AI-Generated Videos of Screech's Family

Dustin "Screech" Diamond reported has two sons, Zoinks Diamond and Zubaz Diamond.  I have heard unconfirmed rumors that his children was butt-babies, and that he gave birth to them out of his anus.  I know that this sounds crazy, but I am repeating what I have read.  There are also unconfirmed rumors that Mr. Belding's potent seed fathered Screech's children.  

Here is an AI-generated video of Screech at a movie theater with Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond.  They were there to watch "Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style 2":

Here is an AI-generated video of Screech engaging in a belching contest with John Arby while Zoinks and Zubaz sit at a table in awe:

Dustin's Son, Zoinks Diamond

Dustin Diamond has supposedly borne at least one son. I heard that Mr. Belding deposited his potent seed in Diamond's butthole and impregnated Diamond with a butt-baby. Diamond thought he was taking a shit a few months later, but his butt baby popped out! Diamond named his son Zoinks after his catchphrase on Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

Diamond and Belding never married, but Belding does have some visitation rights. Here is a picture of Belding and Zoinks Diamond. Notice how Zoinks has a curly Jew-fro, just like Dustin Diamond! Zoinks sometimes goes by his middle name, Brian.