Monday, April 13, 2020

Mr. Belding Teaches Screech a Lesson About the Coronavirus

Screech and Mr. Belding have been down on their luck ever since Bayside High School temporarily laid off its employees and independent contractors.  Even though Mr. Belding is a high school principal with a salary in excess of $200k, he has little savings due to his addictions to gay porn, cocaine, and Dunkin' Donuts.  Screech, on the other hand, is in an even worse situation as he works solely for tips as an unpaid bathroom attendant and has been unable to work for the past several weeks.  Being short on cash, Screech and Mr. Belding have temporarily moved into a YMCA which offers cheap rooms and has a community bathroom at the end of their hall.

Even though he weighs 400 lbs and is nearly 70 years old, Mr. Belding still has a voracious sexual appetite and has his way with Screech every night when he has rough anal sex with Screech and makes Screech tongue his anus!  The other day after eating 7 large burritos from Taco Bell, Mr. Belding waddled to the bathroom to take a massive dump.  While taking a dump, Screech was in the men's room washing his hands and he heard Mr. Belding rip an insanely loud fart.  Screech then realized that he had to take a dump of his own, so he entered a stall near Mr. Belding's and sat down and squeaked out a pathetic excuse for a fart.  When Mr. Belding heard Screech's fart, he was irate and yelled at Screech for interrupting his dump and for possibly exposing him to the Coronavirus!  Screech replied, "Zoinks!  Oopsie!  Sorry Chief, but I had to go!"  Screech also pointed out that he had just eaten our Mr. Belding's ass and had been on the receiving end of anal sex from Mr. Belding a mere 30 minutes earlier and that there was therefore no way that he could catch the Coronavirus from him.

Mr. Belding was so angry at Screech that he jumped off his toilet and kicked open the door to Screech's stall even though his pants were still down and he still had feces stuck in his asscrack!  Mr. Belding then punched Screech in his huge nose and grabbed Screech by the Jew-fro and launched him into a sink!  Mr. Belding then wiped his ass clean with Screech's coarse Jew-fro before ripping a wet fart in Screech's face!  Mr. Belding then told Screech to clean himself up and go buy a deep dish pepperoni pizza for him to eat later!

Mr. Belding sure taught Screech a lesson about the Coronavirus that time!

 

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