Queer Posts From Another Forum - Part 2

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23/08/2020 06:25:28
I went to high school with Dustin Diamond, the guy who played Screech on Saved By The Bell. He was an even bigger loser in real-life than he was on Saved By The Bell, if you can believe that! He was also really creepy and a huge queer. He caught him trying to stare at my cock while I peed at a urinal a couple times and several other classmates had similar experience. I also heard that he would eavesdrop on other guys going #2 on the toilet. During a senior class awards presentation he was voted “Most Likely To Suck A Cock”. He also took a 45-year-old Mr Belding as his date to the prom and I saw them sneak into a bathroom stall. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but I heard some loud farts and moaning followed by what sounded like rough butt-slamming. I then saw the stall door open and Mr Belding and Diamond were both sweaty and disheveled- Screech was limping in apparent pain while Belding was walking normally. Belding saw me and then grabbed Diamond by his Jew-fro and shoved Diamond’s head up against his ass and ripped an insanely loud fart - I think Belding was just showing off because he saw me!
Tom

22/08/2020 01:24:06
I want to sing Polka Music while making love to Screech’s butthole. Then I will put on a concert while my friends and family dance and stomp on Screech’s nude body. My youngest fan is 83 years old and the oldest is 103. They will all dance and stomp on Screech as they enjoy my polka music. Those who wear diapers will dump them on Screech’s head. It will be a huge success for everyone! Screech please contact me to make this event happen soon!
Jan Levan

21/08/2020 07:34:26
Hey Screech! Pencil me in for tomorrow night at 10:45pm in the dumpster behind the Medieval Times in Kissimmee. I will spray diarrhea on you, fart in you face, and shoe you up the ass before giving you the buttslamming of a lifetime. I will be dressed as Zack. Don’t let me down faggot!
Jack the Ass Ripper

20/08/2020 08:19:29
Steve, that is one highly erotic idea! I bet Screech would love having his tiny bean bag whipped by a car antenna. While you whipped his nuts I could give him further pleasure by teabagging him and ripping wet farts in his face. I’m not gay either, but I think this would be a fun filled adventure. Does anyone know if he’s sporting an enormous Jew Fro again? I would love to take a dump on him then wipe my ass with his Jew Fro!
Billy McFiddle

20/08/2020 07:46:57
Is Screech into S&M? I think it would be really cool to whip his balls with a belt or car antenna. I would also like to kick him up the ass and then fart in his face. I would eat a large deep dish pizza with extra sausage, pepperoni, and cheese and would wash it down with several glasses of Mountain Dew. This concoction would allow me to produce some nasty, disgusting farts and some epic belches! Don’t get me wrong - I’m not gay or anything like that, but the mere thought of making Screech from Saved by the Bell inhale noxious odors expelled from my anus is highly interesting to me. After he tries recovering from a fart in his face, leaning in to belch loudly in his face would be the cherry on top!
Steve McBallbag

20/08/2020 02:39:43
I worked on The New Class with Screech and man that guy was the worst. By this time he had a real dressing room. He constantly had dudes waiting to see him. Now in the industry it’s normally not a big deal for an actor to have a meeting in their dressing room, or have a friend drop by etc. Screech used it for a different purpose. One day I remember seeing a really weird looking guy wandering around. He was looking for Screech’s dressing room and said Screech had “penciled him in” whatever the hell that meant. This guy was wearing leather pants and a shirt with Corey Haim’s picture on it. I showed him where Screech’s dressing room was and he knocked and Screech seemed thrilled to meet him when he opened the door. This guy went into Screech’s dressing room and the next thing I know we hear enormous farts, belches, and the sounds of buttslamming followed by repeated “Zoinks”. The entire hallway outside his dressing room stank of anus. We figured this was a one time thing and ignored it. But then it happened the next day with a totally new weirdo. After that it happened every single day, some days 4 or 5 dudes would show up. When we confronted Screech he claimed they were all potential business opportunities people were proposing to him since he was so rich and famous. We knew this was garbage and even confronted him with a website where people would schedule gay sex with him! When we showed it to him he yelled “double Zoinks” and threatened to stab my co-worker who showed it to him. Screech was one deranged guy.
Tom

19/08/2020 21:46:47
I discovered that my cable service provides free access to the Peacock Network. I discovered an old episode of “Murder, She Wrote” from the mid-1990s which guest-started Corky! Corky seemed like such a lovable ‘Tard during the first 45 minutes of the show as Angela Lansbury tried to determine who was a serial killer who had been strangling truck drivers with diapers! Corky seemed so innocent in the beginning as he was shown primarily watching He-Man cartoons and eating Cheetos and sucking down cans of Pepsi. But with about 15 minutes left in the episode, Angela Lansbury walked in on Corky peeing in a closet and saw that he was hung like a horse, so she had sex with him. She relaxed after climaxing and looked in the floor and saw two of Corky’s diapers filled with doodoo - the entire bedroom must have smelled like feces! But she also saw blood on the sides of the diapers and thought he may have used the diapers to strangle someone. Then she realized that there was a dead trucker driver in the closet whose body Corky had been sodomizing for weeks after his death. Then she called the police and had Corky arrested. He was so angry that he overflowed his diaper with dookie! It was a great episode
Diesel

19/08/2020 05:29:11
I worked on the original version of Saved by the Bell as a security guard. All of the stars of the show had nice dressing rooms with their names on the doors. Screech was a different story. At first he didn’t have a dressing room at all. He just had a little corner of Mr. Tuttles dressing room. But Screech complained so much they finally cleaned out a janitors closet and gave it to him. They put “Troll” on the door which everyone found funny but Screech. Many times when someone had to fart they would open the door to his dressing room and rip ass into it. Screech complained his door didn’t have a lock but they never did give him one. It was pretty funny.
Vinnie

