him, and why you want to beat his nuts. If I had a child who was in their 40’s and worked as an unpaid bathroom attendant servicing random truckers and other obese men, I’d be pretty angry myself. It would be cool if you wrote a song about how much of a disgrace he is!
I just saw a commercial for a new episode. In it Screech is baking bread, which i find an absurd thing to be doing on the ISS. While the bread was rising Mr. B and Corky came in and repeatedly farted into the mixture, then would mix the dough capturing the fart in the dough. When it went to bake mode Screech was standing there and the oven exploded. I’m guessing this supposedly happened because of the farts? Anyway, Mr. B and Corky then appeared and yelled at Screech for blowing up the stove, not even bothering to ask if Screech was ok as an oven had just exploded in his face. No one asked if the spaceship had suffered any damage from the giant explosion either. Screech had his trademark explosion look with soot on his face, and his Jew Fro standing straight up. Mr. B then told Screech he and Corky would have to teach him a lesson, and both began pulling their pants down. Then the commercial ended. Looks like another fantastic episode coming our way!
I sure love the way that the producers of these new guerrilla SBTB episodes are evolving to the loyal fan base that made the original series such a smash in 1992!
Stinkmeister, all we need now is for Mr Tuttle to fall masturbating from a thin partition in the roof and for Milo the janitor to drag screech into his broom cupboard! Why hasn't Milo made an appearance yet? He was on the first episode of the reboot after all when he told AJ Slater he still reeked of baked ass, or has he been promoted?
Bobby, you raise good points about the unnecessary items which where brought to the International Space Station. It was revealed in the 22nd episode of the reboot that Screech brought several of AC Slater’s old Bayside wrestling singlets and jockstraps with him to the ISS! Why was he allowed to waste space with that? Also, why are those items still sweaty??? They should have dried out long ago, yet they were clearly still wet and sweating as Screech sniffed them while pleasuring himself in the recent episode!
Today I was in a men’s restroom when I noticed the urinal mat (it was one of those long urinals that go all the way to the floor, and had a mat instead of the old urinal cake) had Screech’s picture on it. As I pissed the mat changed colors and revealed a picture of Screech being spitroasted by Mr. B and Corky, as well as a code one could enter on their TV for a “special surprise”. When I got home I entered the code 3278 462546 into the Peacock Networks app. I realized this spelled Fart Goblin when attributing the numbers to letters on a phone keypad. When I entered this code Screech’s head appeared on the International Space Station. There were two giant bare asses pressed to his head, and seconds later they both released enormous farts at the exact same time. These were some earth shattering farts. Screech began moaning and flopped around in ecstasy, jizzing his pants, and for some reason began sitting his Zubaz Space Pants. The shot then panned out and we could see Mr. B and Corky very annoyed at this, and they began kicking Screech. Corky was really winding up his leg, like an NFL kicker trying a long field goal, and was really booting Screech hard. All of a sudden a turd fell out of nowhere and landed on Screech’s face. The camera then panned up to show Zack’s Dad hanging onto something above Screech, while taking a nasty shit. He was also on an enormous cell phone and was selling computers to some school district in Pasadena! None of this made any sense at all, but it was highly erotic! I hope they work some of this into a new episode!
I watched another Space Station episode on the reboot series last night. In it, the station was having a pizza party for some unexplained reason. They were each eating deep dish pepperoni pizzas, except for Screech, who didn’t get any pizza. Mr. Belding said that Screech would have to eat cereal because NASA forgot to pack a pizza for him. When Screech pointed out that Mr. Belding had two dee dish pizzas and that even Kevin the Robot had a pizza, and that one of them was probably meant for Screech, Mr. Belding got really angry and sent Screech to his room for a “time out.” Once inside his room, Mr. Belding locked Screech in and they headed to the galley where he met up with Corky and Kevin the Robot. Corky had a nice medium-sized deep dish pizza for himself and Mr. Belding had two large ones for himself and Kevin had one of his own. Mr. Belding then traded a can of motor oil to Kevin for his pizza, so that he had three to eat. Kevin also rolled out a soda fountain machine which was on the Space Station for some reason. Mr. Belding and Corky then gorged on their pizzas for the next half hour and each had several large cups of Mountain Dew from the soda fountain machine. After finishing, they all floated over to Screech’s room and then unlocked the door and then each ripped ass repeatedly and belched over and over again into Screech’s room! Screech uttered “Zoinks!” and begged them to stop, which Corky considered to be a personal insult! Corky then grabbed Screech and pulled him into the galley where he strangled Screech with a diaper and then teamed up with Mr. Belding to spit-roast Screech while Kevin recorded video for the NASA live video feed! After each jizzing into Screech’s orifices, Belding and Corky threw Screech back into his room and then repeatedly ripped ass and belched into the room before locking the door, trapping their farts and belches in Screech’s air-tight room! Screech was so sad to be treated so badly until he saw from the little window in his bedroom door that Kevin was coming over as he assumed that Kevin was going to save him and release him from his captivity! However, Screech was very disappointed when Kevin opened the door and threw the garbage from the pizza dinner into Screech’s room before slapping Screech with his metal claw and then locking the door again! Screech really learned some important lessons in that episode!!!
Gary, that is one uber hot episode! Screech should have known NASA wouldn’t send a pizza for him. Thankfully Mr. Belding and Corky were there to teach him a valuable lesson about being selfish! I bet those cries to stop belching and farting were actually encouragements as that’s the only way that deranged freak was going to get to taste the delicious space pizza. I do enjoy that for some reason NASA installed a lock on the outside of his door, which makes me wonder if Screech’s room is actually some kind of space station prison cell of sorts in case a crew member goes crazy? In this scenario it’s working perfectly as It makes it simple to teach Screech lessons!
Crotch, why did NASA allow them to bring a soda fountain machine and a pizza oven up into space??? The writing is bad, although the story lines are nice and as homoerotic as ever. And that other episode where Zack's dad took a shit on Screech while selling computers to Pasadena made no sense whatsoever!
Gary, not much makes sense. For one why would a large pizza oven be allowed on the ISS. It would weigh thousands of pounds. Also, they only sent four pizzas. So we are to believe NASA shipped up a ton of weight to make a few deep dish pizza’s? I bet that soda fountain isn’t seen again either. Also, I’ve noticed that the actors aren’t always floating around. Most times they are. But other times, especially during a scenes where Screech is getting ass raped, they aren’t. What’s up with that? I agree Zack’s dad shitting on Screech made no sense at all. Why would an astronaut be allowed to make telemarketing calls from the ISS?! And again the shit landed on Screech instead of floating around. So many issues with this show. But the homoerotic appeal is definitely still there!
Yeah all, i was sitting on the sofa the other night with my wang out watching the peacock channel. Suddenly the SBTB theme tune came on and i was all like, great I'd be able to get a gawp at Kelly Kapowski in the original episodes, but then it panned to a flimsy tinfoil set with a boom rod shaking around at the top of the screen. For some reason Screech had a space helmet on and was speaking to Jeff Hunter, the Max's manager and said in really wooden dialogue ' Gee Jeff, now we are in space, i sure want to listen to some farts but Mr B. wouldnt let me near the public toilets and put a forcefield around it, i want to know if that means he loves me'. Jeff then said ' Now i am in space i get really hot and horny ideas, why don't you put a recorder under Mr. B's bed so you can hear him fart and talk about you?' Jeff didn't even have a helmet on and was working on the floor, how amateurish can the director get? such continuity errors...anyway
So he put it under Beldings bed and started to rub one out as soon as he heard the Big Bopper get on his bed and rip a foul mattress shredding fart. The noise literally overwhelmed the production dubbing so you could hear nothing of the dialogue, it also then sounded like he was having a three way with Frank Benton and James the actor. You could tell because Mr. B kept calling them by their full names and the camera was given the scene full frontal treatment
It was at that moment the Corkster came in to screechs hideaway wearing a hat which had a propellor on it and he caught wind of what was going on! He used the lack of gravity to pick up screech using his strength and fling him across the room - Screech had no chance as he then jumped on him, put his stained underoos over his head and viciously sodomised him as the laughter track went into overdrive. It was made even more erotic by the fact they were using ropes to give off the suspended in space vibe. Overall, i give the episode a 6/10. It was obvious the old cast are getting back together, but the props are terrible, and so is their understanding of physics
I just watched the special New Year’s Eve episode of the reboot series. In it,Screech got into a space pod which he used to float from the International Space Station down to the surface of the moon for a moon walk. When the space pod landed and Screech stepped on the surface of the moon, Screech was immediately run over by Mr. Tuttle in the Bayside 3-wheel Drivers Ed golf cart! I don’t know what that was supposed to be doing on the surface of the moon! And Mr. Tuttle wasn’t even wearing a space suit! Once he drove over Screech, he braked the front wheel while one of the back wheels was on top of Screech and then stepped on the accelerator to do a painful burnout on Screech’s chest!!! Then Slater walked out of an outhouse which was located behind a big space rock and then pulled down Screech’s space suit pants and started viciously ass-raping Screech! Mr. Tuttle started masturbating vigorously while Slater was pounding away at Screech’s anus!
What a fantastic New Year’s Eve special!!
I saw an episode that also included the bayside golf cart! In it Mr. B and Corky were hanging out drinking beers and watching gay porn when Screech drove out in what he called a “space dune buggy”. It was painted pink, and had an antenna with a pennant on it that said “Screech (Heart) Mr. B”. It also had some larger knobby tires. Other than that it was the drivers Ed golf cart. Screech was so proud when he drove it out and said he was going to drive around space and the moon with it. We could then see he had tied some bottle rockets to the sides that he claimed would give him boost power. Corky and Mr. B laughed the second they saw it, and laughed even harder as Screech explained how he played to drive it around space. As Screech shows it to Mr. B Corky went and got a permanent magic marker and wrote “Faggit” in huge letters on the side. When Screech saw this he grew sad but then told Corky he hadn’t even spelled “faggot” correctly. Corky stopped laughing at this and went into a ‘tard rage. He ripped off Screech’s space suit and smacked him in the face repeatedly. He then gave Screech some intense buttsex, and Mr. B backed the “space dune buggy” up to Screech’s head and did a burnout on it, ripping much of his jewfro from his scalp! Mr. B then got off the golf cart and helped Corky spitroast Screech. After they both jizzed all over Screech they picked him up and duct taped him in the golf cart. They then steered it over to the hatch to the outside and opened the doors. They then lit the little rockets and both pushed it out the doors as Screech screamed. Between the rockets and pushing they got it out the door and it started floating around space. Mr. B and Corky then closed the doors and took off their Space helmets then watched out the window as Screech floated around trying to drive the queer pink dune buggy with “faggit” on the side. After about 30 seconds his head began to expand as he didn’t have a space suit or helmet. After about a minute Screech’s head exploded and Mr. B and Corky cheered and high fived. Corky laughed as they watched Screech’s headless body “driving” the golf cart around in space. Then they both went to watch more porn and drink beer. I find this to be a fantastic episode.
