Sunday, April 05, 2020

Mr. Belding Makes a Coronavirus Face Mask for Screech

The United States' Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently recommended that everyone wear cloth face masks when out in public as a preventative measure to avoid spreading the Covid-19 Coronavirus.  When Mr. Belding heard about the recommendation, he crafted a homemade face mask for Screech to wear. Specifically, Mr. Belding saw a pair of his underwear on the floor and thought that it would be the perfect face mask for Screech to wear.

Screech walked back into Mr. Belding's home after taking out the garbage and Mr. B presented the face mask to Screech and told him to put it on and then go get him an extra large deep dish pepperoni pizza.  Screech uttered "Zoinks!" and said that he didn't want to wear the mask because there were yellow pee stains in the front and hershey stains in the back!  Screech also asked why Mr. Belding hadn't at least washed the underwear before handing it to him.  Mr. B got really angry with Screech and informed him that the pee and dookie stains serve as a natural filter to protect him from the Coronavirus!  Mr. B was also angry that Screech dared to question him and decided to teach Screech yet another lesson!  Mr. B punched Screech in his hook nose and then grabbed his Jew-fro and shoved him into a wall!  Mr. B then pulled down his underwear and grabbed Screech's face and shoved it in between his sweaty ass cheeks before ripping a wet fart.  Mr. B is notorious for failing to wipe properly and his wet fart smelled absolutely heinous!  The fart was so powerful that it snapped Screech's head back, giving him whiplash!  Mr. B then pulled down Screech's Zubaz and pounded away at Screech's anus until pulling out and blowing his STD-ridden seed into Screech's face!  Mr. B sure taught Screech about face masks that time!






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