18/08/2020 15:49:08
Screech sure annoyed everyone in came in contact with. Many people just hated him. But he also had a large homosexual fan base that hated him, but also wanted to pound his every orifice while doing unimaginable things to him. I bet after that Burger King escapade Diamond later met up with that guy in a dumpster out back for some hot man love. Back then Diamond was known to allow fans to schedule gay sex with him by writing to him and demanding he “pencil them in” for a certain time slot. I’ve heard he no longer responds to those requests, and one now has to run into him. Unlike every other person on earth it is acceptable if one runs into Screech to violently attack and sexually assault him.
Burrito Supreme

18/08/2020 10:54:24
I was eating lunch at a Burger King in the spring of 1998 in Burbank, CA near the NBC lot. Screech walked in with some of the other actors on The New Class. I saw Screech order from the Value Menu and heard him try to order a "Big Mac" and uttered "zoinks" when he was informed that they didn't sell those at Burger King. He and his fellow actors then sat down to eat. After eating a Whopper for a couple minutes, I saw a big fat guy go up to get a refill on a Coke from the soda machine and then walked right up to Screech. I thought he was going to ask for an autograph but instead he belched right in Screech's face - it was so loud! I and several other people started laughing and then the fat guy ripped an insanely loud fart in Screech's face before belching again and walking away. It was hilarious!
Bob

17/08/2020 05:41:49
That was a great episode of Saved By The Bell and you just know that Brian Dennehy ad-libbed most of his lines and jizz scene! I also liked the episode where JM J Bullock guest starred as a school bus driver. JM J Bullock was known to be HIV+ at the time of his appearance. During the episode, Zack, Slater, Jessie, Kelley, Screech, Scud, Ox, and the rest of the gang got on the bus to school, as did Mr Belding! It was strange that a high school principal making $200k+ per year would ride a school bus with a bunch of kids, but that was what happened. At one point, Mr. Belding stood up and walked down the aisle to where Screech was sitting and the jumps around so his ass was in Screech’s face and then ripped ass, causing everyone of the bus to clap and laugh while cheering on Mr. B as Screech yelled out “Zoinks!!” Then bus driver JM J Bullock yelled at Screech to shut up and that he’d give Screech something to zoink about. Then he pulled the bus off to the side of the road and grabbed Screech bbbthe Jew fro and pulled him off the bus. Then JM J Bullock yanked down Screech’s Zubaz pants and started viciously ass-raping Screech while everyone on the bus cheered him on and started pleasuring themselves! Lisa and Kelly fingered each other vigorously at the sight of Screech being anally violated! Zack and Slater started jerking off Mr Belding until he blew his load into Screech’s book bag! Then JM J Bullock said Screech was going to get AIDS before bellowing like a hippopotamus as his jizzed into Screech’s torn anus! That was a fantastic guest appearance and it really taught fans about the danger of AIDS.
Ass Plunderer

17/08/2020 02:54:39
I just saw an episode of Saved by the Bell the New Class where Brain Dennehy guest starred as the wrestling coach. When Screech kept interrupting his practices Dennehy got angry and decided to show the team some special moves. He grabbed Screech by the neck, and ripped off his Zubaz before body slamming Screech to the mat. He then violently tea bagged Screech while dangling his nuts from his wrestling singlet. He then farted right in Screech’s face before dropping an elbow onto screech’s hook nose. He then pulled off his single and flipped Screech over before giving Screech some rough anal sex. When Screech began yelling “Zoinks” Dennehy started punching him in the back of the head, and tearing it large chunks of his jew fro. Dennehy then blew his load all over Screech’s head before giving him a pile driver, snapping Screech’s neck. After that he finally went for the pin, and the entire team broke out cheering. Coach Dennehy then took the team to The Max for some burgers while Screech lay on the mat covered in jizz, unable to move his body. Screech did keep yelling “Zoinks” even though he was paralyzed which I found funny. What a great episode!
Pete

17/08/2020 02:36:20
I saw that Screech guy at Medieval Times today. It seems he has two jobs there now. Before the show I saw him cleaning up horse **** in the stables. It was pretty funny as the horse was right there and kicked him right in the bean bag making Screech fly backwards and fall into a pile of ****. Later I saw Screech in the bathroom doing his usual bathroom attendant duties. He hadn’t bathed and stank of horse ****. It was pretty disgusting, but he was still giving it his all leering at dudes, clapping for farts etc. His tip hat even had a few quarters in it along with the normal turd or two. Screech seems to really be moving up at Medieval Times.
Crotch

15/08/2020 02:51:45
I worked on Saved by the Bell the New Class during the mid nineties and watched Screech’s stupid antics. Someone asked where his money went. He spent his money on ridiculous garbage. One item I remember well. In the mid nineties cell phones were no longer the huge phones Zack had, but were still pretty large. They were still a bit of a status symbol as not many people had them. Screech, thinking he was a major celebrity not only had a cellphone, he had a custom cellphone. He had a cellphone designed by Nokia just for him in the shape of a penis. He liked to brag that he spent $50k on it and it was a one of a kind. The ringtone was him yelling “Zoinks”. That phone was absurd and he carried it everywhere. No one ever called him on it unless someone was pranking him. A few times myself and others on the show would call him and he would get excited only to answer the phone and hear a wet fart on the other end. He had no friends to call so he was always trying to call Mr. Belding. One time I was standing close enough to hear Mr. Belding scream at him calling Screech a “hook nosed, douchebag, loser” and to never call him again. Later that day a Screech did call him again and Mr. Belding came running down the hall and clotheslined Screech. He then grabbed Screech’s penis cell phone and pulled down his Zubaz pants. It was hilarious when Mr. Belding shoved the penis cellphone up Screech’s ass, then trudged back down the hall. Almost immediately people began calling the phone and we could hear Screech’s ass yelling “Zoinks” every time someone called. I never saw that penis cellphone again after that day, but that was the type of stuff Screech wasted his money on. I think one time he paid like $10k for a pair of Webster’s underoos that had some huge skid marks in them. He was a really stupid guy.
Greg