Gary, the idea Screech took a space pod to the moon is absurd. They are acting like the moon is right by the space station. The space station is a 240 miles above earth, while the moon is 238,900 miles from earth!! That means the moon is 238,660 miles from the space station. What “pod” can travel that far! And how the hell did Tuttle get there!? It seems the writers don’t have the faintest idea about distance in space, and are to lazy to even google it.
Crotch, you are correct about the complete disregard to science on the reboot! It took Screech’s space pod maybe 30 seconds to reach the surface of the moon and Mr. Belding and Corky were clearly visible in windows on the Space Station when Screech was being assaulted by Tuttle and Slater on the moon! After Slater raped him, Mr. Belding slid open a window on the Space Station and then stuck his penis out and took a piss onto Screech down below! How is any of this possible??? He would have been a couple hundred thousand miles away, yet Screech got soaked with piss!! I also saw a preview of an upcoming episode where Screech takes another space pod to Mars, which will likely be just as absurd...
I saw episode 28 of the reboot yesterday. A rocket was launched from earth with extra supplies for the Space Station. Once it arrived, the rocket docked with the Space Station and then Kevin the Robot unloaded the supplies from the rocket and brought them into the Space Station. It was such a weird set of supplies - there were about 300 large packages of Huggies diapers for Corky, a big stack of maybe 40 gay porn magazines for Mr. Belding, a box of sweaty jock straps from the Bayside football team for Screech to sniff, and a few cans of WD-40 for Kevin the Robot, and a couple crates of food. 95% of the supplies weren’t even food-related, which seemed like a waste! They also showed how the people on the Space Station get rid of their garbage - Mr. Belding opened a window in the galley and threw out a black garbage bag full of trash, which landed on the moon 10 seconds later. There are now about 40 big garbage bags full of Space Station trash on the surface of the moon! At one point Screech objected to littering on the surface of the moon and Corky got really angry and threw Screech a beating!! Corky flew into a ‘Tard rage and started slapping the shit out of Screech and tearing out his Jew-fro while Mr. Belding watched and cheered him on! Then Corky pulled down Screech’s pants and started raping him as Mr. Belding pressed his bare ass against Screech’s mouth while ripping wet fart after wet fart! What an entertaining, albeit strange, episode!
Stinkmeister, this show is just getting absurd. The writers have spent no time at all trying to show the space station with any degree of accuracy. As previously discussed, the moon is hundreds of thousands of miles away. The space station does not have windows that open! And even if they did no astronaut would ever toss bags of trash out the windows! The only thing being accurately portrayed is how annoying Screech is. I for one love the idea of a ‘tard in space. But I highly doubt they would send one with rage issues like Corky. Instead of doing experiments Corky and Mr. B just repeatedly attack Screech and use him as a toilet, and sexual device. Screech seems to never learn anything and instead of keeping his mouth shut and doing his work he’s always mouthing off, or making some kind of mega queer device. Why does he have a Zubaz space suit? Why would NASA allow him to queer up the Rover? Why is NASA sending Screech used jockstraps to sniff?! The writers seem to completely lack any understanding of gravity, distance, space travel, or even a general idea of the purpose of the space station! These guys need to stop sniffing jock straps and start doing some useful experiences. Also they are nowhere near the moon!
I just saw another fine episode from the ISS. In this episode it started out with Mr. B and Corky at the Max eating hamburgers. They were also wearing their space suits which I found odd. They had their helmets off to eat, and man did they put back some food. Corky had 2 or 3 burgers and a thing of fries. He also had a large Mountain Dew. Mr. B ate at least 10 burgers, a few baskets of fries, and 2 pitchers of Mountain Dew. He didn’t even use a glass, he just chugged it straight from the pitcher. When they finished they put their helmets back in and when they left the Max we could see this was taking place on the moon! They got back into the golf cart/rover, and Mr. B then used a small crater to jump the rover......back into the ISS. It was absurd. As soon as they landed Screech came over and asked if they had remembered his order of a burger and fries. Mr. B answered by taking off his helmet and loudly belching in Screech’s face. Screech began pouting that thet hadn’t brought any food back for him, but then he perked up when Mr. B said he was kidding. That they had remembered his food, and it was in Corky’s diaper. Screech got a puzzled look, until Mr. B told him they did that so the food would stay warm. Screech then asked Corky for his food and Corky told him to get it himself. When Screech tried to check Corky’s diaper Corky karate chopped him in throat, then dropped his space pants and diaper showing Screech there was only a dookie filled diaper in his pants. Mr. B began laughing and the laugh track roared. Corky then removed his overflowing diaper, and started strangling Screech with it. Mr. B took this opportunity to tear off Screech’s Zubaz and began giving him some hot anal action. All of a sudden Milo the Janitor came into the picture pushing a bucket and mop. He was also taking hits from a crack pipe! The canned audience track wildly cheered at Milo’s appearance. Milo then asked “who made this mess of shit on the floor, Milo’s gonna have to clean that up?” Corky immediately said “it was Screech” as he continued strangling Screech with his diaper, spilling Dookie all over the floor. Milo looked at Screech and said “White Chowder, you know Milo gots ta git his!” He then smacked Screech in the face with the mop a few times before dropping his janitor overalls, revealing a massive erect dong. At this Screech yelled Zoinks, as Corky stopped strangling him and Milo shoved his massive member down Screech’s throat. As Mr. B and Milo spitroast Screech Milo passed around his crack pipe. First to Corky, then to Mr. B. This hyped up Corky who began kicking Screech in the ribs, then pressed his ass to Screech’s head and let loose a giant wet fart. Corky then used Milo’s crack torch to light Screech’s Jew Fro on fire. What a sight this brought. Screech’s massive Jew Fro on fire while Mr. B and Milo spitroast Screech. Mr. B and Milo then jizzed all over Screech with Milo’s massive load putting out the Jew Fro fire. Milo, Corky, and Mr. B all high fived, then Milo went back to mopping up the place and smoking crack while listening to some music on his Beats headphones. Corky and Mr. B went over to the windows “to look for moon aliens”, and Screech was left laying on the floor, covered in blood, jizz, and shit, with a still smoldering Jew Fro! What an erotic and nonsensical episode!
Crotch master, that was a fantastic episode! I love all of the episodes where Mr. Belding is gorging on food and then belches in Screech’s face when Screech keeps pestering him to share!
It was nice to see Mylo back again although I question why a janitor was sent to the Space Station...
Stinkmeister, i note you had seen an episode where some garbage was deposited on the moon. It made me think....I was recently coming out of a burger king drive-thru, holding my wang when i saw an erotic ad for a new feature length SBTB film called 'Hawaiian Space style'. It had a backdrop of the moon with a palm tree on it, an Arbys restaurant - with patrons visible, a line of 85' Yugos and an area cordoned off for dumpsters. It also showed screech getting lifted on a chair by numerous bum faced vibrating aliens, chanting about their leader!
Also, there was a huge pile of garbage bags with what appeared to be a guy in a leather jacket driving straight towards it, a blurry image of a guy in zubaz getting his nuts whipped by a car antenna and on the right of the poster, a bandstand with Corky and two sleazy looking twins playing guitar? The two guys were sporting obvious erections.
My theory is that the producers are expecting an extending run of the show and are setting up later erotic storylines to appease their core audience, what do you think? I also agree, it is ridiculous that there is a palm tree on the moon, thats before you get into why a fully functioning arbys' from the 80's is up there!
Are the loyal viewers really beieving all this? I saw an interview on youtube the other day where members of Salty the Pocketknife were talking about how Screech deserved an oscar for his work
Ass-Hawk, I love the idea of a reboot of the “Hawaiian Style” movie set in outer space! I do find it funny that the writers can’t even think up a proper space related idea, and instead are reusing Hawaiian Style, along with furthering the insanity that shit like palm trees can grow on the moon. We also now have the Max, and an Arby’s on the moon as well! I wonder if those “bum faced vibrating aliens” will take the place of the Pukuku Tribe? I hope not as them kidnapping, and keeping Screech as their sex slave was my favorite part of the original movie! I do love the idea of adding Corky and the DeMasi’s to what will definitely be a sordid affair.
I recently saw an interview with one of the producers of the ISS episodes on YouTube. He genuinely seemed to believe they were portraying space accurately, and even claimed that the first man to walk on the moon was named “Neil Diamond” and had eaten at a McDonalds while there and tossed trash out of his spaceship in hefty bags. He also claimed the astronauts on the ISS regularly hang out on the moon and ride motorcycles and dune buggies, and use a rope ladder to get from the moon back into the ISS.
Ass-Hawk, the reboot writers are more concerned about gaying up the reboot than they are about portraying realistic space scenes. It is ridiculous that there a hanging ladder on the Space Station so that you can climb up from the surface of the moon onto the ladder to get back on the Space Station! And why is there a rest stop on the moon? There was a scene where Screech was working as an unpaid bathroom attendant in the moon rest stop men’s room and he was ass-raped by a gang of gay Martians who roughed him up and took turns using Screech’s anus! They kept giving Screech anal probes while pressing their green alien asses against Screech’s face and farting!
And why was Chief Pupako in a moon dune buggy? He ran down Screech, raped him, and then put out his hot peace pipe on Screech’s pre-pubescent bean bag! Then he threw Screech into the garbage dump which has been building up on the moon.
I have on good authority that today’s fracas at the US Capital was started by Corky. A member of Antifa told the Corkmeister that Screech had just called him a smelly ‘tard, then ran inside the building. This sent Corky into a ‘tard rage and he blew right past those Capital Police! He was later spotted giving a few Antifa members a nice ass pounding after going Dookie in Nancy Pelosi’s office.
I haven’t seen many episodes of the reboot. But I have a very important question. My lover Raul is a fan of smelly farts. When we are in bed, watching the homoerotic Saved by the Bell episodes he enjoys if I rip farts so he can pretend he’s in bed with AC Slater ripping stank ass taco and burrito farts. The issue is my farts don’t stink. I’ve tried eating spicer foods, but none seem to make my ass belch out some good rancid farts. You guys seem like pro’s and I’m wondering if you have any advice? I think Raul may soon dump me if I can’t come up with some ripe bombs for him to huff!
Hey gang, I saw the hot new reboot episode yesterday where the Space Station crew ordered a big three-layer chocolate cake from The Max location on the moon to celebrate Screech's birthday. In the later afternoon, a deliveryman from The Max drove a moon rover from The Max and then climbed up the 10-ft rope ladder to deliver the cake. As Mr. Belding opened went to the front door of the Space Station and paid the deliveryman, Corky went to Screech's room, where Screech was on his bed reading comic books, and pulled down his space pants and diaper and ripped a massive wet fart before shutting the door behind himself and locking the door from the outside.
