Dustin "Screech" Diamond reported has two sons, Zoinks Diamond and Zubaz Diamond. I have heard unconfirmed rumors that his children was butt-babies, and that he gave birth to them out of his anus. I know that this sounds crazy, but I am repeating what I have read. There are also unconfirmed rumors that Mr. Belding's potent seed fathered Screech's children.
Here is an AI-generated video of Screech at a movie theater with Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond. They were there to watch "Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style 2":
Here is an AI-generated video of Screech engaging in a belching contest with John Arby while Zoinks and Zubaz sit at a table in awe:
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Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond have huge Jew-fros, just like their mother, Screech! Do they to follow on their mom’s footsteps and become unpaid bathroom attendants?
It was really nice to see Screech with he and Mr. Belding’s kids. John Arby really nice to them as well. I wonder what those kids were doing while Screech was manning truck stop bathrooms around the country?
Barf, do you think that Zoinks and Zubaz know that Mr. Belding is their father? If so, it must be upsetting to them because Mr. Belding has apparently only publicly acknowledged his son, Dustin Haskins.
Ass Breath, I strongly believe they know Mr. Belding is their father. Although there are claims he denied paternity I recall some stories where they visited him after Screech went MIA. This was while Mr. Belding was living in A-Rod’s house with his best buddy Corky.
Is anyone in contact with Zoinks and Zubaz Diamond? If so, please have them reach out to me. Mr. Belding had a sizable estate. I heard that he left his assets to his son, Dustin Haskins, but perhaps I can find a loophole to ensure that his butt-baby children are cared for. Just because Zoinks and Zubaz were born out of Screech’s butt in some type of unnatural, demonic manner, doesn’t mean that the father is off the hook for supporting them!
Estate Lawyer. I’ve run into Zubaz and Zoinks 2 or 3 times. They have followed in their mother’s footsteps and man truck stop bathrooms across the country. They are nice guys, and don’t seem deranged like Screech was. I’m not sure why they have decided to be unpaid bathroom attendants. I do recall them training with Screech. They are always together and do an excellent job keeping bathrooms clean and well stocked. They do seem to get a decent amount of tips as well. I last saw them back in August at the Iowa 80 Truckstop in Walcott Iowa. If I run into them again I’ll send them your way.
I was a waiter at a pizza place in 2018-19. Screech would occasionally come in with his sons Zoinks and Zubaz. Zoinks and Zubaz each had big poofy Jew-fros like in the videos above. Screech, on the other hand, was missing huge chunks of Jew-fro which had apparently been torn out during rough sex with his gay lovers. People often recognized Screech and would walk over to his table and then fart in his face. Zoinks and Zubaz were unphased by this, making me wonder if this was a regular occurrence. I remember one time in particular when Mr. Belding snuck up from behind, dropped his pants, pressed his bare ass up against Screech’s face, and then ripped an enormous fart which made everyone in the restaurant laugh hysterically, including Zoinks and Zoinks, although the restaurant reeked of the stench of anus for hours after that incident!
I think it is crazy that Screech actually took his own kids to see “Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style 2” in a theater. Isn’t there hardcore butt-slamming in that film? I heard that in the movie, Screech gets kidnapped by Chief Pupakoo again. However, instead of treating Screech like a king, the Chief puts out his peace pipe in Screech’s zoinker and then viciously butt-slams Screech. Also, Screech ends up contracting Super-AIDS. That doesn’t seem like a family-friendly movie!
SBTB Fanatic, that was an X rated movie! Why would Screech have been taking two kids to see that?! Back at Kelly’s grandfathers resort we find that Kelly’s grandfather has turned the resort into a brothel! None of the original cast except Screech, Chief Pakuku, and Kelly’s Grandfather are in the second version. After Chief Pakuku is done with him Kelly’s grandfather whores out Screech to a bunch of horny Japanese businessmen! They take turns buttslamming and farting in Screech’s face. The entire storyline revolves around Screech getting Super-Aids and spreading it everywhere, making him the most hated man in Hawaii!
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