14/08/2020 08:19:48
Rob, that was one hot and erotic episode! Everything is so PC and stupid today. An episode like that would never be allowed. The 80’s was full of amazing shows. I remember an episode of Mr. Belvedere where Screech was Wesley’s friend and came over for a sleepover. He annoyed the entire family so much that George made him sleep in Mr. Belvedere’s room. Mr. Belvedere had a bad case of hemmorhoids at the time and to relieve them he sat on Screech’s face bare assed and made Screech tongue his filthy, hemmorhoid ridden anus. After Screech passed out from lack of oxygen Mr. Belvedere took a dump in his Jew Fro, then tossed him out the window. The laugh track was off the hook during this amazing scene. After tossing him out the window Mr. Belvedere drank some tea while writing his his little diary, then went to bed. Such an amazing episode that would never be allowed on TV today.
Spankie

14/08/2020 06:32:35
Screech deserved that for dating a man 50 years older than him! Dudley and Mr. Horton made a better couple anyway. At the end of that episode, Screech ran into the loving arms of the guy with the beard who kidnapped Sam and they played a loving round of “Neptune: King of the Sea”! I recently watched another episode from the 8th season - it was the episode where Mr. Drummond got married and Sam shares a bunk bed with Arnold. Arnold kept peeing in the bed, which caused a rift with Arnold as the bedroom reeked of the smell of urine! So Sam’s classmate, Screech, cane over to play and then stayed for dinner. Screech complained that the bread on his dinner sandwich had a crust on it and Mr Drummond said “shut up, you HOOK-NOSED RIM GOBLIN! I’LL GIVE YOU A CRUST, FAGGOT!” And then Mr Drummond pulled down his trousers and pulled off his underwear, revealing a yellow pee stain on the front and dark doodoo stains encrusted on the back! Mr Drummond proceeded to rub the doodoo crust stain in Screech’s hook nose before pressing his 70-year-old bare ass against Screech’s face and then ripped ass! Pearl fingered herself at the sight before spraying period blood onto Screech’s Jew-fro. Then the Gooch made his first, and only, appearance on the show where he raped Screech. It was odd as the laugh track was running during this rape scene... Finally, the short elderly housekeeper from the second season showed up and queefed right in Screech’s face - it was the first time she’d been on the show in years and I think she was around years old!!! What a great episode!
Rob

14/08/2020 05:33:22
I remember when that Screech guy showed up on the set of “Diff’rent Strokes” to see “his boyfriend” Mr. Horton. Screech was so upset when he saw Mr. Horton was now dating Dudley. He began to cry, which annoyed everyone including Pearl the Housekeeper. She queefed right in his crying face, flattening his Jew fro and making the air stink like garbage. Mr. Drummond also farted on the little troll while Mr. Horton and Dudley road bicycles around the house nude!
Willis

12/08/2020 07:01:38
What the hell is wrong with Screech? Just because he’s some type of demented faggot and thinks of himself as Mr. Belding’s cock-sucking rim goblin does not mean he deserves a role in a Lord of the Rings movie! My buddy saw him at Disneyland in the summer of 1996. He had an enormous point Jew-fro at the time. He thought it looked cool and would go up to girls and try to hit on them, but was always rejected except by the women who were pushing 350lb. But my buddy did see him in the men’s room. My buddy walked in and caught him eating out Corky’s filthy anus! Corky has literally just filled up his diaper with dookie and then took it off and Screech ate out his anus and licked it clean! Then the guy who played Corky’s dad shoved Screech’s head in between Corky’s sweaty butt cheeks and Corky proceeded to rip a loud fart - it was a bit muffled by Screwch’s Jew-fro, yet it was still quite loud. Then, all of a sudden, Jim Edmonds, a baseball player on the California Angeles, walked out of a stall while wearing his full Angel’s uniform. Jim Edmonds then filled down Screech’s Zubaz pants and really started giving it to Screech, right in the ass!!! After several minutes, Corky, Corky’s dad, and Jim Edmonds and all blown their loads into Screech and were all farting in Screech’s face repeatedly until Screech rolled over and jizzed himself in ecstasy!!
Beef

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11/08/2020 05:31:55
Deuce, Those stories are so hot! Your uncle was a lucky man. Imagine one minute seeing Gary Coleman chowing on some pizza, the next seeing Kirk Cameron buying some underoos, and moments later seeing Screech be the meat in a buttcheek sandwich!! My only brush with fame happened a few years ago when I was at a highway rest stop while driving across the country. I was in a bathroom stall taking a dump when the guy who played Corky on “Life Goes On” barreled through the door while ripping down his pants and diaper. He behaved like I wasn’t even there when he sat on the toilet pushing me completely off the seat. As I yelled out he let loose the smelliest torrent of diarrhea imaginable while chanting “dookie” over and over again. Then some ‘tard wrangler popped his head in the stall and started clapping. He also pretended not to see me. Corky didn’t even wipe his ass and went to the guy who gave him some gumdrops. It was an odd scene and my one brush with celebrity.
Teabag

11/08/2020 04:31:24
My uncle was a security guard at the Galleria in Sherman Oaks back in 1992. He said that he would occasionally encounter famous actors shopping in the mall. One time he saw Gary Coleman getting pizza at a Sbarro and another time he ran into Kirk Cameron at the May Department Store buying Underoos. One day in mid-June he walked into the men’s room and heard some kind of ruckus. He looked over and saw that AC Slater and Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell were standing while each wearing thong underwear - their asses were pressed against opposing sides of Screech’s face and they were each ripping loud farts on Screech! My uncle looked over and saw several Taco Bell wrappers on the floor, so apparently they had been eating greasy tacos right before he walked in in order to fuel their colons to produce such noxious odors! My uncle said it smelled like rank anuses in there and the stench nearly made him vomit! He also said that Screech was masturbating vigorously during this, so obviously he’s some sort of demented freak who enjoys being on the ass end of heinous farts!
Deuce