Mr. Belding then brought out a table, chairs, and some plates so serve the cake. Mr. B told Screech to come out of his room, but Screech banged on his door and said he was locked in and asked Mr. B to unlock him. Mr. Belding got angry at Screech for being so annoying and said "I'm not your servant, Screech. If you don't come out right now, you'll miss your chance to eat cake, FAGGOT!" Then Mr. Belding cut a small sliver of cake for Corky, a small sliver of cake for Kevin the Robot, and then started eating the remaining 95% of the cake himself as Screech whined from his room. When Screech pointed out that robots were not even supposed to eat cake, Mr. Belding responded by devouring Kevin's piece and then continued gorging on the rest of the cake, washing it down with two-liters of Mountain Dew! After finishing his massive piece of cake, Mr. Belding leaned to the side of his chair and ripped an enormous fart which was so powerful that it rattled Screech's door! Then Mr. Belding unlocked the door to Screech's room and Screech asked if there was any cake left. Mr. Belding replied by unleashing an epic belch in Screech's face while Corky jumped up to fart in Screech's face! Then Mr. Belding gave Screech the plate he had been eating off and pointed out that there were a few crumbs remaining. When Screech leaning in to lick the crumbs off the plate, Mr. Belding smacked Screech in his hook nose with the plate before Corky started strangling Screech with a diaper. Then Mr. Belding and Kevin the Robot started spit-roasting Screech while Corky watched and filled his diaper with dookie in excitement! After Mr. Belding blew his load into Screech's anus and Kevin unleashed a gallon of old motor oil into Screech's throat, Mr. Belding opened the front door and threw Screech out onto the surface of the moon. Screech wasn't wearing a space helmet and his head quickly exploded in the zero-atmosphere environment!
It was a great episode, although the continuity of this show is terrible as I saw a preview for the next episode and Screech is alive again and is being super-annoying like usual.
Part I
I just saw a great new episode of the reboot on the ISS. In it Screech has become a 43 year old pizza delivery guy. The odd thing is the pizza parlor is on the moon! He has this queer moon rover thing that is quite obviously gas powered, which makes no sense. Also the pizza parlor is owned by legendary celebrities Joey Buttafuoco and Tonya Harding. The pizza place is called “Hard Butt Pizza” which I suppose is a mix of the owners last names. The logo is a picture of Joey Buttafuoco, wearing Zubaz pants and a wife beater, while eating a piece of greasy pizza, with his dong hanging out! The only people that ever seem to order pizza are Corky and Mr. Belding, and they do so many times a day. Their order is always the same thing 4 large pepperoni pizzas, an order of garlic knots, and 3 2 liters of Mountain Dew. To add some hilarity Screech takes the orders and whenever Mr. B calls he loudly belches into the phone to place the order, while Corky rips a fart. Whenever this happens Screech yells “Zoinks, the Chief and Corky are hungry again”. Joey is the pizza maker while Tonya Harding just sits there looking surly and queefing near Screech. Joey looks like a scuzball, but his pizza pies look amazing. As soon as the pies are done Screech takes the boxes and puts them in a keep warm thing and then rushes off in his queer rover to get to the rope ladder up to the ISS. Many times When he arrives we can see an angry Mr. B and Corky peering from the windows, waiting for their delivery. Screech always struggles getting the pizza bag up the rope ladder as he’s totally out of shape. Many times Corky opens the hatch and screams at him to hurry the fuck up, then yelled obscenities at him. Once Screech finally gets into the ISS Mr. B grabs the bag and begins devouring the garlic knots and chugging a two liter of Mountain Dew. What made this hilarious is many times they had just eaten 30 minutes earlier. This particular time Corky was extra angry and asked why it took so long, and told Screech he bet he stopped off at the Moons Truck Stop (what?!) to suck off a few dozen “moon men truckers”. When Screech tried to explain that it took at least 15-20 minutes to make the food, and another 10 minutes for screech to drive over and get it to them, that he still got it to the, in about a half an hour and it was still warm. At this Mr. B loudly belched in Screech face, spitting food particles all over Screech. Corky told Screech he was a slowpoke then grabbed a slice of pizza and began taking enormous bites of it. At this Screech looked sad and said “I can’t even deliver pizzas right, don’t worry about the tip guys”. But Mr. B then seemed to have a change of heart and said it was ok, the still had a nice tip for him.
Part II
At this Screech perked up and said “thanks Chief, that makes me feel like I’m not a total loser” to which Mr. B slugged Screech in the gut, Corky dropped his pants and diaper, and the entry hatch flew open and Joey Buttafuoco and Tonya Harding popped in. Kevin the robot wheeled in around this time and immediately used his claw to tear of Screech’s pizza uniform (which was Zubaz) and then Zapped his nuts with his claw. Joey and Tonya started yelling at Screech and told them they ruined their business by being so slow and such a faggot. Joey then took down his Zubaz pants and began buttslamming Screech, while Tonya Harding left a rancid queef in Screech’s face. As Screech gagged Mr. B jammed his massive dong in Screech’s mouth, as Corky began yanking out chunks of Screech’s hair. Tonya Harding enjoyed this and began fingering herself and then out of nowhere Mr. Horton and Dudley road into the room on bicycles, both ringing their bikes bells, and did a loop around this attack before riding back out! The laugh track went wild over this and there was a ton of cheering. The scene was insane. Joey Buttafuoco ass slamming Screech. Mr. B forcing Screech to suck him off, Corky ripping out Screech’s hair, and Kevin the robot periodically using his claw to give Screech electric shocks. Finally Mr. B and Joey blew their loads all over Screech, and Corky then took a nasty dump on Screech who then collapsed to the floor. Everyone then high fived and went off to have a pizza party, leaving Screech crumpled on the floor. As Mr. B went off to the pizza party he yelled, “how’d you like your tip you stupid hooknosed faggot?” Screech sure learned a lesson about pizza delivery that time!
Ricky, if your lover needs some stank ass farts I recommend eating a large Pizza Hut Meatlovers Pizza, followed by a few Taco Bell Burrito Supremes. Wash this all down with Mountain Dew products and you will be ripping atomic farts, with a burrito flavor, within a few hours. Make sure you eat in this order! Raul will be thinking his camping with AC Slater if you do!
Crotchmaster, that was a great recap of that new episode! Is it surprising at all that Screech was a crappy pizza delivery boy? I thought that the scene where Corky paid for a pizza by pulling a $20 bill out of his diaper - it was covered in dookie! When Screech made a disgusted face and asked for a clean $20 bill, Corky was so insulted that he flew into a ‘tard rage and viciously beat Screech before raping him!
I found the entire episode ridiculous. The first episode at least had a focus on astronauts doing experiments on the ISS. Now one of them has become a Pizza delivery guy? And he works on the moon? I did enjoy the scene where Corky paid with a dookie covered $20, but wondered why the hell Corky had cash in space? It seems they have really cheapened up the special effects as there is barely any floating around anymore. Instead we have people that for some unexplained reason rude bikes around the place. Both Tonya Harding and Joey Buttafuoco are sleazy people famous for criminal behavior. I’m not sure why they would own a pizza parlor anywhere. I listened to a podcast last week with one of the producers of the show, and was shocked when he claimed that they are striving to portray the ISS as accurately as possible and feel the show could double as a reality show for how accurate it is!
The new episode last night was crazy! For those of you who haven’t seen it yet, now there is a small 4-in square flap in the middle of the door to Screech’s room on the Space Station. It reminds me of those flaps at the bottom of door which permit dogs and cats to move in and out of the house through the flap. Anyhow, Screech was locked in his room for being really annoying while Mr. Belding, Corky, and Kevin the Robot had a pizza party stocked with deep dish pepperoni pizzas from Lou Malnati’s. The pizza boxes clearly listed a Chicago street address for Lou Malnatti’s, so I’m not sure how the hell they got up to the Space Station! As usually Screech whined that he wasn’t allowed to participate. After they finished eating, Mr. Belding floated over to Screech’s door, ldropped his pants, lifted the door flap, and farted through the hole into Screech’s room! He did this several times, expelling heinous pepperoni farts which started to fog up the windows in Screech’s room! Then Corky did the same thing, farting through the flap into Screech’s room! Kevin the robot then had his turn, and extended his metal penis though the flap before expelling some form of industrial waste gas into Screech’s room! After each were done, they clamped down the flap and floated to another room to watch a movie which Screech struggled to breathe in his room. They really got Screech good in that episode!
Damn Gary, they are really using that “trap Screech in his room and fart in it” repeatedly! I have to admit it gives me a raging hard-on every time Screech is gassed, especially by a ‘tard and a robot!
Pops, there is no doubt that they are definitely recycling that "trap Screech in his room and fart in it” plot. However, it works on so many levels!! It is absolutely spank-tastic!
I saw another great episode of the reboot last night!!! Screech was finally unlocked from his room, which was full of stale farts which had deposited there by Mr. Belding, Corky, and Kevin the Robot. After exiting his room, Screech gulped in the fresh air and breathed a sigh of relief. Everyone was in the galley eating breakfast and Screech floated over there to join them. Mr. Belding was eating a large chocolate cake, a box of donuts, and a bowl of Honey Smacks. Corky was eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Kevin the Robot was eating some type of food made out of motor oil. When Screech asked Corky if he could have some of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Corky said “no” and called Screech a faggot for even asking. Screech then asked Mr. Belding if he could have some Honey Smacks and Mr. Belding said that he ate the entire box himself. Screech looked sad and asked if there were Frosted Flakes or some other cereal he could eat. Mr. Belding replied “We don’t have Frosted Flakes, but there is another flake-type cereal you can eat. Hand me a bowl.” Screech looked so happy at that moment as he was finally going to get some real sustenance instead of having to get by on eating farts, semen, and feces. But Screech got a concerned look on his face when Mr. Belding started shaking and scratching his head, causing his unsightly dandruff to fall off his head into the cereal bowl- Mr. Belding forgot to bring his therapeutic shampoo with him on the Space Station and had been experiencing a serious dandruff problem! Anyhow, after shaking enough dandruff to fill the cereal bowl 2/3 of the way full, he handed the bowl to Screech and said, “Enjoy your dandruff flakes. Hope you like them, Screech.” Screech asked if Mr. Belding was joking but then Corky got annoyed and grabbed Screech by the neck and said “eat your cereal, FAGGOT!” Then Kevin the Robot poured milk into the cereal bowl and slapped Screech with his metal claw until Screech started eating the bowl of Mr. Belding’s dandruff. Screech really learned the importance of breaking that episode!
El Stinkmeister, that was one amazing episode! Why is Screech so annoying and needy? Why can’t he find his own food? You’d think on a mission there is plenty of food in the galley, yet he lurks around Corky and Mr. B always pestering them for food. He’s like an annoying dog that pesters you at the dinner table. I’m glad they are teaching him these valuable lessons! I when I watched the episode I thought for sure Mr Belding was going to treat Screech to some wholesome fecal flakes! I will say the writers threw me a curveball with that, leaving me highly aroused while Kevin bitch slapped Screech repeatedly.
Crotchmaster, Screech should have shown much more gratitude. If he had any manners, he would have eaten that bowl of Mr. Belding’s dandruff and kept his trap shut!
I just took a massive dump. The entire time I was releasing it all I could think about was how much I wished my toilet was replaced with Screech’s mouth. His lips wrapped tightly around my asshole, sucking the massive turd out and gobbling it up like a good little shit mongrel. He would then tongue all the doo doo off my butthole really working his tongue into my anus. When he was all done I’d treat him to a nice fart as a tip for services rendered. Screech I know you’re reading this hot offer and sporting a 1/2 inch boner! Hit me up here to make this dream happen!