10/08/2020 06:50:13
I’m aware of Screech trying out for Lord of the Rings. He saw and open audition for Goblins and assumed the script was pornographic in nature and there was a need for a “rim goblin”. After years of servicing Mr. Belding as his personal rim goblin Screech felt he was ready to branch out. He showed up at the audition in his signature Zubaz pants and tore down the directors pants and began trying to tongue his anus to show him how good he would be as a “rim goblin”. The director did take a dump in his mouth, but Screech didn’t get the role. Even though some felt since he wouldn’t need any makeup there would be cost savings, others felt him far to hideous, even for a goblin.
Crotch

10/08/2020 04:31:48
I used to work with a guy who did some type of marketing or advertising for Saved By The Bell. He told me that in the late 1990s, he needed to get a signature from Mr. Belding, so he went to Belding’s trailer on the NBC lot. The door was slightly ajar so he pushed it open and saw Mr. Belding jerking off into Screech’s mouth! Belding saw this guy walk in, but kept jerking it like a champion. After blowing his load, he turned around and ripped a wet fart in Screech’s face!! Mr. Belding then walked over, without pulling up his pants or washing his hands, and then signed the document. The guy I know said it was disgusting and that Screech and Belding were notorious homosexuals. He also said that Mr. Belding said that Screech was a “greedy hook-nosed rim goblin.”
Bruce

09/08/2020 07:27:26
Boys, I’m glad to have found you. I was at a truck stop last night outside of Orlando and saw that fruitcake Screech guy. It seems he’s parked his Gremlin there, and lives at the truck stop. I heard from some of the other truckers he tries to get them to “pal” up and share their shower with him as he doesn’t have the money to pay for one. He also lurks in the bathroom where he gets his rocks off listening to dudes **** and leer at dudes at the urinals. Sometimes he gets lucky and a trucker buttslamms him. I felt bad for him and ripped a meaty fart in his face causing him to fall to bathroom floor and convulse while jizzing in his pants and ****ting himself. He has gotten a job as an unpaid bathroom attendant at the Kissimmee Medieval Times, but the gal at that truck stop I spoke with said he probably spends more on gas getting back and forth then he makes each night. The guy has hit rock bottom and is working every queer angle he can just to stay alive.
Pig Pen

09/08/2020 07:22:28
I met Screech at wrestling camp back in 1991. We were both 14 years old Screech was so scrawny and has such a big Jewish afro at the time. His dad signed him up to try to get him to build some muscle and toughen him up. During the wrestling camp, some of the bigger kids would bully him for being such a pussy and a giant faggot on SBTB. But Screech apparently enjoys the attention, even if it is ridicule- he has some type of humiliation fetish. Halfway through the camp, I walked into the showers and caught him licking the sweaty asshole of Mr. Smith, the 55-yr-old wrestling coach! Screech was being pounded in the ass by one of the bigger kids at the camp. So I can tell you that Screech has been a homosexual for at least 30 years’
JB

08/08/2020 10:08:14
Screech must work non-stop at numerous restrooms as an unpaid bathroom attendant!I remember running into him back in 2017 when I used a men's room at a Giordano's in Chicago. My old college roommate and I had split a large deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza and had four or five refills of Mountain Dew while eating. Our waiter got upset when we had a belching contest after consuming all of that soda - he also didn't think it was as funny as I did when he asked if I needed anything and then I responded by belching in his face! Anyhow, at one point I got up to go to the bathroom and once inside the bathroom I unleashed a smelly fart which stunk up the men's room within seconds. At this point I heard a bathroom stall open and Screech walked out while wearing pink Zubaz pants! He said "Zoinks!" and thanked me for freshening the air in the bathroom. He then asked whether I peed as well as I farted. I thought that was a really creepy thing to ask, so I rolled my eyes and walked up to a urinal and started peeing. Screech snuck up behind me and leaned over me shoulder to look at my cock as I peed. I pushed him off and called him a "stupid faggot," and he thanked me "for the compliment." Then I farted and he got this excited look on his face and yanked down my pants and said he wanted to give me a "Slater." I said I wasn't gay, but he wouldn't listen. At this point my old roommate walked into the men's room and asked what was going on. It was strange as my buddy and I bedded quite a few women back in our college days, but right now Screech was trying to pull the balls out of my pants! Anyhow, one thing led to another and then my buddy and I were spit-roasting Screech. Neither my old roommate nor I are gay, but as a heterosexual man, I have to say that Screech really took care of our penis and ass needs like a champion! No wonder Mr. Belding had Screech drop out of college to become his unpaid bathroom attendant on SBTB: The New Class.
Tank

08/08/2020 00:51:37
I saw that Screech guy in the bathroom at Medieval Times. He leered at me taking a ****, and then when I ripped a loud fart he got extremely excited and began clapping loudly and yelling “well done”. There were quite a few people in the bathroom at the time and he leered at everyone he could and talked to people taking dumps through the stall doors. People in the stalls seemed extremely annoyed and a few yelled “go away faggot” to which that Screech guy would yell “Zoinks” and one time “double Zoinks”. He had some little cologne bottles out and breath mints in the shape of tiny penises. I didn’t see anyone partake in of that. He also had a queer looking top hat sitting there for tips and I saw a fat guy **** in it. It was the strangest part of my Medieval Times visit. I have no idea why they are allowing him to lurk in the bathroom annoying their customers.
Stanley