Today I saw a new episode on the ISS. Today Screech had to go out for a space walk in order to do some fruity experiment that involved a giant black dildo. Corky and Mr. B were helping Screech get dressed for his space walk, and were being really nice to Screech for a change. I did notice they both kept giggling. The hatch doors then opened and before the outer hatch could open Mr. B dropped his pants, and grabbed a hold of the emergency oxygen tube that fed Screech’s space suit. He put the tube in his ass and ripped a gigantic fart. You could hear Screech yell “Zoinks” through his face shield as the fart hit him. He then began coughing and the facemask steamed up. Corky then dropped his pants and diaper and left a giant wet fart with some diarrhea into the tube. Mr. B and Corky then opened the outer hatch door and pushed Screech out into space, before closing both hatches and going to the windows to watch. Screech continued coughing and gagging and mission control checked in to tell them Screech’s O2 levels were dangerously low. This brought a ton of canned laughter from the laugh track, as Screech floating around space suffocating on farts is hysterical. Eventually Screech couldn’t take it anymore and ripped off his helmet, causing his head to explode within seconds. At this Mr. B and Corky cheered and high fived before heading off to eat some deep dish pizza that had left over from their most recent pizza party. The episode then ended with a shot of Screech’s headless body floating around in space, while the giant black dildo floated around as well. We weren’t privy to why Screech was taught this lesson but I’m sure he deserved it!
Crotchmaster, that was a great episode. Remember when Mission Control in Houston asked why Screech’s oxygen level was so low and why the percentage of farts in his space suit was so high? Mr. Belding replied that Screech had assaulted he and Corky and wouldn’t stop harassing them and trying to sniff their asses while they were expelling the contents of their bowels shortly before his moonwalk? Remember how the person at Mission Control replied that Screech was a gigantic faggot?
Screech is a faggot.
Let Screech serve as a warning to all of you fart huffers out there. I have been treating Screech and found him in wretched shape. Years of serving men in dumpsters, rest stops, and truck stop bathrooms has finally caught up to him. I have confirmed the huffing of farts has caused throat cancer. He also has a prolapsed anus, and a case of shingles brought on by ‘tard semen. I am documenting all of this in order to make sure his case is used as a preventative measure in the super queer community.
Screech, your fanbase is pulling for you to recover from your Stage IV cancer diagnosis. You need to make it through this so you can provide many more years of entertainment on the reboot series.
I would like to see another episode where you eat a bowl of Mr. Belding’s dandruff, get locked in a room filled with heinous farts for about the 50th time (this storyline never gets old!), and service the penis and ass needs of Mr. Belding, Corky, and even Kevin the Robot!
Damn...if it’s stage 4....
Dustin baby, please come through for me, you were my big love of the 90s
I also have some ‘special treatment’ for you when I get to your hospital bed which involves pressing my bare butt against your face and letting rip a double monster fart as a kind of sexy reviving salt
Corky visited Screech in the hospital and farted in Screech’s face for good luck and to kill cancer germs. He also strangled Screech with his diaper to make Screech feel better about his cancer surgery.
There have been many hijinks in the hospital. Mr. B and Corky have moved into a hotel near by in order to be able to visit Screech to cheer him up, make sure the doctors are doing well, and to teach Screech any needed lessons. Today Corky peed, and shit in Screech’s chemotherapy treatment. When the doctors yelled at Corky he got extremely upset as he really believed he was helping. He flew into a ‘tard rage and tossed the doctors a good beating while Mr. B sat there eating a bag of Doritos! To cheer Screech up Mr. B has rigged Screech’s TV to get he gay porn channel. That definitely perked up Screech and I can report he’s feeling much better. Since Corky is such a lovable ‘tard security refused to make him leave. What good friends!
The above report is incorrect. Corky and Mr. Belding are not being helpful in any way. They ruined Screech’s therapy and terrorized our patients. Mr. Belding ripped a fart in the hallway that was so loud the building shook and people thought there had been an earthquake! It also stank up an entire wing of a floor! Corky left a trail of shit from his diaper and a nurse slipped and fell on it, chasing Corky to laugh hysterically. The both of them ate almost all the food in our cafeteria, then had a food fight! I don’t think they even like Screech has Mr B refers to him as a hooknosed goblin, and Corky refers to him as “giant faggot”. I encouraged them to leave by giving them a $50 Pizza Hut gift card. I hope they don’t come back!
Dr. Assjuice you must be a total moron. Those guys are his best buddies and he needs them to cheer him up. Also, for a guy complaining about Mr. B’s mighty fart powers what do you think will happen when he downs a few Pizza Hut deep dish pizza’s and returns? Next time he will likely blow down a few walls of your precious hospital!
I visited the Tampa hospital today to try to get a glimpse of Screech and to give him some good luck. While I looked around, I saw Mr. Belding and Corky. Mr. Belding is really obese and must weigh close to 500 lbs! I think that Mr. Belding already used that entire $50 gift card to Pizza Hut as he was intermittently farting and belching when I saw him. His farts smelled awful and made the entire wing of the hospital smell like an asshole! Corky and Mr. Belding then appeared to have a belching contest for Screech’s enjoyment - they each downed a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and then unleashed their best belches. It was a close contest, which Screech declared to be a draw. Then Corky said he wanted to have a farting contest, in which Screech could participate. Screech went first, expelling a small squeaky fart, which was probably to be expected after only eating hospital food and ingesting an IV bag over the previous 12 hours. Corky then jumped so his ass was pointed toward Screech’s face from a distance of a few feet and unleashed a watery-sounding fart, which sounded like he had just gone diarrhea into his diaper. Then it was Mr. Belding’s turn - he positioned his body so that his ass was about two feet from Screech’s face and then ripped a loud fart which seemed to last about 10 seconds and smelled heinous!! Both Screech and Corky crinkled their noses when the smell hit them! Not surprisingly, Mr. Belding was declared the winner of the farting contest.
It was great to see Mr. Belding and Corky in the hospital to cheer up Screech even though they really stunk up the place!
Today Mr. Belding and Corky came back and harassed our cafeteria staff. They complained there isn’t any “deep dish pepperoni pizza” and even more that we don’t carry “Mountain Dew”. They then left and returned with a cooler full of Mountain Dew. They chugged it, then had a belching contest at the nurses station! Corky pushed to have a good belch so hard he vomited all over a computer. Then they went to see Screech so they could watch gay porn with him. All we could hear for hours were loud burps and farts. It made the entire place stink like ass. Now I’m being told Belding and Corky have commandeered their own rooms and won’t leave! Mr. Belding overflowed the toilet and they are both constantly calling and demanding “room service”. When they couldn’t get what they wanted they ordered door dash and got deliveries from McDonalds, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell. I can only imagine the night we are in for. Because Corky is a ‘tard our administrators are fearful to toss them out!
I visited Screech in the hospital today. He seemed pretty chipper and was was watching some hardcore gay porn starring the guy who played Evil Ed in the original Fright Night movie. I heard a ruckus in another room and when I went in the hall and looked in I saw that Corky and Mr. B had a giant stack of pizzas, about a dozen 3 liters of Mountain Dew (I had thought they stopped making those years ago), had a bunch of wings. They were playing video games with the volume turned way up. Mr. Belding seemed much more interested in eating pizza and burping then playing the game and Corky kept winning. Corky commented to Mr. Belding that the hospital was the best hotel he’s ever stayed in. Then he leaned to the side and left a huge fart, while also going dookie in his diaper. Then these really fruity looking guys showed up and said he was time for Corky and Mr. Beldings sponge baths, and closed the door after entering. That hospital is really lucky to have so many major celebrities staying there at one time!
Corky and Mr. Belding squatted for another night in the hospital wing near Screech’s room in order to cheer him up. They keep ordering deep dish pepperoni pizzas for delivery, which has to be a violation of Covid-19 rules. Mr. Belding also had someone install a soda fountain machine to dispense Mountain Dew. Screech’s mood seem to improve with every belching contest. He isn’t allowed to drink soda for now but he enjoys judging belching contests between Belding and Corky. Last night Belding and Corky also really stunk up the floor after each ripped multiple wet pepperoni farts. I think they also both also shit their pants in the process! Then, all of a sudden, these two short bearded weirdos showed up with guitars. I am pretty sure they were those weirdo Demasi twins in Corky’s band. Then immediately pulled down the sweatpants that Corky and Belding were wearing and started tonguing their dirty anuses while giving them reach-around until Corky and Belding each jizzed so powerfully that their semen landed in Screech’s Jew-fro for good luck.
I visited Screech today and found they had him in for an MRI. Mr. B and Corky were there over the protests if the hospital staff and kept pranking Screech. While Screech was stuck in the tube for his MRI Mr. B and Corky kept pressing their asses into the tube and ripping ridiculously loud and smelly farts. Each time they did this Screech would yell Zoinks, and wiggle around. Then the person administering the test would yell at Screech. All three of them seemed to be having fun and the place reeked like ass. I can’t imagine they will be able to use that machine for quite some time. Then they all went back to Screech’s room and watched gay porn on a massive 85 inch TV Mr. B demanded they install for Screech while chowing down on one of their hourly orders of Pizza Hut Deep Dish Pepperoni pizza. What awesome friends!
My aunt is a nurse in the hospital where Screech is receiving treatment. She said that the little stunt which Corky and Mr. Belding pulled in the room where the MRI machine is located has shut down use of the MRI machine for a few days while they air out the room. She said that it smells awful in there, like a bunch of stinky diarrhea buttholes! She also said that Mr. Belding wheeled in a laundry bin filled with sweaty jockstraps from the wrestling team at a nearby high school. Screech has been sniffing the jockstraps while pleasuring himself while Corky and Belding eat pizza and rip ass in his face! Screech has been in absolute ecstasy and his mood has greatly improved as he undergoes cancer treatments!!!
Hey boys! Pig Pen here! When I heard about Screech being down with the big C I put together a convoy of horny truckers to pay him a visit. I’m proud to report today 75 trucks filled up the hospital parking lot, and we went in and demanded to see Screech. At first there was some pushback and words about “Covid Protocols” and other nonsense. We just pushed past those whiners and when we heard an enormous belch we knew we were heading in the right direction. When I got to his room I saw gay porn was playing on a giant TV and Mr. B and Corky were there chowing down on some pizza and drinking enormous cups of Mountain Dew. When I entered I told them a convoy was there to wish Screech well, then I let loose a really nice fart. This really perked Screech up and the next thing he knew about 70 obese truckers were packed into his room and the hall, many stripping down to nothing and dancing erotically for his entertainment. This quickly evolved into some hot sweaty buttsex going on, as well as a barrage of farts. I’ve never seen Screech happier. By the time we were done the room and hall reeked of anus and the entire place was covered in piss, shit, and jizz. I feel a little bad for the janitorial staff of the hospital, but man was Screech cheered up. When we left we all drove our big rigs past his room and blasted our horns. Many of which produce loud farts or belch sounds. Corky watched from the window and kept moving his arm up and down signaling us to beep our horns even more. What a great day! The queer community is really coming together to support Screech!
This is getting ridiculous and It’s impeding Screech’s treatment! We have our MRI machine closed for fumigation due to yesterday’s stunt. Today we had nearly 100 obese truckers breaking Covid protocols by jam packing a ward and having sex with each other. Also, we have the Demasi brothers loose in the hospital. After visiting Corky they disguised themselves as orderlies and are going around the hospital giving make patients sponge baths with “happy endings”! They are a wiry bunch and security has been unable to catch them. In just a few days we’ve gone from a nice community hospital to one full of deviants, and a hospital that reeks of anus! I’ve been trying to transfer Screech to another hospital but they have all heard of these events and refuse to take him. This morning I checked on Screech and when I said good morning to Mr. Belding and Corky Mr. Belding belched in my face, and Corky kicked me in the genitals. This made Screech laugh and they think “cheering him up” is more important then any actual treatment. This can’t go on and I’m asking for the people in here to stop visiting and encouraging this behavior!
Today our staff noticed something quite extraordinary. Normally a patient in as rough as shape as Screech needs pretty heavy doses of pain medication. We’ve noticed Screech needs none. Instead whenever discomfort strikes either Mr. Belding or Corky, and sometimes both at the same time, press their bare asses to his face and rip ass. As both have done nothing but sit around watching gay porn, while eating nonstop boxes of deep dish pepperoni pizza, and chugging Mountain Dew, their farts are absolutely revolting. Yet Screech seems to enjoy breathing in their heinous stench and convulses a little and occasionally even jizzes in his hospital gown! This seems to be as potent as our strongest pain medication! When I mentioned this Mr. B and Corky demanded they be paid for their services and offered to fart in the faces of other patients who need their “services”. I declined this as we don’t need them ripping ass in patients faces, but did agree to pay for their enormous pizza and Uber eats bills. We are running tests on Screech to see if this is a medical breakthrough in pain relief, or if he is just a giant faggot.
I have been working with Dr. Assjuice over at the hospital trying to help Screech recover from his cancer. I’ve been having Screech follow a special anti-cancer protocol in an effort to eradicate his tumors. A process of chemotherapy involves injecting dangerous chemicals into one’s body to try to kill tumors. Unfortunately, chemotherapy is difficult to target just to tumors and kills all fast-growing cells, such as hair- can you imagine what Screech would look like without his massive Jewfro? The mere though if seeing his huge hook nose without also seeing that massive greasy Jewfro is frightening. So instead of chemotherapy, I have been prescribing daily sessions of ripping ass into Screech’s face! Farting into Screech’s face is not only fun, it has really improved his mood! Sometimes having a positive mental attitude is the best medicine. There is no scientific proof that farts kill cancer tumors. However, Screech is such a gigantic faggot that he so immense pleasure from wet pepperoni farts that his improvement in attitude has actually help turn things around for him and his body’s immune system has started to fight back against the cancer and seems to be winning. Mr. Belding and I each gorged on deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza last night while ripping heinous-smelling farts in Screech’s face and I am happy to say that his tumors have already shrunk by 5%! That might not sound like a lot, but more farting sessions like this and Screech will be well on way to recovery! This is one time where being an enormous rim goblin is helping him to live longer!!’
I am making a pubic hair wig for Screech. I want him to not feel funny when his mighty Jew Fro falls out from treatments. Instead he will have a giant wig made out of his male fans pubic, and ass hair. I’m collecting this and if you want please send it to the Insurance King so I can keep creating the wig. It doesn’t matter if it’s matted, or has fecal chips in it, as that will make Screech feel even more normal. Hopefully his fans all see this and we can have an enormous Fro wig ready to go within a week or two.
Charlie, I saw a video clip on TMZ of Mr. Belding donating some of his pubic hair and ass hair to Screech. In the video clip, a barber who looked a lot like a young JM J Bullock trimmed Mr. Belding’s pubes. It was funny because there were food crumbs in that tubbo’s pubes! There were Doritos crumbs and small pieces of cake in there! I guess Mr. Belding is more focused on eating and having gay sex than he is on bathing!
Gary, thanks for noticing me, and thanks for the compliment. I am now a pubic and ass hair barber for the queer community. Mr. Belding was quite a mess, but I cleaned him up nicely. We had a line out the door of raging homosexuals who wanted to donate for Screech’s Jew Fro. I’ve heard most times Screech has a least a pound of jizz in his Jew Fro, and what I collected today should make him feel right at home. As a side Mr. Belding also had pubic lice. I think that will be a nice surprise for Screech the first time he wears his pubic Jew Fro! Today I felled nearly half of a large garbage bag and tomorrow I’m sure I will totally fill it. Many people are coming by to rip ass into it so it really has a nice stench to it. We are all really pulling for Screech to get well soon! We hope a Jew Fro made from pubic and ass hair that is coated in jizz and farts really cheers him up. As we all know cheering him up is the way to curing him!
Screech is feeling much better today as he’s experienced quite a bit of cheering up by means of ripping farts and belching in his face. Mr. Belding left loose a belch so loud Screech’s ears were ringing for a few hours, but when we did another scan we saw the cancer had shrunk even more! Corky then stood on a chair and farted in Screech’s face. It was easy to hear his crapped his diaper while doing so. That fart was so rancid we had to move patients with rooms 4 doors away! But when we scanned Screeh again we saw the cancer again shrank! The same thing happened on a much smaller scale after Screech watched gay porn all afternoon. This is astonishing!
I am glad to hear that a bunch of pube and ass hair barbers are harvesting hairs for Screech's cancer wig. This is a great day for humanity!
This reminds me of this SNL hair transplant commercial:
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hair-restoration/n12853
Today we completed a Pizza Hut Express in our cafeteria to serve the needs of Mr. Belding and Corky. I’m pleased we to this done in record time. When we told Mr. Belding and Corky Mr. Belding merely leaned to the side and farted, and Corky said “they better deliver”. It seems those two can’t even be bothered to walk a few hundred yards to our cafeteria to get their own pizza. Mr. Belding said if there don’t deliver they will just continue ordering from Uber Eats who does deliver their Pizza Hut pizza. Thankfully I was able to arrange for cafeteria services, who delivers trays to our patients, to take their orders and deliver them. Corky threatened me with a beating when I told him the Pizza Hut Express would close at 10pm with the rest of the cafeteria, but he settled down when I told him after 10pm he would need to order Uber eats. At this he went dookie in his diaper and went back to watching gay porn with Screech and Mr. Belding. Those two show no thanks whatsoever and seem to believe they are doing the hospital a huge favor by living in our hospital free of charge, eating tons of food that we pay for, and making the hospital stink like ass. We received a bill from the Demasi twins for “services rendered” which lists all kind of services and “performances” they say Corky has provided as well as a number of services they provided and continue providing (only because we can’t seem to catch them”. They claim to be Corky’s “managers and wranglers” whatever the hell that means. Their letter head has “Demasi Twins” at the top and right below that is a picture of them playing guitars sans pants. We really want Screech to get better so we can get all of this deviants out of our hospital!
I just checked on Screech before I leave for the day. He’s doing well and is still watching gay porn 24/7 which “really cheers him up” according to Corky. I found that Corky and Mr. Belding are now dressed in surgical scrubs which they say they needed as their sweatpants are “at the cleaners”. Which I’m assuming means they have gotten some staff member to give our laundry department their stuff to clean. Mr. Belding doesn’t really fit in his scrubs and he’s bursting out of them. I told him I’d try to locate some larger ones, and he thanked me by standing an inch from my face and loudly belching. Screech laughed at this, and Corky yelled something about his important cheering Screech up is. I’m so glad to be going home.
Dr. Assjuice, Mr. Belding isn't going to like that Pizza Hut Express - I guarantee it. Mr. Belding likes to eat extra large deep dish pepperoni pizzas with extra pepperoni toppings. They only serve those small individual pizzas at Pizza Hut Express locations, so he isn't going to be happy about that. The only good thing about that Pizza Hut Express from Mr. Belding's point of view is the soda fountain machine with Mountain Dew! They really need a Taco Bell Express just so Mr. Belding can feed his chunky ass.
To cheer Screech up, Mr. Belding told Screech that he was allowing him to compete in a "Jockstrap Sniff-off" competition. Although Screech did not know what that was, he was honored that Mr. Belding allowed him to compete as Mr. Belding was his hero. Kevin the Robot then wheeled in a locker room laundry bin filled with sweat jockstraps and soiled underwear from Bayside High School. Kevin then started beeping and said that he had hitched a ride on a big rig from California and then rolled the final 10 miles from a truck stop outside Tampa. Mr. Belding said that since Screech was the "man of the hour," he was allowed to go first. When Screech replied that he did not know the rules of the game, Corky got mad and yelled, "YOU NEED TO SNIFF AS MANY JOCKSTRAPS AS YOU CAN IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES!!! IDIOT!!" Kevin then counted backward from "five" and started a timer. Screech grabbed handfuls of the sweaty jockstraps and the soiled underwear from the laundry bin and rubbed them against his hook nose, inhaling the rank odors. By the time 90 seconds elapsed, Screech had sniffed 110 jockstraps and pairs of soiled underwear. Screech yelled out, "I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo!!!" Screech then asked who was next. Mr. Belding and Corky each said that they forfeit and that Screech was the winner. Mr. Belding and Corky then told Screech what a faggot he was for being so easily tricked into sniffing those jockstraps. Screech started crying because he was ashamed until Mr. Belding ripped a pepperoni fart in his face to cheer him up - when the stench hit Screech's hook nose, he jizzed his pants in ecstasy at the humiliation! Mr. Belding then walked out of the hospital room to go grab a few dozen pizzas at the Pizza Hut Express down the hall when he ran into Dr. Assjuice who informed him that pranking Screech like that was helping kill the cancer as the smell of sweaty balls and anuses was somehow boosting Screech's immune system!
Today we had a bit of a setback. For some reason Rosie O’Donnell and Bette Midler showed up to visit Screech. Rosie said she recently starred with him in an episode of the reboot on the ISS. Rosie and Bette kept queefing which angered Corky and Mr. Belding who were focused on eating their breakfast deep dish pizza’s and large Mountain Dew sodas. Screech was focused on watching gay porn, when they both broke into some awful get well song they sang as a duet. It was horrible. It sounded like a bunch of feral cats in a blender. At this Mr. Belding had enough and stood up, then belched in Rosie’s face so powerfully it knocked her over. He then bent over and ripped a fart so powerful it knocked Bette into the hallway! Rosie and Bette stormed off in a huff while complaining how Mr. Belding was a barbarian. Corky and Screech cheered a bit, but when we took Screech for a new scan we saw that the cancer had grown a bit larger since yesterday. For some reason only homosexual arousals and fans “cheer Screech up” in a positive way, boosting his immune system. Female fans actually reduce his immune system for some reason. Because of this we are implementing a raging homosexuals only policy when it comes to visiting Screech! Please share this as we don’t want any further setbacks.