07/08/2020 20:53:10
I recently visited that Medieval Times and saw that Screech guy manning the bathroom. He was pretending to be some Medieval jester or something and was cheering on every fart, diarrhea spray, while leering lustfully at guys taking a **** at the urinal. He even had a few stupid songs he sang when someone would rip a really loud fart that were very homoerotic in nature. I’ve been to a few other Medieval Times and none of them had any kind of bathroom attendant. I don’t know why this one does, or why “Screech” would want that job. He’s a real weird guy.
Barf

07/08/2020 06:11:39
I was driving to Las Vegas a couple years ago when I stopped at a restaurant stop near Reno, NV to take a leak. When I walked into the men’s room, I encountered a weirdo who was a white guy with an enormous poofy afro. I did a double-take and realized it was the guy who played Screech and his Jew-fro was massive and out of control! I had been driving with 10 hours straight and the only food I had eaten was a Meat Lover’s pizza stacked with extra pepperoni I had gotten from a Pizza Hut the night before. When I got up to the urinal, Screech asked how was my drive was and I said it was fine. Then I started peeing and Screech said that I was was taking one hell of a pee and that I was a lucky man as he gazes listfully at me with a deranged look on his face. All of a sudden, I felt a huge buildup of gas in my colon and I unleashed a powerful fart which smelled heinous and actually the mirrors! Screech then dropped to his knees and started sniffing my ass! His hook nose is so big that I felt it pressing against my anus!! Screech then begged me for another fart as he said that he was experiencing exquisite pleasure. I then ripped a wet fart right in his face to get him to shut up, which caused him to double over and land in a puddle of urine, at which point he jizzed himself! I then zipped up, washes my hand, and got back in my car. I don’t know how Mr Belding put up with that weirdo for so many years!!!
Diesel

07/08/2020 03:11:29
I towed that hook nosed douche’s Gremlin from that Taco Bell Drive Thru yesterday. I was even nice enough to pull their car up to the window so his heifer could get her order of 30 tacos and an order of cinnamon twists. It was funny as when we got the car to the mechanics shop he was begging her for a taco, but she said he was a loser and could suck her fart. She then ripped the nastiest fart I’ve ever smelled. It almost made me puke. Today when I went to cash his check for the tow the check bounced. His checks had little dicks on them. That guy is a total fruit. When she farted on him he began mumbling about how he couldn’t wait to get back to the Medieval Times bathroom where he’s treated like a king. I didn’t know what he was talking about until I found this board. I’ll have to pay him a visit to get the money that goblin owes me!
Toxic Tom

07/08/2020 02:15:40
Larry, I saw him last night again. I was in the Taco Bell drive thru and a car had broken down. People were going around the car. When I got behind it I could see it was an old 1970’s Gremlin, and when I pulled around I glanced over and saw it was Screech behind the wheel. He was with a very obese woman who was wearing a Medieval Times outfit. She seemed really annoyed at the breakdown and was screaming at him about how hungry she was and what a loser he was for driving such a piece of crap. It was pretty funny.
Peter

05/08/2020 22:46:39
It is astonishing how Screech went from making millions as a child actor to working for tips as an unpaid bathroom attendant as an adult. It must be a bit unsettling to be peeing at a urinal and look over to catch Screech from Saved By The Bell hungrily staring at your cock! And why does he enjoy smelly farts so much???
Larry

05/08/2020 03:31:12
I forgot to mention I asked Screech why he had chosen to be a bathroom attendant at Medieval Times and he claimed he was preparing for a role in a major Hollywood movie. I have no idea what movie would require someone to hang out in a bathroom leering at dudes, but that’s what he said.
Peter

05/08/2020 03:28:26
I saw Corky with A Rod at Medieval Times. Corky was super excited to see the Knights and the horses. Corky was wearing a paper crown and was making A Rod call him “King Corky”. At one point I went to the bathroom and found that guy who played Screech on “Saved by the Bell” was the bathroom attendant. He leered at me taking a ****, and when I ripped ass he came close and breathed it in before saying “that was a good one”. When I got back to my seat I Corky was giving A Rod anal action while cheering fans all around jerked off and chanted his name. It was a really surreal experience.
Peter

04/08/2020 07:37:22
Corky cut open a big bag of M&Ms the other day and accidentally held the bag upside down, resulting in all of the M&Ms falling on the kitchen floor. Corky forgot to clean up this mess as Sesame Street was about to start and Corky ran to the tv in the family room. When A-Rod walked into the kitchen after returning from grocery shopping, he didn’t see the mess on the floor and slipped on M&Ms and took a terrible tumble, breaking his leg! So A-Rod is now in a cast and has trouble moving. Corky is mad at A-Rod for yelling at him after he fell and has been getting some payback! Corky has been gorging on deep dish pepperoni pizzas which give him horrific gas! Corky brought a leaf blower in from the garage and has been using it to blow his heinous farts into A-Rod’s face from across the room while he watches cartoons! Corky sure taught A-Rod a valuable lesson!!!
Gary Ballbag

04/08/2020 04:57:53
I saw Tom Brady today and he was hanging out with Corky. Tom and Corky seemed to be getting along really well and there was definitely some flirting. Tom complimented Corky on his physique and Corky went dookie in his diaper. A Rod better watch out!
Tox

31/07/2020 10:24:19
i am a gay man and have aids. i want to take a dump on the ground and then roll Dustin Diamond in my feces. i shall also smear feces from the diapers of several children and people with Downs Syndrome and will smear it on Diamond’s chest. Then I will pee my name on the fecal canvas on the double dog’s chest. Then I will go diarrhea in his face before jerking off into his Jew-fro!!!!!
Neil

30/07/2020 17:32:45
I want to tongue Anthony Rizzo’s anus while dressed up an elf
Steve Bartman