Another day of nonstop farting, and belching noises coming from Screech’s room, as well as the ripe stink of anus. I wanted to drop by as I saw comments from Screech’s team that mold in seedy hotel rooms is something they believe contributed to his cancer diagnoses. That is just not possible. It is much more likely that huffing farts, and engaging in all kinds of sordid homosexual antics caused this. Before coming to the hospital Screech was living in a truck stop rest room, where he breathed in all kinds of toxic smells 24/7. His job as an unpaid bathroom attendant intern may have been a contributor but we will likely never truly know what caused this. We are more focused on treating this and ensuring he stays “cheered up” which Mr. Belding and Corky are taking care of.
Gary, you were correct that Mr. Belding would complain about the size of the pizza’s as the Pizza Hut Express. He complained immediately that he needed to order “dozens” of personal pizzas to replace one extra large pizza. I made a phone call and was able to find out that sinc get ingredients are the same, and the Pizza Hut Express ovens are big enough to handle it, our local full service Pizza Hut will send over the pans needed to make extra large pies, and will also train the Express employees on how to make one perfectly. I shared this with Mr. Belding and his response was to leave what sounded like a very watery fart.
Today I visited Screech and found that in order to keep cheering him up they are roasting his bed between his normal room where he can enjoy gay porn, and a public restroom, where he can enjoy listening to dudes piss and spray diarrhea. He even had a little pair of binoculars to leer at dudes taking pisses at the urinals. I went into a stall and could hear Mr Belding and Corky in stalls on either side of me. Corky was playing on a Nintendo switch and I could hear the game “animal crossings”. He was also occasionally ripping farts. I could hear Mr. Belding was eating something and was constantly ripping the loudest farts I’d ever heard. This would follow with an enormous torrent of diarrhea and the occasional belch. This really seemed to cheer Screech up and he clapped and encouraged every fart and shit spray. There were probably 5 other people in the bathroom, a few at the urinals. And I could hear Screech comment that one guy was taking a “masterful piss”. When I left I wished Screech well and saw he had a little tip hat he had made out of a hospital hair net. It had a little turd and a few quarters in it. I left him a dollar as I’m a classy guy. Get better soon Screech!
Today Michael Jordan stopped by to with Screech well by farting a Popeyes fried chicken fueled fart in his face, and even blew some cigar smoke rings in Screech’s face as well! I wouldn’t always recommend blowing smoke rings in the face of a lung cancer patient but it certainly cheered Screech up! Screech was also cheered up by being allowed to spend the afternoon in the men’s public bathroom. It was Mr. Beldings idea as he had to take a monster dump and told our staff he really thanked Screech would enjoy listening, and smelling it. That many others came in to cheer him up by urinating or taking a dump, was an extra bonus.
Hello, my name is David Gibbs. I am the CEO of Yum Brands, Inc., the parent company of Pizza Hut. It was brought to my attention that Mr. Belding was unhappy with the Pizza Hut Express at the Tampa hospital where Screech is receiving his cancer treatment. I want to calm everyone down and let you all know that this issue has been resolved. We at Yum Brands put the customer first and Mr. Belding is notorious for spending tens of thousands of dollars per year on pizza and Taco Bell which is another of our brands. So we have installed a large pizza oven at the hospital which is capable of making the deep dish Pepperoni and Meat Lovers pizzas that Dock Belding loves. We have also introduced a new extra-extra large soda cup just for Belding. This new cup can fools about 1.5 liters of soda. And Mr. Belding is welcome to come back and refill it whenever he wants. We want him to have the necessary fuel to unleash epic belches and heinous farts into Screech’s face to help Screech recover from cancer.
Hey David, I’m pretty sure Yum Brands also owns Taco Bell, which is legendary for producing gastric distress and heinous farts. What’s a new cup size and a pizza oven show? How about you build a Taco Bell, and KFC, and a Long John Silvers so Mr. B has a real assortment of disgusting greasy foods to choose from? Certainly he will tire of a diet of only pizza? Can we count on Yum to get these new restaurants installed this week? So by next weekend Mr. B and Corky can cheer Screech up with some amazing flavorful farts? With the KFC people like Milo the Janitor may even stop by! Please make sure the soda fountain has grape soda available in case this happens.
Crotchmaster, unfortunately there isn’t enough space in that location of the Tampa hospital to fit a Taco Bell. The Express locations have far less space. Yum Brands divested Long John Silver’s about 10 years ago as their food was infamous for tasting like stinky anuses, but not even the type that Screech would like to sniff! Mr. Belding is ridiculously overweight and has to eat about three deep dish pepperoni/meat pizzas per day just to maintain his 500lb weight. You might think he would want to try different foods from time to time, but surprisingly he doesn’t. Like many of our dedicated customers, he enjoys eating the same food day in and day out. He once posted on our Facebook page that he loves our Meat Lover’s pizzas because he knows exactly what his farts will smell like and how Screech will react.
We have been trying to find a place for a KFC Express, but they don’t do as well in hospitals. But we are considering adding grape soda to the fountain drink selection at our Pizza Hut Express.
David, thank you for your kind offer. Crotchmaster I have spoken to Mr. Belding. He and Corky desire a Taco Bell, but are fine getting that from Uber Eats. Their biggest concern was access to enormous deep dish Pizza Hut Pizza’s. David has even agreed to keep our hospital location open until 2am each night so the guys have late night access. Corky wanted it 24/7 but agreed 2am was better than its current 9pm closing time. When I brought up Long John Silvers they both made faces and said that food tastes like ass. So it seems everything is good. Yum foods has definitely come through to make sure Mr. Belding and Corky have a nice supply of greasy deep dish pizza, and Mountain Dew, so they can produce beneficial farts and burps for Screech. I am discouraging the installation of any grape soda dispenser as it might attract the wrong kind of element to our hospital. I just left my visit with Screech, Corky, and Mr Belding, and Corky was holding a lighter to Mr. Beldings ass, and Mr. B was blasting enormous fart fireballs. I can’t say I approve, but it really seems to be cheering Screech up!
Tonight we had a bit of an issue. We recently put Screech back on a hard food diet and noticed that even with that he was losing more weight then expected. When we asked Screech if he was eating enough Mr. Belding piped up and said that he was in charge of Screech’s diet and had been “feeding” him regularly. We pushed a bit more and found out along with the dozen or so pizzas Mr. Belding has been eating, he is also eating Screech’s meals. Mr. Belding claimed he put Screech on an anti cancer diet of farts. Mr. Belding has been farting in Screech’s face for the last few days and telling Screech that was his meal. Mr. Belding claims that this way Screech doesn’t have to process the foods and can enjoy everything that he eats. I tried to explain how absurd this idea was but Mr. B merely leaned off his seat and ripped ass. Corky chimed in and said if after Mr. Belding “fed” Screech Screech was still hungry he would fart in Screech’s mouth as well. I told them they could feed Screech all the fart meals they want, but he also needed to eat the food we provided. Mr. Belding then demanded we send a meal for him so he’s not “tempted” and Corky said we better send one for him as well. He then made a loud dookie in his diaper. This is getting ridiculous.
Dr. Assjuice, Corky is so talented- who else can make loud dookies on cue simply to express their displeasure? It’s no wonder that Mr. Belding is best friends with such a talented and lovable ‘tard!
Dr AssJuice,what is stopping you from installing an Arby’s inside the hospital? We know that you can rearrange some of the wards and screech’s many fans demand this. Make it happen!
Why haven’t Mr. Belding and Corky been given their own shake yet? I would love to watch all of the crazy hijkinks they get themselves into as they head out of various adventures clogging toilets and unleashing heinous farts and loud belches wherever they go. Screech could be their gay sex slave or he wouldn’t even have to be in the series. Maybe Belding and Corky could solve mysteries and Corky would fill up his diaper with dookie at the end of every episode or whenever he gets scared? Hollywood is sitting on a gold mine!
I meant why haven’t they been given their own show, not “shake”! Stupid autocorrect!
Stink sister, the truth of the matter is screech is too weak to be acting. He has the worst type of lung cancer, single cell which is effectively terminal and he came to hospital complaining of pains all over meaning it has likely mestasized - he will be lucky to last till Easter. Let his lovers be with him at this time and not force him into being a sex slave
During the next season of the reboot, Corky may have to play Screech. It would be his own unique take on Screech, as the original Screech didn’t wear a diaper or go dookie 15 times a day, but I’m sure it will be funny. Plus, Corky is a better actor than Screech ever was.
But I’m stilling pulling for Screech to get better. Come on, Screech!
Nurse Rod, we have not had any requests for an Arby’s. In their hundreds of orders I’m yet to see Mr Belding or Corky eat from Arby’s. El Stinkmeister, we are doing everything we can to help Screech, including allowing two degenerates to live in our hospital so they can “cheer him up” through ridiculous means. We have even installed a restaurant just for them. Right now I’m focused on making sure Mr. Belding doesn’t continue eating Screech’s food and feeding him farts instead of hospital meals. We are all pulling for Screecy to get better. Since he’s been a patient I’ve watched all of the reboot episodes on the ISS and I have to say it is true comedy gold.
If Mr. Belding and Corky can help cure Screech from his cancer infection, their story will become a mandatory case study in every medical school. Most people would be grossed out if someone farted in their face, particularly if one of those people was their morbidly obese former high school principal from nearly 30 years ago. Most people would also not enjoy having a ‘tard fart in their face or strangle them with a diaper full of dookie. However, there is something wrong with Screech’s brain as he loves these things and they may actually save his life.
Screech, inhale as many farts as you can to save your life!
“Prison Rules”
Today A rod came into the ward to say hello to the patients and provide balloons. This was a sweet touch and he was followed by a CNN news crew who reported on his generosity. However, he made the mistake of going into the rowdy cancer ward where screech was being held and went over to him sensing a sweet photo opportunity.
However, at this time, corky had just come in on his wheelchair and got angry at what he thought was A Rod flirting with DD and flew into a monster tard rage! In front of the beta cnn reporters he yanked down A Rods baseball leggings and started viciously buttslamming in as screech’s entourage cheered. He then finished by flinching him into the wheelchair and ramming him out of the hospital window! The cnn crew had no choice but to approve of this minority style romance and started buttslamming each other seperately whilst corky ate ice cream.
That was super hot and a rod definitely got what was coming to him, I mean, who brings cnn to their hospital visit?
"Prison Rules," CNN host Brian Stelter had to have been rubbing one out while watching the live feed. You just know he was fantasizing that he was A-Rod and was the one taking it in the ass from that lovable 'tard, Corky.
Prison Rules, A Rod is such an attention whore. This time it backfired on him as the cameras were there and rolling when he angered his lover Corky. Clips of that ass-slamming are already all over the internet. I also want to know why A Rod, who retired years ago, was wearing his Yankees uniform? Does anyone know why Corky was in a wheelchair? I’m guessing he just enjoys riding in one, but I can’t think about the Corkster not being fully mobile. I did love Corky shoving him into the chair and firing it threw the window. I hope Corky dumps that loser A Rod and starts dating Mr. Belding. They are the perfect couple!