29/07/2020 16:44:32
I want to meet up for drinks with Screech. I’ll pretend that I’m a tv producer and I want to hire him for a role as a James Bond type of super agent. Then, when the time is right, I will pretend to give him a contract to sign and as he’s reading it, I will cold-cock him in the head. Then I will **** on his face and then fart into his mouth. Corky from Life Goes On will suddenly emerge as my enforcer and will start slapping Screech around! Then Corky will get so excited that he overflows his diaper before strangling Screech and then ....UUGGGGHHH ... I just blew my load fantasizing about this!
Neil

28/07/2020 11:19:27
Life Goes On was such a funny sitcom! Corky was so lovable and always got a few chuckles each episode when he would go doodoo in the wrong place. That time he did it in the kitchen sink and his dad found it was so hilarious as his dad tried spanking him before Corky quickly overpowered him and strangled him with one of his dirty diapers!
Steve Anus

28/07/2020 08:35:56
I just saw the episode of Life Goes On where Corky learns about Albert Einstein in school. Corky really liked Einstein’s hair and tried to make his look like Einstein’s. When Corky’s Dad asked him what he was doing he started telling his father how he had learned about “Albert Frankenstein” at school. His father laughed and said, I think you mean “Albert Einstein”. Corky grew angry at this and yelled that he was the new Albert Frankenstein and to prove it began yelling random numbers and letters. When his father told him it was just jibberish Corky attacked him and began anally violating him while continuing to yell out random “formulas”. His mother lured Corky off his father with some pop tarts and a promise to listen to all his amazing ‘tard formulas. His Dad, his ass bleeding, crawled up the stairs. Life with Corky was so exciting! I always wondered if there were any nuggets of gold in Corky’s formulas!
Rob Wiggle

28/07/2020 07:27:23
My lover and I had some hot, sweaty sex last night. We enjoy dressing up as medieval characters. I dressed as a king and my lover dressed as a troll who lives under a bridge. We had eaten a romantic dinner at Taco Bell before getting it on. We enjoy tough sex and I had grabbed him by his Jew-fro and shoved his head into the sheets, which he loved. Unfortunately, the greasy Taco Bell was starting to make my bowels fill with gas and I accidentally ripped a fart right in my lover’s face. It smelled like rotting eggs - it was so nasty! But my lover enjoys being humiliated and started moaning in ecstasy as his he jizzed into his Zubaz branded g-string!! I then told him he was a dirty little troll before farting in his face again!!!
Steve

27/07/2020 01:51:47
I just saw the episode of Saved By The Bell where Screech asked Mr Belding if he could arrange a Lord if the Rings student fan group at Bayside High School. Mr. Belding replied that a Lord of the Rings student group was not allowed and that Screech was a giant fa-got for even asking! Mr. Belding then grabbed Screech by the Jew-fro and slammed his face into his desk. Mr. Belding then pressed his ass up against Screech’s face and ripped a heinous fart! Screech coughed and Mr. Belding took offense and then viciously butt-raped him!!!
Kurt Steinberg

25/07/2020 10:40:47
I just saw the episode of Life Goes On where Corky learned about Lord of the Rings in school. That night he told his parents he was from Middle Earth and danced around. His father began beating him to try and control him, but this further energized the Corkster. He tackled his Dad and whipped out his massive ‘tard dong. He then gave his Dad some rough anal sex while claiming he was now a middle earth “ass goblin”. It’s one of my favorite episodes and I’m pretty sure Corky’s Dad never beat Corky again!
ROCCO

25/07/2020 06:07:26
I was sitting bare-ass naked on my couch rubbing one out while watching Screech on the Miss Bayside episode of Saved By The Bell. Watching Mr. Belding place the crown on Screech’s Jew-fro really turns me on as I fantasize that Mr. Belding will have some hot unprotected anal sex in the Teachers Lounge with Screech immediately after that event! Anyhow, after blowing a huge load and then washing up, I came back to my couch and discovered that it now smells like rank anuses!! Has anyone else ever had this happen to them?
Kurt Steinberg

24/07/2020 23:18:34
Today I saw Corky and A Rod. Corky took a massive **** in A Rods mouth while riding a motorcycle.
Rocco

Queer Posts From the "How to be Punk" Forum - Part 5

I found even more spank-worthy posts from the "How to be Punk"forum:

Todd said Jul 1, 2020 @ 6:34 am
When I was in high school one of my classmates was a little too chummy with the principal. They would hang out on the weekend eating pizza and watching movies. My classmate was really weird and annoying. I think he touched the principal’s peepee and made out. Years later they now work together.
    
Marina Oswald said Jun 29, 2020 @ 3:14 am
My former husband, Lee Harvey Oswald, did not kill JFK. I have proof and will be releasing it in this esteemed board. I will tell you right now Lee was having hot man action during the shooting and was huffing the farts of a co-worker. The only “shots” that came from the sixth floor were extremely loud farts.
    
Coomer said Jun 28, 2020 @ 4:14 am
In America, some people want small mommy gf with small milky. But, we need to make sure that the tent is big enough for biggy milky and penis. My god, I need this so bad.
    
amy said Jun 27, 2020 @ 10:22 pm
uhh what's up
    
Dumpster Dan said Jun 25, 2020 @ 7:28 am
Today at work I shit my pants. Some deranged weirdo came over to me and began sniffing my ass like a dog. I could also see he was sporting an erection! What the fuck?
    
Kurt said Jun 22, 2020 @ 9:07 am
Rok Hard, the best nude leapfrog technique is to rip ass in the face of the guy you are leapfrogging when your ass is mere inches from that guy's nose. It does not matter whether the leapfrogged man belches into the anus of the man who leapfrogged him, although it could spice things up! Last week, I saw a big white guy in his late-20's who was wearing a Chicago Cubs game jersey with no pants. He leapfrogged over a pudgy, dorky-looking guy who was was wearing huge late-1980s era headphones and a Cubs hat - the big guy timed a fart perfectly so that his bare ass was maybe two inches from the other guy's nose during a nude leapfrog jump!
    