Today was a good day besides A Rod showing up uninvited with a Fake News News Crew. Our staff cheered when Corky tossed him out the window. Now things are back to normal and Mr. Belding and Corky are watching gay porn with Screech while eating boxes of Pizza Hut Deep Dish pizza. They seem to be eating mainly pepperoni, and Corky almost had a fit when he insisted one of Mr. Beldings pizza’s had more pepperoni then his. There was almost a full blown ‘tard meltdown of nuclear proportions, but Mr. Belding saved the day by switching pizzas with Corky. For that Mr. Belding talked me into allowing him to have an IV of Mountain Dew so he can enjoy his favorite beverage non stop. I told him the carbonation was a major issue and couldn’t be allowed, so he agreed to have an IV of Mountain Dew syrup, which I approved. Screech is back to eating his meals and they are no longer being stolen by Mr. Belding although Mr. B and Corky do feed him numerous fart meals each day. Right now things are settling down and we are all hopeful for Screech. We are hoping A Rod never comes by again. I don’t see what Corky sees in that loser.
Tonight before I left the nurses station informed me that Corky had shit in the sink in the bathroom In Screech’s room. Ugh. Mr. Belding claimed Corky did that to “cheer Screech up” and I will say the three of them all found it incredibly funny. Corky said that anytime he shits anywhere that isn’t his diaper he feels he’s being a “good boy”. I asked him to try not to shit in the sink again and he said he would “try” not to but couldn’t make any promises. I feel so badly for our janitorial services. They have been working around the clock to fumigate and clean the constant smells and messes that come from Corky and Mr. Belding. Thankfully this incident made Screech happy.
Screech has been burying his massive hook nose into Mr. Belding's sweaty asscrack for good luck this past week. Screech believes that this is helping his body kill cancer cells. Corky has been strangling Screech with a diaper periodically to also cheer him up. The entire hospital floor reeks of the smell of anus, but Screech is in high spirits for his continued cancer treatments.
Hi, my name is Michael Hsu. I am and Chairman and CEO of Kimberley-Clark Corporation. One of our top brands is Huggies diapers. We would like to hire Corky to do some advertisements for us. Specifically, we would like to advertise Corky strangling Screech or one of his other gay lovers with a Huggies diaper full of his doo-doo! This would be a powerful way to advertise to the gay community. This advertisement would also appeal to the retard community as well. Millions of lovable ‘tards around the world fantasize about having sex with a non-tard like Screech. Corky, please have your agent contact me so we can get this done! The mere thought of you strangling Screech with your diaper during rough anal sex really turns me ... UUUGGGHHH!!!! I just blew my load thinking about this...
Today one of our nurses was chatting with Mr. Belding and asked him if he still acted. Mr. Belding said he did, and was currently hoping to land a “starring role” on the show “My 600lb life”. When the nurse told him the only people on that show were the doctor and obese people going through bariatric surgery he leaned off his chair and ripped a loud fart. Corky then piped up and said he was also looking to start on that show. He then continued chowing down on a deep dish pepperoni pizza he had topped with tacos from Taco Bell. I believe they both have a good shot at “starring” on that show, but find it funny that Mr. Belding considers that an acting role.
Dr. Assjuice, so Mr. Belding has become a fat disgusting pig just to prepare for an acting role on “My 600lb Life”? I always thought it was just because he’s lazy and a glutton!
I would love to watch a reality show about Mr. Belding, where he belches and farts throughout each episode and the reactions of people nearby are recorded. I think it would be a big hit.
El Stinkmeister, I don’t think he’s preparing for a role. I believe that he’s just done his normal thing as he’s been obese for many many years now. I think he’s deluding himself by thinking that them offering to let him be on the show as an obese patient in dire need of bariatric surgery is somehow an acting role. By watching his actions if he does go on the show I doubt he will lose any weight and he is far to old and obese to safely have surgery. He will provide plenty of burps and farts which seems to entertain many people. It would be funny if Corky joined him and then both drive that doctor insane by not losing any weight, eating junk food non stop, and belching and farting in his face.
I want to support Scritch and have been saving my farts in jars. I want to send them to him so he can huff them and hopefully the rancid stench cheers him up and cures his cancer. Where should I send them? Dr. Assjuice can I send them directly to you? Can I count on you not to huff them yourself and to make sure Scratch gets them. Thanks Buddy.
I want to fart in Screech’s face. I feel this would help him recover from his AIDS. I am a grand champion fart machine who has done battle with the likes of Steve Anus, John Pepperoni, a David Dookie, and many other legendary fart maestros. Contact me ASAP and I will blast Screech as much as needed. He is a true icon in the queer community!
Hey there, sailor! Screech Powers, after a rowdy night at the dumpsters behind my local McDonald’s, my ass has been pumped completely full of semen. I just ate a couple mini pepperoni pizzas from a Pizza Hut Express at the mall near me as well. Please pencil me in for an appointment at 10:45PM for homo-pathetic cancer treatment session. I will fart jizz and diarrhea into your mouth for healing purposes. Let’s get together to help you get better soon!
Today Mr. Belding greeted me with a loud belch to my face, then told me “was back”. He told me his audition for “My 600 lb Life” went well and he had been offered the starring role he had wanted. Corky however was sad as he was told he doesn’t weigh enough, and isn’t obese enough to be a candidate for the show. Mr. Belding told Corky that he needed to “work as hard as he had” to make his dream happen. Corky perked up at this, then began eating a giant deep dish pepperoni pizza. Screech seemed oblivious to all of this as he watched gay midget porn. I feel like I’m in a bizzaro world whenever I go into that room.
I found out that Mr. Belding will not be a patient on “My 600 lb Life”. Instead there are looking for a new treatment for morbidly obese people. Kind of a Pavlovian cure. They want Mr. Belding to rip ass in the face of the patients whenever they eat. To make it so they get sick whenever they eat and become fearful of eating. The show actually wants Mr. B to keep eating deep dish pepperoni pizzas and other garbage so he farts are as horrendous smelling as possible. They are adding a segment to the show called “Mr. Beldings Gas Chamber” and are even interested in bringing in Corky to strangle patients with his diaper if they go against the doctors rules. When Mr. Belding told Corky this he made a huge dookie in his diaper that overflowed onto the floor. Corky then celebrated by strangling Screech with his diaper.
Dr. Assjuice, that reality show would be a bona fide hit!!! Mr. Belding’s farts are notoriously powerful and would undoubtedly cause even a big fatso to feel too nauseous to eat. That is the exact medicine those patients need to finally lose weight. Rather than trying to fill their stomachs with tasteless low-calorie rice cakes to try to lose weight, having Mr. Belding rip wet farts in their faces should do the trick! Mr. Belding’s has chamber would be the most popular segment of the show! Although I have to admit that watching Corky strangle someone who fails to stick to a diet would also be enjoyable to watch
Hey Screech, how’s it going with your cancer treatments? I have to host a show tonight at 5PM EST. Are you available afterward for some play time? I want to rub assholes with you and have a cock swordfight in front of Corky while he’s masturbating and in front of Mr. Belding while he’s sitting on the toilet simultaneously eating a deep dish pepperoni pizza while taking a massive and smelly dump. Let’s get together tonight, buddy.
Today I found that Mr. Belding and Corky are preparing for their roles on “My 600 lb Life”. Mr. Belding said they are both method actors and are already preparing. To do this Mr. Belding is continuing to eat deep dish pizza non-stop along with all kinds of other junk. Whenever we bring a meal to Screech he stands with his bare ass an inch from Screech’s face and rips fart after fart. Corky then strangles Screech with his filthy shit filled diaper if Screech swallows even one bite of food. I tried to explain to them that Screech needs to eat so he can keep his strength up but they said they are already preparing for their roles and can’t stop now. I hope that show films soon so those guys leave. All we heard all day were farts, followed by “Zoinks”, followed by the sounds of someone being strangled. Of course the entire floor reeks of anus even more than normal.
With all of the deep dish pepperoni pizza that Corky has been eating recently, he has been producing far more dookie than usual. Corky has been discarding his used dookie-filled diapers in Screech’s car which is parked in the hospital parking garage. Corky thinks that Screech will enjoy all of the “presents” Corky has left in the car and will thank him for adding a homemade “air freshener.” When Corky told Mr. Belding what he had done, Mr. Belding leaned to the side in his chair and ripped a loud fart. Mr. Belding then told Corky to take the diapers out if the car as Screech wouldn’t like his rusty Gremlin car smelling like “a retard’s butthole.” Corky sadly left the hospital cafeteria where he had spoken to Belding and headed down to the parking garage to clean out Screech’s car. However, once he walked outside of the hospital building, Corky saw a car get hit with birdshit by a flock of birds flying above. Corky started laughing so hard that he filled his diaper with urine and then forgot he was supposed to clean Screech’s car!
Hi all, I was watching the spice channel yesterday and couldn’t believe my eyes! There was another episode on the ISS that was obvioulsy staged in a hospital ward. I’m not up to date on who is Ill but it sure seemed to me that a storyline where screech was in bed on a ‘space rocket’ to probe an island full of deranged queers on an island called ‘Planet a&e ward 2b was beyond fantasy!
anyway the main plot line was screech involved in a giant battle with some horny truckers who were in other ‘ships’ led by someone that looked like A Rod. I couldn’t tell because only a rods bum cheeks were in shot but needless to say, laser beams of shit and pies quickly overwhelmed screech so he radioed in ‘ for the big guns’ all of a sudden the big bopper and corky turned up in two large hospital beds looking like goose from top gun and their banter was terrific. Belding told corky it was a ‘code brown’ situation and corky replied that he ‘had a need, a need for hardcore buttslamming and underoos’ then they high fives each other and produced a cookie and diarrhoea blast so heinous it broke the enemy formation in two and stopped the truckers from buttslamming screech too hard.
Corky then peeled off saying to belding he ‘had to flush a turf’ then threw a rod out the window with a chair leg up his ass! The big bopper also celebrated by really giving it to screech before reaching round to pick up his crack pipe!
Such a hawt episode, but can anyone tell me why they saved screech and didn’t leave him to those buckaroos??
Ass Hawk, I can’t believe the producers have continued filming episodes while Screech is undergoing cancer treatment!! That is quite a creative episode, it seems the writers have really stepped it up! No “screech trapped in a closet getting farted on”. I loved the Top Gun theme!
Hey, you know I used to work in film. A major box office martial artist in the early 90s. ’m a serious guy but I do admit showing my rock hard erection to belding by chance at a studio lotone day, and.we had manly ass adventures.
He became a good friend and invited me onto the rowdy saved by the bell set. On set, he immediately called screech a fagit and got The janitor to stuff him with his Pringles can sized dong. I loved this and couldn’t stop bashing my meat as if it owed me money.
The problem was screech came to worship me, he begged me to let him drink my bath water, no soap and let me sit on his face. And boy! My hairy sweaty butthole really did it for him! Anyone ever heard of a Cleveland steamer? Well we did that too!
Screech, hit me up buddy, I have kept myself trim for you and want you to drop my trou and give me a tongue bath, especially once I have expelled the detritus of my Asian. Walls from my ass. I know my asian mysticism will get you better
Screech, my twin, Scud, and I heard the news about your cancer. We really hope you hang in there and recover. You owe it to yourself and all of your fans, many of whom are queer. Maybe we can appear on a new episode of the reboot series with you? We will play astronauts with you on the International Space Station. You must be getting sick of being violated by Mr. Belding, Corky, and that bum from the mall who somehow managed to stow away on the Space Station. I have been wearing the same jock strap I wore when i was on the Bayside High School football team back in 1992 - I wear it daily and have never washed it once. My balls are super-sweaty, so it is a bit ripe! I will put it over your face so you can wear it as a Coronavirus face mask. My brother, Scud, wasn’t a jock but he was a burnout who smoked crack and weed with Johnny Dakota back in high school and is still a bit of a drug addict. Scud will smoke a doobie on the Space Station while anally pleasuring you with his massive dong. I will jerk off while he’s really giving to your anus! After he blows his load into your anus and I cum at the sight, we will throw you into your room and do another of those “fart into Screech’s room and then lock him in” segments which have become quite popular. I will then shake dandruff from my scalp into your cereal bowl as Scud shakes fecal chips from his matted ass hair into the same cereal bowl. We will then unlock the door to your room and will hand you the bowl and will say that you are not allowed to leave “time out” in your room into you eat the bowl of dandruff/fecal chips. Let’s make this episode happen!
Ox, that is super erotic, and I am sure many would agree, your jockstrap would be a lovely gift. Please confirm that you have also not shaved your ball fro,so the strap is holding in all manner of stank?
I sure love the thought of the doc coming in and seeing a yellow gusseted jockstrap over his patients face rather than an oxygen mask! Also, can you ask scud what happened to Jonny Dakota? As principal I demand to know!
I saw a documentary about Dustin Diamond today. It was entitled “Butthole Pleasures” and aired at 2:30 AM on the Spice Channel last night. It was good for a couple loads.
Screech, during our scene with Scud, I think it would be really hot if I strangled you with a piss-soaked jockstrap while I’m giving it to you right in the ass. I will shove your face in between Scud’s sweaty ass cheeks. Your enormous hook nose will rub against Scud’s taint and asshole, giving him pleasure while he simultaneously farts and rubs one out. While we have our way with you, Corky will throw his dirty diapers into your room while Mr. Belding rips several of his famous 15-second farts into your room. By the time Belding and Corky are done, your room will reek of the smell of piss and anus! After I blow my load into your ass, I will take my jockstrap off your neck to allow you to gasp for air while Scud jerks off into your mouth and then farts on your nose. We will then throw you into your smelly room and will lock you in. Then we will climb down the rope ladder from the International Space Station to get to the surface of the moon. As you are locked in your smelly prison, you will stare out the window of your room to see Scud, Belding, Corky, and I barbecuing hot dogs and hamburgers while we also play a volleyball game!
RIP Screech ðŸ˜
Damn! He was in a hospice the last few days and I never knew!
I believe that this is a conspiracy of Elvis proportions. There have been rumblings in the queer underground that Screech wanted to fake his death in order to be able to dive full time into making homoerotic gay porn. He planned on using a name like “scritch” to keep his disguise in place. Also, I have a scout at the hospital who claims instead of a coroner or a funeral home Screech was picked up in a van driven by one of the Demasi twins! The same van picked up Corky and Mr. Belding and before it pulled away my scout swore they heard a ridiculously loud fart followed by “Zoinks”. We will have to wait and see how this plays out.
Today is a sad day for medical science. We learned that treating a stage IV cancer patient with farts, belches, and “cheering up” in lieu of proper medical treatment does not work. I will not comment on the above post alleging some kind of conspiracy. Screech is now out of the hospital. A large number of flaming queers showed up and gave a 21 bare ass fart salute in his honor. It was very touching.
This is a sad day for Screech fans. He died too young and we missed out on another reboot season of Mr. Belding and Corky harassing him and repeatedly locking him in a room full of farts on a daily basis. Someone else needs to play Screech going forward, although I’m not quite sure who it will be. Maybe the guy who played the youngest kid on Home Improvement? That kid was weird and goofy-looking. He just needs to get a perm which resembles a Jew-fro. Or maybe former baseball start A-Rod can either play the Screech character or he can just play himself - he apparently had some type of real-life homosexual relationship with Corky from Life Goes On. Watching Corky slap A-Rod around and strangle him with a diaper on the International Space Station would be quite homo-erotic!
I think Michael “Ponce” Oliver could fill that role nicely if he got a perm. Another candidate would be Brian Bonsall unless he is to busy with his queer core band “Thruster”. My vote would go to Ponce.
This sure is a hard day. As a 36 year old,screech had been a big part of my formative years - his was the first picture I blasted ass on, my fashion muse for when I went to the mall with all my friends in zubaz , and I lived my life by his conduct on the new class in the 90s.
I’m not sure Crotch, but does Michael have over 20 years of hot spankworthy posts? The whole world seems a whole lot less fruity, even more so now that we know he was planning to reform his queercore band before cancer struck!
Man I use to comment on these dustin forums years ago, seeing the D news made me see if it the queer scene was still rocking!
Kurt, you gong to close this site now? So many cork fantasies...
Fear not fellow Screech fans. Screech is now with me and I’ve been showing him around. We set him up in a fine pair of assless Zubaz and he’s getting to meet many of Hollywood’s former raging queers. We had our eye on Screech and although he left you too soon we are thrilled to have him with us. Last night he participated in a dumpster party with Rock Hudson, Freddie Mercury, and myself. There is unlimited Taco Bell and Pizza Hut up here. We are now waiting for Mr. Belding to join the party.
This site will stay up. Sad to see Screech pass at such a young age, but there are still many stories to tell even if they are unrelated to Screech. Corky was on Life Goes On at the same time as the original Saved By The Bell. I never got into that show, but apparently there were quite a few nice story lines which are ripe for recaps. There are also rumors that Corky blew his fortune on hookers and blow has recently been secretly dating former baseball star A-Rod.
Kurt, thank for providing this amazing forum. Dr. Assjuice thank you for providing so many amazing updates on Screech’s final days. So many people tried to help him and Corky and Mr Belding really cheered him up. I enjoyed hearing of them ripping ass I’m his face, while enjoying some gay porn. Corky and Mr. Belding are true friends and I’m glad they were with him until the end. I only hope I’m as lucky when my time comes. I’d love to have Corky and Mr. B hanging out with me cheering me up by shitting in the sink, or ripping 15 second farts.
Bingo, thank you for the kind words. I assumed everyone would be relived that Screech, along with Corky and Mr. Belding, were no longer blasting gay porn, ripping insanely loud farts, having belching contests, shitting in the sinks, and stinking up entire wings of our hospital. Instead I found everyone including myself in a very somber mood as we missed all of those antics. Corky is a lovable ‘tard who really grows on you as did Mr. Belding and Screech. We are considering naming the wing of the hospital in Screech’s honor. A nurse recorded Screech yelling Zoinks one time when Mr. Belding ripped an insanely loud fart in his face. We have decided to honor Screech’s memory by playing that whenever a newborn baby arrives in the world.
Dr. Assjuice, I heard that A-Rod came to the hospital to console Corky after Screech's passing. However, Corky was so upset that he hadn't been able to save Screech that he took out his frustrations on A-Rod. Corky started strangling A-Rod with a diaper and used his 'tard strength to slap A-Rod around and gave him a vicious beating! Corky then gave A-Rod some rough anal, causing A-Rod to moan loudly in pleasure as he is a demented freak himself. After jizzing into A-Rod, Corky fired A-Rod out of the 3rd floor window! A-Rod is now recovering from injuries sustained when he landed on the pavement. A-Rod is fortunate that he is still in great shape but he did break a couple bones and is now holed up his own room in the hospital on the 2nd floor. Corky and Mr. Belding have now moved down to the 2nd floor and have been ripping heinous farts in A-Rod's face to help him recover.
I want to tongue Corky's anus and would like for him to strangle me with his diaper during rough foreplay.
I think it was apt that screech went the way he wanted, 69ing belding whilst corky put his Pringles sized dong up his anus.
Belding sure pulled through for him in his final seconds on earth
El Stinkmeister,
You are correct in what you heard. A Rod was very insensitive to a very upset Corky and paid the price by being tossed out the window. He broke numerous bones including his right leg. But it then got worse. As A Rod was in bed recuperating news broke that A Rod had been face timing with some hussy. This made the cover of the NY Post which Mr. Belding reads to Corky frequently. When Corky heard this story he again strangled A Rod and tossed him out the window again. Thankfully this time it was from the second floor instead of the third. But he landed on his ass and broke his coccyx. Corky then took a dump out the window and it landed right on A Rod. A Rod now will be here recovering for at least a week and Mr. Belding and Corky are in their own room next door. They both visit A Rod frequently and Corky smacks him around while Mr. Belding cheers him own and rips farts in A Rod’s face. Tonight baseball player Anthony Rizzo and his gay lover Steve Bartman stopped by and hung out playing cards and watching gay porn with Mr. Belding and Corky. Between the 4 of them I believe they ate at least 12 deep dish pepperoni pizzas, as well as downing a keg of Mountain Dew. The farts and belches came nearly non stop and shook the entire floor. I for one am glad Mr. Belding and Corky are still here, and it was nice meeting Anthony Rizzo who I think may have a crush on Corky!
A-Rod is still in the hospital recovering from the injuries he sustained when Corky beat him up and threw him out the 3-story hospital window. Yesterday Corky got mad that the Pizza Hut Express is located on the 3rd floor of the hospital whereas A-Rod's hospital room is on the second floor. When Corky told A-Rod to move his room up to the 3rd floor, A-Rod replied that the 3rd floor was for cancer victims but that the 2nd floor was for people with general injuries such as broken bones. When A-Rod said this, Corky got really angry and accused A-Rod of lying to him. Corky got so upset that he slapped A-Rod in the face with his incredible 'tard strength. Corky looked over and saw A-Rod's jock strap on a chair and then use it to strangle A-Rod! Corky then pulled down his sweatpants and his diaper which was overflowing with doodoo. Corky was embarrassed and stuffed his overflowing diaper into A-Rod's shoe on the floor.
Corky then farted in A-Rod's face before pulling off the blanket on A-Rod's bed and started having rough anal sex with him! A-rod was in absolute ecstasy during this sexual encounter as Corky was really giving it to him! Mr. Belding sat in a chair watching this encounter while pleasuring himself!
After blowing his load into A-Rod's anus, Corky belched and then put on A-Rod's jockstrap instead of another diaper. An hour later Corky forgot he wasn't wearing a diaper and then went dookie on the chair in A-Rod's hospital room which currently reeks of the smell of anus and semen!
John Pepperoni, please tell me more about your epic fart battles with Steve Anus back in the 90s! How did you train? Who else did you consider as ‘tough competition, in your prime?
I’d sure love to see a Hollywood biopic on these heady days
This is a queer post.
I love corky with all my heart and want him to assfuck me and then spooge up my anus-hoal and then the next time I go poop all of the rotten semen will come out with the shit and then I can drizzle it on top of my pancakes and cereal. ��
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