Studz McKenzie said Jun 22, 2020 @ 2:20 am
That is one insanely erotic idea! Can you imagine rubbing assholes and both people fart at the same time? If lesbians have scissoring we can have asshole rubbing! So many hot options. I might do this tonight and try a Monroe transfer!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 21, 2020 @ 7:29 pm
Hi fellow queers. Do any of you guys remember the show To Catch a Predator? The show has a lot of degenerate homosexuals looking to hook up with teens (instead of just wanting to parade around in public performing sexual acts in front of them like any normal gay) and some of the chats have some crazy ideas we could steal for example. The Degenerate Rabbi David Kaye has this to say to the decoy
“ REDBD [05:07 PM]: i like sucking and being sucked
REDBD [05:08 PM]: i like ot kiss
MadC Rad1992 [05:08 PM]: i wanna try that
REDBD [05:08 PM]: and rub assholes”

I propose we all start to rub assholes to replace shaking hands. I believe that it would be hot as hell and maybe we can pass some wicked new stds via asshole to asshole contact!
    
Rok Hard said Jun 19, 2020 @ 11:23 pm
Hello fellow ass aficionados! I have a question regarding proper leapfrog etiquette. I for one say that proper decorum is for someone to leapfrog another, receive an anus belch, then blast ass in that persons face. Others argue with me and say one should leapfrog, tip ass, then receive an anus belch. In some parts of the queer community this question is creating mass division and I’ve even seen a few demented queers wearing tshirts depicting what they believe to be proper technique. Please chime in and offer your thoughts on this incredibly important and pressing matter!
    
Kurt said Jun 18, 2020 @ 10:57 am
Hey gang, I was at a Corona-turd Jai Alai competition last night which had a new set of rules. Instead of firing their Coronavirus turds at a wall with their jock straps, there was instead a guy in a field who stood about 75 feet away and the players tried to hit him with their feces! The guy in the field had a poofy white man's afro and was wearing pink Zubaz pants. Apparently the man in the field is known as a "catcher." One of the competitors was very skilled and managed to hit the catcher right in the face with his feces, which was awesome! The next guy managed to nail the catcher right in the junk with a meaty turd, which made me laugh!!
    
Pepperoni Pete said Jun 18, 2020 @ 8:10 am
I’m so glad our heinous pepperoni coronafart campaign seems to have lit up the numbers in states like Texas and Arizona! We queers are really doing a solid job helping spread COVID-19 like wildfire! I haven’t had this much fun since AIDS came out!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 17, 2020 @ 6:52 pm
A lot of seriously hot ideas regarding independent queer states across America and soon the world. The glass walls in the casino has got me thinking. We should be able to force all the heterosexuals and especially their children to watch our deranged queer antics I propose that all walls in any Anus Zone be made from glass.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 17, 2020 @ 2:47 am
Thanks for that hot tip Kurt! Today I went down to city hall here in San Fran. I demanded the city hand over Alcatraz Island for Anus Land. The people there laughed at me and told me that LGBT rights were “so 1995” and that they didn’t care about my demands. They claimed that they are saving Alcatraz island for BLM and Antifa who are the new darlings of the San Fran mayors office! I was infuriated! I had dreamed of us finally having land of our own where we could frolick nude, wear our pee strained jock straps, huff each others farts, and engage in levels of debauchery not yet even dreamed of! Much of our hot action could be watched by hetero’s and their families through the giant glass windows in our casino. Instead it seems our dreams have been crushed. We are no longer the oppressed in the minds of the world. Instead the oppressed are peaceful looters who burn down buildings and assassinate police officers. This shall not stand!
    
Kurt said Jun 16, 2020 @ 8:25 pm
Just to let everyone know, there was a punk cover band playing during a nude leapfrog competition last night in the Anus Zone area of Portland. In case you wonder who won this competitive endeavor, I have to say that everyone was a winner! I was standing 25 feet away and I certainly smelled it when a big fat guy ripped a wet fart in random stranger's face right after leapfrogging him. There was also some type of Jai Alai slingshot competition I had never seen before - three guys lined up about 50 feet away from a white wall. They were each completely nude except for a jock strap which was worn with the pouch portion covering their ass cracks instead of their balls. Then they each took a big dump into the jock strap pouch and then used the jock strap as a Jai Alai scoop to fire their turds at the white wall! One guy managed to hit 25 feet up on the wall with a particularly meaty turd!!!
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 16, 2020 @ 10:08 am
Andrew, don’t be a homophobe this is a safe space for homosexuals to discuss opening our own autonomous zone to get away from homophobes and peaceful rioters. Before the homo colonisation of this guestbook it was a complete drag with the most unerotic content I’ve ever read. It is now a veritable gay bar of tales of degeneracy. I hope one day you get to witness me twirling dildos while getting pleasure from a fat dude dressed as Me Belding in front of you happy family forcing your young children to watch while you’re forced to clap and state how brave I am.

If you can’t contribute with ideas I will have to give you corona with a massive smelly fart.
   
andrew said Jun 16, 2020 @ 4:59 am
jesus christ you have a lot of time on your hands.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 16, 2020 @ 3:03 am
I’m still loving the Alcatraz idea, mixed with the idea of having gambling as well. We could easily take over that island and name it Anus Land. Queers only! But to support our degenerate lifestyles we need piles of cash. We could do that by opening a casino in part of the old prison. Since a ferry service that already transports 1.4 million people per year to the island we would have no problem getting people on and off the island. We of course would demand that the cost of ferry transportation and upkeep be paid for by San Francisco. We would also make them pay for our casino to be built. We would then take all the profits and spend them on essentials like tons of gay porn, anal lube, and poppers. The straights allowed in the casino would not be allowed on the rest of Anus Land. That would be for queers only! We would have our own little queer police force that would dole out harsh lessons to anyone breaking the rules! I’m going to keep working on this idea.
    
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:37 pm
Today I tried to plant the rainbow flag in a local park to officially found our Gay autonomous zone but within seconds of planting the flag instead of a rush of queers running into the park to naked leap frog and swap aids strains a large peaceful black rapper with dreadlocks and his “cru” peacefully pulled a gun on me and renamed the zone to Fuck Whitey zone. They have now kicked me out of the zone for being a “cracker faggot”. I thought these BLM people were tolerant and peaceful. Seems there is no place in America now for a group of gay men to come together, wear piss stained jockstraps on our faces and get up to all kinds of deranged homo shinanigans in public preferably in front of children!
    
Kurt said Jun 15, 2020 @ 4:31 am
The gay community absolutely deserves its own reservation land! I would love to live in Anusville, the capital city in Anus Land!!! The gay community has given so much to America, such as art, fashion, and AIDS - we need our own land where we can frolick and prance around with playing nude leapfrog in full view of families with young children. We will also have casinos to make money like they do on Indian lands. The casinos will be all nude and the bathrooms will be a hot scene where anything goes!!!! There’s also nothing more exciting than playing nude leapfrog and ripping ass in a random dude’s face while a nice wholesome family is having a picnic 20 feet away.
    
Toxic Tom said Jun 15, 2020 @ 2:54 am
JewveBeenFramed,
That is one highly erotic idea. I feel we should start with Alcatraz, just like the Indians did in the 70’s when they occupied and named it “Indian Land” we could take it over for “Anus Land”. I can only imagine the fun we could have with the old prison, and it’s shower room. Very campy old time queer jailhouse fun! We could easily fend off attacks by manning the coastline and blasting any haters with our ass cannons. If BLM and Antifa get their own spot we queers should also get one! Hopefully after taking the island we could quickly install a steam room and some jacuzzis for some heavy scat play!
 
JewveBeenFramed said Jun 14, 2020 @ 10:04 pm
Fellow fart huffing queers. It’s time we made a stand I propose that like the peaceful BLM & Antifa rioters we should start our own autonomous region of San Francisco. In the past we have been able to parade around the streets urinating our aids piss in each other’s mouths and buttslaming each other in front of children but now the new media darlings BLM have stopped us from having our usual homoantics. This new region will be called the Anus zone and heterosexuality will be outlawed and all those who enter must wear a face jockstrap, perform a naked leapfrog and immediately suck a corona fart out of the asshole of the nearest obese homo.

Timmy said Jun 13, 2020 @ 8:34 pm
Intolerance is back! Last night my friends and I all headed to the drive in. We assumed it would be much like playing in the park during lockdown. We got there and began playing nude leapfrog in the grassy area in front of the screen. (The movie hadn’t started yet so we were bothering no one). There were about 20 of us playing and I thought everyone there would totally enjoy seeing 20 nude men leapfrogging each other and ripping loud farts. I was wrong. All it took was me leapfrogging someone and ripping a giant wet fart in their mouth while yelling “eat that coronafart faggot”! After I did this I could hear some intolerant lady squealing about “he has coronavirus” and all kinda of other hateful comments about our loving game of nude leapfrog. We kept playing but within 10 minutes the goon squad showed up. The police totally shut everything down, stripping us of our rights to play nude leapfrog, fart in each other’s faces, and have hot man love in front of families waiting to watch a movie. The police even tazed my friend Pepe! They did so because he released a loving diarrhea spray at them! How intolerant! We weren’t even allowed to watch the movie and were forced to leave without a refund. I’m so sad all the progress we made in recent months seems to have evaporated!

Ken said Jun 12, 2020 @ 7:05 pm
Apparently Antifa and BLM were planning on taking over a portion of downtown Nashville to establish an autonomous zone like they did with the apparent approval of weak beta cucks. But the governor of TN said this and violence would not be tolerated! Can you believe this bs? The red states are totally backward. Thank goodness that the governors of the blue states know the score and are tolerant enough to allow state government buildings to be occupied and understand that looting and rioting is a beautiful thing which should be encouraged. I’m so angry at this intolerance that I’m going to strangle my gay lover with a soiled men’s thong before ripping ass in his face and using his lips as a toilet seat!

Seattle Sam said Jun 12, 2020 @ 6:55 am
Thanks Todd. I hope to see you at Steamworks tonight. I’ll save a few floaters for you.

Todd said Jun 12, 2020 @ 6:27 am
Seattle Sam, you must have had an awful experience! I don’t understand these Antifa people - I thought they were for equality! So it is ok for a mentally ill man to dress up like a woman and refer to himself as a “trans woman,” but it isn’t acceptable for gay men to engage in a few rounds of nude leapfrog while ripping ass in each other’s faces? Do they need see the hypocrisy???

Seattle Sam said Jun 12, 2020 @ 2:17 am
Fellow queers. Today I went down to the six block area of Seattle that has been taken over by Antifa and BLM. I heard it was totally free and it’s own country. I felt myself and my queer friends would be allowed to do whatever we wanted under this super tolerant environment. First off we were met by some white skinny guy with and AR 15 who hassled us about getting in. Once in we began skipping around and that quickly evolved into some nude leapfrog, and a tiny bit of scat play. All of sudden I heard “Ewww” and some hippie chick was pointing at us. Soon a bunch of BLM members started threatening us with guns and violence. We got out of there quickly. That free country six blocks is definitely not free and I advise all gay men to stay clear of it. Instead please meet up with us at Steamworks bath Seattle on Summit Ave. I will be in the spa surrounded by tons of dudes floaters!

Fart Goblin said Jun 11, 2020 @ 7:04 am
Tox, how do I get aliens to visit me and fart in my face?

Bobby said Jun 10, 2020 @ 6:20 am
Kurt, thank you for that descriptive tale of your homoerotic bathroom adventure. I lost two loads while reading it!